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[instrumental music]
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Robert, are you still lookin'
for Fitz?
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I know he's here, okay?
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He may not be in this house
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but he's in this zip code.
I can feel him.
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I can't believe that you are
still holding a grudge
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because he made the game‐winning
shot instead of you.
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No, I'm holdin' a grudge
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because he tripped me
and stole a ball.
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What kind of an idiot
steals the ball
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from his own teammate, Neesee?
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Probably the same kind of idiot
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that whines about it
for 15 years.
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Well, you should look at
this reunion the same way I am.
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Use it as an opportunity
to move forward.
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You're just tryin' to show‐off
in front of some classmates.
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[imitating Neesee]
"Look, everybody, I can wrap
bacon around shrimp."
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I am not trying to impress
all my classmates.
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Just a few eligible bachelors
that may be looking
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for a woman who can cook.
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‐ Ha!
‐ Ha!
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Now you go and mingle
because you're supposed
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to be helping me co‐host
this thing.
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Now get.
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‐ Hey!
‐ Huh.
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If you had done that more often,
we might still be married.
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Ooh! I didn't know Neese
could wrap bacon around shrimp.
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James and Black,
you guys look exactly the same.
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Oh, thank you.
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[laughs]
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‐ What did you teach again?
‐ Stop playing.
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It's me, Gareth. Gareth Pole.
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Damn! You look old.
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That was wrong, but hey
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compared to everybody else,
we look..
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‐ Damn good.
‐ Damn good.
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(Fitz)
'No, y'all don't.'
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Fitz‐z‐z‐z‐z.
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Oh, come on now, Robert.
Let it go.
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The only reason why you got
to take that shot
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is 'cause you tripped Robert
and stole the ball.
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‐ That's right!
‐ Oh, snap.
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It's Robert's mascot.
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Okay, I don't even know
why you came here.
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Nobody likes you, Fitz‐z‐z‐z.
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‐ Fitz! Oh, my God! Hey!
‐ Hey!
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It's good to see you.
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You know, I watch your show
on the sports channel.
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‐ Congratulations.
‐ Thank you.
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And congratulations to you, too.
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Huh?
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I heard you and Robert
got divorced.
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[laughing]
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Damn, Robert, now how did you
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ever manage to let
this beautiful woman go?
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Oh, that's sweet.
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I guess that's not the only time
you dropped the ball.
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(Neesee)
Oh..
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Now you know what it's like,
Fitz‐z‐z‐z.
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ And even though
we're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ Whoa whoa ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Just admit it, Fitz.
You tripped me in that game.
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Fitz, it was good seeing you.
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Maybe we can catch up
before you leave.
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‐ Oh, we can catch up right now.
‐ No, no, no, no, no.
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Not until you admit it, Fitz.
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‐ Okay, I admit it.
‐ Thank you.
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I won the championship.
Am I right?
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[all cheering]
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You know what?
It doesn't even matter, okay?
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'Cause I'm a better player
than you, Fitz.
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I always was
and I always will be.
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‐ Oh, really?
‐ Yes.
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‐ How about a little re‐match?
‐ It's on!
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Sunday. That way, you can go to
church and pray for a miracle.
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‐ Neesee?
‐ Sabine!
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‐ Oh!
‐ Oh‐ho..
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‐ Hey! Oh!
‐ Oh!
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, the question is
what haven't I been up to.
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I'm the top‐selling
real estate agent in my area.
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My husband and I just bought
a summer house in Lake Como.
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That's in Italy.
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I know.
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I gotta tell you, Robert.
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I feel like a lion on the hunt.
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I don't know which gazelle
to bring down first.
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You, are you kidding me?
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The way you treated women
in college.
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That was a long time ago, man.
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I'm a changed man
and they're gonna see that.
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How you doin'?
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What the hell was that for?
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‐ That was Keema.
‐ From the marching band?
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‐ That caught me with‐‐
‐ That's her.
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‐ Fair enough.
‐ Mm.
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Dad, this lady's tryin'
to get into the party
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but she's not on the guest list.
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Should I kick her to the curb?
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[chuckles]
That's okay, son.
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That's Dr. Calhoon
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one of my favorite professors
from college.
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It's okay, boys. She's clean.
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Okay, okay.
We don't really have securities.
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That's my son. Well, he just
has a really active imagination.
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And I wonder
where he got that from?
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It's good to see you, Robert.
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‐ I have three kids.
‐ Oh!
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My oldest is in junior high.
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Sheridan's in state choir,
and my youngest
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just got accepted to
the Lycee Francais.
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So her French will be
better than mine.
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Oh, oui oui.
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‐ What about you?
‐ Uh..
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Y.. About the same.
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[both laughing]
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Oh.
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I think you could hit that.
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Nah..
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You think?
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I saw her when she kissed you.
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Come on, Dirk, now it‐it just
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doesn't feel right
dating a teacher.
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I mean, it just feels dirty
and wrong and..
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...kinda hot.
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Hey, sour kid.
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Look who I ran into.
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She said she's a good friend
of yours.
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Caila?
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We'll catch up later.
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[instrumental music]
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Look, man, I've been fantasizing
about this for a long time.
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Well, that and a threesome
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with three Jennifer Lopez's.
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‐ Wouldn't that be a foursome?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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One of 'em will be
working the video camera.
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[chuckling]
My man.
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But I'll tell you what,
I only need one Dr. C.
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Dawg, there is something so sexy
about dating a mature woman.
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You know, they always know
what they want
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they don't play games..
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Or ovulate.
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Yes, I'm wearing that.
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Yes, I'm wearing that, too.
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[laughs]
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Okay, see you in a few minutes.
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‐ Bye.
‐ Is that your stylist?
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Tell her to make sure
she gets you a mask.
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[laughing]
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Well, not that
it's any of your business
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but that was Fitz.
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‐ Fitz‐z‐z‐z?
‐ Fitz‐z‐z‐z?
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You have Fitz helpin' you
pick out clothes?
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How dare you, Neesee?
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That man changed the course
of my life.
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‐ What are you talkin' about?
‐ I'm talkin'..
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The only reason why Fitz has
a national sports anchor job
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is because of the attention
that he got
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from that game‐winning shot
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which led to interviews,
which led to opportunities
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which led to
a national television job
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that I should've had.
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You know, the only reason
I have a headache
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is because
you can't stop talking
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which leads to frustration,
which leads to irritation
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which is leading me out of
this house before I smack you.
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You know what? Never mind.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Robert James.
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And, um..
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Dirk Black, man.
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My name is Dirk Black.
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What the hell?
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What are you doin', Fitz?
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The committee hired a camera
crew to document the reunion
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so I thought
I'd get a professional
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to get everyone's
success stories on tape.
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So I'm glad that you're here.
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You can interview me.
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You're not national,
but I trust you.
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[clears throat]
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Okay, so, um, Fitz..
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...did that rash ever clear up?
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And here's an interview
I've been wanting
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to do for the last 15 years.
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‐ Oh..
‐ It's Neesee James.
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Please tell all those watchin'
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how did you manage to stay
so beautiful?
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Oh, well, by eating wonderful
food here. At Neesee's.
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‐ On La Cienega.
‐ Okay, okay.
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So you're sayin' that every
woman can look as fine as you
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if they eat the food
at Neesee's restaurant?
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Well, results may vary, uh..
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[chuckles]
Okay, look.
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There's another question
that everybody
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wants to know the answer to.
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Back in school,
I had asked you out
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but you were so into Robert
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that, uh, you never gave me
a shot.
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But now I got a little money
in my pocket
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I'm not rockin'
the parachute pants.
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Well, you know, I kinda
liked your parachute pants.
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‐ You had 'em in every gala.
‐ Oh.. Ha‐ha.
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Oh, you're just bein' nice.
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But for real,
can a new and improved brother
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get a second chance?
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[chuckling]
Oh..
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You know, Dr. C,
can I share something with you?
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I wish you would.
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I had a huge crush on you
back in college.
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Really? Well, I am flattered.
I'm flattered.
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How about now?
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Hey, guess, guess
I didn't stay up all night
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tryin' to impress
Dr. Winterbottom.
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[laughing]
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So since you have this crush,
huh
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and I'm in town for
just the weekend..
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...what do you say
we do about that?
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What do you have in mind?
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[indistinct whispering]
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Here?
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Now?
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I mean, but don't you think‐‐
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Shh.
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Huh?
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We have a storage area
in the back.
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Oh, that could be fun.
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Hey, I hope you can handle this.
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Move!
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Can we get some room here?
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‐ You're gonna be alright.
‐ Oh, wait, wait.
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Wait, Robert,
what were you doing
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back there with Dr. Calhoon?
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A‐and why is there
whipped cream on your chest?
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[stammers]
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[laughing]
Are you gettin' this?
Oh, my God!
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[groans]
Hey‐hey, Neesee, not so fast.
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Well, don't complain to me,
Robert.
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Fitz and I were supposed
to go out for sushi tonight
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after the party,
but thanks to you
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that's not gonna happen.
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You know, I wasn't gonna spend
the 20 bucks
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on a reunion video
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but now I'm thinkin'
I'm gonna have to.
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Dad, you never told me
what happened.
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Uncle Dirk
wouldn't stop laughing.
253
00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:57,622
Well, let's just say your father
broke all types of health codes.
254
00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:02,760
Come on, let's go get your dad
some ice...and some sense.
255
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:07,799
Okay, what really happened?
256
00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:09,267
Alright, is this gonna stay
between us?
257
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,668
You have my word.
258
00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:13,205
She sprayed whipped cream
all over my chest, right?
259
00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:16,141
Then she pinned both my arms
behind my back
260
00:11:16,174 --> 00:11:17,742
and threw me
on to the prep table
261
00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:19,411
and that's when I slipped
and fell on my back.
262
00:11:19,444 --> 00:11:20,745
Wait, hold on, hold on,
she pinned
263
00:11:20,778 --> 00:11:22,114
your arms behind your back?
264
00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:24,649
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ To do what?
265
00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:26,784
That's what I was waitin'
to see.
266
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:34,392
Hey, the decoratin' wouldn't
really have to serve, dawg.
267
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:35,527
Dawg?
268
00:11:41,799 --> 00:11:43,501
Come on, man, get off my arm!
269
00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:45,103
It's like you're walking
your grandmother to church.
270
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,238
I'm good.
271
00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:50,075
Yo, there's Dr. C.
272
00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:51,409
I'mma go finish
where I left off.
273
00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:53,078
‐ Yo.
‐ Mm..
274
00:11:58,216 --> 00:11:59,284
[sighs]
275
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:04,456
Good evening, Dr. C.
You look beautiful.
276
00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:06,658
Thank you, Robert,
but stop calling me that.
277
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:08,793
I licked whipped cream
off your chest.
278
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:17,535
So, listen, doc,
I was wondering if, um..
279
00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,237
...we could pick up
where we left off.
280
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,174
Oh, well, no offence..
281
00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:24,376
...but I really don't think
you could swing it.
282
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:26,444
Yeah, and I wouldn't wanna
cause you any permanent damage.
283
00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:27,712
Oh, you're hurting me like that?
284
00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:29,447
‐ Yeah.
‐ Listen, I have you know..
285
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:32,217
I am in the best shape
of my life right now.
286
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:35,420
‐ Really?
‐ Yes. Uh..
287
00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:38,356
And to prove it to you,
let's dance.
288
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,824
‐ Dance?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
289
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,160
[groans]
290
00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:46,331
[upbeat music]
291
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,835
[groaning]
292
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,803
What you know? What you know?
293
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,738
Oh! Oh!
294
00:12:53,771 --> 00:12:55,440
‐ Maybe we should take a break.
‐ Oh!
295
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:57,409
Oh, oh, you try.. Oh, you're
tryin' to spin on me.
296
00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,378
[groaning]
297
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,551
Hey, you wanna dance?
298
00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:08,220
Sure.
299
00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:09,922
First, we dance.
300
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,225
Then you tell me
I'm your soulmate.
301
00:13:13,258 --> 00:13:16,728
Then I find you in bed
with my sister.
302
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,830
Elina?
303
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,798
That's for me and Lisa.
304
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,638
[music continues]
305
00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:30,342
Hey, hey, Dr. C.
306
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,210
‐ Save a dance for me.
‐ Hey.
307
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,947
Whoo! Whoa!
308
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,916
Yeah, roll. Uh.. Ah!
309
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,752
She's not gonna have
anything left when we're done.
310
00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:43,555
New stuff, huh?
311
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,759
Well, it's too bad
your back's messed up.
312
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,927
We'll never get to settle this.
313
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,929
Hey, you know what?
My back is fine.
314
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,364
So if you wanna settle this
315
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,866
they have a court over there
at stage ten.
316
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,401
Come on now, let's just
enjoy the party.
317
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:57,502
No, no, no, no, later for that
318
00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:58,837
because if he wants
to settle this
319
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,439
I'mma show you why they
call me Big Game James.
320
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,576
Uh, only you call you that.
321
00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:08,847
Well, he's gonna have
another nickname after tonight.
322
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,486
What?
323
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,889
Uh, when people
say stuff like that
324
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:21,626
um, they usually say
what the new nickname will be.
325
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:25,263
[grunts]
I love a woman
that's smarter than me.
326
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,965
I'm looking forward
to that date, baby.
327
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,834
Let's do this!
328
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,968
James?
329
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,505
Robert, Robert..
330
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,575
[crowd cheering]
331
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,550
[laughing]
332
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,019
Yeah.
333
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,786
‐ Alright, you got this fool?
‐ I got this fool.
334
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:49,922
That's right.
335
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:53,425
Damn, he always could jump..
336
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,429
...like a little girl.
337
00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:59,564
Hey, you finished
with the gymnastics?
338
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:02,767
Let me know when you're ready
to play some ball, alright?
339
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,369
Alright, let's keep it clean.
340
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,038
No flyin' elbows,
no hip checking.
341
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,772
‐ No trippin'.
‐ No trippin'.
342
00:15:07,805 --> 00:15:08,806
Get out of here..
343
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,475
Game's 21.
344
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:14,812
Yo, I'll throw ball.
345
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,448
Oh, no. No, no. no.
346
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:18,984
Oh, no. Ah..
347
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:20,485
Give me that.
348
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,556
[crowd cheering]
349
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,524
[instrumental music]
350
00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:31,363
Whoo!
351
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,331
[crowd cheering]
352
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,370
Whoo!
353
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:42,841
[crowd cheering]
354
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,342
There you go!
355
00:15:49,747 --> 00:15:51,683
[clamoring]
356
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,686
[crowd groaning]
357
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,823
[crowd cheering]
358
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,294
Play some game!
359
00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:06,698
[crowd cheering]
360
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:12,037
You know, I feel so stupid.
361
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,806
I was really looking forward
to this reunion, you know?
362
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,842
To find a connection
and meet someone real.
363
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,376
Oh, honey,
don't worry about that.
364
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,711
There are more fish in the sea.
365
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:20,913
Yeah, that's easy
for you to say.
366
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,681
Three kids, great job,
great husband.
367
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:26,718
You know, with me, I feel like
I'm running out of time.
368
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,453
And especially,
if I wanna have another baby.
369
00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,355
Oh, you don't need a man
to have a baby.
370
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:31,523
[scoffs]
371
00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:33,926
Okay, uh, we went
to the same college
372
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,861
so I know you went through
health education.
373
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,396
I'm talkin' about artificial.
374
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,697
A donor.
375
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:40,933
That's how I had Garnet.
376
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,101
I met my husband
a few years later.
377
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,370
What? Uh..
378
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:48,006
Girl.. I didn't think
black people did that.
379
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,975
Well, this black lady did.
380
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,045
[crowd cheering]
381
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:56,681
‐ Mm, so being‐‐
‐ Ah!
382
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,951
Just know that
it can work, Neesee.
383
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,485
Do what's gonna
make you happy today.
384
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,454
The rest will fall into place.
385
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,924
[crowd cheering]
386
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,795
‐ Come on now. Come on now!
‐ Robert, just..
387
00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:12,430
Baby, just forfeit. You're hurt.
388
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:13,831
Quit? No. I can beat him.
389
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,534
Who cares if he tripped you
15 years ago in a game?
390
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,170
‐ You don't understand.
‐ I do understand.
391
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,038
You know our little encounter
the other day?
392
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,840
You know why
I was attracted to you?
393
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,877
Because you're not a little kid
anymore, you're a man.
394
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,044
You've matured.
395
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,712
Or so I thought.
396
00:17:27,745 --> 00:17:28,746
[crowd cheering]
397
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,715
[laughing]
Ho! Ho!
398
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:36,754
Okay, so you think
two 30‐something‐year‐old men
399
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,790
playing ball to settle
a 15‐year‐old grudge
400
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,792
is not mature?
401
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,795
You mean, you weren't after me
for my youthful sexiness?
402
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:47,699
Still have the same
college ass, right?
403
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,936
[mumbles]
404
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,473
‐ Alright, here's the deal.
‐ What's up?
405
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,042
I'll create a distraction,
alright?
406
00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:00,445
When he looks,
you come and sweep his leg.
407
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:03,515
‐ I'm done, man.
‐ What? I got five bills on you.
408
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,117
Dirk, that's it, man.
I'm callin' it.
409
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,785
Yo, Fitz! I'm done, man.
410
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:10,956
Whoa, whoa, does anybody here
know to Heimlich?
411
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:13,458
My man is choking. Aah!
412
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:16,194
Look here, Fitz. I ain't got
nothin' to prove to you, man.
413
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,530
Ah, no, I want
everybody to know.
414
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,832
I beat you. First one to 21.
415
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,801
You know, Fitz, 15 years ago
416
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,838
you hit the game‐winning shot,
and I gotta give you
417
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,472
your props for that.
418
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,607
But today, the win for me
419
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,509
is to not allow myself
to stick around
420
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,711
to see who's gonna be
the biggest loser
421
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,780
because when it comes
to bein' a loser..
422
00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:38,616
[chuckles]
...dude, you're undefeated.
423
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:40,986
Whatever, man.
424
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,554
Ah!
425
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:43,555
Sixteen.
426
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,126
[grunting]
Seventeen.
427
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,263
This is just sad, alright?
Come on, everybody.
428
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,931
Let's go party.
429
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,834
(Fitz)
Eighteen.
430
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,604
[grunting]
431
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:03,808
Nineteen. Ha!
432
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:06,778
‐ Nineteen.
‐ Fitz‐‐
433
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:07,946
Hold on a second.
434
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,549
Damn! 19.
435
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,885
I'll see you
in another 15 years.
436
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,687
Okay, babe. 20.
437
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,056
[Fitz laughs]
438
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,625
Whoo! Ah! Whoa!
439
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,794
[grunts]
440
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,163
That's for Robert.
441
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,966
Fitz‐z‐z‐z.
442
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,741
Hey, Dirk.
443
00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:39,211
You have so been on my mind.
444
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,714
I have?
445
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,582
It's me, Joanie.
446
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,520
Macaroni Joanie.
447
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:51,689
Homecoming Queen?
448
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,792
Oh‐ho, you look different.
449
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,262
[giggles]
I had my nose done.
450
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,033
Remember when we said
if we don't have anyone
451
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,001
by our 15th year reunion..
452
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,703
...we hook up?
453
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:09,607
‐ I‐I said that?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
454
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,918
Let's go.
455
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,860
[instrumental music]
456
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,330
[theme music]
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