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Oh, bam. Oh! Bam!
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That's a square knot, son, okay?
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Alright? It's not hip.
It's not cool.
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It's not fresh of death,
but it's what?
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♪ A square ♪♪♪
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Let me see how you doing?
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Uh, yeah, maybe
you should go back
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to practicing on your shoe, son.
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Okay, I got a few
extra things that Bobby
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may need for his jamboree
tomorrow.
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‐ Some moist towelettes.
‐ Uh‐huh.
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‐ Neck pillow. Mm‐hm.
‐ Yeah. Right.
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‐ Shoehorn, you know.
‐ Okay, right, right, right.
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Neesee, Neesee, you don't know
what a jamboree is, do you?
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‐ Of course, I do.
‐ What's the harmonica for?
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Well, y‐you know,
he needs somethin' to play.
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It's a jam‐boree.
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[laughs]
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My baby not gonna be
the only one that can't jam.
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‐ Yo.
‐ 'What's up, man?'
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You remember my daughter,
The Cyborg?
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Half girl, half phone.
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You know, she's been
at that thing for three days.
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You're gonna get a tumor,
you know?
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Here's the sleeping bag
for Bobby's hoedown.
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Hey, hey, hey, get it right.
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It's his jam‐bou.
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By looking at that uniform
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I'm guessing you didn't
get a style badge.
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All the kids wear this uniform,
Uncle Dirk.
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Did I say kids?
I meant corn balls.
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Hey, Bobby,
did you get your flint
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for the fire‐starting
competition?
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You don't need a flint, look
at his legs in those shorts.
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They're so ashy, he can rub 'em
together and get a spark.
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Hey, Uncle Dirk,
read between the lines.
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I don't think that's
a Fireside kid's salute.
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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Bobby, apologize
to your Uncle Dirk.
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I'm sorry.
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Wow, I did not see that comin'.
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Bobby,
dude startin' to fight back.
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Well, when you dress like that,
you probably gonna have to.
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Look, I'm really sorry
about this, Dirk.
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It's cool.
Come on, Courtney, let's roll.
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You can at least say goodbye.
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Don't you ever
have to charge that thing?
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Bobby what's been
going on with you lately?
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‐ I don't know.
‐ You don't know?
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Alright, I tell you what.
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You'll have plenty of time
to figure it out
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because you're not
going to the jamboree.
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What? No. You can't do that.
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Please, I said I was sorry.
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Mom?
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You heard your father.
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Great, I polished my canteen
for nothing.
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Hey, don't make me
have to polish that ass.
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Baby, you can't go around
talkin' to adults that way.
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'Now, I'm sorry you're
gonna miss the jamboree'
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but there will be others.
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Not like this one.
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I've been working so hard
to be ready.
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And there won't be another one
for a whole year.
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Bobby, what you did
was really bad.
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I just told Uncle Dirk
to shut up.
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No, that gesture
was a lot worse than that.
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I thought it meant like,
"Shut up times ten."
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Well, it doesn't,
and I better not ever catch you
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doing that again.
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You won't.
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So can I please
go to the jamboree then?
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[sighs]
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I'm not gonna promise.
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But I'll talk to your father
and see‐‐
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Thank you, mom.
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Listen, you're still in trouble
for what you did.
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Now, go upstairs
and take this uniform off.
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And put some moisturizers
on those legs.
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Um, Robert..
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Neesee, I already know
what you're gonna say.
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I was too had on him,
he learned his lesson
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and I should let him go
to the jamboree.
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Well, why is that
now that we're divorced
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you can read my mind?
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Look, he's not going,
Neesee, I'm sorry.
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But he's crushed, Robert.
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He really didn't know
what he was saying.
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Yeah, but he will
after this punishment
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and I will guarantee you
that he will never do it again.
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‐ But I don't think‐‐
‐ Neesee, it's done.
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I know what I'm doing.
Trust me.
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I can see you in the mirror.
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[instrumental music]
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[telephone ringing]
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Hey, baby,
I was beginning to think
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I wasn't gonna hear from you.
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What?
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When?
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Let me call you right back.
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Courtney?
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Courtney?
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Courtney?
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Do you mind? I'm tryin'
to have a conversation.
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And I'm tryin' to have a life.
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Did Michelle call...twice?
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Didn't you get my emails?
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Oh, I have a new address,
it's called
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Dirk@I'minthelivingroom.com
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Who are you talking to
that's so important?
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‐ Nobody.
‐ Huh‐huh.
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So you don't mind
if I star 69 nobody?
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Okay, okay.
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I was talkin'
to my friend, Deke.
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‐ A boy?
‐ A friend.
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That's a boy.
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Well, if he's such a good friend
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let's have him over for dinner.
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‐ I don't see that happenin'.
‐ Yeah, that's too much.
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I could just show up
at school tomorrow
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during lunch,
walking up to the kids like
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"Hey, I'm Courtney's dad,
are you Deke?"
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‐ Till somebody says "Yes."
‐ Fine.
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[telephone ringing]
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I can answer my own phone,
missy.
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Hello. Yes, this is he.
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Yes, she's right here.
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[instrumental music]
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‐ Bobby deuce.
‐ Hey, Uncle Dirk.
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I'm sorry again about yesterday.
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I didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
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It's already forgotten.
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What's up with him?
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I told him he couldn't go
to the jamboree.
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You told Bobby he couldn't go
to camp get‐a‐life?
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Dirk, he flipped you off.
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Come on, man,
I deserved that finger.
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You can't crack on a brother
about his ashiness
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if I'm not saying
nothin' about your elbows.
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Hey, look, this is the only way
he's gonna learn his lesson.
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Wow, it would
only be more depressing
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if he was dusting
with a dead kitten.
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Hey, Robert, I need to take care
of some things at the restaurant
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and I was gonna take Bobby
to help me out.
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Is that alright with you,
puddin'?
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Sure. I can feel sad anywhere.
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Hey, I'll see you later, son.
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Yeah, see you, dad.
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Man, I hope she keeps him
away from the knives.
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Look, I know it's tough
but it's the only way
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I can get through to him.
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Come on, man, we're talking
about Bobby.
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That's the kid that tried to
dry up puddles in the front yard
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after it rained
so the ants wouldn't drown.
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He's a good kid. He's a bit soft
but he's a good kid.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Maybe the punishment
is a little harsh.
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But I can't go back now,
I'll come off weak.
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Great, so he'll remember you
as a strong father
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but he'll also remember the time
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you decided not to do
something cool with your son.
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He does remember everything.
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Kid is like a damn elephant.
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Weren't you just as excited as
him to go to the dork Olympics?
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Yeah.
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Weren't you looking forward
to beating all those fat
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out‐of‐shape fathers
in the obstacle course?
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Oh, yeah.
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Weren't you looking forward
to taking a dump in the woods
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with your son?
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Get your ass to the jamboree.
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♪ I can see you
deepeer in my.. ♪♪♪
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Hey, Renee, Renee. Hey.
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Hi, I'm afraid it's about
a 20 minute wait.
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It's Robert,
I'm one of the owners.
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But it's still gonna be
about a 20 minute wait.
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Uh, have you seen Neesee?
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I think she went to take Bobby
to a jamboree.
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She took Bobby to the jamboree
without me?
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Can I give her
a message for you?
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Yeah, you can tell her that
you're sorry about her accident.
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She had an accident?
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No, but she's about to have one.
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[instrumental music]
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Hush! Hush now!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[indistinct]
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Yeah!
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Whoo, Lewis looks like
he's packing
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more than just Tang
in his thermos.
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This is so much fun.
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Thanks again
for letting me come, mom.
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Oh, you are so welcome, puddin'.
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But remember it's between us,
okay?
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Okay. Can I go watch
Team 29 lose?
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Puddin', what about
your sportsmanship badge?
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Don't worry, I already got it.
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[giggles]
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‐ Ah!
‐ Ow!
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Well, if isn't
troop leader Neesee?
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Have they given you
your guide name yet?
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Robert‐‐
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May I suggest running liar
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who speaks with two tongues?
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Whoa, what are you doing here?
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I went to the restaurant
to take Bobby to the jamboree
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but he wasn't there.
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Alright.
Well, we're on the same page.
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I just read the book a little
faster than you sometimes.
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Neesee, you contradicted
my authority in Bobby's eyes.
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Your authority?
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Oh, just so I'm clear, you can
punish him without asking me
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then you can go back on those
punishments without asking me
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and it's not okay
when I do either?
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Robert, I have just
as much right to make decisions
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that affect Bobby as you do.
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Hey, mom, can I..
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Oh, hi, dad.
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Run along
so I can talk to your father.
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Can I have another s'more?
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Whatever your mom says.
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She's gonna
sneak you one anyway.
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So, that's a yes on the s'mores.
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Okay, you made your point,
Robert.
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Alright, so we're both here now.
Now, what do you wanna do?
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Hey, I already did
what I wanted to do.
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Now I'm gonna tell you
what I want you to do, okay?
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In the future, check with me
before you make any decisions
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regarding our son, got it?
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I so have it.
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Good.
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Now if you'll excuse me..
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[imitating cawing]
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Yes, sir, troop master James.
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‐ Take me to the s'more station.
‐ Yes, sir.
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[instrumental music]
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Now, dad, remember
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you promised you weren't
gonna embarrass me tonight.
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Oh, you didn't get my email?
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It says "Psych!"
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[doorbell dings]
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It's showtime.
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00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,192
You're late.
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You must be Courtney's father,
Mr. Black.
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Yeah, that's right.
248
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,106
Nice earring.
249
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,942
You got anything else pierced?
250
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,079
Just come in.
251
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,281
Wow, this is a great place.
252
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,183
These turntables are hot.
253
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,519
You know what else is hot?
The truth.
254
00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:33,854
What?
255
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,322
Here, Deke, why don't we sit?
256
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,827
I watch your show all the time,
Mr. Black.
257
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,564
You're hilarious. Do you think
of all that stuff on the spot?
258
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,499
Let's stay focused.
259
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,335
So, you're new to Cresthaven?
Where'd you move from?
260
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:53,006
‐ Bay Area. My mom got transf‐‐
‐ Aha!
261
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:56,109
She's serving time,
what's she in for?
262
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,945
Dad, is dinner ready yet?
263
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,082
I believe the hotdogs are done.
264
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,317
They're good to go as soon
as you prepare the potato chips.
265
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,989
Eh, where you going,
earring boy?
266
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,323
I was gonna help her.
267
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,125
You're gonna help me like you.
268
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,563
Let me see your report card.
269
00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:17,931
But I just transferred.
270
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,399
Don't make me Google you, boy.
271
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,303
[instrumental music]
272
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,339
Yeah! Ha‐ha!
273
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,843
Yes, that's what
I'm talking about..
274
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,177
Yo, what are you doing?
275
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,579
Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you,
Robert.
276
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,114
Um, but Bobby wanted to know
277
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,249
if he could color
in his coloring book.
278
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,286
‐ What?
‐ Color in his coloring book.
279
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,855
And I just want to check
with you first
280
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,156
before we made a decision..
281
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,490
‐ Neesee, come on‐‐
‐ No, no, no, no.
282
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:47,561
While I'm at it,
should he use crayons or markers
283
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,329
'cause crayons would give him
a better choice.
284
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,599
You know what, Neesee, you're
being ridiculous, alright?
285
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,935
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
286
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,304
See, I just want to make sure
that I wasn't
287
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,040
undermining your authority.
288
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,375
‐ Neesee, you know what I meant.
‐ Uh‐huh, I do. Uh‐huh.
289
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,579
‐ You were very clear.
‐ You went behind my back.
290
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,583
I only went behind your back
because you're too hard on him.
291
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,619
You don't see
his emotional side. I do.
292
00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:14,955
Do you know he don't
wanna cry in front of you?
293
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,991
And you have no idea
how things affect him.
294
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,560
Neesee, you are not a man.
295
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,628
You don't understand
what it takes to raise a son.
296
00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:23,630
No, I think I'm doing just fine.
297
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:24,898
‐ Oh, really?
‐ Uh‐huh.
298
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,132
We don't have a baby anymore.
299
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,233
We have a son.
300
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,302
Oh, wow, so now that
I'm concerned
301
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,572
about my son's feelings,
I'm a bad mother.
302
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,907
And because I wanna discipline
him, I'm a bad father?
303
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,308
No, I never said
you was a bad father.
304
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,043
I never said
you were a bad mother!
305
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,211
I think you're great mother.
306
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,546
I think I'm a great mother too
307
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:40,981
and I think
you're a great father
308
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,082
and I think we're great parents.
309
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,416
We are great parent, damn it.
310
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,185
[beeping]
311
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,153
And why's the smoke detector
going off?
312
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,490
Because there's smoke, Robert.
313
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:52,659
(Bobby)
'It's alright.
Everything's okay.'
314
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:55,028
Oh, Bobby.
315
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,429
‐ Oh! Oh!
‐ Bobby, get back!
316
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,599
‐ Back!
‐ Oh, dad, look out!
317
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:02,135
Hey! Ho! Ho! Ah!
318
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,670
‐ Go, go, go, go.
‐ Alright. Okay.
319
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:05,138
I got it. I got it. I got it.
320
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,040
‐ Wait, wait, wait..
‐ Ow! Oh! Ow!
321
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,275
Here, get the mitt.
Grab the mitt. Grab the mitt.
322
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,577
‐ Alright.
‐ 'Be careful, dad.'
323
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:12,979
‐ Help me out.
‐ Okay.
324
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,682
‐ Where do I put it?
‐ Watch my hair. Watch my hair.
325
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,050
Oh!
326
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,493
[gasps]
327
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:48,214
So, I'll see you guys at dinner?
328
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,385
[instrumental music]
329
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:57,390
‐ Dinner was great.
‐ Yeah, of course, it was great.
330
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,993
This is a great place.
Everything's great here.
331
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,430
So, your mom's in prison?
332
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,001
Dad, you already asked him that.
333
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,236
Oh, yeah.
334
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,005
Any other questions?
335
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,306
Eh, I'm gonna get a drink.
You want one?
336
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,141
‐ I'm too young to drink.
‐ Damn.
337
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,512
That's all I have.
338
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,189
Has anybody ever told you,
339
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,192
that you are the most beautiful
everything?
340
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,061
[giggles]
341
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,229
Give me a kiss.
342
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,265
Dirk, my mom can come in
any second.
343
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,034
Then the sooner you kiss me
344
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,269
the less chance of us
getting caught.
345
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:47,641
You're so smart, Dirk.
346
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,078
Alright, get your hands
off my daughter.
347
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,717
I know what you're up to.
I used to be you.
348
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,285
Comin' in here smooth as eggs.
349
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,755
Trying to out‐Dirk Dirk.
350
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,090
Well, you can't out‐Dirk Dirk,
Deke.
351
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,129
I'm sorry, I was just
trying to impress you.
352
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,164
I'll always treat Courtney
right, I swear.
353
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,667
Just keep letting her
hang out with me.
354
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,335
She's my best friend.
355
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,708
Wow, maybe I made a mistake.
356
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:26,346
You're alright.
357
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,481
You guys relax.
I'm gonna go clean up.
358
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,456
Oh, wow, you were right,
that totally worked.
359
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:40,126
Told you, he just needed to feel
like he was doing his dad thing.
360
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,096
‐ Now, he won't hassle us.
‐ Freeze!
361
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:52,506
Did you really think
I would fall for that?
362
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,308
Please!
363
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:59,145
I invented the‐good‐kid‐breaking
down‐in‐front‐of‐dad bit.
364
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,447
It's like, I told you,
you can't out‐Dirk Dirk.
365
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,388
And I made you hot dogs.
366
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,591
I, I was just..
367
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,697
More Jell‐O for us.
368
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,867
[instrumental music]
369
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,837
Is daddy gonna be okay?
370
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,372
Your father will be fine.
371
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,675
His face just got
a little singed.
372
00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:39,786
Do I need to tell you
how dangerous what you did was?
373
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:44,525
I could have lost my mustache
in that popcorn fire.
374
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,559
What were you thinking?
375
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,160
I wanted a snack
376
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,461
but I didn't wanna ask
377
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,631
because every time
I ask for anything
378
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:52,332
you guys start fighting.
379
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,836
That's no excuse.
380
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,539
And your mother and I won't be
arguing anymore.
381
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,307
At least not about this.
382
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,744
And from now on whatever one
of us says goes for the other.
383
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,778
Amen.
384
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,246
Now you're grounded for a month
385
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,349
and you're not going
to next year's jamboree.
386
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,452
And the next couple of
Halloween's I'm thinking about.
387
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,520
But that's not very‐‐
388
00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:14,555
Boy, don't make me
389
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,657
go to Christmas.
390
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,491
You heard what your mother said.
391
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,967
Mm, damn, little harsh,
don't you think?
392
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,436
It's like you said,
he's not a baby anymore.
393
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,339
Robert, I'm sorry that I
took Bobby to the jamboree
394
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,241
behind your back.
395
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,545
And I'm sorry
396
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:41,214
about the stuff I did.
397
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,516
So we cool again?
398
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,951
We're cool.
399
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,892
Hey, do you think you could draw
my eyebrows back on?
400
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,662
Well, let me see
how bad they are.
401
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,798
Ah!
402
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,408
Yo, so did you check that boy
Courtney was hanging out with?
403
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,243
Dawg, I had to shut that down.
404
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,813
I could tell
he was up to no good.
405
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,247
So, where's Courtney now?
406
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,348
Ah, she's joined the chess club.
407
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,650
She's in practice right now.
408
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,387
Dirk, my dad says
I can't see you anymore.
409
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,789
He doesn't need to know.
410
00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:24,625
Just tell him
you joined the chess club.
411
00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,861
I gotta go.
412
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,831
[instrumental music]
413
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,369
[theme music]
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