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[bell ringing]

Now once I say begin..

I didn't say begin.

Once I say begin,
you'll have an hour

to complete your aptitude test.

This should be a piece of cake.

I heard the math section doesn't
even go beyond fractions.

What do they think we are?
Second graders?

[laughs]
I know, right?

[softly]
Fractions.

Now just to remind you,
you're not being graded on this.

However, how well you do
on this test

will determine if you get
into a good high school

which will determine
the colleges that you go to

which will shape
the rest of your life.

[echoes]
Your life, your life,
your life.

(Robert)
'James, let me know when you're
finished with those fractions'

'so I can tear them up
and you can do them again.'

'And remember,
candy is illegal in the future.'

Alright, pick up your pencils
and begin.

♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪

♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪

♪ It's all of us now ♪

♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪

You know, I can't believe

Mrs. Keirnan wanted to see
both of us.

Bobby must be in big trouble.

Come on, Neesee,
we don't know that, okay?

But if he did do somethin'

we'll just tell them
it's because you drink.

[no audio]

‐ Hey, puddin'.
‐ Hey!

‐ 'Hey.'
‐ Why are both you guys here?

Mr. and Mrs. James,
I'm so glad you could come.

As you know, last week

the students all took
an aptitude test.

Well, we've just received
the scores

and something's been brought
to my attention.

‐ I can explain!
‐ Shh.

Bobby got the second highest
score in the school.

Continue.

Bobby is exceptionally bright

and I'd like to place him
in our gifted program.

[chuckles]
Oh, you know,
he gets that from me.

You know, I‐I always made sure
he watch public television.

‐ I made a genius.
‐ We did.

I made a genius!
I made a genius!

I made a genius!

[laughs]

You know what,
I've always known it

ever since he was a little baby.

You know,
he never sucked his thumb.

‐ He only sucked his pinkie.
‐ Oh.

[chuckles]

Well, he can start
in Mrs. Heidebrecht's class

this quarter if you'd like.

[knock on door]

‐ Hey, Michele.
‐ Hey, Neesee.

‐ I locked myself out again.
‐ Oh!

Come on, girl,
what did I tell you?

Just pop open your door
with a newspaper.

I was going to.
My door slammed shut

when I was trying to steal
the neighbor's.

Come on in, girl,
before you catch a cold.

You can wait
for the maintenance guy here.

Thank you.

‐ Want some coffee?
‐ Ooh, do you have Sanka?

Not even in the '70s.

[chuckles]
Want coffee with milk?

Perfect.

Ooh, you have the same
floor plan as me.

Oh, except my livin' room
faces Dodger Stadium.

You should come by
on the Fourth of July

and watch the fireworks.

Is this your little boy?

‐ He is a cutie pie.
‐ Thank you.

Yeah, if you saw
my ex's side of the family

you'd know he get his looks
from his mama.

‐ Ex? You divorced?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

So that guy I see comin' in
and out of here is your new man?

Oh, that is my ex.

Oh, you guys are tryin'
to work it out?

No, no, no, no.
We're stayin' divorced.

We just share this apartment.

So are you seeing anybody else?

[clicks tongue]
No, but I'm trying
something different.

Any guy who asks me out,
I say yes.

How's that workin'? You meetin'
tons of quality guys?

[inhales]
No, not really.

[chuckles]

Then why are you doing it?

Because, uh, it's really hard
for me to find the right guy.

I just keep making bad choices.

So I'm trying
something different.

By not makin' any choices?

Exactly. Uh, no, wait a minute.
That came out wrong.

‐ No, no, I understand.
‐ Hm.

In the spirit of your yes thing

I have a date this weekend
and he has a friend.

Anh.

Y‐yes. Yes, yes.

But if it doesn't go well,
you're gonna have to knock

on somebody else's door
when you get locked out.

Deal.

Now we have a few minutes
before the bell.

How about
an extra credit problem?

[all cheering]

"Terrence has 25 apples

"and gives them to Chad,
Carolina and Consuelo.

'"If he gave Chad
twice as many as Carolina'

"and Carolina
five less than Consuelo

"and he gave Chad ten apples

how many apples
does Terrence have left?"

Okay, who would like to try?

Bobby?

‐ Bobby.
‐ Huh!

Oh, uh, I got nothin'.

That's correct, Bobby.
Terrence has no apples left.

Excellent work.

[bell rings]

Okay,
I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Hey! Oh, champ.

I was standin' in the hall
and you are right.

Terrence has no apples.

When they gonna tell you
somethin' that you don't know.

They keep tryin'.

Well, they have to keep tryin'.

Hey, Mr. James.

‐ Hey, how you doin'?
‐ Glad you could make it.

There was something
I wanted to discuss with you.

Oh, is Bobby makin'
the other kids feel insecure?

I told him
not to show off too much.

I was hoping Bobby would join
the class academic team.

Our district‐wide competition,
the Mind Meet, is coming up.

With his test scores

I would love for Bobby
to be at the meet with us.

‐ 'Oh, great.'
‐ Wait a second.

I have to answer questions
about stuff?

‐ Yes.
‐ In front of people?

Oh, yeah.
The whole school comes.

I don't think
I can do that, dad.

There's a limit to how many
teams you're allowed to be on.

‐ What teams are you on?
‐ Um, cheerleading.

[scoffs]
That doesn't count, son.

Our family, the James team.

Give me a J,
give me a A, give me a M..

‐ Excuse us.
‐ Give me a E.

Look.

Son, it's not enough
to just be gifted.

We have to share our gifts
with the world.

What do you say?

I wanna share my gifts
with the world?

That's my boy.

Hey, look,
now everybody's gonna see

just how smart you really are.

'We're in.'

Hey, man. How is this
supposed to make you smarter?

I've been playing with this
thing for five minutes.

I feel exactly the same.

[chuckles]

That's for Bobby
to build his own barometer

so he can predict the weather.

My uncle could do that
with his knees.

He was no genius, okay?

He tried to rob a bank one time
with a picture of a gun.

He even told them, "Don't make
me draw some bullets."

[laughs]

‐ Hey, what's up?
‐ Hey.

So we're back.
And what is all of that?

Oh, I bought Bobby some toys
to stimulate his mind.

‐ Toys! Cool.
‐ Check it out.

‐ "Math Bingo."
‐ Mm‐hmm.

"Fun With Hydrogen."

"My First Science Fair."

Here.
Tell me if it's gonna rain.

[chuckles]

Robert, don't you think
you're going a little overboard?

No. Will you.. Check this out.

I spoke to a professor
at Caltech.

He said he's gonna tutor Bobby
for the Mind Meet. Anh.

Dad, I, I have to tell you
something‐‐

Unh‐unh, hold that thought
for a second, son.

I got Paco in the kitchen. Paco!

‐ Who's Paco?
‐ 'He's my tailor.'

Now, son,
if you're gonna be a winner

you gotta look like a winner,
alright?

I'm ready to for measure you.

Now, son, I know all of these
seems like a lot

but you're gonna be doin'
big things in life.

And I'm so proud of you.

Kitchen light better for Paco.

Where are you from?

I'm from the Bronx, little man

but accent sells more suits.
Come on.

Robert, you're putting way
too much pressure on him.

Yeah. I'll be the first to admit

Bobby's a bright kid,
but genius?

Alright, listen,
I hear what you're sayin', Dirk

but remember, Einstein didn't
talk until he was three.

Yeah, but that was Einstein.

Bobby still thinks that Diaper
Genie grants you three wishes.

[laughing]

So can I get you guys
some more wine?

Yeah, I'd love some.

I've reached my limit.
Thank you.

Then how about you walk me home?

The 5 feet to my doorstep
is kind of dangerous

this time of night.

Hey, are you gonna be
okay here with Jay?

‐ Yes, I'm a big girl.
‐ Okay.

Alright,
then I will talk to you later.

Okay, have fun.

Great view.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.
It's very nice.

You know, uh, I have to say I've
really had a good time tonight.

‐ Oh, really?
‐ 'Yeah.'

So those shoes aren't as painful
as they look.

No, I'm fine. No, I'm lyin'.

[chuckles]
They are killin' me.

Well, the shoes did
what they're supposed to do.

‐ You look amazing.
‐ Oh.

Hey, this is your place
so get comfortable.

You're right. Thank you.

You know, I am known

for my foot massages.
Want me to hook you up?

Nah, I couldn't ask you
to do that.

I don't mind, and technically,
you're not askin'.

‐ You sure?
‐ Of course.

Alright.

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh.

[chuckles]
You sure know your way
around a toe.

You know, don't forget
the little piggy

that went to the market.

And so did you, uh, grow up
around here?

No, no, I grew up in Chicago.

I did my undergrad
in Northwestern.

Yeah, but it was too cold,
so I moved out here.

Come on, other foot.

You know,
I almost forgot your wine

and I better get it before
my feet get too relaxed to walk.

Thanks.

So, Jay, have you ever been
mayor before?

No, no, came close once.

Really.
So why didn't it work out?

[sniffing]

‐ Ooh.
‐ What'd you say?

‐ What are you doin'?
‐ Nothin'. Smellin' your shoe.

For what?

You've been walking in them
all night. Why wouldn't I?

Okay, you know what, I‐I think
it's time for you to leave.

Oh, come on, Neesee.

You've got nothing
to be ashamed of.

You're so uptight.

Ooh, get out, freak.

Put my shoe down.
Give me that..

Ah, so maybe
we could do it again.

Like, you know, next..

[mumbles]

[sniffs]

(Michele)
'Neesee.'

‐ What happened?
‐ Hm.

Jay came over and asked Andrew
for a ride home.

I had to put
his freaky butt out.

What did he do?

When I went in the kitchen,
I came out

and he was sniffin' my shoe
like a police dog.

So when did he get freaky?

Are you listenin'?

Oh, God, I was. Come on,
now what is the big deal?

I used to date a guy
who collected my hair

out of the shower.

But we had fun.

And my drain never got clogged.

You know what,
I'm picking the guys next time

because your taste in men
is like your taste in coffee.

‐ Good.
‐ No.

‐ Real good.
‐ No.

‐ Sanka. Sanka.
‐ Sanka. Right.

You ain't heard of Sanka
since your grandmother, girl.

It's all we had and it was
yummy. You want my help?

Yes, please. Come on.

(all)
Virginia, Washington,
West Virginia

Wisconsin, Wyoming, yeah!

‐ Whoa! You guys are so ready.
‐ Whoa!

Hey, hey, son, listen.
This is gonna be great.

Just look at you.
You look great.

You are gonna mop the floor
with those kids over there.

And this is just the beginning.

Son, you could do anything you‐‐

[softly]
I cheated on the aptitude test.
I'm not gifted.

What?

I cheated‐‐

Shh! I heard you the first..

I can't believe you did this.

Why didn't you
tell me this sooner?

I was scared
and you were so proud.

I'm sorry I'm not smart.

Bobby, you are smart.

But I don't care about that.

What I care about is the fact
that you cheated

and you thought it was okay.

I didn't.
I just thought it was better

than having a bad job
the rest of my life.

What are you talking about?

Mrs. Carol Keirnan said
if we didn't do well on the test

then we'll grow up
to have bad jobs.

[sighs]

Son, there is no single test
that determines your future.

‐ There is not?
‐ No.

Listen, it's better
to try and fail

than it is to cheat and do well.

If you fail, you can learn
from your mistakes.

But if you cheat, you'll never
know what your mistakes were

and you'll continue
to make them.

I'm sorry.

Let's go home.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

You have a Mind Meet
to compete in, okay?

You made a commitment
to your teammates

and I am not gonna let you quit.

But I can't go out there.

Bobby, you made a mistake.

Now it's time
to face the consequences.

Just go out there
and do your best.

But everyone will laugh at me.

Hey, that's what
you get for cheatin'.

It is?

Why didn't somebody
tell me that sooner?

Bobby! Uncle Dirk's here, baby.
Let's do this.

Let's do this, baby.

Dirk, what is all this?

I'm here to support Bobby.

If this is his football career
goin' down the toilet

don't mean my Bobby gear
gotta go to waste, huh?

I'm telling you, baby,
you got this.

'Come on, baby, doos baby!'

You got this, Bobby.

Hey!

You know, everyone seems to know
about our brilliant son.

I told them that they were gonna
see a true intellect work.

[laughs]

‐ Hey, hey, look here.
‐ What?

[whispering]

‐ Oh, my..
‐ Damn it.

Now I feel stupid
puttin' this face paint on.

This is sharpie.

Ladies and gentleman,
please take your seats.

The competition
is about to begin.

Lord, please, watch over my baby
in his hour of stupidity.

The first question.

"What American figure
is credited

with discovering electricity?"

[buzzer]
Benjamin Franklin.

Very good.

'Question two.
"What is the name'

of the element
found in a thermometer?"

[buzzer]
Mercury.

Excellent.
The score is now 1‐1.

Third question. "A group
of whales is called a.."

[buzzer]
A pod, sir.

(male #1)
'Very good.
The score is now 2‐1.'

'"What is the capital
of Pennsylvania?"'

(boy #1)
'Harrisburg.'

Well, time is up
and Cresthaven is ahead 45‐42.

'Which brings us
to our final head‐to‐head round'

wherein each team picks who from
the opposing team will play.

Cresthaven?

[whispering]

‐ We choose Vince.
‐ Very good.

And, Thiels Elementary,
who would you choose‐‐

(all)
Bobby.

[no audio]

Okay.

I will now ask you

five extremely
challenging questions.

Ready? First question.

"What is the circumference
of the equator?"

[buzzer]
24,860 miles.

(male #1)
'Very good.'

[applause]

"How many colors are there
in a rainbow?"

[buzzer]

"What became America's
first organized sport in 1664?"

[buzzer]

"How many furlongs to a mile?"

[buzzer]

Alright, final question.

And Cresthaven needs one to tie.

[indistinct chatter]

"What woman was arrested
for voting

in the 1872 election
for US president?"

[buzzer]
Elizabeth Cady Stanton.

That is incorrect.

Bobby, do you have an answer?

[buzzer]

I know it. Rosa Parks.

I'm sorry, Rosa Parks
wasn't even born then.

'The correct answer
is Susan B. Anthony.'

[applause]

It's okay, Bobby,
don't worry about it.

We got 'em in round two, baby,
we got 'em.

It's over, Dirk.

We'll get them next year, Bobby.

Don't you sweat.
We'll get them next year.

He cheated, Dirk.
He's not comin back.

Well, we can get
some ice cream, baby.

He's not gettin' ice cream
either. He's on punishment.

Doos, I tried.

‐ You know what's so crazy?
‐ What?

For some reason, I feel

partially responsible
for all of this.

Okay, look, Neesee, we cannot
blame ourselves for this.

We weren't the ones that looked
on the other kid's paper.

Bobby did this on his own.

But it was our choice
to send him to Cresthaven.

Right, we sent him to Cresthaven

because the world
is a competitive place

and we wanted him
to have every advantage.

‐ That's true.
‐ Right.

I guess we have to be more aware

of the pressure
he's under in the future.

Yeah.

But I bet you he won't be
cheatin' no time soon.

[laughing]

And that's for sure.

‐ I think we finally got to him.
‐ Right.

I finished cleaning the toilet.

That's good, son.

You know, Bobby, I know that
you don't like cleaning up

around here, but this is
for your own benefit.

I know. I'm smart,
and no matter what

I should always do my best
and not cheat.

Can I watch TV now?

Well, son, you know the rules.

If you want a privilege,
you'll have to earn it!

(Neesee)
Oh.

"What is the highest waterfall
in the world?"

‐ Tick, tick, tick‐‐
‐ Uh, Niagara Fall.

[imitates buzzer]

Oh, I'm sorry, it's..

It's Angel Falls in Venezuela.

So close. But tell him
what he wins, Neesee.

Well, he didn't win
that hour of television, Robert

but he won't go home
empty‐handed.

No, no, no.

He has 45 minutes of..

[tapping]

...dusting.

Thanks for playing
and we'll see you next time on..

(both)
"Earn That Privilege."

Until then, I'm Neesee James..

And I'm Robert James saying..

(both)
Goodnight.

You guys are hilarious.

[knock on door]

‐ Neesee, don't kill me, but I‐‐
‐ Yeah, say no more, girl.

That's why you gave me a key
to your apartment.

Thank you, you are a lifesaver.

Oh, wait, don't shut my d.. Oh!

(Michele)
'Well, at least
we are out here together.'

(Neesee)
'Oh!'

[theme music]