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I got in. I got in!
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Congratulations.
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You know how to use a swinging door.
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No, I got accepted to Stanford!
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Whoo!
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I'm so proud of you.
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Molly, you worked so hard
for this your whole life.
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I can't believe this is
actually gonna happen.
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I know, me neither.
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I also have some big news.
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I got accepted into
Coffee Bean's VIP program.
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Grandpa, can you get me a free latte?
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No.
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Random number at dinner?
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Probably a telemarketer.
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What?
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- Hi, is this Ken Park?
- Maybe.
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Uh, well, this is Dan
Harmon. I'm a TV producer.
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I was hoping to have
Ken audition for a role
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on my new show, but if
this isn't his number...
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Oh, no, no. No, no. This is he.
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Yeah, I'm casting a
one-episode role for a part
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on a show set at a community college.
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Do you think you could make it
to audition tomorrow at 5:00?
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Sure. Ye... I can make that work.
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Yeah, I just have to move
a few things around and...
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I don't care.
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How did you find me anyway?
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Oh, my assistant Steve saw you
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do open mic at the Laugh Factory.
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He says you're funny, but he also says
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he's valuable, so grain of salt.
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Plus, the network keeps
nagging me about diversity,
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so I thought I'd
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Well, that's perfect because I'm Asian.
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- Wait, well, I never said that.
- Oh, it's okay.
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I'm a super-talented person
who happens to be Asian.
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Yeah, I'm a super-busy person
who happens to be hanging up.
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Well, it's the day of realized dreams.
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Thanks, Dad, I...
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I'm auditioning for a TV show!
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Synced and corrected by Octavia
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hello.
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H-Hey!
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There's the newlywed.
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- How was the honeymoon?
- Amazing.
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Thank you guys so much
for the trip to Catalina.
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We snorkeled. We hiked.
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We saw a buffalo being born.
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- Ah.
- Ah.
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Now there's a bucket-list moment.
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I've always wanted to hike.
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Hey, does anyone know a good florist?
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I want to send flowers to my husband.
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You know, back when Connor
and I were first married...
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- You mean Saturday?
- I wouldn't have thought of it,
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but now I know that a
little gift for no reason
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can go a long way.
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I'm so happy!
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Good for you, Clarky.
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Oh, my God. You guys should get married.
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What?! That's insane!
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Stand down, Clark, and park
your married high horse outside.
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You'll come around.
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Hey, you want to see a picture
of a buffalo being born?
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I've seen that. Show me hiking.
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Oh, would you look at that.
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Can I help you?
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Was it something you ate?
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What are you doing?
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Okay, promise to keep this a secret.
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I have a big audition this afternoon.
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Oh, my God, that's so great.
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What's it for?
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A five-line part on a new TV show.
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Oh...
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So not like a big audition.
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I am perfect for it.
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I play a school nurse
who gets killed by a bus.
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Why are you practicing in secret?
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Oh, I just don't want Pat to know
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because I have to leave work early.
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Plus, I don't want pity or
embarrassment if I don't get it,
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but now that you know...
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- Ooh.
- Here.
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Read everything that's not Nurse One.
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Ironic, but okay.
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Can I help you?
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My tummy hurts.
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What's with the baby voice?
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Well, I'm just trying
to put some spin on it.
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But it's a set-up line for
"Was it something you ate?"
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That's my big joke in the scene.
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Isn't the joke this
line about how a squirrel
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stole your stethoscope?
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No, Clark, that's a plot point.
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What you two knuckleheads up to?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
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Get in here.
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What, what, what?
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Okay, but you can't tell Pat.
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Please, keeping secrets
from your boyfriend
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is part of the fun of
being in a relationship.
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What we doing? What we doing?
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Okay, I have an audition in an hour,
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and I'm learning lines.
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Oh, you know, what? Here.
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You are now the student character
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that some people have trouble grasping.
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Warning... don't make
strong acting choices.
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My tummy hurts.
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Was it something you ate?
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Oh, Lord, you're gonna do it like that?
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That's what makes it a joke.
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- I don't think so.
- Why are you fighting me on this?
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That's the next line, dummy!
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Hey. Hey, hey, Pat.
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Um, we were just helping Ken
practice his bedside manner.
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Yeah, you know, got to keep
those people skills sharp.
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Ken, I'm glad you acknowledge your need
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for vast improvement in that area.
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Carry on.
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See, that was fun. Thank you guys.
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Look, I don't want Pat
thinking I'm not 100% committed
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to medicine, because I
take it very seriously.
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Now tell me if this is
the right facial expression
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for getting hit by a bus.
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Anyone seen Dr. Park? The boy one?
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There's some paperwork
for him to finish.
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Um, you know what?
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He went up to the roof 'cause he's...
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testing a patient who
is allergic to birds.
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Got to go. Bye.
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Hmm. Hey, Clark.
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- Yeah?
- Is it just me, or was Damona
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particularly evasive just now?
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Okay, look. Pat, Ken is...
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Is she mad at me about
shutting down the idea
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of us getting engaged so quickly?
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Oh, that.
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Yes, that is definitely it.
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Ah, see, that's exactly
what I was afraid of.
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I mean, I know you love being married.
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Oh, it's like getting to have sleepovers
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with your best friend for eternity!
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Ah, Clark, your joy is exhausting.
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Yeah.
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Look, I went down the
marriage road once before
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with Tiffany, and it was hard.
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Yeah.
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'Cause Tiffany was a monster.
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Yeah. See, that's the thing.
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She wasn't at first.
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No, I was more in love with her
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than I had ever been with anyone else.
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Marriage somehow broke us.
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I never fully got over it.
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You know, the other
day she e-mailed me,
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and I practically froze up.
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Oh, my God. Did you e-mail her back?
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No, I told you... I froze up!
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I'm just worried that marriage would do
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the same thing to me and Damona.
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But Damona's not Tiffany.
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I know that.
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And I love Damona.
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But... I think my desire
to take things slow
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to protect her is not
sitting well with her.
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You know, Pat, if I could
offer you some wisdom gleaned
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from my union with Connor,
relationships are...
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They're like a water bug on ice.
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You skitter... Pat?
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Hey, Mom.
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Are you coming from work?
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'Cause with that glow, I'd swear
you spent the day at the spa.
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- You want something.
- What? Please.
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Can't a kid hook his old
lady up with a compliment?
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Okay, thanks.
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But there is one thing.
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When Molly leaves for
college, can I have her room?
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No. Dave, I'm not even
talking about this right now.
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I knew you didn't go to the spa.
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- What are you doing?
- Measuring Molly's room.
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- I'm taking it when she's gone.
- He can't!
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It's eight steps closer to the bathroom,
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and I've had too many close calls.
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This isn't over, Grandpa!
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She's not leaving for
another four months.
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Pbht.
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She's leaving in four months.
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Hi, uh, Ken Park
auditioning for Nurse One.
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Yeah. Hi, I'm Dan Harmon.
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This is my assistant
Steve. This is Alison.
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She's already been cast to the show,
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so she'll be reading
the scene with you today.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
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Um, my wife's name is Allison,
so I'm very comfortable
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with any level of intimacy.
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Oh, this scene doesn't
really call for any intimacy.
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Ah, we'll see.
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Okay, creepy start.
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Uh, just go when you're ready.
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Can I help you?
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My tummy hurts.
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I told you.
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Was it something you ate?
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Wow.
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Okay.
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Um, I don't think so.
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Well, a squirrel ran
off with my stethoscope,
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so we're going to have to do
this the old-fashioned way.
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Okay, thank you.
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I-I didn't finish.
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You're welcome.
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Bye.
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You know what? No.
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I've waited my whole
life for this moment,
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and I'm not gonna let a
medically reckless scene
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that barely gives me
anything to showcase
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my broad appeal take me down.
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Can I help you?
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My tummy hurts?
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Was it something you ate?
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I don't think so.
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Look, lady, I've been the
school nurse here for 20 years.
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And I seen my fair share of tummy aches.
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Usually, it's something
you ate on leftover day
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in the cafeteria, but
today isn't leftover day,
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Your Honor, is it? Is it?!
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None of those lines are in here.
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Then where does that leave us?
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Ulcers? Gall stones?
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A stab wound?
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Yeah, I don't feel safe.
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Look, a squirrel took my stethoscope!
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Thank God I survived.
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But luckily, I don't need a stethoscope
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to diagnose why your tummy hurts.
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Because, my dear girl,
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you're pregnant.
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Congratulations. You're going
to make an excellent mother.
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And screen.
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That was a closet door.
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I liked him.
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Totally bombed.
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Oh, Ken, I'm sorry.
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What a waste.
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Who cares about stupid show biz anyway?
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Oh, my God. Seth Rogen
and some random guy.
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Uh, this guy actually
hand-picks my socks
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every single morning.
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I know what fits.
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In this situation,
you're some random guy.
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I'm sorry you married such a loser.
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Are you kidding?! I'm so proud of you.
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You worked hard. You
put yourself out there.
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I love you so much, Ken.
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No matter what happens,
I'll always be here for you.
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Shut up. It's Dan.
261
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,100
Hey, Dan, I'm sorry about my audition.
262
00:11:18,202 --> 00:11:20,469
Oh, God, you should be. It was horrible.
263
00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:22,471
Um, but listen, as a writer,
264
00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:25,374
I look for ways to
challenge the audience.
265
00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:26,542
Sometimes punish them.
266
00:11:26,611 --> 00:11:30,412
Um, let me bottle
your crazy and shake it
267
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,282
and spray it on America's
face and then run away laughing
268
00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:34,617
as they claw at their eyes,
269
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,853
screaming, "Why? Why?
What did I just see?"
270
00:11:37,922 --> 00:11:39,155
I want to put you on the show.
271
00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:40,389
- Really?
- Really.
272
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,857
- Really?
- Really.
273
00:11:41,926 --> 00:11:43,292
- Really?
- Okay, you don't have to show me
274
00:11:43,394 --> 00:11:45,694
your whole range.
275
00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:48,430
Steve, there's an actor on my shirt.
276
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,675
Hey.
277
00:11:59,777 --> 00:12:01,410
'Sup?
278
00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:06,081
What are you watching?
279
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,684
"Alien vs. Predator."
280
00:12:08,786 --> 00:12:11,720
It's so good.
281
00:12:11,789 --> 00:12:13,756
Okay, what's really going on, Mom?
282
00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:18,961
Look, I'm thrilled
you got in to Stanford,
283
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,440
but I've been dreading
this for 18 years.
284
00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:26,702
Aww, Mom.
285
00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:29,738
You've become such
an amazing young woman
286
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,907
and a really close friend.
287
00:12:31,976 --> 00:12:33,842
And I can't help but think if I'd done
288
00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:35,878
a little worse job raising you
289
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:39,381
or let your dad do more,
290
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:40,583
maybe you wouldn't have
291
00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:41,817
gotten into any schools
292
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,520
and you'd have to keep living with us.
293
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:48,657
Okay, the flight's only an hour,
and once I graduate, who knows?
294
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,027
These days, a lot of kids are
moving back home after college.
295
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:54,730
I won't even charge you a high rent.
296
00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,732
Though, when you do return,
297
00:12:56,801 --> 00:12:59,735
you might have trouble
getting your room back.
298
00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:01,070
I'll sleep on the floor if it means
299
00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:04,006
getting to spend time with you.
300
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,308
- I love you, Mom.
- I love you, too.
301
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:15,551
- Hey.
- Hey. What are these for?
302
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,320
Well, I was worried
you were upset with me
303
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:21,090
for shutting down the idea
of getting engaged so quickly.
304
00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,558
No, no, no.
305
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,160
We just got to a good
place in our relationship.
306
00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:27,329
We don't need to rush to the next step.
307
00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:30,733
Yeah, well, then why have you
been so standoffish all day?
308
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:33,402
Oh. Ah, ugh.
309
00:13:33,471 --> 00:13:36,338
Um, I was covering for Ken.
310
00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,473
He had an audition today,
311
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:38,941
and he didn't want you to know about it.
312
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,743
Ah, so you weren't mad at me.
313
00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:44,313
You were just being dishonest with me.
314
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:46,248
That is such a relief.
315
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,185
- Mm.
- You and me, we're good.
316
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,687
- Yeah.
- Okay?
317
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,123
I am going to go find a vase for these.
318
00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:55,357
- Okay.
- Thank you.
319
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,528
Oh, Ken is in the basement with a pony.
320
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,463
It's okay, he knows about it.
321
00:14:03,534 --> 00:14:04,900
So, are you upset with Ken?
322
00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:07,670
You should know that he's
super-committed to medicine.
323
00:14:07,738 --> 00:14:09,872
How can I be mad at a man
for setting aside his fears
324
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,507
and pursuing his dream?
325
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:14,109
Ken's not the only
one who could do that.
326
00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:16,078
Hint, hint.
327
00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:17,980
Damona, Damona.
328
00:14:18,082 --> 00:14:19,982
You know, Clark?
329
00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:23,052
Maybe the idea of me marrying
Damona isn't so crazy.
330
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,287
Despite how complicated
things got between me and...
331
00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:27,990
- Tiffany?
- Hmm, there you go.
332
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:29,925
Not really sure why that last
part sounded like a question.
333
00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:31,794
Hmm.
334
00:14:34,131 --> 00:14:36,332
Tiffany.
335
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,233
Wh-What are you doing here?
336
00:14:38,302 --> 00:14:42,137
I e-mailed you, but I never heard back.
337
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:47,109
Are you still
TheRealPatrice@willtopia.com?
338
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,813
I am so sorry how things
turned out with us.
339
00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:53,949
But I've been doing
some real work on myself.
340
00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:57,920
And I want to try again.
341
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,989
I want you back. I love you, Pat.
342
00:15:04,061 --> 00:15:05,094
Oh, boy.
343
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,633
Hey, guys.
344
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,201
I got the part!
345
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:17,043
My son, the actor.
346
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:19,942
Just remember... no accent.
347
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:22,311
Only good for cheap laughs.
348
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,582
Hey, we couldn't wait
until tomorrow to find out.
349
00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:27,850
Congratulations.
350
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:28,951
There's another cake in there that says
351
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,113
"Better luck next time."
352
00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:33,987
It is so... oh, Pat.
353
00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:36,726
Look, I'm sorry I wasn't
more open about all this.
354
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,227
Ah, don't worry about
it. I'm proud of you.
355
00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:39,328
Yeah, me too.
356
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,663
Although, after your episode airs,
357
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,099
I have a feeling you're gonna
be hard... er to work with.
358
00:15:46,106 --> 00:15:47,536
Whoop. Nope, Hollywood calling.
359
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,505
Yeah, see, you've changed already.
360
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,108
Hello?
361
00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:54,910
Yes, it would be an honor
to hold for Dan Harm...
362
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,082
Okay.
363
00:15:57,063 --> 00:15:58,763
Hey, I've been thinking.
364
00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:00,483
I should act my age.
365
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,251
You can have Molly's
room when she leaves.
366
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,320
No, Grandpa, I, too, have been thinking.
367
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,821
- You should take it.
- Okay.
368
00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,695
I will.
369
00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,926
Dave, looks like you just got played.
370
00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:12,228
Quite the contrary.
371
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,930
I've had my eye on Grandpa's
room since he moved in.
372
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,632
Making your room seem desirable
373
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:19,168
was just one domino that needed to fall.
374
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,372
Hey. You okay?
375
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,674
Oh, yeah, never better.
376
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:28,944
Ken, I'm glad I caught you.
377
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,146
Oh, yeah. I was just celebrating
378
00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:31,380
with my friends and family.
379
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,016
I don't care.
380
00:16:34,085 --> 00:16:34,950
Yeah, I was just thinking about
381
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:36,252
the character I want you to play.
382
00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:38,354
I want you to be a Spanish
professor that's a little crazy,
383
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,423
a little nutty, like
you were in the audition.
384
00:16:40,491 --> 00:16:43,359
And I want you to be in every episode.
385
00:16:45,396 --> 00:16:47,596
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
386
00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:49,331
I hope you're ready
to quit your day job,
387
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,599
if you even have one.
388
00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:52,435
You seem like you shouldn't.
389
00:16:58,609 --> 00:17:00,643
Uh, guys?
390
00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:01,777
Let me guess... they realized
391
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,947
they made a mistake
and changed their mind?
392
00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:06,882
Did they give the part to John Cho?
393
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,318
My God, though, he is so talented.
394
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,422
No, no.
395
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,925
Uh...
396
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,561
They want me to be a series regular.
397
00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:22,965
But that means I'd have to quit my job.
398
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,034
Oh.
399
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:28,304
This is so surreal.
400
00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:29,739
Pat, is there any way I could take
401
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,007
a leave of absence in
case it doesn't work out?
402
00:17:32,076 --> 00:17:34,977
No, sorry, I wish there
were, but unfortunately,
403
00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:37,213
we'd have to replace you right away.
404
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:38,981
Ah, two years ago, that would have been
405
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:42,485
music to my ears, but now...
406
00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:45,054
guess I've built up a tolerance to you.
407
00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:49,391
No. I can't do this.
408
00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:50,726
It's just like stand-up last year.
409
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,261
It's too risky. It'll change everything.
410
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,930
Ken, this year has been full of changes.
411
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:57,466
I switched jobs. Your
parents got divorced.
412
00:17:57,568 --> 00:17:59,201
Ain't nobody gonna tie me down.
413
00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:04,673
My point is change isn't bad.
414
00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:06,475
Molly's gonna go off to Stanford.
415
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,610
That's a huge change.
416
00:18:07,678 --> 00:18:09,311
But Molly's supposed to go to college.
417
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:10,780
46-year-old doctors aren't supposed
418
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,616
to trade their lab
coats in for a sombrero.
419
00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:17,052
I'd play a Spanish teacher
with an anger problem.
420
00:18:17,121 --> 00:18:18,988
At least it's in your wheelhouse.
421
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,690
Except for the Spanish part.
422
00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:25,027
Hey, Ken, you know we do
support you on this, right?
423
00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:27,863
Yeah, I mean, we'd really miss you,
424
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,900
but this is an amazing
opportunity for you.
425
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:34,336
Yeah. I love working with you guys.
426
00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:37,206
It... and, you know, I make a difference
427
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:40,242
in hundreds of patients'
lives, thousands.
428
00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:44,346
Dad, what do you think?
429
00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:47,116
Hundreds.
430
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:50,452
Son, I've always said
that you need the support
431
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:53,189
of your family for a decision like this.
432
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,924
This is your family.
433
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:56,826
It matters what they think.
434
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:59,995
I'm 11, so I'm gonna
yield my time to Mom.
435
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:03,265
Oh, Ken, if my cancer scare
has taught me anything,
436
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,801
it's that life is short.
437
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:08,337
You have an opportunity here
that may never come again.
438
00:19:08,406 --> 00:19:10,072
Yeah, but I have
responsibilities as a...
439
00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:12,374
We have responsibilities.
440
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,244
And we'll make it work.
441
00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:16,879
When you look back in 20 years,
442
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,014
are you really gonna be happy
if you didn't take a shot
443
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:22,318
at the one thing you always
said you wanted to do?
444
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,189
But what if this doesn't work out?
445
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,025
But what if it does?
446
00:19:30,094 --> 00:19:30,893
I love you so much.
447
00:19:33,164 --> 00:19:35,064
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it!
448
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,165
Love you guys.
449
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:38,434
Love you guys so much.
450
00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:39,802
Yay!
451
00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:41,971
Now let's have some cake.
452
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,439
Oh, uh, is it gluten free?
453
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,140
Because I'm an actor now.
454
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:46,508
Oh, God. Here we go.
455
00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:52,083
Huh, I know what you're thinking.
456
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,850
Something doesn't look
right here, does it?
457
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:56,485
You're probably like, "Dios mio,
458
00:19:56,587 --> 00:20:00,589
I thought this was Spanish class, brah."
459
00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:04,693
"Ah, look at me. Little
Miss Sunshine, uh-huh.
460
00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:09,798
Ay caramba, what's a guy like
him doing up there, huh? Huh?
461
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:12,167
Huh? Huh?"
462
00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:14,837
Sorry, sorry.
463
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,939
Alison just made me
laugh again. That's all.
464
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:21,143
My bad for reacting in the scene.
465
00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:23,145
Dan, that was funny.
466
00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:24,380
You should film her, too.
467
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:25,514
Oh, we're gonna.
468
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:27,182
After you do one take without laughing.
469
00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:31,120
Ah, that's gonna be tough to do.
470
00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:34,953
Got an hour of unusable
tape to prove that.
471
00:20:34,982 --> 00:20:36,025
Why don't we take five?
472
00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:37,898
Everybody, call your families.
473
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:43,102
I'm gonna hang out on my
mark, kind of in the zone.
474
00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:45,100
It's gonna be a long year.
475
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,702
Yep.
476
00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:48,971
Should we reach out to John Cho?
477
00:20:52,593 --> 00:20:53,509
Yeah.
478
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,766
Living the dream.
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