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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: a����� (lively piano music)�� �C�u��Aנ���� (bells ring)�� �����@ (ominous music)�� C�u��������� (ominous music cont.)�� ]C�u��e����� (raven caws)�� �C�u��, ����� (cat meows)��ݠ����+ (raven caws)�� IC�u��E ����� (cat hisses)��頖���7 (raven caws)�������� > (cat screeches)�� �C�u��]������ (thunder rumbles)�� C�u��r.����� (raven caws)�������� J - I hear you, Reggie.��������� But I haven't got time to play with you now.���C�u���젹��� That pussy cat's going to get you for din-dins��ޠ����+ one of these days.��r����� � Go on, now. Go on.��6C�u���3����� (thunder claps)�� b����� � (ominous music)�� �C�u�������� (thunder claps)�� C�u��TR����� (bicycle clatters)��TC�u���ˠ���� - (sighs) Well, that...��������� It's a sad day, Jonesy.��+C�u@��ǁ����� - Dwellyn Manor will never be the same,��a������ now His Lordship is dead and buried.��U�����Q - No, no, no, no.���C�u���젞��� (church bells chime)��ؠ����% I Love has found a way, on this, our wedding day I��uC�u���Ӡ���� Arnold��������� Arnold��������� I And in a moment now, we will take our vow I���C�u�������� Arnold�������� I Darling Arnold I�������� I Tender Arnold I�� �C�u��7 ���� I How do I love thee, just you wait and see I�������i Arnold��gC�u��Oߠ���� Arnold�� J�ġ�� � I And let me count the ways through the nights and days I���C�u��l������ I Arnold, you and me, darling Arnold I��������� I Warm, sweet Arnold I�� >C�u@���ˠ���� - There's been a horrible mistake.��������� They've mixed up the marrying with the burying!��U������ (suspenseful music)�� �C�u���Р���� (thunder claps)�� C�u��砨��� (thunder claps) (organ music)��9C�u��u����� (ominous rendition of "Bridal March")���C�u��������� (thunder claps)�� C�u���b����� (thunder claps)�� C�u���(����� (thunder claps)�������O - Dearly beloved.��������! We are gathered together to pay our last res...�� �C�u��L����� No, I...�������& To join in holy wedlock, this man...�� �C�u��o����� (thunder claps)�� ������� (minister coughs)�� �C�u��=������ (minister groans)�� 력��� 8 Uh, to join in holy wedlock�� DC�u��U{����� this man and this woman,��&�����t in holy wedlock.��fC�u��n>����� Uh, for in as much as this man and this woman�� ߠ����- have consented to live as one,��+C�u���&����� sharing joys, sharing sorrows, sharing...��PC�u���Z����� Burdens.��������� Uh, if there be anyone present who can show just cause��uC�u��������� why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony,��E������ let him speak.��C�u��Έ����� Now.��l�����O Forever hold his peace?���C�u��񏠚��� (minister sighs)�������O (thunder claps)��+������ Uh...��rC�u��C�¡�� Karen and Arnold, do you freely enter into wedded bliss�� ߠ����- and forsaking all others,��xC�u��,6����� promise to love, honor and cherish,�� >����� � for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,�� �C�u��G������ in sickness and in health, until death do...��������K Uh...��C�u��]j����� Uh, no.��7������ Uh...��rC�u��vՠ���� Karen.���á��0 Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?��C�u���ˠ���� I do.��ݠ����+ - Yeah.��q������ Uh...���C�u���*����� Arnold...�����  Arnold, do you take this woman to be your��{C�u�������� lawfully wedded wife?�������a (thunder claps)��Š���� s - [Arnold] I do.��aC�u���|����� (minister sighs)��`������ - The ring.��������� The ring!���C�u�� ����� - Oh, oh.��rC�u��O����� (thunder claps)�������U Uh...��r������ I, uh...���C�u��0㠬��� I pronounce you man and wife! l...��U������ (thunder claps)�� ����� May heaven have mercy on my soul.�� �C�u��iC����� (thunder claps)�� ������ (children giggle)�� DC�u��������� (children giggle)�� �C�u��ĩ����� (children giggle)�� �C�u@���-�š�� - I'd not believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.��-�ơ��{ - Will you not be putting His Lordship in the crypt, is it?�� �C�u�������� - Devil through smoke.��6������ I think the old fox is taking off on honeymoon.��������t (Henry laughs)���C�u@��?����� - Oh, Lady Dwellyn, I don't believe you've met��`������ my young legal associate, Evan Lyons.��̠ǡ��� - My condolences on the death of your husband, Lady Dwellyn.�� �C�u��=9����� - Lord Dwellyn's brother, Robert.��&����� s - I don't need any condolences.��������i I need a stiff drink.���C�u@��]{����� - Don't forget the meeting tonight.��頛���7 - [Robert] Mm-hm!��頚��� n - Mr. Whitehead.��Š����� What did Arnold hope to prove by this bizarre ceremony�� sC�u@��v������ with that oversexed airline hostess?�� J����� � - It'll all be explained��B�����' during the meeting at the manor house this evening.�� DC�u���t����� Excuse me, please.��l����� \ (distant thunder claps)��������: (hushed chatter)���C�u@��������� - A decent, God-fearing place like Wales would...��O����� � Oh. Morning, sir. - I'm Douglas Whitehead.��������� Lord Dwellyn's solicitor.��C�u@���ݠ���� There will be a brief legal hearing��頩���7 at the manor house this evening��B�ǡ�� � and I'd like all members of His Lordship's staff to join us.�� �C�u@���N����� You too, Constable.��q������ - Oh, right-oh, sir! Be a pleasure.��7�����  That is, uh... (clears throat)��T������ I'll be along, sir.���C�u@�������� Oh, and begging your pardon, sir.��,�á��y Would you mind explaining what sort of peculiar religion�� ������d His Lordship subscribed to?���C�u�� L����� I never saw no last rites like that before, I never!�� ������ - It wasn't a funeral. It was a wedding!��7C�u@�� ٠���� - That's it! That's it, exactly.��������� That's exactly how it looked to me.�������� � I said to myself, "Henry Hooke," I said,��,C�u@�� 51�ǡ�� "His Lordship may be lying there, as cold as a cod," I said,�� ����� h "but he's taken himself a bride, he is!"��~C�u@�� Ie����� Then, quick as a flash, I answers myself.�������� D "How can that be, Henry Hooke?����ġ��E His Lordship's already got himself a wife. Lady Jocelyn."�� �C�u�� e蠪��� - No, no, no. She's a widow now.�� ������ � Cousin Arnold is dead, you know.���C�u�� {������ - Oh, well, that explains everything, you see!�������P With His Lordship Dead, Lady Jocelyn 's a widow,�� �C�u�� �F����� and that leaves him free to to, uh...�������� � To...�������� 2 (thunder claps)���C�u�� ������� I How do I love thee, just you wait and see I��u������ Arnold���C�u�� Ö����� I Oh, Arnold I�� Ǡ����  I Until our final breath, even better after death I���C�u�� �ꠐ��� Arnold��f������ I Darling Arnold I��+�����, I Tender Arnold I�� hC�u�� �̠���� I Happy bride and groom, exotic honeymoon I��������� Arnold��~C�u�� ������ Arnold��Z������ I They said it couldn't be I��������� I But just you wait and see I��UC�u�� /Š���� I Arnold, you and me through eternity I��������� I Oh, warm, sweet Arnold I�� �C�u�� W٠���� (thunder claps)�� C�u�� oy����� Arnold��Ҡ����� - Karen!��C�u�� �}����� My dear little, sweet, new sister.��Ӡ����! I'm so happy for you and Arnie!���C�u@�� ������� - Ah. - Oh! (giggles)�������� - Thank you, Hester.��頸��� 8 - I wish you both many years of wedded bliss.���C�u�� �蠤��� - I'm so glad you approve.�������� � Some sisters are overly protective.�� C�u�� ������� - (chuckles) Oh, you're a perfect couple.�� ������  I do hope you don't think ill of me��7C�u@�� 猠���� for not attending the ceremony.��������� - Oh, of course not.����š��� I simply had to stay and prepare for the guests, you know.�� \C�u�� -����� (Hester chuckles) (thunder rumbles)��B�á��� Besides, I'm afraid I would've embarrassed too terribly.��!C�u�� +����� - I'm sure you wouldn't have.��7������ - (chuckles) Oh, yes.�������� � I always weep so... (sobs)�� �C�u�� 4������ so hysterically at weddings. (cat meows)�� ߠ����, Oh, I'm sorry.�� C�u�� I#����� Here I stand, chattering away.��������� And I'm sure that you two, you two love birds,�� bC�u@�� _Ƞ���� will wish to be alone for a bit,��������� before the others start dropping in.�� Ǡ����� - Well, I'm sure these gentlemen��~C�u@�� {{����� would like to put Arnold down somewhere.��Ҡ����  - Oh! Of course.��������' This way. In the drawing room, please!���C�u�� ������� I have a nice, comfy place, arranged on...�� �C�u�� ������� (chuckles) There you are, Arnie.��������� Your very favorite place.�� �C�u�� �T����� Arnie was born in this house, you know.�� ����� m - Yes.�������� So I understand.���C�u�� �B����� - It's a...��f�¡��� It's a homey place, with a lived-in feeling. (chuckles)��uC�u�� 󸠚��� Don't you think?��㠏���0 - Hm.��H����� � - Now, Arnie.���C�u�� ������ Let big sister fix your tie, tidy your hair��E������ before the guests arrive.��C�u�� !��ǡ�� - Hester, don't you think we should keep it closed, for now?�� ������� - No.���C�u�� 5������ Arnie loves to go to parties.�� h����� � (thunder claps) (cat yowls)��%C�u�� Kܠ���� For shame, pussy cat!��������� He and Arnie have never been���C�u�� bՠ���� on the best of terms, I'm afraid.�������� � Oh, here I am fussing overArnie again.��WC�u�� ~]����� I must try to remember you're his new bride�� 8����� � and you'll be wanting to do these...��1C�u�� �b����� these little things for him yourself now.�� ߠ����� The green button.��gC�u�� ������ (eerie music)�� sC�u�� �u����� (thunder claps)�� C�u@�� ������ - Lord Dwellyn requested that the reading of his will�� ����� m be held the evening after the, uh, ceremony.�� �C�u�� 2������ This testament is a matter of written, signed,��Ӡ����! and duly notarized record.��~C�u�� Oe����� However, I shall not read it to you.�� 2�ơ��o The details of the various settlements will be presented by�� �C�u�� o����� His Lordship personally.��0�����~ (thunder claps)�� �C�u�� �n����� - [Arnold, V.O.] My dear family and faithful friends,�� ������� thank you for attending the ceremony today���C�u@� �=����� and sharing with me my happiest hour.�� n�ǡ��� I know you are most anxious to learn how you fare in my will��JC�u@�� �͠���� and I assure you, I've gone to some pains to see that�� m����� � each of you receives exactly what he deserves.��'C�u�� ������ First, to Hester, my darling sister whom I cherish,��:C�u��!����� who has tended and cared for me so lovingly,�� 2������ I leave a lifetime trust of 100 pounds a month,���C�u��A������ and the incontestable right to reside in this house�� >����� � for as long as she shall live.��OC�u��W������ - Thank you, Arnie. (cat meows)��������� - [Arnold] You're quite welcome, Hester.��ؠ����� - Oh.��rC�u@��pl����� - [Arnold] To Cousin Douglas, a distant relative�� s����� � nonetheless dear to us all, I entrust the settlement�� �C�u���_����� of my estate and certain other affairs, attendant upon�� Ơ����  my late demise and current marriage.��-C�u�����ǡ�� His retainer shall continue at its more than generous level.��u������ Next, to my younger brother, Robbie,�� C�u�������� who has apparently never wished for anything,�������� D obviously never worked for anything.��yC�u�������� Consequently, has nothing.�� J����� � I bequeath nothing.�� JC�u��猪���� (thunder claps)��B������ (cat screeches)���C�u�� ٠���� " Dybbi!�������� Nevermind that.�������� � Light the candles!��fC�u��#y����� (thunder claps)�� C�u��T������ (cat screeches)��������� - Pussy cat!��r������ You mustn't sit on Arnie. (cat growls)�� �C�u��o������ He's allergic to kitties!��U����� � (Hester chuckles)�� �C�u���X����� (cat meows)��������� Pussy.��r������ - [Arnold] And to continue.���C�u@���F����� To my bereaved and grieving widow, Jocelyn,�� �ġ��V I leave that which she has always treasured more than me.�� �C�u@���ɠ���� Her title, Lady Dwellyn, and the Rolls-Royce�� ��š��� to help her maintain the facade of nobility she cherishes.�� �C�u���۠���� Please remain seated, my dear.��&������ (cat meows)���C�u@��������� Since you refused the one million pounds��������� I offered for a divorce,��㠶��� money quite obviously means nothing to you.�� �C�u@����ơ�� So, as a loving remembrance, a little gesture of affection,��������� I give you one share in the Lady D Cosmetic Company.��C�u@��4 ����� - One share?��r�����+ What about the rest of the estate?�������� - [Arnold] As for the rest of the estate,���C�u��I������ which everyone knows is monumental,�� 񠾡�� > I leave it all to my lovely, adorable bride, Karen.���C�u��i������ Sole ownership of Dwellyn Chemicals�������� J and all subsidiary companies, stocks, bonds,��,C�u���i����� and an enormous hoard of cash,�� 2������ which is safely deposited in a vault.�� IC�u�����á�� The location of which I shall reveal in the near future.��Q������ Dear, sweet Karen.��UC�u��� ����� Even though frustrated by the knowledge��נ����% that my heartless wife would never grant a divorce�� hC�u@���㠲��� and knowing that for the past two years,��O����� � I suffered a terminal illness��a�����K which might bring the end at any moment,�� �C�u���l����� you remained my warm and tender lover.�� 8������ Just as I know you will abide lovingly���C�u���_����� by the terms of this will and our premarital agreement�� ������� to keep me with you always,�� �C�u�� ����� just as you see me now,��������� for as long as you shall live.�� �C�u��BU����� (ominous tones)��䠙���1 (thunder claps)�� �C�u@��U����� - Most generous of His Lordship to remember all of us��͠����  in the will too, ma'am.��頸���Q - One in a million, he was. One in a million.���C�u��oM����� Got yourself a fine gentleman there, ma'am.��ؠ����% And I wish you many happy years together.���C�u���@����� - Thank you. - Thank you.���C�u@���F����� (rain splashes) Oh-ho!��������� Lovely day for this sort of a wedding.��&�����P Cheerio, ma'am. - Goodbye, ma'am.�� �C�u@���נ���� - Oh, you're not leaving also, Mr. Whitehead?�� ����� m - Yes, I'm sorry, my dear.��1������ Evan and I would like to stay and drink a toast,��C�u@����¡�� to you in the groom, but we must get back to Liverpool.��Ҡ���� - Oh.����ǡ�� b - As long as I'm down this way, I thought I might drive over���C�u@���p����� and take care of that Ferguson matter.��f������ - Excellent idea.��B����� C That's combining business with, uh, business.�� hC�u��i����� See you in Liverpool.��B�ǡ��� I'll see the estate is settled as soon as possible, my dear.�� �C�u@��+'����� - Oh, thank you.��������B - And if you have any questions concerning the will,�� Ơ����V don't hesitate to ring me up.��C�u��@Ҡ���� After all, Arnie and I are cousins.�� 𠒡�� > Or were.��<������ No, no. I should say "are."��%C�u��bb����� (Karen chuckles)�� 䠰��� 2 - Oh! There is one other little thing.�� sC�u��zU����� About the money Arnold mentioned...in some vault?�� ������  - I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest notion.��yC�u���$����� - Oh.��������� Well, it's really not important. I was just curious.��C�u@���R����� - I'm sure you'll be informed of its whereabouts��������� soon enough.���ơ�� Arnold always provided for every contingency and this time,�� C�u��������� he seems to have outdone himself.�������� � (rain splashes)�� >C�u���5����� (Karen sighs deeply)�� 3������ - Dybbi? Take this to the car, please.�� �C�u��X����� - Jocelyn.��Š���� - I hope you and your bridegroom, my dead husband,��C�u��/Ԡ¡�� will be very happy together in this medieval mausoleum.��!C�u��Cޠ���� - I can understand your bitterness.�� ����� h If only you'd given Arnold more love and affection.�� C�u@�]������ - You gave him enough "affection" for both of us.��'�����t - All he wanted was -- - I know what he wanted.�� �C�u@��z��� What is your going rate? - (gasps) Lady Dwellyn!�� ����� b You are mistaken.�� ������ Arnold and I never, never discussed money.��iC�u���c����� (thunder claps) - What did he do?��������� Just leave it on the mantle each night?���C�u���"����� - Ours was a deep and honest love.��Ƞ���� In fact, I love Arnold so much,�� �C�u���d����� I refuse to let even death separate us.��W������ - Rubbish.���C�u���Ϡ���� You won't get away with it, you know.�� ������ � It's quite illegal to marry a corpse.��&C�u@��,����� - Well, Mr. Whitehead feels��������� that he can prove our marriage valid.��Ҡ���� (Karen chuckles)��������E He intends to establish a precedent�� hC�u��.'����� using the analogy of women��0�����~ who marry soldiers at the front, by proxy.�� �C�u��B������ Men who might already have died in battle,�� m����� � before the wedding ceremony was performed.���C�u��j ���� (rain splashes)��B������ - The courts will award me the entire estate!�� ߠ����� I am the rightful heir.���C�u��������� Arnold's one and only wife,�� ������ and widow.���C�u���I����� Happy honeymoon, you bitch.�� ������ (ominous music)�� C�u�������� (Karen gasps)��l������ (both chuckle)��������� (Robert moans)���C�u@��ߠ¡�� - I haven't had a chance to congratulate the bride yet.�� ��ġ�� � Now that old Arnie's dead, we don't have to hide anymore.�� nC�u��0������ (Karen moans)�� s������ (Karen chuckles)���C�u@��G����� - Come on. - What's wrong?�����< Well, not in front of Arnie.��a����� � - Hm? Why?��頷���! - I get the creepy feeling he's watching us!���C�u��^������ - Oh, come on.��1�����~ Old Arnie can't see a thing.�� ������ See? (chuckles)���C�u@��v����� Dead as a sausage. - Oh, but he looks so alive.�� D����� � (Robert chuckles)��<����� - I must say, he never looked better.��~C�u��������� - Those eyes.�� �����[ And that smile.��㠣��� � They make my flesh creep.���C�u@���W����� (Robert chuckles)����ǡ��B - Well, you must admit, that is a fancy piece of marinating.�� 렿���� Can you imagine devising a method to have the joints��PC�u@��ɲ����� of your corpse articulated so you could be moved�������� C into any position you like, just like a bloody puppet?��WC�u��㙠���� I know.��r������ Let's dress him up in his shorts��ޠ����' and stand him out on the croquet court.���C�u@��������� - Robbie! That's sacrilegious.��+�����x - Look who's getting squeamish. (chuckles)��1������ You married him.���C�u�������� - You know why I married him.��[�����E Oh, I can't stand even being near him.��+C�u��9������ I have to stay here to inherit the estate!�� Ǡ����  - We are going to hire the best solicitor in England��%C�u@��N'����� and break that ridiculous agreement.��%����� s I am the one you are going to spend��������K the rest of your life with.�� �C�u��i������ - Karen, dear!��a������ The postman brought these and this one is for you.��QC�u@��������� Oh! Are you three having fun?�������� C (Hester chuckles)��=������ (thunder claps) (Hester hums cheerfully)���C�u��������� - This must be a wedding gift.��&����� s " Hm!��r�����@ - It's another tape.��<C�u@���_����� - Does that disturb you?��[������ - I don't wanna hear that voice again.��������� - That voice just may tell you���C�u���)����� where all that lovely money is hidden.���C�u@���Π���� (cassette clacks)��̠����  - [Arnold] Little Robbie,��������! you disgraceful blot on the Dwellyn escutcheon.���C�u@��3����� You've always coveted everything I owned��+�����y and now you hope to take my lovely bride away from me.�� ������c - He knows about us!���C�u@��0t����� - [Arnold] Oh, yes.��<������ I know how you feel about dear Karen.��O����� - What are we going to do? - Karen!���C�u@��H������ - He's always been so damn jealous!��������� - You must be rational!������� 3 Now, he made this tape before he died.���C�u@��`����� - If he really is dead, it was timed so perfectly.�������d How could he know you would be here when it arrived?�� �C�u@���r����� Coincidence? (thunder claps)��7������ - No, no, no, no. Of course not.����ġ��{ Arnie knew me so well, he could anticipate my every move.�� >C�u�������� (Robert sighs)��B������ - Then who sent the tape?�� 񠭡��� - That is the interesting question.��+C�u���꠬��� All right, Arnie. (thunder claps)�� 𠔡�� > Who is it?��qC�u��Л����� Who is trying to drive us bonkers?�� C����� � Hm?��rC�u��罠���� Did you make an agreement with Cousin Douglas?�������� D I mean, he'd do anything for money.��C�u���?����� Or stuttering old Hester?��������� She always did anything you wanted.��C�u@��̠���� Or is it that Hindu spook that you picked up in India�� s����� � all those years ago,���á��! when he lost his arm trying to save your miserable life?�� �C�u��-������ He worshiped... (ominous music)�� 8C�u��F������ We are forgetting someone.��y����� � ' Who?����� - The poor, grieving widow.��C�u��f������ Jocelyn.����� (wipers clack rhythmically)��C�u���[����� - Well, darling? What do you think?���C�u���H����� - I think the entire estate�� m����� � landed precisely where it belongs.�� �C�u���蠝��� - Really? - Mm-hm.�������� I (both chuckle)��頴���� If I couldn't outwit dreary old Whitehead,���C�u��ʇ����� I'd pack up my blackstone.��a����� � - How will you do it?���C�u@���8����� - After I take care of the Ferguson matter,��&����� s I'll tell you, my sweet.��Ҡ����� - How long will it be?��aC�u���y�á�� - I'll meet you at the Shield and Plume before midnight.�� D����� � (tires screech) - Evan! Evan!���C�u��$����� (Evan chuckles)�� 렪��� 9 (thunder claps) (rain splashes)���C�u��.䠝��� (soft, jazzy music)�� �C�u��iޠ���� - [Governor] Your move, Flo.��ޠ����+ - Be with you in half a mo', Governor.���C�u��������� Now, where was I?��������� - Take your time, darlin'.��U������ (rain splashes)��C�u��������� (thunder claps)��頏���7 - Ah!��B����� � King me.�������' Ooh! You're a bold, wicked one, you are.��yC�u@��ʥ����� - Dear, dear! What weather.��Ҡ���� Raining puppies and pussies, it is. Aye.�������� - Well, will you look what the storm blew in.�� �C�u��철���� - Gov'nor, it's your son!��������� - Don't remind me.�� C�u@����ơ�� - Oh, dear, sorry. I've gone and got you all wet, didn't I?��x�¡�� � And you inside, thinking you was gonna be dry. (laughs)�� hC�u@������� Hello, Dy. How are you? - Yeah, Constable.��[������ - Shawmy. - Good evening, Constable.��l����� b - Evening, Gov'nor.��頴���� Well, how's my sweet Flo this evening, eh?�� �C�u��5������ Come on. Give us a kiss, then.��������� There's lovely, eh? (laughs)�� Ǡ���� Listen, uh...��1C�u@�P>����� I was at a wedding today and it reminded me, uh,�� ������  when is you and me going to nip down the island?�� nC�u��l����� - All in good time, Henry.��`������ - Oh, come on now, Flo.��+�����' Been betrothed for a year, we have.��C�u��������� All this waiting, it's very hard on a man, you know.�� ߠ����- - Why ain't you out on your beat?��C�u���0����� - It's raining out, Gov'nor!��f�¡��� - You never knew when to come in outta the rain before.�� �C�u@�������� - Well, uh, what with the storm and everything,�� �¡�� 2 I thought you might fancy a ride home in my handlebars.��?C�u���Ġ���� - Oh, that's sweet of you, Henry.������� � - And then, uh, perhaps we could pop up to your flat��,C�u���۠���� and, uh, watch the television with your mother?�� ������ � - Ah. Listen to him.���C�u@�� ڠ���� A ruddy sex fiend!��������� - Miss? - Yes, ma'am?��+�á��t - I'm going to retire now. I don't wish to be disturbed.�� �C�u��3����� By anyone. - No, ma'am.�������� I'll see to it.��r�����o - I never knew Her Ladyship was staying here.�� IC�u@��99����� Lends a bit of class to the place, eh, Gov'nor?��~������ - Quit babblin', boy!��������� I'm trying to figure out me next move.���C�u��U?����� (thunder claps)�� ������i (foreboding music)�� C�u�������� - What an idiotic man you were, Lord Arnold Dwellyn.���C�u���#����� And that bizarre and ridiculous marriage.�� b�����: You simply couldn't bear to think of losing���C�u���^����� your sweet, young mistress, could you?��yC�u��ɒ����� Well, I have a surprise for you, too.�� >�����K My years with you weren't all as dreary and barren�� 8C�u���c����� and loveless as you imagined.�������� � I also had a lover. (chuckles)�� bC�u�������� Someone you never even knew.�������� He'll be here shortly to keep me company�� C�u��$R����� and to talk about breaking your ludicrous will.�� C�����? You can simply sit there and watch.�� hC�u��F������ And do nothing,��`������ 'cause you're dead, Arnold.���C�u��].����� And I'm your widow, not your ex-wife,�� D�����Q despite that farce of a wedding you staged today.�� IC�u��y۠���� (thunder claps) (ominous music)��9C�u�������� (Jocelyn groans)�� m������ (Jocelyn moans)�� C�u���᠙��� (thunder claps)�� ������ (Jocelyn screams)�� �C�u��٧����� - Thank you, Henry.��+�����y - (gasps) Ooh!��Š���� � - What happened?�������� - The governor.��=C�u�������� He just made his move.��ޠ���� (Jocelyn groans) (glass shatters)��9C�u��g����� (Jocelyn screams)�� 𠚡�� > (glass shatters)��6������ (Jocelyn screams) (glass shatters)�� IC�u��3������ (thunder claps) (rain splashes)���C�u��U������ (thunder claps)�� ������ (dramatic orchestral music)��=C�u��n=����� (Jocelyn groans)��U������ (thunder claps)��O�����@ (Jocelyn groans)�� �C�u���Р���� (Jocelyn grunts)��㠛���1 (Jocelyn screams)��%������ - What was that?�� mC�u���/����� - What was what?��������� I never heard nothing.��������c (suspenseful music)�� hC�u�������� (ominous music)�� C�u��4ؠ���� " Oh!��q������ Upstairs.��r����� � Excuse me.��l������ I'll investigate.��6C�u��Iܠ���� (suspenseful music)�� �C�u��b󠙡�� (thunder claps)�� C�u��}.����� (knocks on door) (tense music)��:C�u���3����� (raven caws)�� �C�u���x����� (bicycle bell rings)�� �C�u���ؠ���� (bicycle clatters)���C�u@���6����� - (chuckles) Oh.��ݠ����+ Paying your last respects to Her Ladyship?��y������ - It was a terrible shock to all of us.�� �C�u@�� ����� - Oh, up or down, don't know.�������� Happens to us all, sooner or later, you know.�������� And it all ends right here.���C�u@��(砽��� - That's not a very comforting thought, Constable.�� �ơ�� \ - Uh, well, ma'am, at least you're the sole surviving widow��,C�u��E������ of Lord Arnold now.��f������ - She's not a widow, Constable.�� s�����u She's a new bride.���C�u��\c����� - Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.��������� Always forgetting, I am. There's a strange one, it is.�� �C�u@��tV�¡�� - Have you completed your investigation of the tragedy?�� ������ � - Oh, it's all in my report, ma'am. (clears throat)���C�u@��������� Her Ladyship was putting a bit of goo on her face,�� �ơ�� > just before bedtime, when this this dreadful thing happened��C�u�������� all of a sudden like.�������� Bits and pieces of her face fell off.��Ҡ����! Oh. (sighs)���C�u@���g����� Peeled like a ruddy onion, she was. Yes.�� ����� h If you don't mind my saying so,��f����� that goo was a real wrinkle remover, indeed.���C�u���y����� (Henry laughs)��0�����~ " Oh!��Š���� � - Karen!��q�����P Poordean��rC�u@�� b����� - Jonesy? I've been wondering.�� ������ � - Yes, Constable Hooke?��������� - Did they make it a cemetery down here���C�u�� �ġ�� 'cause it's always foggy, or is it always foggy down here�� ������ � because they made it a cemetery?��`C�u@�� 1S����� - L give UP-�����, - What do you mean you give up?�������� - I don't know. What's the answer?��B������ - I don't know, I'm asking you!��C�u@�� HL����� - Ijust told you, I don't know!��頼���7 - Well, there's no need to be petulant, is there?��������' (soft, moody music)�� C�u�� ]Π���� Gee, I don't know.��B������ Everybody's so sensitive.���C�u�� ~ᠹ��� I'll kill that bloody raven one of these days.�� mC�u@�� ������� - Robert?��<������ It's Karen.��B�����  You've got to come out right away.��,������ No, no. You must come out.��+C�u�� ������ Now!��������� It's about Jocelyn's death.��,����� \ I know who did it.��[C�u�� � ����� (phone clacks)��C������ (ominous music)��l����� J (engine revs)���C�u�� ������� - Who did it?��頓���6 - Arnold.�������� > He put something terrible in her face cream.�� IC�u��! ������ - Karen, are you going 'round the bend?��̠���� � - He did, Robbie!������ - Oh.��qC�u��!(������ - The cold cream is what killed her.��+�����x Constable Hooke told me.��a�����& - (scoffs) Karen!��lC�u@��!<��ơ�� Do you actually believe that old Arnie was dead for a week,�� �����V came back, and then sneaked in and put acid�� sC�u��!U������ in old Jocelyn's cold cream?��ޠ����+ Come on.�� �C�u@��!i��ơ�� - Well, if he didn't come back, then he planned it somehow.�� ٠����' - Well, why be so upset about it, damn it?���C�u��!�j�ġ�� If old Arnie did do it, then I say bless his rotten soul!�� ߠ����- - Why?��k������ - Because!���C�u��!�.����� There will be nobody left to contest the will.�������� � The money will be all yours.�� C�u��!������� Ours.��r�š��, Oh, really. You simply must look at these things properly.�� �C�u@��!�C����� What do you mean by sneaking in here like that?��7������ Don't you ever announce yourself?��נ����� (eerie music)�� sC�u��"堒��� ' Dybbi?������ When did this come?��[C�u��"%����� The postman has already been here today.��+�����y Was it delivered by messenger?��aC�u��"Z𠠡�� - Damned Hindu zombie.��1����� He is a perfect house boy for a corpse.��OC�u@��"u����� - It's another message from Arnold, I'm sure of it.�������� C - [Robert] Karen.��l�á��� - Well, now we know it's not Jocelyn who's sending them.��OC�u@��"������ - Here. - (gasps) No!��������� I can't stand to hear that voice anymore.�� 𠮡��! Robbie, I don't care about the cash.�� C�u@��"������� The estate is enough.��a������ - We are not going to leave a bank full of money��ؠ����� lying around for somebody else to find.���C�u@��"�=����� Besides, the settlement of the estate could be hung up�� m����� � in the court for months.�� ����� No, for years.��=C�u@��"�t����� - [Arnold] My dear Karen.��ݠ����+ By now, you will have heard how selfish, cold-hearted,�� ������ unrelenting Jocelyn met her well-deserved end.�� �C�u��# 9����� Messy, but most effective.�� ꠫��� 8 - He did it. Maybe we'll be next.���C�u��#!������ " Shh!��ˠ���� - [Arnold] Now, of course, your first thought will be,�������� \ "Am I next?"���C�u��#5����� Dear, dear Karen.��Ҡ����  Can't you understand that all I wish�������t is to be with you always?��C�u@��#M۠ǡ�� Can't you find it in your heart to live up to our agreement?�� h�š�� � If not, I fear your weakness will destroy you, my darling.��,C�u@��#j ����� And loathsome little Robbie, as well.��U������ - That is enough!��l�����E I don't have to listen to you anymore!��%C�u��#�à���� - He'll get us, Robbie!�������` Somehow, some way.��[����� I know he will. I can't stand it anymore!��UC�u��#�n����� - Karen! Now, be quiet!��������� Let me think.��C�u��#������ Karen?����� � It is apparent that old Arnie made�� �C�u��#������� a very deep psychological study of us.�� D����� � - Her face!��Š����� " Shh!���C�u��#������� Now, don't worry.��Z������ We can fox him.��������n ' How?���C�u��$砠��� - He has a fixed plot!������� > He can't change it now.��&C�u��$.������ But we can.������ - Maybe you're right.��=C�u��$D٠���� - Of course I'm right.��頎���y Now.������ You and I are going to make our little plan.�� �C�u��$g:����� - All right.������ But not here.��㠶���� That's the first thing we've got to change.���C�u��$������� I feel Arnold is watching and listening to every word.��u������ - Well, how about my flat in the village?��,C�u��$������� - Mm. (Robert chuckles)�������� � - We have a cozy fire.��a������ "Mm?��C�u��$������� - We can, uh, dine by candlelight and, uh...�� \������ - Children!���C�u@��$�[����� Heavens, this is my night�������f for the weekly quilting party at the church.�� 렷���� I do hope you can manage supper alone, dear.�� JC�u@��$鐠���� And I fed pussy cat.����á�� - Oh, it's quite all right, Hester, because Robbie and I��O������ are driving into the village for supper.��aC�u��$�⠏��� " Oh!��������� How nice.�������� � Getting to know all the family.���C�u@��%à���� I'm sure Arnie would approve your going out��O����� � once in a while.��k������ - We can drop you on the way, sis.��ZC�u��%,3����� - No thank you, Robbie.��������� That's sweet,��㠰��� but I enjoy the walk across the moors.���C�u��%D&����� The heather smells so delicious just after sundown.��Q������ Ta-ta.���C�u��%Y����� Oh.��q����� \ - "Ta-ta."���C�u��%mܠ���� (Robert chuckles)��0�����~ - Dybbi.��=�����  (eerie music)�� �����c Dybbi.��qC�u��%�&����� Have Jonesy bring the car around front.�������� b Please.���C�u��%�ꠘ��� - Damn zombie!��=����� (dramatic orchestral music)��C�u��&����� (both laughing)�� �����K Hey.���C�u@��&0����� - I'm so glad you stopped for champagne.�� ꠩��� 8 I really feel like celebrating,�������� now that I'm out of that awful house.���C�u��&JȠ���� - Who needs�������� I Champagne?������� � - Ah.��q�����o (both giggle)��6C�u��&b������ (Karen moans)��������� (Karen moans and giggles) (ominous music)��9C�u��&������� - [Robert] I think we would be much more comfortable��Ӡ����! in the bedroom.���C�u��&�蠗��� (Karen moans)��+�����y - Much.��������V (Karen chuckles)�� �C�u��&������ (ominous music) (Karen gasps)��`������ (Karen screams)��f����� b - Karen!��q�����i What the hell is...���C�u��&� ����� Oh, my...�������� (Robert grunts)�� �C�u��&�à���� (tires screech)�� C�u��' P����� (tires screech)�� 𠠡��z - Why have we stopped?���C�u@��'%������ - We were idiots, running out like that.��̠����  That's just what Arnie wanted.��������� - Robbie, how did he get there?��7C�u@��'<<����� - Somebody brought him and whoever it was�� s����� � is moving him back to the manor house right now.��������� If we hurry, we can catch them.��fC�u��'T������ (tires screech)�� h����� � - Robbie, how?���C�u��'hc����� How could he... (door closes)�������� � My�������V You're home early.��C�u��'~����� You should've been with me.�� �����[ Oh, it was so delightful at the quilting party.�� �C�u��'������� And isn't Arnie a dear, generous soul�� ������ to let us all go out and enjoy ourselves?�� �C�u@��'������� (Hester hums cheerfully)��O����� � - Hester? - Hm?��������u - Did you notice anyone hanging around outside���C�u@��'������ when you came home?�����< - No.��7����� � Only Jonesy.�������' He was locking up the garden tool house for the night.��C�u@��'�~����� - All right.��r����� - I'll go and make some tea.��7����� - Oh, now that is a wonderful idea! (chuckles)��KC�u��(Ӡ���� - I'm leaving.������ - [Robert] What are you saying?��U�����K - I'm not gonna hang around!���C�u@��(,����� That son of a bitch never meant��������� to go through with our agreement.��1�¡��W It was all just a plot to keep me around after he died,�� C�u@��(DҠ���� so that he could kill me!��B������ - Karen!��r����� � Now, this is nonsense.�� ������ You have to stick around���C�u@��(Y֠á�� until the court settles on the estate, or at least until�������U Arnie lets you know where that cash is hidden.��������- - I don't believe he intends to tell me!��`C�u��(n������ - Wait a minute!�� �����[ No, it could be hidden in this house.�� bC�u��(������� (Robert gasps) (suspenseful music)�� J����� � Yes.�������� � It might be in this very room.�� �C�u��(������� But where the hell do you...��͠����� You don't suppose that he could've hidden it�� �C�u��(�u����� in the most obvious place of all?��+�����y I mean, where he could keep his hands on it.�� �C�u��(�o����� You mind, uh, if I take a look, Arnie, old chap?�� ������ Mm?�� �C�u��(������� (ominous music)�� ������ I don't believe it.��7C�u��) ����� - What is it?��r����� � (Karen gasps)�� =C�u��)*a����� He walked across the moors.��������� - Don't you start that!���C�u��)>k����� Whoever moved him��䠩���  just dragged his feet a little.��C�u@��)T����� (Robert sighs)��������� Well, obviously the money is not in the coffin.��������� But I know it's in this house here, somewhere.���C�u@��)o󠺡�� And if he doesn't tell us about it pretty soon,��Z�¡��� I'll tell you, I'm going to tear this damn place apart!��������� - Well, I'm not spending another minute here!��ZC�u��)������� - All right!�������� All right.������ You can go to my flat.���C�u@��)�\����� - No! I'm not going there again, either.��O����� � - Oh, god, girl. All right, then.��Z�����E I'll take you to an inn.���C�u@��)������� - What inn? Some inn. An inn!��y����� � I mean, that should calm your supernatural fears.��㠶���� How the hell can he know where you're going��C�u��)� ����� if you don't know?�������� - I'll change my clothes and pack a bag.�������� (Robert sighs)���C�u��)牠���� - I need something, too.��頾��� � Yeah, I think I'll borrow one of your suits, Arnie.�� 8C�u��*������ I mean, you're not going out again tonight,�������� are you, old chap?��Š����V (moody music)���C�u��*����� Karen.��r������ You feeling better?���C�u��*2'����� - (sighs) I will when we're out of here.�������� (Robert chuckles)�� DC�u��*\����� - Hester? - Oh, Robbie, look!��̠ơ��c This parcel arrived by messenger tonight while we were out.�� �C�u@��*~=����� Dybbi accepted it.��`������ - Oh, thank heavens, it's too big to be another tape.�� ����� - It's for Arnie, from London.�� �C�u��*������� (gasps) It may be a wedding gift!�� ����� b - [Robert] (chuckles) Well, let's see!��[C�u��*������� - Oh! - Well, look at that.�� 񠤡�� > Now, that is very elegant.�� sC�u@��*ř����� Old Arnie must have ordered a new suit.��`������ At least I won't have to wear a hand-me-down.��+�ǡ��' - Oh, Robbie. You always were one to sample Arnie's goodies.�� 2C�u@��*�@����� - Maybe that is because Arnie always had��������� so many more goodies than I did.��������� Come on along, Hester, old thing. Time to go!��C�u��+:����� I am going to change.��f������ - [Hester] Oh! (chuckles)�� �C�u��+������ (foreboding orchestral music)���C�u��+TQ����� (knocking on door)�������� � - Karen!��qC�u��+�E����� Karen!�����U - I'm not dressed yet.��㠞��� � - Oh, no. Let me in.��������i (Karen sighs)��1C�u��+�,����� - Robbie.��䠒���1 Not now.��r����� \ Be patient.��CC�u��+������ I'll be right down.���C�u��+�U����� (armor clangs)��頗���o (tense music)��xC�u��+񊠝��� (bookcase scraping)�� �C�u��,4����� - Well, Arnie!�������� Ah. Your suit fits me perfectly.�� ������ See? (chuckles)���C�u��,F������ Just the way your whole life is going to fit me.��PC�u@��,Zv����� You enjoyed seeing me penniless and disowned,�� ߠš��- while you built up your own miserable fortune, didn't you?�� >C�u��,w󠫡�� Then you spit on me in your will.���C�u��,�'����� You bastard.�������� I'm going to get everything that you hoarded�� �C�u��,�]����� in your whole, miserable life.��������P And by the simple and delightful device���C�u��,�4����� of stealing your sweet little bride.�� 񠍡��� Mm!���C�u��,�@����� She, um, never was really yours, you know.���C�u��,������ No. (chuckles)�� m����� � Not even when you were alive.���C�u��-!������ What's the matter, Arnie?��`����� � Nothing to say?������ Hm?���C�u��->:����� No tape for that, huh?��&�����{ (Robert chuckles)��C�u��-S����� Things are...��rC�u��-gs����� Things aren't turning out��%������ the way you...��1C�u��-}q�ġ�� (Robert groaning and choking) (dramatic orchestral music)���C�u��-�Ӡ���� (Robert groaning and choking)�� �C�u��-�P����� (Robert groaning and gasping)�� \�����d (Robert chokes)��+C�u��-�-����� You son of a bitch!��Z������ (Robert groaning and choking)�� 2C�u��-�򠧡�� (Robert groaning and choking)�� �C�u��.o����� (Robert chokes)�� C�u��.7-����� (fabric tears)�� �C�u��.]������ - Robbie?�����Q Robbie, I'm all ready.���C�u��.|k����� Robbie?��B������ (Karen screams)��Ҡ���� � (dramatic orchestral music) (Karen screams)���C�u��.�;����� (Karen sobs)�� 렖��� 9 (raven caws)�� IC�u��.�Р���� - Oh, yeah, it took a long time scraping up�������O enough of Master Robert to fill this hole in proper.�� gC�u��.�Ԡ���� Oh, well. Rest in peace, as the saying goes.�� ������ � And rest in pieces, too, I suppose. Yeah.��OC�u��/ /����� (wings flap)�� �����V - Poor Lady Dwellyn. Dreadful shock, you know.�� C�u@��/%۠���� Master Robert poppin' his buttons��������� right in her face that way.����š�� � - Yes. His buttons is all that was left of him, poor chap.�� C�u��/A����� - Your move, Flo.�� b����� Jonesy��gC�u@��/Xڠ���� Fancy this!��Š���� - Well, I got got back from picking up the post.�� ��¡��� Oh, I thought perhaps I might indulge myself to a pint.�� �C�u��/y��á�� - Yes, these gloomy days, you could do the bit of cheer!�� ����� � - Here you go, love.��C�u��/������� - Well...��������� Up the RAF.��������� - Right up. (clears throat)��yC�u��/������� - Ah.��k������ - Have another?��r�����x - No, I best be getting back to Dwellyn Manor.���C�u��/�ˠ���� May have another hole to dig.��1����� � Bye, all.���C�u��/�+����� - [Henry] I'll have one, love.��C�u@��0������ - Ooh. Jonesy forgot his package.�� ����� \ I'll have to run after him.��������� - Oh, wait a minute, Flo, love. Let me see that.��+C�u@��06�¡�� There you are, you see. It's addressed to Lady Dwellyn.�������� I I'll take it to her when I go to finish my report.��͠����c (Henry tuts)���C�u@��0O[�¡�� Dear lady's been in a state of shock the last few days.�� �š�� b Hasn't said a word to a soul since Master Robert exploded.�� C�u��0i����� No.��Š����� Well, there you are. (sighs)��������� (indistinct) boarded up.��C�u��0������� - Gov'nor, your son's a saint. That's what he is.�� ������ - There's a suspicion in me mind���C�u��0������� that he's neither a saint, nor me son.�� 3������ Gov nor���C�u��0�:����� - Your move, love.��B������ - (laughs) Most gracious of you to see me, ma'am.�� DC�u@��0з����� Yes, indeed. Yes. (chuckles)�������1 There's only one or two bits about this puzzling case�� ������@ I'd like to clear up.���C�u��0������ - Of course, Constable.��ݠ����+ - Uh... (chuckles)��Z������ Beggin' your indulgence, Your Lordship.��1C�u��0�V����� I'll only be a moment.��f����� m Yes.��㠯���� Now, as I stated in my report, ma'am,�� �C�u��1,����� I found the assorted bits and pieces�� ������ � here in the drawing room.��������� Yes. (clears throat)���C�u@��13𠱡�� There was his head, on the mantelpiece.�� 2�ơ��� All blue, it was, and blown up like a ruddy circus balloon.���C�u��1U����� Yes, but I made out Master Robert right enough!�� n����� � - Yes. Yes, I understand.��������� Vividly.�� C�u@��1n����� - Oh, it's cleaned up very nicely. Ah, yes.�� �ġ�� m And nestling over here in a corner was his pair of shoes,�� �C�u��1�Z����� and scattered about, higglety pigglety,�� ������� was wee bits and pieces��%C�u@��1�ˠ���� of what goes between the head and the shoes.�� ������  Sort of like a jigsaw puzzle, you might say. (laughs)�� �C�u@��1������ - Please, get to your question.��6������ - Right. Right you are.�������� g I'm sorry, ma'am.��������� Now, all I want to clear up my report is this.�� �C�u��1�⠹��� Was all them various components Master Robert,�� ����� b or might there have been Master Robert���C�u��1쇠���� and some other person?��ޠ����+ And one of 'em... (coughs)�� ������ A midget.��qC�u@��2����� - There was only Robert!�� s����� � - Thank you, ma'am.�������� That saves a lot of further fuss I'm talking about.���C�u@��28����� (Henry chuckles)��������B Odd sort of accident, really. Very odd, yes.�� ��ǡ��- Combination of too much heat and too much brandy, I suppose.��zC�u��2=-����� - Yes, maybe. I don't know.��������� (Henry chuckles)��6����� \ (Henry clears his throat)���C�u��2Q������ - Good day, Your Lordship!��=����� I must say, His Lordship's holding up remarkable.�� �C�u@��2f������ - (sighs) "Remarkable."�������� � - All he takes, I suppose,��������� is a bit of dusting off now and then, eh?���C�u��2|�ġ�� Well, we'll just sing three holy holys and push off home.�� m������ Oh! I almost forgot.���C�u@�2������� This is for you.��頺���7 Jonesy left it at the pub a bit ago. (chuckles)�� ������ Well, good day, ma'am.���C�u��2�]����� - Good day.��㠧���1 (foreboding orchestral music)�� 8C�u��3 :����� (Karen breathes heavily)�� J����� � No!�� ������ No more tapes.���C�u��3'L����� Arnold?�����O im leaving you������� � (foreboding orchestral music cont.)�� �C�u��3Zt����� (eerie music)�� sC�u@�3�/����� - [Arnold] Karen, my dear.��O����� � Don't you realize by now��頮���� I mean to hold you to our agreement?��C�u��3���¡�� I gave Robbie ample warning he was headed for disaster.�� b����� He didn't listen.��+C�u@��3�"����� So I designed that suit especially for him.�� ��¡��K (chuckles) I'm afraid it will never be a popular model.�� nC�u��3�`����� There is no escape, Karen.��������� You and I will always be together.�� C�u��3������ And from now on, I'm sure you'll find it much easier�� ����� h to devote all your attention to me.�� �C�u��4頙��� (ominous music)�� C�u��4>ߠ���� (rotary dial clicks)�� �C�u��4eР���� - Douglas Whitehead, please.��O����� � - I'll take it in here, Ms. Matthews.��[C�u��4�Ѡ���� Whitehead here.����� � Oh, yes, Lady Dwellyn.��0C�u��4�#����� I was going to ring you up.��7����� � I beg your pardon?��BC�u��4�۠���� Of course. I'll drive down directly after work.�� ������ Where?���C�u��4�q�ơ�� Well, it seems rather strange, but if that's what you want.�� >C�u@��4�{����� It is some distance from Liverpool�� �����[ and I may arrive rather late tonight.��������� Oh, don't worry, I'll be there.���C�u��5 ������ Rest assured.�������� Goodbye, my dear.����� (phone clacks)�� �C�u��5,砝��� (suspenseful music)�� hC�u��5Wm����� Ah, there you are, my dear.��������� - Oh, Mr. Whitehead.�������� � I'm so glad you drove down.��+C�u@��5m������ I am so upset and disturbed.�������� D - My dear, if you're so upset,��<������ why meet in a morbid place like this?�� �C�u��5������� - I can't stand that house.��̠����  At least I know everyone here is dead.���C�u��5�A����� I'm not so sure about Arnold.��+�����x - Your husband? What are you saying?��UC�u��5������� - He's...�������f (raven caws)��yC�u��5�Ƞ���� He's going to murder me.�������� m - Arnold? Murder you? Preposterous.���C�u��5�y����� - He's already murdered Jocelyn and Robbie.�� ꠨��� 8 I will be next. I know I will!��[C�u��5�Y����� - My dear, rarely does a dead man commit murder.�� ������  - If he really is dead.���C�u��6������ - What on earth are you trying to tell me?�� 񠰡�� > - No one was with Arnold when he died.�� �C�u��6&������ He could have paid the doctor to falsify�������� the death certificate and then substituted that...�� mC�u@��6;������ that thing in the casket.�������� - But why would he do a thing like that?��������� - Who knows what went on in that twisted mind of his,�� �C�u��6Ul����� or what's going on now?��������� Oh, Douglas. I'm so frightened.��������� Please, help me. Please.�� sC�u@��6r����� - Of course. Yes, of course I will, my dear.�� I�ġ�� � - If I have to go on living with that thing, I'll go mad.�� hC�u��6�C����� There must be some way to free me�������U from that sadistic agreement I've signed.��נ����z Hm?��rC�u��6������� - Yes.���¡�� � Would require a good deal of clever legal manipulation.���C�u��6И����� - I'll pay a generous fee.��ݠá�� � And if you're successful, 10% of my share in the estate.���C�u��6잠���� - I rather think 50% would be more fitting, my dear.�� C����� � Plus...��`�����? Fringe benefits?��<C�u��7 ����� _ 500/0?��B������ - Plus fringe benefits.��������� - I won't pay it.��7C�u��7$V����� - Well, I rather think that completes our business.�� 2������ Goodnight, Lady Dwellyn.���C�u��79נ���� Do remember me to Arnold, please?��1C�u��7S������ - Douglas?��頝���7 (suspenseful music)�� �C�u��7pB����� 50%.��`C�u��7� ����� Plus fringe benefits.�������  (raven caws) (ominous music)��:C�u��7�c����� Ah. (chuckles)��l������ You drive a hard bargain, Douglas.��y������ - (chuckles) Thank you, Karen.��yC�u@��7猪š�� And may I say, it's much more fascinating being of service�� Ơ����  to the distafi side of the family.��[������ - Mm.���C�u@��8������ - Should we have a drink and seal the bargain?��=������ - Yes. Yes.�������� - Karen, Karen, Karen. (ominous music)�� �C�u@��8 ������ Why must you always rush to another man?�� ������ - Now, see here, old chap.�������i - [Arnold] You refuse to heed my warnings.���C�u��8=7����� Yet you saw what happened to Robbie,��y����� � and you know what happened to Jocelyn.�� mC�u��8R������ ' How?��q������ How could he possibly know I was with you?��ݠ����� - It's incredible!���C�u��8l#����� (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u��8�͠���� That's a relief.��7����� I was almost convinced the corpse was talking.�� IC�u@��8������� Karen?��f������ - [Karen] Now do you believe those other deaths������� were not accidental?��q������ - You're absolutely right.���C�u@��8�蠲��� Some real, very live person is operating��O����� � this whole bizarre scheme.��`�����K - What are we going to do?���C�u@��8������ - You go upstairs, try to get some sleep.�������a - Sleep? - Just leave it to me.�� ������ I have a scheme, too.���C�u��8������ - But -- - Now, please, run along.�� ����� m (Karen sighs)�� �C�u��9g����� (suspenseful orchestral music)��`������ (clock ticking rhythmically)�� 2C�u��9)Ƞ���� (raven caws)�� C����� (clock chimes)���C�u��9>̠���� You always were up to fiendish tricks.�� m����� � Even as a boy, Arnold.��C�u��9W<����� I had to knuckle under to you then��������� and for a good many years since.��1����� \ But now I needn't.���C�u��9p*�ġ�� I'm going to end up with both your boodle and your bride.�� aC�u@��9��š�� And when that jolly little friend of yours, whoever it is,��&�á�� s comes sneaking in tonight to remove or change that tape,�� �C�u��9������� he's going to get it hot off the goose.�� h�����Q (suspenseful music)���C�u��9ޠ����� (dramatic orchestral music)��C�u��:Zr����� (dramatic music cont.)�� �C�u��:������ (gun fires)�� >����� � (gun fires)��������� (Arnold laughs)�� �C�u��:�䠖��� (raven caws)�� �C�u��; =����� (Karen sighs)��Š���� (suspenseful music)�������� \ (clock chimes)�� JC�u��;/ࠏ��� Damn!��r������ What's keeping that bloody monster?���C�u��;P������ (glass shatters)�� nC�u��;�H����� (clock ticking rhythmically)�� �C�u��;װ����� (cat meows)���C�u��;될���� (cat meows)��U������ (Douglas sighs)��Ҡ����� (suspenseful music)�� �C�u�� you'd scarcely have any practice at all.���C�u@��<�ڠ���� - That's a damn lie.���á��1 - Yet, like all the other greedy members of this family,�� ꠛ���i you feel cheated.��C�u��<������� - Of course!����ơ�� I dedicated my life to serving you and you threw me crumbs!��C�u@��<������ - [Arnold] By the WaY-��B������ Did you enjoy my excellent��頷��� � and very expensive vintage cognac, old chap?�� C�u��<�Š���� You have a habit of helping yourself to it.�� ������  I was certain you would again.��C�u��=)����� - Oh, good Lord!��䠥���1 (dramatic orchestral music)������� � - [Arnold] Oh, don't be alarmed, dear boy.��~C�u@��=������ The cognac isn't lethal.��������� (Douglas coughs and groans)������� \ It will merely help you enjoy a very long,�� �C�u��=3ڠ���� very deep and restful sleep.�� �C�u��=O������ (raven cawing)�� �C�u��=se����� (motor roars)�� sC�u��=�L����� (trash clatters)��������� (motor roars)�������� (raven caws)�� IC�u��=�㠜��� (muffled thumping)�� ������ (engine roars)�� �C�u��> ������ (ominous music)�� ������� (cat meows)���C�u��>5à���� - Douglas?��������� (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u��>q᠙��� (Karen screams)�� ������ � (raven cawing)�� �C�u@��>�Π���� - Seems a waste of precious space��������� just to bury one foot, ma'am.��ޠ����� - Yes.��������� Pitifully small remains.��`C�u@��>������ Are you certain that it was Cousin Douglas?�� �����V - Oh-ho. Yes, yes.��B������ All in my report, ma'am! (clears throat)�� mC�u��>ɲ����� (cat meows)�������U The, uh...��q������ The foot wasn't a great deal of help.��OC�u��>�F����� Man's foot, it was. Size 10.��U�ơ��� Double A, well kept, and the sock was in rather nice taste.��PC�u@��>���á�� But the leg suspender was a little garish for my liking.�� ����� b No identifying marks or wounds, unless, of course,��OC�u@��?������ you was to count where the ankle was cut off.��͠����  No, no. Real puzzler, it was.��[������ And then I put my investigative skills to work.��&C�u@��?4������ Traced the boot to firm in London.�������� They made this precise foot gear up��1�����K special for Solicitor Whitehead.��[C�u��?L������ Seems he had some sort of inverted instep, you know.�� h����� � - Very clever, Constable.���C�u@��?cU����� (raven caws) (cat meows)��`������ How do you suppose that dear Douglas��������� met with such an unfortunate accident?�� hC�u@��?������� - Plain and simple, ma'am. (laughs)��+�����y Yes, it's all in my report.��㠹���� You see, the trail of blood went from the boot��yC�u@��?������ out into the street.��������� It turned around, it was.�������� � Dead of night, dark street, black suit? Oh...�� C�u@��?�$����� Never knew what hit him. No, no, no, no.��Ҡ���� Poor chap.���š�� \ I should think they'd be picking up bits and pieces of him��C�u@��?�Ϡš�� between here and Liverpool for some time, I should wonder.�������� Hm.�������- Oh, if the cat drags in any new bits and pieces,�� �C�u@��?������ Jonesy can dump 'em in the pit as they pop up.��Ҡ����  (Henry chuckles)�������� - Well, crikey.�������� Many's a time I've heard the expression of having�� tC�u��@������ one foot in the grave, but, uh...�� h����� � - But what?��������� - "But what?"��lC�u��@:����� It's an expression.��7������ One foot...�������� � Oh, nevermind.�� ������ (playful music)�� �C�u��@Hg����� (raven cawing)�� Ơ����? (darts thud) (soft music)�� C�u��@h������ - Three horrible deaths.��������� One after the other.��������� And all in the same family.���C�u@��@�ޠġ�� Don't that lead you to suspect a bit of foul play, Henry?�� ������ � - No, no, no, Flo.�������: Nasty accidents, it was. A rash of accidents.���C�u@��@�]����� Rather localized, you might say.�������U - But how can you be sure?��ݠ����� - Oh. (clears throat)��B����� When you're a skilled criminologist like myself,�� �C�u��@�L����� it's as plain as the nose on your pretty little chest.�� Ơ���� Face.���C�u��@� ����� (Henry belches)��Š���� (stool clatters)�� 񠶡��� Oh, boys, give us hand over here, will you?�� CC�u��@�]����� All right, Gov'nor. Here we are.��������� All together now.��Š���� � One, two, three. Up a-daisy.���C�u��A>����� That's it. There you go.�������� � That's him.��頥���& Oh, wait a bit. Wait a bit.���C�u��A'������ Let's find him something with a bit less altitude.��%����� s Over here, boys.��������z (patrons mumble)��C�u��A?⠘��� (shoes squeak)�� I������ Thank you very much, boys.��&C�u@��A[������ You know, Gov'nor.��`������ I think you've had a bit more than you can handle.��������� - Well, perhaps for the good of me heart,�� C�u@��Au������ I'll taper off a bit.�������O - Oh, I best be getting on my round, but�� �¡��� I'll pop back after closing to see you home, my lovely.���C�u��A������� - Don't worry, Flo, darlin'.�� 렫��� 8 Nothin' damaged, nothin' damaged.�� �C�u��A�&����� (Governor groans)�������� - Qh, Henry!��C�u��Aԡ����� - I'm sorry.�������� I forgot to tell you������� s that I've got other plans for this evening.�� �C�u��A������� - Oh.�������� Putting me off again, are you?�� ������ Listen.���C�u@��B������ A man can take putting off just so often.��+����� h And I'm asking you, straight out.�������� Are you and me engaged, or not?��1C�u@��Bڠ���� - Oh, of course, Henry!��������� - Well, that's more like it, then. (chuckles)��y������ Have a lovely evening and I'll see you tomorrow.�� =C�u��B7 ����� (Henry chuckles)�������� No star, Gov'nor.��`����� Oh. (chuckles)���C�u��BN������ Me hat was on the wrong way, you see. The, uh...���C�u��Bu������ (tense music)�� sC�u��C6����� - Thank you.���C�u��C&5����� (tense music cont.)�������� I Lady Dwellyn.��lC�u��C<������ ' Yes?������ - But don't you remember me?��%�����E Evan Lyons.��C�u��CS,����� Mr. Whitehead's associate.��g����� - Mr. Whitehead is dead.��㠣���: - Yes, of course. I know.�� mC�u��Cr!����� That's why I'm here.��l������ - [Karen] Arnold killed him.���C�u@��C�s����� - He what?��Š���� - This is my husband, Arnold. You know?�� C������ - Oh, yes. (chuckles)��������� Yes, I was at the wedding.���C�u��C�b����� You, um...��l������ You say he killed Douglas Whitehead?�� ������� - And Robert.���C�u��C����� - Really?����� � - [Karen] And Jocelyn!��C�u��C؜����� - Well...�� �����Z He is a bad one.��㠲���? Quite active for a man in his condition.��KC�u��C�s����� - He was going to kill me, too.��&�ǡ�� t - Well, then why didn't you leave? Get out of this abattoir.�� CC�u@��Dx����� - He would find me anywhere.�������� - Really, Lady Dwellyn.������� m I don't think this man is going to murder you.�� �C�u��D)��¡�� - No, not now, because I'm doing exactly what he wants!��������� Just sitting here.��ZC�u��DG<����� Being with him.��������P "For as long as you shall live."�� �C�u��Dj������ - Mm.��r������ Yes, I understand the terms, but, uh... (chuckles)��QC�u��D����� it always has amazed me, this unusual marriage.���C�u��D�(����� But I mean, uh...��������  You're so young.��&C�u��D������� So attractive.��6����� � You can't go on with a macabre arrangement like this.���C�u@��D������ - But I have to!��l�����P It's the only way I can stay alive.��O������ - Well, I wouldn't call this staying alive.��yC�u��D�栚��� Don't you worry.��6������ Now that I'm taking over your affairs...�� 8C�u��D�𠍡�� Mm.��q������ We'll get you out of this in a hurry.�� �����, - You mustn't talk like that!���C�u��E������ Can't you see?��������� Arnold is lying right here,��<����� h watching and listening to every word.���C�u��EKl����� - Now you see him...�� C�u��Ed������ And now you don't.��������� Now, about your arrangement with Mr. Whitehead.�� gC�u��Ey ����� - Oh,��������� well... (sighs)�������� � Douglas was going to get me out of my agreement���C�u��E�ࠕ��� and help me��r�����y dispose of Arnold.��������o For 50% of the estate.�� �C�u��E���� Plus fringe benefits.����¡�� I - Well, I'd be very happy to make the same arrangement.�� �C�u��E�o����� - Oh, no, you can't.�� I����� � Don't you understand he'll kill you, too?���C�u@��E�O����� - No, no. He doesn't know about me, remember?�� 렙��� 9 Besides, Karen.�������� He's not dealing with musty old Whitehead now.�� C�u��F ����� Or that predictable fop, Robbie.�� ����� h - Hm.��������E Maybe you can do something.���C�u��F9����� - Mm-hm?��נá��% Now, I think our first objective should be all that cash��KC�u@��F8������ your husband is supposed to have hidden somewhere.�������� C Now, others are no doubt looking for it already.���C�u��FO��� Where did Arnold spend most of his time?��y������ - He had a private laboratory in the cellar.�� �C�u��Fp2����� I've never seen it.�������f - Well, that sounds like an excellent place to start.�� �C�u��F�~����� When we get around to it.��y�����? (Karen moans) (suspenseful music)��EC�u��F�P����� (Karen moans)���C�u��F������ (Karen moans)�� tC�u��F�~����� (Karen moans)��1����� (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u��Gf ����� (suspenseful music cont.)���C�u��G������� (suspenseful music)���C�u��H������ Karen.�����, Karen.�����- I think I see the light.��C�u��HT������ (suspenseful music cont.)���C�u��H������� (ominous orchestral music)�� 堗��� 2 (steel thuds)�� C�u��H�!����� (rodent squeaks)��f������ (Karen gasps)���C�u��H�\����� (suspenseful music)�� gC�u��I����� � (Hester chuckles)�� �C�u��O������ I'm going to tuck you in,�������� C nice and warm.��aC�u��O������ (Hester chuckles)��[������ (flames crackle) (ominous music)���C�u��O�Q����� (door clangs)�� sC�u��O�t����� (eerie music)�� g������ (Hester breathes deeply)��C�u��P ������ (Hester snifiles)��ؠ����& (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u@��P3������ Oh.��q������ Isn't that nice, Jonesy? You've got it all finished.�� 2�����? You've been a big help to me and I do appreciate it!�� �C�u@��PT����� - Well, would you mind showing your appreciation��1����� with a bit of cold cash, ma'am, like you promised?�� �C�u��Pi]����� After all, I put in a lot of extra hours.�� Ơ����  - Yes.�������� Yes.��������i Of course! (chuckles)�� �C�u��P�Ԡ���� As soon as we dispose of Arnie.�� ������ - Oh, well...���C�u��P������ Well, I don't see the box, ma'am.��ؠ����& - Oh.��Š���� 8 Arnie is right here.��UC�u@��P�㠝��� I had him cremated.��1�����~ - My goodness.��ޠ����� His Lordship cooked right down to nothing, didn't he?��C�u��P�⠚��� - Yeah. (laughs)��Z����� = Oh. Oh, Jonesy.��a������ There's a nasty big rock down there.���C�u@��P������ Would you move it, please? We want it all comfy, cozy!��z������ - Oh, yes, ma'am. All comfy, cozy for Lord Arnold, eh?�� �C�u��Q������ (Jonesy chuckles)�� �ǡ�� n - The grave is not for Arnie! (suspenseful orchestral music)�� �C�u��Q]����� - Huh? No!��������� (shovel clangs)�� �C�u��Q,ߠ���� - It's for you, Jonesy.��+����� � (Hester laughs)�� C�u��QI������ (cat meows)��͠����@ Yes, pussy cat.��C�u��QdD����� Jonesy was a greedy one!������� > But he was a good and faithful workman.���C�u��QyŠ���� (Hester laughs)��������� He even dug his own resting place.�� �C�u��Q������� (Hester laughs)��������� Come along, Arnie.������ (eerie orchestral music)�� tC�u��Q������ When we put dear Arnie away in the crypt,�� 𠯡�� > everyone will be in his proper place.�� �C�u��Q������� Isn't that nice, pussy cat?�� D�����W (cat meows)��0C�u��Q�[����� Now, you and I can peacefully enjoy�� h����� � what all the others were fighting for.�� �C�u��Q�n����� (raven croaks)�� �C�u��R %����� I'll have holiday for the rest of my life.�� ������ � Rome.���C�u��R/����� A villa.�������l The trip I've always dreamed about.��O�����  Now, what we must do quickly, pussy cat,�� �C�u��R7@����� is to find that easy-to-spend cash!�� ������� Rome is waiting.���C�u��RSà���� (Hester sighs)�� �C�u��RgP����� Say nighty night to Uncle Arnie, pussy cat!�� �C�u��R������� I promise you, Arnie!�������� � I'll find the vault where you hid it. (chuckles)���C�u��R�"����� (suspenseful orchestral music)�� ����� b Of course.��rC�u��R������ The vault!����� Go on.��頣���W (suspenseful music cont.)��,C�u��S+������ (Hester chuckles)�� ������� (Hester giggles)�� CC�u��Sw;����� (Hester giggles)�� nC�u@��S�.����� - [Arnold] My dear, devoted Hester.��͠����  I was so sure you were the one person��������d who loved me for myself alone,��6C�u��S������ with no thought of monetary reward.��y����� � - Yes, Arnie! You know how close we've always been.�� �C�u��S�ڠ���� - [Arnold] But, dear sister,��1�����~ just in the terrible event you should prove me wrong,�� C�u��Sׯ����� I devised this final moment of reckoning.�� ����� a (doom hums)��1C�u��S돠���� (door thumps)��l������ " No!��Š����� No, Arnie!��㠧���� I did everything! Everything!���C�u@��T������ Just as you said!��������� - [Arnold] I know I couldn't be here�������� � unless you had disposed of me against my wishes.�� C�u��TΠ¡�� And you wouldn't be here unless you had placed me here.�� ����� n - I'll leave the money right here, Arnie!�� �C�u@��T0P����� (Hester screams)��B������ I don't want any money!��頶��� � - [Arnold] There's really no need for tears��������� or accriminations.���C�u��TFO����� We both have what we most want.��0�����~ - Arnie?��r����� � You're teasing me, Arnie!�� �C�u@��Ta�š�� - [Arnold] You have that hoard of money at your fingertips�� s����� � and I have you with me here --��ޠ����� - Let me out, Arnie!��C�u��Ty������ - [Arnold] For all eternity.�� Ơ����  Eternity. - Arnie!�� �����n - [Arnold] Eternity.���C�u��T������ Eternity.��Š���� (Hester screams)�� �C�u��T̸����� (cat meows)��������z (bicycle bell rings)�� �C�u@��T�ࠜ��� - Well, pussy cat.��������� It appears there's nobody home up at the manor.�� m������ Lady Hester must have gone off on that long trip�� mC�u��U.����� she always dreamed of.��f������ Yes, yes.�������� � Well, after all she's been through, she deserves it.���C�u��UA ����� (moody music)��f������ (bicycle bell rings)��,�����, (raven caws)�� JC�u��U]e����� (cat meows)��㠥���1 (dramatic orchestral music)�� ����� � (cat meows)��������i (raven caws)�� �C�u��U{ ����� (cat and raven screech)�� C�u��U�d����� I How do I love thee, just you wait and see I��Ƞ���� Arnold��UC�u��U������ Arnold��Z�ġ��� I And let me count the ways through the nights and days I���C�u��U� ����� I Arnold, you and me, darling Arnold I��u������ I Warm, sweet Arnold I�� 8C�u��U�Q����� I Through the nights I�� ����� m I Through the days I��������c I Let me count those wonderful ways I��QC�u��VS����� I Life is love, love is no sin I��K������ I Let's not waste our time, let's begin I���C�u��V,̠���� I How do I love thee, just you wait and see I��t������ Arnold��+C�u��VG����� Arnold��+�����x I Until our final breath, even better after death I��KC�u��Va����� Arnold��f������ I Darling Arnold I�������� � I Tender Arnold I�� >C�u��V{)����� I Happy bride and groom, exotic honeymoon I��u������ Arnold��TC�u��V������� Arnold��ޠ¡��+ I They said it couldn't be, but just you wait and see I��KC�u��V�R����� I Arnold, you and me through eternity I��񠠡��? I Warm, sweet Arnold I�� �C�u��V�e����� I Oh, Arnold I��,�����z I Oh, Arnold I���C�u��V�7����� (upbeat funk music)�� =104845

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