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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,659 --> 00:00:09,189 Why are you breaking up with me? We've been going out for two weeks. 2 00:00:09,212 --> 00:00:11,909 And I've never had a girlfriend for two weeks. 3 00:00:11,932 --> 00:00:15,942 I believe in dreams. And last night, I had a dream that you were with Lindsay. 4 00:00:15,964 --> 00:00:18,278 She was all over you and you were all over her. 5 00:00:18,301 --> 00:00:20,837 But that was a dream. I was at the movies last night. 6 00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:23,098 Check. Call Kevin. No. Call Tyler. 7 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:27,706 It's too late, Kyle. You can't take back a dream. 8 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:33,051 Hey, Bridget. Hey, Kyle. 9 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,492 Kyle! 10 00:00:34,878 --> 00:00:35,964 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 11 00:00:36,029 --> 00:00:37,222 What is going on here? 12 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,164 Uh... It's... it's OK, Papa H. 13 00:00:40,253 --> 00:00:42,364 No, please call me Mr. Hennessey. 14 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:44,060 - G to G. - Pardon me? 15 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:45,469 Got to go. 16 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:49,531 Got to go? And he's leaving? G to G? That's the code? 17 00:00:49,854 --> 00:00:52,539 You say that and he leaves? Kyle, G to G. 18 00:00:54,014 --> 00:00:56,872 That was so rude! Would I do that to one of your friends? 19 00:00:56,895 --> 00:00:57,854 My house. Cate! 20 00:00:59,231 --> 00:01:03,387 Cate! You had a daughter downstairs alone with a boy on a couch! 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,118 Cate! 22 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,349 - Dad! - I'm sorry. Where's your mom? 23 00:01:09,024 --> 00:01:11,657 - She went out. - Dad, you so embarrassed me! 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,665 - You know the rules. - So does Kerry. Gonna say anything? 25 00:01:14,688 --> 00:01:17,758 Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Paul Hennessey, Kerry's dad. 26 00:01:18,081 --> 00:01:20,682 - I'm Guy, Kerry's study partner. - Nice to meet you. 27 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:24,266 Amazing. I'm sitting on a couch with a boy, and you go psycho Dad. 28 00:01:24,288 --> 00:01:26,378 She's in bed with him and you do nothing? 29 00:01:26,401 --> 00:01:29,918 We're on the bed, not in the bed. Learn a preposition. 30 00:01:30,593 --> 00:01:32,511 We were just studying biology. 31 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:35,423 That's it. Just... just bio... I gotta go. 32 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:39,678 - It was nice meeting everybody. - Yeah. 33 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:40,801 Bye. 34 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:44,875 - Bridget, you totally chased Guy away! - Dad chased Kyle away, so we're even. 35 00:01:44,898 --> 00:01:46,752 Wait, what kinda name is Guy? 36 00:01:46,946 --> 00:01:49,580 - It's French. He's French Canadian. - Ew. 37 00:01:49,603 --> 00:01:51,968 Bridget, one world. French Canadian? 38 00:01:53,987 --> 00:01:54,945 Sorry, sorry. 39 00:01:56,194 --> 00:01:59,724 Kerry was obviously studying. I don't have to worry about her. 40 00:01:59,747 --> 00:02:01,517 - What? - I've done that trick. 41 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:04,364 You lay books and papers around just in case you come in. 42 00:02:04,387 --> 00:02:05,410 - Really? - No. 43 00:02:07,876 --> 00:02:10,925 - You don't have to worry about me? - You don't understand. 44 00:02:10,948 --> 00:02:14,893 You're the good guy in this scenario. When the dust settles, I want credit. 45 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:18,689 - Why do you think I'm always good? - So I'm the bad girl? 46 00:02:19,525 --> 00:02:22,957 What's it called when you're damned if you do, damned if you don't? 47 00:02:22,981 --> 00:02:24,259 Oh, yes, fatherhood. 48 00:02:26,181 --> 00:02:28,654 Maybe I was laying books around to fool you. 49 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:31,437 - It's not hard. - Is that what you want me to believe? 50 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:34,465 Don't worry, Dad. They weren't messing around. 51 00:02:35,717 --> 00:02:37,316 Wait, this isn't my room. 52 00:02:37,477 --> 00:02:38,479 - What! - Get out! 53 00:02:38,502 --> 00:02:40,227 - Get out of here! - Rory! 54 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:03,216 Kerry, sweetie, take a look at this. I think you'll like it. 55 00:03:03,239 --> 00:03:06,416 - Whatcha reading? - Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks. 56 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:09,956 God, he writes with such a measured rage. What's that? 57 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:15,972 It's my column on how dogs start to look like their owners. 58 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,089 I don't know, maybe now's not the time. 59 00:03:19,112 --> 00:03:21,030 Rory, shouldn't you be in bed? 60 00:03:21,097 --> 00:03:23,398 I can't sleep. I'm worried 'cause... 61 00:03:24,745 --> 00:03:28,325 'cause Bridget's not home yet and it's past her curfew. 62 00:03:31,369 --> 00:03:34,547 Well, Rory, son, that's not worrying, that's tattling. 63 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:35,593 And I thank you. 64 00:03:38,154 --> 00:03:42,055 OK, there she is now. Bridget is starting to take advantage. 65 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,743 Her curfew is 11:30. Not 11:35 or 11:37. 66 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,352 - You know where this is leading? - 11:40? 67 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,724 Not on my watch. I'm gonna have a talk with Kyle. 68 00:03:52,747 --> 00:03:54,388 She broke up with Kyle today. 69 00:03:54,411 --> 00:03:58,164 - She broke up with Kyle? - Yeah, she's out with some jock. 70 00:03:58,187 --> 00:03:59,657 So she's done grieving. 71 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,816 Yeah, some basketball player. I hate them. 72 00:04:03,851 --> 00:04:05,973 White boys thinking they're all ghetto. 73 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,257 "I'm a baller, holla! Holla back, brotha, uh-huh." 74 00:04:10,892 --> 00:04:12,683 I hate it when they do that. 75 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:16,469 - Hi, honey. - I thought you were Bridget. 76 00:04:16,492 --> 00:04:19,029 Bridget? She's on the front porch with her date. 77 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:21,482 It is 11:37 and she's past her curfew. 78 00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:26,166 Well, by a few minutes. Can't you be a little flexible? 79 00:04:26,189 --> 00:04:27,467 What's the big deal? 80 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:30,282 It was a big deal when we negotiated this. 81 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:32,651 I wanted 10:30. You said midnight. 82 00:04:32,877 --> 00:04:35,862 I said 11. But the girls wanted two holes in each ear. 83 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:38,762 So we settled on 11:30, one hole in the ear. 84 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,691 I was there, Paul. I took the minutes. 85 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:46,220 I can't believe it! Look, it's 11:38. 86 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,771 - You were always in by curfew? - Always! 87 00:04:50,478 --> 00:04:52,077 - Really, Mom? - No way. 88 00:04:52,783 --> 00:04:55,447 I just don't like to bring my exes up to your father. 89 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:59,050 He's all, "Was he cuter than me, was he cuter than me?" 90 00:04:59,311 --> 00:05:00,526 I'm just too tired. 91 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:05,195 - Was who cuter than me? - No one, honey. No one. 92 00:05:05,808 --> 00:05:08,665 Thank God that we have one kid we don't have to worry about. 93 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:14,009 There you go again! You don't have to worry about me just 'cause I'm not Miss Blonde Bobble Head? 94 00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:16,410 "Like, oh, my God, my name's Bridget. 95 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:19,885 I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk." 96 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,223 That's... that's really mean. 97 00:05:32,529 --> 00:05:33,807 Really, really mean. 98 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:38,906 Maybe I'm sneakier about my boyfriends. Ever think of that? 99 00:05:38,929 --> 00:05:41,307 You are too young. We have rules about that. 100 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:43,696 - Well, ooh-la-la. - Is that French? 101 00:05:46,354 --> 00:05:48,272 Dad, I'm getting real worried. 102 00:05:50,962 --> 00:05:52,892 Bridget still hasn't come in yet. 103 00:05:52,915 --> 00:05:55,728 Enough, you already have the job. Upstairs. 104 00:05:58,835 --> 00:06:00,305 Daddy! Don't you knock? 105 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,066 Bridget, time to come in! 106 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,521 Honey, wipe your feet, take off the boy. 107 00:06:11,508 --> 00:06:15,919 Hi. Paul "Hit-man" Hennessey. You might have seen some of my fights. 108 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:18,429 I didn't catch your name, don't really care to. 109 00:06:18,452 --> 00:06:19,411 Travis Smith. 110 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:22,813 Travis Smith? You're the basketball player? 111 00:06:22,836 --> 00:06:24,222 - Yeah. - He's a baller. 112 00:06:24,245 --> 00:06:26,228 - Holla. - Holla back, brotha. 113 00:06:26,422 --> 00:06:27,380 Uh-huh. 114 00:06:29,653 --> 00:06:31,507 - No flirting. - No problem. 115 00:06:31,765 --> 00:06:35,921 Cate, you didn't tell me Bridget was going out with The Rainman. 116 00:06:37,205 --> 00:06:38,292 The Rainman. Wow. 117 00:06:39,894 --> 00:06:43,550 - Who's The Rainman? - Travis. He rains down three-pointers. 118 00:06:43,573 --> 00:06:46,144 This guy is the best guard in the state. 119 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,956 He's the son of Steve Smith. 120 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:50,814 "Canned Heat" Smith. Ring any bells? 121 00:06:50,837 --> 00:06:53,651 - No. - Ace pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. 122 00:06:54,263 --> 00:06:56,054 What, you live under a rock? 123 00:06:57,174 --> 00:06:58,965 No, but I'm willing to move. 124 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:02,613 The Smiths are Michigan sports royalty. 125 00:07:02,807 --> 00:07:05,824 - Smith is a big name in Michigan. - I think I've heard of it. 126 00:07:05,847 --> 00:07:07,957 Hey, can I get you kids anything? 127 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:13,920 Un, Daddy, I was kinda hoping Travis could take me out for a bite? 128 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:14,903 Da! 129 00:07:16,184 --> 00:07:17,719 - Can we, please? - No. 130 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:19,925 - Sure. - Ha, ha. Wait a minute. 131 00:07:20,312 --> 00:07:23,553 Weren't you just discussing your precious 11:30 rule? 132 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:26,497 Can't you be a little flexible? This is a special occasion. 133 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,242 It's not every day my daughter goes out with the state's leading scorer. 134 00:07:30,264 --> 00:07:31,224 Yeah, lead... 135 00:07:35,385 --> 00:07:37,602 OK, it's 1 am. Why are you still up? 136 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,938 I couldn't wait to hear all about your date. 137 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:43,865 Well, there's not much to it. We went to the... Shut up. 138 00:07:44,826 --> 00:07:46,169 I am so angry at Dad. 139 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:51,254 He thinks of me as some sort of virgin spinster, like Miss Havisham. 140 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:53,337 Great Expectations? 141 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:55,674 Charles Dickens? 142 00:07:56,891 --> 00:07:57,849 A book. 143 00:08:00,219 --> 00:08:03,365 Hardee's was closed so we went to get ice cream at The Parlor. 144 00:08:03,388 --> 00:08:06,148 Dad didn't even wait up for me. So cool. How are my abs? 145 00:08:06,171 --> 00:08:07,130 Perfect. 146 00:08:07,739 --> 00:08:10,596 - So you like this Guy guy? - He's like a friend. 147 00:08:10,619 --> 00:08:13,317 - Not like you and Travis. - Travis? No, he's OK. 148 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:15,749 I went out with him because Lindsay liked him. 149 00:08:15,772 --> 00:08:18,470 When she gave me this top back it was all stretched out 150 00:08:18,493 --> 00:08:22,181 and had a stain from a party she wasn't going to because I wasn't invited. 151 00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:23,228 Nice try, Linds. 152 00:08:26,269 --> 00:08:29,466 Wow. So, OK, you're not going out with him again? 153 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:32,870 Oh, I'm going out with him again. Dad loves him. 154 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:36,614 He lets me stay out as late as I want. It is a whole other world past 11:30. 155 00:08:36,637 --> 00:08:39,706 Hardee's is closed, but there are other places. 156 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:43,578 - Isn't that like using someone? - Uh, yeah. 157 00:08:44,862 --> 00:08:48,743 Little sister, you have much to learn. Why Dad thinks you're the book girl. 158 00:08:48,766 --> 00:08:51,451 OK, well, from now on I am Madame Bovary. 159 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,726 Another book girl. 160 00:08:55,231 --> 00:08:58,919 I'm gonna act like you in front of Dad and freak him out. 161 00:08:58,942 --> 00:08:59,901 Ohhh! 162 00:09:00,511 --> 00:09:01,469 That's good. 163 00:09:07,775 --> 00:09:08,734 Hennessy! 164 00:09:09,311 --> 00:09:11,806 Tommy, hey. Listen, I gotta go. Sorry. 165 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,382 There something on your mind, Tom? 166 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,366 Do you see fear in my eyes? 167 00:09:19,488 --> 00:09:20,874 - No. - Because it's hate! 168 00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:21,856 What's wrong? 169 00:09:22,016 --> 00:09:25,514 What's wrong? Your little girl, Barbarella, broke my son's heart. 170 00:09:25,537 --> 00:09:27,646 My baby boy, Kyle, is devastated. 171 00:09:28,225 --> 00:09:30,889 Found somebody better, she says? Nobody's better. 172 00:09:30,912 --> 00:09:35,132 - Not in this life, buddy. - She is starting to see Travis Smith. 173 00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:40,253 I don't care if she's starting to see... Travis Smith, The Rainman? 174 00:09:40,386 --> 00:09:42,955 - Yeah! - Our Bridget is dating The Rainman? 175 00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:45,802 It's getting serious. He was even over at the house. 176 00:09:45,825 --> 00:09:46,785 Oh, yeah. 177 00:09:46,882 --> 00:09:48,799 - Hey, Papa H. - Oh, shut up. 178 00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:50,305 Kyle. 179 00:09:51,074 --> 00:09:53,451 - Why isn't Kyle in school? - There's no school. 180 00:09:53,474 --> 00:09:55,788 - It's Take Your Kid to Work Day. - No, it's not. 181 00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:57,281 - No, it's not! - Dad! 182 00:09:58,851 --> 00:10:00,321 So Kyle's really upset? 183 00:10:00,994 --> 00:10:03,872 Throwing up, crying, sleeping under the bed. 184 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:07,212 Never mind that now. Are you kidding me? That's so great. 185 00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:10,028 See if your daughter can make him commit to Michigan. 186 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:12,237 - Take us to the Final Four. - I'll do my best. 187 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:14,285 - I'm talking about her best. - Hey! 188 00:10:14,308 --> 00:10:16,525 - You follow? - That's my baby girl. 189 00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,892 - Well... - My baby girl dating Travis Smith! 190 00:10:18,915 --> 00:10:20,385 That's what I'm saying. 191 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:28,513 - Can I sit in the cart? - No! Now go get the popcorn. 192 00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:35,278 - Hi, Kerry. - Guy, what are you doing here? 193 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:39,010 - You told me to meet you here. - Nice try, Madame Ovary. 194 00:10:40,293 --> 00:10:42,084 - What? - It's a book, Dad. 195 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:46,127 Guy, let's get out of here. Come on. 196 00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:47,109 Harmless. 197 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,308 - Travis! - Travis is here? Oh, my God. 198 00:10:51,686 --> 00:10:55,407 What is with you? You've got a man crush on Bridget's boyfriend. 199 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:58,691 No, it's his father. I mean, he's with his father. 200 00:11:00,358 --> 00:11:02,641 Mr. and Mrs. Hennessy, this is my dad. 201 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:05,093 - Steve Smith. - No, I'm Steve Smith. 202 00:11:06,118 --> 00:11:07,461 No, I meant I'm Paul. 203 00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:10,479 - You used to cover the Tigers. - For a couple of years. 204 00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:12,101 A few seasons in the sun. 205 00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:15,600 Now he writes the column where Peanuts used to be. 206 00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:18,416 - Excuse me. Is this your wife? - Yes. Cate, Steve Smith. 207 00:11:18,439 --> 00:11:20,038 - Hi. - Mr. Canned Heat. 208 00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:21,767 [Kerry giggling] Stop it. 209 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:27,591 Sounds to me like we got a little hein' and shein' going on in aisle three, if you catch my drift. 210 00:11:27,752 --> 00:11:31,122 That's just my little girl Kerry with her study buddy. 211 00:11:31,145 --> 00:11:33,638 - Study buddy? - I didn't do anything. 212 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:36,136 I gotta go. 213 00:11:37,193 --> 00:11:38,152 So cute. 214 00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:41,651 - Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you. 215 00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:42,994 Bridget is a great girl. 216 00:11:43,017 --> 00:11:45,618 - You got a hell of a son. - Yeah, boys are great. 217 00:11:45,641 --> 00:11:48,723 That's my little fella over there sitting in the cart. 218 00:11:48,746 --> 00:11:51,368 - The one that's stuck? - He'll be fine. 219 00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:54,355 - See you around? - An honor to meet you. 220 00:11:54,378 --> 00:11:55,337 Just an honor. 221 00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:57,512 - Take care. - You too. Bye-bye. 222 00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:02,099 - Could Travis and I hang out tonight? - No, it's family movie night. 223 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,051 Well, she could miss it just once. 224 00:12:04,074 --> 00:12:06,057 Paul, it's also a school night. 225 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,321 - Oh, I forgot it's a school night. - Please? 226 00:12:10,091 --> 00:12:13,288 Oh, hell, she doesn't study. Go have a good time. 227 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:22,251 Details, please? 228 00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:26,198 Uh, last night? Three parties. Stayed out till 12:30. 229 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:28,726 Tonight, we'll go to the dance and an after party. 230 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,178 I'm pushing for 2am. A personal best. 231 00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:32,438 What about you? Details, please? 232 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,507 What about you? Details, please? 233 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:36,267 I'm going to the dance too. 234 00:12:36,493 --> 00:12:39,222 No, I mean, what's with you and this Guy guy? 235 00:12:39,245 --> 00:12:42,698 Our father has to be the dumbest man that ever lived. 236 00:12:43,341 --> 00:12:46,474 Then why is he always on my case when I get a C? 237 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:55,979 I am practically throwing myself all over Guy and he's, like, "Cute, so cute. Aren't they cute, Cate?" 238 00:12:56,430 --> 00:13:00,202 Hmm. Maybe Guy's the problem. Maybe you need another prop. 239 00:13:00,591 --> 00:13:01,614 That is so mean. 240 00:13:03,727 --> 00:13:07,755 Oh, good afternoon, Your Highness. Is this breakfast or lunch? 241 00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:12,376 - Did you have a good time with Travis? - Yes, Daddy. 242 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:15,577 - I had a good time too. - No you didn't, you were with us. 243 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,558 [phone ringing] 244 00:13:19,056 --> 00:13:20,014 Hello? Steve! 245 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,086 - Is Travis here? - No. 246 00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:25,358 He wants to talk to me. Yeah. 247 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,087 Uh... just a sec. 248 00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:29,359 - Tonight? - No. 249 00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:31,023 Yeah, we'd be happy to. 250 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,550 Cool. OK, see you later, partner. 251 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:38,971 So, I guess that date we've planned is now dinner with Canned and Mrs. Heat? 252 00:13:38,994 --> 00:13:42,874 Oh, I wish. No, he wanted us to help chaperone the school dance tonight. 253 00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:45,199 - What could I say? - How about no? 254 00:13:45,649 --> 00:13:48,506 Paul, this is my first Saturday night off in weeks. 255 00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:51,995 - I don't wanna chaperone a dance. - You're gonna chaperone the dance? 256 00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:55,099 We have to. Travis' dad is in charge of the booster club. 257 00:13:55,122 --> 00:13:56,081 - No. - No. 258 00:13:57,106 --> 00:14:00,686 Maybe it's time for me to give a little something back. 259 00:14:01,138 --> 00:14:02,097 Oh, bull. 260 00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:06,683 Maybe I care about children, while you just want dinner and a movie. 261 00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:07,730 - Yeah! - Yeah! 262 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:12,125 You at the dance is an invasion of privacy. 263 00:14:12,148 --> 00:14:15,420 I'm not gonna bother you and Travis. You won't know I'm there. 264 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:20,047 - I want you guys to have fun. - I don't want you at the dance, either. 265 00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:21,842 Why? What's going down? 266 00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:25,106 If you're there, my social status. 267 00:14:27,253 --> 00:14:28,531 [rock music playing] 268 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,020 OK, stop walking so loud! 269 00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:35,294 I am just as unhappy about being here as you are. 270 00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:37,951 Why don't you dance with one of your little friends? 271 00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:40,019 My little friends? Where is Guy? 272 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,020 Hi Mr. H, Mrs. H. 273 00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:47,603 Poor Kyle. He looks so sad. 274 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,698 Yeah. There's Bridget and Travis! Hey, guys! How are ya? 275 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:55,231 Listen, I haven't seen your dad around. I hope he's not sick. 276 00:14:55,254 --> 00:14:56,214 Man crush. 277 00:14:57,174 --> 00:15:01,076 He never comes to these things. He gets people to volunteer. 278 00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:05,984 So now that Steve has stood you up, can we please go to a restaurant? 279 00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:07,477 I thought he'd be here. 280 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,622 You're, like, nine. 281 00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:16,596 You know what, honey, you are right. I'm sorry. 282 00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:18,550 I know what that feels like. 283 00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:21,089 I remember when I met Dr. Christian Barnard. 284 00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:23,009 The heart guy? Was he cuter than me? 285 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:26,485 No. But I was in total awe, so I know what it's like. 286 00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:30,881 Just don't let your intoxication get in the way of your parenting. 287 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:34,274 - Like I'd let that happen. - Well, don't be so sure. 288 00:15:34,297 --> 00:15:38,836 - Bridget is not above playing you. - I think I'm a little more savvy. 289 00:15:41,113 --> 00:15:47,031 Have you noticed how many times lately Bridget has asked you for something starting with the word "Daddy"? 290 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:49,241 [Bridget] Daddy? 291 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:54,818 - Can Travis and I go to a party after? - What time will you be home? 292 00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:58,403 - I don't know. Late. - Well... - Please, Daddy? - No. 293 00:15:58,426 --> 00:15:59,385 Thanks. 294 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:03,766 - I said me and Travis, The Rainman. - I heard what you said. 295 00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:08,439 Your curfew's still 11:30. Guess what, cupcake? Daddy's back. 296 00:16:15,739 --> 00:16:17,924 Oh, my God, Cate. Look over there. 297 00:16:17,948 --> 00:16:21,701 - Come on, dance with me. - No, no. I am not gonna embarrass her. 298 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,514 OK, fine. I'll do it myself. 299 00:16:40,189 --> 00:16:42,683 - This was our date night. - Mine too. 300 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,460 - Wow, you are a great dancer. - Thanks. 301 00:17:19,328 --> 00:17:21,096 - What are you doing? - What? 302 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:25,148 Well, I just thought that how cool it is being study partners, 303 00:17:25,473 --> 00:17:27,774 maybe we could go to the next level. 304 00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:30,880 Guy, I like you, 305 00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:34,527 but I just like you as a friend. 306 00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:37,119 But the way you were dancing with me... 307 00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:39,424 A-... Forget it. 308 00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:47,712 Dad, stop spying on me! 309 00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:49,761 I wasn't spying. 310 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,410 OK, maybe I was spying at first, but then I got into the music. 311 00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,224 - It's... Are you OK? - No. 312 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,537 He's a nice guy and I hurt his feelings. 313 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:04,162 I led him on. 314 00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:09,517 I don't want to be a girl like that. I hate girls like that. 315 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:12,289 - I share a room with... - I know, I know. 316 00:18:12,387 --> 00:18:15,712 So why did you do it? Just to get a rise out of me? 317 00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:16,899 - Yes! - Why? 318 00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:22,400 Because I'm tired of you looking at me like I'm a little girl. 319 00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:26,861 Well, after watching you dance, I'm sure I won't being doing that again. 320 00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:27,842 Good. 321 00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:31,213 It's nice to be treated like an adult once in a while. 322 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,898 I'll try to remember that. 323 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,354 Honey, please don't ask me to apologize 324 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,778 for wanting to keep you my little girl. 325 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,715 - Hey, you wanna dance? - Yeah. 326 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,356 Not with you. 327 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,004 - You wanna dance? - No. 328 00:19:02,822 --> 00:19:04,613 Hey, what's that over there? 329 00:19:04,871 --> 00:19:07,023 - Bridget and Travis broke up. - What? 330 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,167 Yeah. She didn't like him that much. 331 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,344 She loved the free ride you were giving her. 332 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,233 Where is Bridget? I wanna talk to her. 333 00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:17,383 She was a little upset, so I let her go home with... Kyle! 334 00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:21,136 Last night, I had a dream that we were both in your truck, 335 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:24,625 but I couldn't see you because I was wearing my Kate Spade sunglasses, 336 00:19:24,648 --> 00:19:27,985 which makes it hard for me to see because the tint is too dark. 337 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:30,438 - I had the same dream. - Oh, my God! 338 00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:34,311 Daddy, didn't we talk about knocking? 339 00:19:37,832 --> 00:19:39,794 Who said you could be alone with a boy? 340 00:19:39,817 --> 00:19:40,776 She did. 341 00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:46,246 Hi, Kyle. Paul, you locked Kerry and me in the car again. 342 00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:49,842 - Kyle, why don't you G to G? - What? 343 00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:50,889 - Leave! - Dad! 344 00:19:52,394 --> 00:19:56,614 - I'll see you in your dreams. - Hey, you stay out of her dreams. 345 00:19:57,450 --> 00:20:01,606 You know what, no boys allowed after 11:30, and it is exactly... 346 00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,234 11:30. 347 00:20:05,098 --> 00:20:07,657 You are so mean! You owe me an apology. 348 00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:12,010 No, I don't. 349 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,804 Not my hair. God, I spent all day on my hair. 350 00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,128 Now it's gonna smell like my father. 20.15 28255

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