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Hey.

Hi.

- Whatcha doing?
- I'm planning dinner tonight.

The menu is pan-roasted
chicken breast with orzo

in a red wine sauce.

Are we celebrating
me doing something great?

'Cause I do great things
all the time, and nothing.

Rick and his fiancée
are in town

to sign the lease
on their new apartment,

and Val has
invited them for dinner.

Isn't that going
to be awkward?

You loving Rick
right in front of his fiancée?

Stop it.

Rick and Julie don't know
a lot of people,

so I want to --

Just see if she has
a big ass, right?

Speaking of fiancés,

have you guys seen
my engagement ring today?

Hello, Lisa.
Good morning.

You named
your diamond Lisa?

That's right.

Lisa was
this girl in school

who told me I was fat
and would never get married.

Crack ho.

Hey, did you, uh,
read my essay?

Oh, no, not yet,
but it is so on my list.

Did you fill out
your application

for the NYU summer program?

Not yet,
but it's so on my list.

I know what you're doing.

You're procrastinating
until it's too late.

I know what you're doing.
You haven't read my essay

because you don't even
want to think

about me going
to Paris for the summer.

Unh-unh.

Uh-huh. You're so obvious.

- You're more obvious.
- Well, you're little.

You're untidy.

I don't understand why
you're not being supportive.

Not supportive?
Wait a second.

You decided you didn't
want to go to Columbia,

and I wasn't happy,
but I supported it.

And then you got accepted
to NYU,

and I wept with support.

And now I want
to go to Paris.

And I don't think
it's a good idea.

You were doing so well.

Holly, do you realize
if you do this summer program,

you could get your math
and science requirements

out of the way?

Or I could sew my face
to the carpet.

Come on, I did it,
and I got out in 3 1/2 years.

Haven't you always told me
that college is

the most fun experience
of your life?

Yes! Yes.

Then why do you want me
to get out so fast?

It's so much fun
to tell people

you graduated
in 3 1/2 years.

I'm talking about Paris.

I mean, why do you think I spent
four years studying French?

Don't make me waste it
on some French-Canadian.

You're going
to be a tour guide.

In Paris. I'll be
surrounded by French culture.

I'll be learning about art,
history, and cowardice.

I just think that there are
more productive ways

to spend your summer
than fooling around in Paris.

It's not fooling around.
It's an official internship.

You know what?
I'm taking my essay back.

You don't even
get to read it.

Fine. Turn it in.
Good luck.

Well, I don't need
your luck,

because my essay's
kick-ass.

Good for you.

And I'm going
to get that internship.

I hope you do,

and if you do,
I will not fight you on it.

Oh, my God.

You don't think
I can get it, do you?

I just want
what's best for you.

What a horrible thing to say.

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about ♪
♪ Hey ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

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So what do you think?

I think
you're going to Paris.

- Really?
- Yeah, the internship people will love this essay.

Oh, I'm so glad
to hear you say that.

I value your opinion
so much.

As soon as I was
finished writing it,

I was like, "I have got
to get this to Tina.

She is so smart. She's, like,
the smartest person I know."

Hey, hey, ladies.

Oh, hey, Henry,
thank you so much for coming.

Yeah, no problem.
Where's the essay?

Right here. I didn't let
anybody else read it.

You're the smartest person
I know.

Let's be real.

Okay, I have a deadline.

It has to be postmarked
by tomorrow.

Okay, that's okay.
Yeah, Kate's out of town.

I'll read it tonight.

So tell them. Tell them
what you told me outside.

No, no, no.
It's no big deal.

- No big deal? Man, it's huge.
- What's huge?

Henry won the smartest guy ever
in New York award.

That's not
the exact title.

It's -- I was selected
as a National Merit Scholar.

And tell them
the best part.

Oh, I get
to meet Bill Joy.

No, about the cashish.

They're going to give him,
like, $1 million.

$10,000.

Ooh, come to Tina.

Yeah.

Bill Joy, Henry?
Bill Joy?

Yeah, I know.
How awesome is that?

Okay, who's Bill Joy?

He's, like, the Thomas Edison
of the internet,

and Henry's hero.

Oh, you remember that?

Did you think I was
just hot for your body?

So when are you guys
actually moving to New York?

Right after the honeymoon.
I'm so dreading it.

The honeymoon?

No, it's just that moving
is so stressful.

Oh, it is stressful.
They say that moving

is one of the most
stressful times in your life,

second only
to marrying someone.

I meant burying someone.

Yeah, there's nothing
more stressful

than covering up a murder.
More coffee?

So, Jules, how many carats
in that little bauble?

Lauren, some people
don't feel the need --

3 1/2.

Holy moley.

Hey, um, do you want
to try on mine,

and I can try on yours?

No.

[ knock on door ]

Don't you want
to get that?

Yeah, I thought maybe you could
get it on your way out.

Oh, hey, Henry.

Hey. Hey, congratulations.
I heard you got engaged.

You didn't finish.

To a doctor.

Hey, Henry,
did you meet everybody?

Everybody, this is Henry.

Hi.

He came over
to read my essay

'cause he's supportive
of me going to Paris.

See you guys.

Mmm.

This ice cream is great.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Don't eat it.

Oh, God.

Is it from a mad cow?

No, no.
I forgot this.

Magic chocolate. Yes.

I thought you'd like it.

It's crazy
how much he loves that stuff.

What is it?

Magic chocolate.

It's regular gooey chocolate
at first,

and then,
two seconds later,

a hard candy shell.

Magic.

I guess they don't
have that in Houston.

What are you talking about?
They have it everywhere.

I once had it in Chile.

So why don't you ever
have it at home?

Because you don't allow
ice cream around the house,

and without the ice cream,
it can't make the shell.

You don't like ice cream?
What is the matter with you?

I don't want
to get fat.

You know, I couldn't
even look at magic chocolate

for, like, two years

after the "Giant-Size X-Men"
incident.

Oh, yeah,
that was a bad day.

I dripped some magic chocolate
on his comic books.

You should have
seen his face.

I mean,
I'm sure you've seen it.

God forbid you touch
his comic books, right?

Oh, you collected
comic books?

I collect comic books.

You never told me that.

Well, yeah,
I think I did. Ha ha.

Well, then,
why don't I remember it?

Well, you know, sometimes
you get kind of caught up

in not listening to me.
Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.

So what'd you think?
Did you like my essay?

It's good.
It's really good.

I mean,
really, really good.

There's a lot
of good stuff in here.

Five pages
of really good, good stuff.

Good job, Holly.

Hey, listen,
this is really important.

You have to be honest,

and if you didn't like it,
I need to know.

Well, it's not
that I didn't like it.

It's just I didn't really
get a sense of --

of, um...

okay, these people are
probably going to want

to get an idea
of who you are, you know,

and this
could be anybody.

Can you be more specific?
Where doesn't it sound like me?

Could you at least
give me a page?

Uh...

one...

through five.

You know what? You don't know
what you're talking about.

You've changed since you got
that smart award.

Okay, well,
I'm going to get going.

Wait, where are you going?
You read this crap.

Can't you see
I'm desperate?!

Okay.

Okay, I think
I would have remembered

if you told me you still have
one baby tooth.

You know, Julie, it's just that
we went to high school together,

and I don't forget anything.
I'm like an elephant. Ha ha.

Hardly.

You're, like, the furthest
thing from an elephant,

which I know
you didn't tell me.

Thanks again for dinner.

And thanks for remembering
to leave the cilantro out.

Since when
don't you like cilantro?!

She is lovely.

Okay, I'm coming to the last
paragraph. Are you bored yet?

I'm not bored at all.
It's great. Keep going.

Okay.

"And finally, I guess
my biggest selling point

"for being a tour guide
is that I'm loud.

I can out-loud
those loud American tourists."

Ha ha.

That's funny.

It's honest.
It totally sounds like you.

You don't think
it's too jokey,

like I'm not
taking it seriously?

No, it's great.
Don't touch it.

Don't do anything else
to it.

- Really?
- Really.

Thank you so much. I couldn't
have done this without you.

You did it without me.

I know,
but you told me

all the stuff
that was great about me.

I mean, I had no idea
I did so many cute things.

[ Val ]: Knock, knock.

Oh, okay. Well, thanks again.
You're the best.

Ahem.

Oh, is that my linge?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you not understand that?

I said "laundry" in French,
the language spoken in Paris,

where I'll be
spending the summer.

Ha ha. You know, they don't
have "Fear Factor" there.

What?

Ha ha.

God, I'm going to miss
your playful sense of humor

when I'm
in the city of lights.

Oh, if you're wondering who
I was just on the phone with,

it was one of the number one
scholars in the nation,

who loved my essay.

Okay.

I never said I didn't want you
to go to Paris, I said --

That you want me
to hurry up and go to college

so I can hurry up
and get out.

Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go hurry up

and print out
my 5-page ticket to Paree.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

What happened?

Where is it?
Where is it?

It's gone! It disappeared!
My essay's gone.

- No, it can't be.
- It's gone!

What did you do?!

Here, man.
This is for you.

What's this for?

- Well, you got your award thing this afternoon, right?
- Yeah.

And there are going
to be people there

- taking pictures of you for the paper.
- Yeah.

Well, we just got these
new jackets in at the store.

I wanted my boy
to look sharp.

Hey, that's really --

that's really cool, man.
How much do I owe you?

Oh, my treat.

Well, thanks, man.
That's --

No problem.

Hey, and maybe after
you pick up your $10,000,

you can thank old Gary

with one of those
George Foreman grills.

Ha ha ha. Red.

[ cellular phone rings ]

Hello?

[ Holly ]: I'm screwed,
Henry!

Lost my essay,
and I don't know where it went!

Tell Holly I said hi.

Wait, wait, wait.

What do you mean, you lost it?
Didn't you back it up?

Of course I backed it up!
What do you think I am, stupid?!

Okay, okay,
calm down, calm down.

I'm going
to walk you through it, okay?

You need to press
option-"F"

and type in
the name of your file.

I don't know
the name of the file!

How can you not know
the name of your file?

[ yelling
unintelligibly ]

I'm going to have to
go over there.

But what about your thing?
What about your award thing?

I still got an hour.

I'm sure she just saved it
to another file. I'll find it.

Oh, thanks again
for the jacket, man.

Hey, you're my friend,
and I'm real proud of you.

Just don't sweat in it,

and you might want
to leave on those tags.

Okay.

No, come on up.

That was Rick.
He's on his way up.

He said he wants
to talk to me about something.

He sounded kind of weird.

I know what he wants
to talk about.

He realized
his fiancée is gross,

and he wants
to be engaged to you.

Okay, first of all,
his fiancée is not gross.

She's under
a lot of stress right now.

She's moving,
she's planning a wedding,

she just met
her fiancé's old girlfriend,

so, you know,
she snapped like a psycho.

[ knock on door ]

Hi.

Hey.

Hope you don't mind me
dropping by.

No, no. Come on in.

- You okay?
- Yeah, I was just up all night.

Can I talk to you?

Oh, yeah.
Why don't we go outside?

Okay. Just let me
get my jacket.

Do you want
to sit down?

No, it won't take
that long.

Julie's actually
waiting for me.

Oh, why didn't you
have her come up?

Well, that's
kind of the thing.

She hates me.

No, she doesn't hate you.

She's just -- she's --
she's just kind of --

she's just a big baby
is what she is.

And -- and she's wrong.

About what?

She doesn't want us

to have any more contact
with each other.

Ever.

What?

Well, last night she said
she was picking up some vibe.

Vibe? What kind of vibe?

A vibe between...

- Us?
- You know.

There's no vibe
between us.

I know. That's what
I told her, you know?

Over and over again
last night.

You know, I said
we were just friends.

That is --
we are just friends.

Yeah, and whatever vibe
she was picking up

was just, you know,
two old friends

who were really comfortable
with each other.

Yeah, that's all it was.

Yeah, that's all it was.
We have a history.

- We have a past.
- We know things about each other that no one else would know.

It's just crazy
that she sensed something.

It's insane.

- It's ridiculous.
- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Ahem.

I think I've been wanting
to do that

since the day I ran into you
at the diner.

You -- you --
that was -- we would --

Oh, I'm getting married
in a month.

Yeah, you know
what this was?

This was the goodbye kiss
that we never had.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, when we were
in high school and we broke up,

you know,
it was never really official.

We just
sort of faded out.

But now it's official.
We can just both move on.

And that is what
I think we should both do.

We should just move on...

and never have any contact
with each other. Ever.

The -- the thing is,
you know,

Julie can be sometimes
a little insecure,

but I...I do love her.

Of course you do.

And I hope that you
and Julie have a great...

everything.

I'm never going
to find it.

We're running out of time!
It's got to be postmarked today!

Stop it.
You're being very negative.

You can't say that until
we've tried everything possible.

We've now tried
everything possible.

It's not there.

I knew it.

No, no, no!

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

I think
your hard drive crashed.

It's really bizarre. I don't
know if it was a virus --

I have my old essay.
It wasn't that bad, was it?

There was some
really good stuff in there.

Really, really good, Holly.

Oh, crap.

Well, what if
you write it again?

No, I'll never be able
to remember everything.

Plus, I had it perfect,
and if I write it now,

it'll be all filled
with hatred and bitterness.

But you heard it.
You can help me.

Uh, no, no, I can't.

Yeah, I read
the whole thing to you.

You can help me remember
the things I forgot.

No, really, Holly,
I...I can't.

Please, Henry,
I really, really want this.

I know, but I can't.

Listen,
it's the biggest thing

I've ever had
the chance to do.

Before I start four years
of college, I want to go.

I want to see
what's out there.

I want to see
if I can do it on my own.

But I can't do it
on my own without you.

Please, Henry.
I need you.

Are you going
to help me?

Yeah, I'm going
to help you.

Oh, Henry,
thank you so much.

You have no idea
how much this means to me.

- Really, thank you.
- Yeah.

Well, it's almost 5:00.

- I know what time it is.
- It's got to be postmarked today,

and the post office closes --

Don't worry about it.
We'll make it.

Oh, you forgot
to take the tags out.

Hi.

- Hi.
- Hello.

I got you
a little something.

- For what?
- Open it.

Oh, I guess mine
is coming tomorrow.

Paris?

No, that one is for me.
This one's for you.

New York?

Yeah, it's for you
to look at

when you're missing me
in Paris,

and this is for me to look at
when I'm missing you here.

Oh.

Thank you, but I didn't
get accepted yet.

You will.

I read the essay you
accidentally left on my pillow.

Aw. Thank you, Val.

[ knock on door ]

Hey, ready to go?

Yes, let's go.

Where are you guys going?

To the diner
to meet Henry.

I'm going to buy him
anything he wants

after what he did
for me yesterday.

Yeah, I knew he'd find your file.
The guy's a genius.

No, he didn't find it.
My computer crashed,

so he helped me
recite the whole thing,

and then he went with me
to the post office to mail it.

How great is he?

- Wait, what about his scholar award thing?
- What about it?

Well, his appointment
was 5:00 yesterday.

No way. He was with me at 5:00.
He didn't say anything about --

Oh, my God.
I have to go.

Can you believe
he did that?

Especially after
I bought him

that gorgeous
brown suede jacket.

"Gorgeous"?

Gay.

Hey.

What did you do?

I don't know.

I'm going to need
a little bit more data.

Was your awards dinner
yesterday at 5:00?

- Okay, look --
- How could you do that?

You were going to get
your picture in the paper,

and you were going
to meet your idol.

- Yeah, but you --
- Why didn't you tell me?

You know, it's not like
I gave up the award

I'm still going
to get the money,

and one of these days,
I'll meet Bill Joy.

Yeah, but it was
such a big deal,

and I know how important
it was to you.

Yeah, but so are you.

You know, just 'cause
we're not together

doesn't mean I don't want
good things to happen for you.

You know what, Henry?

You're incredible.

Sometimes I wonder --

Kate?

- Hey.
- Oh, my gosh.

You weren't supposed to
be back till tomorrow.

Well, I couldn't wait.
I missed you too much.

I missed you, too.
Come on. Are you hungry?

Mm, not really.

Me neither.

Hey, Holly.

Oh, uh,
we're cool, right, Holly?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Where's he going?

Somewhere with Kate.

That was really awesome
what he did for you.

I know. He's unbelievable,
isn't he?

Oh, my God.
Tell me you're not --

Gary!

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