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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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Oh, Clark, good morning.
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You remember the lovely Megan.
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- Hello.
- Yes. Hi. Good morning.
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Um, uh, Pat?
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Are you feeling okay?
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You just... you look a little...
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Damn! What the hell is
wrong with your face?!
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That's scary.
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Damona, it's a medical workplace.
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No matter what comes through the door,
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we need to react professionally.
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Damn!
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What the hell is wrong with your face?!
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That's scary.
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I'm sure it's nothing.
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Yeah, it's just a... basic irritant
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who happens to have a rash.
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Well, fortunately, love is blind.
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Isn't that right, Megan?
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No, not at all.
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Isn't it great our relationship
has gotten to the point
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where she can be comfortable
being so honest with me?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, you better
clear up that situation
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before the banquet tomorrow night,
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or Megan is not going to be happy.
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Oh.
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Yeah, we're going to this
big pharmaceuticals banquet.
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And I can't have Blotches
here making me look bad.
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Aww, you see how she cares for me.
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She doesn't want me to feel
bad about embarrassing her
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with the horror that is my face.
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You know, you should
really get that looked at.
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Whatever you have to do, Patrice.
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Well, I better get going.
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These drugs don't sell themselves.
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All right, all right.
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Tickle party!
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I'll walk you out, sweet...
oh, she's already gone.
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Man, I know nuts when I see it,
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and she is a whole mixed bag of 'em.
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Nuts!
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Hey, wellness alert!
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Yeah, I've got half-off
fliers to The Alcove,
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that new meditation center.
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Oh, right, the place down the street.
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The one that replaced that
delicious Jamaican spot.
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Sorry. I'm hungry.
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Anyway, I'm thinking of
trying it before work tomorrow.
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- You want to come?
- Sure. Why not?
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I tried to meditate on my own,
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but every time I find a moment of peace,
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I'm inevitably interrupted.
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Ooh, Ally Lama.
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Gonna get your Zen on.
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Hey, you know, why don't
I join you fools, huh?
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You know, when all that
silence gets awkward,
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I can be there to say, "Awkward!"
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Oh, uh, I don't know how many
half-off fliers Clark got, so...
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Oh, I get it.
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I know your "I want to say
no, but I don't know how" tone.
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Oh, right. From our wedding.
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You better stop making
that joke, Allison!
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Has my rash gotten worse?
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You know, as a nurse, I would say yes.
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As just someone who
knows you, I would say,
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"Oh, sweet mother of God."
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All right, Ken, you're gonna
have to give me an exam.
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It looks like you actually have hives.
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Well, I... I'm not sure I
should be the one examining you
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since we're co-workers
and frien... co-workers.
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- What about Tuttle?
- Oh, no, no.
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Tuttle is our most talented doctor.
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I can't waste his time with this.
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Uh, thank you?
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Yeah. Tell you what, I'll go gown up.
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Hey, you've never seen me naked before.
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This will be fun.
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What's up with Dave's girlfriend?
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She never talks.
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Dave prefers to think of her as
"deliberate" and "unwavering."
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I prefer to think of her as weird.
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Okay, so no backgammon.
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What about cards? I
bet you like Go Fish.
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We could bake cookies.
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There's this chai snickerdoodle recipe
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I've been dying to try.
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Hey, how about your new puzzle, Dave?
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What do you think, Emily?
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Want to give "Dozens
of Dalmatians" a try?
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Okay. From one puzzle to another.
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All right. Well, it's definitely hives,
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and it's more prominent
than this morning.
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Yeah, and the itching is unbearable.
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Pat, I hope this isn't
uncomfortable for you,
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but I'm gonna have to look at every...
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Oh, right.
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Uh, not presenting anywhere else.
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Thank you. You can close it.
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- I'm good.
- Please?
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All right.
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When did this start happening?
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Well, off and on over
the past few weeks.
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Ever have any similar
reactions to shellfish?
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Peanuts? Any wheezing?
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No.
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Oh, it's Megan. I'm
gonna have to take this.
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Hello, milady.
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Ah, yeah. We're taking care of it.
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Yeah, Welltopia's fifth-best
doctor is on the case.
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All right, I'll keep you
po... oh, she already hung up.
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Did you just call me
Welltopia's fifth-best doctor?
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Yeah. Sorry. Did I miscount?
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I mean, there's, uh...
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Oh, no, that's right. You're the sixth.
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Okay, Pat, I'm gonna
give you some Benadryl,
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but first you need to see an allergist
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to determine what's causing these hives.
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So I'm sending you upstairs for
skin testing with Dr. Jenkins.
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Oh, I forgot Jenkins.
That makes you seventh.
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Hey, any interest in
Jamaican takeout for dinner?
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You're pacing. What's wrong?
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It's Pat and this whole rash thing.
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It's also your erratic food choices,
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but mostly the rash thing.
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I just got off the
phone with the allergist.
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All his tests came back negative.
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I don't know what's causing his hives.
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Huh.
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Could be stress urticaria.
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Any unusual stressors in his life?
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Uh, I don't know. Let's see.
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He went through that crazy divorce.
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He lived on a boat in a driveway.
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He even slept in the clinic for a while.
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He was fully committed
to the hobo lifestyle.
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Respect.
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But these are more recent.
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I'm thinking Pat may
be allergic to nuts.
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Well, the testing ruled out nuts.
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No, I mean that nut, Megan, he's dating.
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Zing. Good one.
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The hives did appear right
when they started dating.
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Yeah, you're right. Megan is a nut.
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Oh, Nut-Meg. Double zing.
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Aw, I feel awful.
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I have to tell the
loneliest man on Earth
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that he's allergic to the
one woman who will have him?
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Maybe spend five more
minutes on the phrasing.
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But he's so into her.
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Look, I know he really likes her.
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But some relationships aren't healthy,
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and it's important for him to recognize
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that she's just not good for him.
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Yeah, ideally, before
his face falls off.
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Molly, I'm experiencing some emotions,
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which I'm not sure how to process.
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It's just boredom, not actual hunger.
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No, I'm not hungry.
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Well, that's not true,
but... this is about Emily.
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I'm thinking of breaking up with her.
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Really?
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I was starting to suspect
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we're not as compatible as I thought,
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and overhearing Mom
and Dad talk about it
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really drove the point home.
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What did they say?
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Mom called our relationship unhealthy.
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Oh, and Dad thinks it
could make my face fall off.
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But there was nothing
on WebMD to back him up.
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Sorry, Dave. Breakups are hard.
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And this isn't just any breakup.
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I'm the light of her life.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find
the right way to do it.
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- Do what?
- Break up with Emily.
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I'll do it for you.
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Bless you, Grandpa.
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No. No one deserves, "Dave
doesn't like you anymore!
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Go away!"
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Please, I would never beat
around the bush like that.
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No, no. Molly's right.
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I should do this myself.
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Oy vey.
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This is not gonna be fun.
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Dave, don't worry about it.
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Just think about how
terrible she's gonna feel.
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Thanks for coming with me.
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Are you kidding? This is gonna be great.
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Friends, the goal of meditation
is to clear our minds.
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Inevitably, certain
thoughts will sneak in,
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but it's important to acknowledge
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and then release them.
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What I like to say to these thoughts is,
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"Thank you. Not now."
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So let's close our eyes and begin.
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Finally.
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Sweet silence.
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Just what I needed.
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Oh, wait.
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I'm not supposed to be thinking.
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Thank you. Not now.
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Man, Ken was right.
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The silence is awkward.
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Ugh, Ken is so annoying.
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You know what, Ken? Thank you. Not now.
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Ah, pure silence.
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Nope, someone's wheezing.
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Hmm, that could be asthma.
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I'm a good nurse.
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Okay, meditation, take two.
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Do I have bananas at home?
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Why can't I clear my head?
I should be good at this.
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I'm a vegan. This is on brand for me.
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Maybe I can't turn my brain
off 'cause it's made of meat.
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Thank you. Not now.
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Look at Allison.
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How is she so Zen?
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Well, I guess she's
learned to block things out
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in order to deal with Ken.
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This place was so much better
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as a Jamaican restaurant.
Hey, wait a second.
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Maybe I should start a business
that combines the two...
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Allison's Jerk Chicken
'n Meditation Hut.
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Nah, who am I kidding?
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I'm sure someone's already done it.
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There really are no new ideas.
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I swear, if it weren't for Allison,
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I would get up and leave.
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But I'm stuck.
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Unless...
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what if I gave myself a nosebleed?
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Man, he is in the zone.
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Okay, clearly the
Benadryl isn't working,
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so I'm gonna have to
notch you up to prednisone.
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This better work.
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Megan is not happy.
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I'm gonna ruin her banquet,
and she cannot have that.
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She made that very clear!
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Ken, what is causing these hives?
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Well, all your allergy
tests are negative.
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So maybe it could be stress.
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Ah.You may be right.
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Maybe Megan and I should
take a little break.
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You know, I'm so glad you said that.
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You know, just get out of
town, just the two of us.
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Are things ever...
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stressful between you and Megan?
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No, no.
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Megan insists on a stress-free
environment, and I comply.
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I'm terrified of
getting on her bad side.
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Is that terror ever...
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stressful?
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Ken, I have no idea
what you're driving at.
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Pat, you're allergic to Megan
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and you need to break up her!
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Are you actually suggesting
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that Megan is responsible for my hives?
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That is ridiculous.
260
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:36,406
You have stress urticaria.
Megan is bad for you.
261
00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:38,341
Look at your face.
262
00:11:39,644 --> 00:11:41,945
Ken, I know you and the
others don't care for her,
263
00:11:42,047 --> 00:11:44,681
but to suggest she is
responsible for my condition
264
00:11:44,749 --> 00:11:47,217
is medically irresponsible
and personally offensive.
265
00:11:47,285 --> 00:11:49,052
You're fired as my doctor.
266
00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:51,988
I don't know why you begged
me to let you examine me.
267
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,891
I was the one who told you to
go to Tuttle in the first place!
268
00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:56,426
And you should have listened!
269
00:11:56,494 --> 00:12:01,497
Okay, okay. I'm talking
to you as a friend.
270
00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:03,666
Pat, if we don't care for Megan,
271
00:12:03,735 --> 00:12:05,802
it's because of how
much we care about you.
272
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:09,377
She is stressing you out,
and it's making you sick.
273
00:12:09,589 --> 00:12:11,441
Either your relationship has to change,
274
00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:13,376
or you need to end it.
275
00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:16,212
Wow.
276
00:12:16,314 --> 00:12:19,315
So that's what you call friendship?
277
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:22,585
I thought friends wanted
each other to be happy.
278
00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,722
I don't know if you can
tell, but under this rash...
279
00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,884
I am red with anger!
280
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,789
- Hey. I'm...
- Hey, hey.
281
00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:43,676
Why haven't you returned my calls?
282
00:12:43,754 --> 00:12:45,663
I was stalling.
283
00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:48,366
I was hoping my face would improve.
284
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,401
Well, it hasn't.
285
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:52,102
And the banquet's in a few hours.
286
00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:53,560
I thought you were gonna talk to Ken.
287
00:12:53,622 --> 00:12:54,788
What did he say?
288
00:12:56,824 --> 00:12:57,881
What the hell does he know?
289
00:12:57,906 --> 00:12:59,506
He's like the tenth-best doctor here.
290
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,313
Well, it doesn't matter.
291
00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:04,372
There's no way I can
take you to the banquet.
292
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,919
Everyone's gonna mistake
your face for the prime rib.
293
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,790
You know, Megan, as much as I usually
294
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,625
find your honesty refreshing,
295
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,293
that kind of stung a little.
296
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,029
Oh, you're gonna make
this all about you?
297
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,698
Wow, that's rich.
298
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,754
Forget it. I will see
you after the banquet.
299
00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:29,297
Megan, wait.
300
00:13:29,831 --> 00:13:31,685
I'm not so sure you will see me.
301
00:13:32,839 --> 00:13:34,145
Excuse me?
302
00:13:35,073 --> 00:13:36,881
Look, maybe we should talk privately.
303
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:39,551
Wait. Are you... are
you breaking up with me?
304
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,052
Oh, it's showtime.
305
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,857
Yes, you won't see me after the banquet
306
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,625
because this is over.
307
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,697
No one breaks up with Megan.
308
00:13:58,705 --> 00:13:59,904
Well, Pat does.
309
00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:02,207
Why? Give me one good reason.
310
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,942
Well, Ken says you're killing me.
311
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,080
I said it was stress
urticaria, a vascular rash,
312
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,982
- which is very itchy...
- Shut up.
313
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,584
Yes, sir.
314
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,186
You're really gonna
throw this all this away
315
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,056
because of some... silly rash?
316
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,792
Every relationship has issues.
317
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,127
One of my exes even
suffered from panic attacks.
318
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,763
Oh, and always felt an overwhelming
319
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,132
sense of doom around me,
320
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,301
but I didn't hear him complaining.
321
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,104
Was that 'cause he was dead?
322
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,008
I'm on the phone, Megan.
323
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,847
I think this is best for both of us.
324
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,483
And I'm... I'm sorry, Megan.
325
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,120
You know what, Pat? I
don't care what you say.
326
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,422
This relationship is over.
327
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,159
Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Don't do that!
328
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,829
He broke up with you!
329
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,797
You broke up with her!
330
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,234
See, I can't...
331
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,842
Emily, I know it's not your thing,
332
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,944
but we need to talk.
333
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,246
I think you're a wonderful person.
334
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,181
Oh, thank God.
335
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,484
- I'm sorry?
- Let's face it.
336
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,853
This thing's been over for weeks.
337
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,454
It has?
338
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,291
We've obviously just been
going through the motions.
339
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,026
Honestly, I was only dragging my feet
340
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,156
because I was afraid to be single again.
341
00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:33,097
But this is the right thing to do.
342
00:15:33,596 --> 00:15:34,517
It is?
343
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,767
It is.
344
00:15:36,975 --> 00:15:39,003
Wow. I feel like a big bag of rocks
345
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,439
has been lifted off my back.
346
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,341
Bye, Dave. Be well.
347
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,880
Did not see that coming.
348
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,953
Oh, hey, girl.
349
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,288
So, what'd you think of the meditation?
350
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,325
So good.
351
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,093
Super mindful.
352
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,362
If anything, I wish it was longer.
353
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,897
You want to go again tomorrow?
354
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,266
What are you doing, Clark?!
355
00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:10,662
You betcha.
356
00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:12,954
No, no betcha.
357
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:14,688
This ends now.
358
00:16:15,506 --> 00:16:17,041
Clark, I got to be honest.
359
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:18,541
I didn't like it.
360
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:20,065
Me neither.
361
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,013
But why didn't you say anything?
362
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,639
Well, you invited me, and I
didn't want you to feel badly.
363
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:25,840
Okay, you know what? From now on,
364
00:16:25,909 --> 00:16:27,308
let's just be honest
with each other, okay?
365
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,309
- Absolutely.
- Okay.
366
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,577
You want to grab some lunch?
367
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,646
I know this vegan stromboli place.
368
00:16:31,681 --> 00:16:34,949
Ooh, uh, I'm not really
feeling vegan stromboli.
369
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:36,350
Hey, how about Jamaican?
370
00:16:36,419 --> 00:16:38,185
Totally fine. Wherever you want to go.
371
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,821
Why is she trying to hurt me?
372
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:43,824
He's so strong.
373
00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:46,327
That rejection would've crushed me.
374
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,397
You know what? I'm gonna reward him.
375
00:16:49,465 --> 00:16:52,033
Hey, let's try your
place. I'm sure it's great.
376
00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:53,868
Oh, okay. Great.
377
00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:56,570
Oh, now I'm a charity case?
378
00:16:57,807 --> 00:17:00,808
Why did you give in?
He doesn't even care!
379
00:17:00,877 --> 00:17:03,311
- This will be fun.
- Yeah!
380
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,499
What's going on?
381
00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:12,125
Dave kicked Emily to the curb.
382
00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:15,489
So you did it. How do you feel?
383
00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:18,859
Like the victim of a
cosmic sucker punch.
384
00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,035
But I thought this is what you wanted.
385
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,164
I thought so, too.
386
00:17:23,232 --> 00:17:26,283
I just didn't expect Emily
to be so on board with it.
387
00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:27,501
It's strange.
388
00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:28,736
Even when you know it's over,
389
00:17:28,805 --> 00:17:31,906
you ill want the other
person to want you.
390
00:17:31,975 --> 00:17:34,175
I gave her the best months of my life.
391
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:37,511
Well, you're 11.
392
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,309
You've got some good
months ahead of you still.
393
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,715
Thanks, Molly.
394
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:45,653
Dave, when you find the right one,
395
00:17:46,044 --> 00:17:47,010
you'll know it.
396
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:48,147
How?
397
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:51,759
She'll talk! What is wrong with her?!
398
00:17:57,078 --> 00:17:59,467
Hey. Ken, you got a minute?
399
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:00,738
Sure.
400
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:02,636
I just wanted to thank you
401
00:18:02,705 --> 00:18:04,205
for figuring out what was wrong with me
402
00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:07,942
and, more importantly,
for your friendship.
403
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:10,406
You're very welcome. For both.
404
00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:13,347
Yeah, deep down, I... I knew
you were right all along.
405
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:15,429
That was not a healthy relationship.
406
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,819
So on some level, I felt
even an unhealthy relationship
407
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,788
was preferable to being alone.
408
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:24,058
Yeah, you know, Allison's
always saying that.
409
00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:26,994
I'm grateful you were there to
teach me that age-old lesson.
410
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:29,764
It's better to be somewhat
unhappy with clear skin
411
00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:33,667
than be extremely unhappy
with a debilitating rash.
412
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:36,504
Well, I'm glad it all worked out.
413
00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:39,673
Me too. All right. Well, thanks again.
414
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:42,009
So, does this mean I move
up in the doctor rankings?
415
00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,310
No, Ken, it does not.
416
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,965
Hey, Pat, how ya doing?
417
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,038
I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
418
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,883
I just wanted to make sure
you were okay 'cause, man,
419
00:18:56,908 --> 00:18:58,868
that breakup of yours was kind of rough.
420
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,204
But I guess rough is
what breakups are, right?
421
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,106
I suppose.
422
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,981
Well, you and me, that wasn't so bad.
423
00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:06,409
That's true.
424
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:07,900
Yeah. In fact, I think that was
425
00:19:07,925 --> 00:19:09,190
the best breakup I ever had.
426
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,982
You know what? It was my best one, too.
427
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,384
Ah, and your face is looking better.
428
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:16,586
Oh, thanks. Yours, too.
429
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,856
No, that's not... I
didn't... I'm still...
430
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,658
I'm still in a bit of a daze.
431
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:23,192
Oh. Well, the prednisone?
432
00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,295
- Actually, I never took it.
- Hmm.
433
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,565
I started feeling better
the moment she left here.
434
00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:30,805
Funny. You never gave me hives.
435
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,296
That's 'cause I'm not scary.
436
00:19:39,987 --> 00:19:41,025
Um...
437
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:44,077
well, I'm glad you're okay.
438
00:19:44,397 --> 00:19:45,381
Me too.
439
00:19:46,962 --> 00:19:48,428
I knew she was a mixed bag of nuts.
440
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,486
Tell me about it.
441
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,617
Hey, guys. I want to thank
you both for something.
442
00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:02,966
- For what?
- You're welcome.
443
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:05,468
I broke up with Emily, and while I know
444
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,590
you guys had your own
opinions on our relationship,
445
00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:09,939
I appreciate you giving me the space
446
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,275
to figure things out on my own.
447
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,043
Uh-huh.
448
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,130
Not only did you teach
a man how to fish,
449
00:20:17,155 --> 00:20:19,258
you taught him how to throw one back.
450
00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:23,634
You know, every time I think you guys
451
00:20:23,659 --> 00:20:25,751
are just making it up as you go,
452
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,299
I wind up pleasantly surprised.
453
00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,368
I'm sorry. What happened?
454
00:20:32,393 --> 00:20:34,357
Who cares? Just take the win.
455
00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:36,466
I am killin' the parenting game.
456
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,375
Of course Ken would take credit for...
457
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,471
Thank you. Not now.
458
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,190
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