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Look, boys. Do you know what this is?

With a baby face like yours,

you'll never be taken seriously in this world.

Facial hair shows that you have testosterone.

And to be successful, you need to have testosterone. You got that?

- Yeah. - Exactly.

You're gonna have to make sure you look masculine, like I do, yeah?

- What you laughin' at, huh? - No, no, nothin'... Ha!

Ignore her, boys, yeah?

- Are you lot still virgins? - No, man.

It's all right if you are.

Nothin' to be ashamed about. I can just tell, that's all, yeah?

And girls... girls can tell too.

I mean, before I grew this tache, I never got dates.

Never. And now,

she can't keep her hands off me. Eh?

So sexy, so manly.

- The more hair the better. - Get me?

That's what I'm talking about.

Great.

Calm. Hey. Enjoy it, yeah?

Let's see it.

"She can't keep her hands off me," yeah?

I see that twinkle in your eye, girl.

At that stupid tache you've got!

- All right? - Have one.

- Thank you. - Mmm! Thank you.

Mmm! So good.

You all right?

Oof!

Baba. On the way, three minutes, yeah?

On the way? You're standing across the road, man.

I can see you standing there.

Come on now. I've got three orders waiting.

Hurry up. What you doing there?

Yes, Dad. I'm coming right now, okay? Can't you see? I'm nearly there.

I'm coming, calm down.

Always the same shit, man. C'mon!

Why the fuck you guys always yell like that?

Hey.

Five o'clock's five o'clock, yeah? And we don't support that place.

Ubut has lost his house and his bakery 'cause of them!

Yeah, but I didn't spend any money there, did I? I was just lookin'.

- Is this one ready? - Yeah, yeah, it's getting cold.

And when you gonna take the dust catchers off the wall?

It gives me asthma. Dry eyes and shit.

- Hey, lanky! - Hey, Bertha.

It won't work out for Ajax this year.

- That Ten Hag, he's no good. - Amir! It's gone cold. Hurry up!

Yallah!

- Aaah! - Go careful, yeah?

And watch the road!

Oh, my God! Watch where you're going!

Eh? It was her, not me.

Yeah, okay, now go! It's getting cold!

- How's it going? - Hey, Amir! See ya later.

Soon!

- Ajax! - Ajax!

- Hey! Watch out! - Yeah?

- Yeah. - You watch out!

You gotta move out the way!

You know how it is, I gotta get there.

- What else can I do? - But it's a one-way street.

I'm not taking it like that. Look at it! Look at it!

I'm telling ya, it's gonna work. Trust me.

You'll double your money in two weeks. I promise you, man.

- Hey, Jetty! - Hey, Amir!

See you later.

- Hey, Amir! - Whoo!

Hey!

Call me!

- Okay, tomorrow. - Burrito!

Come on, red card!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

- See ya. - Come again soon.

- Watch out! - Thank you.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, yes!

- Referee! - Ah, just look at that.

- Yellow! - Oh, Ger.

- Come on now! Yeah? - You should just calm down.

- C'mon now! Whoa! - Ajax!

- Hey... - Hey.

- Hey, Bertha. - Hey, handsome!

- That's better. - Looking good, Ger.

- Oh! - Ah! Oh!

- I hope you didn't get a ticket now, Amir. - Nah, don't worry. Got a puncture.

Hey, Dan.

You forgot the nachos. That's twice now.

You do it. I'm the cook.

Yeah. Microwave cook, yeah?

You got nothing else, dude?

That's all, uh?

Not going well, huh?

No, man. One-nil down.

Should have bought better players in the summer,

then they'd be playin' the big boys in the Champions League.

Superstars only play for themselves.

You need to have players who fight and play together.

Well, I've never seen a pile of cash score a goal.

But they have millions in the bank. They gotta buy some winners.

You're always on about your millions. You're a dropship millionaire.

Ah, he's selling beard oil to nursery kids,

so it won't take him long.

- Come on, come on. - Oh.

- Ohhhhhh! - Yeah, come on!

Ohhhhhh!

- Yeah! - Whoo! Whoo!

Yes!

Get in!

Baba.

Yeah?

Oh, for crying out loud!

I can't believe it!

- What is it? - They went and sold it. Our whole block.

- All of it for housing. - To who?

To the rats from Brownville.

What the fuck? This is nearly double what we're paying now.

- Are they allowed to? - Apparently.

Or you can choose to leave

- And get compensation. - We're not leaving. We're not.

We will not be bullied by those pieces of shit.

Goddamn it! For the love of God, get rid of all this shit!

Fuck's sake.

- Thank you, Bertha. - It's all right. Here.

That man is so stubborn.

I told him already we'll have to get out

and have to move to Zaandam or somewhere else.

This is where we grew up. It's our fuckin' home.

Awful lot has changed though.

Yeah, but not Burrito though, man.

Amir!

Is that Amir?

So, what's this shit you're selling to kids? Huh?

- Look at that. - What? What is this?

I don't know who this boy is.

Yeah, he's the one.

Give him his cash back. Now.

Jesus.

Snitch.

It says "just a few drops," yeah?

It says "use before 2005," yeah? In Chinese!

Look. Look at him!

If this rash doesn't go away, I'll sue you.

Idiot. Yallah!

So, how many boxes did you order again?

Shut up, will ya?

Brownville is a large, international fast food company.

Your contract's nearly up, so they can increase the rent.

It's outrageous. It is.

- They've got us all. - But your rent hasn't increased, has it?

No, but they'll intimidate every one of us if we just stay here.

Yeah, they're going to redevelop. And we just gotta deal with it.

And your cigar shop. You're sitting on a gold mine there.

'Cause you bought it a long time ago, yeah?

They have made inquiries, yeah.

You can't sell it to 'em, though,

'cause they'll turn it into a juice bar, won't they? Or a sports hall. Eurgh!

Now push the valve through the rim

and pull the inner tube from under the tyre.

Now put the valve with the ring back into the little tube and tighten it.

Didn't I teach you how to fix a tyre?

Now take the bucket...

Yeah, you did, but I just need a bucket of water.

Can you get one for me, Dad?

Yeah, yeah, a bucket of water. Outta the way.

- I don't need you to... - Let me do it.

What you gonna do?

Fix it.

Without water.

How you do it...

Look... is to feel...

Here, here.

Here it is. Sandpaper.

Not the whole box. Sandpaper. Take out the sandpaper.

- It's inside the box, all right? - Here. Give it here.

Look.

Hey, baba, I was thinking.

What if we gave it a little, uh, facelift?

Paint it white with fresh new colours.

A few nice plants. A cactus, new menus.

Furniture and decor.

Complete overhaul.

It could really be something.

- We're in a top location. - You tellin' me what to do?

I've been here for 35 years. I've seen people pack up and leave.

- And I'm still here. - Yeah, but there's no demand.

Just the neighbours, and they don't even pay.

They're family. They eat for free.

Let it dry, put it in, and then pump it.

- Are you listening? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't forget the nachos this time.

There are the nachos. Uh, the guacamole.

Uh, who ordered the enchilada?

- That was mine, thanks. - There we are.

Enjoy.

Can I have a glass of tap water?

Burrito.

Ah. Good man.

Oh.

Yeah, sorry.

No change.

Yeah.

Yes. Come on. Come on.

Everything is possible.

It doesn't matter where you come from, what your background is, who you are.

Anyone can become financially independent.

It's your turn. You can do it, I promise you.

Thank you, thank you very much! Shall I tell you something?

- Yes! - Yes? A story.

My father was a taxi driver.

He dreamt of having his own taxi company.

He believed in one thing.

Work really hard, save up, and work even harder.

Really hard. All night long, driving to Schiphol.

Weekends, double shifts, work, work, work, work.

After ten years, he had enough money to buy his own car. A Mercedes.

Silver.

I still see him standing there. Smiling from ear to ear.

But tired eyes.

He was knackered.

Worn out like a workhorse.

Had trouble sleeping, panic attacks.

And the first fucking night in the car, falls asleep at the wheel.

And he... crossed three lanes of traffic and goes into the back of a truck.

Don't work for money.

Let money work for you.

By building wealth, and not through the old, rotten system.

The banks? Dinosaurs!

They conspire against you with governments in backrooms.

Playing with our cash, yeah.

With your cash, with your cash, with your cash.

No, crypto. Honest, transparent, democratic.

There are teething problems for sure, yeah!

Ha! We've just seen it with the crash. That's why we are here.

So you don't have to do it all by yourselves.

And, please, don't do it.

You will lose. You will. You will fucking lose.

The only thing you have to do is join us.

Our traders do the rest

And we get you returns of one, two, sometimes three percent, I mean it.

Per fucking day. Yes!

Whoo! All right!

My father didn't live to 40.

And I was financially secure before I was 30.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Whoo-whoo-whoo!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

We're gonna change the world.

Yeah! Whoo!

He'll be here. Don't worry.

A lot of big talk.

But in the meantime...

He's still young.

He is 20.

I'd hoped we could do it together, but now I'm not sure of that at all.

Can't rely on him.

Uh,

you know he's right.

That nothing has changed here for years.

You could freshen up the place.

Maybe... give him more responsibility.

Well, you have to earn that.

And you gotta earn a living.

And this way, you're not gonna do it.

Here? Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh... Never stop.

I gotta go soon.

Ah, shit.

What is all this? What are you doing?

Eh?

Sorry, did I wake you up?

I couldn't sleep, and I was hungry. Came downstairs.

- Where did you go? - Here, baba, check this.

I got an app where we can invest in cryptocurrency.

Well, they, uh, they invest it for you,

and then you get one or two percent return per day from it.

- Per day, yeah? That's crazy! - Oh, Amir.

- Leave it. - Baba, this isn't crap.

I spoke to people who put cash into it.

If we put one thousand or two thousand euros in it,

we get enough return to be able to pay all of the rent.

But I'm not interested. Now get you to bed.

No, but, baba, listen now.

This is a real chance.

We should just try it, baba. Seriously.

If you'd work hard instead of finding all this internet shit...

That's the whole point, baba.

Don't need to work. Your cash does all the work, and you build up wealth.

What are you on about?

This here, I built it all up. This here is my wealth.

I came here with nothing to my name.

Nothing but the clothes on your back, couldn't speak the language.

- Blah, blah, blah... - You watch your mouth!

I'm just trying to do something to help save this dump, all right?

I'm just your delivery boy.

- I can do other things. - Oh yeah?

What, then?

What can you do?

Just give me a chance, and I'll show you I can, baba.

Every day, I give you a chance.

Every fucking day!

You can't even do deliveries. You're always late.

You can't ride your bike without getting a ticket.

I wish you could do more,

but you can't do anything.

You're 20. You can't even fix a bloody bike tyre!

All right, then.

Ride it yourself, then.

I quit.

Oh yeah?

If you work somewhere else, you can pay me rent. Right now, you hear?

Amir!

No, no, no, no.

No, man. Sorry.

There's nothing here for Amid El Neni.

Amir.

Uh, okay, I think there's been an error on your end.

Have you already spoken to Roy Warners, then?

Eh? Can you check it again, bro?

There is nothing to check, "bro."

Roy is in a meeting.

I'm gonna ask you to leave. Right now, okay?

You know what? I'll wait here. I know how it goes. Business, business.

Hey, man.

It's me. Yeah.

There's someone here who's having some difficulty finding the exit.

So, uh, think you can you help him?

Yeah.

Now, yeah. Okay.

Thank you.

- You'll regret that, you know. - Really?

I'm a serious investor. That is not how you treat your clients.

Gianni. Can you make a reservation at Hofman? For five, okay?

- Roy. - Yeah?

Give me one minute of your time, that's all I ask.

- Who is this? - On it. Already called security.

Listen, I saw you at the meetup,

and I felt what you said from start to finish.

Truly. Your father, my father, it...

All right, leave your telephone number, and we'll call you.

- Give me a chance. Please. - Hey. Suave, man.

Gonna think about it.

But maybe we could go for lunch?

Really, the risk with such a stop-loss is... it's minimal.

I get it, but, uh, we're gonna look at some other options. Okay?

Yeah? Thank you for your time.

- Yeah. - Good.

- Yeah, good. Good. - Yeah.

Have a good one.

Vic?

Victor.

Faka.

Amir.

Amir. You don't remember me?

I was always with your brudda, Ricardo. You must remember. East Dapperbuurt.

No?

Sorry, hi.

- Hi. - Amir.

It's nice to meet you. It really is.

Are you, uh, investing in crypto?

- That's where the money is. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

That's right.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, this is the place.

Roy's your guy. Trust me. Roy is your man.

- We'll find out, won't we? - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm. - You work here?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I work for Roy.

- I do, uh, sales. - That's right.

You're talkin' to a sales guy.

- Yeah, but you just started. - I'm the new boy.

Oh shit.

- I got it. Burrito boy. - Yeah.

You were the kid who went to hospital 'cause he shoved a marble up his nostril!

- Yeah, that kid. - Yeah, it was long ago.

- Uh? - It was a long time ago.

- Wassup, man? - Yeah, good, man. You?

Yeah? Right up your nose.

- It served me right. Yeah. - Achoo!

It's all good. Good to see you, man. How would you, uh... come for a... bite?

Hmm.

- Yeah, we haven't had lunch yet. - Great. Yeah, look, super.

Uh, you go for it, and then, uh, we'll be right with you.

- Be right with you, yeah. - Yeah? Good.

- So, bro. - Good to see you, man.

Sure, man. You must be cooking or something, man.

- Shit, you. - Have a nice day, yeah?

What the fuck you playin' at? What do you think you're doing?

- Roy. - I, uh...

This the guy that has to go?

It's okay.

Listen.

- I want a half hour with him. - Mm-hmm?

- I'll bring him in for you. - He's a really, really, really hot client.

If you fuck this, I'll sue you for everything you have.

Look, um... Mr. El Neni.

Or is, um, Omar okay?

Look, the municipality of Amsterdam wants nothing more

than to safeguard the diversity of these communities.

Hey, and most new residents seem very interested

in authentic places like this.

Um, for customers, it's all... in, uh... presentation.

And the decor, I think.

Um, light colours,

light wood, such as spruce,

And plants do very well.

Yes, so it all breathes a bit more.

The whole idea of an authentic Mexican restaurant is

that it's original.

- Yes. - And it stays that way.

- Yeah. Okay. - So...?

So, uh, where are you from again?

Egypt.

Yeah. Ahem.

What I'm trying to say is that a modern interior...

- Two burrito deluxe. - Yeah.

I can pour a beer myself, Omar.

Yeah.

Bye.

Hey! Mind out!

In 200 metres, turn right.

In 200 metres, turn right.

- Continue straight. - Come on.

Continue straight.

CURTAIN SPECIALIST

ARTISAN PIZZAS COMING SOON

Danny, I was thinking, uh, more light,

brighten... the walls.

Uh, more plants and so on and...

And you, Danny, have any thoughts, ideas for the menu?

Vegetarian seems to be a thing.

- Yeah. - You see it more and more.

Good. Think it over.

I'll make a list.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Danny.

We'll do it together.

We're gonna succeed. You and I.

You've been working here for four years, man.

You deserve to be given... responsibility.

Well, uh, thanks.

Sure, man.

Yeah.

- For God's sake, what is this, man? - Here, come. I'll fix it.

I think it... comes out of that faucet there and...

Let... let me grab a mop.

- We're doing well. - Mm-hmm.

We have money to invest.

So I thought I'd invest in crypto.

But then Bitcoin crashed, so, uh...

I'm looking for something steady,

Long term. Or property, you know?

I get where you're coming from, yeah. You want, uh, security, right?

I get it.

- Are you still in Ooststraat, then? - Uh, no.

- No? - Not anymore.

Mum's still there.

Yeah, I see her sometimes, man. Supermarket. Lovely lady.

- Where she live again? - Eerste Oosterparkstraat.

Oh yeah, I knew that. Three floors up with that balcony on the corner.

- How d'ya know that? - I've been there lots.

- That's tough for your mum. - Hmm.

I remember the stairs. There's no lift there.

How old is she?

- Well she's getting on now. - My dad too, man. Mmm.

See it every day.

He works too hard.

Know what I think, bro?

Yeah, you can go for the investments, but that takes too long.

If you invest, what, 80, 90K... right now, you'll get that anyway with your streams,

you'll have a house for your mum within four months.

Easy. Ground floor, outside space. Four months, yeah?

Yeah, and I already told you, babe.

She's not coming to live with us.

- Hmm. - I love her very much, but no way.

Don't get me wrong. Long term's important. It is.

But life is short. You have to take risks.

Think of our parents. I mean, they came here for us.

That's the whole reason we're here now, isn't it?

Your mum, my dad.

Time to give it back, man.

She'd cry with joy, you know?

Let's try for three months, okay?

Sure, okay. Yeah. Whatever you like.

Yeah? We have a deal?

Cheers.

- Welcome to crypto. - Chin, chin.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- See you soon. - Burrito!

Thank you.

Okay, Amir.

80K you brought in.

Told you.

This guy...

- He's got balls, man. - Yeah.

You're gonna be useful, you know?

Here.

First bonus.

So, am I coming back?

- Tomorrow, 9:00 a.m. - Wear something else, okay?

Whoo!

A little loan from the bank for the kitchen should work.

And the rest, keep simple.

But listen, Omar, you can do it all by yourself.

- Yeah. - It's cheaper, yeah?

And it will take longer.

Do the woodwork too. It'll need a lot of sanding.

You'll have to close for a bit.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

But it has to keep the Burrito atmosphere.

- Too right. - Yeah, that's fundamental.

- Don't change too much. - Oh, no.

Cheers, bruv. Yeah, laters.

Oh...

- Ahhh... Hey, yo, suckers! How's it going? - Hey, Lanky!

- Hey. - Huh?

- Uh, where'd you get that? - What, this?

Yeah. That suit's mine.

I borrowed it.

Needed it. Had a meeting.

- Oh. - A meeting?

What meeting? A crypto startup. Crypcore Capital.

- Ooh, fancy... - Got a job straight off.

- Ah! - Won 'em all over.

Hired me on the spot.

Amir, what kind of startup?

Crypcore Capital, Bertha. It's a platform where you invest in crypto.

Build up capital.

But what you gonna do, Tache?

Sales.

I'm the sales guy.

- What? - Nothing.

You do that. Have your fun. Yep.

Sales guy!

Your rent. You're the boss.

That's right.

Earned in one day.

Ger. Huh?

Hey, boss. I made that list you wanted. Some ideas I... thought I'd check with you.

That's a good lad.

What's this?

Wow.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gone for one day and you go nuts?

Yeah.

- Furniture, cactus, all this? - Yeah, make it nice, man, like you said.

- New kitchen. - Yeah.

Hmm. That's great.

Fucking great.

You don't work here anymore.

Bizarre. What a pile of cash, huh?

Are you gonna finish at Burrito, then?

He only lets me deliver.

And I'm on good money now. You saw that bonus, didn't you?

If I wanted, I could pay Burrito's rent myself.

So, you're a grown-up now, Amir?

You said it.

Watch me.

Get myself a trophy wife.

Get jealous, girl, watch me. You know it's true, Ima.

- You will, Ima. - Amir El Neni.

If this is drug money, I'll personally take you to the police. Have you got that?

It's good, baba.

This man would rather think I'm a criminal than I can do something.

Fuck it. I don't need him.

- But Bitcoin went down. - Yeah.

And, I mean, I almost got into it, and then...

You don't wanna do that yourself, man.

Huh? We put everyone's investments together in one lump.

It's now 12.4 or something.

Traders, they buy and sell all day, right? Huh?

Customer wins, we get a nice fee. Happy days. Hey, guys.

Nice job, boys, uh?

They're good. Traders. Albeit fucking awkward.

12.4 million?

Yeah, man. That's nothing.

We'll get to the twenties. Mainly target young people, yeah?

Pop stars, uh, pro footballers, influencers.

Young, rich kids with lots of followers.

- Happy? - Yeah. Like Suave.

Yeah. Precisely.

And if they're hyped, you get the whole generation.

They finally understand that hard work is taxed,

but wealth is not. They just get it.

The government takes it, Amir. It's fucked up.

- Uh-huh. - Coming?

Look, the point is,

cash can work for you, and you have time for the important things in life.

No way! Oh, fuck your fucking smash!

C'mon.

- Play table tennis? - Rematch, rematch, rematch!

- Oh, my special paddle! - This time, this time!

Hey! What'd I tell you, man?

I've got it.

Can we do three?

Hey, Roy. Three.

Y'know what I'm thinking? Three's good, but for your family's sake,

then five is your absolute minimum, all right?

But it doesn't just happen. Just like Amir here, you have to jump.

Do you dare to do that?

Do you dare to do that?

Bam!

Hmm, that looks gross.

It's where the big money is. Trust me. Roy's got it all figured out.

It's his vision that'll let us all hit the big time.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Whoo!

Whoa!

Hey!

What the fuck?

- Oh-ho! Your butt is white, man. - Hey, that... that's body-shaming!

- Looks really good though. - You can't do that!

What you doing? Get off me, man!

- Pussy! - Fuck, man.

And he's so stubborn, I'm telling you, man!

He only ever lets me deliver. All I do is ride my bike!

- I'm his son, you know? - Fuck him. Fuck him.

I mean, hey, respect for your dad, but fuck him.

Detach yourself, Amir.

You have to do your own shit. Eh?

You're doing well. Yeah?

You should be proud.

He should be proud of you.

If he's not, fuck him.

And fuck his whole generation. They've put us in a deep hole.

And we're gonna do things differently.

We don't need 'em. They know that damn well.

They're scared shitless, and the banks are stressing over crypto.

- How so? - Well, they freeze accounts.

All because they're afraid they won't be needed anymore.

They're all afraid, so I can't pay my clients their return.

Blocked accounts.

If I can help, let me know.

Thanks, man. No, no.

Really?

Listen, I'm right and you know it. You know it, both of you.

You don't understand at all.

- Okay. What's he on about? - Yeah, he can think that.

- Sure thing, yeah. - You like...

Guys like you give crypto a bad name.

- Oh yeah? - What was that you just said?

Shut your mouth, man.

Read The Bitcoin Standard, okay?

Are you guys aware of the philosophy behind crypto?

No? Its influence on the monetary system?

Huh, didn't think so.

- You guys just wanna get rich, don't you? - Hey, friend, who are you?

Huh?

You are in my house.

Huh? Drinking my drink, talking to my friends,

having a good time. And I'm a profiteer? Wow.

Bit hypocritical?

Fucking clown!

Whatever. Idiots.

- Oh! Come here. - Hey!

- Hold on. - Hey, get off!

Get off...

Wham!

And now get the hell out of my fucking house!

LOAN APPLICATION REJECTED

I'll do another coat, nice and thick.

- Undiluted. That'll do it. - Yeah.

- Hey, Dan. - Hey, man.

Do it.

Hey, Danny.

- Hey, Dan, uh... - Yeah?

I changed my mind. We'll stick with the old kitchen.

The restaurant looks much better now and, uh,

we shouldn't take too many steps at once, you know?

- But I thought you said... - I know what I said.

But I've changed my mind and that's that. Yeah?

Was the loan rejected?

- And the buffer...? - We're not gonna touch any of that.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

- Hello. Morning. - Good morning.

- What the hell are you doing? - Sorry?

Why are you building a scaffolding, uh,

that... that... that... this thing here in front of my restaurant?

- This is for cleaning and renovation. - What?

For cleaning and renovation.

You hear that?

What's going on?

Cleaning and renovation.

- Welcome to Brownville. - Yeah, hello?

To help us help you, please select an option from the following menu.

Press one for private equity. Press two for real estate.

Press three if you would like to speak...

Oh, come on!

- Yeah, Amir? - Hey. Hey, Roy.

Uh, do you have it?

I've got it now, but you didn't send an account number with it,

so, uh, I don't really know who to send it to. Can you give it me?

Oh shit. Okay, um, I'll send it over now.

Yeah, okay. Cool.

- What the fuck is that noise, man? - Yeah, they're renovating or something.

Sucks.

- Yeah - Uh, yes. You've got it now.

Oh yeah. I see it.

It's a foreign number this time, so it looks different.

- Ah, okay. Got it - Yeah? Okay.

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Hey, I put your bonus in your wallet.

Yeah, thanks, man. Top. Hey, good luck there, yeah?

- Ciao, man. Bye. - Yo.

Right.

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BANK ACCOUNT

Okay.

- Yeah, that's 1.9 percent. - Really?

- Yeah. - That's all profit.

- Wow. - Thanks, Danny.

Yeah, I get crazy bonuses.

- Oh, yeah. - All right?

Yeah, thanks.

And that all goes in your pocket?

Can't you cash it in?

What? Yeah, of course, but you have to leave it in there.

- Hey, Dan, what's with the scaffolding? - Yeah, it's annoying.

You can say that again.

I don't understand.

I think I've linked my... the account up...

Yeah, good. You can deposit now, and the returns'll come.

But you can also reinvest your return.

How do you know that?

Hmm?

Jesus, Bertha!

Hey, give it back!

You got a lot of money. Where'd you get that?

Oh, never mind that.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh, for God's sake, come on now. I just put all my money in there.

Yeah. Okay, so I took the compensation.

- That's in there too. - What?

- What?! - Shh! Give me a break.

Come on, don't be like that.

I can get me a nice new-build apartment in Duivendrecht.

- Duivendrecht? - With a lift.

Yeah.

With this compensation, I will never have to work again.

So I'd be crazy if I didn't do it.

You were gonna sue the Brownville guys though, Bertha.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Brownville... Well, they... You know what Ans and Ger were offered

for the house and the cigar shop?

No?

It's gonna be more than half a million. So they're going as well.

Mm.

Uh... uh, but... damn.

If you're all gonna leave, who's gonna come here every evening?

It's... it's really nice in here now.

Other people will come.

It's awful weather out there. Pouring.

Hey.

You gonna stay and watch Ajax?

No, I got a work thing.

An event.

Oh.

- You know there's a tear in that jacket? - Yeah, yeah. I know.

Why you doing this, baba?

It's hopeless, really.

You are working yourself to death.

'Cause I have to do it all on my own.

- What do you want from me? I got a job. - You didn't lift a finger, did you, huh?

- During the whole renovation. - You serious? Is that it?

That is it, yeah!

I want a son who fights for us, for our house.

This here, for... for... for... for our life. Our restaurant that I built from scratch.

- Ours? - Yeah, ours, yeah.

Burrito is done, baba. Accept it.

Take the compensation, like Bertha has done. Let it go, please.

Yeah. She took the money. Didn't you know that?

Plus, Ans and Ger are selling out, too, and I'll be getting my own apartment soon.

You'll be left here all on your own!

I gotta go.

Whoa! Yeah!

Oh-oh-oh!

Whoa, whoa!

Great, huh? Hey, it's an open bar downstairs.

Open bar all night. Yallah, come on.

That's Roy. That's Roy.

That's Roy.

Look. See? Let's go, go, go. Roy!

Come on! You know you want to!

Amir, my man! Hey, hey, hey! Where were you?

Mmmwah. I missed you, man. Where'd you get to? Huh?

This is, uh... this is Ima. Ima, Roy.

- Hello. Roy. - Ima.

This man here, he's my kid brother, yeah?

Lanky kid brother, though. Ha! Is this your girl or what? Huh?

No?

No, just friends.

Hot! Just kidding, but you're cute.

Hey.

If we carry on like this, we're gonna earn 20 million this year.

When that happens, we'll go international.

Believe me. Hey, wanna open a place like this in London?

- Yeah, too right. - Yeah?

- Too right, too right! - Eh?

Eh? Mouth open, eyes closed.

- Huh? - Ever sucked cock?

Just kidding. Open.

Close.

Uh...

Yeah. Swallow. Swallow.

Yessss.

Enjoy, my friend.

What the fuck you doing?

Having fun.

- You should consider it. - I'm not so sure.

- Bert. - What? Huh?

Have you taken the Brownville payout?

Have you?

Uh...

Bertha!

You didn't?

Yeah, well... uh...

Unbelievable. And you?

- Uh, they did make us a really good offer. - But we haven't decided yet.

Oh.

Bunch of cowards.

You come here for free drinks,

and the first bag of cash you see, you're gone.

Now get out.

Come on.

- Now! - Oh! Shit.

- Omar, take it easy. - Are you...

are you with me? Or...

- If you act like that, I'll go now. - All right. Out.

Family.

Who... I mean, who journeys all the way from Egypt to the Netherlands

to run a Mexican restaurant? Who...

who does that, huh? Who?

Who does that? Do you ever eat a burrito?

Hey!

What are you doing?

Are you all right?

No. Go ahead, guys. Go on.

In 200 meters, turn right.

Come on, sweetheart.

Come on, son. Come on.

Let's go!

Hey! Hey!

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

- No, no, no! - Okay, okay, okay.

Are you ready for the night of your life?

The after-party is in

Monaco!

- Whoo! - That's sick!

Come on! Come on!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Ahhh!

Welcome, boys!

Welcome!

Cold one for me there.

Oh, fuck me!

Welcome on board this one-one-niner to Monaco!

Come on!

I want to remind everybody that there's no fucking on the plane.

No fucking on the plane, all right?

AMIR! CALL ME!

Please take a moment to have a drink before takeoff.

Thank you very much. And who wants to see my party trick?

Stop, stop, stop!

- Roy, stop. - Yeah, come on!

- Stop! Stop, stop! - Would you like the weather forecast?

- Stop, stop, stop. - Hey!

- Easy. What's wrong? - I need to get out.

Hey, Amir, relax.

- Stop the fucking plane now! - Amir! Hey!

We're going! Yeah? We're going. Go sit.

Easy.

- No... - Hey!

Stop the plane now!

- Hey! - Stop the plane now!

Hey! Wait!

Fuck. Amir. Amir! What the fuck?

Hey! Amir!

Come on, come here!

Hey! Hey, Amir! Amir, come on, man!

Amir, what the fuck you doing?

Amir!

Dan.

Dan.

Hey.

Hey.

He's through there.

He's lucky, you know?

Okay.

Get some sleep.

Yeah.

- Thanks. - No worries.

Hey, baba.

Hey.

It's okay.

Sorry. I'm afraid you have to go now.

He's my father.

You can come back tomorrow.

Hey.

Let me do it.

I can do it.

You're gonna open it with one hand?

Yallah, come, let me do it.

There you go, sir.

Thank you.

How is he?

Asleep.

They wanna keep him here.

Run a few tests. Internal bleeding and all that shit.

Mm-hmm.

And, uh,

Burrito? Closing or...?

No.

What still needs to be done?

Bit of woodwork.

Also got the lighting and fix a new kitchen.

Okay.

But the loan got rejected.

- So, yeah. - So, did baba go for a loan, then?

Yeah.

I think there was also a buffer, but he didn't wanna go there.

He lets all his assets depreciate.

Mm.

Okay.

If you let me know everything he wanted to do with the place, I'll sort it, yeah?

Okay.

Cash not a problem.

I'll do it how he wants it.

Okay.

- Gonna give me any of that or what? - Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Get it down you.

- Oh my God... - What?

Eurgh. You're a cook, man. How can you eat this?

- Mm. Too much smoking. - Eurgh.

Everything tastes like fags now, yeah?

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There.

They're from Ans and Ger. And from Bertha.

- Really? - Yes.

Am I nuts?

No. You're not nuts.

- But you're... - Stubborn.

...sentimental.

Yeah, that too, yeah.

If Burrito shuts down...

what've I got?

- You have a son... - Who hates me.

He's condescending.

That is not true.

That's not true at all.

Look at that.

Nice, eh? Yeah, right.

Yeah, nice cooker.

Top of the range. RVS 304.

- Good stuff. - Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pricey though, eh?

- We'll do instalments. - Got it?

- Yes. - Oh, guys!

The three of us, we'll manage.

- Watch your back. - Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Ger, this is it, the RVS.

- Yeah, it's good. - Hey, Dan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just here.

- Careful. - Oh!

Dan, watch out, man.

Sorry! Yeah. A little to the left.

- Please watch out. - Wait. Here, the corner is... yeah.

Hey. Uh, sorry. Oi!

Can you move this just five metres?

- You're blocking the entrance. - We will start soon from this side.

No, no, no, that's bullshit. Come on.

You're just doing this to fuck us. You're not doing anything.

I'll give you 700 euros if you move it now, today. Five meters.

Five metres.

- Okay? - Yes.

- Yes. Good. - Oh, look at you, eh?

Yallah. Good.

Hey it's all right.

- Shit goes smoothly with money. - Wow.

- Yep. What's this about? - Good afternoon.

This is Ruben Arnold from DNG Bank. I'd like to ask you a few questions

regarding some of the transactions that have taken place on your account.

Is now a good time?

Uh, no. Not really. But, uh, go on.

Large deposits totalling roughly 45,000 euros

have recently appeared in your account.

You then immediately transfer this amount out again.

May I ask about the nature of these transactions?

What?

I'm calling you because your account

has not previously registered amounts like this.

Uh, I... I don't know. I'll call you back some other time. Sorry.

Friend. Dear, dear friend, welcome to the club.

If you play this game, it happens. They call me every day.

Okay. But, uh... what, uh... what do I do?

Nothing. They can't do anything. Just trying to scare you, so relax.

I thought I'd check with you that's all, yeah?

Hey. How's your dad?

- Good. Pretty good, man. He's okay. - Yeah?

You're lucky. Hey. Hey, listen.

Huh? We miss you, friend.

We miss you. Hey, guys.

It's Amir.

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hey! - Miss ya!

- Wow. - We have this meeting tomorrow with...

what's she called? The YouTuber, uh... Shaky, I think.

- Shar... Sharky, Sharky. - Sharky! Sharky.

The chick's 17, YouTube channel, made millions by gaming, huh?

- What the fuck? What a world though! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- We'll fuckin' do that! - Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, then, yeah?

- You be good. - Okay, man.

- Ciao, man. - Okay, bye.

I miss you and your little white butt.

- Come here and say that! - Okay, bye.

- Yeah, yeah. - Bye, man.

Laters.

- What you doing with that? - I dunno, where's it go?

Okay. Yallah. Eat.

- Whoa! - Ooh!

- Is this the... - You too, Bertha.

- I'd love to. - Nice.

- Looks good. You make it? - 'Course he did.

I made them for Mama when she was sick.

It's a falafel recipe from Omar's mother.

- Oh! - Mama always loved it, yeah.

So...

so good.

- Mm. - Mm.

Beautiful.

I wanted to thank you all.

Mm?

For, er...

for all your help.

I mean, you've always... always been there.

For me,

for Omar, and, uh...

and for Mum too.

So,

you are family, yeah?

Yeah.

And I thought, uh...

that when the kitchen's ready and Omar's here,

we should celebrate here.

- Here, in the restaurant. - That's a good idea.

- Really nice. - For him.

- For Bertha, who is moving away. - For me?

Aww!

- Yeah. - For the block, for the block.

Yeah. It's a wonderful idea.

Yeah.

You okay?

I'm a bit stiff, but I'm all right. I'm okay.

Well,

maybe this is, uh, enough for today.

Look at him. Usain Bolt is here!

- [nurse laughs - Hey, Dad. Hi.

- You all right? - Hi.

- This way. - What have we got here?

Got a surprise for you.

Boom. '94/'95. Classic, huh?

Karate-kick Louis, point-scorer Patrick!

- Yeah. - Remember? Your favourite.

Finidi George against Bayern.

He's here, hold on.

- Stop it. - Here. Here.

Stop it. Turn it off.

- This is such a good shot. - Stop. Stop it for a second. I wanna talk.

I wanna talk. Stop.

I...

have been thinking.

You don't know...

how long your job will go on for, do you?

And if you want a job in the financial sector,

you'll need a diploma to fall back on.

- There's no need, baba. - Oh, for crying out loud...

We, uh, over the years,

have been putting some money aside.

Your mother and I. The Burrito account.

Not a lot, but, uh, there's enough there to pay a few years' college tuition.

So if this... if this is what you wanna do,

then you should go to college.

Economics. What do you call it? Finance. So...

Or whatever it is you want.

I'll help.

I'm not sure.

The Burrito account?

Yeah.

He's tearing strips off that dealer.

He gets fucking six out of 15.

Pulls that shit all the time. And Gianni... Gianni, he takes fucking 80K...

Takes 80K in 20 minutes.

So Roy and I, we're like, "What the fuck is happening here now?

What the fuck's goin' on now?"

But Gianni, he's fucked up, so he says, "I am Rain Man,"

and he's shouting, "Rain Man, Rain Man." We're getting destroyed and we think,

"What is happening? What is going on here?"

And he takes that 80K...

goes to the roulette table...

Seriously, he goes all in on 16 red.

If he gets it, he'll win three million. What do you think happened?

Sixteen red.

Eighteen red!

- It's all gone! He's lost... - Aw!

Seriously! Hey, Rain Man.

Bro, you gotta cut this shit, yeah?

It's not cool.

We'll go on ahead... without Roy.

Yo!

One sec.

Hey, you've seen the film though?

- Rain Man? Yeah. - Yeah.

- Classic. - Yo!

Where the fuck is Roy? Where the fuck is Roy?!

Hey! What's going on?

- Don't touch me. - Calm down! Who the fuck are you?

- You! - Hey, hey, hey. Yo, boys, what the fuck?

- Back out! - Hey, Suave.

Stay out of it! Now, where the fuck is my money?

Relax, man. Our lawyers are on it, okay? Yeah?

- We're on it. Just listen to me. - Yeah? But I want my money out.

You can't. I've told you a hundred thou... Ow!

Oh fuck!

How many times do I have to say this to you? You sort it out, yeah?

Or I'll break your fucking neck!

Vic, Vic. There's nothing wrong. Come on.

So, what you gonna do?

We're not leaving without my money.

- Okay. - Yeah?

Yeah.

Charlotte! Come on. Come on.

We're leaving now. Come on.

What the fuck, man?

Yo!

- What the fuck? - Hey, you all right?

I'm fine! Leave me. Shit.

Fucking crazy, man.

That guy's not allowed in here again. I'm suing him.

Don't let him in. Ever!

I'll sue the banks too.

Fuck!

- Take this. - Yep.

That guy's going wild online, huh?

Did you see it?

What? Who?

This Suave. Look.

This is for my people.

Crypcore Capital are fucking con artists.

They lure you with a two percent return,

but the guys there, they know nothing.

Nothing at all. Tell your mother, your father, your auntie.

Crypcore Capital is a fucking scam.

- Fuck him. - Cancel those motherfuckers.

He knows nothing, all right?

The banks have frozen our accounts, and Roy can't pay out.

They're scared of crypto, and they want to destroy us. That's all there is to it.

- Ya serious? - It's fuckin' annoying.

- Which one's got sugar? - Oh, the blue one.

Hey, don't look so sad, eh, Lanky?

Duivendrecht isn't that far away. It doesn't take long to cycle.

Hey, put a smile on your face.

Yes, that's more like it.

Yeah, I'm glad you guys haven't decided yet.

Yeah, there's an awful lot to think about.

I CAN'T GET MY MONEY OUT EITHER!

You don't wanna regret it later...

IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT REALLY EASY TO STEAL MONEY WITH CRYPTO?

Um, let me just...

All right? Yes, let's wait another half an hour.

If he doesn't show in half an hour, then I'll go on stage, or Amir,

but it's important that everyone remains seated.

You got that, yeah? Okay. No one knows where he is, man.

You?

Yo. Did you see that, uh, that those guys put his address online?

- No way. - What? What the fuck, man?

- It only takes one creep to see it. - This is fucking insane.

Has anyone been to his house to check?

Shit.

God, fuck...

Roy!

Do you live here?

No, I, uh...

Sorry, who are you?

- I'm looking for Robert. - Who?

Roy Warners. Does he live here?

I work for him.

But I can't find him. No one knows where he is.

Are you a client?

Have you his number?

- Yes, but I don't think... - Come.

If you see him...

tell him to give his father a bell.

Fucking weird.

Whoa.

Here, someone says, "It's a Ponzi scheme!"

A what?

It looks... like a pyramid scheme.

Bullshit.

Before the banks blocked everything,

I could simply pay out my returns whenever I wanted to.

Yeah. Maybe it was someone else's money.

Yo, check this.

Someone posted.

"This is Robert W. This guy had a property fund six years ago

that I lost a lot of money in. Not to be trusted."

"Narcissistic rich boy."

How much cash you got in there?

BALANCE WITHDRAW FULL DEPOSIT

ARE YOU SURE?

THIS FUNCTION IS TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

- Are you okay with that bag? - Yeah, fine.

Is it far?

Ima is waiting by the car. Downstairs.

Give me your bag.

Come on.

- Okay, just gotta hook this one. - That fryer is great.

Huh?

Hey, that fryer is great, isn't it? Yeah.

CEO OF CRYPTO COMPANY ARRESTED

- Wait a minute. - Yeah.

- Here. - Okay.

Hey!

There he is!

- He is, yeah. - Welcome back.

- What's all this about? - So good to see you.

Whoo!

This is crazy.

It really is.

Well, come in, or you'll get a bladder infection. Come on.

The food's ready. Come eat. Come on.

Looks great.

So nice. Jesus!

Look at the old place.

Taquitos, taquitos!

- Yeah! - Very nice.

- You okay? - Cat got his tongue?

- Chef. Come. - You okay?

Yallah. Cool.

- Huh? - No! Ah, yeah!

My God!

- That is the RVS 304. - Yes.

I can see.

Nice, huh?

Excellent.

You okay?

It's gone.

Shit.

If this is true, I'll kill him. I swear.

Dance! Dance! Come on! Yes!

Amir!

Mm.

Done a great job. It looks amazing. It's tip-top, you know.

You've done your old man proud.

I respect you, eh?

Thank you, Ger. Thanks.

We... rejected the offer.

Was a lotta cash. Hell of a lot.

But Ans would rather that when we retire,

we rent the shop to locals. Uh, better for the area, she reckons.

And, yeah, she's always right.

- That's why I love my Ans! - Yeah! Ger, enough with the yacking.

Come and dance, eh?

Whoo!

Hey, son!

I don't know how you did it, but it's... incredible!

It's wonderful! Wonderful!

Truly wonderful.

What is it?

Who is this?

Uh, Amir El Neni?

Yeah.

There's an urgent matter we need to discuss.

- Why? - Is there a place we can talk?

- Have you got a warrant? - Baba, calm down.

- I won't calm down! What's it about? - I'll explain it all to you later.

- What you gonna say? - Calm down. I'll explain later.

I swear.

Please.

What have you been doing?

I didn't know.

I didn't know it was a scam, honestly.

You gotta believe me. I put all of my own cash in, you know,

sunk it all into that app.

- Mm. - Salary and all of my savings, all of it.

Yeah, we know that.

And many others did as well. Mm-hmm.

Do you know what a money mule is, Amir?

It's someone whose bank account is used to transfer money.

I paid the clients all of their returns

'cause the banks had all the accounts blocked.

- And how did you know they were clients? - Cause Roy said...

We have a strong suspicion that Mr. Warners used you

to transfer money abroad.

To make it simply disappear.

Everything... everything you know regarding these transactions

could help us trace the money.

Do you understand?

Is it true? Hmm?

Hmm?

It's all gone, then?

I think so.

I don't know.

- Sorry, Bertha, I... - No, no.

Can't be true.

Per-Perhaps they simply can't find it or something?

- Where is it, then? - I'm so sorry.

- I didn't know. - No...

That bloody... stupid... shit app.

- You've screwed us all! - Bertha...

- Bertha... - Shit!

- You shit! Get off! - Bertha. Bertha!

God-damn you, boy!

He didn't know either. He lost everything too.

- I don't feel good. - Calm down.

Come, sit down. Relax now. It's all right.

Hey.

- Come on now. Come on. - I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Oh God... - We should go, babe.

Let's get you some air.

Baba, I...

I'm so ashamed.

- Yo, Gianni. - Bro!

All okay? Did they grill you too?

Yeah.

Yeah? What-what-what did they ask?

What did you say?

That I didn't know.

No. Exactly.

Okay. No worries, yeah?

Look, Roy just got out. He's gonna sort lawyers for us.

We'll talk it all through with them tomorrow.

And we'll only speak to them from now on, okay?

But, seriously,

it's all good, man. Don't stress.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Is he home alone now?

What an idiot.

- He can't do anything right. - Jesus Christ, Omar, stop.

I've lost everything, Jetty.

- The house, the restaurant... - You let it all go yourself.

Since Mirjam's death, you haven't done anything. Nothing at all.

I've gotta tell you.

The young lad did all he could to save it.

All he could.

For you.

Hey?

Can't you see?

Omar.

I'm not good with him.

I'm not good with him. I can't do it. I can't do it alone.

You can do it.

Roy!

Roy! Motherfucker! Come outside.

Amir!

Amir?

Yo, this is Amir. Please leave a message...

- Yo, this is Amir. Please leave... - No, no...

Omar? You okay?

Is he with you?

Fuck.

I don't know where he is.

Okay. I know. I'm coming.

Fuck!

Yeah? Why don't you sort it out if you know everything?

'Cause I've had the fucking police on my case all day.

Yeah.

I think that's what you pay the fucking lawyer for.

Okay. Yeah.

It's all on my laptop. Fuck!

Okay.

This can't be happening.

Yeah. Don't tell me I have to make a list.

Hold on, Dad. Call you back.

Amir?

Hey.

Hey, dude.

Hey.

You okay?

- Bro! - Fuck!

Amir! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Please d-d-don't!

- Piece of shit! - Hey don't! Amir, Amir!

Where's my fucking cash? I want my fucking cash!

I'll get it, okay? The banks have screwed us.

Shut up about the banks now! It's not the fucking banks. You used me!

- You sold me out. - Fuck you, man!

Do you get what this means for me?

They have taken everything! Everything!

I'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna fix it all.

They'll all get their fucking cash.

Two big ones and we're back. Amir?

No.

We'll lay low.

Yeah? We'll do it. You and I. New outfit.

Yeah? Gianni, Brian. Begin again.

- No. - C'mon.

No! No! No! I'm gettin' the fuck out.

Give me my money now! I don't care how you do it.

Ask your fucking father, man.

Okay.

If that's how you wanna play it.

Do it.

You know what? I'll get it.

What are you gonna do now?

You're so pathetic. You come crying 'cause you lost 10K.

Fuck you, man.

You came to me begging now, didn't you? I gave you everything.

And now you backstab?

Fuck you, man!

Too right I used you. Too right.

And you know why?

Cause it was fuckin' easy to, huh?

That's why.

And now get out of my fucking house.

Get out! Get out!

Amir!

Stop it! Stop! Stop!

Stop it. I'll sort it

I swear.

Hey.

Amir.

Hey.

Amir.

I'm sorry.

This is... all my fault.

- No, baba. I... - Yes.

I was stubborn and just too damn proud to see

what you've been saying all along.

We've lost it all.

I came here with nothing.

Amir.

We're just happy to help you. So happy.

You're like family to us.

Unbelievable. I can hardly believe it.

I... I don't know what to say.

All right?

- Oh, sorry. - No, no. Come.

Come, sit.

We've thought long and hard about it.

But for us, it's better if it goes to you than to anyone else.

- And the rent? - Well, that's not too big a problem.

- We'll figure it out, right, Ger? - Oh yeah.

And with the payment you got, we can do some renovation.

Yeah.

What do you think, mm?

- Me? - Yeah.

What do you want?

They're done.

FOUR MONTHS LATER

Uh...

Danny, come on now, man.

Help me out.

- Um... - Give me the sauce.

- Thanks. - They're all having sauce?

Yup.

It's all, uh, working out.

Here we are!

The falafel sarnies.

- Ah! - At last!

How hard is it to get to the back line?

Where's the linesman?

He's offside now! For crying out loud.

And?

No, hopeless. Still 0-0.

It'll work out. Ten Hag knows what he's doing.

I was gonna call you. I forgot to say that we...

- Broad beans? - Yeah.

Oh, no, I think they've got it in the bag.

Hey, no tickets this time, all right?

Come. Yallah.

Hey, man. Ride safe, yeah?

Yallah, go.

Lanky. Hey.

Hey, Bertha.

So we might get our money back after all is what they say.

So...

Want a bite to eat?

- Nah, got more deliveries to make. - Family eats for free, Bert.

Yeah.

Oh, go on, then.

A quick one, all right?

Good to see you.

- Come on, what you doing? - Hey, Bertha!

- Hello, you lot. - Let her sit there.

Hey, did you add

garlic and chilli to that order?

- Me? - Yeah.

No, 'course not. You gotta do it.

- I do the shop. You make the orders. - Okay, okay.

And that program for the, uh, online orders,

it glitches all the time. It keeps on flashing.

Supposed to, baba. It's how it works.

Hey! Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!

Yeah!

Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!

That's more like it.

There you go, man.

FOR AZIZ