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[instrumental music]
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So most of you know
iguanas are reptiles.
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But did you also know
they're omnivores?
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And what does that mean, class?
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They eat both
plants and animals.
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Very good, Bobby.
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And Mr. Buttons here
loves bananas, flowers
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even these crickets.
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(all)
Ew!
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Now everybody's gonna get
a chance to pet Mr. Buttons.
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Except for the girl in the back
who pet the rabbit in the eye.
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Sorry.
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Hey, guys, isn't this cool?
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Have you ever seen a real life
iguana before?
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Who cares.
We're trading baseball cards.
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Yeah, go play
with your iguana, suck up.
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I'm not a suck up.
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Hey, Bobby. You wanna help
Ranger Seline put him away?
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Yeah! I, uh, I mean, uh..
If you need me to.
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[clanking]
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Oh, uh..
I‐it's alright, Ms. Calhoun.
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[grunts]
None of the crickets got out.
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Alright, uh, let's say goodbye
to Ranger Johnny, class.
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(all)
Goodbye, Ranger Johnny.
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(Johnny)
Bye‐bye, kids.
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Thank you.
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[cricket chirping]
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Alright, Bobby, take your seat.
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Uh.. Uh, uh, uh..
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[belching]
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[children laughing]
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Dude, you put a cricket
in her coffee?
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Dude, you're the man!
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No, you're the cricket man.
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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♪ I won't hold you down
yeah yeah ♪♪♪
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Neesee,
I'm glad you're home.
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Uh, my brother
left something with me.
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I'm not really sure
what to do with it.
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Oh, if it's gonna get me
in trouble
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with the police, child,
flush it down the toilet
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we never had
this conversation.
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I don't think it's gonna fit.
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Oh, no..
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[baby crying]
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‐ Well, who is that?
‐ My niece.
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I'm supposed to be watching her
until my brother gets back.
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Well, how long is that gonna be?
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Well, the note he pinned
on the baby didn't say.
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What? Why can't she stay
with her mom?
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Well, she lives
in a gated community
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and her cell mate
does not like babies.
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Tsk, what's her name?
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Iridescence.
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Ira‐who?
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Child, you didn't have a shot,
did you?
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Well, hi, Iridescence.
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Oh, no, no.
Her mom's name is Iridescence.
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‐ Her name's Ky.
‐ Ah, oh..
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Oh, God. See, sh‐she's been
doing that all night.
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Well, did you change her diaper?
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Ooh.. Lord! No, you didn't.
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But I changed it this morning.
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Well, it is lunch time.
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‐ G‐go get me, uh, baby wipes.
‐ Is that like a bleach wipe?
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Because I have a couple of those
underneath the sink.
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Just give me a warm washed
cloth. In there.
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Uh, how long do I keep it
in the microwave?
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You warm it by running it
under hot water.
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Don't you know anything
about babies?
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[baby crying]
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Oh, okay, okay, stinky.
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Yeah, I know you don't like
being dirty.
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But we're gonna fix that.
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Uh‐huh, it's okay, nub‐nub.
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Mm..
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Okay. Okay.
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Hm..
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[baby crying]
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O‐o‐o‐okay, okay, okay, okay.
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You don't like that position.
Alright.
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Then I'll keep you like this.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow..
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Well, if it's burning
your hands, what do you think
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it's gonna do to her behind?
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Open her pores?
I don't know.
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‐ Ooh.
‐ Oh, oh, God.
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Okay, we ne..
We should call the Hazmat Team.
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Okay, give me another diaper.
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Oh, th‐that was the last one.
I was hoping you'd have some.
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Why would I have diapers?
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I don't know.
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And now I'm probably guessing
you don't have
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any breast milk either.
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[sobbing]
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Oh.. Oh.. Ooh.
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It's okay, nub‐nub.
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[instrumental music]
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Dirk, can I ask you something?
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Anything. What's up?
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Why the hell do you smell like
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you've been slow dancing
with some sailors?
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It's my new cologne.
Nautical Panther.
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[sighs]
Dawg, you need to stop buying
your cologne at gas stations.
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‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Hey, what's up, son?
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This is my man Royce.
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Wow, I can't believe
I'm actually hanging with you.
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Wait until I tell everybody.
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It's all good.
Let me show you my backyard.
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Backyard?
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You're hilarious, cricket man.
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"Cricket man?"
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Ah, just a little nickname
the fellas gave me
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'cause I'm cool like that.
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Hey, are you rockin'
the new D‐zero's?
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Yeah. All the cool kids
have them.
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Dad, I need those shoes.
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Son, we just bought you
a brand new mp3 player.
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You better go out there
and look at his.
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‐ And where's your mom?
‐ She's coming.
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She's kinda having a hard time
getting out of the car.
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Oh, hey.
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Damn, Neesee!
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Did you just lose a food fight?
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I had to help my neighbor
with her baby.
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You know, this stain
is mashed carrots
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and this stain
is mashed carrot throw up.
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You know, I'm not sure
what this stain was.
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But whatever it was,
this is the throw up from that.
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Your hair look like you got it
caught in the ceiling fan.
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Give me a break. Uh! I barely
got any sleep last night.
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Michele kept coming over
asking me for help.
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I forgot how hard it is
to take care of a baby.
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You know, changing diapers
and midnight feedings
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and changing diapers
after midnight feedings..
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I know what you mean.
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Dirk, Courtney is 13‐years‐old.
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She still woke me up
at midnight looking for
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a grilled cheese sandwich.
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‐ Did you do it?
‐ Hell no!
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I made fettuccine alfredo.
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[chuckles]
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Daddy gotta eat too.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, oh.. No, no, no.. Uh‐uh.
I'm on my way to work.
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Neesee, please.
I don't have any more formula.
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I just have to run to the store
and get some.
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Can you please watch her?
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Michele, if your brother's
not coming back
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you're gonna have
to figure this out.
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Now what are you gonna do
when I'm not around?
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What if I was already at work?
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But you're not. Please?
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I don't have a car seat.
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You..
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Twenty minutes.
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Two‐o.
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Come on, come on.
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Hey there.
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Hey, little mama. Hi...you.
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What are you doing smiling with
your hair all messed up, huh?
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[chuckles]
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The first rule of being a lady
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is never leave home
without your hair done.
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Oh, what am I gon' do with you?
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Huh? Ah..
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Ah.. Oh..
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I got something.
Let's go play.
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Yeah. Let's go play.
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Let's go play.
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[mumbling]
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[knock on door]
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Hey, ugh, I got halfway back
and realized
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I was running low on diapers
so I had to go back.
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And since I was there I figured
I'd get her a teething ring.
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They don't have any.
So I got her this.
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[squeaking]
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That is for a dog.
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But it was on sale.
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Huh?
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Oh, my God!
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She looks so cute!
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Oh, no. She was always cute.
Huh? Yeah.
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I just made her fabulous.
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This is my shirt
she spit up on yesterday.
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Oh. Well, thank you so much
for watching her.
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When I was out,
I got you a car seat.
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So we're gonna run some errands.
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Oh, y‐you know, I can, I can
keep her a little while longer.
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But I thought
you had to go to work.
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Oh, it's okay, you know
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we were gonna try
a different hairstyle, yeah.
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See, I don't think she's feeling
the ponytail.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Bobby, bring your baseball
cards tomorrow. We'll trade.
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I was gonna trade with Bobby.
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Guys, be cool.
Hey, check this out.
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I bet you won't
throw that at Charlie.
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Oh, yeah?
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Dude!
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That's what I'm talking about.
Holla!
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Stay in your lane, Richie.
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Sorry.
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Richie honey, let's go.
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Hey, Bobby,
mom's taking me to the mall.
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You wanna come with us?
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Hey, Brenda. Let's go, Bobby.
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Hey, dad. Can I go
to the mall with Richie?
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Uh, if it's okay
with Richie's mom.
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Of course,
Richie's been begging me
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to have a play date with Bobby.
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Mom!
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[chuckles]
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Okay, just drop him off
at the house
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when you're done, okay?
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Oh, make sure
you have him roll up
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his pants before
he gets on the escalator.
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They got caught last time
and we had to walk up to the car
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in his tighty whities
that weren't so whitey.
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See you later.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, I'm having
a birthday party this weekend.
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But keep it to yourself.
Only the cool kids are invited.
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Whoa!
Those are the new D‐zero's!
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Those are sweet!
Royce has a pair.
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He does?
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Mom, I want these shoes.
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And how do we ask
for them nicely?
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I want them in grey,
white and red.
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Please.
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That's better.
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Let me see if they have
your size.
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James, aren't you gonna get any?
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Oh, I would, but
I don't have the cash on me.
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But you have to get a pair.
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That way, we'll all have them.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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I bet you won't steal 'em.
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Oh, I would, but they probably
already have my print
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on file from what happened
at Mr. Pretzels.
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You know what? I'm starting
to think you're chicken.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, would a chicken do this?
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Richie, I'm so sorry. They only
have them in two of the colors.
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Oh, man.
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How about I take you guys
to get some ice cream
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to make up for it?
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[alarm blaring]
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00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,839
(male #1)
'Whoa, whoa, wait up there,
young man.'
253
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,944
[instrumental music]
254
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,019
(Dirk)
Stealing sneakers..
Bobby Deuce is on the loose.
255
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,856
It's so bad I'm starting
to think he my kid.
256
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,391
Hey, Robert. I am so sorry.
257
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,427
He was right at my side,
the next thing I know
258
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,395
he's walking out
of the store with shoes.
259
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,064
Hey, look, thanks
for staying here with him.
260
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,899
I'll take it from here, okay?
261
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,736
No problem.
Come on, Richie, let's go.
262
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,405
Get your stuff, sticky fingers.
263
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,911
Is that Nautical Panther?
264
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,247
Why, yes it is.
265
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,820
I'mma be right back, dawg.
266
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,858
‐ Are you the boy's father?
‐ Oh, yes. I'm Robert James.
267
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,293
‐ You know, he stole sneakers.
‐ Yes, and check this out.
268
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,262
I will assure you that
I will punish him in a way‐‐
269
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,966
A $200 pair of sneakers.
270
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,801
You know, it starts
with the small stuff.
271
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,435
Sneakers, eh.. Walkman..
272
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,905
Next thing you know,
he's hotwiring a car.
273
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,840
Running a pyramid scheme
out of Daytona Beach.
274
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,342
Hey, l‐listen,
I'm sure he's very sorry
275
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,878
for what he did
and I will assure you
276
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,245
he'll never do
anything like this again.
277
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,882
Oh, I know, 'cause
he's banned from the store.
278
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:05,185
Hey, as mad as I am,
I'm thinking the entire mall.
279
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,991
Bobby, I can't believe
you tried to steal these shoes!
280
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,460
These are some
good‐looking shoes.
281
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,463
You really wanted these, huh?
282
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,533
Yeah.
283
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,003
You know what,
I'm gonna buy 'em.
284
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,470
Really? Thanks, dad.
285
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,372
Hold that.
286
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,808
[softly]
Hey, listen..
287
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,810
[softly]
Yeah.
288
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,917
You're about a six, right?
289
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,184
There you go.
290
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,188
Let's go, three to five.
291
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,093
[instrumental music]
292
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,198
[knock on door]
293
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,301
‐ Hey, Neesee.
‐ Hey, hey, hey.
294
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,904
Um, could you bring Ky over?
I wanna show her something.
295
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,106
I can't. My mother flew in
and took her back to Portland.
296
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,042
They left like 20 minutes ago.
297
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,410
We can finally get some sleep.
298
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,212
‐ Oh.
‐ What's the matter?
299
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,313
I thought you'd be happy.
300
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,949
No, no, no. I am. I am.
301
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,552
I, you know, I can finally
get back to my life.
302
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,219
Well, thanks again
for helping out.
303
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,055
You know, I never
could've done it without you.
304
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,290
Oh, you would've picked it up.
305
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,960
Now you, you go get some sleep.
306
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,062
‐ I will.
‐ Alright.
307
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,064
Oh, uh, what were you
gonna show her?
308
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,332
Uh, nothing.
I had picked up a few things.
309
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,401
But it's no big deal.
I can return them.
310
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,637
‐ Alright.
‐ Yeah. Go, go, go.
311
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:37,443
[instrumental music]
312
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,895
[instrumental music]
313
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:03,637
[telephone ringing]
314
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,340
Hello?
315
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,111
Bobby did what?
316
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,114
No, no, no. I'm on my way.
317
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,082
[instrumental music]
318
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,427
Okay. So where is he?
319
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,430
In his room.
Somebody needed a time out.
320
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,999
He is shoplifting
and all he gets is a time out?
321
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,401
No, the time out was for me,
Neesee. Alright?
322
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,271
I'm not Cosby.
I might catch a case.
323
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,308
Well, I'll take that chance.
324
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,277
Bobby!
325
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,480
Hi, mom.
You look really nice.
326
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,383
Come on down here.
327
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,592
[sighs]
I know what you're going to say.
328
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,995
No, you have no idea
what I'm going to say.
329
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,196
Because if you knew
what I was going to say
330
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,998
you'd be somewhere hiding.
331
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,400
Why would you take sneakers
without paying for 'em?
332
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,070
I don't know,
I think I just forgot.
333
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,605
You forgot?
334
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,639
You know what?
335
00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,240
Don't hurt the boy, Robert.
336
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,643
Don't do the crime
if you can't do the time.
337
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,146
I think you need to give
yourself another time out.
338
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,481
Look, Neesee, do not tell me
what I need to do, okay?
339
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:23,449
I know what I need to do
for myself, alright?
340
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,418
I've been waiting for this,
waiting for you to drive on‐‐
341
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,121
Looks like you guys
are busy so I'll go‐‐
342
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,690
(both)
Sit your ass down.
343
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,026
Bobby, have you ever heard
of the expression
344
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,128
"I'mma beat you
like you stole something?"
345
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,163
Well, that's about
to be your new reality.
346
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:41,067
You have five seconds
to explain yourself.
347
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,237
I stole the shoes so the guys
would think I was cool.
348
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,806
‐ What?
‐ What?
349
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,741
Bobby..
350
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:52,412
You stole sneakers because
you think it makes you cool?
351
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,481
Yeah.
352
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,719
Neesee, can you hold me?
353
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,355
Bobby, do you think
the boys who think
354
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,757
this is cool are your friends?
355
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,627
Because friends don't
let you do stupid stuff.
356
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,564
I'm sorry.
357
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:14,100
Is that your apology or did you
steal that from somebody too?
358
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,341
Bobby, what do you
wanna be when you grow up?
359
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,676
A movie critic.
360
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,810
What?
361
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:26,813
Okay. Okay.
362
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:29,182
So how are you gonna be
a movie critic, huh?
363
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,185
On your stolen couch?
Eating stolen popcorn?
364
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,187
Watching your stolen TV, huh?
365
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,622
Yeah, and I thought
you wanted to be a lawyer.
366
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,090
You know what, boy, go to bed.
367
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,459
But I just wanted them
to like me.
368
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,428
Bobby, you can't count
on people liking you.
369
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,397
And no matter what,
you have to be yourself.
370
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,299
That's easy for you to say.
371
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,134
People always like you.
372
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,135
[scoffs]
373
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,809
Is that what you think?
374
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,744
[snaps finger]
Let me show you something.
375
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,582
I took this picture
when I was your age.
376
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:04,417
Does that look like a kid
that everybody liked?
377
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,653
Uh, no.
378
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:09,656
Okay. That's where
you're wrong, okay?
379
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,659
Everybody liked me. And you
wanna know why they liked me?
380
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,494
Because you had crazy eyes?
381
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,866
No. It's because I wasn't afraid
to be myself.
382
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,638
I'm sorry.
I'll never steal again.
383
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,841
Yeah, we know you won't.
384
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,911
So, now, um, what do you think
we should do about this?
385
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,378
What?
386
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,480
I think you should pick
your own punishment.
387
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:37,618
Th‐that's right, and don't try
to pick something easy
388
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:39,520
or we're gonna
have to pick it for you.
389
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,788
And believe me,
I will guarantee you
390
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,590
you're not gonna like
what we have in mind.
391
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,391
That's right. Now, are
you thinking what I'm thinking?
392
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,160
Oh, no, not only am I thinking
what you're thinking
393
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,461
I'm thinking we should do more
of the other thing that‐‐
394
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,196
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
That's a great idea.
395
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,566
‐ You know what, and you‐‐
‐ Okay, okay, okay.
396
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,537
Grounded for three months and..
397
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,272
Okay. Four months and no TV.
398
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,441
Okay, five months
and you can take away
399
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,244
all my toys
and most of my deserts.
400
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,247
Yeah, okay.
401
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,882
You know, that's not
as bad as what we had in mind
402
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,584
but it's acceptable.
Now get upstairs.
403
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,585
Mm‐hmm.
404
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,760
What did you have in mind?
405
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,294
I ain't have nothing.
406
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:25,331
Well, I just don't know
what has gotten into him.
407
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,702
I mean, is it the school? Is it
because I moved out? Is it us?
408
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,805
You know what, I‐I just think
the boy is at that age, Neesee.
409
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,776
‐ A movie critic?
‐ Y‐you know what?
410
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,377
I'mma pretend like
I didn't hear him
411
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,879
say that because my baby's
gonna be a lawyer.
412
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,747
So, Neesee, I'm on my way
back to the house
413
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,215
cause I am not
gonna tolerate that.
414
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,684
I'm not gonna be sittin' here
415
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,419
going to PTA meetings
and everything with him.
416
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,223
[instrumental music]
417
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,363
Mm‐mm‐mmh!
418
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,701
Man, your D‐zero's are hot!
419
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,836
No, your D‐zero's are hot.
420
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,404
[chuckling]
421
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,940
(both)
Both our D‐zero's are hot!
422
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:11,277
Hey, Bobby, how you like
your new shoes?
423
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,518
Why don't you grab us a couple
of celebratory sodas, son?
424
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:22,288
And make sure mine is cold,
flip‐flop man.
425
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,760
[slippers clapping]
426
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,729
Don't you just love that sound?
427
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,336
[instrumental music]
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