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[instrumental music]
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[toy helicopter whirring]
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Hey!
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‐ What the..
‐ It's Bobby's new toy.
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‐ It's cool right?
‐ Whatever. Is Neesee here?
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I don't know.
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Hey, look. Oh, snap!
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David Beckham is takin'
his shirt off on the field.
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Ooh, wait a minute.
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Pause it. Pause it, play back.
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Uh, yeah, she's here.
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‐ Why isn't the TV on? Hey.
‐ Listen, Neesee.
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I need your help.
I'm worried about Courtney.
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She has been acting
real weird lately.
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‐ Well, how so?
‐ She's small talkin' me.
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Ooh, one word answers.
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Yeah, that's never a good thing.
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‐ Courtney, you wanna try?
‐ No.
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‐ See.
‐ Wha..
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Dirk, that was
a yes or no question.
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‐ You're over‐reacting.
‐ No, it's deeper than that.
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I told her, go to her room
and do her homework.
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‐ She did it!
‐ Ooh.
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I know. I tried everything.
I tried bribin' her.
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I even told her
she could get unlimited
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text messages.
You know what she told me?
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She texted me, "No."
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Ooh, yeah, that's serious.
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‐ I'll talk to her.
‐ Thank you.
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Courtney, honey.
Come with me for a second.
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Yo, you want to take it
for a spin while we wait?
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I might as well, Neesee gonna be
in there for a while.
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I've been working
on Courtney for days.
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[toy helicopter whirring]
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Deke broke up with her.
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Hey!
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Shake it off, Courtney,
Deke wasn't all that.
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‐ He was my everything.
‐ Oh, buck up.
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Sit your lip back in.
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Dirk, she is your daughter
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not your starting quarter back.
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Yeah.
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Courtney, honey,
you wanna talk about it?
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Talk about what?
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I don't even know
why he broke up with me.
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Hey, Courtney, I took
the liberty of making you
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my special feel better sundae.
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‐ Hm.
‐ Hope you like chocolate.
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[sobbing]
Deke loved chocolate.
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‐ Ain't this‐‐
‐ Dirk.
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Hey, I didn't see
that on the menu.
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Hm, you want some?
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And what exactly is that?
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(Bobby)
'It's my special dessert.'
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I made it to cheer up my friend
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but she couldn't stop crying
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long enough to eat it.
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Girls are weird.
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Brother, you said it.
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This sucks.
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[sobbing]
This dessert really sucks.
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Uh, that's right,
it does suck
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that you can't have
seconds, you know
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but we have to save
some of this delicious food
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for the rest
of the customers, okay?
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Why don't you just come with me?
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We'll be right back. Come on.
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Poor girl.
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She's really takin' it hard,
isn't she?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Hm.
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It's weird seein' it
from this end.
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You know, I never
really liked Deke
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but it's hard to be happy
when Courtney's so upset.
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Hm, you know
what this is, don't you?
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‐ Karma.
‐ What are you talkin' about?
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This is payback
for all of that poor girls
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that you dumped.
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Dirk, you never broke up
with a girl peacefully.
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What about Sarah from the gym?
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Hah! Sarah?
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Dude, you broke up with her
over the intercom
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while she was on a treadmill.
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She tried to give you the finger
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and lost her balance, remember?
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Yeah, I'll never forget
how she shot across the floor.
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[laughing]
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That was messed up.
You know what?
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Maybe Courtney going through
all of this is my fault.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ I gotta make it right.
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‐ Starting with Sarah.
‐ Right, make it right.
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Make it right, Dirk.
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‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Hm, oh.
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‐ This is my new friend.
‐ Ooh.
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That's my boy.
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Uh, why don't you see
if she's got a sister.
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Dad, I was talking
about Patrick.
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Oh, oh, oh, that‐that's good
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because your mom probably
would've had a problem
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with sleepovers.
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How you doing?
I'm Robert, I'm Bobby's dad.
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I'm Katie and Bobby's told me
all about you.
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‐ Uh‐oh.
‐ Dad, don't worry.
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I didn't tell her how your socks
smell like dead birds.
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Uh, yes, son, th‐th‐thanks
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for not telling her that, okay.
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Yeah, Patrick's really cool.
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Can we hangout this weekend?
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I don't know.
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I think I saw Patrick
on "Cops" the other night.
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[laughing]
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Look, son, he's probably
really, really busy
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I'm sure he's a popular kid.
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And I'm sure that they have
a full schedule, so..
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I'm free. What about you?
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Wide open.
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(both)
Please!
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‐ Um..
‐ Uh..
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I guess it's okay with me.
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, they seem
like they get along. Why not?
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‐ Why not?
‐ Cool.
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First, we'll play laser tag.
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Then we'll go to Chucky Cheese
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then we'll go to a PG13 movie.
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Uh, uh, son, l‐let me holler
at you for a second.
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You know all these things
cost money, right?
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‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ And, you're broke.
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Well, dad,
it's our first playday.
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I'm trying to impress him.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Laser tag.
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Laser tag it is.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, before we go out to war.
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I need to tell you something.
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If for some reason
I don't make it..
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...I want you to have this.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Okay? Okay?
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Okay.
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But it's making my neck itch.
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That's because I got it from
the gumball machine out front.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Mm‐hm.
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‐ Oh, this so great.
‐ Yeah.
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Patrick's been so bored
since my ex shipped out.
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He's in the navy so he's gone
six months at a time.
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Pssh, man, you are lucky.
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I wish I could ship
my ex out to sea
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for six months at a time.
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With or without a boat.
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We should do this
again sometime.
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Yeah, no, it's cool.
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As long as Bobby's not with
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his mom it's cool with me.
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Well, who said we need
the kids to hang out?
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[toy guns beeping]
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(Katie)
Hey!
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‐ Got you.
‐ Got you, too.
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‐ Patrick, calm down.
‐ Sorry.
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‐ Alright, everybody, listen up.
‐ Oh.
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I am James, your referee,
this is my assistant, Ella.
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‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Here are the rules.
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After one direct hit,
you are eliminated.
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[toy gun beeping]
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[chuckles]
Okay, please don't do that.
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Bobby, pay attention.
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Alright, after three
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partial hits
you are eliminated.
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[toy gun beeping]
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Bobby. Stop it.
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Come here, stand over here
with Patrick.
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You don't see him acting out.
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[toy gun beeping]
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That's because he's dead.
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‐ Bobby.
‐ Can't talk when you're dead.
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No, you're dead, you should've
listened to me the first time.
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Now, you're gonna have
to sit out the first game.
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[toy gun beeping]
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Are you ready?
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Laser tag!
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[toy guns beeping]
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[children clamoring]
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[instrumental music]
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Whoa! This is awesome.
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I haven't been on a real life
TV set before.
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Oh, yeah? You want me to show
you how the cameras work?
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‐ Sure.
‐ Alright, come on.
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Sancho, light me up
over here, man.
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Alright, check it out.
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This is where you put your hands
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and this zooms you
in and out, okay?
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Mom, do something.
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Uh..
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Ooh, I can see up your nose.
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Whoa, pull back out
a little bit, Scorsese.
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‐ Hey, dad, can I try?
‐ Sure.
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Now, listen, this is where
you put your hands, this‐‐
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Dad, I know how to do it.
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‐ Come up here, Mr. James.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Whoa!
‐ Did you get that? Erase it.
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‐ Erase it.
‐ Are you okay?
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‐ Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
‐ Okay.
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Thank you for showing me
around, Mr. James.
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It was my pleasure, anytime.
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And next time
I'll try not to fall, okay?
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(Katie)
'Oh, thank you so much.'
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‐ We've had so much fun.
‐ I had a great time too.
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So, I'll call you tonight.
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‐ Ready, honey?
‐ Bye, Bobby.
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Bye, Patrick.
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[laughs]
Bobby, come here.
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Listen up,
your mom's gonna be here
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to pick you up in a minute.
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Why don't you go
to my dressing room
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and get your things?
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Whoo!
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Whaa!
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Ahaa! Ha‐ha‐ha!
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Why are you so happy?
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I'm about to go
on a date tonight
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with Katie. It's on!
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Now, that's a perfect set‐up,
right there.
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While the kids are
in one room playing
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you could be
in another room playing.
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Oh, come on, man,
it's not even like that.
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He's my son,
not my frat brother, Dirk.
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But he did hook me up
by being friends
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with her son, I can't fret.
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‐ Congratulations, man.
‐ Thank you.
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Listen, when you break‐up
with her, do it nicely, okay?
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You do not need what I'm
going through right now.
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Is Courtney's still upset?
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What? She's goin' through it.
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Thankfully, Neesee
took her out and try
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to cheer her up this morning.
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Yeah, well, if there's anybody
that knows
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anything about getting dumped,
it's Neesee.
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See, that is just like a man.
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Instead of tearing her down
with your words why don't you
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try building her up
with your heart?
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What?
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What the hell
am I talking about?
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Yeah.
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I got to get Courtney
over this now!
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Oh, well, um, I think Neesee
beat you to it.
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‐ She looks happy.
‐ Well, well, well, well.
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‐ Hey.
‐ We're back from the salon.
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And we had a great time.
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00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,963
Courtney look fabulous?
252
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,298
‐ Yeah.
‐ You look beautiful.
253
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:05,005
Deke used to tell me
that I was beautiful.
254
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,973
[sobbing]
255
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,912
‐ Wow.
‐ Beautiful.
256
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,347
I'm makin' a list
of words to avoid.
257
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,784
"Kangaroo?"
258
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,753
[Courtney crying]
259
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,823
[instrumental music]
260
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:26,893
[knock on door]
261
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:27,894
Ooh!
262
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,840
‐ Hey!
‐ Hey.
263
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,676
Mm, wow.
264
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:46,046
Okay, you look amazing.
265
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,982
‐ Thank you.
‐ I helped pick out her shoes.
266
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,119
‐ Hey, Patrick.
‐ I'm so sorry.
267
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,121
But the babysitter
fell through at the last second
268
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,857
and so I, you know,
I didn't wanna cancel our date.
269
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,359
Is it okay
if Patrick joins us?
270
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,227
It's cool. Alright?
271
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,730
Look, I know how it is
when it's just you.
272
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,265
You know what I mean?
I just wish I had known earlier.
273
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,468
That way, we could've
doubled up with Bobby.
274
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:12,706
Whoa! A helicopter!
Can I play with it?
275
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,841
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Let me show you how it works.
276
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:22,015
Oh.. Oh, hey, Robert.
277
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,449
Sorry,
I thought you were gone.
278
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,351
We came back to get
Bobby's karate belt.
279
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,153
‐ Hey, Katie.
‐ Hey.
280
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,089
‐ Patrick?
‐ Oh, hey, Bobby.
281
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,423
Cool helicopter.
282
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,792
What are you doing here?
283
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,326
And why are you playing
with my toys?
284
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,195
Bobby, it's okay.
Patrick just came by‐‐
285
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,798
This isn't your toy
and he's not your dad.
286
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,932
He's mine!
287
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,869
[upbeat music]
288
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,073
[upbeat music]
289
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,878
‐ Bobby!
‐ Apologize to Patrick.
290
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,414
‐ I'm sorry.
‐ I think we should get going.
291
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,182
Come on, Patrick.
292
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,184
‐ Hey, look, um.. Yeah, yeah.
‐ I'm sorry, I'm sorry..
293
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,786
I‐I'm sorry about this.
I'll call you later?
294
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,022
‐ You alright? Yeah. Yeah.
‐ Alright.
295
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,059
Bobby, why would you say
something like that?
296
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,228
‐ Patrick's your friend.
‐ No, he's not.
297
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,896
I don't like him anymore.
298
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,197
Why not?
299
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,166
Because he's trying
to steal dad away.
300
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,235
‐ What?
‐ It's true.
301
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:19,372
Soon, you guys will be another
family and I won't have one.
302
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:23,009
Bobby. Baby, no one can steal
your family away from you.
303
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:26,079
Okay, look here, Bobby.
What's really going on?
304
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,014
It just really hurt
my feelings when I saw you
305
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,784
hanging out with Patrick
and you left me out.
306
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,990
Look, son, I'm sorry
if I hurt your feelings, okay?
307
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,258
But I wasn't hanging out
with Patrick.
308
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,993
I was hanging out
with his mom.
309
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,828
It's just that she couldn't
find a babysitter.
310
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:46,032
Exactly. You know your father
wouldn't try to exclude you.
311
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,269
Now, h‐he can't help it if Katie
doesn't wanna be alone with him.
312
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:55,876
Sorry, dad.
Didn't know it was like that.
313
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,279
Hey, it ain't like that.
314
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,117
Now, listen, son, the next time
that Patrick tags along
315
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,219
with Katie and me,
which I'm sure
316
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,088
will never happen again
317
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,556
I'll make sure
that I call you to see
318
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,057
if you wanna roll, okay?
319
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,092
‐ Deal?
‐ Thanks, dad.
320
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,493
‐ Deal.
‐ Alright.
321
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,529
Okay, and the next time
that you see Patrick
322
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,931
you're gonna apologize again
to him for hurting his feelings.
323
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,232
Yes.
324
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,367
Get daddy back in the game.
325
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,838
Now go upstairs
and get your karate belt
326
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,039
before you miss practice.
327
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,874
‐ Yes, ma'am.
‐ Mm‐hm.
328
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,411
Wow, never know.
329
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,279
[chuckles]
I‐I didn't even see
330
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,548
that one coming, okay?
331
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,082
It's‐it's like,
we haven't even been out
332
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,518
on a real date yet.
333
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,085
And to me, I don't even know
334
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,420
if this is even worth
puttin' Bobby
335
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,888
through all of this.
336
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,124
Hold on,
you can't have Bobby saying
337
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,859
who you can and cannot date.
338
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:46,927
I mean,
if it was left up to him
339
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,896
I'd be datin' Wolverine.
340
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,132
Blending families
is complicated.
341
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,100
You remember that from Tia.
342
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,937
‐ Maybe you're right.
‐ I am right.
343
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,939
You never dated
a single mom before.
344
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,241
(Robert)
'Hm.'
345
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,910
You know what? You need to give
this thing a chance with Katie.
346
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,280
‐ Thank you, Neesee.
‐ Mm‐hm.
347
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,082
And for whatever it's worth
348
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,552
I think you and Wolverine
would make pretty babies.
349
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,921
[upbeat music]
350
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,270
Hey! Hey, you guys!
I made you guys sandwiches.
351
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:34,240
No, thanks.
Deke used to eat sandwiches.
352
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,009
Ah.. You know what?
353
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,410
I knew you were gonna say that
354
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,379
so I made you a backup.
355
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,015
Bologna and cheese burrito.
356
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,586
[Rob laughs]
357
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:48,121
Do you wanna fly
the helicopter after lunch?
358
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,455
Oh, son, I can't.
359
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,958
I'm‐I'm going out
on a date with Katie.
360
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,093
You're cool with that,
right?
361
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,062
Sure.
No one can replace my family.
362
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,965
That's right. That's my boy!
You know what?
363
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,500
And to show you
how much I love you
364
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,603
I made you a sandwich
just like you like it.
365
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,404
Without the crust.
366
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,507
But I wanted a burrito too.
367
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,010
Got you, got you.
368
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,518
[grunting]
369
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,020
[laughs]
370
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,487
Spicy, my fray.
371
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:23,089
Gracias.
372
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,960
(Robert)
Whoo! Alright.
373
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,129
Hey, where's Courtney?
We got a surprise for her.
374
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,064
Oh, man,
she's in the living room.
375
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,033
And, man,
is she takin' it hard.
376
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,668
Not anymore,
thanks to Neesee.
377
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,670
We spent all morning
makin' this.
378
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,371
What the hell is that?
379
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,374
It's a paper mache head
that looks like Deke.
380
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:45,712
Damn! Deke looks a lot
like my Aunt Lucinda.
381
00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:48,381
Well, actually,
he looks a little bit better.
382
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,382
Yeah.
383
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,322
Courtney, I think your father
and I have come up
384
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,525
with a way to help you
cope with Deke.
385
00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:00,393
‐ How is that gonna help?
‐ Well..
386
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,362
Since Deke won't take
any of your calls
387
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,131
why don't you try
talking to this?
388
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,499
Because it's stupid.
389
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,071
Uh, just try it, please.
It'll give you closure.
390
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,773
[sighs]
Okay.
391
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,041
‐ But I wanna be by myself.
‐ Alright.
392
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,377
Hey, we all heal
in our own way.
393
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,046
And afterwards, we can go
for peppermint lattes and talk.
394
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,983
The hell did I just say?
395
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,552
It's on.
396
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,357
(Courtney)
'Deke, I thought
you were special.'
397
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,594
'I really cared about you.'
398
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,596
'Look at me
when I'm talking to you!'
399
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:38,331
[thuds]
'Do you know
what you've done to me?'
400
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,733
[thudding]
'I hate you!'
401
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,035
'That's for not returning
my calls!'
402
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,175
[sighs]
403
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,044
Thanks, Ms. James.
Thanks, dad.
404
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,345
That was exactly
what I needed.
405
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,447
[chuckles]
Me and Deke had a good talk.
406
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,551
[both chuckle]
407
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,622
Are you sure you guys
can't stay and play?
408
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:02,756
‐ Oh..
‐ No.
409
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,190
Robert and I have plans.
410
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,225
But we're gonna come get you
411
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,760
right after the party, okay?
412
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,394
Okay, I'm gonna go tell 'em
Patrick's here.
413
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,530
Alright. Cool.
414
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,131
Can you help me
put on my vest?
415
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,266
Sure. Come here..
416
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,168
[grunts]
And remember
417
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,470
when the blue team tries
to flush you out
418
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,105
attack, okay?
419
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,707
Because the best defense
420
00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:23,577
is a strong offense, okay?
421
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,412
Hello, father.
422
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,681
Hey, Bobby.
What are you doing here?
423
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,716
We should ask you
the same question.
424
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,452
We were trying to celebrate
Courtney gettin' over Deke.
425
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,555
Yeah,
and what better way to do that
426
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:37,658
than shootin' some kids?
427
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:40,694
I thought you were supposed
to be on a date with Katie.
428
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,097
Oh, well, I am. We just had
to drop Patrick off first.
429
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,568
That's funny because it looks
like you're here with Patrick.
430
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,536
And no one called me to roll.
431
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,107
Hey, Patrick,
why don't you go ask your mom
432
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,109
to finish helping you, okay?
433
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,645
Uh, Bobby,
your father said he and Katie
434
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,581
were just dropping him off.
435
00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:03,517
You were just
dropping him off, right?
436
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,753
Yeah.. Mm‐hm. 'Cause I don't
wanna be involved in your lies.
437
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:08,421
Of course we were just
dropping him off.
438
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,290
Bobby, we're cool, right?
439
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,659
And we're still on for the
helicopter flying later, right?
440
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:16,429
I'm not sure.
I'm playing Pokemon later.
441
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,098
Might run long.
442
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:21,768
[sighs]
443
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,204
[scoffs]
444
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,407
[upbeat music]
445
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,645
[toy guns beeping]
446
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,614
Go, go, go, go!
447
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,622
[toy guns beeping]
448
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,590
[clamoring]
449
00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:45,892
[toy gun beeps]
450
00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:47,393
[groans]
451
00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:51,197
[grunting]
No!
452
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,533
Ah! Back away from my son!
453
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,334
[grunting]
454
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,503
(Bobby)
Dad, you came back!
455
00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:58,605
Blue team wins!
456
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,707
Yes!
457
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:04,344
That's what
I'm talking about, son!
458
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,679
Dad, you saved my life.
459
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,347
Come on, man,
I'm your father.
460
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,183
That's what I do.
461
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,418
I'm sorry
I didn't believe you.
462
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,255
[sighs]
I hope I didn't ruin
your date with Katie.
463
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,823
Oh, don't worry,
you didn't.
464
00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:18,759
She's waitin' outside
in the car.
465
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,394
Listen,
I just wanted you to know
466
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,330
that I'll never ever
let you down.
467
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,466
And tonight,
I'm gonna take you out
468
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,535
for ice cream after dinner.
Cool?
469
00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:30,303
Can we invite
Patrick and Katie?
470
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,572
You know what?
471
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,806
I think this time,
it should be
472
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,775
just the two of us.
473
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,610
Cool. Let's roll.
474
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:39,713
‐ Got ya!
‐ Ha!
475
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:40,847
[toy gun beeps]
476
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,285
Now we can roll.
477
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,421
[upbeat music]
478
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,564
Sarah, this paper mache head
represents me.
479
00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:59,900
Talk to it,
get your feelings out.
480
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,268
Why can't I just talk
to you now?
481
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,771
‐ C'mon, sweetheart, baby steps.
‐ Thanks.
482
00:20:04,805 --> 00:20:06,540
Hey, if it's not
too much trouble give this one
483
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,308
to your sister Jennifer,
alright?
484
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,342
Take care.
485
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,713
Oh! Oh! Oh!
486
00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:14,681
I see you still go
to the gym, huh?
487
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,787
[theme music]
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