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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 8 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,480 ? Immortimas ? 9 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,860 ? Yes it's Immortimas ? 10 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:45,860 ? There's absolutely Nothing sus ? 11 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:50,240 ? About today ? 12 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:54,490 Good morning, Sex Ghosts! 13 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,780 Good morning, Dorothy! 14 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,790 Happy Immortimas Day! 15 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,160 ? Immortimas ? 16 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:07,010 ? We raise Our voices in harmony ? 17 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:10,840 ? It's Immortimas Day! ? 19 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:15,760 Whoa! 21 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:21,470 Casey! I told you to use the front door! 22 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,440 Then how would you be the first person 23 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,400 I wish a happy Immortimas to? 25 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:27,860 Come on, let's get some breakfast, 26 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,150 before Cliff eats it all. 28 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:38,820 ? We celebrate Immortus And the day she was born ? 29 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:42,460 ? From the time stream To our heart strings ? 30 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:45,500 ? It's Isabel we adore ? 31 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,420 ? Oh, thank Immortus ? 32 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:52,210 ? I've got no one To answer to but me ? 33 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:56,010 ? And I'm so blessed With this circus ? 34 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,970 ? My found family ? 35 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:01,050 ? And your neighbor, Casey ? 36 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,560 Morning, Dorothy! 37 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,020 Happy Immortimas Day! 38 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,560 Happy Immortimas Day! 39 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:10,070 ? It's a beautiful day! ? 40 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:13,570 ? Everything is Isabel's way! ? 41 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:17,070 ? She can do no wrong ? 42 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,410 ? She's the subject Of this song ? 43 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:25,790 ? All we do is love and obey ? 44 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:31,040 ? On Immortimas Day! ? 45 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,840 ? Good morning, Sex Ghosts ? 46 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:42,100 ? Wrap up your foreplay ? 47 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:46,100 ? It is time For us to celebrate ? 48 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:49,190 ? My favorite holiday ? 49 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,770 ? Made brand new sweaters ? 50 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:56,110 ? For all my Doomies ? 51 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,160 ? Back me up, you sexy ghosts ? 52 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,280 ? And cover up your boobies ? 53 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:09,170 ? Praise Immortimas Day ? 54 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,920 -? I'm giving my ? -? She's giving her ? 55 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,210 ? Sweaters away ? 56 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:16,920 ? You'll be snug as a bug ? 57 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:20,600 ? For the price of one hug ? 58 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,890 ? One measly hug ? 59 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:27,310 ? One lingering hug ? 61 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,160 Good morning, Sex Ghosts! 62 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,200 Have you had your morning fuck? 63 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,490 You know we did! 64 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,570 Holy moly! 65 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:44,960 This is the softest sweater in the whole darn world. 66 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:48,280 Look at us, we look fantastic! 67 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:50,250 ? I can almost Taste the ham-- ? 68 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:53,170 You're being weird, stop stroking your sweater. 70 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:58,840 ? I'm a lucky man Life couldn't get any better ? 71 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,510 ? It's a beautiful day! ? 72 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,840 ? Everything is Isabel's way! ? 73 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,310 ? She can do no wrong ? 74 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:12,730 ? She's the subject Of this song! ? 75 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:17,020 ? All we do is love and obey ? 76 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:23,030 ? On Immortimas Day! ? 77 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:26,700 Vic! Welcome home! Detroit's finest is back! 78 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:27,960 Happy Immortimas all! 79 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,460 Deric sends gifts to unwrap. 80 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,080 ? Praise Immortus ? 81 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:34,050 ? The robotics program Is a hit ? 82 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:37,470 ? Two kids were awarded Scholarships on merit ? 83 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:40,050 Larry! Your sweater's getting cold! 84 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:42,220 And, you're missing all the fun! 85 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:49,890 Good morning, Keeg! 86 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:51,390 Happy Immortimas! 87 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:55,100 ? Today's a special day ? 88 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,230 ? I can't wait For them to see ? 89 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,820 ? How happy we'll all be ? 90 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:05,280 ? 104, and Keeg, and me ? 91 00:06:05,410 --> 00:06:09,040 ? I have never Brought a suitor home ? 92 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,040 ? Can you believe it? ? 93 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,830 ? Well finally We're not alone ? 94 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,880 ? How about this cable knit? ? 96 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:22,430 If only I had a uniform I could wear every day. 97 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:24,430 I wouldn't have to make these decisions. 98 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,980 ? Born Isabel From Cloverton ? 99 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:40,570 ? Our savior's story's Just begun ? 100 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,110 ? When she fell Into the timestream ? 101 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,290 ? It opened up her mind, see ? 102 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:51,290 ? In Orqwith They assembled her soul ? 103 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:54,870 ? Brought her back And made her whole ? 105 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:59,170 ? It's a beautiful day ? 106 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:02,590 ? 'Cause it's all Isabel's way ? 107 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:09,680 ? Immortimas Day is where We all belong ? 108 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,100 ? We love and obey ? 109 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:17,270 ? And all sing along ? 110 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:19,140 ? Nothing is weird ? 111 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,980 ? Everything's fine ? 112 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,650 ? We're all okay ? 113 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,900 ? On ? 114 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:30,040 ? Immortimas Day! ? 117 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,880 Rita says we have to put up the Birth of Immortus display. 118 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 -Ugh! Come! 120 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:45,920 Why do I always get stuck doing the worst Immortimas Day jobs? 121 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,810 I wouldn't say stuck. 122 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,600 Seems kind of fun. 123 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:55,430 How do you stay so positive? 124 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,360 I can't help it. It's Immortimas Day. 125 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,190 The happiest day of the year! 126 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,140 Yeah. 127 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,360 Then why do I feel like something's off? 128 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:09,530 Maybe your inner self is trying to tell you something. 129 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,820 Hearing any voices in your head lately? 131 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:15,210 That'd be pretty weird. 132 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:17,540 Yeah, let's get to work. 134 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:24,170 ? Hey, am I doing this right? ? 135 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:28,380 ? I can't remember If the dinosaur ? 136 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:32,390 ? Goes in front or behind ? 137 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,100 ? Now I'm reeling What's this feeling? ? 138 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,390 ? It's like warm butterflies ? 139 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,980 ? What could it be? ? 140 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:43,520 ? Am I doing this right? ? 141 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:50,780 ? Hey, am I doing this right? ? 142 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:54,580 ? It should be easy To be cheesy ? 143 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:58,870 ? But I'm lost in the night ? 144 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,880 ? It's like I'm feeling Something's missing ? 145 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,250 ? Or it's just out of sight ? 146 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:07,380 ? What could it be? ? 147 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:12,510 ? Am I doing this right? ? 148 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:16,260 ? It's like I'm falling Through space ? 149 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,140 ? Is it all in my head? ? 150 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:21,060 ? I pray for a sign ? 151 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:23,810 ? Is she the key? ? 152 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,530 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ? 153 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:30,320 ? Have I been flung From the timestream? ? 154 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:33,330 ? I am the blow up man ? 155 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:39,370 ? And the blow up man is me ? 156 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:47,550 ? Hey, am I doing this right? ? 157 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:51,010 ? I don't know What I'm looking for ? 158 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:54,760 ? But I'll see what I find ? 159 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,390 ? If I reveal what is real ? 160 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:00,810 ? Do you see think she might ? 161 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:04,140 ? Say that she feels ? 162 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:08,650 ? The same way inside? ? 163 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,860 ? Could she be the one? ? 164 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:17,910 ? This was kind of fun ? 165 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:21,870 ? I'll never know If I don't take a chance ? 166 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,550 ? I'm looking for answers ? 167 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:30,430 ? She's a pretty good dancer ? 168 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:37,480 ? She is in my heart It's out of my hands ? 169 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,560 ? It's like I'm falling Through space ? 170 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:47,480 ? Is it all in my head? ? 171 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,230 ? I pray for a sign ? 172 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:54,030 -? Is she the key? ? -? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 173 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:58,570 ? Have I been flung From the timestream? ? 174 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,490 ? What could be missing? ? 175 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:06,210 ? Would it be cool If it was me? ? 176 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,510 -What? -What? 177 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:11,720 Nothing. Uh, was that too much? 178 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,380 -Were you saying something? -Hmm? 179 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,890 Oh... 180 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:17,720 Sorry. Never mind. 181 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,680 I-- I've got to, um... 182 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,840 -Yeah! -Oh! 183 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,600 Hmm... 184 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:29,900 Laura. 185 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,270 There is so much to do 186 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,150 before Immortus comes to dinner. 187 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,650 Well, if she comes. 188 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:38,080 When she comes, everything needs to be perfect. 189 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,240 Well, it will be, with you in charge. 190 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,330 We'll get it done together because... 191 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:44,830 ? We're the perfect team ? 192 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,750 ? Immortimas With you is a dream ? 193 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:51,170 ? Thank Immortus For this blessed sisterhood ? 194 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,920 ? What's not to love ? 195 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,090 ? We've got peanut brittle Happiness, and hugs ? 196 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,600 ? Who knew life Could ever be this good? ? 197 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,970 ? You're like meat ? 198 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,430 ? You're like cheese ? 199 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:05,260 ? Put 'em together Charcuterie ? 200 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,430 ? We are best friends ? 201 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,560 ? Just two best friends ? 202 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,390 ? We never ever fight ? 203 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,400 ? But if we did We'd both be right ? 204 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,560 ? We are best friends ? 205 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,110 ? You're one of a kind ? 206 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,580 ? For you I'd travel Space and time ? 207 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:21,780 ? 'Cause that's What it means to be ? 208 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:26,000 -? Best friends ? -? Best friends ? 209 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,540 ? Best friends ? 210 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,550 ? Place the forks and knives ? 211 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,760 ? I hope Isabel arrives ? 212 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,800 ? Now the centerpieces To decorate ? 213 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,800 ? Everything Is picture perfect ? 214 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:41,220 ? You make every moment Worth it ? 215 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,640 ? Take this stamp and ink ? 216 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,850 ? You know what to do ? 218 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,270 ? I'll do anything you ask ? 222 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,910 ? We've got a friendship That will last ? 223 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:04,660 -You built a beautiful life with Malcolm... 224 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,830 and I destroyed it all. 226 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:14,000 ? Oh, God What have I put her through? ? 227 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,630 ? Shit! Shit! ? 228 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,590 ? What is this? What the fuck is going on? ? 229 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,130 ? Am I speaking in a song? ? 230 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:22,020 ? Oh, no Something's very wrong ? 231 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,550 ? Let's make a pact ? 232 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,520 ? We cut our hands And shake with blood ? 233 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:31,020 Respectfully, I'm going to decline. 234 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,520 ? You're like jam ? 235 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,650 ? Jammy jam, jam, jam ? 236 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,690 -? You're like brie ? -? Spread that brie ? 237 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:43,030 -? Put 'em together More charcuterie ? 238 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,080 ? Are you okay? ? 239 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,700 ? Yeah, I'm fine ? 240 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,870 ? Then let's sing the chorus One more time ? 241 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:51,620 -? We are best friends ? -? Shit, shit, what is this ? 242 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:54,090 -? We are best friends ? -? What the fuck is going on? Am I speaking in a song? ? 243 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,250 ? Oh, no Something's very wrong ? 244 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,840 ? I wish we were best friends ? 245 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,050 ? I know this has to Come to an end ? 246 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:08,220 ? Please don't forget what It means to be best friends ? 248 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,310 Friends. 249 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,230 The guest towels. 250 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,650 Well, well, fine. Yes. 251 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:17,190 I'll, uh... I'll clear up then. No problem. 252 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,190 Oh, what the actual fuck! 253 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,450 Somehow Isabel's managed 254 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,780 to make this whole world about her, 255 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:27,750 and in this world, we all fucking sing! 256 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:30,580 Suffering suffragettes! Look and see... 257 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,580 Sweaty bollocks! 258 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,760 I'm in Isabel's musical fever dream. 259 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,550 ? What the fuck! ? 261 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,800 ? What the fuck! ? 262 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,180 Okay, that's Cliff. Uh-huh. 263 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,600 Jane! Yep. 264 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,440 -Um, Rita. -Nice. 265 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,600 -Me. 266 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,610 You! -Hey! 267 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,780 -And Larry. -And who's that? 268 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,950 Oh! This is Papa. 269 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,780 I wanted him to be a part of the celebration, 270 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:07,870 because he's still here in our hearts. 271 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,500 Yeah, he is. 272 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:10,790 Immortimas was his favorite. 273 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,500 Man, did that guy love his ham. 274 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,460 -Mmm-hmm. 275 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,960 Oh, how is the robotics club going? 276 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,500 Papa always loved robots. 277 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,840 Yeah. I mean, it's good. It's going great. 278 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,880 Uh, sometimes I feel like I could be doing more. 279 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,550 Making a bigger impact, I don't know. 280 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,090 But what's bigger than helping your community 281 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:29,640 -and doing what you love. 282 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,640 Maybe Immortus can help. 283 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,970 You can ask her at dinner. 284 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,070 Uh, you know, Immortus is a busy lady. 285 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,940 So, I just don't want you to be disappointed 286 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,400 if she doesn't show. 287 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,860 I can feel it, Vic. 288 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:47,320 She's going to come to dinner, I'm sure of it. 289 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,830 It must be nice to be so certain. 290 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:51,330 Well, I'm certain I want some hot chocolate. 291 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:55,160 -Oh, yeah. -Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here. 293 00:15:57,830 --> 00:16:01,880 ? Mmm, hot chocolate Papa loved hot chocolate ? 294 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 ? Too bad he's dead ? 295 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,630 Mmm. 296 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,510 Immortimas is the best. 297 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,100 I could spend the day with you 298 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,180 -and the family. -Yeah? 299 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,060 We get to see Isabel at dinner. 300 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,690 I'm so happy, I never want it to end. 301 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,820 Me too. Yeah. 302 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,120 Mmm. 303 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:32,740 Mmm-hmm. 304 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:35,540 C'mon. 305 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,210 C'mon. Okay. 306 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:42,210 -Mmm. 307 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:45,210 ? Looking for something Naughty to play ? 308 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,100 ? It's little Cliffie's Time of the day ? 309 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:51,270 ? Maybe one of these specials Will do the trick ? 312 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,060 Happy Immortimas, everyone. 313 00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,770 Tonight I'm going to share with you 314 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:02,060 one of my favorite stories. 316 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:10,570 ? I want to drive my stick ? 317 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,950 ? Come on, let's go, baby ? 318 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:16,870 ? Even to this holiday chick ? 319 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,910 ? Rev it up now Rev it up now ? 320 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,380 ? Gotta shift gears I'm in overdrive ? 321 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,460 -? Overdrive ? -? Immortus is coming ? 322 00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:25,050 ? And so am I! ? 323 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,110 ? I want to drive ? 324 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:43,190 -? My stick! ? -? My stick! ? 325 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,440 ? It's just me ? 326 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,520 -? And my ding-dong-di-- ? ? Let's go Let's go ? 327 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,530 Cliffie? 328 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,070 What? 329 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,750 I'm just... 330 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,700 What? I'm-- Not now. I'm busy. 331 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,660 Oh, busy singing about your dick, huh? 332 00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,960 Singing! I'm singing. 333 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,000 -What do you want? -Uh... 334 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,540 Have you had any devious thoughts of late, 335 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:09,880 any underhanded sensations popping up? 336 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,720 What? 337 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,970 Huh! No, I'm just... 338 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,010 Okay. 339 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,110 No. -Okay. 342 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,720 I can't believe I fell into the time hole 343 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,470 and met my destiny. 344 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,880 Your destiny too. 346 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,270 What the actual piss! 347 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:02,980 Oh, Laura. 348 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,190 Laura, I'm so glad I found you. 349 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,600 What do you think of this sweater? 350 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,150 I mean, are the lines flattering? 351 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,150 Yeah. I thought you... 352 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,730 Okay, um... Whatever. Um, I need your help. 353 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,990 Oh, well, can it be quick? 354 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,860 'Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend? 355 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,030 -Your boyfriend? I know, right. 356 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,370 Actually, it's kind of an amazing story. 357 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,240 We met under the craziest circumstances. 358 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,040 -But somehow it all worked-- -Thank you. Stop you there. 359 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,790 Um, I'm going to have to be the Grinch here. Um... 360 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,170 I need to show you something. 361 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,020 What's with all the tissues? 364 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,570 -Casey! -Sorry. 365 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,900 I didn't mean to startle you. 366 00:19:54,990 --> 00:20:00,410 I, um... I just want to make sure that we're cool. 367 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,780 'Cause there was, like, a weird... 368 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:08,750 ...moment earlier... right? 369 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,050 Um... 370 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,350 Uh, what are you painting there? 371 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,350 Um... 372 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,800 I don't know. 373 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,140 This image has been in my head all day, 374 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,940 and it seems so familiar to me. 375 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,020 But I can't put my finger on it. 376 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:31,900 Do you like it? 377 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,820 Yeah, it's amazing. 378 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:42,780 If I had one note, I would say that... 379 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,830 it could use a little bit more color. 382 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:19,490 Okay, so I have, um, called you all here for a team meeting. 384 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,290 Larry, what is this? 385 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:34,710 I thought we agreed there'd be no theme this year. 387 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:37,840 If I had known we were dressing up as mummies, 388 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,340 I would have gotten out my old Sphinx costume. 390 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:44,010 Let Rouge explain. 391 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,690 Yeah. Okay, so I have called you all here for a team meeting. 392 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:51,230 -Unfortunately-- -I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting. 393 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,270 -What team? -Mmm-hmm. 394 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,820 -Oh, we really are back at square one, aren't we? 395 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,610 Um... Okay, this may be hard to believe, 396 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:07,160 but we are, in fact, a superhero team known as the Doom Patrol. 398 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,710 -Doom! -Doom! Watch out! 399 00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:17,380 I'm going to "doom" you! 401 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,010 That's it. Yeah. Okay, settle down. 402 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:27,760 So we are currently in a fake, never ending holiday... 403 00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:30,970 called Immortimas. 404 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,950 Laura, you dog! 405 00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:43,030 Is this one of your classic Immortimas Day pranks? 406 00:22:43,110 --> 00:22:45,110 She does this every year. 407 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,990 And now, she's got Larry in on it as well. 408 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,920 Classic Immortimas mummy prank! 409 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,420 No, it's not a prank. 410 00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:54,800 She's being serious. 411 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,590 You aren't who you think you are. 412 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:04,630 Well, this is all very intriguing and very funny! 414 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,350 But if you'll excuse me, 415 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:14,270 I need to help Dorothy attend to the ham. 416 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,350 -Ooh! You do that. -Yes, that's a very-- 417 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,940 It's a very good idea. Wonderful idea, Rita. 418 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:21,360 Casey, would you please join Rita in the kitchen? 419 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,440 It's the best way to help the team, right now. 420 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,450 -Anything for the betterment of the team. Jolly good. 421 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,460 A, we're not a team. B, how come they get to go? 422 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,870 Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles! 423 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,630 We have a situation on our hands. 424 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,790 Happy Immortimas, everyone! 425 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,260 -Today, I'm gonna show-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 426 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,800 This is not what you think. 427 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,460 -I can explain. -No, no, no, Cliff. 428 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:45,970 It's about the... 429 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,340 Oh, then never mind. 430 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:50,430 Okay. I'm no stickler for tradition. 431 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:52,470 But, W-T-F, Laura! 432 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,810 We always watch this one after dinner. 433 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:57,980 The point is, this is all bullshit! 434 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:01,230 It's a mirage! A cheap trick to keep us docile, 435 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,240 so we don't ask too many questions. 436 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,820 Now, with the help of Larry, 437 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,860 I was able to find out what was really on these tapes. 438 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,120 You keep asking me what I'm looking forward to 439 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,990 now that my radiation is contained, 440 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,500 but look at me. 441 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,460 I'm no longer of this world. I'm not human. 443 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,790 Even when I was human, I wasn't truly living. 445 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,810 I can't feel, I can't fuck, 446 00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:31,180 I can't even take a piss, Doc. 447 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,390 All of life's pleasures have been stripped away. 448 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,650 -Stripped away. 449 00:24:37,690 --> 00:24:40,190 I didn't mean to. 450 00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,560 I wasn't shoplifting. 451 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,940 I just wanted to try some things on. That's all. 452 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,200 Everything I have-- 454 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,540 What the shit! 455 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,330 -This is all fucking fake? -Yes. 456 00:24:57,410 --> 00:24:59,830 Well, why are you telling us this now? 457 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,420 Why didn't you wait until after Immortimas Day? 458 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:06,000 Because, Cliff, there is no after Immortimas. 459 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:09,640 There is only Immortimas Day forever! 460 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,100 Unless we can find a way out. 461 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,140 Hold on a minute. 462 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,600 How is all this fake? 463 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,100 This life, this holiday? 464 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:21,070 Like, Laura, we celebrate this every single year. 465 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:22,320 You know this. 466 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,900 No, Vic. We don't. It's all made up. 467 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:28,730 Just like you and Deric running a robotics club is all made up. 468 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:32,740 You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg. 469 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:35,410 You are a metahuman superhero. 470 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,240 Cyborg? 471 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,250 Yeah. 472 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,880 You are Cyborg. 474 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:47,340 Holy shit! 475 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,970 Rouge is right. 476 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,380 We gotta come up with a plan 477 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:52,930 to get out of this Hallmark Channel hell. 478 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,340 -Bingo! -What? Wait. 479 00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:56,930 Why do we want to get out? 480 00:25:57,020 --> 00:26:00,230 Larry, you wanna be a human, don't you? 481 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:04,690 You can take off all of this and you can let the wind 482 00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:07,400 blow on your face and you can taste the ham. 483 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,320 Trust me. I would love to stay in denial 484 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,780 as much as the next guy. I've got a boyfriend here. 485 00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:14,330 It's an illusion, bro! 486 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:17,290 Larry saying he has a boyfriend in this world, 487 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,620 is like you saying 488 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,790 your cam girl really cared about you. 489 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:21,950 Ginger was there for me. 490 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,500 None of that matters! 491 00:26:23,630 --> 00:26:25,760 We're not safe unless I'm wearing these bandages. 492 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,300 Oh, wait, I just remembered 493 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,720 you're a depressing fuck in the real world. 494 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,970 That's true. 495 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,300 Cliff! How can you be so selfish? 496 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:34,310 Selfish? Look who's talking. 497 00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:36,230 I'm not the one who gave up my superpowers 498 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,220 so I could dick around with my high school friends. 499 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,230 -Fuck you! Okay. 500 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:42,650 I feel like... Sorry. 501 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,400 I feel like we're losing focus here. 502 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,770 Bottom line, I'm down to get out of here 503 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,700 if it means I don't have to fucking sing. 504 00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:51,610 -Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me. Dude! 505 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,740 Okay, look, I'm gonna go tell Dorothy 506 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,320 the truth about this place, 507 00:26:55,450 --> 00:26:57,580 and one of you needs to tell Rita. 508 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,710 Okay. 509 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,670 Are we ready to ruin Rita's happiness? 510 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,670 ? Eh ? 511 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,180 ? Eh ? 512 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,590 ? Eh ? 513 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:12,840 ? Eh ? 514 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:20,590 ? Fuck ? 515 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,680 Me. 516 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,110 I know. 517 00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,690 It was a shock to me, too. 519 00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:36,660 Maybe you're looking at this wrong way. 520 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,080 Maybe we're all here, because it's what we all want. 521 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,450 For the first time, we're all together. 522 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:46,290 I mean, when have we ever celebrated a family holiday. 523 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:48,080 Are you saying that you wanna stay here? 524 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,250 What's so bad about that? 525 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:54,510 There is no way that this is what we all want. 526 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,260 And even if it is, we're not our authentic selves. 527 00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:01,270 What does that even mean? 528 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:04,310 How could you want to leave when we have it all here? 529 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,570 -Dorothy. 531 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,070 ? Do I have it all here? ? 532 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,870 ? Is this all a blessing? ? 533 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:26,250 ? If the answer's near Why am I second guessing? ? 534 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:31,170 ? I don't know if I go ? 535 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:36,590 ? But I'll keep standing still In a world that's not real ? 536 00:28:41,890 --> 00:28:46,440 ? Who will I find If I leave this Family behind? ? 537 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:53,400 ? There's no turning back Gotta make up my mind ? 538 00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:58,660 ? I need to face the future ? 539 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:03,490 ? I must chart a path Taking a step forward ? 540 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:06,040 ? Am I going back? ? 541 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,670 ? Who am I if I don't try? ? 542 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:15,500 ? Who do I want to be? ? 543 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,680 ? Do I need to say goodbye ? 544 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,800 ? To discover the real-- ? 545 00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:23,850 Vic! 546 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,220 Yeah? 547 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,900 Are you, um... singing? 548 00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:35,320 Yeah. 549 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:37,320 Right. 550 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,900 Okay. Well, when you're done with... 551 00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:41,780 It's lovely, but when you're done with... 552 00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:43,620 With all of that, do you want to meet me at the bone tree 553 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,330 so we can discuss the, you know, 554 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,700 some sort of musical exit strategy? 555 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:48,710 Sounds good. 556 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:53,250 Okay, just... go back to... 557 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:55,550 Okay. 559 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,180 ? When I'm with The Doom Patrol ? 560 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,550 ? Every day's Immortimas ? 561 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,440 ? Life's out of control But I want more than this ? 562 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,820 ? Am I still unfulfilled? ? 563 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,650 ? I'm caught in a spell ? 564 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:19,610 ? My own musical hell! ? 566 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,700 Oh, dude! 567 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,530 What the hell are you doing, man? 568 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,200 What's it look like? 569 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:33,090 I just wanna feel the wind on my dick while I still can. 570 00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:36,050 I gotta be interrupted by someone singing 571 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,170 a fucking power ballad. 572 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:40,340 Whoa! 573 00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:45,390 Oh, wait. Not done. 574 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:51,060 ? Can I have it all here? ? 575 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,810 ? Be content With all I've got ? 576 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:59,160 ? Maybe here, maybe not ? 577 00:30:59,230 --> 00:31:03,070 ? I need to face the future ? 578 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:08,040 ? I must chart a path Taking a step forward ? 579 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:15,340 ? Am I going back? Can I be the hero ? 580 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:19,920 ? Different from before? ? 581 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:25,100 ? Without him am I a zero? ? 582 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:27,520 ? How can I be sure-- ? 583 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,940 -Vic? 584 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:32,940 You all right? 586 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,640 I don't know. 587 00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,030 Okay. 588 00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:51,740 -You're taking this remarkably well. 589 00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:54,960 Yeah, I guess I'm just used to being ripped out of realities. 591 00:31:58,130 --> 00:32:01,970 So, about our duet... 592 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:02,970 Yeah? 593 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,300 -I think you're great. -Me too. 594 00:32:06,430 --> 00:32:08,390 -For you, I mean. -Sure. 595 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,560 What I mean is... 596 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,850 Well, now that I have my memories back, 597 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:17,480 it's not just me in this body anymore. 598 00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:21,450 I'm just a bit all over the place right now. 599 00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:27,330 Totally. Totally! Yeah, I get it. We're good. 600 00:32:27,410 --> 00:32:29,200 -Really? -Uh-huh! 601 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,490 Okay. 603 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,680 What's this? 604 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:56,850 Some sort of holiday role play? Kinky, I'm in. 605 00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:00,030 -So shall I unwrap you or-- -Please don't. 606 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,610 We need to talk. 607 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:05,480 Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me 608 00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:07,860 in a mummy costume? Why? 609 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,700 Do you not want me to meet your family? 610 00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:12,200 No, no. I want you to meet them. 611 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:16,000 This is who I really am. 612 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,750 And you, you're Mr. 104, the Combustible Man, 613 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,380 who can change into any element on the periodic table. 614 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,420 -Remember? 615 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:29,640 Oh, right. I remember. 616 00:33:30,890 --> 00:33:33,100 I was wondering why my name was 104. 617 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:37,810 And, so what? How does this change anything? 618 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,560 I'd still love to meet your family. 619 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:41,860 Seriously? 620 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,030 No, no. We need to find a way 621 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,700 to escape Isabel's psychotic witchery. 622 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:49,450 But we're safe here. 623 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,410 I'm not about to blow up, 624 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,660 and I'm assuming you're not some radioactive purple man under there? 625 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,620 Stop! It's too dangerous. 626 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,580 That's exactly it, Larry. 627 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,120 We're not in danger here. 628 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:00,870 Hey... 629 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,880 we said we would find another way. 630 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,460 Maybe another way found us. 631 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:10,550 -Don't you want to be together? I do. 632 00:34:10,630 --> 00:34:13,720 I do. Just... not like this. 633 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,640 Not in a fake world. 634 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,510 Fake for whom? It's perfect here. 637 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,940 ? I thought My days were numbered ? 638 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:36,240 ? With my fragile constitution You brought me back to life ? 639 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:39,290 ? Looks like You were my solution ? 640 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:42,370 ? So what if The world's a stage ? 641 00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:45,800 ? Let's be the stars And break through ? 642 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,550 ? It's not enough For me ? 643 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:52,090 ? Is Immortimas Enough for you? ? 644 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,640 ? Our bond is stronger Than anything ? 645 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,720 ? Covalent or ionic ? 646 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,640 ? But if I turn radioactive It could be catastrophic ? 647 00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:04,730 ? This world's A work of fiction ? 648 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:07,980 ? I've lied In relationships before ? 649 00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:10,990 ? This ain't real life ? 650 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,320 ? There are dangers here We can't ignore ? 651 00:35:14,410 --> 00:35:17,370 ? Out there's Where danger lies ? 652 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,500 ? Remember we're unstable ? 653 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:24,080 ? Dream with me a bit longer ? 654 00:35:24,170 --> 00:35:27,630 ? Cue the periodic table ? ? We used to be experiments ? 656 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,350 ? The past is now irrelevant ? 657 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:48,570 ? Cause we've got All the elements of love ? 658 00:35:48,690 --> 00:35:51,940 ? So Immortus is benevolent ? 659 00:35:52,030 --> 00:35:54,870 ? But we've got Just the temperament ? 660 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:58,040 ? Our chemistry is evident ? 661 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:04,000 ? It's the elements of love ? 663 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,210 ? You led me To a brighter day ? 664 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:10,920 ? We're good as gold If we just stay ? 665 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:12,470 ? Zinc of All the things we'd do ? 666 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:17,010 ? In my chemical romance With you ? 667 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,600 ? We used to be experiments ? 668 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:26,570 ? The past is now irrelevant ? 669 00:36:26,690 --> 00:36:31,650 ? 'Cause we've got All the elements of love ? 670 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:36,080 ? So Immortus is benevolent ? 671 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,080 ? But we've got Just the temperament ? 672 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,120 ? Our chemistry is evident ? 673 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:49,370 ? It's the elements of love ? 676 00:36:57,630 --> 00:37:00,340 Okay, we'll stay. 677 00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:05,810 All I wanted was to be beloved, Niles. 679 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,150 And now look at me, I'm a monster. 684 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:30,340 Why did you let me leave 685 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,130 when you were telling everyone else about all this? 686 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:35,720 You looked so happy. 687 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,890 I didn't wanna... ruin your perfect day... 688 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,100 again. 689 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,770 Thank you. 690 00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:49,310 If we're being totally honest with one another, 691 00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:51,850 I don't... 692 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,980 care that this is all fake. 693 00:37:54,110 --> 00:37:56,530 You don't care that we live in a world 694 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:57,820 where at any given moment, 695 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,820 everyone might burst out into song 696 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:02,910 about the Midwest or... worse. 697 00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:05,160 -A clam bake? 698 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:11,250 I don't want to be a monster anymore. 699 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,500 Rita. 700 00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:21,260 You were never a monster to me. 701 00:38:23,350 --> 00:38:26,940 That's because in this friendship, 702 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,360 you're the monster. 703 00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:40,450 Fuck it. 706 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:45,700 Hello? 707 00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:46,860 Hey, kiddo! 708 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,700 Clara! 709 00:38:48,790 --> 00:38:51,670 -Happy Immortimas! -Happy Immortimas Day, Dad. 711 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,260 -Rory says, "Hi," too. -Aw! 712 00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:02,720 So, um... is everything good over there? 713 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,380 Everything's amazing. 714 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,180 You know, we wish we could be with you. 715 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,390 No, no, no, no. You sound amazing. 717 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:13,480 Okay, give Rory a big kiss for me. 718 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,440 -Love you, sweetie. -Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus. 719 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,230 Praise Immortus. 721 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,530 You fleshy fuck! 723 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,410 ? I get it Immortimas sucks ? 724 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,000 ? Isabel is evil And a bit of a schmuck ? 725 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,580 ? But can I play Devil's advocate? ? 726 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:39,710 ? You're missing One component ? 727 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,590 ? Go ahead, buddy This is your moment ? 728 00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:45,380 ? What's the big deal? In here I'm real ? 729 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,930 ? I can smell And touch and taste ? 730 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:50,850 ? You'd let This body go to waste ? 731 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,680 ? I thought we changed But you're deranged ? 732 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:55,480 ? Let's get One thing straight ? 733 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,310 ? You want to stay To masturbate ? 734 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,610 ? Maybe it's a pipe dream ? 735 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,780 ? Maybe it's Xanadu ? 736 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:08,860 ? Can't you see My family doesn't need ? 737 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:12,790 ? My robot body ? 738 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:16,580 ? And me ? 739 00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:22,220 ? I will never Be the perfect dad ? 740 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:25,550 ? Is wanting to protect them From you so bad? ? 741 00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:29,760 ? What about me Pop-pop? ? 742 00:40:29,850 --> 00:40:32,480 ? Your favorite friend? ? 743 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:38,310 ? I'll stay a baby forever If this doesn't end ? 744 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,610 ? Maybe it's A pipe dream ? 745 00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:43,820 ? Maybe it's Xanadu ? 746 00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:47,190 ? Isn't it nice to see What life could be ? 747 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,820 ? Without my robot body ? 748 00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:57,420 ? And me ? 751 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,840 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 752 00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:09,140 Okay, what's the plan? 753 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:10,430 I can't believe she's actually here. 754 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,390 Well, of course she's fucking here. 755 00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,100 I told you she'd come. There's no time. 756 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,470 Okay. What are we gonna do? 757 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,690 Drown her. Poison her. 758 00:41:17,770 --> 00:41:20,020 -Turn her into boron. -Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home. 759 00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:21,690 Who wants deviled eggs? 760 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,980 -Hit her over the head with some ham. -Poison her. 761 00:41:24,070 --> 00:41:25,950 But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham. 762 00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:28,070 -Give her so much ham, she explodes. -Okay, no more bullshit! 763 00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:30,360 Isabel is here. 764 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:33,700 Where do you stand? Stay or go. 765 00:41:33,790 --> 00:41:35,130 -Stay! -Go! 766 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,830 Okay. And I'm a go. 767 00:41:36,910 --> 00:41:40,910 All right. That was slightly less unified than I'd expected. 769 00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,260 Wait! 770 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,560 We all know we're in some sort of fabricated existence here, 771 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,560 whether we want to stay or leave. 772 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,060 Whatever our differences, there is an almighty god at our front door. 773 00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:02,820 A spiteful god who didn't think twice 774 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:05,400 of turning her most ardent worshippers into dust. 775 00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:06,780 So, let's just take a breath. 777 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,570 She said... 778 00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:13,750 All we need to do is get through dinner. 779 00:42:13,870 --> 00:42:18,000 So, just shut your pie holes and put on a happy face. Hmm? 780 00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:22,960 Hmm? 782 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:33,970 Hello! I'm here! Where's my ham? 784 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:40,020 Oh! I didn't know there was a theme. 785 00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:50,450 My goodness, this all looks divine! 786 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:54,040 Sit. 788 00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:57,950 Now, let's see. 789 00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,500 Shall we start the festivities 790 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,460 with a little Immortimas spirit? 791 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,210 How about we go around the table 792 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:07,340 and share what we're all grateful for? Hmm? 793 00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:10,140 I'll go first. 794 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,050 I'm grateful for... me. 795 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:17,850 Oh, this is fun. 797 00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:20,650 Who's next? 798 00:43:20,730 --> 00:43:22,020 Mister Mummy Man? 799 00:43:22,810 --> 00:43:24,310 Uh... 800 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,490 Well, um, I guess I'm grateful to be here with my family, 801 00:43:28,570 --> 00:43:30,490 and to introduce them all to my boyfriend. 802 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:34,240 How sweet. And? 803 00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:38,240 -And... and for the-- 804 00:43:38,330 --> 00:43:40,670 The pleasure of worshipping you, Isabel. 805 00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:43,080 Immortus! 807 00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:52,430 Yeah. 808 00:43:52,510 --> 00:43:53,890 Okay. 809 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:55,510 Can someone pass the ham? 811 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:01,850 Who's next? 813 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,530 Okay, I'll go next. 815 00:44:11,030 --> 00:44:12,740 Uh, Immortus, 816 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:16,780 I am grateful that you were there for me in my time of need. 817 00:44:16,870 --> 00:44:20,000 I needed to do a giant pish, 818 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,040 and you provided a wipe 819 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,870 -for me to freshen up my fufu. Mm-mm. 820 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,840 And for that, I thank you. 821 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:32,210 Except that this is Immortimas Day, 822 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,050 and you couldn't possibly know that, Rouge, 823 00:44:34,170 --> 00:44:37,510 because there only is Immortimas Day. 824 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:42,550 Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot, this world isn't real. 825 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,310 Now you should know it was super easy to figure that out 826 00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:47,480 because you didn't even try to hide 827 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,610 that this is an alternate reality, 828 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:52,570 or maybe you just suck at this. 830 00:44:58,030 --> 00:45:01,620 Don't you all agree Rouge is the ultimate party pooper? 832 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:07,380 Don't you agree? 833 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,550 Yes, uh-huh. 834 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:10,800 Smelled that shit from over here. 835 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,300 Yeah. Party pooper. 836 00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,670 Now, my question was, 837 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:17,850 what are you grateful for? 839 00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:25,190 Sing out, Louise! 841 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,440 I have something to say! 842 00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,900 Uh, because Immortus, 843 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:38,230 I have so much to thank you for. 844 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,780 Lovely. Proceed. 845 00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:46,790 We are all grateful for you, because without you, 846 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:50,040 we would not be the incredible people at this table. 847 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:53,840 I have to admit you've been a role model to me. 848 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,300 You've taught me what it means to be... an icon and a hero. 849 00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:02,230 Thank you, Rita. 850 00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:04,680 -Who's next-- -I'm not done. 851 00:46:04,810 --> 00:46:10,070 Your need for constant attention and adulation is inspiring. 852 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:12,440 Your hunger for perfection... 853 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,150 ...although a hopeless endeavor, 854 00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:18,820 is almost as impressive as your lack of self-awareness. 855 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:22,200 And finally, and this is what I do admire most, 856 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:27,240 your ability to be an even bigger narcissist than I could ever be. 857 00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:30,540 You think you're all powerful? You think you're all knowing? 858 00:46:30,670 --> 00:46:33,420 Well, I know you because I was you. 859 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:36,500 And I don't want to be you anymore. 860 00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:39,840 It is a sad, lonely, pathetic existence. 861 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,640 Oh. 863 00:46:50,730 --> 00:46:55,030 I see. And do you all agree? 864 00:46:55,110 --> 00:46:58,240 Absolutely not! 865 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,030 Praise Immortus! 866 00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:03,700 We all love you. 867 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:06,320 -And Immortimas Day! 868 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:09,000 That's not what Rita means. 869 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,540 She's just tired. 870 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:12,460 That's just... It's the ham fumes. 871 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,710 -You know how it is. -Yeah. Yeah. 872 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:18,630 Actually, I agree with Rita. 873 00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:21,710 -What the fuck? Dude, let her speak. 874 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,760 I'm not sure this is what I want anymore. 875 00:47:26,550 --> 00:47:29,390 Immortimas is just another prison. 876 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,480 It's another lie. 877 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,060 And I'm done lying to myself. 878 00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:38,900 I'm 100 years old, for God's sake, and I'm still hiding. 879 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:42,490 I have never lived out in the real world. 880 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:46,030 I can't lock myself away anymore. 881 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,410 I need to go. 882 00:47:53,290 --> 00:47:54,500 Then I'll go with you. 883 00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:56,500 What? 884 00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:59,170 So, that's three votes to leave Immortimas. 885 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:03,250 No, no, no, no, no. That... that's not what she means. 886 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:06,550 Dorothy loves Immortimas Day. 887 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,140 And-- Who... who is this? 889 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:16,940 I'm just saying that... I thought I found a new adventure here. 890 00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:19,530 A new experience. 891 00:48:20,610 --> 00:48:21,900 Clearly I was wrong. 892 00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:25,160 If I'm going to be a hero in the real world, 893 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,950 I need to see the real world. 894 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,610 No, come on. 895 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,790 Can't a... a human man catch a break? 896 00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:38,130 I mean, she's not even with us. 897 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:39,170 What is your name? 898 00:48:39,290 --> 00:48:40,790 I really wanted to stay here. 899 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,670 It's about as perfect as perfect can be. 900 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:47,220 Finally, someone saying the things that we all are thinking. 901 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:50,970 -But if I'm being honest with myself... -Fuck me. 902 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:54,480 It's another story being written for me. 903 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,150 -You were right all along. 904 00:48:56,230 --> 00:48:58,320 I don't want to live in a fake world either. 905 00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,690 How can I know what I truly want, 906 00:48:59,810 --> 00:49:03,310 when people keep rewriting my backstory? 907 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,150 How can I trust my feelings when I don't even know who I am? 908 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,950 I need to write my own story for once. 909 00:49:10,870 --> 00:49:12,410 You wanna leave? 910 00:49:12,490 --> 00:49:14,990 But you said... 911 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,160 I don't want you to leave. 912 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,080 He's not with us either. 913 00:49:20,170 --> 00:49:22,510 That's four votes. 914 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,390 And I'm five. 916 00:49:31,850 --> 00:49:34,980 So basically what we're trying to say is fuck you 917 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:36,520 and fuck Immortimas. 932 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,600 Move. 935 00:50:40,330 --> 00:50:44,920 ? I fix all your problems And what do you do? ? 936 00:50:45,050 --> 00:50:47,760 ? You find a way to break out ? 937 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,760 ? And make it all about you ? 938 00:50:56,770 --> 00:50:59,480 ? Was it really so hard ? 939 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:06,270 ? To give me All your love and devotion ? 940 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,400 ? I could have Chosen the timeline ? 941 00:51:09,490 --> 00:51:14,790 ? That featured lotion ? 942 00:51:14,910 --> 00:51:19,120 -? You're all doomed! ? -? Doomed! ? 943 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:23,340 ? Sorry not sorry To break the bad news ? 944 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:29,970 -? Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ? -? Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ? 945 00:51:30,050 --> 00:51:32,390 ? Doomed! Doomed! ? 946 00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:36,770 ? Aw, you think you've won? Yeah, you think I'm done? ? 947 00:51:36,850 --> 00:51:39,310 ? Think again The age of Immortus ? 948 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:41,810 ? Has just begun ? 949 00:51:42,690 --> 00:51:44,320 What are you gonna do, kill us? 950 00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:48,020 I don't have to. 951 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:53,360 ? 'Cause you're all doomed ? 952 00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:57,660 ? Sorry not sorry To break the bad news ? 953 00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:01,830 -? Doomed! Doomed! ? -? Doomed! Doomed! ? 954 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,330 ? You're about to blow My dude ? 955 00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:10,840 ? You're all doomed ? 963 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,860 Son of a bitch. 59886

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