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(Robert)
Last time on "All Of Us.."
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‐ Give it back, Robert.
‐ Come on. Hey, hey.
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Relax. Relax.
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Procreation Nation Sperm Bank.
Wow.
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These dating services are really
coverin' all bases, aren't they?
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Neesee, why are you going to
a sperm bank to find a man?
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Well, uh, you may as well know
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I'm not tryin' to find a man,
I'm tryin' to have a baby.
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Every time I look
at my baby's face
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there's gonna be
a big old question mark there.
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And I don't wanna go through
life not knowin'
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who the father of my child is.
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I'm glad you changed you mind,
Neesee. I mean, I..
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I'm also sorry
because I know
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how much you really wanted
to have a baby.
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No, I still on plannin' on
having it, Robert.
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‐ I just need you to say yes.
‐ Excuse me?
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I want to use your sperm
to have another baby.
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Neesee, have you lost your mind?
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I'm starting to think to you
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divorce is just a crazy aversion
of being married
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only without the tax benefits.
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Come on, Robert.
That's not fair.
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What? Neesee, you move out,
then you move back in
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then you say
you're gonna move out again
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and you don't, twice.
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Okay,
then when you finally move out
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I end up sharing
the place with you.
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Neesee, we have two houses,
a restaurant and a kid..
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Don't you think that's enough?
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So,
that's a no on the sperm thing?
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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‐ Hey, what's up, Neesee?
‐ Hey.
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Um, Robert,
I wanted to tell you
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I was sorry about yesterday.
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Look, don't even worry about it,
Neesee.
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It is over. Okay?
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Let's just treat it the way
we treated Bobby's pet frog.
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We let it go.
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Fine. It's gone.
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Oh, this was left
on the doorstep for you.
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Oh, alright.
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[Robert grunting]
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Oh.. Oh, what the hell?
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‐ Mama, no.
‐ Is she okay?
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No.
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She's getting remarried.
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Oh..
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To him.
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He's not bad.
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He looks like he just got his
driver's license.
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And what is she gonna do
with somebody this young?
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I don't know, Neesee,
maybe your mother's takin' that
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little blue pill.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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That's my mama.
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"Please join us to celebrate
as Catherine Harrison
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and the honorable
Rufus Prickly Dicks.."
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‐ Honorable?
‐ Yeah.
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According to this, he's the
premier of Turks and Caicos.
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Yo! That means your mom
is gonna be first lady.
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Ahh..
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So, that would make you
Princess Prickly Dicks.
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You know, on you,
that seems appropriate.
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See you later, my lady.
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Uh...you're invited too.
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It's addressed to me
and her snookie.
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[chuckles]
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That's nice,
but send my regrets to your mom
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and her jailbait.
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Well, her jailbait sent us
two first‐class tickets
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to Turks and Caicos Islands.
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Okay, Neesee,
what makes you think
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I wanna be stuck
on a island with you?
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Well, they say that they have
some of the world's
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most beautiful beaches there.
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Who cares?
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And the women are gorgeous.
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♪ Ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ♪
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♪ Ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ♪
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♪ Ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ♪
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♪ Ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding.. ♪♪♪
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‐ You looked relaxed already.
‐ 'Whoo!'
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I tell you somethin', boy,
I really needed this vacation.
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And, yo, thanks for watching
Bobby for me.
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Oh, not a problem.
Better here than my house.
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Last time he stayed over,
he lost his bearings
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in the middle of the night
and peed in my microwave.
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Alright, I'm all packed.
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Hey,
you think this is a good idea?
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You and Neesee goin' away
in the middle of all this?
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Don't go over there
hittin' her head
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with a conch shell now.
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Hey, look, everything
will be fine, alright?
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We're just goin' as two people
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who happen to be goin' on
a vacation at the same time.
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Alright?
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But, hey..
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If you hear that she had this
mysterious accident
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with a steel drum..
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We didn't have this talk,
alright? Heh!
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Wow!
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I still can't believe
she asked you for your sperm.
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I know, right?
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Have any of your ex's
ever asked you for that?
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Well, Mel B used to stop by
from time to time.
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I think she just missed
a process.
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[chuckling]
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You go have a good time,
don't worry about it
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I got everything under control.
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Alright.
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[sighs]
Dad, Bobby's pretendin'
to be a dog
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and keeps trying to lick me.
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[Bobby imitating dog]
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Down.
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You wanna handle this?
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Ah, sorry, dawg,
I'm on vacation.
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♪ Ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ♪
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♪ Ding ding ding ding ding
ding.. ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[whispering]
Robert.
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Robert.
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‐ Robert! Ah!
‐ Ah!
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I was sleepin'.
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The thing is..
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Out of all the thousands
of possible donors
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you're the only one
that feels right.
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And Bobby would have a brother
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instead of a half‐brother.
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And no matter
who this baby comes from
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you're gonna still wind up
in this life, right?
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You're not gonna keep
Bobby's family
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out of your house,
right, Robert?
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Well, I haven't been able to
do so so far.
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Well, dang, Robert.
I'm not trying
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to make you my husband again
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I just wanted your sperm,
I'm sorry.
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Well, I accept you apology,
Neesee. Thank you.
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Don't you want Bobby
to have a little brother
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or a little sister?
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Look, Neesee..
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I'm fine with Bobby
havin' a little brother
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or a little sister, okay?
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‐ I think that's great.
‐ Mm‐hm.
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I just don't think you
and I should partner up
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in giving him one, okay?
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Neesee,
we don't need another baby.
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I'm gonna have one, Robert.
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Well, fine.
Just not with me.
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Don't you want Bobby to have
a little brother or a sister
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so when we get old he won't have
to take care of us by himself?
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I just wanna sleep.
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Are you gonna let me sleep?
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I just wanna sleep.
I just..
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[sobbing]
I just wanna sleep. I wanna..
I wa..
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Robert..
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Hm. Hm. Hm.
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Take this.
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That is biggest sleeping pill
I've ever seen in my life.
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You wanna sleep, right?
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Hm.
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Which end does that go in?
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♪ Oh‐oh‐oh ♪♪♪
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Ha‐ha! Ready, deuce?
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Uncle Dirk,
I found this candy
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can I have it?
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‐ No, put that back.
‐ But we didn't have dessert.
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That's not candy.
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‐ Put it back where you got it.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Now.
‐ I am.
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Don't play with me, deuce.
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I'm gonna have a long talk
with your father about
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keeping his things locked up.
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Now, go upstairs and put it back
where it came from.
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But it didn't
come from upstairs.
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Well,
where did it come from then?
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Courtney's purse.
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[instrumental music]
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That must be the worst
sleeping pill ever.
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It doesn't do a damn thing.
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Actually, it wasn't
a sleeping pill.
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It was a prenatal vitamin.
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[chuckling]
What?
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I had to do somethin'
to shut you up.
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[both chuckling]
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You'll be alright.
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Oh, though, it may make your
breast sore a little bit.
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[both laughing]
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[grunting]
I just can't sleep.
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Huh..
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Take this.
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Hm.
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‐ Oh, thank you, Neesee.
‐ Hmm.
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You remembered
after all these years.
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Yeah, because you forget.
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[both chuckling]
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[rumbling]
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Hey, what the hell was that?
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It's just turbulence.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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(man on PA)
'Ladies and gentleman,
this is Captain Novick'
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'from up here
on the flight deck.'
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'We're gonna be making
a little stop here in Oklahoma.'
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'We seems to be having some
trouble with the equipment.'
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'But there's nothing to be
alarmed about.'
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Okay. This isn't bad.
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Yeah, well, at least
they have two beds. Hey..
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Look, Neesee,
why don't you call room service
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and order us some sandwiches.
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I have got to eat.
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I'll get the rest of your bags,
okay?
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[sighing]
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Hello.
Hi, we're in room 213..
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Neesee, it says 210.
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But it says 213 on the phone.
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Do you know what we are?
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Neesee, just order
the sandwiches, please.
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Okay. Um, I like to order some
turkey sandwiches.
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What?
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Oh, there's a wedding
in the ballroom.
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They're swats,
it's gonna take an hour.
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For some sandwiches?
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Um, uh, we'll call you back.
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Just grab the phone book
and call somebody, please.
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At this time of night?
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In this small town?
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You saw on the cab
right over here
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even the 24 hour
grocery store was closed.
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I am so hungry,
I'm gonna hurt some..
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Okay. O‐o‐okay.
Robert, Robert, Robert..
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What? What do you want me to
do about it?
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They're dealing
with the wedding.
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Get dressed.
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I am dressed.
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Mm‐hm. Not dressed enough.
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We're going to a wedding.
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Courtney!
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What is that?
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It's the kind of thing a son
should learn from his father.
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Oh, it's about sex.
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Go upstairs, deuce.
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Sorry, I thought it was candy.
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What?
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Oh, God.
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That's right. "Oh, God."
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What're you doin' with this?
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Nothin',
they had them in health class
254
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,163
and I took one.
255
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,798
‐ Why?
‐ I don't know.
256
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,067
Because they said we could.
257
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,703
Calm down, okay.
I've never used one.
258
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,072
Good. Wait.
259
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,876
You never used one
because you never needed one?
260
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,477
Or you never used one
because you needed one
261
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,879
but you didn't use one?
262
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,815
‐ What?
‐ Are you a virgin?
263
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,784
[sighing]
Yes.
264
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,351
God, do we really have to
talk about this?
265
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,287
I don't know, do we?
266
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,223
‐ No.
‐ Wrong.
267
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,792
Look, I don't want you messin'
with stuff like this, okay?
268
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,193
You're too young.
269
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,896
‐ I'm almost 15.
‐ Not to me you're not.
270
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,798
I've known you for a year.
271
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,800
So to me, you're like one.
272
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,137
Well, how old were you
when you first did it?
273
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,141
That's none of your business.
274
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,777
I was...tw..
275
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,145
I was 31.
276
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,749
I was older than you.
277
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,751
And I was too young too,
I just didn't know it.
278
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,352
Why?
279
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,420
'Cause I didn't know
I'd wind up havin' to
280
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,288
explain myself to you.
281
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,257
[instrumental music]
282
00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:07,393
Hm. Ah..
283
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,829
Ah, ooh.
284
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,963
‐ Robert..
‐ Wow.
285
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,364
This is ridiculous.
286
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,499
Neesee, come on..
Look, we look good. Alright?
287
00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:15,001
What we'll do is,
we'll go in
288
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,937
and we'll blend in
like everybody else
289
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,772
and like, we'll
act like we belong.
290
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,373
[exhales]
291
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,845
Alright, y'all.
292
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:25,979
Give me a big old yee‐haw
293
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,549
for Connie and Bruce!
294
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,517
[all cheering]
295
00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:33,754
So much for blendin' in.
296
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,357
Welcome to Connie
and Bruce's weddin'.
297
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,225
May I take your names, please?
298
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,327
‐ Oh.
‐ Uh..
299
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,496
‐ Uh, we're the Browns.
‐ Yep.
300
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,831
Hm..
301
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,101
I don't have no Browns.
302
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,803
Oh, no,
what he meant to say is that
303
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,906
we're the Foyes. Hm?
304
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,141
Well, he just said Brown.
305
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,143
Well, you can't tell us
what our names are.
306
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,512
I mean, you..
You know what?
307
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,180
Wait until Connie and Bruce
hears about this
308
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,381
they will not be
happy about this.
309
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,849
‐ Oh, no. Uh‐uh.
‐ Mm‐mm‐mm.
310
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,250
They're gonna have
a damn hootenanny.
311
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,052
Mm‐hm.
312
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,087
‐ I'll check it out.
‐ Okay.
313
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,121
Alright.
314
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,356
Oh, my God!
315
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,858
It's you!
316
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,427
‐ I just saw you on the TV!
‐ Oh! Oh!
317
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,963
I‐I‐I didn't know
I had fans all the way out here.
318
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,866
Well, of course, you do.
Oh, my God!
319
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,902
This is just crazy.
320
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,304
What y'all doin' in Tulsa?
321
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,539
Um..
322
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,274
Well, uh,
we were leaving from Los Angeles
323
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,610
going to the Caribbean
324
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,277
somethin' happened
with our plane, so..
325
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,913
...we had to stop here.
326
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,348
I'm Gillian and welcome to
my sister's weddin'.
327
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:36,382
Oh, thank you.
328
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,051
[Robert chuckles]
329
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:41,087
You know, I sometime,
I forget how famous I am.
330
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,224
And here we are tryin' to
sneak in like common folk.
331
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,992
[chuckles]
332
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,294
‐ You really know who he is?
‐ Of course, I do.
333
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,930
He's with you, right?
334
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,231
Uh‐huh.
335
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,268
Hey, everybody,
look who's here!
336
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,504
It's Jay Z and Beyonce!
337
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:58,539
[cheering]
338
00:13:58,572 --> 00:13:59,640
[applauding]
339
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,874
Whoo!
340
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:01,875
[cheering]
341
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,379
♪ Na‐na na‐na‐na ♪♪♪
342
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,185
[hip‐hop music]
343
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,054
Look, I don't know if I want
you to be the kind of girl
344
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,456
that carries those in her purse.
345
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:20,026
Do you want me to be
the kind of girl that doesn't?
346
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,062
[exhales]
You know
I'm gonna have sex sometime‐‐
347
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,096
[grunts]
348
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,135
Yeah, I just don't like to
think about it.
349
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,538
Well, I don't like you thinkin'
about it either.
350
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,308
Can we stop talking
about this now?
351
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,543
Please.
352
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,514
Wait.
353
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,616
What?
354
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,218
It's the one piece of advise
I can give you.
355
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,188
When you think
it's time to do it...wait.
356
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,923
When you're sure your
boyfriend's gonna break up
357
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,526
with you if you don't
do it...wait.
358
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,096
When you feel like
you can't wait anymore...wait.
359
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,631
Then wait a little more.
360
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,935
Why?
361
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,369
'Cause once you've done it
362
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,572
you can't go back
to not having done it.
363
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,342
Don't worry, daddy.
364
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,979
Don't think I'm gonna
be able to do that.
365
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,550
‐ Goodnight, daddy.
‐ Goodnight.
366
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,054
I think that went very well.
367
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,258
I know I learned a few things.
368
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,228
Good, so, when you
and your father have this talk..
369
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,096
...act surprised.
370
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,197
Okay.
371
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,035
‐ Uh, Robert.
‐ Yeah?
372
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:39,640
‐ Everyone is staring at us.
‐ Duh. We're famous.
373
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,241
Look, Neesee, relax,
and give me some more of those
374
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,609
little hamburgers over there.
375
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,445
Um, hi.
376
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:50,316
Some people are sayin'
that you're not really you.
377
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,519
[chuckling]
Come on. Of course, we're us.
378
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,187
‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh, no.
379
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,623
Eh, look,
this may be really outta line
380
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,224
but will y'all sing us a song?
381
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,327
I mean, it would mean
so much to my sister.
382
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,630
Hmm.
383
00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:06,567
I mean,
y'all are eating our food.
384
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,635
Yeah, uh, y‐y‐you know what?
We would love to
385
00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:10,103
but we don't have our
band with us.
386
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,404
Oh, that's okay.
387
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,706
You can use ours.
They're great.
388
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,609
They do all our
grocery store openings.
389
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,479
Okay, hey, look, um..
390
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,515
If you're‐if you're band knows
one of our songs
391
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,249
we'll be happy
to do something for you.
392
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,685
Alright, done.
393
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:29,590
Robert,
this is goin' on too far.
394
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:32,559
This band is not gonna know one
of their songs. Look at 'em.
395
00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:36,162
Now, do y'all know any
Jay Z and Beyonce?
396
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,330
[instrumental music]
397
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,665
Hmm..
398
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,369
[indistinct chatter]
399
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,573
[upbeat music]
400
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:48,408
[all cheering]
401
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,444
Alright, everybody,
get yourself on the dance floor.
402
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,114
Our special little friends,
they're gonna come up here
403
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,215
and sing us a song.
404
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,184
[all cheering]
405
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,687
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
406
00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,589
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
407
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:04,124
Oh, no. No, no.
408
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,129
[music continues]
409
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:12,699
♪ Yes ♪
410
00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,837
♪ It's your girl B ♪
411
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,773
♪ It's your boy Young ♪
412
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,341
♪ Uh‐oh uh‐oh oh no no ♪
413
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,710
♪ Uh‐oh uh‐oh uh‐oh ♪
♪ Yes ♪
414
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,446
♪ Yo ♪
415
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,117
♪ Yes ♪
416
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,452
♪ It's your girl B ♪
417
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:35,155
♪ Jay Z in the range ♪
418
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,256
♪ Yo he's the range ♪
419
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,390
♪ They can't freak him out ♪
420
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,225
♪ Like yo he's insane yo.. ♪
421
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,195
[indistinct rapping]
422
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,204
[crowd cheering]
423
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,107
♪ It's your girl B ♪
424
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,642
♪ Fall back son ♪
425
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:57,477
♪ Ever since I change
you with the platinum ♪
426
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,412
♪ Yo the game's
in the rap one ♪
427
00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:02,616
Whoo!
428
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,556
♪ Uh‐oh uh‐oh uh‐oh oh no no ♪
429
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,792
♪ Uh‐oh uh‐oh uh‐oh oh no no ♪
430
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,227
♪ Uh‐oh uh‐oh uh‐oh oh no no ♪
431
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,530
♪ Uh‐oh uh‐oh uh‐oh oh no no ♪
432
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,732
[music continues]
433
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,766
♪ Like this ♪
434
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,535
♪ Yeah ♪♪♪
435
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,203
That's right, girl.
436
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,441
[indistinct singing]
437
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,276
[indistinct chatter]
438
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,746
[laughing]
I didn't sign up for that.
439
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,347
You know, I can't believe that
440
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,517
they thought we were
Beyonce and Jay‐Z.
441
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,384
I know. I know.
442
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,754
Yo, you know you was off‐key,
right?
443
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,323
Oh, my God. Wha..
Now, you were off‐key.
444
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,758
How the hell
am I gonna be on key‐‐
445
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,893
That is what I was wonderin'.
446
00:18:46,927 --> 00:18:48,328
[both laughing]
447
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,230
Yeah, you crazy and deranged.
448
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,566
[laughing]
449
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,200
Oh, gosh!
450
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,638
'Ooh! Mm‐mm‐mm.'
451
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,321
‐ Okay, Neesee.
‐ 'What?'
452
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,858
If you still wanna
have that baby
453
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,926
we could do that.
454
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,297
Are you messin' with me?
455
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,534
Hey, look,
we make a lousy couple..
456
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,335
...but we make great parents.
457
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,840
So..
458
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:34,875
When we get back to LA
459
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,377
I'll swing by the clinic.
460
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,246
Ooh!
461
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,582
Oh, my God!
462
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,483
Oh! Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
463
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,918
‐ Ah, thank you!
‐ Oh!
464
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,319
‐ Oh!
‐ Hey.
465
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,754
‐ Oh‐oh‐oh!
‐ Okay.
466
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:49,923
‐ Oh!
‐ Okay. You‐you‐you're welcome.
467
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,291
[both chuckling]
468
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,693
You really are the man.
469
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,327
Oh! Mwah!
470
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:58,999
‐ Uh..
‐ Uh..
471
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,301
‐ Oh, it's..
‐ It's not right.
472
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,512
[instrumental music]
473
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,456
[theme music]
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