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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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INSECTS BUZZ
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A-hem. Sit down.
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I've never had to
call you in here before.
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It won't happen again. What won't?
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I-I don't know.
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Whatever it was?
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I only call people in here
for one of two reasons.
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To promote...
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...or to fire.
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If this is about the silly walks,
I can explain...
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Sh!
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I'm promoting you
to the market research team.
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You'll lead the focus group tomorrow.
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There's been a dropout,
you need to find a replacement.
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Yeah, absolutely!
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Thank you!
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Don't you want to know the campaign?
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Yes, yes, no, sorry.
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YoggoLad.
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The yoghurt for men?
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Yes. Is that a problem?
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I...
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No, no, I love yoghurt,
and I love men,
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and I love you! No.
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No. Yeah.
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Should...? Yeah, OK, cool.
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You should do something about that.
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Aaaah! Oh, fuck off! Yes!
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You absolute tosser!
Oh, my God, you got a promotion!
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Oh, do the silly-walk thing!
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No, no, I have to go.
Oh, come on! Come on, do one!
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You know I'm really shy!
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Do a silly walk, please!
One silly walk for us!
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Yeah!
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Go, Jam! Go, Jam! Go, Jam!
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Go, Jam!
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So good! Another one, another one!
Yeah, come on, come on.
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Stop it! I hate attention!
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Oh, you've gone.
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HORN BEEPS
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Come on!
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Get out the road!
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Come on!
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Like, when I'm on a date
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and I'm in bed with them,
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I always suck my stomach in.
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Why do you think that is?
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I don't know.
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I feel like you do.
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Because it's vulnerable.
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I guess I would
with a life partner,
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but not with someone
I'm not committed to.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I've been thinking a lot
about my childhood trauma.
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Fuck yeah!
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Oh, er, that's...
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Is that something you'd be
comfortable to talk about?
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Take care,
and I will see you again soon.
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OK, bye.
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I thought we talked
about the miming thing.
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What was it, trust issues?
That is highly confidential.
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It's always the parents' fault,
though, innit?
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Show me.
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"A market research star is born."
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Innit?! Yeah!
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Congrats.
I'm going to laminate this.
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Yeah. Seriously, I'm going
to frame it and laminate it.
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Get in, get in.
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Look, I've got a couple of hours
before my next client,
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so how about...
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...we put some of your stuff away?
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Uhh!
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Why? This is a lot of stuff. Uhh!
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Is it? You can put it in... here.
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Honestly, I'll be out of here
before you know it.
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Oh, don't say that.
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You can stay as long as you want,
you can keep all your stuff...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, please,
no, I'm not doing Toro Toro.
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Please, just a quick one.
You're so annoying. Yeah!
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He's coming!
BOTH SHOUT
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Ah-ha, you vampire!
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Vampire! Vampire? He's a bull.
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Toro Toro? Oh, my God,
what do you think it means?
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Vampire Vampire, no? It's a bu...
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Wow. This ain't going to work.
No, I know.
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No, I'm sorry, we... A what?
All this time, you...
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I love your house, you know.
Thank you.
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It, like, makes me feel
like an adult. You ARE an adult.
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Come here.
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You know, maybe we could make you
being here a more permanent thing.
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Are you, um...?
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HIGH-PITCHED WHINE BUILDS
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Are you holding your stomach in?
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No.
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WHINE STOPS
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Love is a lie.
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Your partner will let you down.
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Your children... will abandon you.
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And then... death!
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A painful death.
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So, what is acting?
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Acting is pain.
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And if the audience doesn't
feel that pain,
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it means you are not a good actor.
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Yes, Daisy?
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Can I go to the toilet?
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If an actor at the Palladium
wants to go for the pee-pee,
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what do you think,
the audience will wait for him?
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Come on, Daisy! Very unprofessional.
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Hai! Hai!
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How's she doing without me?
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She spits every time
I mention your name. Ah.
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This month, we are going to do
a drama called War Horse.
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I have rewritten it
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to make it better.
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I can't read.
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Then you came to the rehearsal
unprepared!
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Come on, go to Isaac for warm up.
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All right,
who's done stage combat before?
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CHILDREN SHOUT
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All right, now punch!
Punch like a horse!
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Mumsy...! No!
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Mum, everyone moves out eventually,
it's normal.
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Let her grieve, man!
It's normal for you.
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I've got good news. I don't
have time for your good news.
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You sure? Really big day for me.
Me too.
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I'm auditioning Mustafa
for the lead horse.
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Mum, you're doing it again.
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Doing what? Making it about you.
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When do I ever make it about me?
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Go on.
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I'm divorcing your dad. What?! Why?!
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I'm asking him to hang this sign
in the corridor since three months.
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OK, Mum, you can't divorce him
for that. Yeah, she can!
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OK, well, I'm really sorry
to hear about your situation,
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but at least my good news
has made you feel better.
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Now who is making it
about themself?
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Let's go! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
easy, girl, easy.
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Be right back!
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Hold up.
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Bro, this is great, man.
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It is pretty cool, innit?
You must be so proud.
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Feel the quality of that paper!
Wow. Yeah? Yeah.
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My colleagues are
really proud of me.
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Promotions are great. Innit?
Yeah, you sold your soul. Exactly.
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Wait, what?
This is how they get you.
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Wait, wait,
what are you talking about?
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Today, you got promoted.
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Tomorrow, you're getting
a knighthood.
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And the next thing you know,
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the bloodshed of colonialism
is on your hands.
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MBE, do you know what that
stands for? What?
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Member of the British Empire.
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Oh, OK.
Yeah, so... we done been that.
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Are you trying to borrow money?
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Just a tenner. Unbelievable!
Dude, come on!
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Give back to the hood.
You need to learn how to fish!
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What are you talking about fish?
I don't like fish!
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Do you want to make some money?
No. Yeah?
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I'll pick you up tomorrow at eight,
show you the real world.
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PM? AM!
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All right, cool,
I'll just leave it here, yeah?
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Son? Yeah?
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What? What? Yes. Huh?
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What do you want?
You were going to say something!
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Was I?
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PHONE CHIMES
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I've got to go. It's Guy.
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Anything you want to add?
Shall I send your love to Guy?
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My Guy.
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My boyfriend, Guy!
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I thought his name was Alan.
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Cool! Good chat!
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So your name's Owen. No, it's not.
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It is, cos that's the guy
who pulled out.
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Oh, so I'm helping you out?
No, I'm helping you out.
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Listen... Yeah, I'm listening.
...it's called market research. Yeah.
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It's a yoghurt for men.
That doesn't make sense.
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OK, but all you have to do
is eat the thing, say you love it,
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you get 100 quid! No can do.
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Why not? It's dirty money.
It's just a yoghurt.
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Well, I don't fuck with yoghurt.
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Oh, and the demographic is
male professionals, OK?
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So don't do your roadman ting,
it's not Chicken Cottage.
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You're just profiling me!
And Chicken Cottage.
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Just don't be yourself. What?
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What are you wearing?
You could have ironed your top.
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Whoa! It's crinkle cut.
I made it myself.
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Yeah, I can tell!
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Wear this, don't take it off.
Oh, really?
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Bro! No, don't call me "bro".
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We're not allowed to bring in
family or friends.
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It's the real world in there, man.
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You've got to bring your A-game.
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Yeah?
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Johnny! All hail the yoghurt king!
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Stop it, Chloe,
you're such a big flirt!
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See?
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Respected.
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This is where you work?
Magical, innit?
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Why does it look like a nursery?
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Jam-Jar!
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Wing-Wings!
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Who's the hot new guy?
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We have a hot new guy?
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Oh, hey, I'm Isaac.
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His brother.
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Here for the yoghurt-tasting thing?
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That is an amazing coat.
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Oh, that's...
Let me take you through.
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So tea, coffee, prosecco?
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That's actually my amazing coat.
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The testicles of mice
fed a yoghurt diet
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were 10% bigger
than those on a regular diet.
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That's whet your appetite, innit?
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So this campaign is
a tongue-in-cheek "Oi-oi"...
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Oi-oi! ..to all lads.
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It's not just yoghurt,
it's yoghurt...
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For men.
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Genius.
I think it could be our best yet.
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OK, so slogan,
which one grabs us more?
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"Hairy dairy" or "Creme de la men"?
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I like "hairy dairy". Not too
many syllables. Yes, thank you!
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Let's keep the syllables
where they belong,
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in the dictionary.
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Yes, so tuck in.
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All feedback is welcome.
Be honest.
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Yeah. I'll be honest. Great!
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Dairy industry,
that's a messed-up place.
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You ever locked eyes with a cow?
They can hear you.
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Of course they can hear me, bro,
government's tapped in.
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Hold on, sorry...
Are you two related?
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No! Yeah.
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Great. Shall we do the forms? Pat,
do you want to give out the forms?
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Jam's the best bit, anyway.
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It must be serious if
she's got him in the jungle.
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Do you know
how long he's been in there?
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A bit too long, mate.
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She's probably got the hots for him.
Is it just me,
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or his coat the sexiest
fucking thing you've ever seen?
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Oh, my God, that is what I said!
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Oh, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming!
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What did she say?
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She asked me how old I think she is.
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What did you say? 55.
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She's 44...
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...today! Oh.
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Well, I wasn't going to lie, was I?
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OK, great.
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Anyway, I'm out. Laters.
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He's your brother? No...
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Are you calling me a racist?
254
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:06,040
OK, sorry, I only got him in
cos someone pulled out.
255
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,400
By the way, I think
this campaign is remarkable.
256
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,720
You know what I like about him?
He's not a suck-up.
257
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,440
Yeah, no, suck-ups are the worst.
258
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,840
And I REALLY like his coat.
259
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,160
No, he actually cut the yoghurt
in half. Wow, that's clever!
260
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,960
No, no, no, it's not. Oh, God, no,
sorry, yes, yes, you're right,
261
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,680
I forgot who the baddie was -
what a bastard!
262
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,840
He's just doing what my mum does,
barging in, stealing my thunder.
263
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,200
It's attention-seeking, man,
I hate it!
264
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,000
How's this one? Yeah, it's...
265
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,320
...it's great,
haven't you already got a coat?
266
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,240
Yeah, I need a better one
for the office party.
267
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,920
That one's �370.
268
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,600
Fuck me!
269
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,320
For a coat? Hmm.
270
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,160
Do you refunds?
30 days, tag still on.
271
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,440
Deal.
272
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,400
What?
273
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,240
What's that look in your eyes?
What look?
274
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,800
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm not. Yeah, you are.
275
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,480
What? Just that face. What face?
What's that face? It's my face.
276
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,680
It's not, though. It is.
277
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,720
It's something different,
that's not your face.
278
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,560
No, it's nothing. I just love you.
279
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,680
Uh...
280
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,120
Ooh.
281
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,600
Sorry, can we just...?
282
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,440
What are you doing?
Sorry, I wasn't...
283
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,400
I wasn't actually, uh... What?
284
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,120
...planning on saying that in here.
285
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,360
Yeah, no, no, it's fine.
286
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,360
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, I just...
287
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,520
Well, it's true, Jamma. I, er...
288
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,760
I love you.
289
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,560
All right, yeah, cool, yeah.
290
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,520
What?
291
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,280
Nothing, I said...
292
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,040
"All right,
293
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,040
"yeah, cool, yeah."
294
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,280
RUMBLING
295
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,080
Are you...?
296
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,080
Oh, shit, careful, careful,
we need to leave, we need to leave.
297
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,000
Jamma...
298
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,240
Your house seems smaller!
299
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,880
Well, yeah, it's all your stuff.
300
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,880
I-I need to leave.
301
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,800
Where? My mum, the community centre.
302
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,600
Jamma, what time is the party
tonight?
303
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,720
Because, you know,
maybe I should come...
304
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,520
The kids! Are you OK?
305
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,600
He's completely freaking out.
What a bellend.
306
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,320
HE SHOUTS
307
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,760
All right!
Everyone in formation now!
308
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,920
Come on, formation!
Let me see formation!
309
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,840
Jammie, is there something
you need to talk about?
310
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,280
What? He just came out with it,
I panicked!
311
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,560
Oh, wake up!
312
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,640
Can we carry on with the match now?
Jammie's life is more important.
313
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,760
Yeah, Halima,
that was really selfish.
314
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,720
OK, everyone, take a deep breath.
315
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,400
Jammie, look at me.
316
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,760
Do you love him?
317
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,400
I love his face.
318
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,880
He's a really good cook.
319
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,640
Um... He has a dryer.
320
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,760
But how am I meant to know
what love feels like?
321
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,240
Let me break it down for you.
322
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,400
Think of something you love.
323
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,960
Cake. Cake!
324
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,280
I have had it, officially!
Come on! Grow up.
325
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,840
What if I'm just using him
to get away from my family?
326
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,560
Jammie, if you do truly love him...
327
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,120
...you have to tell him.
328
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,040
I'm a horse, and I declare a war!
329
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,560
Yeah, that's not War Horse.
330
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,080
Love is a lie!
331
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,320
You're a useless horse,
you must die!
332
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,600
Artistic license, bro.
333
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,160
More passion!
334
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,040
Fire, fire, run!
335
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,880
But we don't know
where the fire exit is.
336
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,920
Well, maybe you should have
hung it up in time!
337
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,160
CHILDREN SCREAM
338
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,800
OK.
339
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:12,360
HEATED CONVERSATION
340
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,040
But how am I meant to know
what love feels like?
341
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,000
Think of something you love...
342
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,520
Mm! Cake!
343
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,160
I love you.
344
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,960
I love you, I love you...
345
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,480
I think if we're going
to live together,
346
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,520
I think we should just be really
comfortable with each other.
347
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,640
I'm comfortable. Yeah?
348
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,200
Were you going to say something?
349
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,640
We're late for the party!
350
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,400
Jamma, Jamma, Jamma, Jamma.
351
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,920
We're good, right?
Everything's fine?
352
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,640
Yeah, we're fine, yeah.
Forget I said anything.
353
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,200
All your boxes, they can stay
where they are. OK, cool!
354
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,560
Help me up!
355
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,400
Jamma! Hey!
356
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,880
Oh, wow, OK, OK,
so it's a party party.
357
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,800
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How's the coat?
358
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,680
Oh, my God, it's so great. Yeah?
359
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,120
Can I take your coat, sir?
Absolutely not, no!
360
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,400
The cheek.
361
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,520
It's going to be really good
to play as a team.
362
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,960
Yeah, isn't it? It's really good.
Yeah, yeah, really good.
363
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,280
OK, if I get stuck with anyone
I don't like, I'll do this.
364
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,880
And then you have to
come and get me out, OK?
365
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,840
Yeah, fine, OK, well, I'll do...
366
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,880
If I get stuck with someone,
I will...
367
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,640
I'll do the same. Yeah, OK, cool.
368
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,560
Toro Toro!
369
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,880
Oh, shit on a stick,
you must be Jamma's boy...
370
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,960
Boyfriend, yeah, yeah, yeah.
371
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:43,160
Just so you know, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with... you know.
372
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,120
I actually think it's really cool.
373
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,320
Sorry, just...
374
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,000
Sorry, erm...
375
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,240
One sec. OK.
376
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,120
So which one of you's
the woman in the relationship?
377
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,840
Deep state, yeah! Sorry.
378
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,240
Oh, hey, how's it going?
What's up, bro?
379
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,560
What are you doing here?
I invited him, obviously.
380
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,240
Hey, happy birthday!
Don't patronise me.
381
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,480
Sorry, no, yeah.
382
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,640
I wanted to talk to Isaac
about YoggoLad.
383
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,120
Again, I'm so sorry about
what happened. Basically...
384
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,360
Marcus loved it. I loved it!
385
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,720
The whole tearing the packet apart,
very manly.
386
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,560
How did you come up with it?
387
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,040
I just like the jam.
388
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,600
Oh, that's awkward, bro!
389
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,880
It's not called jam in the industry,
is it? It's called conserve.
390
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,320
I wanted to ask about the magazine.
391
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,840
Can I get a few more copies?
Cos everyone's been bugging me.
392
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,480
Your coat...
Oh, right, yeah, thanks.
393
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,000
No, no, no, no.
The tag's still on.
394
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,560
Oh, OK, yeah... I'll get it.
395
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,560
Oh, no, no, no, don't worry.
No, no, I don't mind.
396
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,480
No, do you know what? Don't worry.
397
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,680
You're my boss,
you shouldn't be doing my...
398
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,360
There you go.
Oh, that's so kind of you.
399
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,560
Come, Marcus.
400
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,520
Bro, what the hell? Nah, man,
I'm just here to get my coin.
401
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,760
OK, bro, you just send an invoice.
What's that?
402
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,160
Oh... Winnie's found a pill!
403
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,640
Last one, who wants it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Winnie!
404
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,920
Jesus! He's like, 12 years old!
405
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,800
What? No, I'm sorry.
406
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,720
I'm sorry, I did that out of duty.
407
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,040
I was not going to take that anyway.
Yeah, sure.
408
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,920
You really don't know who I am,
do you?
409
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,680
I didn't really know my dad,
410
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,080
so we don't know who
we're supposed to be angry at,
411
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,880
and so I just took it all out
on my mum. Mm.
412
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,760
Yeah, well,
from what you've told me,
413
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,720
it seems like your mum
did the best she could in
414
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,520
very difficult circumstances.
415
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,520
Awareness is
the first step to change,
416
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,400
and if these behavioural patterns
no longer serve you,
417
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,920
you have got the choice
to let them go.
418
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,520
Yeah.
419
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,040
HE SOBS
420
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,840
Oh. Yeah.
421
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,920
So w-w-what do you do as a job?
422
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,280
I'm a therapist.
Fuck off! For real? Yeah.
423
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,680
Maybe you could be my therapist.
424
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,520
No, that would be
highly inappropriate.
425
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,800
Do you think I should go over there?
It's just been ages.
426
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,880
It's like, you know,
what are they chatting about?
427
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,920
Are you sure you're not too hot
in that thing?
428
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,480
No, no, no, totally fine!
429
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,520
Jamma! Oh, hello!
I'm Winnie, what do you do?
430
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,600
Hi, Winnie, I'm a...
431
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,320
I'm a dentist! Oh, OK!
Yeah. Oh, OK!
432
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,480
Jamma! There you are!
433
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,200
There YOU are! Where you been?!
434
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,680
Well, I've just been having
a really dull conversation.
435
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,920
You won't believe what. What?
I dropped a pill!
436
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,200
Really? I was going to suggest
we should probably leave.
437
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,400
Come on, we're working as a team!
438
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,720
You've just taken ecstasy. Yeah!
439
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,600
To empathise with you.
440
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,240
Hey, my guys, how's it going?
441
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,080
Oh, hi, Isaac. How are you?
Good, man.
442
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,680
Bro, your boss just offered me
a full-time position.
443
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,880
What? That's... That's amazing,
Isaac, congratulations.
444
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,120
Well, no, you're not going to do it,
are you?
445
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,120
Because it's like...
colonialism and stuff.
446
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,320
Nah. I'll give it a go.
447
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,560
All right, look, Jamma,
I'm up early,
448
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,920
so I'm just going to leave, OK?
449
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,800
Can you believe
how selfish he's being?!
450
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,000
I'm sorry, no, no, you can't just...
451
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,240
It's like I don't exist, hello!
452
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,560
Watch the fucking coat!
453
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,360
I'm just going to leave. Why?
I'll see you at home.
454
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,600
But we're having fun, man!
Jamma, is that your boyfriend?
455
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,240
Do you think he can look
at my molar? Cos...
456
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,800
Hey, are you feeling it?
Yeah, best high of my life.
457
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,080
Oh, my God, I love this song!
458
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,280
Come and dance!
459
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,160
Oh, no, no, no. I can't dance.
No, no. OK.
460
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,720
Oh, no, no, no, I just...
461
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,600
No, no, sorry, I'm just...
462
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,840
OK, all right, all right!
463
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,400
What you're holding
may look like a piece of cake,
464
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,320
um, but it's actually
a piece of art.
465
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,800
Baking is art,
466
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,720
and-and art is... political.
467
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,200
That guy's amazing.
Tell me again...
468
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,280
Fuck's sake, no, he's not!
469
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,120
Everyone just fancies him
for some reason.
470
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,240
I like to think that awareness
471
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,120
is the first step towards
meaningful change, right?
472
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,720
And if these behaviour patterns
don't serve you any more,
473
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,760
you have got to just let them go, man.
474
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,680
Anyway, I wasn't talking
about your brother,
475
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,680
I was talking about your boyfriend.
What a loving man.
476
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,440
I've got to get out of here.
Hey, dude...
477
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,240
Beautiful coat.
478
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,920
It's a little bit gay, though.
479
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,320
HE LAUGHS
480
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,040
Fuck's sake.
481
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,960
SOFT MUSIC
482
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,320
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
483
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,800
MUSIC AND SIRENS
484
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,960
Oh, fuck.
485
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,400
WOMEN LAUGH
486
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,640
PHONE VIBRATES
487
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,160
Hello?
488
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,760
I've changed my mind.
489
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,640
I'm not going to divorce your dad.
490
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,320
Oh, wow.
491
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,080
He really knows how to surprise me.
492
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,800
Isn't it beautiful?!
493
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,800
Mum, that's amazing,
494
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,120
I'm so glad you could find it
in your heart to just...
495
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,520
Let go.
496
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,920
Yeah, exactly.
497
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,000
Let go!
498
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,240
Let go.
499
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,120
Don't be weird, Jamal!
500
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,080
Let go!
BELL RINGS
501
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,440
Let go!
502
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,120
HE GASPS
503
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,600
Let go...
504
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,040
APPLAUSE
505
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,160
Oh, no, Jamma, Jamma, no...
506
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,680
I'm up in four hours.
507
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,240
I know, just hear me out.
508
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,400
OK...
509
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,960
You know when you said you loved me?
510
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,920
It made me feel...
valued and important and...
511
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,560
...I'm not used to that.
512
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,720
So I find it easier
to be a bit of a dick
513
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,120
than to admit that...
514
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,000
...maybe someone actually loves me
for who I really am.
515
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,360
But despite that,
I just want to say...
516
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,480
..like, I just fucking
love what you, like,
517
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,200
like, I love your hair, your hair's
like, the follicles are so thick,
518
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,080
and I would, honestly, no,
like, no, no, no, real talk!
519
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,240
Do you know what I mean?!
It's like...
520
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,720
I just really appreciate
your interior design.
521
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,200
Let me get you some water.
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, mm...
522
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,440
Yeah! OK.
523
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,040
Well, it's just cos you got
to believe in yourself and...
524
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,960
Oh, my God,
your bedsheets are amazing...
525
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,800
You know what?
526
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800
I think I'm ready
to meet your parents.
527
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,080
HIGH-PITCHED WHINE BUILDS
528
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,680
Aaah! What the fu...?!
529
00:27:17,730 --> 00:27:22,280
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