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Hey, Vince,
have you seen my sister?
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Yeah, she's
in Vic's old office.
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What are you doing
in here?
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I miss Vic.
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You better get out.
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The new boss is gonna be here
any minute.
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I hate the new boss.
I want pretty Vic.
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Oh, hi, I just wanted --
ew, you're not the new boss.
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Oh...hi, handsome.
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Ooh, you like?
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[ sighs ]
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Val, why can't you
just admit
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you're gonna miss Vic, too?
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Of course
I'm gonna miss Vic.
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He was a great boss --
tough, but fair,
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and we're all -- oh.
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Remember how his little hair
used to stick up?
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Mmm.
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You know what?
I'm glad he's gone.
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Now I can stop worrying
about,
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"He's the boss, but
am I attracted to him?"
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Or "Should I have a drink
with him or not?"
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Or "If I show up at work
wearing his shirt,
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will people be suspicious?"
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Hey.
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Uh, this is my office, right?
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Later, pretty boy.
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Hi. I'm Lauren.
Welcome aboard.
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Peter. Nice to meet you.
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Hmm.
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Okay, that's good.
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Hi, I'm Holly.
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If you need anything,
I'm here 24-7.
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Since when?
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Since now.
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Cute kid.
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Thanks.
Uh, that's my sister.
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I got her a job here
part-time.
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Go nepotism.
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I'm Val Tyler.
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Oh, you're Val.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, nice to meet you.
Vic told me all about you.
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He did?
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Sounds like you guys
had a great relationship.
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Oh, yeah, w-we --
great relationship.
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Very...professional.
[ chuckles ]
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Strictly professional.
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Um, so, if you need any help
getting settled in or --
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Ooh, whoo!
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[ chuckles ]
Goosed myself.
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[ intro to "What I Like
About You" plays ]
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, hey, Holly,
how was school?
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Stupid. How's work?
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Stupid.
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Hey, Lauren?
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Isn't it the rule that
if you finish the pot,
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you have to make a new one?
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Oh, hey, bike messenger.
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I have a name.
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Don't care.
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What are you eating?!
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Chicken, and you're not
getting any.
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I don't want any.
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Don't you know you're putting
tons of synthetic hormones
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into your body?
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You've been doing the same bit
all summer.
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You're not getting
my chicken.
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Oh, I think I will.
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Get out of here.
Ew, hard.
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Uh-huh, do you want to feel
the machine?
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Oh, my God,
you are so obnoxious.
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I'm gonna give you a wing.
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I'd rather have
a drumstick.
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You're not getting
a drumstick.
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Oh, I think I will.
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You are such a nerd!
You can't just expect --
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What's up, guys?
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What's up, guys?
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Hey, what's going on?
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Hey, Henry, I was just stealing
your girlfriend's chicken.
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[ chuckles ]
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So, you guys are having
a little picnic, huh?
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That's fun.
100
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So, uh, you ready to go out
on our date?
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Is it 6:00 already?
102
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Yeah, you probably lost track
of time,
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what with the picnic
and everything.
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Where you guys going?
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Oh, we're just gonna hang out
at Washington Square Park,
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maybe hit
the Liberty Diner after.
107
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Hey, you want to go?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I could do that.
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I got a couple more deliveries.
I'll meet you guys there.
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Thanks for the wing.
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No prob.
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What?! What is the matter
with you?!
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Uh, uh, nothing.
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I was just, uh,
Vince is coming, huh?
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Yeah, that's okay, right?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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I just, uh, I just thought
it was gonna be you and me.
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Gary's coming.
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Yeah, you, me, and Gary.
That's kind of the group.
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Vince can't be in the group?
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Of course he can.
122
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It's just that the three of us
have such a wonderful dynamic,
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it should be a group decision.
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I mean, it's not fair
to Gary if --
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It doesn't bother me.
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As soon as Jill comes back
from France,
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I'll be ditching y'all
anyway.
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So I got my arms
around her,
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and I'm looking right
into her eyes.
130
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And just when I'm about
to go for it, I realize...
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Chick's a dude!
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Oh!
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[ laughter ]
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That, my friend,
is one funny story.
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How about you and I go
get us some drinks, huh?
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If I can get up.
137
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I'm laughing so hard.
138
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Yo, what's up, man?
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You're all over Vince,
laughing at all his jokes,
140
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telling him
his hair is cool.
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What's up with that?
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It's all part of my plan.
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What, to marry him?
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To act not jealous.
145
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Holly can't know I'm all
insecure and jealous.
146
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It'll make me look weak.
147
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Jealous? Come on, man,
what are you jealous of?
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It's just she's always talking
about him and how funny he is.
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You know, he gets to see her
more than I do,
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and he's a guy.
151
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Well, I'm a guy.
You're not jealous of me.
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I'm sorry, I just don't
find you attractive.
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What?
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Well, you're jealous
and insecure,
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and I don't like weak men.
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Wait, Henry,
if Vince really bugs you, man,
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then you need to talk to her
about it.
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No! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No.
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See, I think Holly and I
are pretty tight right now.
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I'm just not 100% positive
she thinks so.
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I mean, what if she isn't
as sure about us as I am?
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A jealous boyfriend isn't gonna
make her any more sure.
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Yeah, that's true.
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So, I'm sorry for calling you
jealous and insecure.
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I'm still not attracted
to you.
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Vic focused mostly
on print placement,
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but I think, especially now,
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We should really move more
into electronic media.
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What do you think?
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What?
Oh, sorry, I wasn't, uh --
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Can we talk about fun stuff?
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[ chuckles ] Okay.
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Oh, is this your family?
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Yeah. Yeah,
that's my mom and dad
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and my two younger sisters.
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And right here, that is the
greatest guy in the world.
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Oh, what a cute lab.
What's his name?
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Labby.
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Yeah, I came up with that.
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Wow! Now,
this is an amazing city.
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You know, uh, I have a bit
of a confession to make.
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This is the biggest office
I've ever had.
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I have a little confession
to make, too.
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If I don't get something
to eat soon,
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I'm gonna have to eat Labby.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
It's almost 9:00.
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No wonder you're starving.
Here, this will hold you.
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You like peanut butter?
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Ooh, creamy.
I love creamy.
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Is there another kind?
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[ chuckles ]
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Here, ladies first.
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Oh, thank you.
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To the best first day of work
that I have ever had.
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Cheers. Ooh, here.
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Oh.
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Hey, how about tomorrow night
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I take you out
for a real dinner?
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Hmm?
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[ chuckles ]
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Um...[ mumbles ]
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[ coughs ]
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Is that a yes?
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No, no.
See, here's the thing.
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I have a rule -- a strict --
very strict rule.
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I do not date people
I work with.
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Well, it wouldn't be
a date.
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It's a thank-you meal.
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It's only a date if I kiss you
good night.
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Hmm. Oh, no.
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Val, wait.
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Do me a favor -- just
think about it overnight.
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And, look, if tomorrow
the answer is still no,
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then I'll drop it.
215
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Peter --
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Unh-unh. Tomorrow.
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[ sighs ]
Okay, tomorrow,
218
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but the answer
is still gonna be no.
219
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Oh, I am so screwed.
220
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All right, I'm taking off.
I'll see you guys Monday.
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- Peace.
- Bye.
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He's a great guy, huh?
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Oh, the best.
The best.
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I can't wait for Monday.
225
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I'll be right back.
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Hey...
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is he okay?
228
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I think so. Why?
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He's been acting
really weird.
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Well, uh, you know, is
everything okay with you guys?
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Yeah, it's great.
It's better than ever.
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Maybe you ought to
tell him that.
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- He knows.
- Maybe he doesn't.
234
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- Of course he does.
- Maybe you're wrong.
235
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Maybe if you don't tell me
what you know,
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you'll get my foot
in your ass.
237
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Okay, I'm only telling you this
because I care about him.
238
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Henry is having a little
problem with Vince.
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What kind of problem?
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He's jealous.
241
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What? That's ridiculous.
Vince is just my friend.
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I know, I know, but sometimes
guys can get a little weird
243
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about their girlfriends
having "guy friends."
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You're a guy.
He's not jealous of you.
245
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He doesn't find me
attractive.
246
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Can you believe that?!
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Oh, my God,
that's ridiculous.
248
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I know, look at my perfect,
v-shaped body.
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Henry?
250
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- Don't tell him I told you.
- I won't.
251
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Gary told me
you're jealous of Vince.
252
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I can't believe
you feel like this.
253
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I...I know. I'm sorry.
254
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I feel stupid, but there's
something about that guy
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that just -- I don't know.
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Whenever I see you two together,
he's like --
257
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,904
You're always laughing.
258
00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:57,539
He's all edgy and cool.
259
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,074
But he's not you.
260
00:10:59,108 --> 00:11:02,110
Who did I spend every single
day this summer with?
261
00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:05,714
Who did I call every single
night before I went to bed?
262
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,216
You. You! I love you!
263
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,521
What?
264
00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:14,423
Nothing.
265
00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,491
Ah! I am so glad
you said that!
266
00:11:16,526 --> 00:11:19,061
I've been wanting to say it
for so long,
267
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,030
but I didn't want to be the one
to say it first,
268
00:11:22,065 --> 00:11:24,266
because if you didn't say
it back,
269
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,301
I don't think
I could take it.
270
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:27,703
Ohh!
271
00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:30,939
I love you, too.
272
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:32,741
Mmm.
273
00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:39,571
[ door opens ]
274
00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:42,373
[ Both ]: Oh, thank God!
- What?
275
00:11:42,408 --> 00:11:46,077
I think I just made
a huge mistake.
276
00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:47,812
- I think I'm about to.
- Who's gonna go first?
277
00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:48,813
- Me.
- Me, me, me!
278
00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:49,948
I win. I was louder.
279
00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:51,616
I'm gonna tell you this,
280
00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:53,952
but you have to promise not
to say "I told you so."
281
00:11:53,986 --> 00:11:55,119
I can't promise that.
282
00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:56,688
All right, I can't tell you.
283
00:11:56,722 --> 00:11:58,923
Okay, fine, I promise,
I promise. Tell me.
284
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,091
All right.
285
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,760
Peter asked me to go out
on a date,
286
00:12:02,795 --> 00:12:04,696
and I think I want to go.
287
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:06,564
[ hums "I told you so" ]
288
00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:09,100
All right, tell me
everything -- everything.
289
00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:11,369
Okay, we were working,
and it was late.
290
00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:13,771
And we stopped working,
and he got charming.
291
00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:16,207
Then, all of a sudden,
he got real charming,
292
00:12:16,242 --> 00:12:18,209
- and there was peanut butter.
- Peanut butter?
293
00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:19,410
Not for that.
294
00:12:21,146 --> 00:12:22,380
What am I doing?
295
00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:23,715
I don't need a boyfriend
right now,
296
00:12:23,749 --> 00:12:25,383
especially not a guy
I work with.
297
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,252
You know what I went through
with Vic.
298
00:12:27,286 --> 00:12:31,823
Nothing!
You went through nothing!
299
00:12:31,857 --> 00:12:34,025
Oh, my God, you never even
went out with Vic!
300
00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:36,761
All you ever did was come home
and whine about your feelings
301
00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,429
and how you couldn't act
on them,
302
00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:40,098
because he was your boss.
303
00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:41,966
Yeah, I know, and I cannot go
through that again.
304
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:45,336
Me neither,
so go out with him!
305
00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:46,838
What if --
306
00:12:46,872 --> 00:12:50,308
Okay, when is the last time
you took a risk of any kind?
307
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:52,844
When I asked you
to move in with me.
308
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:54,913
And how great
is that going?
309
00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:56,014
That's true.
310
00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:57,582
But what if we start
going out
311
00:12:57,616 --> 00:12:59,284
and we start really
liking each other,
312
00:12:59,318 --> 00:13:00,952
then he tells me he never
wants to get married,
313
00:13:00,986 --> 00:13:02,553
we go through
a painful breakup,
314
00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:03,922
and I still have to work
with him?
315
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:05,456
But isn't it so much easier
316
00:13:05,491 --> 00:13:06,925
to work with a jerk
that you're totally over
317
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,393
than working with someone
318
00:13:08,427 --> 00:13:09,761
who you're constantly
wondering about?
319
00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:13,031
Go ahead, try to find
a hole in that.
320
00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:14,266
Ain't gonna happen.
321
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,667
All right, I'll do it.
322
00:13:15,702 --> 00:13:16,668
Yay!
323
00:13:16,703 --> 00:13:18,270
- But what if --
- You're going.
324
00:13:18,304 --> 00:13:19,905
- No, I'm just saying --
- Stop saying.
325
00:13:19,939 --> 00:13:22,641
I really don't --
[ telephone rings ]
326
00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:25,610
Okay, stop thinking.
I'll be right there.
327
00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:28,347
Hello?
Oh, hey, Henry.
328
00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:31,016
Uh, no, I was just talking
to my sister.
329
00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:32,484
Um, no, no, it's okay.
330
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:34,653
I think
we're pretty much done.
331
00:13:34,687 --> 00:13:36,855
Really?
332
00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:37,923
[ chuckles ]
333
00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:40,025
You love me?
[ giggles ]
334
00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:43,228
No, that's nine,
but who's counting?
335
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:45,497
Oop! 10.
336
00:13:45,531 --> 00:13:47,799
[ sighs ]
337
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,008
Hey, you okay?
338
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,678
You sounded kind of weird
on the phone.
339
00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:01,947
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
340
00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:04,015
Um, I may not be in a minute,
341
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:07,953
because I have to tell you
something that may upset you.
342
00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:11,590
Vince is coming?
343
00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:13,425
What? No, no.
344
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:17,796
It's about you and me --
well, me.
345
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:20,298
Okay, let's sit down.
346
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,901
[ clears throat ]
347
00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:24,102
Okay.
348
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:26,071
I said something yesterday
349
00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:29,641
that I may not have completely
and totally meant
350
00:14:29,675 --> 00:14:31,610
the way that you heard it.
351
00:14:31,644 --> 00:14:34,079
You don't love me.
352
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:38,483
No. I mean, not yet.
353
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:42,687
So, this was just like
a really mean joke?
354
00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,689
Oh, no, no, no, no.
355
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:47,592
I just felt so bad that
you were jealous of Vince,
356
00:14:47,627 --> 00:14:50,128
and I just --
I got a little carried away,
357
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:52,864
and I wanted you to know
how I feel about you.
358
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:54,399
How do you feel about me?
359
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:56,468
I always thought that,
when I said it,
360
00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,336
I would know
what I was feeling.
361
00:14:58,371 --> 00:15:00,272
And I don't know what
I'm feeling,
362
00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:02,174
so I don't think
it's love...yet.
363
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,811
So, you don't love me...yet.
364
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:08,413
[ chuckles ]
I think I'm close.
365
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:13,151
Like, I'm at "I lo you."
366
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:19,424
So, how close would you say
you are to the "ve"?
367
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,359
Really close.
368
00:15:21,394 --> 00:15:24,629
Like 10 minutes, 2 years?
369
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,498
Prom would be cool.
370
00:15:26,532 --> 00:15:28,800
[ chuckles ]
I'm sorry.
371
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:29,935
Yeah.
372
00:15:29,969 --> 00:15:31,903
If you want, you could
take yours back.
373
00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:32,971
No.
374
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,207
I don't want to.
375
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:36,741
You sure you're okay?
376
00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:38,443
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
377
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:41,880
I have to warn you, though,
I'm gonna wear you down.
378
00:15:41,914 --> 00:15:42,914
Bring it on.
379
00:15:48,888 --> 00:15:50,555
Oh, wow, what's this?
380
00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:52,557
Peanut-butter cheesecake.
381
00:15:52,592 --> 00:15:55,861
Oh, my God, peanut butter
and cheesecake?
382
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:57,429
Can they do that?
383
00:15:57,463 --> 00:16:00,966
To the best second day of work
that I've ever had.
384
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:06,371
Oh, yes!
385
00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:08,773
Oh, sorry.
386
00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:12,210
Okay, you know what?
I have to be honest with you.
387
00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:15,780
In my mind, this doesn't feel
like a thank-you meal.
388
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,315
It feels like a date.
389
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,584
I thought you said
it was a date
390
00:16:19,619 --> 00:16:21,920
only if you kissed me
good night.
391
00:16:21,954 --> 00:16:24,422
In my mind, I already did.
392
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:25,690
How was it?
393
00:16:25,725 --> 00:16:28,393
Hang on.
We're not done.
394
00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:29,928
Oh, excellent.
395
00:16:29,962 --> 00:16:31,730
[ chuckles ]
396
00:16:31,764 --> 00:16:33,498
Peter?
397
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,934
Oh, Nicole.
398
00:16:35,968 --> 00:16:37,002
[ clears throat ] Hi.
399
00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:38,103
Hi.
400
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,005
Uh, this is Val Tyler.
401
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,606
Hi.
402
00:16:41,641 --> 00:16:44,376
[ clears throat ]
Our table's ready.
403
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,977
Oh, hi, Bob.
404
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:53,385
That, uh,
that was Nicole and Bob.
405
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,220
Oh, I sense a little --
406
00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:58,189
Yeah, there's a little
history there.
407
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,558
Old girlfriend?
408
00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:01,760
Oh, no, no, uh,
Nicole and I kind of --
409
00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:04,329
See, she and Bob were having
marital problems,
410
00:17:04,363 --> 00:17:05,931
and my car was in the shop,
411
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:08,300
so we were both feeling
kind of vulnerable.
412
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:10,602
You know how those things
can happen.
413
00:17:10,636 --> 00:17:13,305
Marital problems as in she
was still with Bob
414
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,739
when you two, uh...
415
00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,341
Oh, no, no, no.
It's not what you think.
416
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,342
Oh.
417
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:19,644
See, she wasn't happy.
418
00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:24,215
What -- she was still
married to Bob.
419
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,651
But she wasn't happy.
420
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:32,390
They were having intimacy
issues, and she and I weren't.
421
00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:37,462
I mean, we really weren't.
422
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,864
Anyway, look how happy
they are again,
423
00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:42,434
and I don't mind
taking a little credit.
424
00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:45,737
What are you talking about?
425
00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:48,006
I think the stuff
that we did,
426
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,376
she would bring home and try
out on good old Bob.
427
00:17:53,579 --> 00:17:56,448
Kind of heated things up
for them again.
428
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:58,249
You know, in a weird way,
429
00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:01,152
I was kind of like
a marriage counselor.
430
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,588
[ laughing ] Oh.
431
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:04,956
What?
432
00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:08,827
You have no idea
how happy I am right now.
433
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:12,564
Well, I am feeling pretty
happy myself.
434
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:15,133
Did you know
I was up all night
435
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:18,003
thinking about how adorable
you were
436
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,738
and charming and sexy?
437
00:18:19,772 --> 00:18:22,207
I was really worried it was
gonna be a problem
438
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:24,142
because, you know,
you're my boss,
439
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:26,711
but it's so not a problem,
because you are a pig.
440
00:18:26,746 --> 00:18:29,347
So thank you
for the thank-you dinner,
441
00:18:29,382 --> 00:18:31,783
and I will see you tomorrow
at work
442
00:18:31,817 --> 00:18:34,853
with no potential messy,
sexual complications.
443
00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:35,887
Uh, Val?
444
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,088
Yeah?
445
00:18:37,123 --> 00:18:40,892
Last night when you were
thinking about me,
446
00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:42,927
were you in the tub?
447
00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:46,464
Oh, yeah, this just keeps
getting better and better.
448
00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:54,146
[ door opens ]
449
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,414
Hey!
450
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,249
Ooh, I like that "hey."
451
00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:59,184
I love you so much.
452
00:18:59,219 --> 00:19:01,687
Who doesn't?
453
00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:04,590
Thank you for making me
go out with Peter.
454
00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:07,026
Oh, you're welcome.
What happened?
455
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,295
Oh, he took me to a really
great restaurant.
456
00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:10,496
Where?
457
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:12,131
Oh, whatever -- some
really romantic place.
458
00:19:12,165 --> 00:19:13,365
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
459
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,967
Then he did everything
perfectly.
460
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,969
He ordered the best wine,
the best dinner.
461
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:19,104
Oh, and he was so nice
to the waiters.
462
00:19:19,139 --> 00:19:21,140
I thought, "Oh, my God,
this is it."
463
00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:22,708
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
464
00:19:22,742 --> 00:19:24,977
Then I found out he had an
affair with a married woman.
465
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:26,211
Oh, crap.
466
00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:28,213
Why'd you come in here all,
"Hey!"?
467
00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:30,149
Because now my problem
is solved.
468
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:32,518
I don't have to worry about
dating the boss
469
00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:35,187
or wonder what it would
be like to date the boss,
470
00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:38,090
because I dated the boss,
and the boss is nauseating.
471
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,928
Well, did you at least stay
for dessert?
472
00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:45,464
Oh, yeah, peanut-butter
cheesecake in my purse.
473
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:46,999
Good woman.
474
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:49,168
Oh, you know what I remembered
halfway through dinner?
475
00:19:49,202 --> 00:19:50,970
Last night, you said
you made a mistake,
476
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,571
but we never got
to talk about it.
477
00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:53,772
Oh, I took care of it.
478
00:19:53,807 --> 00:19:54,807
What?
479
00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:56,141
It's no big deal.
480
00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:57,977
I accidentally told Henry
I loved him,
481
00:19:58,011 --> 00:20:00,412
and then I kind of had
to take it back.
482
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:01,680
Oh, my God! Why?
483
00:20:01,715 --> 00:20:03,482
'Cause I'm not
really there yet,
484
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,985
and I don't want to say it
just to say it.
485
00:20:06,019 --> 00:20:07,119
I want to mean it.
486
00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:09,388
Wow.
487
00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:10,789
What?
488
00:20:10,824 --> 00:20:14,893
Nothing, it's just you handled
that really well.
489
00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:17,129
All mature and everything.
490
00:20:17,163 --> 00:20:19,598
That's good, right?
491
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,133
Yeah. No, it's great.
492
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,969
I guess you just
don't need me anymore.
493
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,271
What? Of course I do.
494
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:28,507
You know what I did?
495
00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:31,610
I thought to myself,
"What would Val do?"
496
00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:32,845
Liar.
497
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:34,413
[ scoffs ] I did!
498
00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:38,384
I didn't say it out loud,
but here in my head.
499
00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:39,785
I'm in your head?
500
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:42,121
Totally.
And you know what?
501
00:20:42,155 --> 00:20:44,223
I'm gonna have
more problems.
502
00:20:44,257 --> 00:20:46,625
Could get arrested
for shoplifting.
503
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,327
You know how I love stuff.
504
00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:51,063
You're not gonna do that,
but if you did,
505
00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:53,298
I would know
exactly what to do.
506
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,867
Mm-hmm, yeah, you would.
507
00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:58,470
Oh, my God, I just remembered
another problem.
508
00:20:58,505 --> 00:20:59,705
Ooh, what?
509
00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:01,573
There's this girl sitting
on a couch,
510
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,576
having a fabulous conversation
with the best sister ever,
511
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:07,479
and she's eating this amazing
peanut-butter cheesecake.
512
00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:10,249
She's totally comfortable,
but she's dying of thirst.
513
00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:11,250
What does she do?
514
00:21:11,284 --> 00:21:14,053
She needs milk, huh?
515
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,421
Yeah, she does.
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Oh. Well, I would tell her
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to get her thirsty butt
up off the couch
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and get it herself.
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