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(Dirk)
Previously on "All Of Us."
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‐ This is Jill.
‐ How you doin', Jill?
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‐ Nice to meet you.
‐ I am a huge fan of the show.
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And you and Dirk together,
you're so much fun to watch.
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I mean, I never miss an episode.
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Remember how happy I was when
your brother's baby was around?
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‐ Oh, yeah.
‐ I decided I want one.
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I'm gonna get pregnant.
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I'm goin' to the sperm bank.
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A sperm bank?
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Sperm donors are anonymous
for a reason.
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Yeah. I'm just gonna go by,
take a peek and leave.
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Would you like to go out
to dinner sometime?
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Yes.
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Jill, why are you
doing this to me?
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Hutch, what are you doing here?
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‐ Who is this?
‐ Her man.
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Are you really gonna take
this girl home to meet your mom?
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I might.
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Come to think about it,
this kind of behavior
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runs in your family, Dirk.
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I mean, you mother's
been married four times.
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You've been married four times.
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What are you tryin' to do?
Break her record?
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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I just don't understand
what would make a man
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wanna hit somebody else
on live TV.
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I‐I mean, the advertisers
are freakin' out.
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I don't know what to tell them.
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Hey, look, just tell them
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Dirk is not a violent guy.
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I mean, the only other time
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I seen him do
something like that
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is when he punched a horse
for bitin' him.
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But then again, he did have
a handful of sugar cubes
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but for Dirk,
it was about the principle.
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Principle, yeah, I would have
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I would have thought
it was about alcohol.
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‐ Hey, hey.
‐ Hey.
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Look what the wind blew in.
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What you doin' here?
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Well, I was hopin'
to catch another episode
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of minor celebrity boxin'.
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Pow!
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Yeah, well, if you consider
yourself a minor celebrity
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I'd be glad to hit you.
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With the way you fell, you don't
stand a chance with me.
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Anyway, I know it's your turn
to stay at the condo
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so I wanted to bring you
the new set of security keys.
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And I wanted to check and see
how you and Dirk were doin'.
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You know, you need to patch
things up with him
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especially since
it was your fault.
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My fault?
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You put his business on TV.
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I mean, what did you expect?
I would have punched you too.
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Neesee, I'm not even talkin'
about the punch, alright?
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I'm a man. I can take a punch.
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What Dirk did was worse.
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‐ He punched me with his words.
‐ I know, I know.
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He said that
you are a know‐it‐all
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and our divorce is a joke.
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Somebody call the police,
you've been violated.
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Look, he knows
that he crossed the line
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and I'm sure
an apology is coming soon.
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We never stay mad at each other.
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Hey, Neesee.
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‐ Hey, how you doin', Dirk?
‐ Glad you asked.
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‐ Hmm.
‐ Never better.
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Got my best friend by my side.
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Jill.
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Who I'm happy to say
just got a restraining order
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against her ex.
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I love my job.
My health is good.
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Although I had to see
a doctor recently
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because I've been havin'
some back pains.
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Turns out somebody's
been stabbin' me in it.
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Yep, I can see how
this is gonna blow over soon.
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Mom, my spiders got loose.
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When did you get spiders?
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Long story.
Get the Raid, hurry!
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[doorbell rings]
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Ah, comin', Courtney.
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Oh, hey,
you're not the babysitter.
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Well, I could be, but then our
date would be really awkward.
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‐ Hey, hey.
‐ Good to see you.
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(Bobby)
'Mom, they're surrounding me!'
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'Bring the roach stompers!'
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‐ Ah, I'll be right there.
‐ What's goin' on?
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Apparently,
my son took "Charlotte's Web"
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a little too seriously.
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Oh, wait, hey.
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‐ Wait, ooh, hey.
‐ Ooh.
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[chuckles]
Uh, why don't you have a seat
and, uh, watch some TV?
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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
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I'll be right back.
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Whoa.
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Okay,
um, you're mighty comfortable.
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Oh.
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I'm Ben.
I'm, uh, I'm waitin' on Neesee.
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I'm tryin' to avoid the spiders.
She's upstairs killin' 'em.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, if there's anybody
that can stomp the life
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out of something, it's Neesee.
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What's up, man? I'm Robert.
I didn't know she had company.
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I just came by
to watch the game with my son.
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Oh, uh, can I watch it with you
until Neesee's ready?
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‐ Oh, cool.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Hey.
‐ A little company, you know.
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Yeah, baby.
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Mmm.
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Head up.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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You look hungry.
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My bad, my bad.
You‐you, you want one?
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No, I'm cool.
I'm cool, my man, I'm‐‐
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Oh, good.
I only bought a 17 piece.
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[laughing]
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‐ You on TV, right?
‐ Mm. Yeah, yeah.
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"Get Real With James And Black."
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That's it, that's it.
That's where I've seen you
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on that last episode.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Right.
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You was talkin' about
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Dirk's mother and he‐he just..
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Let's just watch the game.
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, so let's go.
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Let's do that. Let's absolutely
do that. Alright?
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Sign me up with the cigar club,
the hair club, all the clubs.
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I'm good with that, but, man..
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Um, yo, I'm sorry, Dirk.
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This is my man, um, um..
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‐ Ben.
‐ Ben.
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We.. You don't know,
we go way back.
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[sighs]
He said he doesn't need
to know him.
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The way you treat your friends,
he won't be around long.
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It's like that, man, huh?
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You're gonna talk
through your child?
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You're not gonna be a man
and apologize?
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[gasps]
I'm not sayin' that!
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[gasps]
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I'm not sayin' that either.
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This is a simple recipe,
but you gotta pay attention.
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Okay, got your boiling water?
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Drop the egg in.
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Okay, what's next?
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That's it.
That's how you boil an egg.
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‐ You knew that?
‐ I knew that.
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I just like it when a beautiful
woman tells me what to do.
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Ooh, well, then.
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You are goin' to the concert
with me tonight to see Prince.
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How did you get tickets?
They've been sold out for weeks.
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Made some calls,
did some beggin', hooked us up.
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‐ So you wanna go?
‐ Are you kiddin' me?
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I'm gonna wear my purple pants.
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No, no,
don't‐don't do that, boo.
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I‐I don't have purple pants.
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Yeah, I was talkin'
about the dance.
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Hey, Neesee!
Ben, what up, man?
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‐ What's up?
‐ What you want now?
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I mean, didn't we move
into separate places
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so we cannot have
these chance meetings?
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Yes, I know, I know.
I only came by
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to get my lucky hat
for the tennis match.
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Yo, every time I wear this hat,
Serena Williams wins.
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And I can't let the sister down.
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Yeah, yeah, Serena's my girl,
you know.
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She made me
wanna take up tennis
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just so I can wear
those outfits.
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Ah, we should have
gotten tickets.
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Hey, you know what, guys?
I have a box if you wanna go.
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‐ Uh, we have plans.
‐ What time's the match?
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‐ 3 o'clock.
‐ We have plans.
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‐ Oh, alright.
‐ But, uh..
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You know, our plans
aren't until later.
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I mean, we could do both.
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I can't. I, I got things to do
at the restaurant.
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‐ Oh, well.
‐ But, uh‐‐
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Hey, will you make up your mind?
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You're gonna make me
miss her stretchin'.
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Ben, I can't,
but, uh, if you wanna go
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just promise
you'll be back on time.
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‐ I promise.
‐ Okay.
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Well, you're lucky,
you're cute too.
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‐ Have fun.
‐ Alright, thank you.
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And not you.
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I used to be cute.
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‐ We're back.
‐ And an hour late.
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And I am so sorry about that
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but the match
went into tiebreakers.
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Well, why didn't you
just call me?
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Ooh, I was gonna call you,
but battery on my phone died
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when I was takin' pictures
with Serena.
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And, yo, yo, when he charges
his battery on his phone
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you gotta see
this one picture he has
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with Serena holdin' a racket
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pretendin' to serve his head.
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Yeah, I can relate to that.
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Look, Neesee, why don't I
get home, get showered up..
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...and then we can go
to the concert?
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Okay, great,
then you go and do that
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and I'll call Prince
and tell him to wait on us.
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And I would ask you,
but your phone doesn't work.
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Goodnight, Ben.
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Damn, Neesee, don't you think
you was a little hard on him?
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Not as hard
as I'm gonna be on you.
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Me? What did I do?
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It doesn't matter what you did
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because it's already been done.
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But it's not gonna happen again,
you know why?
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Because from now on, I want you
to stay away from my guy.
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Alright, first of all,
we are not in the high school
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and I'm not the head cheerleader
tryin' to steal your man.
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Neesee, and second,
it was just a mistake.
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Damn right, it was a mistake.
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I never should have let him go
with you in the first place.
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It's hard enough
havin' boundaries
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within a normal divorce
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and with ours, it's even harder.
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Alright, Neesee,
if it makes you feel any better
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you can be friends
with my next girlfriend.
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Look, all I'm tryin'
to say is I think
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you're puttin' a little bit
too much on this.
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Look, I know that we have to be
in each other's lives
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but we don't have to be
in each other's business.
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You put yourself in my business
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when you took Ben
to that tennis match.
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Yeah, but I invited you too.
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What makes you think
I wanna hang out
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with my ex‐husband and my...Ben.
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Well, I'm not a mind reader.
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Look, just because you can't
make up with your only friend
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doesn't mean
you should steal mine.
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Hey, I have plenty of friends!
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We're still friends, right,
Snap, Crackle and Pop?
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Why you gotta be like that,
Crackle?
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Thanks again, Uncle Dirk.
You're crazy.
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[car honking]
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No, you're crazy!
No, you're crazy!
244
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,453
[car honking]
Peace.
245
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,321
Hey, big fellow.
246
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,357
You just came from hangin' out
with your Uncle Dirk?
247
00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,126
‐ How is he?
‐ You name didn't come up, dad.
248
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,262
Oh. Okay.
249
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,765
Oh, I got you somethin'.
250
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,000
We can go outside and play.
I'll pitch.
251
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,302
Nah, Uncle Dirk took me
to the batting cages
252
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,204
so I'm soft‐balled out.
253
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,773
Oh. Okay.
254
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,474
Hey.
255
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,277
So what was all that honkin'?
256
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,012
Uncle Dirk dropped me off.
257
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,314
Ah, well, Uncle Dirk
didn't wanna come in?
258
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,149
Uh, no.
259
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,687
He didn't want‐a
to see‐a dad‐a.
260
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,425
[chuckles]
Oh, baby, you really need
to work on your pig Latin.
261
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,094
You understood it.
262
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,331
What, uh..
Okay, okay, oh, um..
263
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,801
I‐I'll see you later,
big fellow, okay?
264
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,472
I'm, I'm sorry.
265
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:47,841
Did I cross some boundaries
266
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:48,875
or Bobby one of those things
267
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,911
that we could share?
268
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,446
Okay, Robert, do you wanna talk
about last night
269
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,248
before I go back to the condo
270
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,518
or you wanna stand there
being passive‐aggressive?
271
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,086
I am not being
passive‐aggressive.
272
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,422
You're always right and I'm
a better man for knowin' you.
273
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,427
I know I overreacted last night.
274
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,062
I know you're going through
a hard time with Dirk
275
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,097
and I should have been
more sensitive.
276
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,399
But seriously,
if you go near Ben again
277
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,368
we're gonna have a problem.
278
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,839
I feel you, Neesee.
It's cool, alright?
279
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,006
Alright.
280
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,316
‐ Why don't you just call Dirk?
‐ Look, I already tried.
281
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,953
Look, Neesee, there's only
so much that I can do.
282
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,857
Look, I appreciate your concern,
but I'm okay. Alright?
283
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,792
A little bit of me time
is always good
284
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,861
every now and again.
285
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,328
[phone rings]
286
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,233
Hello? Hey, Dirk.
287
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,269
No, we were just,
we were just talkin' about you.
288
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,271
[laughs]
289
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,006
Oh, hold on.
290
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,810
Bobby! Telephone!
291
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,814
It's your Uncle Dirk.
292
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,251
Yo!
293
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,822
No, you're crazy!
294
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,165
[doorbell rings]
295
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,608
Ah, is this for me
296
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,910
or are you seeing Serena later?
297
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,548
This is your VIP ticket
298
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,051
to the most exclusive
Prince concert of the year.
299
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,020
How exclusive you ask?
300
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,855
Prince wasn't even invited.
301
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,026
‐ I am listenin'.
‐ Well.
302
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,029
Look, last night I screwed up.
I was thoughtless.
303
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,964
And the last thing I wanna do
304
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,499
is disappoint you
or make you miss Prince.
305
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,001
Oh, I went.
306
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,538
You cute, but you're not
missin'‐Prince cute.
307
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,474
I'm sorry.
308
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,482
Here's to you forgiving me.
309
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,117
‐ Wait.
‐ Damn.
310
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,423
Last night was not about me
missin' the concert.
311
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,126
Not like that was gonna happen,
you know..
312
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,199
It was about you
spending time with Robert.
313
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,400
I guess it's weird
having your boyfriend
314
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,035
hangin' out with your ex.
315
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,370
But I know what a big part
of your life he is.
316
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,038
I just thought
you wanted us get along.
317
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,406
Yeah, I do.
318
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,076
But can't you do that
without likin' him?
319
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,616
Robert is more
than my ex‐husband.
320
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,452
He's the father of my son,
my business partner.
321
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,690
I just want some part of my life
that's just for me.
322
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,925
‐ That's fair.
‐ Yeah.
323
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,293
I won't see him anymore.
324
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,962
And he is gonna be disappointed
325
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:56,997
because we're supposed to go
326
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,298
apple pickin' this weekend.
327
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,602
‐ I'm kidding.
‐ Oh.
328
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,269
[chuckles]
329
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,639
Well, well, come on.
330
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,108
What's this about you
bein' my boyfriend again, huh?
331
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,511
‐ Ooh.
‐ That's what you said, right?
332
00:15:10,544 --> 00:15:12,245
I wanna know more about that.
333
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,690
Hey, Neesee, I got your message.
What's up?
334
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:26,326
Hey, um..
335
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,194
Well, I don't know
how to say this.
336
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,596
‐ I want you‐‐
‐ Damn.
337
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:30,731
Bobby told you
we were shootin' fat kids
338
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,299
with the softball machine?
339
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,468
‐ What?
‐ Um, mm..
340
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,337
I'm sorry, why'd you call me?
341
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,573
Because, um‐‐
342
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,175
Because she wants us to talk.
343
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,677
Right?
344
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,211
So now you got her
doing your dirty work for you?
345
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,080
No, I don't have her
doing my dirty work.
346
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,382
She's tryin' to be a friend,
which you know nothing about.
347
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,384
Uh, s‐s‐stop it!
348
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,253
Now you two actin' like babies.
349
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,522
You know you're boys,
so stop pretending you're not.
350
00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:57,691
‐ Hey, I'm not pretending.
‐ Dirk?
351
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,260
Look, we both said
some foul things, okay?
352
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,263
Some of us with our words,
others with actions.
353
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,532
‐ Like a punch to the head.
‐ Ah.
354
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,568
Robert, just apologize.
355
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,269
He doesn't need
to apologize to me.
356
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,471
He needs to apologize to Jill.
357
00:16:11,505 --> 00:16:13,740
She's right behind you.
358
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:15,776
Hi, Robert.
359
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,679
So you excited about tonight's
episode of "Veronica Mars?"
360
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:22,516
I know I am
'cause I just love the drama.
361
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,219
‐ Uh, Jill, is it?
‐ Mm.
362
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,154
I'm Neesee.
I think you'll agree with me
363
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,723
that this has been
going on long enough.
364
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,026
Oh, if you are referring
to Dirk being held down
365
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,228
by Robert's deadweight,
then yeah.
366
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,600
[laughs]
367
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,702
She must be doin' tricks in bed.
368
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,806
Um, excuse us.
369
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,173
Uh, look.
370
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:51,812
I am sick of seeing you two
like this.
371
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,347
You're like brothers.
372
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,449
You've been through too much
to let one stupid thing
373
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,418
come between you.
374
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,086
Come on.
375
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,789
Hey, hey, now talk.
376
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,531
What you said was messed up.
377
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,700
I'll take that.
378
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,669
You hittin' me was messed up.
379
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:19,172
I'll take that.
380
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,577
Oh, Dirk, there you are.
I have to talk to you.
381
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,445
Not right now, Dennis.
I'm in the middle of somethin'.
382
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,348
Oh, oh, that‐that's cool.
Go ahead, finish.
383
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,184
I'll fire you later.
384
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,754
‐ What?
‐ Look.
385
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,455
He's punchin' horses.
386
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,457
He punched his partner.
387
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,093
Nobody's safe.
388
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,395
You told him
about the hansom cab ride?
389
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,331
I was provoked.
390
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,200
‐ Thanks a lot, Robert.
‐ What are you talkin' about?
391
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,469
Thanks to you makin' me
punch you, I'm gettin' fired.
392
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,738
Man, there's no way you could
believe that this is my fault.
393
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,374
The situation
is plain and simple.
394
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,710
You cannot hit your co‐host
on the air.
395
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,279
That kind of behavior
will not be tolerated.
396
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,314
Now go clear out your desk.
397
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,552
‐ Dirk.
‐ No!
398
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,253
He doesn't wanna hear it.
399
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:11,391
Uh, he does not need you
and he does not need this show.
400
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,293
Everybody knows
that you're the real star.
401
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,429
Hey, you know what?
You're right.
402
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,364
You don't need this job.
403
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,566
Damn right, I can get a new one.
404
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,834
You don't even need this studio.
405
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,869
What do I need with this studio?
406
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:24,370
What are you? Her parrot?
407
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,574
Dirk, can't you think
for yourself?
408
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,775
He can think for himself.
409
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:29,843
Yeah, I can think for myself.
410
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,512
Oh, Dirk, calm down, man.
411
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,246
Look, I don't need you
tellin' me what to do.
412
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:38,251
‐ I quit.
‐ Well, that's redundant.
413
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,720
You've already been fired.
414
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,456
Say goodbye, Dirk,
to this sinking ship
415
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,159
and its shady captain.
416
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,395
That's right, and if anybody
wants to come along for the ride
417
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:53,299
you're more than welcome
to come along for the ride.
418
00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,506
Anybody?
419
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,779
Baby, I'll ride with you.
420
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,614
‐ Let's go, baby.
‐ Yeah.
421
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,854
Wait.
422
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,589
Get some bagels. We don't know
when the next check's comin'.
423
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,757
Ah, okay.
424
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,733
♪ What are we gonna do do? ♪
425
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:27,734
♪ What are we gonna do? ♪♪♪
426
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,739
[theme music]
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