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I can't believe
you did that.

It wasn't my fault.
I didn't do anything wrong.

Well, fine,
you can ask them.

Ask us what?

You guys have to promise
not to judge me.

Then I should go.

Look, last night,
I'm out at this club, right,

and I'm dancing.
Now, next thing I know,

this girl --
she starts dancing with me.

Now, now, we were good.
I mean, I was all...

And she was all...

All of a sudden,
she starts kissing me.

After you danced
like that?

I mean, I stopped her,
you know?

I said to her,
"Hey, girl,

"I've got a girlfriend,
and she's in France.

And I do not need this."

I said that in my head.

But the point is,
I stopped her.

But you kissed
another girl.

That's disgusting.

You said you wouldn't
judge me.

No, I'm judging her.

What Gary wants to know is,
was this cheating?

- Now, I personally think --
- Ah, let them answer.

Totally cheating.

Oh...man.

I don't know
what to do.

I mean, Jill and I have
always been honest

with each other.
Should I tell her?

Well, if you can sleep at night
knowing that you cheated

on your girlfriend of 10 months,
then don't tell her,

but I personally couldn't
live with myself.

Good answer.

- Well, I couldn't.
- Aww...

You guys make me sick.

Well, what do you
think?

Hey, I'm still in shock that
you even have a girlfriend.

Hey.

Hey!

Hi. What are you
doing here?

I just joined. I figure,
I work in the building,

I might as well
use this gym.

You know, you really should
come up to the office

and say hi.

No. That would be kind of weird
going back there

after I made such a big deal
about quitting.

Oh, that's okay. I told
everybody I fired you.

Hey, you went to Columbia?

I went to Yale.

High-five, okay?

Look, I really don't like
to talk while I'm working out.

Oh, that's actually
really good for you.

It increases your
respiratory heart rate.

There is no such thing
as a respiratory heart rate.

Oh. Maybe I shoulda
have went to Columbia.

Okay. Look, can you just
stop doing that?

What?

You're looking at me.

Oh. Well, I thought
you were looking at me.

Why would I be
looking at you?

Look at me.

I like to come to the gym
and have a little time

to myself, okay, and it really
makes me uncomfortable

to have you there...
watching me.

Well, I don't want
to make you uncomfortable.

Thank you.

I'm gaining on ya!

You laid out all the pieces
like the picture in the manual.

Yep.

You a little
obsessive-compulsive?

No.

I just think
everyone has more fun

when you follow
the instructions.

- Hey.
- Hey, you're home early.

Yep. Henry had
an A.P. Physics study group.

On a Friday night? That dude
deserves to get into Princeton.

Yeah, he's thinking
about Yale, too.

I hope he goes to Princeton.

People from Yale
are such jackasses.

Hey, my father went
to Yale.

Oh. No, I'm sorry.

Uh, Peter was
at the gym earlier.

He went to Yale. I'm sure
your father is a very nice man.

My father didn't go to Yale.
He's a loser.

So, Peter goes
to your gym?

Yes. How annoying is that?

Why don't you go
to a new gym?

I can't. The mean membership
lady won't let me out

of my contract.

She had a lot of attitude
for somebody named Becky.

So, are you just going
to get fat now?

No, that's why I'm going
to work out at night.

Hee hee. He'll never see me.

So it's Friday night,
and you're going to the gym.

And you're staying home.
You guys are animals.

Yeah, I guess putting
together a barbecue

is off the heezie, yo.

I tell you what. What if
I blow this off tonight?

Hey.

A friend of mine just opened up
a coffee bar in the village,

and he said he'd give me
free stuff. You want to go?

- Ooh, sure, sounds fun.
- Wait, wait!

- [ Vince ]: Cool, let's go.
- What about my barbecue?

Take it easy. I'll set it
all on the terrace

and put it together
tomorrow.

Right after work.

- Hey.
- Yeah.

Are you sure
this is such a good idea?

What?

You and Vince going out.

How do you think
Henry's going to feel?

Glad that I'm not bored.
He felt pretty bad

about abandoning me
on a Friday night.

Vince is...

What? He's a nice guy.

Yeah, no, he is a nice guy,
but he's not a...

nice guy nice guy,
you know what I'm saying?

He's kind of
more of a player.

Okay, Val, I think
I can control myself.

We're just friends.

Okay.

But that's what every girl
says until she gets played.

Um, this bolt got separated
from the herd.

Do you know which part
this is for?

What?

No. No, no, I don't see
that one anywhere.

Oh, God,
how can this be?

It's an extra bolt
for my bike seat.

How long do you think it'll be
till her head explodes?

Excuse me, Becky. Hi.

I can't let you out
of your contract. God.

Hey, Pete.

Hey, Beck.

Hi, Val.

I thought you worked out
in the morning.

Yeah, I do. I work out
in the morning

so I can come here
and look like this at night.

I'm just going to be
completely honest with you.

You must leave my gym.

Okay.

- Really?
- No.

No. It's way too convenient
for me here.

Come on, why don't you
join another gym?

I can't. That mean Becky won't
let me out of my contract.

The thing is,
this is my place.

My place to come and think.

My place to not have to talk,
and you are a...

distraction.

So I really bother you
that much?

Yeah.

Well, I think maybe
you should examine that.

What?

Yeah. Yeah, I think maybe
there are some underlying

reasons as to why you might
find me such a distraction.

Oh, my God.

Okay, look,

maybe there are underlying
reasons why you

always work out
at the same time I do,

why you're always working out
next to me, hmm,

why you're always talk,
talk, talking to me.

Yeah, there are.
I like you.

Ah, see?

What?

I like you.

I know. I don't really
get it, either.

I mean, look at this place.
It's packed

with beautiful women
in spandex outfits.

And you're here
with your hair all stuck

to your sweaty forehead,
and you're frowning at me

all the time, and I can't
stop looking at you.

Ha-ha! See, I knew
you were looking at me.

Ha ha ha ha.

Oh, my God, I'm, like,
up to here in lattes.

You know, just because
something's free

doesn't mean you have
to have 20 of them.

That's so not
my philosophy.

Hey, no use wasting
my caffeine buzz.

I could put that grill
together.

- Got any tools?
- Yes.

Here you go.

Could take a while.

I'll keep you company.

Okay. Tools needed...

baby hammer...

got it.

Brr, it's freezing
out here.

Oh, here,
take my jacket.

Oh, aren't you going
to be cold?

- Nah, I'm fine.
- Thank you.

Okay. So let's put
the body together first.

Hand me that shelf.

Yeah.

- Ow!
- What? What?

Ooh, a splinter.

- Let me see it.
- No, it hurts

Come here.

What are those tweezers for?

To clean your eyebrows up
a little.

To take your splinter out.

Oh, no, it'll dissolve.

Come here.
You're unbelievable.

You want to see pain?
Huh? You like that?

Gross. How did you
get that?

Weirdest day of my life --
I get this call for a bike run

to some lawyer's office.
They tell me I got 15 minutes

to deliver this envelope. Matter
of life and death, they say...

which, obviously, I'm all over.

So, traffic's, like,
bumper to bumper.

- I'm weaving in and out --
- You got hit by a car?

Damn, you're sucking the drama
right out of this.

Sorry. Okay, go.

So I get to the lawyer's office,
I haul ass into the building,

and there's, like, 9,000 people
waiting for the elevator.

So I think -- stairs.

So the clock's ticking. I got
30 seconds to get up there.

I hit the eighth floor landing,
and there's this huge dude

just standing there, and he's,
like, "Give me the envelope."

And I'm, like, "Dude, take it up
with the lawyer guy.

I got a job to do."
So I make a move,

and the guy puts his hand
in his pocket

and pulls out a freakin' gun.

- Oh, my God!
- I know!

So -- so I blow past him
and run up the stairs

as fast as I can.

- And?
- He shot me.

[ gasps ] Oh, my God.
In the knee?

No. In the neck.

The bullet traveled down
my neck, through my heart,

out my lung,
around my six-pack,

down the leg,
out the knee.

You're the biggest liar.

Yeah.

But you didn't feel
a thing, did you?

Now, come on, I'm going
to need another hand.

So, how'd you really
get that scar?

Naked grilled cheese
accident.

Morning.

O.J.?

It's crisp outside today.

Nothing happened.

Did I say anything?

I know what you're thinking.

I'm not thinking anything.
I got up this morning,

got dressed for the gym,
took my cup of coffee

out to the terrace
and saw my little sister

sleeping with Vince.
Typical morning.

Okay, look, we came home
last night.

We were wide awake from coffee.
He put the grill together,

we talked, we fell asleep,
and that's it.

- Okay.
- Nothing happened.

You know, for somebody
who claims nothing happened,

you're awfully defensive.

I'm being defensive
because I know that you think

I fell under his
mysterious powers.

And, um, is that his coat?

Yes, it's Vincent's coat
of love.

Watch how it works.

Henry's my boyfriend.

[ gasps ] I love Vince!

Henry's my boyfriend.

[ gasps ] I love Vince!

Oh, God.

What?

I saw the sniff.

The sniff?

Yes, you sniffed his jacket.

- When?
- And you don't even know you did it.

Oh, my God,
you're crazy.

I'm just trying
to protect you.

- From what?
- From that! The player!

You know what? Maybe I should
be the one protecting you.

From what?

Is somebody putting on
a little extra gloss

for the gym, a little rouge
for the player?

Okay, this has nothing
to do with Peter.

I didn't even say Peter. Ha!

Okay. Look, I'm not going

to let you
turn this around on me.

For someone who doesn't like
Peter, you sure are defensive.

- He's a jerk.
- Cute top.

- But he's not my type.
- Is it new?

Fine, don't listen to me.

Excuse me.

Bathroom?

- Over there.
- Over there.

Hey, Val.

[ sniffing ]

[ whispers ] I love you.

So I've been thinking
about the whole thing

at the club,
about that girl kissing me.

And you're right.
I'm going to tell Jill.

I never met Jill.
But it'll be awesome

to watch her break up
with you.

You know, I've given some
thought to that myself,

and, you know, I think
Tina might've been right.

Why tell Jill something
that might hurt her?

I mean, things happen --
things you don't expect

or plan on.
It's a crazy, mixed-up world.

All right, wait, wait.
What's going on?

Something happened last night,

and I really need to talk
to you about it,

but you have to promise me
you won't tell anybody.

Oh, but, come on, Holly,
it's me.

And who's Tina going to tell?
She ain't got no friends.

Okay. So you know that Henry
was studying last night.

- Yeah.
- Well, Vince and I were hanging out --

- Oh, God.
- No, it wasn't like that.

He was putting
our barbecue together.

It got late, we fell asleep,
and I woke up and he was there.

Nothing happened,
but I kind of got some feelings

that I don't think
I should be having

when I have a boyfriend.

Oh, my God,
how did Vince feel?

- I don't know.
- All right, well, let me ask you this.

Would it make a difference

if Vince felt the same way
you feel right now?

No.

I don't think so.

Well, maybe you should find out,
because until you do,

you're not being fair
to yourself or --

Henry!

Okay, you don't need
to yell at me about it.

- I feel bad enough already.
- Hey.

- Oh, hey, Henry!
- What's Gary making you feel bad about?

Uh...

pollution

and, you know, the hole
in the ozone and all that.

You know what?
I don't even own a car,

so back off! God.

Now look what you did. God.

God.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

I got some good news.

Yeah?

Yeah. I, uh, I really heard
what you said the other day

about needing your space,

and I don't want
to spoil that for you.

Oh, no, sorry,
I was just being --

So you can leave.

What? Huh?

Yeah.

I had a few drinks with Becky

and talked to her about letting
you out of your contract,

and she said
she'd take care of it.

So you can join
another gym.

Why would you do that?

I thought
you wanted to leave.

Did you read the contract?
Because I did,

and I am legally bound
to this gym

for the next 10 months.

Well, I talked to Becky.

Well, there's no wiggle room
in the contract, okay?

It is the law.

Do you want me
to get in trouble?

No.

Okay then.

We will both continue
working out here,

but we don't have to speak
to each other

and we don't have
to look at each other.

Okay.

[ knock on door ]

One sec.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey, Val said to come by
and pick up my 40 bucks

for putting the grill
together.

Oh, yeah, you know, I thought
I heard her say something

about you stopping by.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Actually, some of this should
go to you. You helped me.

Oh, no,
I didn't do that much.

Yeah, that's true.

Hey, uh, that was fun
last night.

You mean, the, uh...

yeah, I had fun, too.

I usually don't talk
that much

when I'm with a girl.
It was interesting.

Interesting.

You're pretty gabby.

Yeah. You know, I --
blah, blah...

We should hang out again
sometime.

Yeah, that would be
really cool.

I'm going to this club tonight.
I could totally get you in.

Oh, yeah, um...

This girl I've been seeing
is singing there.

Call Henry.
See if he wants to go.

Oh, no, thanks.
Actually, I...

I think I'd, you know,
love to have some alone time

with Henry tonight.

Gotcha. Well, we can all do it
some other time then, huh?

Sure, yeah,
that would be cool.

Hey, give this to Val.

Just tell her to put it
in a separate drawer

So it doesn't scare
all the tiny tools.

Ha ha ha.

Mmm.

Hey.

What smells so good?

Steak.

Ooh. Who's barbecuing?

Is it Henry or...

It's Henry.

Vince is out on a date
with not me.

Everyone's safe.

Good.

That is good, right?

Yeah, it's good.

So, uh,
how was your workout?

Oh, it was fine.

Stupid Peter was there.

But you know what?
I don't care anymore.

He can stay, I can stay.

Whatever.

What does that mean?

It means all I know is

I don't know
any more than you do.

Ha ha. Aw.

I could have
told you that.

Hey, tell your boyfriend

to grill me up
a giant steak,

throw in
a big fat potato

with butter, cheese,
sour cream, bacon bits --

Oh, oink.

Hey, I got 10 months left
on my gym membership.

I am going
to get my money's worth.

Hey.

Hey.

Medium rare, except for one
little piece at the end

that is so burnt
I think it's charcoal.

Exactly
how I like it.

I know.

Because your dad
wasn't paying attention

that one time,
and he didn't see

the little piece of steak
at the edge of the grill...

So the tip of it
was totally burnt.

I can't believe
that you remember that.

I remember everything
you've ever told me...

about meat.

We're good together, huh?

Damn good.

Hey, what happened?

Oh, nothing.
Uh, splinter.

Nothing to worry about.

Hey, these are
almost done.

Could you, uh,
bring me a plate?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Ooh, guess what.

I lost 7 pounds!

I'm going
to have me a cake.

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