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CHUCK: Hi, I'm Chuck and here's
what's been going on in my life lately.
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- This is not a real attack, is it?
- No, this is our competition.
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- Verbanski Corp. took all of our clients.
- Told you.
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You put me out there,
you don't have to worry.
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- Morgan needs a handler.
- What? Who? Me?
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You be my handler. Yeah.
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Just because you have the Intersect
doesn't mean you don't have to learn.
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I have something I can offer you
no one else can.
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Okay, target acquired.
Distance to intercept, 100 meters.
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This is it. You ready, Casey?
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Readiness, like life, begins at the point
of conception. Where am I headed?
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Other side.
You should be hitting a one-way.
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- Head south to initiate intercept.
- Roger that.
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You okay? Your blood pressure
just went through the roof.
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I'm fine.
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How much time till intercept?
- Steady. In five, four...
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...three, two, one.
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John.
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- Gertrude, hey.
- What are the chances?
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Okay, her favorite restaurant
is a block away.
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A raw bar called Cerulean.
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I was just, uh, going around the corner
to that little oyster bar.
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Cerulean. That--
That is my favorite restaurant, heh.
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What are the chances?
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Wow.
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You know, I could really go
for some Blue Points right about now.
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Hear that? The target is yours.
Ask her out.
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- She practically just asked you out.
- Blue Points are delicious.
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Especially with mignonette sauce.
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Boy, that's, heh, the best thing
the damn French ever gave us.
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- Come on, Casey.
- Ahem.
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Well, it was, uh, great talking to you.
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Just give her a kiss on the cheek.
Just let her know you're interested.
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Guess I'll, uh, see you around?
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Come on.
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Yes.
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- You froze. It happens to the best of us.
- No, I didn't freeze.
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- Then what do you call that?
- Reconnaissance.
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SARAH: Wait. You planted a bug
on Verbanski?
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Mm-hm.
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This way I can find out
everything I need to before I ask her out.
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That's why people go on dates.
To gel to know one another.
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Just do me a favor.
Don't tell Chuck and Morgan, hmm?
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Lips are sealed.
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How many triple words
are you gonna leave open, Jeff?
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- My God, he's dumb.
- Morgan.
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Boom, 87 points, huh?
It's good to be the Intersect.
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- Please, buddy, we're on a mission.
- Oh,
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Right, sorry. I thought we were just
sitting in some Burbank parking garage.
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Sorry,
you got somewhere you need to be?
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I had a hot date. No biggie.
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This is how you choose to use
the world's greatest supercomputer.
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Okay, okay, this is actually
what I needed to talk to you about.
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Um...
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The attitude.
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- Am I not--?
- Being the Intersect doesn't mean...
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-...you talk about being the Intersect.
- You did it your way, I'll do it my way.
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- Morgan.
- Chuck.
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I hate to say it, but you're starting
to remind me of seventh-grade Morgan...
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...and I think we both know
what happened to him.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Stay here.
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Got it, boss.
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It's good to see you again.
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- I trust you and your team are well.
- Hanging in there, yeah.
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Tums out working
in the private sector is-
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Look, I think it's better
if we keep this brief. No offense.
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You've heard of Mats Zorn?
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- Guy with the whistleblower website.
- Makes WikiLeaks look like child's play.
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A number of classified CIA memos
have fallen into Zorn's hands.
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- So you want us to grab Zom.
- And the documents.
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The drive contains his itinerary.
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Zorn doesn't stay in one place any longer
than it takes to refuel...
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-...but we have him passing through L.A.
- This a paying gig?
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There's a size-able bounty" on Zorn.
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I'm outsourcing
to circumvent the leak.
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My only condition is no one breathes
my name in relation to the mission.
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[HORN HONKS]
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Yo, Becky!
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What up, baby girl?
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I told you to come alone.
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You're doing Pilates, huh?
Don't say you're not. You are.
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What the hell is wrong with him?
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- So many things.
- Becky, your core is really tight.
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CHUCK: Alex?
- Oh, hey. I thought you were Morgan.
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- I just dropped him off at the Buy More.
- What?
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- I guess he forgot about our plans.
- I wouldn't say that.
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- He did mention having a hot date, so...
- Well, clearly it's with someone else.
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Is there something going on
between you two?
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You would tell me
if Morgan is seeing someone else, right?
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Yes.
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And no, he is not.
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He's had a lot on his mind lately,
that's all,
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Let me track him down,
talk sense into him.
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Okay.
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- Chin up.
- Thanks.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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- Oh, hey. How did it go with the general?
- Piece of cake.
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Data drive with the mission
is locked up in Castle.
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- So, what's the problem?
- Morgan.
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Tried to have a heart-to-heart
about his--
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Overblown ego.
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Anyway, he went AWOL.
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Casey, can you help
with a surveillance detail?
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- Casey, what you looking at?
CASEY: Nothing.
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Ooh, you got a wire up on someone, huh?
Who is it?
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[SIGHS]
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- Verbanski.
- Corporate espionage.
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- He's just sizing up the competition.
- Perving out on Gertrude.
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- Weird move, Casey.
- I told you.
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VERBANSKI [ON SCREEN]:
So have you considered my offer?
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Gertrude, do me a favor.
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- What is he doing in her office?
- That's a good question.
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Next time you make me an offer like that
to me”.
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...why don’t you go
and spit in my face instead?
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- Thank you, Morgan.
MORGAN: Heh.
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Bubeleh, I offer you the services
of the world's greatest spy...
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...and you don't have the decency,
the common courtesy...
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...to offer me
my own personal assistant?
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- Bush league.
- You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Grimes.
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Eh, I try. I try.
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Welcome to Verbanski Corp.
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- You little--
- Traitor.
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I'm gonna like it here.
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Hey, what are you doing?
It's so early.
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I couldn't really sleep,
so I figured I'd head into the office early.
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Well, why didn't you wake me?
I mean, ugh, we could've talked about it.
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I know what Morgan did hurt you.
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I'm not, uh, hurt. I'm just angry.
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The Intersect is an integral part
of our business...
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...and Morgan just sold it
to our number one rival.
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Morgan is also your best friend.
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I'm trying not to think about that
right now.
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Okay, her bottle is on the counter.
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There's two more
that need to be warmed up.
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Clara eats every two hours, and lets
you know she's full by spitting up.
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- Oh, that's my girl.
- Are you ready for this?
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It's great you took paternity leave--
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It's just feeding, burping and wiping.
I think I got it, babe.
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Your daddy climbed Matterhorn.
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- Was the only one who didn't lose a toe.
- You're tough,
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Being with a baby
is a different kind of tough.
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- So you pace yourself.
- Heh, yeah.
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You're on Clara time now.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Say bye to Mommy. Say, "You got it."
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Okay, it's 9 a.m.
What do you wanna do first?
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[CLARA LAUGHING]
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Well, we should probably clean up
before Mommy gets home, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Nine forty-five?
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In the a.m.?
It's only been 45 minutes?
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What are we gonna do
with the rest of the day?
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[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
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Oh.
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Don't scuff it, all right,
Cabbage Patch?
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What's up, bro?
You wanna talk to me?
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- Morgan, did you dye your hair?
- No.
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I frosted my tips.
I think it makes my eyes pop.
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CHUCK:
Are you wearing lifts?
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Boy, they're orthotics, okay?
They're for my posture.
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It's cool. Cruise wears them.
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What is--? What is going on with you?
You smell like the Glendale Galleria.
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It's Ed Hardy, I'll send you a bottle.
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- What is this?
- My three-week notice.
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- What? You backdated it three weeks.
- Oh, yeah? Well, I've been busy, Chuck.
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- Working for Verbanski Corp.?
- Ah, you heard.
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Monster deal. I was gonna tell--
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- No, no, no, I get it. You're busy.
- God. I knew you were gonna do this.
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- Do what?
- Just take this whole thing...
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...and make it all personal.
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Personal? How is this personal?
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Do you understand?
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Our business needs you.
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We need the Intersect.
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Carmichael Industries is just starting
to get off the ground right now.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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I came for stuff out of my office
I would've sent my decorator...
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...but she's all busy
with Mark Wahlberg's place. Hollywood.
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Think it through, moron.
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You walk out on us,
you never walk back.
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Save it, all right, everybody.
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You had the greatest weapon
on the planet and chose not to use me.
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Thais on you.
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So you told Verbanski
about the Intersect?
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We were trying to protect you.
Don't do this.
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It's already done, okay, Chuck?
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It's too late.
I don't need any of this crap.
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Eh, eh, eh, eh!
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You sure you wanna do that, Johnny?
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Fine, Leave.
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But there's no way I'm letting a traitor
date my daughter.
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Right, right, right.
Your daughter, sure.
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Excuse me. I'll take care
of that right now. Sweet little Allie.
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- Alex.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.
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There you go. All right?
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You text-message break up
with my girl?
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Yeah, well, ahem...
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I can do better.
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- You--
- Just let him go.
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What do you want? Want me to kill him'?
Because I'll kill him,
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Better yet, let's keep him alive,
You can work him over for a while.
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[WHIMPERING]
No, Dad, I don't want you to hurt Morgan.
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I love him. I just--
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I just don't understand
how he could be so awful, you know?
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- Just tell me what in do
- I just-
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I just don't understand.
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I just want the old Morgan back,
you know?
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I know it hurts, honey.
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We Caseys don't like to open up...
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...make ourselves vulnerable.
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When someone does rip our heart out
and stomp on it in front of our eyes...
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...it could be like the worst tenure
of all.
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I just want you to know
that I'm always here for you.
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Always will be.
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MAN [ON TV]: Charity Hospital will return
after these messages.
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Hello. Sorry if I'm interrupting...
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...but we have something important
to discuss.
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Who's that handsome devil? Heh.
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If you're in a pickle,
come to Buy More...
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...where a green shin can help you
find your way.
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You know, he's right.
We should head to the Buy More.
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That backup juicer
is probably on its last leg.
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Yeah. Should kill a couple hours.
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We just gotta make it to dinner, right?
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- Something is wrong. This isn't like him.
- Oh, sure it is.
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His new powers,
they've pushed him to the dark side.
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He doesn't have a dark side.
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It's like middle school all over again.
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Like when Morgan grew
his first mustache,
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Full, thick, manly.
Like a miniature Tom Selleck.
236
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,730
Thought he was cock of the walk.
237
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,769
All cool, sarcastic, mean.
238
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,359
Made our lives a living hell
for a few weeks.
239
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,320
Till Meredith Lester showed up.
240
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,661
And she grew a mustache too?
241
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,698
No, she did not, no.
242
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,450
One day,
Meredith snuck up behind Morgan...
243
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,291
...and pantsed him in front of everyone.
Exposed him for who he really was.
244
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,505
He went back to being uncool...
245
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,043
...and we went back to being friends
by the end of the day.
246
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,676
- That's it.
- You're gonna drop Morgan's pants.
247
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,465
Metaphorically, yes.
248
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,429
We finish Beckman's mission.
249
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,471
We show Verbanski Morgan is not
as cool as he thinks he is--
250
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,936
- You'll be friends by the end of the day?
- Exactly.
251
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,614
- No. No, no, no.
- What? What is it?
252
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,700
Oh, my God, what is that smell?
253
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,535
Ed Hardy cologne.
254
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,532
It's gone. The zip drive is gone.
255
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,167
Little bearded bastard stole it.
Stole our mission.
256
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,330
He probably took it with him
to Verbanski Corp.
257
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,089
I can't beli--
258
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,716
Morgan just pantsed us!
259
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,884
What are you two doing?
260
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,469
We're taking down our competition.
261
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,489
Anybody work here anymore?
262
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,502
Clara, I'm gonna find someone
to look after you.
263
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,217
Lester, come here.
264
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,675
- Guard this child with your life.
- Oh.
265
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,306
The Chosen One.
266
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,641
Hey, there, miss.
267
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,346
[COUGHS]
268
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,015
DEVON: Come on, I got you, man.
- Hey.
269
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,602
Get up, Jeff.
270
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,692
- Use your legs.
- I am gonna take a knife and fork...
271
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,324
...and just eat
those chubby little cheeks.
272
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,530
- Yes, Uncle Lester is.
- What are you doing?
273
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,491
- You're scaring her.
- No.
274
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,826
What are you doing?
Trying to kill yourself?
275
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:52,210
I'm just taking off the exhaust pipe,
trying to squeeze a few more horses...
276
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,212
-...out of the beast.
- Hear of carbon monoxide, hmm, guys?
277
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:59,001
- Can't leave your engine running.
- He has to or he can't start it up again.
278
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,920
And the engine noise helps me sleep.
279
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:06,262
Hold up. Are you telling me you sleep
in your van with the engine running?
280
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,677
I'm sorry. What was the question?
281
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,225
Jeff, you need to see a doctor, man.
282
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,143
You might have damaged your brain.
283
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,809
Aw, Jeffrey doesn't have a brain,
silly pants.
284
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,694
- Give me a call. I'll give a quick consult.
- Really?
285
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,698
Caught me on a slow week.
286
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,574
Okay, Clara, let's go, honey.
287
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,656
- Yeah. Come on. Thanks, though.
- No.
288
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,197
- Five more minutes.
DEVON: Come on, yeah. Thank you.
289
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,750
Filly biological clock is tick-tacking.
290
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,512
[GRUNTING]
291
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,482
This is breaking and entering.
Verbanski can shoot us with impunity.
292
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,067
Well, her little goon Grimes
stole our mission.
293
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:06,235
- We're gonna steal it back.
- So this has nothing to do with revenge?
294
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,200
If we don't get that bounty on Zorn,
Carmichael Industries goes belly up.
295
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,368
If we don't stop Zorn, no telling
how many agents are gonna get burned.
296
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,877
SARAH:
Fine. Where are we going?
297
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,166
Zip drive is in your girlfriend's office.
The only problem is the door.
298
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:24,256
Roger that. I can infiltrate,
you two take down security.
299
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,134
- You sure that's a good idea?
- Huh?
300
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,724
SARAH :
Ah!
301
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,356
- I mean, you know, you and Verbanski.
- There is no me and Verbanski.
302
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,643
Coming from the guy
who put a bug on her.
303
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,734
That was before she poached one
of my team. That woman is dead to me.
304
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,239
MAN:
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
305
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,650
[MEN GRUNT]
306
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,236
CHUCK:
Come on, let's grab their uniforms.
307
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,371
Casey,
Verbanski's office is on your right.
308
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,540
Don't touch the handle.
309
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,668
- Two guards coming.
- What's the holdup?
310
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,087
CHUCK:
Just accessing the system.
311
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,930
Okay, go.
312
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,780
[SNIFFS]
313
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,156
Ah.
314
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,911
SARAH: What is he doing?
CHUCK: I have no idea.
315
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,253
Casey,
we are on a bit of a schedule here.
316
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,879
Hm.
317
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,259
SARAH:
Casey, is everything okay in there?
318
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,005
Yeah, a-okay.
319
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,074
Casey, you've got incoming.
320
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,868
Bingo!
321
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,789
VERBANSKI: Let's start
with the Zorn mission briefing.
322
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,003
- What is this?
- A soy latte with two Splendas.
323
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,505
No. Soy? Who said soy'?
What do you want me to do?
324
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,964
- Start lactating for you?
- I'm not sure what you mean.
325
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,095
I asked for almond milk.
Almond milk.
326
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,257
- Okay, say it with me.
- You megalomaniacal little bastard.
327
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,926
- Okay? Please fix it.
- Yes, sir.
328
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,642
This is the best
that Harvard has to offer?
329
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,309
Casey, watch out, it's Verbanski.
330
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,901
Got it. Let's move.
331
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,702
What's the matter?
332
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,577
Nothing.
333
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,786
[PA muss]
334
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,997
MAN [OVER PA]: Blue team,
please report to the east training field.
335
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,663
- Blue team to the east training field.
- I got to boogie. That's my class.
336
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,049
Okay, I suppose our mission briefing
can wait.
337
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,629
Okay.
338
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,774
MAN:
Hey, what are you doing here?
339
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,692
They just called us. Hurry up.
Blue team, right?
340
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,324
Go. I hear the new instructor
is a real monster.
341
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,325
Right, yeah, ahem.
342
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,931
Is that a zip drive in your pocket
or are you just excited to see me?
343
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,476
I'm here
because you stole our mission...
344
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,181
...and our moron.
345
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,063
Oh, so you weren't following me
downtown...
346
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,099
...working up the nerve
to ask me out?
347
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,392
I don't date thieves.
348
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,646
[son-I GRUNT]
349
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,530
CHUCK:
Sarah, what is the holdup?
350
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,698
[MORGAN WHISTLING]
351
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,832
Well, well, well.
352
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,458
Look at this sorry bunch.
353
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,219
Verbanski wants me to whip you
into shape.
354
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,550
Ah, tell you what.
We're gonna play a little game.
355
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,717
I'm gonna point to one of you
and you're gonna step up...
356
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,477
...using whatever technique
to try and take me down.
357
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,730
You all seem so excited.
358
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,562
Ah, na-na-na-na-na-na.
359
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,226
You, come here.
360
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,989
[GRUNTS]
361
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:04,332
Too slow. It was just too slow.
My software is just way too fast for you.
362
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,242
You, you, you.
363
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:11,001
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
364
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,600
CASEY:
Okay.
365
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,854
I'll take that. Thank you.
366
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,356
[son-I GRUNT]
367
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,239
Yeah.
368
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,030
[BOTH GRUNTING]
369
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,460
Enough foreplay?
370
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,125
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
371
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,545
Get over yourself, Gertrude.
372
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,934
I like you here, you,
this guy over here, the big guy.
373
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,647
See if you can hold me-- Oh.
374
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,984
[GRUNTING]
375
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,837
What are you waiting for, princess?
376
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,249
Come on. Come on.
377
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,543
I'll be gentle.
378
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,175
[GRUNTING]
379
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,177
Master has taught you well.
380
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,847
I am the master.
381
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,641
Chuck. What are you doing here?
382
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,185
I'm here to take back
what you stole from us.
383
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,025
No, no. The Intersect is mine.
384
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,487
I want the zip drive, okay?
You can keep the Intersect, Gollum.
385
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,452
Since you started zooming,
you're acting a bit big for your britches.
386
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,831
No, my britches fit just fine, thank you.
You're just jealous.
387
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,036
[SCOFFS]
388
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,325
- Jealous?
- That's right.
389
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:15,713
I was a better spy than you ever were.
I take the Intersect to a whole new level.
390
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,215
We're friends,
so I'm gonna give you a chance.
391
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,297
No. That's the thing, Chuck.
392
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,711
We are not friends.
393
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:33,351
I can't believe you just said that.
394
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:37,268
Yeah. Well, things come out sometimes
in the heat of the--
395
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,901
No. No, forget that. I stand by it.
396
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:43,157
We are not friends.
397
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,861
We got the drive.
Come on, let's get out of here.
398
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,654
VERBANSKI [OVER PA]:
Grimes, there's been a breach.
399
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,448
We need you to secure the zip drive.
400
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,789
You heard my boss. Hand it over.
401
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,457
[CHUCKLES]
402
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,745
No.
403
00:24:56,912 --> 00:25:00,007
Do not make me do this, John.
You know what I'm capable of.
404
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,418
Just hand it over
before someone gets hurt.
405
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,648
God, I love the Intersect.
406
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,408
Oh, really?
That's what we're gonna do here?
407
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,823
I mean, you're gonna-- Unh.
408
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,502
Zorn arrives in L.A. tonight.
Business meeting downtown.
409
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:48,218
Just enough time for him
to switch planes and disappear.
410
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,099
Oh. Let me see that last tail number.
411
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,350
Helicopter.
412
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,103
We can pull up satellite
on the address.
413
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,224
Looks like a helipad.
That's where we'll grab.
414
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,893
Carmichael Industries
will be seven figures.
415
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,653
Won'! be long till we're next.
416
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,314
I think we should talk
about Morgan and Gertrude.
417
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,324
I told you, Walker. she's dead to me.
418
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,408
Well, then how do you explain
whatever that was in her office?
419
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,538
Clearly you still have feelings for her.
420
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:17,247
You. I know what Morgan did hurt you,
but you saw the way he was behaving.
421
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,458
It's time to admit
this is more than just an ego problem.
422
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,589
- Seventh-grade Morgan.
SARAH: What if it's not?
423
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:26,048
- What if Morgan needs help?
- He said we're not friends anymore...
424
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,804
...so how am I supposed to help him
now?
425
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,467
So, Jeff, when's the last time
you saw a doctor?
426
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,511
Um...
427
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,806
When was the last time
I got something stuck up in me?
428
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,189
[CLARA LAUGHING]
429
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:43,102
DEVON: Okay,
I'm just gonna ask you a few questions.
430
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,147
All right, Jeff.
Have any trouble focusing?
431
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,074
Whoa! Yeah.
432
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,201
Ow. Okay.
433
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,362
- That's a yes.
- Heh.
434
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,499
Any problems
with your short-term memory, Jeff?
435
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,125
Hey, doc.
436
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,706
Do you know I'm cha-cha
under here?
437
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,587
All right, keep the gown down.
438
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,169
Do you have any trouble performing
at work?
439
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,461
Got that one.
We're gonna mark that as a yes as well.
440
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,972
All right, I'm just gonna write you
a script here, buddy.
441
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,058
Get you on your way.
Should take care of all your problems.
442
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:18,141
Goody. Pills.
443
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,690
Stop sleeping in your van, Jeff. Okay?
444
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,317
Doctor's orders.
445
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,399
ELLIE: What are you saying?
Is there something wrong with Morgan?
446
00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:29,031
I just- I feel like he's lo-sing himself.
447
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:32,193
Why would the Intersect act so
differently in Morgan's head...
448
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,737
-...versus Chuck's?
- It's a different program.
449
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,531
Somebody modified Dad's original.
450
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:40,121
If there's something wrong.
have CIA remove it.
451
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:44,915
I don't think he's gonna go for that.
Morgan is not acting like Morgan at all.
452
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,300
- You need to try to get through to him.
- How?
453
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,798
Well, you could try to appeal
to his memory.
454
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,965
I've had temporal lobe patients
who've responded to stories...
455
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,852
...about who they were before the injury.
It doesn't return them to normal...
456
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,435
...but it helps them cut through the fog.
In this case, the Intersect.
457
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,524
Gives them a glimpse
of who they used to be.
458
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,981
Agent Walker,
is the target in custody?
459
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,273
No. It's about the Intersect.
It's malfunctioning in Morgan.
460
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,783
Morgan Grimes has the Intersect?
461
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,865
It was a mistake. Remember the glasses
that you sent to us...
462
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:19,248
-...after we took down Volkoff?
- Listen to me, Walker.
463
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,659
I never sent you Intersect glasses.
464
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,120
Well, then, who did?
465
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,664
CHUCK:
Ready, Casey? Let's go.
466
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,924
CASEY: Where you been?
Zorn is not gonna wait.
467
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:32,757
Talked to Beckman about Morgan. The
Intersect he uploaded wasn't from her.
468
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,799
- What? Then who?
- Decker or somebody else in the CIA.
469
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,683
- She doesn't know.
- Why would anyone wanna hurt Morgan?
470
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,560
You. It was meant for you.
471
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,563
I spoke to your sister.
Morgan's behavior is not his fault.
472
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,224
It's the Intersect.
473
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,227
Whatever was added to the program
is destroying him.
474
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,690
He's forgetting who he is.
475
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,776
Little Allie. E can do better.
476
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,158
- Wow, good job, Indy.
- Who?
477
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,489
CHUCK:
He didn't remember Indiana Jones.
478
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,120
So Star Wars or Die Hard?
479
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,031
Ah, you pick, man.
That's more your thing.
480
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,916
CHUCK:
Or Trilogy Night.
481
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,498
Oh, my God.
This isn't just seventh-grade Morgan.
482
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:08,540
I can'! believe I didn't see earlier.
He was my best friend.
483
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,549
Is my best friend.
Sarah, we gotta find him.
484
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,881
He's on his way downtown
to the Marriott
485
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:17,298
- Tracking Zom?
- Must've copied that drive, little snake.
486
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:19,850
Right, it's not his fault.
487
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,471
Guys, let's save Morgan.
488
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,351
[SIGHS]
489
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,562
If we must.
490
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,455
No sign of Zorn.
Must be holed up in one of the rooms.
491
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,457
His helicopter should be landing soon.
492
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,835
We won't have any trouble
subduing his crew.
493
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:50,123
Or security detail. Usually
travels with four former operatives.
494
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:54,840
Guys, Morgan should be here by now.
His team had a head start on us.
495
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:59,052
Well, maybe something came up.
Maybe he betrayed them too.
496
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:00,765
He left Alex.
497
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,140
Maybe his brain is breaking down
so fast...
498
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,976
...that the Morgan we knew
is already gone.
499
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,642
Down, down, down!
500
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,792
SARAH: What the--?
- Morgan and Verbanski stole our plan.
501
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,175
They're gonna grab Zom.
502
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,884
- Zorn is traveling with four guards.
- That's it, huh?
503
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:43,426
After neutralizing them, load Zorn
into the aircraft, return to headquarters.
504
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,435
Hey, listen.
505
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,642
I'm not paying you to play games.
506
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,683
If we land Zorn, there's no telling
what kind of business."
507
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,149
-...Beckman is gonna send us.
- Okay.
508
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,902
Gertrude's gonna put us
out of business,
509
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,783
This isn't about business.
510
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:04,989
Chuck, what are you doing?
511
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,996
I'm going to talk to my friend.
512
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,963
Morgan. Don't shoot.
513
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,927
- Take him before he spooks the target.
- I wouldn't if I were you.
514
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:23,091
What did you think? You were gonna
swoop in here and snatch up Zorn?
515
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,434
- Not happening.
- This isn't about Zorn. I'm here to help.
516
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,186
Oh, right, right.
517
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,440
Like before when you pulled
my pants down and you tranq'd me?
518
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:32,645
[DOOR OPENS]
519
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,362
[MEN GRUNT]
520
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,695
Stop shooting! What do you want?
521
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:47,615
- Mats Zorn, you're under arrest.
- Mats Zorn, you're under arrest.
522
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:51,126
[BOTH GRUNTING]
523
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,413
[GRUNTS]
524
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,379
I knew it. You came here
to make me look like a loser.
525
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:01,466
The Intersect you uploaded,
there's something wrong with it.
526
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,551
I bet there is. It's not in your head.
527
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,598
[GRUNTS]
528
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,352
There was some kind
of Trojan horse hidden.
529
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:16,268
Come on, please. Please, come on.
Just admit it.
530
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:20,941
Just admit that you cannot handle
the fact that I'm the badass operative...
531
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:24,656
...with the badass tips
and you're the dorky sidekick.
532
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,114
Ladies, please stop fighting!
533
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,624
BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Shut up!
534
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,170
[BOTH GRUNTING]
535
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,330
Can'! you feel
the Intersect changing you?
536
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,545
That's why you're not acting
like yourself.
537
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,086
Why would I wanna act like myself,
huh?
538
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:46,723
- Do you remember who I was before?
- Yes, Morgan! Do you?
539
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,561
Holy hell. Is that real?
540
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,025
Tum off the engine, Zom.
541
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,572
[GASPS]
542
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,073
Stop the engine
or I will blow us all to hell.
543
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,500
- Morgan, you're not a killer.
- Shut up, Chuck.
544
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,789
How would you know?
545
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:23,506
Because you got pantsed
by Meredith Lester in seventh grade.
546
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,466
- Gotta unlock his memory.
- What is--7
547
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,381
I don't even remember seventh grade.
548
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:31,552
Sure you do. Put the gun down, Morgan.
Try to remember what she did to you.
549
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,516
Even if I did remember, Chuck, why?
550
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,807
Why would I wanna remember
being humiliated by some stupid girl?
551
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,022
- You'd remember we got back at her.
- What do you mean we?
552
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,813
Yeah, we. I'm your best friend.
Always have been.
553
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:46,609
Who else would've helped you stand up
to the queen of eighth grade?
554
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,495
What did we do exactly?
555
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:53,578
We stole Meredith's ham sandwich
during homeroom, and then--
556
00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:54,866
We did something to it.
557
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,159
We, uh...
558
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,963
- We spiced it up somehow.
- Yes. Yes. You're right, Morgan.
559
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,464
But what did we put in it?
560
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,500
It was something really, really awful.
561
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,920
I can see it in my head, I can, I just--
562
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:09,306
it's like a, hm, gnarly, curly--
Like a cockroach leg or--
563
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,512
- My mustache.
- Yes.
564
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:14,804
We shaved off my first mustache
and sprinkled it on her sandwich.
565
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,520
I remember now. Chuck, I remember.
566
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,184
Thais who you are, buddy.
567
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,102
Thais who I am.
568
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,737
[SIGHS]
569
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,527
Please, lake me lo jail.
570
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,276
You're all a bunch of maniacs.
571
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:36,534
- You cuff him, I'll grab the case.
- Does that mean we split the bounty?
572
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,205
I'm sure we can work something out.
573
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:43,836
[HANDCUFFS CLICKING]
574
00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,671
MORGAN:
Gertrude.
575
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,381
Can I have a minute?
576
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:48,966
Oh.
577
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,391
I just wanted to say thank you
for the opportunity.
578
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:56,349
But I don't think it's gonna work out.
579
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,014
Ah, poor kid, man. That's tough.
580
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:06,821
Morgan!
581
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,669
The auxiliary tank
is gonna blow the whole roof.
582
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,924
Wait, Chuck!
583
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:05,293
- I knew you were into me, John.
- Shut up, Gertrude.
584
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,468
Thank God you're okay.
585
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,176
[COUGHS]
586
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,643
Still friends?
587
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,179
[CHUCKLES]
588
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,768
- No, heh.
- Heh.
589
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,183
Of course.
590
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,396
Hey.
591
00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,901
[CLEARS THROAT]
592
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,154
Thanks for pantsing me.
593
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,402
Anytime, buddy.
594
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,282
Anytime.
595
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,999
- You're gonna be late.
- If I take the Smith & Wesson...
596
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,964
...show her that I'm rugged
and dependable. Maybe the Sig.
597
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,129
She'll think I'm cool
and sophisticated.
598
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,592
[SIGHS]
599
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,008
I'll just take them both.
600
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,891
So you're taking Verbanski
to the gun range on your first date?
601
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,057
- Weird move?
- No, I think she's gonna love it.
602
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,100
Well, good luck.
603
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,737
Sure you don't wanna tag along,
follow in the van? I am wired for sound.
604
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,156
I think this is a solo mission.
605
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,908
Yeah. Thanks, Walker.
606
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,580
[SNIFFS]
607
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,460
- Is Casey wearing Morgan's cologne?
- Unfortunately. What's this?
608
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,961
Courtesy of General Beckman
and the government.
609
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,839
- Our bounty money for Zorn.
- Wow, that's a lot of zeroes.
610
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:33,252
Just the beginning. Carmichael
Industries has a new lease on life.
611
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:36,012
- Wonderful.
- Mwah.
612
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,825
Dude, quick, give me 5 bucks.
613
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,083
Why do you need $5?
614
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,085
Fernando says if we give him 20...
615
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,996
...he's gonna let me Taser his nads.
616
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,335
[LASER CRACKLES]
617
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:12,590
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
618
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,296
Is that a good idea?
619
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,461
What do you care?
Could I have the money?
620
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,552
It just sounds really dangerous.
621
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,513
Yeah, what if we kill him?
That's totally worth 20 bucks.
622
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:26,396
I will not be party to the reckless
endangerment of a coworker.
623
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,808
And, if I might add, a friend.
624
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,399
What is going on with you?
Dude, are you high?
625
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,655
- What did you take?
- Far from it, Lester.
626
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:39,444
In fact, I'm seeing things clearly
for the first time in a long time.
627
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:44,410
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
put my quinoa salad in the fridge.
628
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,414
Quin-?
629
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,795
Good news. Your vitals look fine.
630
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,542
Good. I don't feel fine though,
I certainly haven't been acting fine.
631
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,382
Don't worry, Morgan.
I know a very good brain doctor, heh.
632
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:02,967
Almost lost myself to this thing
in my head, so I want it out, you know?
633
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:07,638
But, uh, to be honest, I don't know.
Part of me thinks I'll kind of miss it,
634
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:12,526
The Intersect made me this,
like, super cool superspy, you know?
635
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,528
Now I go back to being some schmuck
who works at Buy More.
636
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,276
I know how you feel.
637
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,156
- You do?
- Yeah,
638
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,441
[TOY DUCK SQUEAKS]
639
00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:25,952
You know, when I first became
a stay-at-home dad, I lost my identity.
640
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:30,582
- Mind if I give you a word of advice?
- Of course, yeah. Please, fire away.
641
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,871
Don't confuse a job with your life.
642
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:35,965
Thanks.
643
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,218
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
644
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,724
- How did that date with my ex-boss go?
- What do you want?
645
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:48,554
Uh, to apologize.
646
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,020
The Intersect made me a jerk.
Not that it was the Intersect's fault.
647
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,855
It just kind of brought out my inner jerk.
Who knew? Heh,
648
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:58,397
Anyway, my point is I'm my
You know?
649
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,442
I'm sorry I ever left the team,
that I took the zip drive...
650
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:07,160
...but most importantly,
I am really son's for what I did to Alex.
651
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,074
I was just a bozo.
652
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:14,292
So, what do you say, roomie, huh?
Another chance?
653
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,627
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
654
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,171
You know, I'll just, uh...
655
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,592
All right.
656
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,130
On the couch maybe or--?
657
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,722
- Morgan.
- Hi. Sorry, uh, Casey kicked me out.
658
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,228
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
Let me talk to him.
659
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:35,191
No, no, no.
I kind of had it coming, heh, so...
660
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,569
Okay, where are you gonna live?
661
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:42,574
I don't know, but that's cool.
Jeff said that I could, uh, crash in his van.
662
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:45,201
You know, that he's not using it now,
so...
663
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,112
Yeah, I'll be all right.
664
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,372
You know, just till I get on my feet.
665
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:54,578
Absolutely not, Morgan.
You're gonna stay with us.
666
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:58,294
Guys, I mean, after everything that's--
I don't know what to say.
667
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,505
- Say you're gonna lose the frosted tips.
- Okay, fine.
668
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:02,715
[CHUCKLES]
669
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,049
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
670
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,338
Oh.
671
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,676
Look who's back.
Beckman must've been so impressed...
672
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:13,472
...with how we handled Zorn, she's got
a nice, big contract waiting for us.
673
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:14,890
Fantastic, man. Great.
674
00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:17,024
- Can I take Scotty back on?
- Mm-mm.
675
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:18,435
I'm kidding.
676
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,650
He's- I don't even“ But he's kind of-
Did you meet him?
677
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,316
He was kind of a- He's a good kid.
678
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:29,738
[TIRES SCREECH]
679
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:34,910
We have another problem, Chuck.
680
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,579
There's something
I thought you should see.
681
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,924
This is a kill order.
It's gotta be a mistake.
682
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,711
Morgan told anyone who wanted to hear
he had Intersect.
683
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:48,552
- The CIA does not like that.
- It was a mistake. Can't you call it off?
684
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:50,717
This goes way above my head.
685
00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,601
Decker.
686
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:54,228
He wants Morgan dead.
687
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,520
Get Morgan off the street.
688
00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:01,152
Now. Protect him.
Protect your friend, Chuck.
689
00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,990
CHUCK:
Come on, Morgan, pick up.
690
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,245
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
691
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,210
[BEEPING]
692
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,384
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