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Hey, how are you?
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Want to go to Chelsea Pier tonight,
just you and me?
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Oh, she can't, we are having a girls' night out.
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Really, what might be happening
at this girls' night out?
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Probably get something to eat,
see a movie,
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head back to my place,
maybe listen to some music.
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Maybe Tina will say something
that makes me angry and
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I'll hit her with a pillow
and she will hit me back
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and I'll hit her again and eventually
we fall into each other
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and share a tentative awkward kiss.
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I will pay you $5 to say that last part again.
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You're okay with that,
right?
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Yeah, totally cool. Maybe I'll
just hang out with you tonight.
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Oh, okay, but if you try
to awkward kiss me,
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that is the end
of boys' night out.
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Hmm.
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, thank you.
[ giggles ]
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You're welcome.
- [ gasps ]
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Don't sneak up on me when
I'm doing weird stuff.
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I'm heading over to Tina's.
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Wait, I want to show you
something.
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It's really cool.
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Wow, you got a third hole.
Looks awesome.
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It kind of makes me look
sexy, huh? Dangerous?
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Mm.
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Oh!
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I think something popped.
That is dangerous.
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You are gonna die.
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Guess who made
"Manhattan Monthly's"
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10 most eligible
bachelors.
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Is it --
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Okay, that's enough guessing.
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It's Peter.
He's number two.
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Let me see that.
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Ooh, wow, that is
a really good picture of him.
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The camera does love him.
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Almost as much
as you do.
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I do not love him.
I just happen to think
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he's a very good-looking,
chiseled --
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Pig!
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Listen to this.
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"Is there anyone special
in your life right now?"
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Peter says, "Yeah,
half the women in New York.
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The pretty ones, anyway."
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He's so funny.
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I don't know why
he's number two.
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I mean, who cares
if bachelor number one
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feeds the poor?
He's got big man-boobs.
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Bye, guys.
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[ knock on door ]
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- Hey.
- Hey, oh, I wasn't
expecting to see you.
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I was just heading over
to Tina's,
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but maybe
we could hang out.
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I'm just here to drop
an envelope off for Val.
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I know. There's a package
right there, and it says "Val"
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right on it. What do you
think I am -- stupid?
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Hey.
What's this?
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It's from Peter. Hey, you mind
if I call my dispatcher?
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No. Help yourself.
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Two tickets to the Bachelor
of the Year reception?
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Why would
he send me these?
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Hmm, how strangely odd.
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Wait.
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There's a note.
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Note?
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"Val, thanks
for your sweet note.
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"Here are the tickets
you requested.
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I can't wait
to see you, too -- Peter."
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I didn't --
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I didn't --
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Hi!
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You forged my name?
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Is that bad? Because you
also co-signed a loan for me.
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Now I have to go
to this stupid thing
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and explain to him that I
didn't write that stupid note.
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Why don't you just
call him?
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Because, on the phone,
he will never be 100% sure
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that it's actually me.
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No, no, unh-unh.
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Now he has to see my face
to know for sure, okay?
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Now I have to go out
and buy a sexy new dress,
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thank you very much!
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And since I got roped
into going with you,
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I guess you're going to have
to buy me a dress, too.
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I guess so!
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Working for you
is a pain in the ass!
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Too far?
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A little bit.
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Girls' night out is fun.
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Oh, my God,
it's like he's everywhere.
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- Do you want to leave?
- Yes, no,
how do I look?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So, check this out.
The Strokes are
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having a closed rehearsal
up at the Beacon tonight.
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The band's manager
is a friend of mine,
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and he said
he could get us in.
- Are you serious?
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How much do you love me?
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A normal amount.
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Uh, you know who would
love this? Henry.
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I'm going to call him.
He loves the Strokes.
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Ooh, the deal is, I can
only bring girls.
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Oh, so you need us
to get in.
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I actually can get pretty much
any two girls from the city
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to go with me --
I mean, they are the Strokes --
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And this is my bicep.
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I'm going to grab a drink.
You girls want anything?
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- No thanks.
- I'm good.
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- I can't go.
- What?
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Shh! I told Henry I wouldn't
go out with him tonight
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because of girls' night out.
I can't go out with another guy.
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Especially not Vince.
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So you'll go with me,
and I'll go with Vince.
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, if Henry knew that
he stopped you from going
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to this concert,
he would hate himself.
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And he might do something
drastic.
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So...you would be
saving his life.
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- We must save Henry.
- Come on!
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Hey, this is Glen. He's the guy
who hooked us up tonight.
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Oh, thank you so much.
That was awesome.
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Yeah, her boyfriend --
he loves the Strokes.
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I don't have
a boyfriend.
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I do.
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So you guys coming
to the show?
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No tickets.
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No problem.
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Here you go.
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Oh, my God,
front row seats!
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Uh, you guys
don't understand.
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This has always been
my dream,
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both as a Strokes fan
and as a short person.
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So, where are
the groupies?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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Hey, you want to go look
at the sound board?
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You are gay.
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Hey, we'll be back
in five minutes.
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How awesome is this?
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I can't go.
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Now what, negative?
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Henry is going to want to know
how I got tickets,
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and it'll bring up
the whole Vince thing.
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Oh, come on, you think Henry's
going to care about anything
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once you show him these?
All he's gonna hear
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is "front row seats"!
- Maybe.
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Or better yet,
you can tell him naked.
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Good morning.
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Mmm.
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Someone's happy she's going
to Peter's bachelor thing.
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Okay, I am only going to that
to clean up Lauren's mess.
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You're such a liar.
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What?
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And it's the worst kind
of lying.
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Lying to yourself.
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You know who said that?
Jesus.
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Why are you
against Jesus?
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You know what?
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Maybe we should just
not talk.
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All I'm saying is,
lying is wrong.
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For instance,
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Henry is coming over
this morning,
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and I am telling him
exactly what I did last night,
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even though
he might not like it.
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You're going to tell Henry
that on your girls' night out
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you went out with Vince?
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That's right.
Because I'm not afraid.
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I am going to look him
right in the eyes
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and tell him exactly how
I got us front row seats
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to the Strokes. Why?
'Cause I love Jesus.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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One sec, Henry.
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Hey, whoa,
what happened to you?
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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You are going to be so happy
when I tell you what I did.
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I have something for you,
too, but you go first.
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I stayed up all night
waiting in line for tickets
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to the Strokes,
and I got 'em!
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You got tickets
to the Strokes?
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Yes. And believe me,
it wasn't easy.
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First of all, it rained sideways
for, like, two hours.
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And then Gary ditched me.
And about 3:00 this morning,
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I got so tired, I laid down
on the sidewalk
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and gum got in my hair.
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I think
it's Juicy Fruit.
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Or Chiclets and pee.
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You got gum in your hair
for me?
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Yeah, it's okay,
because you know what got me
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through the night?
Picturing the look on your face
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when I show you these!
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Oh! Two tickets
to the Strokes!
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That you stood in line for!
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In sideways rain!
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Okay, okay,
they're not the best.
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Row triple-z,
partially obstructed view,
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Pretty much the worst seats
in the theater,
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but it doesn't matter
where I sit,
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as long as I'm sitting
with you.
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Oh...
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So, what was
your surprise?
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Um...okay,
this is weird.
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We are so in sync!
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'Cause I was thinking
about you, too,
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and I got us tickets
to the Strokes, too!
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Front row seats!
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Front row seats?!
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How did you do that?
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Tina and I were having
our girls' night out,
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and, uh, I was up
pretty late, too.
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Because I...
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won them on the radio!
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That is awesome!
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Isn't it?
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Oh...you're wet.
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Okay, all right, I am going
to go get cleaned up,
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then you and I are going
to go celebrate!
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So, who is going
to tell Jesus -- you or me?
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What was I supposed
to do?
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Henry waited in line
for 10 hours.
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Do you know how much
it would've hurt him
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if I had told him the truth?
No, no, this is all good.
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Henry's happy, I'm happy.
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Front row seats.
It's all good.
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Well, you just said
lying was wrong.
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And you always tell
the truth?
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Yes, I do.
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And I hope that you would
never lie to me
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just to spare my feelings.
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I hate your third earring.
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Uh-huh. Lame.
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No, this is not lame.
This is cool.
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Yeah, it might be cool
if you had a time machine
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to take you back
to the '80s.
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Oh, okay.
You know what?
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I wish I had one of those
freeze-time machines.
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That way I could freeze the time
you told me you liked it.
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I was sparing
your feelings. See?
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Yesterday, you were walking
around all happy
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with your third hole,
and now look at you --
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bummed out, wishing you had
a freeze-time machine.
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Sometimes, the truth
is just plain bad.
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I don't like that robe.
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Me neither. You gave it to me
for Christmas.
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Okay. So you want to sell me
tickets at full price
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to a concert I wouldn't buy
tickets for in the first place?
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It's okay. They're in
the very last row,
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so you won't even be able
to hear or see them.
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00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:35,730
Hey, what's up?
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Hey, nothing. Uh, I got two
tickets to the Strokes concert.
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I know.
Front row.
How stoked are you?
251
00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:41,670
Holly told you?
252
00:11:41,605 --> 00:11:43,606
Told me?
Dude, I was there.
253
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,908
I'm going to be sitting
right next to you.
254
00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:47,077
Listen, sorry I couldn't get you
into sound check,
255
00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:49,046
but you understand.
The only way I could get in
256
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,215
was if I brought cute girls.
But don't worry.
257
00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:54,216
She totally behaved
herself.
258
00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:56,920
You guys going to be here
for a while?
259
00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:58,555
Yeah, we'll be
right here.
260
00:11:58,590 --> 00:11:59,957
Be right back.
261
00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:03,112
Hey, look, I'm sure
there's an explanation.
262
00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:04,347
She lied to me.
263
00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:06,482
Well, there's
your explanation.
264
00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:08,684
She gave me all that crap
about girls' night out,
265
00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:10,319
and then she hung out
with Vince.
266
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,254
And then she lied to me
about it.
267
00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:15,257
Do you know how
that makes me feel?
- Probably like --
268
00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,593
You don't know how I feel.
You don't have any idea!
269
00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,095
Okay.
270
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,097
You know what this calls for?
271
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,532
A big fat lie.
272
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,701
Or you can ask Vince
to step outside,
273
00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:28,504
and he can beat your ass.
274
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:33,209
[ knock on door ]
275
00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:35,378
One sec.
276
00:12:35,412 --> 00:12:37,680
Hey, Henry.
277
00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:40,850
So, I was thinking we could
get sushi before the concert.
278
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,785
Holly.
279
00:12:42,819 --> 00:12:44,353
We have to talk.
280
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,855
Okay, what's up?
281
00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:48,624
Come here,
you should sit down.
282
00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:50,159
Okay.
283
00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:52,194
What's happening?
284
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,430
Okay, Holly,
285
00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:56,966
I know that you would
never lie to me,
286
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,504
so I...I never want
to lie to you.
287
00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:04,573
Um, when I told you
the story
288
00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:06,876
about how I got the tickets,
289
00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:09,278
I didn't exactly
tell you everything.
290
00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:11,213
Okay.
291
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,684
So last night when you were
out with the girls,
292
00:13:14,718 --> 00:13:17,019
I...
293
00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:19,221
Oh...This is so hard.
294
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,824
It's okay. Just --
just tell me.
295
00:13:21,858 --> 00:13:25,261
Okay.
296
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:26,962
Last night,
297
00:13:26,997 --> 00:13:29,899
I...bumped
into an old girlfriend.
298
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:34,036
And she and I started
talking about old times.
299
00:13:34,071 --> 00:13:38,007
And then we kind of...
went for coffee.
300
00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,341
Oh.
301
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:41,177
No, I know --
302
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,379
I felt so bad.
I mean,
303
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:46,816
You were at home dialing
your little finger to the bone,
304
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:50,186
and I was out with my ex --
on boys' night out, no less!
305
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,021
It was just coffee,
right?
306
00:13:52,055 --> 00:13:54,156
I can't lie.
307
00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:56,459
You're too good.
308
00:13:56,493 --> 00:13:59,328
You deserve the truth.
309
00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:01,831
The fact is,
310
00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:05,534
it kind of...
stirred up some feelings.
311
00:14:05,569 --> 00:14:07,169
What?
312
00:14:07,204 --> 00:14:09,505
[ telephone rings ]
313
00:14:09,539 --> 00:14:11,507
It's okay. Get it.
314
00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:15,344
I need
to gather my thoughts.
315
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:18,147
Okay.
316
00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:19,882
Hello?
317
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,717
Holly, listen,
Henry's my friend,
318
00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:23,552
and I know I shouldn't
be doing this,
319
00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:25,387
but, well,
you're my friend, too,
320
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:27,323
and I've known you longer,
so I have to warn you.
321
00:14:27,357 --> 00:14:29,258
Henry -- he knows
about everything.
322
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:31,060
He knows about Vince, he knows
how you got the tickets,
323
00:14:31,094 --> 00:14:32,561
and he's on his way over there.
Girl, he's mad,
324
00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:34,196
and I don't know
what he's going to do.
325
00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:37,833
Oh, I do.
Thank you very much.
326
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,869
Sorry about that.
327
00:14:39,903 --> 00:14:41,370
So you were saying
328
00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:43,639
that she stirred up
some kind of feelings?
329
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,474
What kind of feelings?
330
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,376
Well...
331
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:50,913
You know,
emotional ones.
332
00:14:50,947 --> 00:14:53,716
Oh, my God.
333
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,718
Are you breaking up
with me?
334
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,253
What? No.
335
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,655
[ hyperventilating ]
336
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,857
Oh, my God,
I can't breathe.
337
00:15:04,928 --> 00:15:07,797
Oh, my God, I think
I'm going to pass out.
338
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:09,598
Okay, um, just --
339
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:12,535
put your head
between your knees.
340
00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:15,104
I think
I'm going to die.
341
00:15:17,741 --> 00:15:21,110
The thought of you being
with that woman...
342
00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:23,179
No, no! No.
343
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,981
Holly, listen to me...
344
00:15:26,016 --> 00:15:28,184
Holly. Holly.
345
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,552
[ cellular phone rings ]
346
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:30,920
Stupid phone!
347
00:15:30,954 --> 00:15:33,556
Get it! I don't come first
anymore, anyway.
348
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:39,395
Hello?
349
00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:41,831
Uh, look, man,
I think I screwed up.
350
00:15:41,865 --> 00:15:44,233
I told Holly that
you knew about the tickets.
351
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,435
Now, I didn't want
to sell you out.
352
00:15:46,469 --> 00:15:48,537
I was just afraid
you'd do something crazy.
353
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,706
Then I felt really guilty.
Do you think that's weird?
354
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,842
Hey, don't tell Holly
I told you, huh?
355
00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:56,111
Oh, okay, goodbye.
356
00:16:01,218 --> 00:16:04,086
Holly,
are you feeling better?
357
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,789
I don't know.
358
00:16:06,823 --> 00:16:09,191
Well, I have
a suggestion.
359
00:16:09,226 --> 00:16:11,927
Why did you lie to me
about the tickets?!
360
00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,129
Why did you lie to me
about an old girlfriend?
361
00:16:14,164 --> 00:16:15,965
Do you know how hurtful
that was?
362
00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:18,534
Yes, I do. It doesn't
feel very good, does it?
363
00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:20,836
Oh, my God.
364
00:16:20,871 --> 00:16:24,006
Are you teaching me
a lesson?
365
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,709
Look, the next time you want
to hang out with Vince,
366
00:16:26,743 --> 00:16:28,844
you don't have to make up
a girls' night out.
367
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:30,779
Oh, my God,
I didn't make it up.
368
00:16:30,814 --> 00:16:33,449
He said he could only bring
girls. I was really torn.
369
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,285
I went anyway, but I felt
really guilty about it
370
00:16:36,319 --> 00:16:37,987
the whole time!
371
00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:40,456
You could've told me that.
372
00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:44,894
When you lie to me,
it makes me think
373
00:16:44,928 --> 00:16:47,029
there's something
going on.
374
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:54,637
Is there something going on
with you and Vince?
375
00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,507
Henry, listen...
376
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,109
[Gary]: Hey,
what's up, y'all?
377
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:02,745
Oh...Henry.
378
00:17:02,779 --> 00:17:04,947
Bro, I didn't even know
you were here.
379
00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:07,283
Ha ha ha ha!
Well, what a surprise.
380
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,418
Yeah, I was just passing by
in the neighborhood --
381
00:17:09,452 --> 00:17:10,920
- I know you called Henry.
- I know you called Holly.
382
00:17:10,954 --> 00:17:12,721
Everyone knows everything.
383
00:17:12,756 --> 00:17:16,558
You all can't keep a secret
worth a damn.
384
00:17:16,593 --> 00:17:19,028
A brother can't
tell y'all nothing.
385
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,837
[ women laughing ]
386
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:31,540
Jeez, look at these women
throwing themselves
387
00:17:31,574 --> 00:17:34,643
at the bachelors like
a bunch of wild animals.
388
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,546
Have they no dignity
or pride
389
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,848
Or self-res--
Lauren?
390
00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,183
Lauren.
391
00:17:41,217 --> 00:17:43,185
Pardon me, I'm sorry,
excuse me.
392
00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:44,853
Move it!
393
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:47,089
Hi.
394
00:17:47,123 --> 00:17:48,724
Hey, there you are.
395
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:50,225
I've been looking
all over for you.
396
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,894
Hi.
397
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:54,930
Hey, uh, thanks
for that sweet note.
398
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,932
Oh, um, about that,
I wanted to talk to you --
399
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,767
I did not write that note.
Lauren did.
400
00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:00,369
I know you wrote
that note.
401
00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:01,971
Echh.
402
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,508
Can't you just admit
that you like me?
403
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,610
Why do you keep
fighting it so much?
404
00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,112
Don't you get tired?
405
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:12,815
The idea that I could be
attracted to somebody
406
00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:15,684
like you is --
is ridiculous.
407
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,687
What, you want me to
introduce you to man-boobs?
408
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,189
You know what?
409
00:18:20,223 --> 00:18:22,624
You are egotistical,
you're shallow,
410
00:18:22,659 --> 00:18:25,561
and you're kind of a slut.
411
00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:29,365
Okay, I do get hit on
by women all the time.
412
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,102
I get e-mails,
I get phone calls.
413
00:18:33,136 --> 00:18:35,871
Tonight, I got panties
thrown at me.
414
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,272
Oh, my God.
415
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:39,908
Yeah, pretty cool.
416
00:18:39,943 --> 00:18:43,812
But that means nothing
to me.
417
00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:47,616
What I want is to find
one special woman.
418
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:50,219
I want the same thing
my parents had.
419
00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:52,588
And what is that?
420
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:55,257
A great-looking kid,
like me.
421
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,126
Seriously, Val,
422
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,495
My parents were
high school sweethearts.
423
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,830
They've been married
37 years.
424
00:19:01,865 --> 00:19:05,634
And every day, they look
at each other like --
425
00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:07,770
like it's the first day
they met.
426
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:11,540
That's what I want.
427
00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:14,643
Oh.
428
00:19:14,677 --> 00:19:16,945
Hey, they gave me a limo
tonight.
429
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:19,748
And there's a little
after-party at the Four Seasons.
430
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,318
Uh, I kinda came with Lauren.
431
00:19:23,353 --> 00:19:25,921
It's a good thing
I'm a fireman,
432
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,057
because I don't know
about you,
433
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:30,359
but I'm feeling
some serious heat.
434
00:19:30,393 --> 00:19:32,294
Ha ha ha ha.
435
00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:35,397
That is hysterical!
436
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,168
Val?
437
00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:41,637
I'd really like you
to come with me.
438
00:19:55,118 --> 00:19:56,785
Hey.
439
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,587
Wow, you look sexy.
440
00:19:58,621 --> 00:19:59,922
Oh, really?
441
00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:01,757
How do I know
you're not lying?
442
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:04,860
Come on, just look at you.
Look in the mirror.
443
00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:07,796
Yeah, I know.
A cute fireman hit on me.
444
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,965
Did you two have...
445
00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,600
sparks?
446
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:14,336
See, that would've
been cuter!
447
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,972
So, I told Henry
the truth.
448
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:18,474
You did?
449
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,943
Yeah, well, he found out,
and I confirmed it.
450
00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:22,678
Well, that's truth-ish.
451
00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:24,980
So, is everything okay
with you guys?
452
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:27,015
Yeah, we had a really
good talk, and I think
453
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,951
we got pretty much
everything straightened out.
454
00:20:28,985 --> 00:20:31,186
- Good.
- Did you talk
to Peter?
455
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:33,989
Yes, I did, and actually,
he gave me a ride home.
456
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:35,057
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:37,292
Yeah. Me and, uh,
458
00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:40,295
half the women
in Manhattan.
459
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:42,197
The pretty ones, anyway.
460
00:20:42,232 --> 00:20:43,499
Sorry.
461
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,534
But he loved my third earring.
462
00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:48,003
No...yeah, well,
he is from your era.
463
00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:50,005
You know what?
I'm starving.
464
00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:51,473
Is there any more
465
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:54,176
of that chocolate chip
cookie dough ice cream?
466
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:56,345
Oh, no, I finished it
earlier. Sorry.
467
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,514
That's all right, I'm tired.
I'll see you in the morning.
468
00:20:58,548 --> 00:20:59,882
Good night.
469
00:21:11,027 --> 00:21:14,062
I heard the suction
from the lid, you liar!
470
00:21:14,097 --> 00:21:17,166
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