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a����� (lively piano music)�� �C�u��Aנ���� (bells ring)�� �����@ (ominous music)��
C�u��������� (ominous music cont.)��
]C�u��e����� (raven caws)�� �C�u��, ����� (cat meows)��ݠ����+ (raven caws)�� IC�u��E
����� (cat hisses)��頖���7 (raven caws)��������> (cat screeches)�� �C�u��]������ (thunder rumbles)��
C�u��r.����� (raven caws)�������� J - I hear you, Reggie.��������� But I haven't got time
to play with you now.���C�u���젹��� That pussy cat's going
to get you for din-dins��ޠ����+ one of these days.��r�����
� Go on, now. Go on.��6C�u���3����� (thunder claps)��b�����
� (ominous music)�� �C�u�������� (thunder claps)��
C�u��TR����� (bicycle clatters)��TC�u���ˠ���� - (sighs) Well, that...��������� It's a sad day, Jonesy.��+C�u@��ǁ����� - Dwellyn Manor will never be the same,��a������ now His Lordship is dead and buried.��U�����Q - No, no, no, no.���C�u���젞��� (church bells chime)��ؠ����% I Love has found a way,
on this, our wedding day I��uC�u���Ӡ���� Arnold��������� Arnold��������� I And in a moment now,
we will take our vow I���C�u�������� Arnold�������� I Darling Arnold I�������� I Tender Arnold I��
�C�u��7 ���� I How do I love thee,
just you wait and see I�������i Arnold��gC�u��Oߠ���� Arnold�� J�ġ��
� I And let me count the ways
through the nights and days I���C�u��l������ I Arnold, you and me, darling Arnold I��������� I Warm, sweet Arnold I��>C�u@���ˠ���� - There's been a horrible mistake.��������� They've mixed up the
marrying with the burying!��U������ (suspenseful music)��
�C�u������� (thunder claps)��
C�u��砨��� (thunder claps)
(organ music)��9C�u��u����� (ominous rendition of "Bridal March")���C�u��������� (thunder claps)��
C�u���b����� (thunder claps)��
C�u���(����� (thunder claps)�������O - Dearly beloved.��������! We are gathered together
to pay our last res...���C�u��L����� No, I...�������& To join in holy wedlock, this man...��
�C�u��o����� (thunder claps)�� ������� (minister coughs)��
�C�u��=������ (minister groans)��
력���8 Uh, to join in holy wedlock��
DC�u��U{����� this man and this woman,��&�����t in holy wedlock.��fC�u��n>����� Uh, for in as much as
this man and this woman��ߠ����- have consented to live as one,��+C�u���&����� sharing joys, sharing sorrows, sharing...��PC�u���Z����� Burdens.��������� Uh, if there be anyone present
who can show just cause��uC�u��������� why these two should not be
joined in holy matrimony,��E������ let him speak.��C�u��Έ����� Now.��l�����O Forever hold his peace?���C�u����� (minister sighs)�������O (thunder claps)��+������ Uh...��rC�u��C�¡�� Karen and Arnold, do you
freely enter into wedded bliss��ߠ����- and forsaking all others,��xC�u��,6����� promise to love, honor and cherish,��>������ for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,��
�C�u��G������ in sickness and in
health, until death do...��������K Uh...��C�u��]j����� Uh, no.��7������ Uh...��rC�u��vՠ���� Karen.���á��0 Do you take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?��C�u���ˠ���� I do.��ݠ����+ - Yeah.��q������ Uh...���C�u���*����� Arnold...����� Arnold, do you take this woman to be your��{C�u�������� lawfully wedded wife?�������a (thunder claps)��Š���� s - [Arnold] I do.��aC�u���|����� (minister sighs)��`������ - The ring.��������� The ring!���C�u�� ����� - Oh, oh.��rC�u��O����� (thunder claps)�������U Uh...��r������ I, uh...���C�u��0㠬��� I pronounce you man and wife! l...��U������ (thunder claps)�� ����� May heaven have mercy on my soul.�� �C�u��iC����� (thunder claps)�������� (children giggle)��
DC�u��������� (children giggle)��
�C�u��ĩ����� (children giggle)��
�C�u@���-�š�� - I'd not believe it if I
hadn't seen it with my own eyes.��-�ơ��{ - Will you not be putting His
Lordship in the crypt, is it?���C�u�������� - Devil through smoke.��6������ I think the old fox is
taking off on honeymoon.��������t (Henry laughs)���C�u@��?����� - Oh, Lady Dwellyn, I
don't believe you've met��`������ my young legal associate, Evan Lyons.��̠ǡ��� - My condolences on the death
of your husband, Lady Dwellyn.���C�u��=9����� - Lord Dwellyn's brother, Robert.��&����� s - I don't need any condolences.��������i I need a stiff drink.���C�u@��]{����� - Don't forget the meeting tonight.��頛���7 - [Robert] Mm-hm!��頚���
n - Mr. Whitehead.������� What did Arnold hope to prove
by this bizarre ceremony�� sC�u@��v������ with that oversexed airline hostess?�� J�����
� - It'll all be explained��B�����' during the meeting at the
manor house this evening.��
DC�u���t����� Excuse me, please.��l�����
\ (distant thunder claps)��������: (hushed chatter)���C�u@��������� - A decent, God-fearing
place like Wales would...��O����� � Oh. Morning, sir.
- I'm Douglas Whitehead.��������� Lord Dwellyn's solicitor.��C�u@���ݠ���� There will be a brief legal hearing��頩���7 at the manor house this evening��B�ǡ�� � and I'd like all members of His
Lordship's staff to join us.��
�C�u@���N����� You too, Constable.��q������ - Oh, right-oh, sir! Be a pleasure.��7�����
That is, uh... (clears throat)��T������ I'll be along, sir.���C�u@�������� Oh, and begging your pardon, sir.��,��y Would you mind explaining
what sort of peculiar religion�� ������d His Lordship subscribed to?���C�u�� L����� I never saw no last rites
like that before, I never!��������
- It wasn't a funeral. It was a wedding!��7C�u@�� ٠���� - That's it! That's it, exactly.��������� That's exactly how it looked to me.��������� I said to myself, "Henry Hooke," I said,��,C�u@�� 51�ǡ�� "His Lordship may be lying
there, as cold as a cod," I said,��
�����h "but he's taken himself a bride, he is!"��~C�u@�� Ie����� Then, quick as a flash, I answers myself.��������
D "How can that be, Henry Hooke?����ġ��E His Lordship's already got
himself a wife. Lady Jocelyn."�� �C�u�� e蠪��� - No, no, no. She's a widow now.��
������� Cousin Arnold is dead, you know.���C�u�� {������ - Oh, well, that explains
everything, you see!�������P With His Lordship Dead,
Lady Jocelyn 's a widow,��
�C�u�� �F����� and that leaves him free to to, uh...�������� � To...��������
2 (thunder claps)���C�u�� ������� I How do I love thee,
just you wait and see I��u������ Arnold���C�u�� Ö����� I Oh, Arnold I�� Ǡ���� I Until our final breath,
even better after death I���C�u�� �ꠐ��� Arnold��f������ I Darling Arnold I��+�����, I Tender Arnold I��hC�u�� �̠���� I Happy bride and groom,
exotic honeymoon I��������� Arnold��~C�u��
������ Arnold��Z������ I They said it couldn't be I��������� I But just you wait and see I��UC�u��
/���� I Arnold, you and me through eternity I��������� I Oh, warm, sweet Arnold I���C�u��
W٠���� (thunder claps)��
C�u��
oy����� Arnold��Ҡ����� - Karen!��C�u��
�}����� My dear little, sweet, new sister.��Ӡ����! I'm so happy for you and Arnie!���C�u@��
������� - Ah.
- Oh! (giggles)�������� - Thank you, Hester.��頸���8 - I wish you both many
years of wedded bliss.���C�u��
�蠤��� - I'm so glad you approve.��������� Some sisters are overly protective.��C�u��
������� - (chuckles) Oh, you're a perfect couple.��������
I do hope you don't think ill of me��7C�u@��
猠���� for not attending the ceremony.��������� - Oh, of course not.����š��� I simply had to stay and prepare
for the guests, you know.��
\C�u��-����� (Hester chuckles)
(thunder rumbles)��B��� Besides, I'm afraid I would've
embarrassed too terribly.��!C�u��+����� - I'm sure you wouldn't have.��7������ - (chuckles) Oh, yes.��������� I always weep so... (sobs)��
�C�u��4������ so hysterically at weddings.
(cat meows)��ߠ����, Oh, I'm sorry.��
C�u��I#����� Here I stand, chattering away.��������� And I'm sure that you
two, you two love birds,��bC�u@��_Ƞ���� will wish to be alone for a bit,��������� before the others start dropping in.�� Ǡ����� - Well, I'm sure these gentlemen��~C�u@��{{����� would like to put Arnold down somewhere.��Ҡ���� - Oh! Of course.��������' This way. In the drawing room, please!���C�u��������� I have a nice, comfy place, arranged on...���C�u��������� (chuckles) There you are, Arnie.��������� Your very favorite place.���C�u���T����� Arnie was born in this house, you know.�� �����
m - Yes.�������� So I understand.���C�u���B����� - It's a...��f�¡��� It's a homey place, with a
lived-in feeling. (chuckles)��uC�u����� Don't you think?��㠏���0 - Hm.��H����� � - Now, Arnie.���C�u�������� Let big sister fix your
tie, tidy your hair��E������ before the guests arrive.��C�u��!��ǡ�� - Hester, don't you think we
should keep it closed, for now?��
������� - No.���C�u��5������ Arnie loves to go to parties.��h������ (thunder claps)
(cat yowls)��%C�u��Kܠ���� For shame, pussy cat!��������� He and Arnie have never been���C�u��bՠ���� on the best of terms, I'm afraid.��������� Oh, here I am fussing overArnie again.��WC�u��~]����� I must try to remember
you're his new bride��8�����
� and you'll be wanting to do these...��1C�u���b����� these little things for him yourself now.��ߠ����� The green button.��gC�u�������� (eerie music)�� sC�u���u����� (thunder claps)��
C�u@��
������ - Lord Dwellyn requested
that the reading of his will�� �����
m be held the evening
after the, uh, ceremony.��
�C�u��
2������ This testament is a
matter of written, signed,��Ӡ����! and duly notarized record.��~C�u��
Oe����� However, I shall not read it to you.��
2�ơ��o The details of the various
settlements will be presented by���C�u��
o����� His Lordship personally.��0�����~ (thunder claps)�� �C�u��
�n����� - [Arnold, V.O.] My dear
family and faithful friends,��
������� thank you for attending the ceremony today���C�u@�
�=����� and sharing with me my happiest hour.��
n�ǡ��� I know you are most anxious to
learn how you fare in my will��JC�u@��
�͠���� and I assure you, I've gone
to some pains to see that��
m������ each of you receives
exactly what he deserves.��'C�u�������� First, to Hester, my darling
sister whom I cherish,��:C�u��!����� who has tended and cared
for me so lovingly,��
2������ I leave a lifetime trust
of 100 pounds a month,���C�u��A������ and the incontestable right
to reside in this house��>������ for as long as she shall live.��OC�u��W������ - Thank you, Arnie.
(cat meows)��������� - [Arnold] You're quite welcome, Hester.��ؠ����� - Oh.��rC�u@��pl����� - [Arnold] To Cousin
Douglas, a distant relative�� s�����
� nonetheless dear to us all,
I entrust the settlement���C�u���_����� of my estate and certain
other affairs, attendant upon�� Ơ���� my late demise and current marriage.��-C�u�����ǡ�� His retainer shall continue at
its more than generous level.��u������ Next, to my younger brother, Robbie,��C�u�������� who has apparently never
wished for anything,��������
D obviously never worked for anything.��yC�u�������� Consequently, has nothing.�� J�����
� I bequeath nothing.�� JC�u��猪���� (thunder claps)��B������ (cat screeches)���C�u��٠���� " Dybbi!��������
Nevermind that.��������
� Light the candles!��fC�u��#y����� (thunder claps)��
C�u��T������ (cat screeches)��������� - Pussy cat!��r������ You mustn't sit on Arnie.
(cat growls)�� �C�u��o������ He's allergic to kitties!��U������ (Hester chuckles)��
�C�u���X����� (cat meows)��������� Pussy.��r������ - [Arnold] And to continue.���C�u@���F����� To my bereaved and
grieving widow, Jocelyn,��
�ġ��V I leave that which she has
always treasured more than me.���C�u@���ɠ���� Her title, Lady Dwellyn,
and the Rolls-Royce��
��� to help her maintain the facade
of nobility she cherishes.��
�C�u���۠���� Please remain seated, my dear.��&������ (cat meows)���C�u@��������� Since you refused the one million pounds��������� I offered for a divorce,��㠶��� money quite obviously
means nothing to you.��
�C�u@����ơ�� So, as a loving remembrance,
a little gesture of affection,��������� I give you one share in the
Lady D Cosmetic Company.��C�u@��4����� - One share?��r�����+ What about the rest of the estate?�������� - [Arnold] As for the rest of the estate,���C�u��I������ which everyone knows is monumental,�� ��> I leave it all to my lovely,
adorable bride, Karen.���C�u��i������ Sole ownership of Dwellyn Chemicals�������� J and all subsidiary
companies, stocks, bonds,��,C�u���i����� and an enormous hoard of cash,��
2������ which is safely deposited in a vault.�� IC�u������ The location of which I shall
reveal in the near future.��Q������ Dear, sweet Karen.��UC�u��� ����� Even though frustrated by the knowledge��נ����% that my heartless wife
would never grant a divorce��hC�u@���㠲��� and knowing that for the past two years,��O����� � I suffered a terminal illness��a�����K which might bring the end at any moment,�� �C�u���l����� you remained my warm and tender lover.��8������ Just as I know you will abide lovingly���C�u���_����� by the terms of this will
and our premarital agreement��������� to keep me with you always,���C�u������� just as you see me now,��������� for as long as you shall live.��
�C�u��BU����� (ominous tones)��䠙���1 (thunder claps)�� �C�u@��U����� - Most generous of His
Lordship to remember all of us��͠����
in the will too, ma'am.��頸���Q - One in a million, he
was. One in a million.���C�u��oM����� Got yourself a fine
gentleman there, ma'am.��ؠ����% And I wish you many happy years together.���C�u���@����� - Thank you.
- Thank you.���C�u@���F����� (rain splashes)
Oh-ho!��������� Lovely day for this sort of a wedding.��&�����P Cheerio, ma'am.
- Goodbye, ma'am.�� �C�u@���נ���� - Oh, you're not leaving
also, Mr. Whitehead?�� �����
m - Yes, I'm sorry, my dear.��1������ Evan and I would like to
stay and drink a toast,��C�u@����¡�� to you in the groom, but we
must get back to Liverpool.��Ҡ���� - Oh.����ǡ��b - As long as I'm down this way,
I thought I might drive over���C�u@���p����� and take care of that Ferguson matter.��f������ - Excellent idea.��B�����
C That's combining business
with, uh, business.��hC�u��i����� See you in Liverpool.��B�ǡ��� I'll see the estate is settled
as soon as possible, my dear.�� �C�u@��+'����� - Oh, thank you.��������B - And if you have any
questions concerning the will,�� Ơ����V don't hesitate to ring me up.��C�u��@Ҡ���� After all, Arnie and I are cousins.�� 𠒡��> Or were.��<������ No, no. I should say "are."��%C�u��bb����� (Karen chuckles)��䠰���
2 - Oh! There is one other little thing.�� sC�u��zU����� About the money Arnold
mentioned...in some vault?��������
- I'm afraid I haven't
the foggiest notion.��yC�u���$����� - Oh.��������� Well, it's really not
important. I was just curious.��C�u@���R����� - I'm sure you'll be
informed of its whereabouts��������� soon enough.���ơ��
Arnold always provided for
every contingency and this time,��
C�u��������� he seems to have outdone himself.��������� (rain splashes)��>C�u���5����� (Karen sighs deeply)��
3������ - Dybbi? Take this to the car, please.���C�u��X����� - Jocelyn.������ - I hope you and your
bridegroom, my dead husband,��C�u��/Ԡ¡�� will be very happy together
in this medieval mausoleum.��!C�u��Cޠ���� - I can understand your bitterness.��
�����h If only you'd given Arnold
more love and affection.��
C�u@�]������ - You gave him enough
"affection" for both of us.��'�����t - All he wanted was --
- I know what he wanted.���C�u@��z��� What is your going rate?
- (gasps) Lady Dwellyn!�������b You are mistaken.��
������ Arnold and I never, never discussed money.��iC�u���c����� (thunder claps)
- What did he do?��������� Just leave it on the mantle each night?���C�u���"����� - Ours was a deep and honest love.��Ƞ���� In fact, I love Arnold so much,�� �C�u���d����� I refuse to let even death separate us.��W������ - Rubbish.���C�u���Ϡ���� You won't get away with it, you know.�� ������
� It's quite illegal to marry a corpse.��&C�u@��,����� - Well, Mr. Whitehead feels��������� that he can prove our marriage valid.��Ҡ���� (Karen chuckles)��������E He intends to establish a precedent��hC�u��.'����� using the analogy of women��0�����~ who marry soldiers at the front, by proxy.���C�u��B������ Men who might already have died in battle,��
m������ before the wedding ceremony was performed.���C�u��j ���� (rain splashes)��B������ - The courts will award
me the entire estate!��ߠ����� I am the rightful heir.���C�u��������� Arnold's one and only wife,��������
and widow.���C�u���I����� Happy honeymoon, you bitch.�� ������ (ominous music)��
C�u�������� (Karen gasps)��l������ (both chuckle)��������� (Robert moans)���C�u@��ߠ¡�� - I haven't had a chance to
congratulate the bride yet.����ġ��� Now that old Arnie's dead, we
don't have to hide anymore.��
nC�u��0������ (Karen moans)�� s������ (Karen chuckles)���C�u@��G����� - Come on.
- What's wrong?�����< Well, not in front of Arnie.��a�����
� - Hm? Why?��頷���! - I get the creepy
feeling he's watching us!���C�u��^������ - Oh, come on.��1�����~ Old Arnie can't see a thing.�� ������ See? (chuckles)���C�u@��v����� Dead as a sausage.
- Oh, but he looks so alive.��
D������ (Robert chuckles)��<����� - I must say, he never looked better.��~C�u��������� - Those eyes.��
�����[ And that smile.��㠣���� They make my flesh creep.���C�u@���W����� (Robert chuckles)����ǡ��B - Well, you must admit, that
is a fancy piece of marinating.��
렿���� Can you imagine devising a
method to have the joints��PC�u@��ɲ����� of your corpse articulated
so you could be moved��������
C into any position you like,
just like a bloody puppet?��WC�u��㙠���� I know.��r������ Let's dress him up in his shorts��ޠ����' and stand him out on the croquet court.���C�u@��������� - Robbie! That's sacrilegious.��+�����x - Look who's getting squeamish. (chuckles)��1������ You married him.���C�u�������� - You know why I married him.��[�����E Oh, I can't stand even being near him.��+C�u��9������ I have to stay here to inherit the estate!�� Ǡ���� - We are going to hire the
best solicitor in England��%C�u@��N'����� and break that ridiculous agreement.��%����� s I am the one you are going to spend��������K the rest of your life with.�� �C�u��i������ - Karen, dear!��a������ The postman brought these
and this one is for you.��QC�u@��������� Oh! Are you three having fun?��������
C (Hester chuckles)��=������ (thunder claps)
(Hester hums cheerfully)���C�u��������� - This must be a wedding gift.��&����� s " Hm!��r�����@ - It's another tape.��<C�u@���_����� - Does that disturb you?��[������ - I don't wanna hear that voice again.��������� - That voice just may tell you���C�u���)����� where all that lovely money is hidden.���C�u@���Π���� (cassette clacks)��̠����
- [Arnold] Little Robbie,��������! you disgraceful blot on
the Dwellyn escutcheon.���C�u@��3����� You've always coveted everything I owned��+�����y and now you hope to take my
lovely bride away from me.�� ������c - He knows about us!���C�u@��0t����� - [Arnold] Oh, yes.��<������ I know how you feel about dear Karen.��O����� - What are we going to do?
- Karen!���C�u@��H������ - He's always been so damn jealous!��������� - You must be rational!�������
3 Now, he made this tape before he died.���C�u@��`����� - If he really is dead,
it was timed so perfectly.�������d How could he know you would
be here when it arrived?���C�u@���r����� Coincidence?
(thunder claps)��7������ - No, no, no, no. Of course not.����ġ��{ Arnie knew me so well, he
could anticipate my every move.��>C�u�������� (Robert sighs)��B������ - Then who sent the tape?�� ��� - That is the interesting question.��+C�u���꠬��� All right, Arnie.
(thunder claps)�� 𠔡��> Who is it?��qC�u��Л����� Who is trying to drive us bonkers?��
C������ Hm?��rC�u��罠���� Did you make an agreement
with Cousin Douglas?��������
D I mean, he'd do anything for money.��C�u���?����� Or stuttering old Hester?��������� She always did anything you wanted.��C�u@��̠���� Or is it that Hindu spook
that you picked up in India�� s�����
� all those years ago,����! when he lost his arm trying
to save your miserable life?���C�u��-������ He worshiped...
(ominous music)��8C�u��F������ We are forgetting someone.��y����� � ' Who?����� - The poor, grieving widow.��C�u��f������ Jocelyn.����� (wipers clack rhythmically)��C�u���[����� - Well, darling? What do you think?���C�u���H����� - I think the entire estate��
m������ landed precisely where it belongs.��
�C�u���蠝��� - Really?
- Mm-hm.�������� I (both chuckle)��頴���� If I couldn't outwit dreary old Whitehead,���C�u��ʇ����� I'd pack up my blackstone.��a����� � - How will you do it?���C�u@���8����� - After I take care of
the Ferguson matter,��&����� s I'll tell you, my sweet.��Ҡ����� - How long will it be?��aC�u���y�á�� - I'll meet you at the Shield
and Plume before midnight.��
D�����
� (tires screech)
- Evan! Evan!���C�u��$����� (Evan chuckles)��
렪���9 (thunder claps)
(rain splashes)���C�u��.䠝��� (soft, jazzy music)��
�C�u��iޠ���� - [Governor] Your move, Flo.��ޠ����+ - Be with you in half a mo', Governor.���C�u��������� Now, where was I?��������� - Take your time, darlin'.��U������ (rain splashes)��C�u��������� (thunder claps)��頏���7 - Ah!��B����� � King me.�������' Ooh! You're a bold, wicked one, you are.��yC�u@��ʥ����� - Dear, dear! What weather.��Ҡ���� Raining puppies and pussies, it is. Aye.�������� - Well, will you look
what the storm blew in.��
�C�u��철���� - Gov'nor, it's your son!��������� - Don't remind me.��
C�u@����ơ�� - Oh, dear, sorry. I've gone
and got you all wet, didn't I?��x�¡�� � And you inside, thinking you
was gonna be dry. (laughs)��hC�u@������� Hello, Dy. How are you?
- Yeah, Constable.��[������ - Shawmy.
- Good evening, Constable.��l�����b - Evening, Gov'nor.��頴���� Well, how's my sweet Flo this evening, eh?��
�C�u��5������ Come on. Give us a kiss, then.��������� There's lovely, eh? (laughs)�� Ǡ���� Listen, uh...��1C�u@�P>����� I was at a wedding today
and it reminded me, uh,��������
when is you and me going
to nip down the island?��
nC�u��l����� - All in good time, Henry.��`������ - Oh, come on now, Flo.��+�����' Been betrothed for a year, we have.��C�u��������� All this waiting, it's very
hard on a man, you know.��ߠ����- - Why ain't you out on your beat?��C�u���0����� - It's raining out, Gov'nor!��f�¡��� - You never knew when to come
in outta the rain before.��
�C�u@�������� - Well, uh, what with
the storm and everything,���¡��
2 I thought you might fancy a
ride home in my handlebars.��?C�u���Ġ���� - Oh, that's sweet of you, Henry.������� � - And then, uh, perhaps we
could pop up to your flat��,C�u���۠���� and, uh, watch the
television with your mother?��������
� - Ah. Listen to him.���C�u@�� ڠ���� A ruddy sex fiend!��������� - Miss?
- Yes, ma'am?��+��t - I'm going to retire now. I
don't wish to be disturbed.��
�C�u��3����� By anyone.
- No, ma'am.�������� I'll see to it.��r�����o - I never knew Her
Ladyship was staying here.�� IC�u@��99����� Lends a bit of class to
the place, eh, Gov'nor?��~������ - Quit babblin', boy!��������� I'm trying to figure out me next move.���C�u��U?����� (thunder claps)��������i (foreboding music)�� C�u�������� - What an idiotic man you
were, Lord Arnold Dwellyn.���C�u���#����� And that bizarre and ridiculous marriage.��b�����: You simply couldn't
bear to think of losing���C�u���^����� your sweet, young mistress, could you?��yC�u��ɒ����� Well, I have a surprise for you, too.��>�����K My years with you weren't
all as dreary and barren��8C�u���c����� and loveless as you imagined.��������� I also had a lover. (chuckles)��bC�u�������� Someone you never even knew.�������� He'll be here shortly to keep me company��
C�u��$R����� and to talk about breaking
your ludicrous will.��
C�����? You can simply sit there and watch.��hC�u��F������ And do nothing,��`������ 'cause you're dead, Arnold.���C�u��].����� And I'm your widow, not your ex-wife,��
D�����Q despite that farce of a
wedding you staged today.�� IC�u��y۠���� (thunder claps)
(ominous music)��9C�u�������� (Jocelyn groans)��
m������ (Jocelyn moans)��
C�u���᠙��� (thunder claps)��
������ (Jocelyn screams)��
�C�u��٧����� - Thank you, Henry.��+�����y - (gasps) Ooh!��Š����� - What happened?�������� - The governor.��=C�u�������� He just made his move.��ޠ����
(Jocelyn groans)
(glass shatters)��9C�u��g����� (Jocelyn screams)�� 𠚡��> (glass shatters)��6������ (Jocelyn screams)
(glass shatters)�� IC�u��3������ (thunder claps)
(rain splashes)���C�u��U������ (thunder claps)��
������ (dramatic orchestral music)��=C�u��n=����� (Jocelyn groans)��U������ (thunder claps)��O�����@ (Jocelyn groans)�� �C�u���Р���� (Jocelyn grunts)��㠛���1 (Jocelyn screams)��%������ - What was that?��
mC�u���/����� - What was what?��������� I never heard nothing.��������c (suspenseful music)��hC�u�������� (ominous music)��
C�u��4ؠ���� " Oh!��q������ Upstairs.��r����� � Excuse me.��l������ I'll investigate.��6C�u��Iܠ���� (suspenseful music)��
�C�u��b�� (thunder claps)��
C�u��}.����� (knocks on door)
(tense music)��:C�u���3����� (raven caws)�� �C�u���x����� (bicycle bell rings)���C�u���ؠ���� (bicycle clatters)���C�u@���6����� - (chuckles) Oh.��ݠ����+ Paying your last respects to Her Ladyship?��y������ - It was a terrible shock to all of us.��
�C�u@������� - Oh, up or down, don't know.�������� Happens to us all, sooner
or later, you know.�������� And it all ends right here.���C�u@��(砽��� - That's not a very
comforting thought, Constable.���ơ��
\ - Uh, well, ma'am, at least
you're the sole surviving widow��,C�u��E������ of Lord Arnold now.��f������ - She's not a widow, Constable.�� s�����u She's a new bride.���C�u��\c����� - Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.��������� Always forgetting, I am.
There's a strange one, it is.��
�C�u@��tV�¡�� - Have you completed your
investigation of the tragedy?��������� - Oh, it's all in my report,
ma'am. (clears throat)���C�u@��������� Her Ladyship was putting
a bit of goo on her face,�� �ơ��> just before bedtime, when this
this dreadful thing happened��C�u�������� all of a sudden like.�������� Bits and pieces of her face fell off.��Ҡ����! Oh. (sighs)���C�u@���g����� Peeled like a ruddy onion, she was. Yes.��
�����h If you don't mind my saying so,��f����� that goo was a real
wrinkle remover, indeed.���C�u���y����� (Henry laughs)��0�����~ " Oh!������� - Karen!��q�����P Poordean��rC�u@�� b����� - Jonesy? I've been wondering.�� ������
� - Yes, Constable Hooke?��������� - Did they make it a cemetery down here���C�u�� �ġ�� 'cause it's always foggy, or
is it always foggy down here��������� because they made it a cemetery?��`C�u@�� 1S����� - L give UP-�����, - What do you mean you give up?�������� - I don't know. What's the answer?��B������ - I don't know, I'm asking you!��C�u@�� HL����� - Ijust told you, I don't know!��頼���7 - Well, there's no need
to be petulant, is there?��������' (soft, moody music)��
C�u�� ]Π���� Gee, I don't know.��B������ Everybody's so sensitive.���C�u�� ~ᠹ��� I'll kill that bloody
raven one of these days.��
mC�u@�� ������� - Robert?��<������ It's Karen.��B�����
You've got to come out right away.��,������ No, no. You must come out.��+C�u�� ������ Now!��������� It's about Jocelyn's death.��,�����
\ I know who did it.��[C�u�� �
����� (phone clacks)��C������ (ominous music)��l����� J (engine revs)���C�u�� ������� - Who did it?��頓���6 - Arnold.��������> He put something terrible
in her face cream.�� IC�u��!
������ - Karen, are you going 'round the bend?��̠����� - He did, Robbie!������ - Oh.��qC�u��!(������ - The cold cream is what killed her.��+�����x Constable Hooke told me.��a�����& - (scoffs) Karen!��lC�u@��!<��ơ�� Do you actually believe that
old Arnie was dead for a week,��
�����V came back, and then
sneaked in and put acid�� sC�u��!U������ in old Jocelyn's cold cream?��ޠ����+ Come on.���C�u@��!i��ơ�� - Well, if he didn't come back,
then he planned it somehow.��
٠����' - Well, why be so upset about it, damn it?���C�u��!�j�ġ�� If old Arnie did do it, then
I say bless his rotten soul!��ߠ����- - Why?��k������ - Because!���C�u��!�.����� There will be nobody
left to contest the will.�������� � The money will be all yours.��
C�u��!������� Ours.��r�š��, Oh, really. You simply must
look at these things properly.���C�u@��!�C����� What do you mean by
sneaking in here like that?��7������ Don't you ever announce yourself?��נ����� (eerie music)�� sC�u��"堒��� ' Dybbi?������ When did this come?��[C�u��"%����� The postman has already been here today.��+�����y Was it delivered by messenger?��aC�u��"Z𠠡�� - Damned Hindu zombie.��1����� He is a perfect house boy for a corpse.��OC�u@��"u����� - It's another message from
Arnold, I'm sure of it.��������
C - [Robert] Karen.��l��� - Well, now we know it's not
Jocelyn who's sending them.��OC�u@��"������ - Here.
- (gasps) No!��������� I can't stand to hear that voice anymore.�� 𠮡��! Robbie, I don't care about the cash.��
C�u@��"������� The estate is enough.��a������ - We are not going to
leave a bank full of money��ؠ����� lying around for somebody else to find.���C�u@��"�=����� Besides, the settlement of
the estate could be hung up��
m������ in the court for months.��
����� No, for years.��=C�u@��"�t����� - [Arnold] My dear Karen.��ݠ����+ By now, you will have heard
how selfish, cold-hearted,�� ������ unrelenting Jocelyn met
her well-deserved end.���C�u��#9����� Messy, but most effective.��
꠫���8 - He did it. Maybe we'll be next.���C�u��#!������ " Shh!��ˠ���� - [Arnold] Now, of course,
your first thought will be,��������
\ "Am I next?"���C�u��#5����� Dear, dear Karen.��Ҡ���� Can't you understand that all I wish�������t is to be with you always?��C�u@��#M۠ǡ�� Can't you find it in your heart
to live up to our agreement?��h�� If not, I fear your weakness
will destroy you, my darling.��,C�u@��#j����� And loathsome little Robbie, as well.��U������ - That is enough!��l�����E I don't have to listen to you anymore!��%C�u��#���� - He'll get us, Robbie!�������` Somehow, some way.��[�����
I know he will. I can't stand it anymore!��UC�u��#�n����� - Karen! Now, be quiet!��������� Let me think.��C�u��#������ Karen?������ It is apparent that old Arnie made��
�C�u��#������� a very deep psychological study of us.��
D������ - Her face!��Š����� " Shh!���C�u��#������� Now, don't worry.��Z������ We can fox him.��������n ' How?���C�u��$砠��� - He has a fixed plot!�������> He can't change it now.��&C�u��$.������ But we can.������ - Maybe you're right.��=C�u��$D٠���� - Of course I'm right.��頎���y Now.������ You and I are going to
make our little plan.��
�C�u��$g:����� - All right.������ But not here.��㠶���� That's the first thing
we've got to change.���C�u��$������� I feel Arnold is watching
and listening to every word.��u������ - Well, how about my flat in the village?��,C�u��$������� - Mm.
(Robert chuckles)�������� � - We have a cozy fire.��a������ "Mm?��C�u��$������� - We can, uh, dine by
candlelight and, uh...��
\������ - Children!���C�u@��$�[����� Heavens, this is my night�������f for the weekly quilting
party at the church.��
렷���� I do hope you can manage
supper alone, dear.�� JC�u@��$鐠���� And I fed pussy cat.����á�� - Oh, it's quite all right,
Hester, because Robbie and I��O������ are driving into the village for supper.��aC�u��$�⠏��� " Oh!��������� How nice.�������� � Getting to know all the family.���C�u@��%à���� I'm sure Arnie would
approve your going out��O����� � once in a while.��k������ - We can drop you on the way, sis.��ZC�u��%,3����� - No thank you, Robbie.��������� That's sweet,��㠰��� but I enjoy the walk across the moors.���C�u��%D&����� The heather smells so
delicious just after sundown.��Q������ Ta-ta.���C�u��%Y����� Oh.��q�����
\ - "Ta-ta."���C�u��%mܠ���� (Robert chuckles)��0�����~ - Dybbi.��=�����
(eerie music)��
�����c Dybbi.��qC�u��%�&����� Have Jonesy bring the car around front.��������b Please.���C�u��%�ꠘ��� - Damn zombie!��=����� (dramatic orchestral music)��C�u��&����� (both laughing)�� �����K Hey.���C�u@��&0����� - I'm so glad you stopped for champagne.��
꠩���8 I really feel like celebrating,�������� now that I'm out of that awful house.���C�u��&JȠ���� - Who needs�������� I Champagne?�������
� - Ah.��q�����o (both giggle)��6C�u��&b������ (Karen moans)��������� (Karen moans and giggles)
(ominous music)��9C�u��&������� - [Robert] I think we would
be much more comfortable��Ӡ����! in the bedroom.���C�u��&�蠗��� (Karen moans)��+�����y - Much.��������V (Karen chuckles)�� �C�u��&������ (ominous music)
(Karen gasps)��`������ (Karen screams)��f�����b - Karen!��q�����i What the hell is...���C�u��&������ Oh, my...��������
(Robert grunts)�� �C�u��&���� (tires screech)��
C�u��'
P����� (tires screech)�� 𠠡��z - Why have we stopped?���C�u@��'%������ - We were idiots, running out like that.��̠����
That's just what Arnie wanted.��������� - Robbie, how did he get there?��7C�u@��'<<����� - Somebody brought him and whoever it was�� s�����
� is moving him back to the
manor house right now.��������� If we hurry, we can catch them.��fC�u��'T������ (tires screech)��h������ - Robbie, how?���C�u��'hc����� How could he...
(door closes)�������� � My�������V You're home early.��C�u��'~����� You should've been with me.��
�����[ Oh, it was so delightful
at the quilting party.��
�C�u��'������� And isn't Arnie a dear, generous soul�������� to let us all go out and enjoy ourselves?��
�C�u@��'������� (Hester hums cheerfully)��O����� � - Hester?
- Hm?��������u - Did you notice anyone
hanging around outside���C�u@��'������ when you came home?�����< - No.��7�����
� Only Jonesy.�������' He was locking up the garden
tool house for the night.��C�u@��'�~����� - All right.��r����� - I'll go and make some tea.��7����� - Oh, now that is a
wonderful idea! (chuckles)��KC�u��(Ӡ���� - I'm leaving.������ - [Robert] What are you saying?��U�����K - I'm not gonna hang around!���C�u@��(,����� That son of a bitch never meant��������� to go through with our agreement.��1�¡��W It was all just a plot to
keep me around after he died,�� C�u@��(DҠ���� so that he could kill me!��B������ - Karen!��r�����
� Now, this is nonsense.��
������ You have to stick around���C�u@��(Y֠á�� until the court settles on
the estate, or at least until�������U Arnie lets you know where
that cash is hidden.��������- - I don't believe he intends to tell me!��`C�u��(n������ - Wait a minute!��
�����[ No, it could be hidden in this house.��bC�u��(������� (Robert gasps)
(suspenseful music)�� J�����
� Yes.��������
� It might be in this very room.�� �C�u��(������� But where the hell do you...��͠����� You don't suppose that
he could've hidden it�� �C�u��(�u����� in the most obvious place of all?��+�����y I mean, where he could
keep his hands on it.��
�C�u��(�o����� You mind, uh, if I take
a look, Arnie, old chap?��������
Mm?��
�C�u��(������� (ominous music)�� ������ I don't believe it.��7C�u��) ����� - What is it?��r������ (Karen gasps)��=C�u��)*a����� He walked across the moors.��������� - Don't you start that!���C�u��)>k����� Whoever moved him��䠩���
just dragged his feet a little.��C�u@��)T����� (Robert sighs)��������� Well, obviously the money
is not in the coffin.��������� But I know it's in this
house here, somewhere.���C�u@��)o�� And if he doesn't tell
us about it pretty soon,��Z�¡��� I'll tell you, I'm going to
tear this damn place apart!��������� - Well, I'm not spending
another minute here!��ZC�u��)������� - All right!�������� All right.������ You can go to my flat.���C�u@��)�\����� - No! I'm not going there again, either.��O����� � - Oh, god, girl. All right, then.��Z�����E I'll take you to an inn.���C�u@��)������� - What inn? Some inn. An inn!��y����� � I mean, that should calm
your supernatural fears.��㠶���� How the hell can he
know where you're going��C�u��)� ����� if you don't know?�������� - I'll change my clothes and pack a bag.�������� (Robert sighs)���C�u��)牠���� - I need something, too.��頾���
� Yeah, I think I'll borrow
one of your suits, Arnie.��8C�u��*������ I mean, you're not
going out again tonight,��������
are you, old chap?������V (moody music)���C�u��*����� Karen.��r������ You feeling better?���C�u��*2'����� - (sighs) I will when we're out of here.�������� (Robert chuckles)��
DC�u��*\����� - Hester?
- Oh, Robbie, look!��̠ơ��c This parcel arrived by messenger
tonight while we were out.��
�C�u@��*~=����� Dybbi accepted it.��`������ - Oh, thank heavens, it's
too big to be another tape.�� ����� - It's for Arnie, from London.��
�C�u��*������� (gasps) It may be a wedding gift!�������b - [Robert] (chuckles) Well, let's see!��[C�u��*������� - Oh!
- Well, look at that.�� ��> Now, that is very elegant.�� sC�u@��*ř����� Old Arnie must have ordered a new suit.��`������ At least I won't have
to wear a hand-me-down.��+�ǡ��' - Oh, Robbie. You always were
one to sample Arnie's goodies.��
2C�u@��*�@����� - Maybe that is because Arnie always had��������� so many more goodies than I did.��������� Come on along, Hester,
old thing. Time to go!��C�u��+:����� I am going to change.��f������ - [Hester] Oh! (chuckles)���C�u��+������ (foreboding orchestral music)���C�u��+TQ����� (knocking on door)�������� � - Karen!��qC�u��+�E����� Karen!�����U - I'm not dressed yet.��㠞���
� - Oh, no. Let me in.��������i (Karen sighs)��1C�u��+�,����� - Robbie.��䠒���1 Not now.��r�����
\ Be patient.��CC�u��+������ I'll be right down.���C�u��+�U����� (armor clangs)��頗���o (tense music)��xC�u��+��� (bookcase scraping)��
�C�u��,4����� - Well, Arnie!�������� Ah. Your suit fits me perfectly.��
������ See? (chuckles)���C�u��,F������ Just the way your whole
life is going to fit me.��PC�u@��,Zv����� You enjoyed seeing me
penniless and disowned,��ߠš��- while you built up your own
miserable fortune, didn't you?��>C�u��,w�� Then you spit on me in your will.���C�u��,�'����� You bastard.��������
I'm going to get
everything that you hoarded���C�u��,�]����� in your whole, miserable life.��������P And by the simple and delightful device���C�u��,�4����� of stealing your sweet little bride.�� ��� Mm!���C�u��,�@����� She, um, never was really yours, you know.���C�u��,������ No. (chuckles)��
m������ Not even when you were alive.���C�u��-!������ What's the matter, Arnie?��`������ Nothing to say?������ Hm?���C�u��->:����� No tape for that, huh?��&�����{ (Robert chuckles)��C�u��-S����� Things are...��rC�u��-gs����� Things aren't turning out��%������ the way you...��1C�u��-}q�ġ�� (Robert groaning and choking)
(dramatic orchestral music)���C�u��-�Ӡ���� (Robert groaning and choking)��
�C�u��-�P����� (Robert groaning and gasping)��
\�����d (Robert chokes)��+C�u��-�-����� You son of a bitch!��Z������ (Robert groaning and choking)��
2C�u��-��� (Robert groaning and choking)��
�C�u��.o����� (Robert chokes)��
C�u��.7-����� (fabric tears)�� �C�u��.]������ - Robbie?�����Q Robbie, I'm all ready.���C�u��.|k����� Robbie?��B������ (Karen screams)��Ҡ����
� (dramatic orchestral music)
(Karen screams)���C�u��.�;����� (Karen sobs)��
렖���9 (raven caws)�� IC�u��.�Р���� - Oh, yeah, it took a
long time scraping up�������O enough of Master Robert to
fill this hole in proper.��gC�u��.�Ԡ���� Oh, well. Rest in peace,
as the saying goes.��
������� And rest in pieces, too, I suppose. Yeah.��OC�u��/ /����� (wings flap)�� �����V - Poor Lady Dwellyn.
Dreadful shock, you know.��
C�u@��/%۠���� Master Robert poppin' his buttons��������� right in her face that way.����š��
� - Yes. His buttons is all that
was left of him, poor chap.��C�u��/A����� - Your move, Flo.��b����� Jonesy��gC�u@��/Xڠ���� Fancy this!��Š���� - Well, I got got back
from picking up the post.�� ��¡��� Oh, I thought perhaps I might
indulge myself to a pint.��
�C�u��/y��� - Yes, these gloomy days, you
could do the bit of cheer!��
�����
� - Here you go, love.��C�u��/������� - Well...��������� Up the RAF.��������� - Right up. (clears throat)��yC�u��/������� - Ah.��k������ - Have another?��r�����x - No, I best be getting
back to Dwellyn Manor.���C�u��/�ˠ���� May have another hole to dig.��1����� � Bye, all.���C�u��/�+����� - [Henry] I'll have one, love.��C�u@��0������ - Ooh. Jonesy forgot his package.�������
\ I'll have to run after him.��������� - Oh, wait a minute, Flo,
love. Let me see that.��+C�u@��06�¡�� There you are, you see. It's
addressed to Lady Dwellyn.�������� I I'll take it to her when
I go to finish my report.��͠����c (Henry tuts)���C�u@��0O[�¡�� Dear lady's been in a state
of shock the last few days.���š��b Hasn't said a word to a soul
since Master Robert exploded.��C�u��0i����� No.������� Well, there you are. (sighs)��������� (indistinct) boarded up.��C�u��0������� - Gov'nor, your son's a
saint. That's what he is.��
������ - There's a suspicion in me mind���C�u��0������� that he's neither a saint, nor me son.��
3������ Gov nor���C�u��0�:����� - Your move, love.��B������ - (laughs) Most gracious
of you to see me, ma'am.��
DC�u@��0���� Yes, indeed. Yes. (chuckles)�������1 There's only one or two bits
about this puzzling case��
������@ I'd like to clear up.���C�u��0������ - Of course, Constable.��ݠ����+ - Uh... (chuckles)��Z������ Beggin' your indulgence, Your Lordship.��1C�u��0�V����� I'll only be a moment.��f�����
m Yes.��㠯���� Now, as I stated in my report, ma'am,��
�C�u��1,����� I found the assorted bits and pieces��
������� here in the drawing room.��������� Yes. (clears throat)���C�u@��13𠱡�� There was his head, on the mantelpiece.��
2�ơ��� All blue, it was, and blown up
like a ruddy circus balloon.���C�u��1U����� Yes, but I made out Master
Robert right enough!��
n������ - Yes. Yes, I understand.��������� Vividly.��
C�u@��1n����� - Oh, it's cleaned up
very nicely. Ah, yes.�� �ġ��
m And nestling over here in a
corner was his pair of shoes,��
�C�u��1�Z����� and scattered about, higglety pigglety,��
������� was wee bits and pieces��%C�u@��1�ˠ���� of what goes between
the head and the shoes.��
������ Sort of like a jigsaw puzzle,
you might say. (laughs)���C�u@��1������ - Please, get to your question.��6������ - Right. Right you are.��������g I'm sorry, ma'am.��������� Now, all I want to clear
up my report is this.���C�u��1�⠹��� Was all them various
components Master Robert,�������b or might there have been Master Robert���C�u��1쇠���� and some other person?��ޠ����+ And one of 'em... (coughs)�� ������ A midget.��qC�u@��2����� - There was only Robert!�� s�����
� - Thank you, ma'am.�������� That saves a lot of further
fuss I'm talking about.���C�u@��28����� (Henry chuckles)��������B Odd sort of accident,
really. Very odd, yes.�� ��ǡ��- Combination of too much heat
and too much brandy, I suppose.��zC�u��2=-����� - Yes, maybe. I don't know.��������� (Henry chuckles)��6�����
\ (Henry clears his throat)���C�u��2Q������ - Good day, Your Lordship!��=����� I must say, His Lordship's
holding up remarkable.��
�C�u@��2f������ - (sighs) "Remarkable."�������� � - All he takes, I suppose,��������� is a bit of dusting off now and then, eh?���C�u��2|�ġ�� Well, we'll just sing three
holy holys and push off home.��
m������ Oh! I almost forgot.���C�u@�2������� This is for you.��頺���7 Jonesy left it at the
pub a bit ago. (chuckles)�� ������ Well, good day, ma'am.���C�u��2�]����� - Good day.��㠧���1 (foreboding orchestral music)��8C�u��3
:����� (Karen breathes heavily)�� J�����
� No!��
������ No more tapes.���C�u��3'L����� Arnold?�����O im leaving you�������
� (foreboding orchestral music cont.)��
�C�u��3Zt����� (eerie music)�� sC�u@�3�/����� - [Arnold] Karen, my dear.��O����� � Don't you realize by now��頮���� I mean to hold you to our agreement?��C�u��3���¡�� I gave Robbie ample warning
he was headed for disaster.��b����� He didn't listen.��+C�u@��3�"����� So I designed that suit
especially for him.��
��¡��K (chuckles) I'm afraid it will
never be a popular model.��
nC�u��3�`����� There is no escape, Karen.��������� You and I will always be together.��
C�u��3������ And from now on, I'm sure
you'll find it much easier��
�����h to devote all your attention to me.�� �C�u��4頙��� (ominous music)��
C�u��4>ߠ���� (rotary dial clicks)���C�u��4eР���� - Douglas Whitehead, please.��O����� � - I'll take it in here, Ms. Matthews.��[C�u��4�Ѡ���� Whitehead here.�����
� Oh, yes, Lady Dwellyn.��0C�u��4�#����� I was going to ring you up.��7�����
� I beg your pardon?��BC�u��4�۠���� Of course. I'll drive
down directly after work.�� ������ Where?���C�u��4�q�ơ�� Well, it seems rather strange,
but if that's what you want.��>C�u@��4�{����� It is some distance from Liverpool��
�����[ and I may arrive rather late tonight.��������� Oh, don't worry, I'll be there.���C�u��5������ Rest assured.�������� Goodbye, my dear.����� (phone clacks)�� �C�u��5,砝��� (suspenseful music)��hC�u��5Wm����� Ah, there you are, my dear.��������� - Oh, Mr. Whitehead.��������
� I'm so glad you drove down.��+C�u@��5m������ I am so upset and disturbed.��������
D - My dear, if you're so upset,��<������ why meet in a morbid place like this?��
�C�u��5������� - I can't stand that house.��̠����
At least I know everyone here is dead.���C�u��5�A����� I'm not so sure about Arnold.��+�����x - Your husband? What are you saying?��UC�u��5������� - He's...�������f (raven caws)��yC�u��5�Ƞ���� He's going to murder me.��������
m - Arnold? Murder you? Preposterous.���C�u��5�y����� - He's already murdered
Jocelyn and Robbie.��
꠨���8 I will be next. I know I will!��[C�u��5�Y����� - My dear, rarely does a
dead man commit murder.��
������ - If he really is dead.���C�u��6������ - What on earth are you trying to tell me?�� ��> - No one was with Arnold when he died.�� �C�u��6&������ He could have paid the doctor to falsify�������� the death certificate and
then substituted that...��
mC�u@��6;������ that thing in the casket.�������� - But why would he do a thing like that?��������� - Who knows what went on in
that twisted mind of his,�� �C�u��6Ul����� or what's going on now?��������� Oh, Douglas. I'm so frightened.��������� Please, help me. Please.�� sC�u@��6r����� - Of course. Yes, of
course I will, my dear.�� I�ġ��
� - If I have to go on living
with that thing, I'll go mad.��hC�u��6�C����� There must be some way to free me�������U from that sadistic agreement I've signed.��נ����z Hm?��rC�u��6������� - Yes.���¡��� Would require a good deal of
clever legal manipulation.���C�u��6И����� - I'll pay a generous fee.��ݠá�� � And if you're successful, 10%
of my share in the estate.���C�u��6잠���� - I rather think 50% would
be more fitting, my dear.��
C������ Plus...��`�����? Fringe benefits?��<C�u��7
����� _ 500/0?��B������ - Plus fringe benefits.��������� - I won't pay it.��7C�u��7$V����� - Well, I rather think that
completes our business.��
2������ Goodnight, Lady Dwellyn.���C�u��79נ���� Do remember me to Arnold, please?��1C�u��7S������ - Douglas?��頝���7 (suspenseful music)��
�C�u��7pB����� 50%.��`C�u��7�
����� Plus fringe benefits.������� (raven caws)
(ominous music)��:C�u��7�c����� Ah. (chuckles)��l������ You drive a hard bargain, Douglas.��y������ - (chuckles) Thank you, Karen.��yC�u@��7猪š�� And may I say, it's much more
fascinating being of service�� Ơ���� to the distafi side of the family.��[������ - Mm.���C�u@��8������ - Should we have a drink
and seal the bargain?��=������ - Yes. Yes.�������� - Karen, Karen, Karen.
(ominous music)�� �C�u@��8 ������ Why must you always rush to another man?��������
- Now, see here, old chap.�������i - [Arnold] You refuse to heed my warnings.���C�u��8=7����� Yet you saw what happened to Robbie,��y����� � and you know what happened to Jocelyn.��
mC�u��8R������ ' How?��q������ How could he possibly know I was with you?��ݠ����� - It's incredible!���C�u��8l#����� (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u��8�͠���� That's a relief.��7����� I was almost convinced
the corpse was talking.�� IC�u@��8������� Karen?��f������ - [Karen] Now do you
believe those other deaths�������
were not accidental?��q������ - You're absolutely right.���C�u@��8�蠲��� Some real, very live person is operating��O����� � this whole bizarre scheme.��`�����K - What are we going to do?���C�u@��8������ - You go upstairs, try to get some sleep.�������a - Sleep?
- Just leave it to me.�� ������ I have a scheme, too.���C�u��8������ - But --
- Now, please, run along.�� �����
m (Karen sighs)���C�u��9g����� (suspenseful orchestral music)��`������ (clock ticking rhythmically)��
2C�u��9)Ƞ���� (raven caws)��
C����� (clock chimes)���C�u��9>̠���� You always were up to fiendish tricks.��
m������ Even as a boy, Arnold.��C�u��9W<����� I had to knuckle under to you then��������� and for a good many years since.��1�����
\ But now I needn't.���C�u��9p*�ġ�� I'm going to end up with both
your boodle and your bride.��aC�u@��9��š�� And when that jolly little
friend of yours, whoever it is,��&�� s comes sneaking in tonight to
remove or change that tape,��
�C�u��9������� he's going to get it hot off the goose.��h�����Q (suspenseful music)���C�u��9ޠ����� (dramatic orchestral music)��C�u��:Zr����� (dramatic music cont.)��
�C�u��:������ (gun fires)��>������ (gun fires)��������� (Arnold laughs)�� �C�u��:�䠖��� (raven caws)�� �C�u��;
=����� (Karen sighs)������ (suspenseful music)��������
\ (clock chimes)�� JC�u��;/ࠏ��� Damn!��r������ What's keeping that bloody monster?���C�u��;P������ (glass shatters)��
nC�u��;�H����� (clock ticking rhythmically)��
�C�u��;װ����� (cat meows)���C�u��;될���� (cat meows)��U������ (Douglas sighs)��Ҡ����� (suspenseful music)��
�C�u�� you'd scarcely have any practice at all.���C�u@��<�ڠ���� - That's a damn lie.���á��1 - Yet, like all the other
greedy members of this family,��
ꠛ���i you feel cheated.��C�u��<������� - Of course!����ơ��
I dedicated my life to serving
you and you threw me crumbs!��C�u@��<������ - [Arnold] By the WaY-��B������ Did you enjoy my excellent��頷��� � and very expensive
vintage cognac, old chap?��
C�u��<����� You have a habit of
helping yourself to it.��
������ I was certain you would again.��C�u��=)����� - Oh, good Lord!��䠥���1 (dramatic orchestral music)�������� - [Arnold] Oh, don't be alarmed, dear boy.��~C�u@��=������ The cognac isn't lethal.��������� (Douglas coughs and groans)�������
\ It will merely help you enjoy a very long,���C�u��=3ڠ���� very deep and restful sleep.�� �C�u��=O������ (raven cawing)�� �C�u��=se����� (motor roars)�� sC�u��=�L����� (trash clatters)��������� (motor roars)�������� (raven caws)�� IC�u��=�㠜��� (muffled thumping)��
������ (engine roars)���C�u��>
������ (ominous music)�� ������� (cat meows)���C�u��>5à���� - Douglas?��������� (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u��>q᠙��� (Karen screams)��������� (raven cawing)��
�C�u@��>�Π���� - Seems a waste of precious space��������� just to bury one foot, ma'am.��ޠ����� - Yes.��������� Pitifully small remains.��`C�u@��>������ Are you certain that
it was Cousin Douglas?��
�����V - Oh-ho. Yes, yes.��B������ All in my report, ma'am! (clears throat)��
mC�u��>ɲ����� (cat meows)�������U The, uh...��q������ The foot wasn't a great deal of help.��OC�u��>�F����� Man's foot, it was. Size 10.��U�ơ��� Double A, well kept, and the
sock was in rather nice taste.��PC�u@��>���� But the leg suspender was a
little garish for my liking.�������b No identifying marks or
wounds, unless, of course,��OC�u@��?������ you was to count where
the ankle was cut off.��͠����
No, no. Real puzzler, it was.��[������ And then I put my
investigative skills to work.��&C�u@��?4������ Traced the boot to firm in London.�������� They made this precise foot gear up��1�����K special for Solicitor Whitehead.��[C�u��?L������ Seems he had some sort of
inverted instep, you know.��h������ - Very clever, Constable.���C�u@��?cU����� (raven caws)
(cat meows)��`������ How do you suppose that dear Douglas��������� met with such an unfortunate accident?��hC�u@��?������� - Plain and simple, ma'am. (laughs)��+�����y Yes, it's all in my report.��㠹���� You see, the trail of
blood went from the boot��yC�u@��?������ out into the street.��������� It turned around, it was.��������� Dead of night, dark
street, black suit? Oh...��
C�u@��?�$����� Never knew what hit him. No, no, no, no.��Ҡ���� Poor chap.���š��
\ I should think they'd be picking
up bits and pieces of him��C�u@��?�Ϡš�� between here and Liverpool for
some time, I should wonder.�������� Hm.�������- Oh, if the cat drags in
any new bits and pieces,���C�u@��?������ Jonesy can dump 'em in
the pit as they pop up.��Ҡ���� (Henry chuckles)�������� - Well, crikey.�������� Many's a time I've heard
the expression of having�� tC�u��@������ one foot in the grave, but, uh...��h������ - But what?��������� - "But what?"��lC�u��@:����� It's an expression.��7������ One foot...��������� Oh, nevermind.��
������ (playful music)�� �C�u��@Hg����� (raven cawing)�� Ơ����? (darts thud)
(soft music)��
C�u��@h������ - Three horrible deaths.��������� One after the other.��������� And all in the same family.���C�u@��@�ޠġ�� Don't that lead you to suspect
a bit of foul play, Henry?��
������� - No, no, no, Flo.�������: Nasty accidents, it was.
A rash of accidents.���C�u@��@�]����� Rather localized, you might say.�������U - But how can you be sure?��ݠ����� - Oh. (clears throat)��B����� When you're a skilled
criminologist like myself,���C�u��@�L����� it's as plain as the nose
on your pretty little chest.�� Ơ���� Face.���C�u��@�
����� (Henry belches)������ (stool clatters)�� ��� Oh, boys, give us hand
over here, will you?��
CC�u��@�]����� All right, Gov'nor. Here we are.��������� All together now.������
� One, two, three. Up a-daisy.���C�u��A>����� That's it. There you go.�������� � That's him.��頥���& Oh, wait a bit. Wait a bit.���C�u��A'������ Let's find him something
with a bit less altitude.��%����� s Over here, boys.��������z (patrons mumble)��C�u��A?⠘��� (shoes squeak)�� I������ Thank you very much, boys.��&C�u@��A[������ You know, Gov'nor.��`������ I think you've had a bit
more than you can handle.��������� - Well, perhaps for the good of me heart,��
C�u@��Au������ I'll taper off a bit.�������O - Oh, I best be getting on my round, but�� �¡��� I'll pop back after closing
to see you home, my lovely.���C�u��A������� - Don't worry, Flo, darlin'.��
렫���8 Nothin' damaged, nothin' damaged.��
�C�u��A�&����� (Governor groans)�������� - Qh, Henry!��C�u��Aԡ����� - I'm sorry.�������� I forgot to tell you������� s that I've got other
plans for this evening.�� �C�u��A������� - Oh.�������� Putting me off again, are you?��
������ Listen.���C�u@��B������ A man can take putting off just so often.��+�����h And I'm asking you, straight out.�������� Are you and me engaged, or not?��1C�u@��Bڠ���� - Oh, of course, Henry!��������� - Well, that's more like
it, then. (chuckles)��y������ Have a lovely evening and
I'll see you tomorrow.��=C�u��B7 ����� (Henry chuckles)��������
No star, Gov'nor.��`����� Oh. (chuckles)���C�u��BN������ Me hat was on the wrong
way, you see. The, uh...���C�u��Bu������ (tense music)�� sC�u��C6����� - Thank you.���C�u��C&5����� (tense music cont.)�������� I Lady Dwellyn.��lC�u��C<������ ' Yes?������ - But don't you remember me?��%�����E Evan Lyons.��C�u��CS,����� Mr. Whitehead's associate.��g�����
- Mr. Whitehead is dead.��㠣���: - Yes, of course. I know.��
mC�u��Cr!����� That's why I'm here.��l������ - [Karen] Arnold killed him.���C�u@��C�s����� - He what?������ - This is my husband, Arnold. You know?��
C������ - Oh, yes. (chuckles)��������� Yes, I was at the wedding.���C�u��C�b����� You, um...��l������ You say he killed Douglas Whitehead?�� ������� - And Robert.���C�u��C����� - Really?�����
� - [Karen] And Jocelyn!��C�u��C����� - Well...��
�����Z He is a bad one.��㠲���? Quite active for a man in his condition.��KC�u��C�s����� - He was going to kill me, too.��&�ǡ�� t - Well, then why didn't you
leave? Get out of this abattoir.��
CC�u@��Dx����� - He would find me anywhere.�������� - Really, Lady Dwellyn.�������
m I don't think this man
is going to murder you.���C�u��D)��¡�� - No, not now, because I'm
doing exactly what he wants!��������� Just sitting here.��ZC�u��DG<����� Being with him.��������P "For as long as you shall live."���C�u��Dj������ - Mm.��r������ Yes, I understand the
terms, but, uh... (chuckles)��QC�u��D����� it always has amazed me,
this unusual marriage.���C�u��D�(����� But I mean, uh...�������� You're so young.��&C�u��D������� So attractive.��6�����
� You can't go on with a
macabre arrangement like this.���C�u@��D������ - But I have to!��l�����P It's the only way I can stay alive.��O������ - Well, I wouldn't call
this staying alive.��yC�u��D�栚��� Don't you worry.��6������ Now that I'm taking over your affairs...��8C�u��D�𠍡�� Mm.��q������ We'll get you out of this in a hurry.�� �����, - You mustn't talk like that!���C�u��E������ Can't you see?��������� Arnold is lying right here,��<�����h watching and listening to every word.���C�u��EKl����� - Now you see him...��
C�u��Ed������ And now you don't.��������� Now, about your arrangement
with Mr. Whitehead.��gC�u��Ey
����� - Oh,��������� well... (sighs)��������� Douglas was going to get
me out of my agreement���C�u��E�ࠕ��� and help me��r�����y dispose of Arnold.��������o For 50% of the estate.��
�C�u��E���� Plus fringe benefits.����¡�� I - Well, I'd be very happy to
make the same arrangement.��
�C�u��E�o����� - Oh, no, you can't.�� I�����
� Don't you understand he'll kill you, too?���C�u@��E�O����� - No, no. He doesn't
know about me, remember?��
렙���9 Besides, Karen.�������� He's not dealing with
musty old Whitehead now.�� C�u��F ����� Or that predictable fop, Robbie.��
�����h - Hm.��������E Maybe you can do something.���C�u��F9����� - Mm-hm?��נá��% Now, I think our first objective
should be all that cash��KC�u@��F8������ your husband is supposed
to have hidden somewhere.��������
C Now, others are no doubt
looking for it already.���C�u��FO��� Where did Arnold spend most of his time?��y������ - He had a private
laboratory in the cellar.��
�C�u��Fp2����� I've never seen it.�������f - Well, that sounds like an
excellent place to start.�� �C�u��F�~����� When we get around to it.��y�����? (Karen moans)
(suspenseful music)��EC�u��F�P����� (Karen moans)���C�u��F������ (Karen moans)�� tC�u��F�~����� (Karen moans)��1����� (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u��Gf����� (suspenseful music cont.)���C�u��G������� (suspenseful music)���C�u��H������ Karen.�����, Karen.�����- I think I see the light.��C�u��HT������ (suspenseful music cont.)���C�u��H������� (ominous orchestral music)��堗���
2 (steel thuds)�� C�u��H�!����� (rodent squeaks)��f������ (Karen gasps)���C�u��H�\����� (suspenseful music)��gC�u��I������ (Hester chuckles)��
�C�u��O������ I'm going to tuck you in,��������
C nice and warm.��aC�u��O������ (Hester chuckles)��[������ (flames crackle)
(ominous music)���C�u��O�Q����� (door clangs)�� sC�u��O�t����� (eerie music)��g������ (Hester breathes deeply)��C�u��P ������ (Hester snifiles)��ؠ����& (suspenseful orchestral music)���C�u@��P3������ Oh.��q������ Isn't that nice, Jonesy?
You've got it all finished.��
2�����? You've been a big help to
me and I do appreciate it!���C�u@��PT����� - Well, would you mind
showing your appreciation��1����� with a bit of cold cash,
ma'am, like you promised?���C�u��Pi]����� After all, I put in a lot of extra hours.�� Ơ���� - Yes.�������� Yes.��������i Of course! (chuckles)��
�C�u��P�Ԡ���� As soon as we dispose of Arnie.�������� - Oh, well...���C�u��P������ Well, I don't see the box, ma'am.��ؠ����& - Oh.��Š����8 Arnie is right here.��UC�u@��P�㠝��� I had him cremated.��1�����~ - My goodness.��ޠ����� His Lordship cooked right
down to nothing, didn't he?��C�u��P�⠚��� - Yeah. (laughs)��Z�����= Oh. Oh, Jonesy.��a������ There's a nasty big rock down there.���C�u@��P������ Would you move it, please?
We want it all comfy, cozy!��z������ - Oh, yes, ma'am. All comfy,
cozy for Lord Arnold, eh?��
�C�u��Q������ (Jonesy chuckles)�� �ǡ��
n - The grave is not for Arnie!
(suspenseful orchestral music)�� �C�u��Q]����� - Huh? No!��������� (shovel clangs)�� �C�u��Q,ߠ���� - It's for you, Jonesy.��+������ (Hester laughs)��
C�u��QI������ (cat meows)��͠����@ Yes, pussy cat.��C�u��QdD����� Jonesy was a greedy one!�������> But he was a good and faithful workman.���C�u��QyŠ���� (Hester laughs)��������� He even dug his own resting place.���C�u��Q������� (Hester laughs)��������� Come along, Arnie.������ (eerie orchestral music)�� tC�u��Q������ When we put dear Arnie away in the crypt,�� 𠯡��> everyone will be in his proper place.��
�C�u��Q������� Isn't that nice, pussy cat?��
D�����W (cat meows)��0C�u��Q�[����� Now, you and I can peacefully enjoy��h������ what all the others were fighting for.���C�u��Q�n����� (raven croaks)�� �C�u��R %����� I'll have holiday for the rest of my life.��������
� Rome.���C�u��R/����� A villa.�������l The trip I've always dreamed about.��O�����
Now, what we must do quickly, pussy cat,���C�u��R7@����� is to find that easy-to-spend cash!��
������� Rome is waiting.���C�u��RS��� (Hester sighs)�� �C�u��RgP����� Say nighty night to
Uncle Arnie, pussy cat!��
�C�u��R������� I promise you, Arnie!�������� � I'll find the vault where
you hid it. (chuckles)���C�u��R�"����� (suspenseful orchestral music)�������b Of course.��rC�u��R������ The vault!����� Go on.��頣���W (suspenseful music cont.)��,C�u��S+������ (Hester chuckles)��
������� (Hester giggles)��
CC�u��Sw;����� (Hester giggles)��
nC�u@��S�.����� - [Arnold] My dear, devoted Hester.��͠����
I was so sure you were the one person��������d who loved me for myself alone,��6C�u��S������ with no thought of monetary reward.��y����� � - Yes, Arnie! You know how
close we've always been.��
�C�u��S�ڠ���� - [Arnold] But, dear sister,��1�����~ just in the terrible event
you should prove me wrong,��
C�u��Sׯ����� I devised this final moment of reckoning.�������a (doom hums)��1C�u��S돠���� (door thumps)��l������ " No!��Š����� No, Arnie!��㠧���� I did everything! Everything!���C�u@��T������ Just as you said!��������� - [Arnold] I know I couldn't be here��������
� unless you had disposed
of me against my wishes.��C�u��TΠ¡�� And you wouldn't be here
unless you had placed me here.�� �����
n - I'll leave the money right here, Arnie!�� �C�u@��T0P����� (Hester screams)��B������ I don't want any money!��頶��� � - [Arnold] There's
really no need for tears��������� or accriminations.���C�u��TFO����� We both have what we most want.��0�����~ - Arnie?��r�����
� You're teasing me, Arnie!���C�u@��Ta�š�� - [Arnold] You have that hoard
of money at your fingertips�� s�����
� and I have you with me here --��ޠ����� - Let me out, Arnie!��C�u��Ty������ - [Arnold] For all eternity.�� Ơ���� Eternity.
- Arnie!��
�����n - [Arnold] Eternity.���C�u��T������ Eternity.��Š���� (Hester screams)�� �C�u��T̸����� (cat meows)��������z (bicycle bell rings)���C�u@��T�ࠜ��� - Well, pussy cat.��������� It appears there's nobody
home up at the manor.��
m������ Lady Hester must have
gone off on that long trip��
mC�u��U.����� she always dreamed of.��f������ Yes, yes.��������� Well, after all she's been
through, she deserves it.���C�u��UA����� (moody music)��f������ (bicycle bell rings)��,�����, (raven caws)�� JC�u��U]e����� (cat meows)��㠥���1 (dramatic orchestral music)��
������ (cat meows)��������i (raven caws)�� �C�u��U{����� (cat and raven screech)��C�u��U�d����� I How do I love thee,
just you wait and see I��Ƞ���� Arnold��UC�u��U������ Arnold��Z�ġ��� I And let me count the ways
through the nights and days I���C�u��U� ����� I Arnold, you and me, darling Arnold I��u������ I Warm, sweet Arnold I��8C�u��U�Q����� I Through the nights I�� �����
m I Through the days I��������c I Let me count those wonderful ways I��QC�u��VS����� I Life is love, love is no sin I��K������ I Let's not waste our time, let's begin I���C�u��V,̠���� I How do I love thee,
just you wait and see I��t������ Arnold��+C�u��VG����� Arnold��+�����x I Until our final breath,
even better after death I��KC�u��Va����� Arnold��f������ I Darling Arnold I��������
� I Tender Arnold I��>C�u��V{)����� I Happy bride and groom,
exotic honeymoon I��u������ Arnold��TC�u��V������� Arnold��ޠ¡��+ I They said it couldn't be,
but just you wait and see I��KC�u��V�R����� I Arnold, you and me through eternity I����? I Warm, sweet Arnold I��
�C�u��V�e����� I Oh, Arnold I��,�����z I Oh, Arnold I���C�u��V�7����� (upbeat funk music)��=104845
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