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These are my streaming friends with whom I'll be traveling for a week, totally at random!
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Thanks to... this:
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Because right in front of me is a map of Europe. We'll be able to travel around Europe at random.
Where the arrow will land.
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I only get one shot! welll, yeah! Otherwise it'd be too easy.
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3 2 1...
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I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm afraid...
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Oh, no, no, no... Are we going to Bosnia?
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Oh no bro! No, no, no! Oh, it's a joke!?
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No... No but of course but...
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I'm gonna call Wati, you know what? I'm gonna call Wati.
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[Wati] Hello!
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Come on, man, I've got to tell you...
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[Wati] Why are you calling me?
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welll, the arrow has fallen
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in Montenegro.
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[What? Where are we going?!
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Uh... In Montenegro.
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[Wati] This is a joke! What are we gonna do there? Why this particular place?! You know damn welll...
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Yes! I know!
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No way...
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But you can see it's the dart. I said I could have one go, that's all!
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[Wati] well ok! Come on, it's good for me!
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well niquel! Come on, man!
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And you know what? During these one week si will be ban in Montenegro
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I'm going bald !
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A word of warning as I pack
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Obviously Twitch is doing this as an experiment. The concept of the video is based on the fact that
we're getting banned for the name of the country.
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That's all there is to it.
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Come on! Hi there!
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[Jérém] I'm going to get BAN Twitch big...
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[Wati] We're screwed.
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[Wati] I'm not welll, help!
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I think the landscapes are going to be cool!
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It's going to be fun!
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[Hostess] Thank you! Have a nice trip!
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[Karel] Thanks a lot!
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[Wati] It's starting right away !
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[Karel] Hello!
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[Wati] We're all three on the plane, that's it. Tick-tock tick-tock!
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[Karel] Is it me or have the lights gone out?!
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[Wati] Yeah, that's normal...
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[Jérém] He's stressed, mate!
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[Karel] Why did we come to Croatia instead of Montenegro?
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Simply because airfares and car rentals were so much cheaper, so why not take advantage of them
directly in Croatia!
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Good bye!
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We've arrived!
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so here's what's going to happen, guys: we've got 4 tests ahead of us!
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The first is that now we have to find our suitcases and our luggage!
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We're not sure we'll find them in time, because yes!
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Right after in the 2nd round!
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We absolutely have to find the car on time and be able to pay for it!
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And the third point... We also have to cross the border!
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I hope it goes welll, knowing that there's an hour's drive ahead!
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The fourth challenge is to get home!
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[Wati] HYPE !
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[Karel] Oh, we're HYPE! We're so HYPE!
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[Wati] We're here!
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[Karel] We're here!
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[Wati] It smells like the tropics!
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[Jérém] Yeah, it smells like fruit!
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[Karel] There! Over there! The little shack with the light!
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Woah! That's crazy !
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After a long flight and crossing a very dangerous and busy road in the middle of the night, we could
hardly see a thing.
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We finally found the car rental agency.
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Everything went very smoothly I was able to present all my papers and sign etc....
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And when it's time to pay!
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Is it any good?
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[Guardian] No.
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[Karel] Payment refused.
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Ah.
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[Wati] welll, normally if you've got the money
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No worries
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[Karel] I'll try again....
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Payment refused!
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[Wati] Can you withdraw cash?
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Cash!
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[Karel] Ah, bro, this is a bad start...
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Ah... It's a frightening situation, especially for the poor lady who's waiting.
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What the... I didn't unlock my card!
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Son of a _, I didn't unlock my card!
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Let's go for a run!
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You're going to insult me!
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[Wati] What's happend?
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[Karel] I'm terribly sorry...
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Is that okay?
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At least the payment went through and that's great!
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See you soon!
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[Wati] That's it! We've passed the airport. The only thing left to do is cross the border!
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[Karel] We always have this little doubt knowing that we have to drive for 1 hour!
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I have to pee!
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[Wati] A short break and then we're back on the road.
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[Karel] Honestly, guys, I'm starting to calm down. It's a crazy adrenaline rush! But I've got to stop,
it's my fault.
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Croatian border...
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[Wati] welll wait, I'll get out the car registration and everything...
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Stressed?
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[Karel] No, really serene.
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[Wati] We can be controlled or...
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[Karel] Only for the little ones?
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[Wati] Here! There are three pieces of ID.
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My friends!
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Here we go again!
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and it's off again!
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and it's instantly back in my boy!
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[Karel] Wait, there's still a second frontier!
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[Jérém] Realy ?
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[Wati] Realy ?
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[Karel] welll, yeah, guys! We arrived in Croatia on our way to Montenegro.
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We have to cross a border, and not just one.
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And there's a second one...
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Yeah, otherwise it's not funny !
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[Wati] What do you mean there's a second border?
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[Karel] welll, you'll see.
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[Wati] What do you mean there's a second border? But why is there a second border? What do you
mean there's a 2nd border?!
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But now we've crossed the border into Croatia?!
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This bastard lied to us...
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[Karel] What do you mean I lied?
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[Wati] We're almost there!
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[Karel] It's fine, it's perfect?
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Oh my god! I want to tell you!
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[Wati] We've crossed the 2nd border! We're officially in...
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[Karel] Montenegro...
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We've finished our tests, now all we have to do is go home and relax!
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You think this whole journey is nothing compared to the rest of the video?
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Because throughout the rest of the video, I would have reserved some surprise days for my fellow
streamers.
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to make sure your trip goes as smoothly as possible!
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At least, I'm going to try!
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[Wati] You're thinking about mystical stuff at the...
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Oh, it's the Twitch ban!
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Thank you for being there.
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And uh... Woah woah be careful!
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Are you in the hole?!
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But there's a fucking cow!
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[Karel] There's a fucking cow !?
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[Navigator] If you see a shark, stay calm!
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[Karel] OH MY GOD !
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Oh yeah, you couldn't take it anymore?
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[Wati] Oh no, that's it...
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[Karel] Make sure you stay until the end of the video to see their reaction! Because I think they're
clearly not ready. They might even resent me!
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We've arrived! We're alive! Oh, but it's just like on the pictures!
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Go! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on !
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Beautiful Vida Loca! Beautiful Vida Loca! I want to cry bro!
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[Wati] Oh I'm the king of the world!
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I sleep here!
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[Karel] You chose this room Wati?
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[Wati] Yeah, I think I'm good! I'm going to turn on the air-conditioning it's so crazy !
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[Karel] INCREDIBLE! The Italian shower!
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And what about the little room we're going to take?
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welll ! welll !
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I think it was one of the most hardcore experiences of my life, but at least I succeeded, I tried, I
dared, and that's the beauty of it!
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Go on guys, we'll see you next day... See you tomorrow, fatties!
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Hey, guys!
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I assure you I saw nothing.
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Wesh!
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But it's HUGE!
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Woah!
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[Jérém] Do you see greatness?
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[Karel] It's fucking gigantic...
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Let's go to the restaurant!
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And frankly, why celebrate with a little McDonald's?
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Ah!
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Wait!
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What do you mean there's no McDonald's in Montenegro?
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Ah There aren't even any in Albania.
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There aren't even any in North Macedonia.
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No, what the hell?
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But wait, the nearest McDonald's is 300 kilometers away. No, frankly, it's brave of the boys.
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Because it's pretty daring to go to a country where there's no McDonald's!
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Frankly Jérém and Wati I respect you a lot! They are very brave!
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We use...
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Go to toast guys! In the eyes!
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In the eyes!
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Masterclass.
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[Jérém] It looks pretty good!
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[Karel] Bon appétit guys
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[Wati] Bon appétit!
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[Jérém] Bon appétit !
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[Karel] So, guys, we're going into the city. Are you guys ready?
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[Wati] Let's go!
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[Karel] It's starting right away ! My boy!
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Look ! here's the view!
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[Wati] I don't know if it launched there?
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[Karel] Swear! Are you live?!
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[Wati] Yeah! Now I've thrown!
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[Karel] So this is going to be the moment of truth.
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[Wati] Do you read me loud and clear?
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The Cramptés or...
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[Jérém] Never again.
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[Wati] welll, go and have a walk!
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Guys, look what he's got in front of him!
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But normally there's supposed to be chat on the left?
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Are we 17.
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Oh yeah...
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[Karel] The alleys Wati!
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[Wati] Guys, we're going into back alleys. Imagine getting ripped off and kidnapped!
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[Karel] It's so beautiful, it's so charming!
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In fact, it's apartments, and they're really high up! It's worse than Mont Saint-Michel
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[Jérém] Look bro! He walks like a GTA character!
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He's got a walk look! Look, look, look!
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[Wati] Later Jérém is going to see a chick...
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He said, "Can I have a Cook?" "Please"
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Instead of a Coke!
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He said, "Can I have a ****?" in French !
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[Jérém] Why is Wati Il in skinny jeans at 30°C?
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Ouch buddy...
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[Karel] Yeah! 32°C...
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[Jérém] He doesn't give a damn!
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he doesn't sweat a drop!
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[Message] Where are you?
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[Jérém] We're at Monté N-Word but we won't say it, you never know.
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We're not going to get banned!
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[Karel] Yeah, so we don't get banned!
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[Wati] But anyway I say Montenegro Nothing happens! It's the country!
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[Jérém] Tipay has subscribed! You've got to do your dance, Wati!
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[Karel] Oh freak !
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[Jérém] How many subscriptions are you skipping now?
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[Wati] 250!
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[Jérém] 250 you jump ?
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[Karel] I hear there are big fish and jellyfish...
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[Wati] I swore at 200 subscriptions I'd jump!
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[Karel] He swore the chat! Make clips !
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[Jérém] I swear it's a random country we've fallen into...
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[Karel] Yeah, it's all because of a dart, it's crazy to think that!
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[Jérém] He dropped 200!
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[Wati] Are you kidding me?!
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[Jérém]I swear!
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[Karel] I swear, bro!
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I swear to you...
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[Jérém] SkyRock!
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[Wati] Son of...
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[Karel] Damn...
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[Jérém] How's the chat going otherwise?
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[Wati] But look at the abandoned building!
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[Jérém] It's really a mix between luxury and ghetto.
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[Wati] It's like we're in The Last Of Us!
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Shall we go in?
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[Jérém] Are you ready ?
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[Karel] Guys, I don't have the courage...
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[Wati] There are abandoned dogs!
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[Jérém] Woah oh my mother's life!
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We're not going!
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[Karel] We're not going! We're not going! We're not going!
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[Jérém] Ah!
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[Karel] Ah! The cops are coming!
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Oh no, it's the...
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[Wati] There is police! The police are here!
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[Karel] No Way !
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[Karel] Woah!
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[Wati] Go on, sit there!
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Go and take a break. We'd been walking for over 2 hours in the hot sun. We couldn't take it any
more, we were too hot and too thirsty.
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[Wati] Your cam!
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[Karel] Oh fuck!
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Look at the look on my boy! I was soaked in sweat!
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But unfortunately... We're not going to get a warm wellcome from the restaurant staff...
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[Jérém] You'll see, we're going to get the hell out of here!
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Look in 3 2 1!
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Now he's insulting us...
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I speak Serbian, the guy told the chick to leave you alone...
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No way ! Masterclass! It's a good one!
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Let's postpone, shall we?
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[Wati] Yeah, if you want!
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[Jérém] 100 subscriptions!
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My mother's life He gave 100!
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FRCV offers 100 Level 1 subscriptions
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He dropped 100!
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[Wati] Oh no, forfeit!
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Ah, it's okay! It doesn't look deep. Here, I'll put my glasses in the bag...
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[Karel] So, Wati, how does it feel to receive 100 subscriptions?
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[Wati] I have too much hate.
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[Karel] You're in deep shit, bro...
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Good one!
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[Jérém] Is it good?!
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[Karel] Is it good?!
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[Wati] Yeah backflip yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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[Karel] Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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Oh my!
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[Jérém] People look at him too strangely! They say "Who's this asshole?"
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[Karel] Look! There's a water line on the ground!
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NO! WATCH OUT!
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[Wati] So chat, I give you lots of kisses bros.
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I hope this little livestream it will have you more and I send you lots of kisses.
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[Karel] I'm on the floor. Is that good for you?
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Have you seen my T-shirt? It's a Windows Error!
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Oh yes, we're going to sunset.
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welll, after this emotionally demanding day, we were able to enjoy our evening in a beautiful
seaside restaurant. And frankly, it looks very gastro to me!
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[Wati] It's true that a romantic dinner here is perfect!
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[Karel] But... it's okay! The prices were affordable!
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I swear on my mother, I'm so happy!
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Although I would have loved to have had a McDonald's! I'm not going to lie to myself!
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Enjoy your meal!
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How's that? Enjoying yourselves, boys?
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[Wati] Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
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[Karel] It's so good, guys!
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A little wake-up call with this masterclass view!
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We're fucking lucky, guys!
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Hi!
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That's what we're going to visit today... In a nutshell:
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[Wati] welll, hello again, guys! Day 3!
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Here, I'll show you some of the scenery... We'll be off to the gas station in no time! We'll top up
the fuel tank...
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[Karel] Look! Tell me, subscribers, is it expensive?
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All right, Wati? So here's 37 liters...
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[Jérém] 1,53€ ! It's so cheap!
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[Karel] The reason we filled up the car was simply to take a little road trip over this magnificent
mountain.
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But he had a lot of surprises in store for my streamer friends that I might have preferred to avoid
too!
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I don't think you'll believe your eyes afterwards...
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[Wati] But as usual, we still have the Cramptés!
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So it's going to be cool!
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Good buddies!
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So now we're an hour up the mountain. Frankly, it's magnificent!
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Are you ready?
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[Jérém] I'm always ready!
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[Wati] It's starting right away!
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[Jérém] It's starting right away!
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[Karel] It's starting right away my boy!
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[Jérém] It's so crazy! It's really beautiful, but it's scary.
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[Wati] Guys, we're almost there... all the way up...
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Ok ok wait...
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Fuck!
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[Karel] I couldn't go any further to the right.
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You can expect anything... Except a toll booth attendant in the middle of a country road in the
middle of the mountains!
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How could anyone have imagined who would have that in a country! Anyway I'm not going to get
angry.
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So now we understand that we couldn't pay by card because it was ruined.
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We had to turn around and drive 20 kilometers down winding roads to the city to get out.
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To get back in the car...
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It was dead.
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But right after we realized all this, the toll attendant regaled us!
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[Wati] Maybe we needed a ticket.
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[Jérém] We're going to go upstairs, it's going to tax us, we're going to get fined!
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[Wati] Guys, look! It's right up there.
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OK! Well let's go!
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[Jérém] Let's go!
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[Wati] Here we are!
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[Karel] Oh yeah... How are your legs, Jérém?
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It looks like we're walking in Wallwork!
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Bro! It's magnificent. We're really on top of it! Holy cow!
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[Wati] It's amazing!
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[Karel] It's breathtaking.
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[Jérém] Oh no, I can breathe.
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[Karel] All we have to do is fall... We die!
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Take a good look, we're putting our feet up. Go ahead, take some pictures!
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[Wati] Are you there Jérém?
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[Jérém] I feel great!
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[Karel] Oh! there are mosquitoes! Yeah, but the decor's incredible! Masterclass!
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[Jérém] It's masterclass !
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[Karel] OH MY GOD !
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What the hell is this, bro?!
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[Wati] Oh my God!
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[Karel] I hadn't seen that! Impressive. And you guys...
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This is just the beginning!
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[Wati] How will you take the return?
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Are you going to come to the top and then leave?
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But it's really curved. It's really steep!
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[Wati] But don't do anything stupid! Concentrate and wait! Ok?
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[Karel] Yeah!
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[Wati] Fucking move! Move it!
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Okay, go ahead!
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Keep moving! Advance! Advance! Advance! Avance !
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Come on! Reverse!
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You're going to turn right! Go on! Go on! Turn all the way!
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Come on!
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Damn, I've seen some things in my life!
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[Karel] At last, with all that walking, we were able to get into the car. But what he'll be waiting for us
for.
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Wasn't necessarily planned.
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I didn't take exactly the same road back.
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I took another road, and unfortunately this one is known to be one
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of the most dangerous roads in Europe!
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Because yes, to give you some context, I'm the only one who knows how to drive.
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So I couldn't pass the wheel to Jérém or Wati.
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They couldn't drive the car. So that was it! I was screwed. I was reserved for myself.
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[Wati] Tell my mother I love her if we die.
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Oh yeah...
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Well, forfeit!
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[Karel] welll, as if the road wasn't hard enough already. What do I do?!
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[Wati] We're going backwards...
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[Jérém] You're in the hole!
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[Wati] Are you in the hole?!
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How is it there ?!?
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[Jérém] He can't go back.
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Wait!
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[Karel] And don't worry, my passenger next to me understands what's at stake.
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[Jérém] Strangely enough, it's going faster all of a sudden!
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Stand on the ledge They're all parking...
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Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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It's okay, he's coming through!
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Whew! It's hot, guys!
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[Wati] Hey! I barely got it!
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They all gave me little kisses in the bus!
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What a pain in the ass. Go and speed up again!
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[Karel] We really came close!
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Oh my God!
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[Wati] We've just come out of mission impossible.
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[Jérém] Okay, there's another 50 or so like that.
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[Wati] Come on! We weren't even at the first one!
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[Jérém] It's not even the first one. You guys.
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[Wati] And uh woah woah woah! Watch out!
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Fucking woah!
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Hey, there's a fake left, Karel, he's breaking hard right!
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I'm not comfortable, I'm not going to lie to you... I break out in a cold sweat every time I...
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But look at him! He's focused, so much the better!
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That's cool !
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That's cool.
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[Karel] In short, we're still alive and kicking!
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And what's even nicer is that our Twitch channels haven't been banned yet!
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And that makes it even more fun!
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What better way to round off a very stressful day.
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Oh, if only it were the most stressful!
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We've done it, folks.
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Maybe without them in real life I might have panicked.
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I swear on my mother...
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[Jérém] He edited the fish in the gun, it's too serious.
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[Karel] Even 2,000 kilometers away, these gamers still think about playing!
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Day 4 not much for this day because we just took the opportunity to visit the city and taste new
things.
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Like local products from the region and why not start the day with a fun restaurant!
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Guys, we're heading to the restaurant! It's going to be incredible!
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It's a burger joint.
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But then, a little problem.
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What do you call the restaurant Jérém?
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[Jérém] My big bit!
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[Karel] "The Big Bite"!
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Basically, "bite" means in French "dick" !
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It's B I T E
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It's hilarious!
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[Wati] Ok wait I'll connect to Twitch...
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[Karel] So now Wati is launching a live show and it's off!
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[Wati] I'm connected to Twitch...
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[Karel] Here comes "The Big Bite"!
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So we had to hear it to believe it.
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But yeah, it's real.
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This is unfortunately the case for many cities in developing countries where there are power cuts.
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And no electricity means no 4G antenna. So it was very complicated for livestream right afterwards.
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Fucking sucks, bro!
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The whole city is without electricity?! But wait, if there's no electricity, there's a network?!
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[Jérém] Karel, do you have a network?
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[Karel] I don't know.
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[Jérém] Oh god...
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[Karel] Bloody Hell, bro!
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The truth is, guys, it was to be expected.
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As we were struggling to live on the Wati channel, we still had our doubts as to whether they were
really still on the platform or not!
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Because they could very welll be banned in the meantime!
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In the meantime, even though there was no mobile network, we were finally able to find a
restaurant where we could eat.
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And it's a pleasure, especially since we spent 2 hours looking for a restaurant!
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[Wati] Enjoy your meal !
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[Karel] Bon appétit!
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[Jérém] Bon appétit.
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[Karel] We couldn't take it anymore! We were too hungry!
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Unfortunately, Wati abandoned us because he was exhausted! We're going to enjoy the sea.
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Wow the crazy view my man!
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In the end! While we enjoy the beach Moi and Jérém Wati! He's such a sneak.
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He took advantage of our absence to live!
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[Wati] Are you good or not? Can you confirm that everything is okay?
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[Jérém] He should have come, Wati!
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[Karel] He should have come!
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[Wati] How are you guys doing?
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Well. I feel like I've been gone a while.
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[Karel] Hey Wati! Check it out!
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Look what you're missing Wati!
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[Wati] I miss Valorant, LoL, all that stuff!
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[Karel] I just hope he regrets it because we really enjoyed the sea.
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Look at the reufs I'm floating!
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[Jérém] Hi guys! How are you doing?
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[Wati] Oh the scam! I thought I'd bought a blue drink!
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[Karel] Good. It's all very welll to settle down, but I've got to get you off the beach where I can run
some errands in peace...
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Look how beautiful it is people, it's too beautiful!
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I'm going to buy lots and lots and lots of stuff!
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Oh, and there were so many choices that I ended up taking anything.
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It cost me €35!
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I got my money's worth in real life!
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I sincerely hope my streamer friends like it, because I think they'll be able to make a nice live show
out of it!
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[Jérém] I'm going to lose it, there's nothing to eat.
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[Karel] But frankly, I don't know if they'll enjoy it.
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[Wati] I can taste the cat food!
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[Jérém] For real! It can be a pretty good live show.
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Let's do a tasting!
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[Wati] You're thinking about mystical stuff at the...
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Where am I or am I not?
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Shall we take the stuff out?
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[Jérém] What do we do? In order?
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[Wati] Is that what we're going to burn?
478
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,360
[Jérém] Do we do everything or just one at a time?
479
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,200
[Wati] Take out all the products.
480
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,893
[Karel] Let's go!
481
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,320
[Wati] It's off to video tasting!
482
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,720
[Karel] It's going in ! My boy!
483
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,833
[Wati] But wow ! There's too much stuff!
484
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,333
What do you guys want us to do first?
485
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,916
I want to taste it! These are bars of...
486
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:01,960
[Jérém] Yeah, chocolate hazelnut.
487
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,440
Oh dear! It smells like an anus!
488
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,856
[Wati] What's he telling me! It smells like nuts!
489
00:20:04,856 --> 00:20:06,413
[Karel] Well, it depends which nuts you're talking about haha !
490
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:10,640
[Wati] Is it good?
491
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,520
[Jérém] There's a paw inside!
492
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,006
[Wati] is there a paste?
493
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,526
[Karel] It's really good, like peanut butter. I vote...
494
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:17,230
Let's go !
495
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:17,933
8/10
496
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:18,740
[Jérém] I'll take 9!
497
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,120
[Wati] I think I put 7 it's not...
498
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:20,636
[Jérém] Oh yeah?!
499
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,310
[Karel] But have you tasted this?!
500
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,476
[Wati]This reminds me of baby stuff!
501
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:25,116
[Jérém] The bibs!
502
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:25,913
Oh!
503
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:27,013
It's really okay! It smells good!
504
00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:31,170
[Wati] Oh yeah! Ah it's dry!
505
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:32,056
[Karel] Ah, I don't like it.
506
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,713
[Jérém] It's disgusting! We agree it sucks!
507
00:20:33,713 --> 00:20:35,330
[Wati] It's sand. Really, it's sand!
508
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,320
[Karel] 2 out of... Even... 1/10
509
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,040
[Jérém] What's that?
510
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:38,720
[Wati] It's milk!
511
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,386
[Jérém] Since when do goats produce milk, guys ?!
512
00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,300
[Wati] Oh my god this can't be good.
513
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,136
Milk?!
514
00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:44,600
Would you like some milk?
515
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,050
[Jérém] Woah! It's very creamy!
516
00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:49,006
[Karel] Ah, but it stinks of yoghurt... But yuck!
517
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:52,063
[Wati] Yuck! Oh yeah, it really smells like expired milk...
518
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:53,963
Are you sure it's... still edible?
519
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:55,323
[Jérém] But look! How thick it is!
520
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,200
It's Jérém's milk, but I'm about to lose it.
521
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,280
I...
522
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:58,760
1
523
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,266
2
524
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:00,983
3
525
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,036
[Jérém] It's disgusting ! It's disgusting.
526
00:21:15,036 --> 00:21:17,313
It's really the worst thing I've ever drunk in my life!
527
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,400
[Wati] Really... Goat's milk is a weird liquid cheese for kids!
528
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,160
Well... another thing to try!
529
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:26,390
Holy shit! What the freak!
530
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,946
It looks like a macaroon!
531
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,480
Okay. Well.
532
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,160
There's white chocolate, strawberry...
533
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,940
[Karel] There's marshmallow.
534
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,636
5/10
535
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,140
[Wati] Yeah. 5/10 is eatable.
536
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,333
Oh, that sounds dope ! Here you go! Have one!
537
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,160
It's not bad!
538
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,440
[Karel] I love it! 8/10 !
539
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,310
[Jérém] Would you like a drink?
540
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,120
[Wati] Oh yeah, but it smells like grapes! It's like wine!
541
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,846
[Karel] So yes, it's a wine from 2023...
542
00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:52,033
[Wati] Yuck!
543
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,236
It looks like I'm drinking plonb 95 ! My boy !
544
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:55,683
Oh yeah, now I'm putting 3 or 4!
545
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:56,643
[Jérém] Let's go multi-vitamins.
546
00:21:56,643 --> 00:21:57,976
[Wati] Yeah multi-vitamins!
547
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,680
Not too much! Not too much! Not too much! Oh yeah...
548
00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:02,166
Yeah, that's good!
549
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,326
Yeah, that! It's way too good! It's the multi-vitamin stuff!
550
00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:05,983
Yeah, I'll take 7, 8!
551
00:22:05,983 --> 00:22:09,800
No kidding, among all this food, I bring back a Kinder Bueno, which trumps it all!
552
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,230
[Jérém] Yeah. Do you like a bit of cheese?
553
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,043
[Wati] I've tasted a lot of cheese in France.
554
00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,353
Can anyone translate this for us?
555
00:22:16,303 --> 00:22:17,703
It's obviously pepper cheese.
556
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,923
Well, go take a piece of bread!
557
00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:22,176
Hey ! The French baker's bread surpasses this one!
558
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:23,410
[Karel] But yeah, we're too lucky to live in France.
559
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,870
[Wati] I don't know if we have enough cheese...
560
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:26,900
[Jérém] Is that enough or not?
561
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:27,980
[Wati] I'll try to flatten it...
562
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,666
[Jérém] You want a big piece?
563
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:29,323
[Karel] Yeah please!
564
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,916
[Jérém] Let's go! Let's taste it!
565
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:32,613
[Karel] 30 seconds!
566
00:22:32,613 --> 00:22:34,713
[Wati] I feel like a youtuber!
567
00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:36,113
I smell crazy cheese!
568
00:22:36,886 --> 00:22:38,630
Ha it's hot! Ha it's hot!
569
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:39,373
[Jérém] Let's have a taste!
570
00:22:39,556 --> 00:22:39,783
3
571
00:22:39,783 --> 00:22:40,000
2
572
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,833
1
573
00:22:46,396 --> 00:22:47,966
[Jérém] I think it's the sucking stuff!
574
00:22:48,726 --> 00:22:50,266
[Karel] He was talking about bombs, bro!
575
00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:53,000
[Wati] Oh yeah it's the sucking stuff! Huh!
576
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,040
Oh, that's good!
577
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,640
[Karel] Honestly, I loved that moment, I loved the livestream !
578
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,920
But it's not that Wati starts taking the cam at the end of the live show.
579
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:05,200
It's not that he made the mistake of posting the last photo I took with the camera !
580
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,640
Just imagine if it was an awkward photo or a nude I did.
581
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,956
Just kidding. Huh...
582
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,516
I never do that!
583
00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:13,966
[Jérém] At any moment he would have taken a picture of her anus!
584
00:23:13,963 --> 00:23:15,500
[Wati] Oh yeah it was the Twitch ban?
585
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,193
Thanks for being there and bye !
586
00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:23,520
[Karel] Day 5! It was a pretty chill day, but full of surprises!
587
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:28,280
Jérém! All of a sudden, he decides to improvise a livestream Talk Show, even though he never does live
discussions.
!
588
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:33,170
Jérém is outdoing himself on this trip! Frankly, I urge you to go and follow him to encourage him
[ TWITCH.TV/JEREM ]
589
00:23:35,026 --> 00:23:37,440
What the... What the hell was I thinking, barking like a dog!
590
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,320
And after the live show we decided to go boating and take a dip in the Blue Cave.
591
00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:47,080
Well, at the time I was being a jerk, but I hadn't realized there were sharks around.
592
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,933
Do you have somme Cramptés !?
593
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,633
It's off to buy food!
594
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,560
Because boys are hungry!
595
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,450
And to round off the day, I was able to treat my streaming friends to a local kebab!
596
00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:03,283
I'm coming, kebabs! Coming!
597
00:24:03,283 --> 00:24:06,766
Because yeah, there was no fucking McDonald's! Can you tell I'm still pissed?
598
00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:07,936
Can you tell I still have the shakes?
599
00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:12,303
Time to eat!
600
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,760
Go! I'll let you open the door.
601
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,440
I took all three of them for a Coke!
602
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,336
[Wati] They're weird about kebabs here not giving out fries...
603
00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:21,240
Oh my god! What the hell is this? It's got bonus chef sauce!?
604
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,710
[Karel] Yes, it's a white sauce, but they used a big spoon!
605
00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:24,600
Do you really like it?!
606
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,800
[Jérém] Yeah, it's good.
607
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,376
[Jérém] It's not the same meat as at home.
608
00:24:27,376 --> 00:24:28,183
[Karel] Well, it shows!
609
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,960
Day 6
610
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,520
[Wati] Yeah?
611
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,566
Well, let's go!
612
00:24:37,566 --> 00:24:39,210
That's it! Everyone's awake, everyone's a bit motivated.
613
00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:40,233
It's going to go...
614
00:24:40,233 --> 00:24:47,090
If we've woken up happy, it's because today I'll have prepared a cool itinerary of surprising places so
that we can have a Road Trip day.
615
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:50,520
Not like Day 3! And I don't think they're going to be disappointed, given the scenery they're going
to see.
616
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,666
And prepare to be amazed, because the scenery is truly breathtaking!
617
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,366
So... First Road Trip destination
618
00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:56,666
We can see that the country is developing.
619
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:59,186
Even here there are buildings under construction.
620
00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,560
Ah, there's civilization after all!
621
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,136
Now the light is green!
622
00:25:01,236 --> 00:25:02,200
It's really got a kick!
623
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,200
I love the contrast between the old buildings, it's so charming!
624
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:07,746
I hope there's electricity this time!
625
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,506
Enjoy your meal!
626
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,470
That's big! 6,50 € !
627
00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:18,050
[Wati] Alright! Me 8€
628
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:18,960
[Jérém] You paid 6.50€ ?!
629
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,466
[Karel] Yeah!
630
00:25:19,466 --> 00:25:21,450
[Jérém] He paid less than us, that fatso!
631
00:25:21,443 --> 00:25:22,050
[Karel] Economically...
632
00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:23,950
This is the real economy of the country.
633
00:25:26,196 --> 00:25:28,916
[Wati] Here we go! We'll be there in 1h11! See you at the canyon...
634
00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:29,663
Little thumbs up!
635
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,760
[Karel] Here we are in Plu... in Plužine!
636
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,200
Go for it! The trouble begins....
637
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:34,660
[Wati] Oh yeah?
638
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,850
Put the headlights on!
639
00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:42,083
Oh, there's a light at the end!
640
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:42,883
Ohlalah!
641
00:25:42,883 --> 00:25:46,520
Even if the road is scarier than we had during the rest of the trip
642
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,960
It's still less dangerous than the mountain on day 3
643
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,040
What's more, there's not even any traffic there are no big buses!
644
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,160
- Aren't tunnels terrifying? Don't you find them terrifying?
645
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,910
[Wati] No, I feel like I'm at Disney!
646
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,533
[Karel] Look, how deep it is!
647
00:26:02,116 --> 00:26:03,500
[Wati] Ha!
648
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,266
[Karel] Ah!
649
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:06,166
Yeah!
650
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,370
Here we go again, buddy!
651
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:10,353
[Wati] Roh! it's beautiful!
652
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,520
[Karel] Microsoft! We'll give you some plans!
653
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,896
WOW !
654
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,563
We've found the Windows wallpaper, guys!
655
00:26:22,556 --> 00:26:24,240
We've found the Windows wallpaper!
656
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,800
Just think, that's where the arrow is!
657
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,180
We're in the middle of the country where we are! And the dart has landed in the center.
658
00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:32,780
Oh boy yeah...
659
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,760
OH GOD !
660
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,856
[Wati] I'm gonna break something! How are we gonna get through?!
661
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,160
But there's a fucking cow!
662
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,000
[Karel] There's a fucking cow!
663
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,480
What ?!
664
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,650
Moo!
665
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,680
[Wati] Vas'y avance! Hey, get out of the way!
666
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,233
[Karel] Wait, I'll stop. I'm gonna honk...
667
00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:45,520
[Wati] Go on ! Go on !
668
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,353
Watch out, he's a bull! He'll run you over!
669
00:26:47,353 --> 00:26:48,600
One cow is already a mastoc!
670
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,670
You've seen cows in real life!
671
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,836
But this COW !!!!
672
00:26:53,336 --> 00:26:54,700
[Karel] What kind of country is this?
673
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,616
Damn...
674
00:27:02,846 --> 00:27:04,953
Oh this air! I don't know if you guys like it?
675
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,080
I've never breathed so good in my life.
676
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,120
I jog! I'm running 40km! I feel like running bro!
677
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:10,763
Yes !
678
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,866
I fucking love it! Look at the view!
679
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,340
Wati how's the air?
680
00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:17,036
[Wati] It's crazy !
681
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:18,583
[Jérém] No joke, it fixes your lungs!
682
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:19,393
[Karel] Yeah, it's steep!
683
00:27:19,396 --> 00:27:20,600
[Wati] There you have a beautiful photo!
684
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,316
[Karel] Yeah! That's a nice picture, Jérém!
685
00:27:22,316 --> 00:27:24,800
So after frolicking like a moron through the mountains
686
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,560
Last leg of the Road Trip, I surprised them by going to see the same mountain
687
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,280
but seen in a forest park around a lake!
688
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,600
We've arrived!
689
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600
Woah
690
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,840
With the mountain behind!
691
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,846
Woah
692
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:44,013
But just look at her, bro! Look at that! The water's all blue! The mountain there... it's going to
take pictures.
693
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,100
[Wati] I think I'm Immortal!
694
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:50,193
[Karel] They're talking about Valorant on the other side of Europe, bro!
695
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,470
Come on, let's go home.
696
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:52,640
[Wati] The mountain it's over!
697
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,810
[Karel] It's over!
698
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,083
Let's go!
699
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,836
What a beautiful day!
700
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:08,316
WeLl, from the look on Wati's face I think we've earned our night's sleep after all that driving.
701
00:28:08,316 --> 00:28:09,066
Day 7
702
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:13,680
My friends are resting and haven't scheduled any livestream events, but the good news is that they haven't
been banned yet!
703
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,880
Despite our long-standing presence in the country.
704
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,520
I just hope Twitch moderators will be lenient I hope.
705
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,933
No kidding! I'm getting out of this country tomorrow! I'm so pissed off!
706
00:28:22,933 --> 00:28:24,120
Let's go... It's starting right away.
707
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:29,480
Go for it! In the meantime, I'm off to do 2-3 errands to buy enough to last the rest of my stay and a
few souvenirs.
708
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:31,600
Pasta...
709
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,646
Ah!
710
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,386
Checkout and off we go!
711
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,080
Last day. Last night here...
712
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,563
[Wati] We're off tomorrow!
713
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:46,816
That's it!
714
00:28:46,816 --> 00:28:49,433
Honestly... Seven days went by too fast, it did us good!
715
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,880
[Karel] Yeah! Have you reassured everyone that you're coming tomorrow?
716
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,246
Will you be able to take part in Valorant games?
717
00:28:54,246 --> 00:28:55,920
[Wati] It's my mother who calls me mostly.
718
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,633
[Karel] Oh yeah?!
719
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:57,000
[Wati] Of course ! Yes.
720
00:28:57,006 --> 00:28:58,346
[Karel] Well, good night, mate!
721
00:28:58,346 --> 00:28:59,760
[Wati] Good night!
722
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,320
[Karel] That's it! It's day 8!
723
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,033
It's departure day! We've got to go!
724
00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:07,126
In 2 hours we have to pack everything away! We have to throw away the bags!
725
00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:08,560
We have to get the clothes back.
726
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,010
I'm going to miss this view... I really do...
727
00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:12,763
Abracadabra everything will be tidy 1 2 3
728
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,873
All cleaned up, guys!
729
00:29:15,873 --> 00:29:18,960
Goodbye to the bedroom! Goodbye 2nd bedroom!
730
00:29:20,350 --> 00:29:21,720
[Wati] The keys are there...
731
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,583
[Karel] Here we go!
732
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,600
This is it! it's going to be the end!
733
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,273
[Wati] We're not going to get ban! Hooray!
734
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,260
[Karel] Let's get out of this border and be free! My hair thanks you!
735
00:29:40,593 --> 00:29:42,280
[Wati] I think we're almost out of here? It's the border!
736
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,466
[Karel] You guys aren't Twitch ban!
737
00:29:43,466 --> 00:29:44,400
[Wati] We're not ban!
738
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,000
I think guys... You didn't take a ban, did you?
739
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,583
[Jérém] We're not a ban!
740
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,736
[Karel] Here come the streakers! There's no reason to get banned!
741
00:29:48,736 --> 00:29:51,280
[Wati] It's safe to stream in Montenegro! No worries!
742
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:53,716
[Karel] Oh yeah, you couldn't take it anymore?
743
00:29:53,716 --> 00:29:54,320
[Wati] Oh no, that's it...
744
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,000
[Karel] You felt safer as a streamer!
745
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:57,920
Goodbye...
746
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,276
Go Wati! Come out first!
747
00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:02,680
Go Jérém!
748
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,600
Yeah!
749
00:30:03,606 --> 00:30:05,760
WE CAME OUT ALIVE WITHOUT BEING BANISHED!
750
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,416
Ahead of Croatia!
751
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:08,453
Here we go!
752
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,990
So you'll have to take the car!
753
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,480
You have five seconds to watch this video.
754
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,040
She's incredible, you don't want to miss her.
755
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,596
By the way, my video disguised as a woman on Omegle is coming out soon, so I'm counting on you
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