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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:56,450 At his death in 1115, in Seville, 4 00:01:56,620 --> 00:02:00,620 renown mathematician, astronomer and poet, Yasid Al Malek 5 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:04,790 bequeathed an enigmatic phrase scientists have puzzled over since: 6 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,540 "Time is an egg whose mystery I have solved. 7 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:10,950 He who knows its secret may cross through ages." 8 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,830 Welcome back to our program. This is Literary Stories, 9 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,540 renamed for tonight only, 10 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,450 "Literary Stories and Military Tales," 11 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,700 in honor of the release 12 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:25,250 of Col. Béresford's book, Secret Missions. 13 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:28,700 Let's talk more about that breathtaking book. 14 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:32,950 You work your way out of every jam, with unbelievable ease. 15 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,620 An example at random. 16 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,500 A mission in the Sargasso Sea. 17 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:39,830 To summarize, you're arrested on an oil tanker. 18 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,790 You're knocked out, drugged, 19 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:43,370 tied up, gagged, 20 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,660 stuffed into a bag. The bag is closed, 21 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:48,290 tossed into a trunk, which is padlocked, 22 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:51,080 then strapped shut and thrown into the sea. 23 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:54,580 End of chapter. How on earth did you get out of that? 24 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,000 Read the start of the following chapter. 25 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:01,870 "So I had to swim to shore." 26 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:03,450 There you are. 27 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,000 -Simple? -Simple. 28 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,160 In this book, you come across as a man who acts alone. 29 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,330 What do you think? 30 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,120 In those circumstances, whoever you're with, 31 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:15,910 you have to act fast. And… 32 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,910 often alone. Action is our guide. 33 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,370 When you say you're retiring to work on your painting, 34 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:26,000 frankly, it's hard to believe it. 35 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:28,750 In war, retreat is the hardest part. 36 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:30,620 Quit when you're ahead! 37 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,500 Dear Jean-Jacques! 38 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:46,120 I'm so happy you could come. 39 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,700 You mind? 40 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:48,910 Come this way… 41 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:55,540 The style is just out there. The Afghanistan stuff is so Kessel. 42 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,160 Let me tell you, it's great! 43 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:20,250 Mr. Béresford, I saw you before. You're amazing. 44 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,450 Awesome. 45 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:39,700 I'm dead tired. 46 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,200 How was I? 47 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:43,250 Stunning! 48 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,700 The clarity of expression, the quick comebacks. 49 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,410 The modesty! 50 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,200 And those anecdotes. 51 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:53,370 So fresh, so surprising. 52 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,450 You're mocking me. 53 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:58,250 Seriously, how was I? 54 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:00,370 Seriously? Oafish! 55 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:03,910 Right. 56 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:05,660 Go on? 57 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:09,450 -Oafish. -Prudence, what's wrong? 58 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:11,950 What's wrong? 59 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:13,910 Had a nice time? 60 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,830 Fabulous! You didn't look at me or say a word! 61 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:21,290 And that stuck-up editor of yours, Albane, 62 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:23,410 took me for a washroom lady. 63 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:26,870 Though normally one tips a washroom lady. 64 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,660 -You're jealous. -No. 65 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,080 I'm not jealous, I'm hurt. 66 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,040 In any case, your book… 67 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,580 It's all bragging and boasting. 68 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,660 Chapter seven, page 122: 69 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:44,290 Who danced the dance of seven veils for Albanian border guards, 70 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:45,700 to distract them, 71 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:49,290 while you crawled, like a lowly worm, to Greece? 72 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:52,620 Prudence, I can't write that. 73 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:55,950 I told you a thousand times. It's marketing strategy. 74 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:00,620 Albane thought the book would be more widely read 75 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:02,830 if the role you played were… 76 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:04,450 secondary. 77 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,080 That Albane is great! 78 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:09,580 How did we ever get along without her until now? 79 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,500 The twins. Help! 80 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,540 Grammy, Grammy! 81 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,450 Pastrale! Pastrick! 82 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,790 Pascal and Patrick, pick all this up! 83 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:07,700 No, you're wet as fish! 84 00:07:07,870 --> 00:07:09,370 Where is your mother? 85 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:11,410 Grammy, we saw Gramps on TV! 86 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,790 I told you, never call me "Grammy"! 87 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:16,700 Dad! We got another prisoner! 88 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,750 Geronimo! The Comanche took a prisoner! 89 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,370 Marie-Christine? 90 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,000 What the hell is this mess? 91 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,200 That you, Mother? 92 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:29,750 My name is Prudence. 93 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:33,160 For ten years I've asked you to call me by my name. 94 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:37,620 I don't care for "Grammy," which sounds like metric weight! 95 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,660 Now what is all this junk? 96 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:42,910 Nothing, Mother. 97 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,620 I'll pick it up in no time. It'll be ship-shape. 98 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,450 This is so hard. 99 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:54,620 What did I say? You're too sensitive. Rudy, don't be silly. 100 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,080 What about my tidy daughter? Where is she? 101 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,830 Marie-Christine has left. 102 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:03,160 Left? 103 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,450 She left me. 104 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,200 All she left was this. 105 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:18,660 "Rudy, I need to be alone. Don't try to reach me. 106 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:21,700 Wait with the children at my parents' house." 107 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,290 "My parents' house"? 108 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,750 She has a lot of gall. 109 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:34,830 See? You're upset too. Abandoning us like that! 110 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,830 Leaving you, fine. 111 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,660 But leaving you here, at my house. 112 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:44,500 She'll come back, she has to! 113 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:47,700 She can't leave you here forever. 114 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,410 She's my daughter. 115 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,290 I know her. 116 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:53,750 She's much too humdrum. 117 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:57,160 What if she's not? If she's left me forever? 118 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:58,660 That would be good. 119 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,750 The first intelligent thing she ever did. 120 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:05,250 Come on, Rudy. Don't be so dramatic. 121 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:06,330 Drink! 122 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:10,370 -TV at meal time? -It's their favorite. 123 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,120 Pastraque! Pascal. 124 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,080 -He's everywhere! -Patrick! 125 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,290 Pastral… 126 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,120 Pascal, Patrick… 127 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,950 Which is which? 128 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,120 It's so simple, Mother. 129 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:28,250 The twin who's slightly Asian, that's Pascal. 130 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,500 And the more markedly, so-called Helvetian… 131 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,080 is Patrick. 132 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,790 Download that to the hard disk, you can't go wrong. 133 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:40,250 True, they're hard to confuse. 134 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:42,000 But it is strange. 135 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:45,330 I know genes are capricious, 136 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,040 but even fraternal twins have never been more different. 137 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,910 That's why I get confused. 138 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,410 Any wine, to wash it down? 139 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:03,200 No, Mother. But if you like I have green tea. 140 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,330 Genmaicha. 141 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,750 Japanese green tea, made from roasted rice. 142 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,160 Very, very good. 143 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,250 This has tired me out. Excuse me. 144 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,450 The name? 145 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:00,700 Marie. 146 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:20,080 -I must go. I'm worried. -What is it? 147 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,120 I must go. 148 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,370 You can't just… 149 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,040 What about me? 150 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,120 Prudence needs me. 151 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,200 -It's unprofessional. -But… 152 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,450 -Mr. Béresford! -Go after him! 153 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,450 My friend. 154 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,620 Doctor! 155 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,290 Bélisaire, glad to see you. 156 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:41,700 How is she? 157 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,450 -Not well. -No? 158 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,950 These fits of melancholia 159 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,910 for one with such a vigorous nature, can be very serious. 160 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,870 But what exactly happened? 161 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,870 Your daughter's missing. 162 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,700 "Missing!" She ran away from home! 163 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,750 Prudence can't be shaken by that. 164 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:01,250 The house a mess, the twins unsupervised, 165 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:03,950 your loyal George who's on vacation. 166 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,410 And worst of all, your son-in-law who kept on crying, 167 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,950 whining, sniffling… 168 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,750 Prudence can't stand that. What did she do? 169 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,450 She shook him up, saying… 170 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,620 "Without laughs a day is wasted." 171 00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:17,040 Exactly. 172 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,000 But since then, he tells his jokes all day long. 173 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,080 All of them? 174 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,450 Yes, Bélisaire. 175 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,790 All of them. 176 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,700 The farting camel? 177 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,620 The crawfish who can't put his condom on. 178 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,160 Alas. 179 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,040 Well! 180 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,700 You're depressed, but it hasn't effected your appetite. 181 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,580 Hello, Colonel! 182 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,540 -You're back? -Hi, Rudy. 183 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,700 Where can I put this? 184 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,870 Let me help you. There. 185 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,580 Reminds me of a good one. 186 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,160 You know what that is? 187 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,410 Mother, don't tell him. 188 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,370 Know what that is? 189 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,910 No, I don't get it. 190 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,330 -Come on! -No. 191 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,910 Sure! 192 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,250 Just a pinch of Deep Throat! 193 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:27,250 That's the third time he's told that one. 194 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,290 I was saying, you still have an appetite. 195 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:35,080 Something's strange. 196 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,410 Can't hear the children. 197 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,950 I bought them off. 198 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,540 Five euros for three hours of silence. 199 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,830 -Five euros each? -Each. 200 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,540 Time to feed the meter ten euros. 201 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,160 Thanks, Gramps. 202 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,290 A general coming upstairs… 203 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,700 Please, Rudy. No jokes on Sunday! 204 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,790 It's not a joke, Father. 205 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:19,450 There's a general coming up the back stairs! 206 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:20,950 The general! 207 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,910 Oh General, I'm so happy to see you! 208 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,370 Not as much as I. 209 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,330 So how is life, dear Prudence? 210 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,580 How can I say it? I never imagined ending my career 211 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,620 as the do-nothing wife of a mundane writer. 212 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,080 And yet that is what I've become. 213 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,700 You have no idea how it depresses me. 214 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,250 Something tells me I have a remedy for your boredom. 215 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:51,290 I feel better just seeing you. 216 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,450 You'll see. 217 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,750 When you've heard my offer, you'll be healed. 218 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,750 A detective friend in Brussels wants to open a Geneva branch. 219 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:02,870 He needs someone. So I thought of you. 220 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,040 You'd run it as you see fit. 221 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,870 Oh General, that's wonderful. 222 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,500 I can hunt down murderers, 223 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,200 recover family jewels, unmask con men. 224 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:19,040 Easy, easy. Forget your dime store novels. 225 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,290 -We will have to… -No! I will… 226 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,660 You will have to follow two-faced wives, 227 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,450 unfaithful husbands, purse snatchers. 228 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:31,370 You know what? You have a pessimistic nature. 229 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,620 To my future exploits. 230 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,000 May adventure begin again! 231 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,120 That's straight now. 232 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,040 A little… Good! 233 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:47,750 Higher! 234 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,830 Maybe I should pull it to the left a bit. 235 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,910 Hang on. 236 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,000 Bélisaire, answer me. I've been up here for hours. 237 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,910 All right. 238 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,160 What's happening? 239 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,250 Don't latch on to the ladder. No! 240 00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:07,410 Don't latch on. 241 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,750 Unbelievable. Sit down. 242 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,250 May I help you? 243 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,620 He's fine, just vertigo. 244 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,910 But you were on the ladder. 245 00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:19,290 So what? 246 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,120 You all right? 247 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,370 Hyper-bonding couple structures. 248 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,830 That's solid. 249 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,160 Can I this take? 250 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,580 You were right. 251 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,450 All this excitement and adventure. I'm reborn! 252 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,160 I love you, but you have a nasty flaw: 253 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,000 you mock everything. 254 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,580 You sought heart-stopping danger 255 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,830 and you're labeling empty folders while I sweep up. 256 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,910 I can't help but take note. 257 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,700 Mr. Van Luydekerke requests a meeting. 258 00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,160 Show him in. 259 00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,250 No, wait! Not right away. 260 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,160 Three minutes. 261 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,700 Shoo, Bélisaire. Get out of here. 262 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:35,080 He could recognize you and that could be bad. 263 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,290 -Your tie, Rudy! -Right. 264 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,700 Mr. Van Luydekerke! 265 00:17:58,950 --> 00:17:59,870 Mr. Van… 266 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,870 Luydekerke. James Van Luydekerke. 267 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,870 A friend in Brussels sent me. 268 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,950 Mr. Van Luydekerke. Wait, I… 269 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:09,500 I can help. 270 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,250 Mr. Van Luydekerke. 271 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,250 James Van Luydekerke. 272 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:23,660 You live between Brussels, Moscow and Geneva. 273 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:27,540 You're in the oil business, engaged to Ludmilla Sakhaline, 274 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:30,370 daughter of the oil magnate, Kerov. 275 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,580 -The wedding is next month. -How could you know? 276 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,250 It's my business to know, Mr. Van Luydekerke. 277 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,200 So what's the problem? 278 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,160 Discretion is crucial. 279 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,790 Of course. 280 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,200 You can completely trust… 281 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,330 Captain Nemo. 282 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,700 He's my associate. 283 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,700 A former submarine captain. Very discreet. 284 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,080 It's ticklish. 285 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,500 Ludmilla went missing ten days ago. 286 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:06,200 She was to visit friends for a weekend in Gruyère. 287 00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:08,950 No one's heard from her, except one email, 288 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,540 sent from a Rougères cyber-café. 289 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:12,950 Ah, Rougères! 290 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,370 -You know it? -Yes. 291 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,200 I had an aunt there. 292 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,540 Aunt Ada. 293 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,700 In a nursing home, the Sunny Slope. 294 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:21,950 Thanks, Nemo. 295 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:28,160 She said she was prolonging her stay. 296 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,450 It proves nothing. 297 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,830 Anyone could have hacked into her server. 298 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,950 -Spoke to her friends? -Sure. 299 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,870 They hadn't seen her. 300 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,330 They weren't even expecting her. 301 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,580 And you fear…? 302 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,290 Kidnapping… For ransom. 303 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,250 Did you call the police? 304 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,950 -No. -That was smart! 305 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,330 -Russian embassy? -Not on your life! 306 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,910 Nor her family. 307 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,370 Here, take this. 308 00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:00,000 That's Ludmilla. 309 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,250 -Can I count on you? -Yes, I'll call. 310 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,580 How'd you know he was engaged to a Ludmilla? 311 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,160 I read the tabloids, sir. 312 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,080 And not for my own pleasure. 313 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,950 People Talk. 314 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,540 "Ludmilla Sakhaline to marry James." 315 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,580 "Ludmilla Sakhaline, 316 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,080 among the world's richest heiresses and jet-set darling, 317 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,750 is to be married 318 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,290 to James Van Luydekerke." 319 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,870 Probably Russian mafia. 320 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,580 An affair of state. 321 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,750 -You're dreaming. -Then what? 322 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,160 Think it through. 323 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,080 A super-rich young woman, caring about her looks, 324 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,250 goes missing near Rougères. Where could she be? 325 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,580 Here. 326 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,450 The Sunny Slope? No! 327 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,290 Why a nursing home? 328 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,660 But it's no longer a nursing home. 329 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,000 It's now called 330 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,000 the Phoenix Clinic. 331 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:10,870 Like the name implies, one rises from one's ashes there. 332 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,790 Considered a world leader in cosmetic surgery, 333 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,950 and rejuvenation therapy. 334 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,040 Strange to be back here. 335 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,370 Wait here. I'm going alone. 336 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,000 -You could be recognized. -Right. 337 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,120 -Hello. -Hello, may I help you? 338 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:35,080 Miss Sakhaline, please. 339 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,750 I'm sorry. There's no one by that name here. 340 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,950 Is that right? But this is the Phoenix Clinic? 341 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,620 Yes, but there's no one by that name here. 342 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:48,500 May I see your director? 343 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,330 I'm sorry. Dr. Roskoff isn't in. 344 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,370 In any case, he's only available by appointment. 345 00:22:57,830 --> 00:23:00,120 No problem. I'll come back. 346 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:08,290 The receptionist reacted when I asked for Sakhaline. 347 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:09,950 Reacted how? 348 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:15,410 She blinked? Yeah, everyone blinks. 349 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,950 It's a reflex, to dampen the cornea. 350 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:26,200 The director's name is Roskoff. Isn't that Russian? 351 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:28,370 I can't hear you! What? 352 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,910 Roskoff? Sounds Gaelic, doesn't it? 353 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,620 I'm telling you. The Sakhaline girl is here. 354 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:38,660 Probably held prisoner by Russians or Chechens. 355 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,160 I have a hunch. 356 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,540 I have a plan. 357 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,200 Prudence! 358 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,040 Prudence, come back! Prudence! 359 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,700 -Dr. Roskoff! -Yes, Dr. Matarazzi? 360 00:24:27,870 --> 00:24:28,750 Doctor! 361 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,790 A woman asked for Miss Sakhaline! 362 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:35,120 No one knows she's here! 363 00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,370 Who was she, a reporter? 364 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:39,080 I didn't ask. 365 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,540 You should have! 366 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,870 All we need is the press! 367 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,120 Nicolas! 368 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,790 What about Prof. Lanson's other patients? 369 00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:52,830 I told you, we'll see later. We have lots on our plate now. 370 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,950 I'll check on Miss Sakhaline. 371 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:04,040 Let's go ladies, in rhythm! 372 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,790 Miss Dubeau, in rhythm! 373 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,500 Everything OK? 374 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:27,870 Fine. Perfect. 375 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,000 Well, if all is perfect… 376 00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:34,620 It's me, Miss Sakhaline. 377 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:43,870 Look, I told you Prof. Lanson is away. 378 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,700 Excuse me, Miss. 379 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:10,500 Don't be afraid. 380 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:13,620 Your fiancé sent me, Mr. James Van Luydekerke. 381 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:17,700 I'm Prudence Béresford, of Prudence & Co., 382 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:19,700 Geneva private detectives. 383 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,410 He's looking for you. 384 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,250 You don't belong here! Get out! 385 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:25,410 Ludmilla! 386 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:28,160 I am not Ludmilla! 387 00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:32,040 Ludmilla… 388 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,250 is my daughter. 389 00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:39,040 Satisfied? Now get out! 390 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,540 I'll call for help! 391 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:44,200 No! I just want to know, where is your daughter? 392 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,950 None of your business! 393 00:26:47,370 --> 00:26:50,370 And it's no business of James'! 394 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,040 He must forget her! 395 00:26:55,950 --> 00:26:59,080 She's in Moscow! There! Moscow. 396 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:42,200 Why did Ludmilla Sakhaline go to Rougères? 397 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,910 Why would her mother hide under a sheet? 398 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,790 That's weird. Something is wrong here. 399 00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:49,370 It's so simple. 400 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:53,620 On her way to Moscow, she stops in Rougères to see her mother. 401 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,370 No great mystery! 402 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,330 Without a word to her fiancé? 403 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:00,120 That's his problem. Duku…Klerk! 404 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:01,700 Not your problem. 405 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,790 Not the first time a girl ditches her guy. Right, Rudy? 406 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,290 You're not so funny. 407 00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:11,370 Marie-Christine's been missing almost a month. 408 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:14,500 To look at you, it's like you don't even care. 409 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,950 Everyone's in a great mood. 410 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,000 Not one bit! 411 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,500 I'm off to class. 412 00:28:27,870 --> 00:28:29,250 Hello, Mr. Courbet. 413 00:28:56,870 --> 00:29:00,080 I still say something odd was happening at that clinic. 414 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,830 I'm positive! 415 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,700 I can't be wrong. 416 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:05,200 My powers tell me so. 417 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,500 Your powers? That's a new one. 418 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,750 It isn't new. 419 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,910 My Tonkinese great-grandmother had abilities. 420 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,370 Oh, so it runs in the family. 421 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,000 And my powers, I repeat, 422 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,660 tell me something is very odd about that clinic. 423 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,370 Can't you just admit 424 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:27,250 that your power, your hunches and your grandmother 425 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:28,830 are all dead wrong? 426 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,410 Now could I paint? 427 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:34,160 I'm working from nature 428 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:36,910 and that's when I need all my concentration. 429 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,950 Come on. Shoo! 430 00:29:39,870 --> 00:29:41,450 -Shoo? -Yes, shoo! 431 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,080 How fresh! 432 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:15,700 Prudence. 433 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,870 What are you doing? 434 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:23,370 Just as my daughter did. 435 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,370 I'm leaving! 436 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,450 Not the first time a girl ditches her guy, right? 437 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,450 Welcome to the club. 438 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:40,790 No! 439 00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:43,450 I won't drop you. 440 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:46,790 I'll tell you the one about the two cuckolds. Cheer you up. 441 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,040 Come on. 442 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,160 So there are two cuckolds. Well actually, three… 443 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,160 -Hi, Florian. -Hi, Prudence. 444 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,580 You've changed. 445 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,580 Thanks. You, too. 446 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,620 Anyone here? 447 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,330 Dad! I'm sure you're here. 448 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,370 Could you come down for once? 449 00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:36,160 Scared to come up? 450 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,120 You'll see if I'm scared. 451 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:09,950 You're well-preserved. 452 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,830 Those memories flooding back! 453 00:32:15,950 --> 00:32:19,040 If you hadn't left me for that guy in a skirt… 454 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,080 It's not a skirt, it's a kilt! 455 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:24,700 A guy who can't even climb up on a stool. 456 00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:26,790 Not his fault. He has vertigo. 457 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,620 Dad! 458 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,790 What a shame you quit, little gull. 459 00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,040 My little gull. 460 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,540 Been a long time since you called me that. Little gull. 461 00:32:57,950 --> 00:32:59,120 Well? 462 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,200 What's going on? 463 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:04,250 -I left Bélisaire. -Why? 464 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,700 I don't know. 465 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,700 Because I'm bored. 466 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:11,660 Lately, I've been messing everything up. 467 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,120 It's like I failed in life. 468 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,200 Maybe you did. 469 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,160 Well, that's encouraging. 470 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,950 A good acrobat can keep things lined up ahead, 471 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,540 hold on to the rope. 472 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,870 Look at you. You never took anything seriously. 473 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,830 Not your job, not your grandchildren. 474 00:33:33,370 --> 00:33:34,500 Not your daughter. 475 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,250 All you care about is yourself and your pleasure. 476 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:40,870 A pity. 477 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,250 You were so carefree, and sly… 478 00:33:45,830 --> 00:33:47,700 A real trapeze artist. 479 00:33:48,450 --> 00:33:50,370 You were so light. 480 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,330 So fearless. 481 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:55,450 You loved a problem. 482 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,580 And what's more… 483 00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,950 What's more… 484 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:05,200 I forget. 485 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,790 I came looking for comfort. This isn't exactly it, but… 486 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,450 Thank you, Dad. 487 00:35:13,370 --> 00:35:15,330 I'm sick of everything. 488 00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:17,910 No, I'm mainly sick of myself. 489 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:21,160 It has to change. 490 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,000 It all has to change. 491 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:33,830 Little darlings! 492 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,290 My little sweethearts! 493 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:46,040 Dear George, how I missed you. 494 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,370 -When did you get back? -Yesterday. 495 00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:50,540 Things will be better now. 496 00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:53,620 Is my son-in-law here? And the dear little ones? 497 00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:56,950 Your daughter showed up. They all left together. 498 00:35:57,910 --> 00:36:00,750 -Didn't wait for me? -They were in a hurry. 499 00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:01,830 That right? 500 00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:03,200 Oh well. 501 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:04,950 My husband here? 502 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,290 And how! I think he's expecting you. 503 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,290 -How many have you had? -One. 504 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:49,450 Like that? 505 00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:53,870 Like that? 506 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,790 Now we're even. 507 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,660 Oh my head. 508 00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:34,870 Bélisaire? 509 00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:41,120 I made a decision last night. 510 00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:44,540 I'm closing the agency. 511 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,040 I'm tired of adventures, too. 512 00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:49,620 Really? Are you sure? 513 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:53,750 You're tired of butting in where you don't belong? 514 00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:55,660 I swear to you. 515 00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:59,540 From now on you and I will rest. 516 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:02,750 We quit drinking. 517 00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:05,790 Except for cases of dire necessity. 518 00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:07,660 Or if it's really good. 519 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,580 We'll travel. 520 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:12,580 We'll go to all the places 521 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,540 with names we like. 522 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,250 Valparaiso, 523 00:39:16,410 --> 00:39:17,750 Zanzibar, 524 00:39:17,910 --> 00:39:19,580 Borobudur… 525 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,450 Meurthe-et-Moselle, La Charité-sur-Loire, 526 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:24,000 Rocamadour. 527 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:27,160 Bora Bora, the Nicobar Islands, 528 00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:28,870 the river Amur. 529 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:32,450 Valence, Montélimar, Plessis-les-Tours… 530 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,950 Meantime, we will have to go to the agency. 531 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,660 It's lunch time. Can't we eat? 532 00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:42,910 Hungry? 533 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,830 I don't know how you do it. 534 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:11,160 I have incredible energy. 535 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,450 I'm even wondering if it's a mistake to close the agency. 536 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,410 I could help so many people. 537 00:40:21,790 --> 00:40:23,620 You just decided to close it. 538 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,620 Right. I'll close it, but… 539 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,950 Can't we make a few exceptions? 540 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:32,580 Already? 541 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:37,620 Seniors, for example. 542 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,250 And one-legged men. 543 00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:41,750 Why one-legged men? 544 00:40:42,330 --> 00:40:44,830 They need our support more than others. 545 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,950 Enough. 546 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,290 Fine, no exceptions. 547 00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:50,120 But it is a shame. 548 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,160 This morning I could feel my parabolic powers. 549 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:55,950 Para what? 550 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,660 Don't quibble over words. 551 00:40:59,830 --> 00:41:01,750 Paranormal, if you prefer. 552 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,500 What is it? 553 00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:11,790 See that young woman there? 554 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,750 The pretty one, all alone? 555 00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:18,040 Pretty? Well, fresh. 556 00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:19,500 She's staring at you. 557 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,790 No. She's looking at you. 558 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,160 No, you. 559 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,830 The famous Col. Béresford, king of escape artists. 560 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,910 I think she recognized you. 561 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,700 Stop making stuff up. 562 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,040 Why's she looking at you then? 563 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,580 I don't know, because I'm… 564 00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:47,120 not bad. I mean, sort of handsome. 565 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,250 Sort of handsome? 566 00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:53,500 I'm the only woman blind enough to think you're handsome. 567 00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,830 No. That young woman is looking at you 568 00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:59,000 because she is in trouble. 569 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,910 Look, she's going to get up, and come speak to you. 570 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,500 Here she comes. 571 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,830 -Mr. Béresford? -Yes? 572 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,660 Are you in trouble? 573 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:19,450 My name is Marie Van Dinh. 574 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:22,200 I work at the Phoenix Clinic, and… 575 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,330 I'm assistant to Prof. Lanson. 576 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:30,290 He perfected a miracle treatment and only he has the formula. 577 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,950 And many people would stop at nothing to get it. 578 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:43,700 Now it's been a month since he disappeared. 579 00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:46,370 You think he met with foul play? 580 00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:47,790 I'm sure of it! 581 00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:54,120 Prof. Lanson would tell me if he'd left. 582 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:56,500 For weeks before he disappeared, 583 00:42:56,660 --> 00:43:00,500 he was worried. He said he felt he was being watched. 584 00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:02,750 His office was repeatedly searched. 585 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,040 Did you tell the police? 586 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:08,120 I wanted to, but Dr. Roskoff wouldn't let me. 587 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:09,750 I didn't dare. 588 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,330 When Mrs. Béresford came to see Miss Sakhaline, 589 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,160 I thought it was about him. 590 00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:20,750 Why? The professor's disappearance is related to Sakhaline? 591 00:43:20,910 --> 00:43:25,200 No. But his disappearance has terrible consequences for her. 592 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,620 And not only for her. 593 00:43:29,450 --> 00:43:31,450 Ambroise Lanson was… 594 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:35,950 not just an esteemed scientist. He was a genius. 595 00:43:36,290 --> 00:43:37,330 A genius? 596 00:43:38,870 --> 00:43:40,200 What do you mean? 597 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,790 How old do you think I am? 598 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:46,450 Thirty, thirty-five? 599 00:43:46,870 --> 00:43:48,330 I'm eighty-two. 600 00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:52,660 Eighty-two years old! 601 00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:54,750 Four score and two. 602 00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,830 Now that's parabolic. 603 00:43:58,830 --> 00:44:01,000 Sure you're not exaggerating? 604 00:44:08,830 --> 00:44:11,450 "Automobile driver's license, 605 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,290 Marie Van Dinh, 606 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:16,080 born January 25, 1929, in Saigon." 607 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,870 Unbelievable. 608 00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:22,500 No scars. 609 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,950 Her nasolabial folds are intact. 610 00:44:30,950 --> 00:44:32,080 No trace… 611 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,700 of hyaluronic acid injections. 612 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,290 How is it you know that jargon? 613 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:40,580 You know I'm into science. 614 00:44:41,410 --> 00:44:42,450 There's no… 615 00:44:42,790 --> 00:44:45,000 blepharoplasty. 616 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,540 What is that horrid word? 617 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,370 Eyelid surgery. 618 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:52,620 Prof. Lanson never uses intrusive surgery. 619 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,790 So what's the gimmick? 620 00:44:54,950 --> 00:44:58,200 No one knows. That's Miss Sakhaline's tragedy. 621 00:44:58,370 --> 00:45:01,830 An inversion process occurred. This is the first time. 622 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Mrs… 623 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:05,330 No, it's "Miss." 624 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:07,450 Since this error, she… 625 00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:10,830 She says she's her mother, but it's the daughter! 626 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,700 So you're saying… 627 00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:16,620 Yes, Ludmilla Sakhaline, whom you saw, is indeed 25. 628 00:45:17,910 --> 00:45:21,660 Wait a second. You've completely confused me now. 629 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:23,200 So… 630 00:45:23,370 --> 00:45:26,080 You're saying you're 82, 631 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,870 and the woman I saw the other day is 25? 632 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,620 Yes, I know it's hard to believe… 633 00:45:31,790 --> 00:45:34,620 Especially since we never heard of the treatment. 634 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,910 Which is Dr. Roskoff's problem. He wants to practice it widely. 635 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,950 He's right. All humanity would rejoice. 636 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,200 I must go now! 637 00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:45,250 Lanson deserves the Nobel. 638 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,250 Can you help me? 639 00:45:47,410 --> 00:45:49,620 Of course. I'll get back to you soon. 640 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,950 No! I'll contact you! 641 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,410 Don't be so worried. 642 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:54,790 I'll call you! 643 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,660 Eighty-two years old? 644 00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:22,040 Do you believe it? 645 00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:25,370 Could it be possible? 646 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:30,370 Lanson, Lanson… 647 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,080 Lanson what? 648 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,540 The name rings a bell. 649 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,200 Sure. The champagne. 650 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:42,120 Not the champagne. 651 00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:44,120 Ambroise Lanson… 652 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:46,870 I've got it… 653 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,580 No, now it's gone again. 654 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:51,120 It's right here… 655 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,410 Bélisaire. 656 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,410 Spank me. 657 00:46:57,410 --> 00:47:00,160 -Right now? -Stimulates my memory. 658 00:47:00,330 --> 00:47:01,200 Come on. 659 00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:04,160 Harder, harder. 660 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:06,540 Harder! 661 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,950 Stop! Ambroise Lanson, born 1901 in the Vienne region. 662 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,580 Honor student at the Ecole Normale in 1919, 663 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,870 earns his doctorate in '22, 664 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,160 co-founder of French Research Center in 1939. 665 00:47:21,330 --> 00:47:23,160 Taken prisoner in WWII, 666 00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:26,290 he is presumed dead. He resurfaces in 1947, 667 00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:30,540 conducts pure science research in electromagnetism. 668 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:32,660 One more. 669 00:47:35,830 --> 00:47:39,500 Something has changed. His staff doesn't recognize him. 670 00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:42,000 He seems to have bouts of delirium. 671 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,580 He says he's found the secret of eternal youth. 672 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,950 He chairs conferences 673 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,620 about cell regeneration space-time curves, etcetera. 674 00:47:53,410 --> 00:47:57,250 Little by little, he loses credibility, gets relieved of duty. 675 00:47:57,410 --> 00:48:00,160 Then, promising proof of all his theories, 676 00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:03,870 he organizes a convention called "The Ambroise Egg." 677 00:48:04,330 --> 00:48:06,620 He invites scientists from all over. 678 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:08,950 -And? -And nothing! 679 00:48:09,290 --> 00:48:11,080 That's the end of the story. 680 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:13,410 He never showed up. 681 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:17,120 No one spoke of him, nor the Ambroise Egg, again. 682 00:48:18,540 --> 00:48:20,660 Those spankings have some effect! 683 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:21,910 How's it work? 684 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:26,080 I read it in some magazine. I can't recall… 685 00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:30,580 "Ambroise Lanson, Imposter Or Visionary?" 686 00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:33,950 -Another spanking? -No. 687 00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:37,250 Something's not right. 688 00:48:37,870 --> 00:48:40,250 Maybe it's not the same Lanson. 689 00:48:40,410 --> 00:48:41,290 Why? 690 00:48:41,450 --> 00:48:43,290 This one would be 110. 691 00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:44,950 So what? 692 00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:49,660 If he self-administers his own treatment? 693 00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:58,500 Charred. 694 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,750 "Russian Oil Heiress Burned Alive." 695 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,370 "Ludmilla Sakhaline, 696 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:10,830 rich and famous heiress, has died, 697 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,540 casualty in a tragic traffic accident." 698 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,290 Mr. and Mrs. Wildenberg. We reserved. 699 00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:27,450 Mr. and Mrs. Wildenberg. 700 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:29,330 Yes, you reserved a suite. 701 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,660 253. We'll bring your bags up. 702 00:49:31,830 --> 00:49:33,660 -May I take your things? -No. 703 00:49:33,830 --> 00:49:36,620 Three days' health and youth assessment, right? 704 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,410 Exactly. 705 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,620 We'll show you to your room. Welcome. 706 00:49:40,790 --> 00:49:42,450 And happy regeneration. 707 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,370 Mr. and Mrs. Wilden… 708 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,500 Mr. and Mrs. Wildenberg, welcome to Phoenix. 709 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,040 Please follow me. 710 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,950 On the ground floor is director, Dr. Roskoff's office, 711 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,540 our administrative and guest services. 712 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,870 The dining room and pool entrance. 713 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,080 Sub-basement two is the O.R. 714 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:09,700 The basement has treatment rooms and our laser center. 715 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,620 Second floor, Dr. Jünger, breast surgeon. 716 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,370 Dr. Matarazzi, facial aesthetic surgery. 717 00:50:18,870 --> 00:50:21,250 -Happy regeneration, Baron. -You said it! 718 00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:22,330 Said it, edit! 719 00:50:30,450 --> 00:50:31,540 Amazing. 720 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,450 One of our most loyal patients. 721 00:50:33,620 --> 00:50:35,540 He's eighty-nine years old. 722 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,700 That is sort of obvious. 723 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:41,450 I'm sure he didn't get Prof. Lanson's treatment! 724 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:44,080 What? I don't know any Prof. Lanson. 725 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,370 I don't know who you mean! 726 00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:54,040 Did you see poor Miss Sakhaline? 727 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,700 It was no accident. They murdered her! 728 00:50:57,870 --> 00:50:59,160 Who's "they"? 729 00:50:59,330 --> 00:51:01,750 I don't know. Roskoff, Jünger, Matarazzi. 730 00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:03,080 Any one of them. 731 00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:05,000 They're in it together. 732 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,870 -Why would they kill her? -Listen. 733 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,040 They're erasing every trace of Prof. Lanson. 734 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,950 His name on clinic programs. 735 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,620 The treatment files. 736 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,450 The client records. It's all gone! 737 00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:23,750 It's awful! 738 00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:24,950 His patients, 739 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,620 one after another… 740 00:51:26,790 --> 00:51:28,200 Now it's Miss Sakhaline. 741 00:51:28,370 --> 00:51:32,870 Two weeks ago, Mrs. Guénégaud, in the Paris metro at rush hour! 742 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,660 Accidents, accidents… No one puts it together! 743 00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:38,750 -It makes no sense! -Yes it does! 744 00:51:38,910 --> 00:51:41,040 They're appropriating the Professor's secret, 745 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,660 eliminating witnesses. 746 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,700 They will stop at nothing. 747 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,200 I'm begging you. I don't know where to turn. 748 00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:49,750 I'm afraid to die. 749 00:51:49,910 --> 00:51:52,620 Calm down, no one is going to die. 750 00:51:53,330 --> 00:51:56,330 From here on, Prudence and I will take care of this. 751 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,660 We'll pose as ordinary clients, 752 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,040 and investigate. No one will know. 753 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,540 All you do is keep your cool, 754 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:06,950 and supply any information we might need. 755 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,200 All right? 756 00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:21,330 These are your examination schedules. 757 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,290 Are you all right? 758 00:52:29,410 --> 00:52:33,160 Welcome to Phoenix Clinic and happy regeneration! 759 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,750 What we could have done! 760 00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:47,080 Genioplasty. 761 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,790 Otoplastics? What is that? 762 00:52:49,950 --> 00:52:52,290 Never heard of this. "Radiesse." 763 00:52:52,450 --> 00:52:57,120 "Injectable implants of hydroxyapatite calcium microspheres." 764 00:52:57,580 --> 00:52:59,660 Morpholipostructure. 765 00:52:59,830 --> 00:53:02,540 We're not here for a nip and tuck. 766 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:04,080 -It's a case. -Sure. 767 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,950 But we do have to play along. 768 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,450 Make believe. 769 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,080 Exactly. Make believe. 770 00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:18,660 Here it is, Doctor. I would like large breasts. 771 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,870 Really… large. 772 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:24,330 An F cup, or at least E. 773 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:28,540 And I want them here. Is that possible? 774 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,660 Everything is possible, Mrs. Wildenberg. 775 00:53:33,370 --> 00:53:35,830 But first let me see your breasts. 776 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,250 You must be kidding! 777 00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:41,870 I'm a doctor. 778 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,870 You don't need to see them. 779 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,040 I just want to know what method you use. 780 00:53:47,910 --> 00:53:49,580 The method, Mrs. Wildenberg, 781 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:52,250 depends on many factors. 782 00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:55,370 There are various techniques of mammary augmentation. 783 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:57,540 Lipofilling, Macrolane. 784 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:59,830 And of course prosthesis. 785 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,040 Or "implants" if you prefer. 786 00:54:09,790 --> 00:54:12,500 You don't use Prof. Lanson's technique? 787 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,120 What Prof. Lanson? 788 00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:20,080 Who spoke to you of Prof. Lanson? 789 00:54:20,950 --> 00:54:23,870 A friend from Paris. Mrs. Guénégaud. 790 00:54:24,660 --> 00:54:27,120 I don't know who you mean. 791 00:54:27,290 --> 00:54:28,200 Good. 792 00:54:28,660 --> 00:54:29,700 Now… 793 00:54:29,870 --> 00:54:32,950 -Show me your bosom. -No! I will not! 794 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,950 This the first time a patient 795 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,870 has refused to show me her bosom! 796 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,910 No, sir. Excuse the expression, but you've been had. 797 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,250 The Phoenix Clinic 798 00:55:03,410 --> 00:55:06,620 has no miracle methods. 799 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,250 And never did. 800 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:11,620 That's… 801 00:55:11,790 --> 00:55:14,370 We are doctors, not magicians. 802 00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:17,660 That's what I wanted to hear. It's reassuring. 803 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,870 I always felt that stuff was for charlatans. 804 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,370 Nothing beats a surgical stab. 805 00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:28,540 Speaking of which, besides the freshening up, 806 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:32,660 you think I could get a little dimple here? 807 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,290 Of the Cary Grant variety. I've always wanted one. 808 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,580 Naturally. 809 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,700 Only a question of money. 810 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:41,330 Have a seat over here. 811 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,330 I'll digitize your face. 812 00:55:44,790 --> 00:55:47,660 First let me apply a few little sensors. 813 00:55:58,410 --> 00:55:59,620 There. 814 00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:05,370 Now, as the scan passes over your face, 815 00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:07,700 you must have no expression. 816 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,200 There. Perfect. 817 00:56:24,410 --> 00:56:26,040 Look at the left screen. 818 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:44,950 You want that dimple? 819 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,660 I have others. Deeper ones, wider cracks. 820 00:56:47,830 --> 00:56:49,790 No two dimples are alike. 821 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,000 At the bottom, your chin transformation. 822 00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:56,700 Well? 823 00:56:56,870 --> 00:56:59,250 I want the Cary Grant dimple. I love it. 824 00:56:59,410 --> 00:57:01,200 It's just right for me. 825 00:57:12,870 --> 00:57:14,250 What a nightmare! 826 00:57:16,910 --> 00:57:19,410 I've been examined, fingered, 827 00:57:19,580 --> 00:57:21,500 handled, weighed and pinched. 828 00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:25,660 They insulted the love handles you're so fond of. 829 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,250 They tried to give me a duck mouth. 830 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,700 And with all that, no one ever heard of Prof. Lanson. 831 00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:35,660 Or wants to hear of him. 832 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,290 Total blackout. 833 00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:38,790 And you? 834 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:40,870 Same. Exactly. 835 00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:49,660 What? 836 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,790 Where's the scissors that tells you which way to cut? 837 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,120 You're hurting me. 838 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,120 Let it be a lesson. 839 00:58:27,830 --> 00:58:29,120 Gisèle… 840 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,620 You're embarrassing me! 841 00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:57,540 Isn't that the famous Colonel, Béresford? 842 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,330 Who wrote his memoirs? 843 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:01,500 No, doesn't look like him at all. 844 00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:02,620 That guy's ugly. 845 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:06,450 I don't agree with you. I would have him for a snack. 846 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,370 Act your age. 847 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,500 No wrong age for a good humpty-dumpty. 848 00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:16,290 You must think I'm a little… 849 00:59:16,450 --> 00:59:17,790 off-color. 850 00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:21,250 But I'm celebrating my new nose tonight. 851 00:59:21,410 --> 00:59:22,750 My seventh. 852 00:59:22,910 --> 00:59:25,450 Best one of all. Thanks to… 853 00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:28,540 …the genius of the lady doctor… 854 00:59:29,410 --> 00:59:30,700 Dr. Matarazzi. 855 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,370 And for me, 856 00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:35,790 the nose is love. 857 00:59:44,870 --> 00:59:46,750 See? You don't need… 858 00:59:47,290 --> 00:59:48,870 You're still attractive. 859 00:59:49,830 --> 00:59:52,160 You were gorgeous at 67, Gisèle. 860 00:59:52,330 --> 00:59:55,120 But at 22, that youth of yours… 861 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,830 is more than dubious. I think you're silly. 862 00:59:59,000 --> 00:59:59,950 I don't. 863 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,700 And you're drunk! 864 01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:05,660 -I'm leaving! -Hector, loosen up. 865 01:00:05,830 --> 01:00:07,200 You heard me, I'm going! 866 01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:09,790 Well then, go. No one's stopping you. 867 01:00:10,950 --> 01:00:13,120 -You won't stop me? -No. 868 01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:17,120 One thing is as important as youth: good cheer! 869 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:20,330 Move it! Go join your old ladies! 870 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:21,910 You love them so much! 871 01:00:22,290 --> 01:00:24,330 -I don't care anymore. -Fine! 872 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:27,660 I'll leave you to your depressing recaptured youth. 873 01:00:28,950 --> 01:00:30,580 The car… is mine! 874 01:00:32,910 --> 01:00:34,200 Did you see that? 875 01:00:34,370 --> 01:00:35,540 Good riddance! 876 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,620 There are plenty of gigolos in the sea! 877 01:00:38,790 --> 01:00:40,450 Schools of them! 878 01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:44,830 Mrs. Wildenberg, I hope all is to your liking. 879 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,160 Just fine. 880 01:00:46,330 --> 01:00:49,620 The ambiance is very… Very easy. Pleasant. 881 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,790 I'm told you were disappointed not to have the "Lanson method." 882 01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:56,660 I'm sorry you were misinformed. 883 01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:59,500 That method, unfortunately, never existed. 884 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:02,290 -I did believe. -So did I. 885 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,120 In Santa Claus. 886 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,700 I hope you'll get over your illusions. 887 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:15,160 Lanson never existed? 888 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:17,540 Let me laugh! They're jealous! 889 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,660 Does this exist or not? This here? 890 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:23,120 This doesn't exist? Is that Santa Claus? 891 01:01:23,910 --> 01:01:26,870 That's Santa Claus? That's over 60 years old! 892 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,450 Over 60! So Santa Claus… is Santa Lanson! 893 01:01:30,830 --> 01:01:32,450 So Prof. Lanson… 894 01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:34,870 Maybe Santa is Prof. Lanson! 895 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,000 Does this look 67 years old? 896 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:42,000 So Santa Claus's name must be Lanson. 897 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,620 Santa Lanson! 898 01:01:43,790 --> 01:01:45,870 Happy birthday to you… 899 01:01:59,910 --> 01:02:02,500 Eleven-thirty in the parking lot! 900 01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:06,120 Happy birthday, Baron! 901 01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:14,040 Happy birthday to our dear boy! 902 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,250 Where are we? 903 01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:09,830 His office. This is where Ambroise and I live. 904 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,200 Our nest. Our refuge. 905 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,660 It's also the professor's laboratory. 906 01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:19,870 He had no office at the clinic? 907 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,500 No. He liked to work here. 908 01:03:22,910 --> 01:03:23,870 Secluded. 909 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,580 Numerology, lunar astrology… 910 01:03:46,450 --> 01:03:49,580 This is where he did the treatments? This sofa? 911 01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,540 How would a session go? 912 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,370 I have no idea. 913 01:04:01,910 --> 01:04:05,120 He did give me the treatments, several times, 914 01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:07,580 but I have no memory of them. 915 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,910 Did he hypnotize you? 916 01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:14,200 He may have. 917 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,620 Any particular equipment? 918 01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:23,120 There was the egg. 919 01:04:23,790 --> 01:04:25,200 The Ambroise Egg? 920 01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,910 You've heard of it? 921 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,290 And where is that egg? 922 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:36,200 They looked all over, but they didn't find it. 923 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,540 But Marie, you know where it is. 924 01:04:46,830 --> 01:04:48,580 Marie, you must trust us. 925 01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:52,660 It's in a safe place, in Geneva. 926 01:04:52,830 --> 01:04:54,790 I can't tell you anymore! 927 01:04:54,950 --> 01:04:56,750 If the wrong people got it… 928 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,160 It's nothing. A branch. 929 01:05:20,330 --> 01:05:21,700 Probably just the wind. 930 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:27,950 You must go! 931 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,200 If they find you, they'll kill us. 932 01:05:31,370 --> 01:05:32,250 What? 933 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,120 -Please leave. -Wait. 934 01:05:35,290 --> 01:05:36,200 You must leave! 935 01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:38,290 I'm telling you, leave! 936 01:05:38,450 --> 01:05:39,330 Go! 937 01:05:40,790 --> 01:05:42,410 We can't leave you alone. 938 01:05:43,370 --> 01:05:46,620 Marie, get some rest. And please, don't worry. 939 01:05:46,790 --> 01:05:47,750 Calm down. 940 01:05:50,410 --> 01:05:52,040 We'll see tomorrow. 941 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:22,200 Now that was completely unexpected. 942 01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:26,700 She's crazy. 943 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:30,330 I thought she was crazy but now I'm positive. 944 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,450 She's bonkers. 945 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:34,620 Because she kissed me? You kiss me, you're not crazy. 946 01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:36,540 In my case it's conjugal. 947 01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:47,290 Mr. and Mrs. Wildenberg, 948 01:06:47,450 --> 01:06:49,620 would you kindly follow me, please? 949 01:07:24,330 --> 01:07:26,540 I think we owe you an explanation. 950 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,290 Mr. and Mrs. Béresford. 951 01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:33,910 I see our cover was short-lived. 952 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,040 We look stupid. 953 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,120 One of your admirers, my colleague, Dr. Matarazzi. 954 01:07:38,290 --> 01:07:40,080 I recognized you right away. 955 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:42,250 I so admired your book. 956 01:07:42,660 --> 01:07:44,660 You mentioned an explanation? 957 01:07:46,790 --> 01:07:49,450 We got off on the wrong foot. How can I put it? 958 01:07:49,790 --> 01:07:53,200 There was a Lanson in our entourage. 959 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:56,830 He was the companion of an assistant, Miss Van Dinh. 960 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,080 Marie Van Dinh. 961 01:07:58,250 --> 01:07:59,830 An aging doctor, retired. 962 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,950 A clockworks maniac. Very special. Coffee? 963 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,950 Despite his age, he did a lot of climbing. 964 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,080 Two months ago, he took a fall. 965 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,200 A fatal tumble. 966 01:08:09,370 --> 01:08:11,410 And the body was not found. 967 01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:13,660 So now… 968 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:16,700 Now our poor Marie… 969 01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:21,580 She is in what we call… reality denial. 970 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,000 She won't admit her man is dead. 971 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,000 She made up a crazy tale. 972 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,200 Plots, scientists, a fountain of youth cure. 973 01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,830 I imagine she told you about it. 974 01:08:32,410 --> 01:08:34,290 You mean she's really crazy? 975 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:38,290 I don't use that vocabulary. I'd say she's… 976 01:08:39,410 --> 01:08:40,370 in shock. 977 01:08:41,290 --> 01:08:43,450 It's a fairly common phenomenon. 978 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:47,000 The problem is, she's spreading crap all over us! 979 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,000 She spreads nonsense, to some about others. 980 01:08:50,910 --> 01:08:53,870 She tells them of secret cures, 981 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,910 miraculous treatments by the mysterious Prof. Lanson. 982 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,870 For example, Gisèle Malivose, 983 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,540 that very young lady. 984 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:04,660 From the next table. 985 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,500 We are very worried. 986 01:09:08,660 --> 01:09:10,450 She's very confused. 987 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:13,370 She's now convinced she's 60 years old. 988 01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:16,660 My heavens, how awful! 989 01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:20,620 Poor Marie Van Dinh. She must have treatment. 990 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:23,750 Of course. We're seeing to that. Right? 991 01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:29,500 It's late. I won't keep you any longer. 992 01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:32,370 I'm glad you brought us up to speed. 993 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:34,290 We consider that our duty. 994 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,160 -Excuse me. -Yes? 995 01:09:36,330 --> 01:09:39,160 Just a little scribble for me. Do you mind? 996 01:09:39,870 --> 01:09:41,040 Cristina. 997 01:09:43,790 --> 01:09:45,660 Thank you, you're so kind. 998 01:09:46,370 --> 01:09:47,290 You're welcome. 999 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,700 You're very handsome! 1000 01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:17,620 Bélisaire! 1001 01:11:21,410 --> 01:11:23,200 There's a corpse in the pool. 1002 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,450 Looks like Marie Van Dinh. Wake up. 1003 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:28,370 A corpse in the pool! 1004 01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:30,830 Incredible. I just had a terrible dream. 1005 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,580 Someone pulled my feet to a lake bottom. 1006 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,120 Now I see Marie… 1007 01:11:51,870 --> 01:11:52,830 Well. 1008 01:11:53,660 --> 01:11:54,830 Back to bed? 1009 01:11:58,790 --> 01:12:00,950 -No, we're going. -Where? 1010 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,410 We have to go. 1011 01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:05,450 -Come on. -Now? 1012 01:12:14,290 --> 01:12:15,160 Stop here. 1013 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:20,120 We'll go cross-country, it's safer. 1014 01:12:39,910 --> 01:12:41,160 Marie? 1015 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,080 Look! 1016 01:12:59,450 --> 01:13:00,620 Traces of water. 1017 01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:03,830 Perhaps… 1018 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:07,370 Marie? 1019 01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,160 She's dead. 1020 01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:28,160 Now we must call the police. 1021 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,250 What is this? 1022 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:41,580 A key. 1023 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:45,500 A storage locker key. 1024 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,450 That's where Lanson hid his formula. 1025 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,500 A rail station locker! 1026 01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:52,580 It was so simple! 1027 01:13:56,870 --> 01:13:58,000 Little Marie. 1028 01:14:00,290 --> 01:14:01,950 We thought you were mad. 1029 01:14:09,950 --> 01:14:12,580 We must go. They'll know we have the key. 1030 01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:17,160 You are so right! Give me that key. 1031 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,040 Big cock-up! 1032 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,160 -Go! -Stop this! 1033 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,410 Jünger, after her! Quick! 1034 01:14:27,950 --> 01:14:29,540 My weight is carrying me! 1035 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:30,870 My thigh! 1036 01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:36,750 It's happening. 1037 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,410 Prudence, run! 1038 01:14:38,830 --> 01:14:39,750 Run! 1039 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:41,290 Imbecile! 1040 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,580 Stop! 1041 01:14:45,410 --> 01:14:46,290 Just shoot! 1042 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:51,620 Don't waste time! 1043 01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:59,370 Let her go. We have the husband. 1044 01:17:01,370 --> 01:17:03,160 Oh, George. You frightened me. 1045 01:17:03,330 --> 01:17:06,080 Excuse me. I thought you were gone two more days. 1046 01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:07,290 All is well? 1047 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:11,080 The colonel was captured by criminals. 1048 01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:13,750 What? Did you call the general? 1049 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,200 Why? 1050 01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:16,790 The police, then. 1051 01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:20,330 If I told them, the colonel would have no more trouble. 1052 01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:22,410 The colonel would be dead. 1053 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,370 What is this? 1054 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,250 It all looks alike. 1055 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:29,910 The egg… 1056 01:17:35,290 --> 01:17:36,870 And this? 1057 01:17:42,870 --> 01:17:45,700 "Electromagnetic Specters, Cell Regeneration, 1058 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:47,450 by Ambroise Lanson." 1059 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,540 A gentleman about the gentleman. 1060 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,950 You didn't call me? 1061 01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:55,450 He said you have 48 hours to return what you took. 1062 01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:57,040 Or else the gentleman… 1063 01:17:59,580 --> 01:18:02,160 Don't panic. That gives us two days. 1064 01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,080 Shouldn't the police be notified? 1065 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,910 You know the colonel always gets away. 1066 01:18:20,950 --> 01:18:22,750 We'll get nothing for now. 1067 01:18:22,910 --> 01:18:25,540 We must wait for the narcotic to wear off. 1068 01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,660 Tie him up. Tightly! 1069 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:54,870 How can you concentrate on your toenail polish? 1070 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:58,910 Applying nail polish is a precise exercise, 1071 01:18:59,370 --> 01:19:01,620 which steadies the nerves 1072 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:04,660 and favors level-headedness. 1073 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:08,040 That poor colonel. 1074 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,910 The 48 hours are almost up. 1075 01:19:11,370 --> 01:19:12,830 Perhaps he's dead. 1076 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,950 Or even decomposing. 1077 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,540 That's enough, George. 1078 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,200 Not another word! 1079 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:21,080 I'm not worried, you're not worried. 1080 01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,830 We're not worried! 1081 01:19:46,830 --> 01:19:50,450 Prudence, if you stay outside you could catch cold. 1082 01:19:55,370 --> 01:19:58,250 No. The countess leaves the clinic at six. 1083 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:00,790 We'll meet her in her room. 1084 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,790 What makes you laugh? 1085 01:20:07,290 --> 01:20:09,540 You! A bunch of clowns you are! 1086 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:13,160 In any case, Prudence will never give you what you want. 1087 01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:17,500 When we send you, piece by piece, back to her, 1088 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,000 she will finally give in. 1089 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:22,160 You don't know Prudence! 1090 01:20:22,330 --> 01:20:25,950 Once in Argentina, I had dynamite all around my waist. 1091 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,540 He lit the fuse. Know what she did? 1092 01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:33,450 She went to watch polo. We had to wait till she got back. 1093 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,040 Almost got burned that time! 1094 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,040 So? 1095 01:20:38,870 --> 01:20:40,160 What's your point? 1096 01:20:40,950 --> 01:20:44,200 Just that no one is more stoic than Prudence. 1097 01:20:44,370 --> 01:20:46,660 Other people's pain won't move her. 1098 01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:49,290 Your wife will trade what she took for you. 1099 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,790 First she wants to know you're all right. 1100 01:20:53,330 --> 01:20:54,410 Speak to her. 1101 01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:56,790 My flower. 1102 01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:01,540 My edelweiss, my snapdragon, my cactus, my azalea, 1103 01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,370 my poppy, my iris, 1104 01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:04,700 That'll do! 1105 01:21:06,330 --> 01:21:08,160 My narcissus, my gardenia… 1106 01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:10,950 -Enough! -Say you're fine, that's all. 1107 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:14,750 If I don't recite the whole bouquet, she'll think I'm not fine. 1108 01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:18,160 My throatwort, 1109 01:21:18,330 --> 01:21:19,330 my orchid, 1110 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,450 my nerine, my Inca lily, 1111 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,330 my geranium, my hydrangea, 1112 01:21:25,790 --> 01:21:26,700 My what? 1113 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,910 Hydrangea, with an H. 1114 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:33,450 Isn't that sweet? A hydrangea with an H. 1115 01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:35,450 My tulip. My love, 1116 01:21:35,620 --> 01:21:38,700 don't worry. I'm fine. 1117 01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:44,290 Magnificent! 1118 01:21:44,450 --> 01:21:45,790 I don't get it! 1119 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,500 -You don't? -No, what does it mean? 1120 01:21:48,950 --> 01:21:50,910 E.S.C.A.P.I.N.G. 1121 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,450 T.O.N.I.G.H.T 1122 01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:56,330 It means they can stick their deal… 1123 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:57,700 you-know-where! 1124 01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:01,830 Stop moving! 1125 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,370 A prisoner gets at least ten minutes of exercise a day. 1126 01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:37,040 King of escape artists. 1127 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:13,370 Oh, you came! 1128 01:24:13,540 --> 01:24:15,870 I knew it! You dirty little man. 1129 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:18,450 Come! Come, darling! 1130 01:24:18,830 --> 01:24:21,790 I will show you such sensual delights! 1131 01:24:21,950 --> 01:24:23,910 You have no idea! 1132 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:28,040 Yes, I love it! 1133 01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:32,870 My geranium, my hydrangea… 1134 01:24:33,370 --> 01:24:35,370 Hydrangea, with an H. 1135 01:24:35,950 --> 01:24:37,040 My tulip. 1136 01:24:37,370 --> 01:24:39,250 "Escaping tonight!" 1137 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:15,370 Bastard! 1138 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,870 Where is my wig? 1139 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:20,660 Excuse me. 1140 01:25:20,830 --> 01:25:22,830 -See you soon, Countess. -Doctor. 1141 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,040 Stop! Imposter! 1142 01:25:31,410 --> 01:25:32,370 Driver. 1143 01:25:39,330 --> 01:25:41,870 There you are! King of escape artists! 1144 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:01,450 They're in custody. 1145 01:26:01,910 --> 01:26:04,000 Lanson's body was found. 1146 01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,330 A FEW DAYS LATER… 1147 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,200 Not much more was discovered. 1148 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:12,290 Length attraction, temporal faults. What a pile of hogwash. 1149 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,160 Did you have it decoded? 1150 01:26:15,330 --> 01:26:17,200 And people died over this! 1151 01:26:18,330 --> 01:26:20,200 Lanson was a charlatan. 1152 01:26:20,370 --> 01:26:23,250 Our staff physicists thought it was a bad joke. 1153 01:26:23,410 --> 01:26:26,370 Maybe not a charlatan. He was a dreamer… 1154 01:26:26,950 --> 01:26:28,830 A visionary, a poet. 1155 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,160 A poet. 1156 01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:33,080 One who bragged too much 1157 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,290 to Roskoff and his followers. 1158 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:38,000 They swallowed it whole! 1159 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:41,330 The idea of the profit they could make from it. 1160 01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:42,750 Eternal youth. 1161 01:26:42,910 --> 01:26:44,330 They got greedy. 1162 01:26:44,830 --> 01:26:46,620 It drove them mad. 1163 01:26:46,790 --> 01:26:49,250 And to get the old man's secret, 1164 01:26:49,410 --> 01:26:51,200 they finally sequestered him. 1165 01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:53,160 But Lanson never caved. 1166 01:26:53,330 --> 01:26:55,000 Then why did they kill him? 1167 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:58,750 Probably an interrogation gone wrong. Heart gave out. 1168 01:27:00,450 --> 01:27:01,950 I mean these were amateurs. 1169 01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:03,450 People are so gullible. 1170 01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:06,500 Believing some magic wand 1171 01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:09,160 can give them back 20, 30, 40 years! 1172 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,540 People will buy just about anything. 1173 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:20,540 Aren't you drinking, Bélisaire? 1174 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,000 Sure. 1175 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,700 -Something troubles me. -Here. 1176 01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:30,160 Marie Van Dinh… 1177 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:33,500 We saw her ID. She was 82. 1178 01:27:35,830 --> 01:27:38,830 That Gisèle girl, and her gorgeous tits. 1179 01:27:40,410 --> 01:27:43,620 Why would she say she was 60? It's absurd! 1180 01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:46,370 Miss Sakhaline. 1181 01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:49,000 Who leapt forward in time, aging 30 years. 1182 01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,660 You weren't mistaken! 1183 01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:52,830 All right. 1184 01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:56,330 They do airbrush magazine photos, but not that much! 1185 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:01,450 Are you listening? 1186 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:05,540 I'm listening. You can't know how I'm listening. 1187 01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:07,540 I'm even recording you! 1188 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:09,370 Don't forget Dad's birthday! 1189 01:28:09,540 --> 01:28:10,700 I'll say it again. 1190 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,160 We haven't cleared this thing up. 1191 01:28:32,950 --> 01:28:35,080 You look splendid! 1192 01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:38,200 New hair-do, new dress, new jewelry! 1193 01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:39,910 What's that? 1194 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,790 Can't you guess? 1195 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,540 Prudence, that isn't… 1196 01:28:45,290 --> 01:28:46,410 The Ambroise Egg! 1197 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:50,330 Give me that egg! 1198 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,830 Come and get it! 1199 01:28:53,410 --> 01:28:54,950 Prudence, give it to me! 1200 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,660 I remind you, I'm your superior officer! 1201 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,910 The Ambroise Egg. 1202 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,330 What is it? Lead? Iron? 1203 01:29:31,370 --> 01:29:33,750 What kind of substance could it be? 1204 01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:35,000 It's a jewel. 1205 01:29:35,580 --> 01:29:37,080 A meteor chip? 1206 01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:41,200 That's funny. 1207 01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:43,000 It moves. 1208 01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:45,000 What is this? 1209 01:29:45,870 --> 01:29:46,950 It unscrews! 1210 01:29:47,830 --> 01:29:49,620 What do you mean, unscrews? 1211 01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:56,040 Bélisaire? 1212 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,370 What? 1213 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,160 -What happened? -I don't know. 1214 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,160 What did you do? 1215 01:30:13,910 --> 01:30:14,950 Nothing. 1216 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,910 What on earth is going on? 1217 01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:25,580 It doesn't unscrew. 1218 01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:27,250 Not at all! 1219 01:30:27,410 --> 01:30:29,000 What? What will we do? 1220 01:30:39,330 --> 01:30:41,250 We'll see after Dad's party. 1221 01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:44,910 What will they take me for? 1222 01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:47,250 A baby. 1223 01:30:47,870 --> 01:30:49,450 A very cute baby. 1224 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:22,330 Happy birthday, Dad! 1225 01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:41,080 Hello, daughter. 1226 01:31:41,620 --> 01:31:42,660 So you're back. 1227 01:31:44,910 --> 01:31:46,370 -Husband's not here? -No. 1228 01:31:46,540 --> 01:31:48,790 Something just came up. 1229 01:31:48,950 --> 01:31:50,500 He sends his best. 1230 01:31:53,120 --> 01:31:54,250 Mom? 1231 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:57,160 What's that baby? 1232 01:31:57,330 --> 01:31:58,450 The baby? 1233 01:31:59,450 --> 01:32:00,450 He's a baby. 1234 01:32:01,540 --> 01:32:02,540 My baby. 1235 01:32:03,250 --> 01:32:04,200 My little baby. 1236 01:32:04,660 --> 01:32:06,660 Isn't he cute? That smile? 1237 01:32:07,250 --> 01:32:08,750 So he's your own baby? 1238 01:32:08,910 --> 01:32:11,410 Why not? We shouldn't he be my baby? 1239 01:32:12,580 --> 01:32:14,330 You mean he's really yours? 1240 01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,910 Sweetie, what's with the questions? 1241 01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:18,250 Do I ask you 1242 01:32:18,410 --> 01:32:20,200 where you were for a month, 1243 01:32:20,370 --> 01:32:22,700 dumping your husband and kids with me? 1244 01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:24,750 Yes, later we'll have a drink. 1245 01:32:28,410 --> 01:32:30,040 Yes, he's my baby. 1246 01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:32,410 Such an appetite. 1247 01:32:32,580 --> 01:32:34,370 What's the little girl's name? 1248 01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:36,250 Come now, Dad. 1249 01:32:36,410 --> 01:32:37,750 He's a boy. 1250 01:32:38,870 --> 01:32:40,000 His name is… 1251 01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:42,870 His name is Jesus. 1252 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,290 Yes, he's Jesus. 1253 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:49,160 Jesus? 1254 01:32:54,410 --> 01:32:56,410 Aren't you overdoing it? 1255 01:32:56,580 --> 01:32:57,870 His name is Jesus. 1256 01:32:58,580 --> 01:33:01,830 I always wondered what Scots wore under their kilts. 1257 01:33:02,370 --> 01:33:03,330 Rudy! 1258 01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:06,950 You never read Dr. Spock! 1259 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:09,120 -Not really. -Obviously! 1260 01:33:09,290 --> 01:33:11,330 You should know babies are modest. 1261 01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:12,660 That beats all. 1262 01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:15,700 You never took care of me or the twins! 1263 01:33:15,870 --> 01:33:17,870 You compared kids to roast veal! 1264 01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:21,910 And then you show up with a baby, out of the blue! 1265 01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:25,290 And Dr. Spock? You don't even know who he is! 1266 01:33:25,450 --> 01:33:27,540 Calm down, children! 1267 01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:29,620 Doesn't Grammy's baby 1268 01:33:29,790 --> 01:33:32,000 look like a mini-Gramps? 1269 01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:35,500 Dad, could I use your trailer to give him a bottle? 1270 01:33:35,950 --> 01:33:37,410 We should tell the truth. 1271 01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:41,040 So your dad can use me as a freak baby? Give me a drink! 1272 01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:46,750 There you go. 1273 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:49,950 Single malt. 1274 01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:51,410 Single malt! 1275 01:33:54,950 --> 01:33:58,290 Such a cuty, such a cuty My little beauty 1276 01:33:59,540 --> 01:34:00,580 Good, right? 1277 01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:05,750 Who are you talking to? 1278 01:34:06,580 --> 01:34:07,540 No one. 1279 01:34:08,790 --> 01:34:09,790 Need a hand? 1280 01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:13,450 That's sweet of you. 1281 01:34:13,620 --> 01:34:15,620 But I'm doing fine on my own. 1282 01:34:17,370 --> 01:34:20,790 I don't know where he came from but he is a cute baby. 1283 01:34:21,250 --> 01:34:22,330 What the…? 1284 01:34:24,910 --> 01:34:25,870 Mom! 1285 01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:27,410 He stinks of whisky! 1286 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:29,870 Did you give him whisky? 1287 01:34:30,410 --> 01:34:34,500 Just a drop. I think he's coming down with something. 1288 01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:37,790 Whisky is an excellent antiseptic. 1289 01:34:37,950 --> 01:34:38,830 Mom! 1290 01:34:39,370 --> 01:34:40,870 You're completely… 1291 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,080 You're completely unnatural! 1292 01:34:43,870 --> 01:34:47,160 -Marie-Christine, I'll explain. -I can't listen to you! 1293 01:34:47,330 --> 01:34:48,620 I can't talk to you! 1294 01:34:51,580 --> 01:34:54,160 OK, let's go home. We'll think this through. 1295 01:34:54,330 --> 01:34:55,200 And Dad? 1296 01:34:55,370 --> 01:34:57,750 Tell him I'm sick. He'll understand. 1297 01:34:58,290 --> 01:35:00,910 All right. Just one more for the road. 1298 01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:03,660 Hey, save me a little. 1299 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:21,580 Babies must be in the rear. 1300 01:35:21,750 --> 01:35:22,620 In safety seats. 1301 01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:26,080 License and registration? 1302 01:35:34,700 --> 01:35:35,750 Hello, Ma'am. 1303 01:35:35,910 --> 01:35:37,120 Alcotest. 1304 01:35:37,290 --> 01:35:38,910 -Here, blow. -Really? 1305 01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:52,500 -That enough? -Fine. 1306 01:36:02,950 --> 01:36:05,660 Mrs. Béresford, I didn't recognize you. 1307 01:36:05,830 --> 01:36:08,620 But we have a problem. You're at .15 1308 01:36:08,790 --> 01:36:11,200 We have to bring you in for a blood test. 1309 01:36:11,370 --> 01:36:14,080 I protest, Officer. I've had nothing to drink! 1310 01:36:14,250 --> 01:36:16,250 Your device must be defective. 1311 01:36:16,410 --> 01:36:19,160 In that case, the blood test will confirm it. 1312 01:36:19,330 --> 01:36:22,580 Look, Officer, I'm really very tired. 1313 01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:25,790 I worked all day. I have a small child with me. 1314 01:36:25,950 --> 01:36:29,830 I can't go to the station now. And I didn't have a drop! 1315 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:32,410 Unfortunately, the test says otherwise. 1316 01:36:32,580 --> 01:36:34,580 But your contraption doesn't work! 1317 01:36:34,750 --> 01:36:38,700 Look, let's try something. I'm just suggesting. 1318 01:36:38,870 --> 01:36:41,540 Try it on my grandson. You'll see it's broken. 1319 01:36:41,950 --> 01:36:43,950 No, that's not regulation. 1320 01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:46,200 Come on. Let's try! 1321 01:36:46,370 --> 01:36:49,790 Officer, you'll see it's out of order. Try it. 1322 01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:52,660 Well… can he blow? 1323 01:36:52,830 --> 01:36:54,830 Sure, he loves bagpipes! 1324 01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:56,750 Let me see. Come on. 1325 01:36:57,540 --> 01:36:58,660 You'll see. 1326 01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:00,080 Right, baby? 1327 01:37:00,250 --> 01:37:02,500 Go ahead, blow! Blow! 1328 01:37:09,830 --> 01:37:11,620 Very good, baby! 1329 01:37:12,950 --> 01:37:14,040 He blew! 1330 01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:19,250 Well? 1331 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:23,700 -He's at .23! -See? 1332 01:37:23,870 --> 01:37:25,950 You're right. This is ridiculous! 1333 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:27,620 Come on. Impossible. 1334 01:37:27,790 --> 01:37:30,450 Our apologies. I'll give you your papers. 1335 01:37:30,620 --> 01:37:31,750 Right behind you. 1336 01:37:31,910 --> 01:37:34,910 Really, those balloon tests worked better. 1337 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:50,160 Where is he? 1338 01:37:51,540 --> 01:37:53,750 Where did he go? My baby! 1339 01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:57,830 I can't believe this. 1340 01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:01,250 Where is he? 1341 01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:05,370 Where are you? 1342 01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:17,080 Bélisaire! 1343 01:38:20,910 --> 01:38:22,040 My baby! 1344 01:38:22,870 --> 01:38:24,250 Baby? 1345 01:38:25,910 --> 01:38:27,040 What baby? 1346 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,580 You don't remember? 1347 01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:38,200 Tally-ho! Tally-ho! 1348 01:38:48,750 --> 01:38:51,080 You see, Prudence? It only unscrews 1349 01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:54,250 when in proximity to a space-time fault. 1350 01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:59,000 Must be one in the Lanson chalet, one on the road. 1351 01:38:59,870 --> 01:39:01,250 Probably others. 1352 01:39:01,790 --> 01:39:04,080 And people thought him mad. 1353 01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:05,950 You realize? 1354 01:39:06,290 --> 01:39:09,450 With this, you can add or subtract years of age 1355 01:39:09,620 --> 01:39:11,330 without changing eras. 1356 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:14,500 In the jargon, that's called getting younger. 1357 01:39:15,410 --> 01:39:17,290 Or older, like Miss Sakhaline! 1358 01:39:17,450 --> 01:39:20,080 A mishap. Slip of the hand, it doesn't count. 1359 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:28,370 What an extraordinary invention! 1360 01:39:30,540 --> 01:39:32,000 Diabolical! 1361 01:39:32,870 --> 01:39:35,120 We should give it to the general. 1362 01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:37,000 You're crazy! 1363 01:39:38,370 --> 01:39:42,080 You can't leave this to the military or to politicians. 1364 01:39:43,620 --> 01:39:45,620 They could do something awful! 1365 01:39:45,910 --> 01:39:47,040 Whereas we… 1366 01:39:47,700 --> 01:39:48,580 We might… 1367 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:50,870 -Kevin! -Give me that! 1368 01:39:52,950 --> 01:39:53,870 Give that back! 1369 01:39:55,950 --> 01:39:57,580 Kevin, come here! 1370 01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:02,290 Out of the way! Move! 1371 01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:03,580 Well! 1372 01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:11,000 Little boy, give us the egg. Drop it! 1373 01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:23,200 How horrible! 1374 01:40:57,450 --> 01:41:00,500 I think we made a big boo-boo. 1375 01:41:02,580 --> 01:41:04,040 We didn't do a thing. 1376 01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:06,000 But face it… 1377 01:41:09,620 --> 01:41:10,660 I'm thirsty! 1378 01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:12,790 -Aren't you? -Sure. 1379 01:41:13,830 --> 01:41:14,910 Kevin! 1380 01:41:26,870 --> 01:41:29,580 That kid was horrible anyway, right? 1381 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:32,700 He would've made his poor mother suffer. 1382 01:41:32,870 --> 01:41:35,620 He might've murdered her. Who knows? 1383 01:41:36,540 --> 01:41:38,870 He had serial killer potential. 1384 01:41:39,370 --> 01:41:42,580 A future Pol Pot. Worse. Attila the Hun! 1385 01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:45,450 Whereas the old guy seems entirely fetching. 1386 01:41:45,620 --> 01:41:47,660 Makes you want to adopt him! 1387 01:41:50,620 --> 01:41:52,410 See? No one will ever know, 1388 01:41:52,580 --> 01:41:55,160 but Prudence & Co. has perhaps spared humanity 1389 01:41:55,330 --> 01:41:57,250 a most terrible scourge. 1390 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:32,450 Subtitling by: Michael Katims 88199

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