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Remember that letter
I wrote her?
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‐ Telling her how sorry I was?
‐ Oh, the letter. Whoa!
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Yeah, it didn't make
a difference
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because she came home
the next day
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and told me
that she's movin' out.
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Why do you care about me and
Neesee so much all of a sudden?
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[sighs]
Because..
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...she never got the letter
of apology you wrote
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that night of the big fight.
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‐ Why would you say that?
‐ Because I took it.
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People don't get divorced
over just one argument, man.
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You and Neesee have been
going at it for a while.
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Yeah, well, thanks to Carmen,
I'll never know
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if the letter
would have made a difference.
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I think
you're overthinkin' this.
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Your marriage to Neesee
was on the rocks
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and nothing
could have changed that.
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Damn, this is some good stuff.
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You have it now.
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Oh, come on, Robert, uh
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we both know what was going on
in our marriage.
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But I thank you for the apology
and I forgive you.
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Hey, better late than never,
right?
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‐ Uh..
‐ Yep.
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Aah! I ain't listenin' to you.
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You don't even have
the back of your head.
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(Neesee)
'Robert.'
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Don't look at her.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Oh, hey, what's up, Neesee?
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Um, Robert.
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‐ I‐‐
‐ 'Aah!'
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Mommy! Daddy!
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What is it, baby? What's wrong?
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I was in the bathroom
and I found..
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What? What, son?
What'd you find?
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I found a hair.
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Neesee, I told you
to go to the groomer.
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You are sheddin'.
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‐ Boy, please.
‐ Not that kind of hair.
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I found a hair...down there.
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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Okay, look here, Bobby,
do not panic, alright?
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We only need a few more items
for the examination.
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[breathing heavily]
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What are those for?
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Oh, these?
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[laughing]
Dad, be serious.
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Okay, okay, okay, son.
You know what?
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Stop playing around.
The boy said he's serious.
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Okay, Bobby, take a seat.
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It's happening, isn't it, dad?
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I am changing.
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[sighs]
Yes, you are, son.
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And I thought it wouldn't happen
for another few more years
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but we're here, man.
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First teeth and now this.
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Now, Bobby,
you're gonna be growing
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a lot more hair one day,
alright?
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And not just in that one spot.
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You know, you mother's got
a lot of hair on her back.
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You're not little Bobby anymore.
You're becomin' a‐‐
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A werewolf! I knew it.
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Uh, no, no, no, son,
you're not becomin' a werewolf.
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‐ I'm not?
‐ No, baby.
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You're becoming a young man
and you're gonna be just fine.
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You know,
I bet it's those hormones
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they're puttin' in all the milk.
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We're gonna switch to organic
before he grows a goatee.
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Oh, then I'll turn into a goat?
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That's worse than a werewolf.
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Listen, Bobby,
it's not like that.
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You're becomin' a man.
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You're becomin' a James man
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and it's actually pretty cool.
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‐ Now who's a James man?
‐ I am!
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And who's not afraid of hair
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where there's never been hair
before?
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‐ Not me, I'm a James man!
‐ That's right!
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Now go upstairs and put on
your fire engine jammies
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and your little
teddy bear slippers like a man!
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Like a James man!
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[screaming]
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‐ I'm a man!
‐ 'Yeah!'
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Can someone take me upstairs
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so the hallway monster
won't get me?
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On a eight‐year‐old?
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You sure it wasn't a eyelash
that fell down there?
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[laughs]
And attached itself
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to Bobby's little Bobby, huh?
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You know,
I found my first gray one.
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I thought it was sweater fuzz,
but it hurt like hell
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when I tried to use
a lint roller on it.
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[laughs]
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Yo, I gotta tell you, Dirk
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giving Neesee that letter
felt great, man.
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It's like I got a weight
lifted off my shoulders.
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Please, you know,
you're like a dude
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that walks through a minefield
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and is surprised
when his foot gets blown off.
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When Neesee starts trippin',
don't come crying to me.
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'Cause you won't have a leg
to stand on, stumpy.
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‐ You trippin'.
‐ 'Hey.'
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I'm not the one trying
to get back with his ex‐wife.
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Look, I am not trying
to get back with my ex‐wife.
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I gave her the letter because
I thought she should have it.
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Please, you're just trying
to get some credit.
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You're damn right
I'm trying to get some credit.
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I mean, a lot of our problems
was because Neesee thought
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I never fought hard
for our marriage
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and now she has proof
that I did.
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Never looked at it that way.
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'Cause that's stupid.
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You've gone from being homies
and in a good place
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to telling her the past
was a giant mistake.
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Sending her
into an endless cycle of pain
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misery and regret.
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Let me know how that turns out.
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[doorbell rings]
Oh, you gotta bounce.
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[turns on music]
That's Vanessa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
we‐we just had a heart‐to‐heart
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and you kicking me out
over a girl?
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Can you do the splits
while doing a handstand?
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‐ Have a good business.
‐ Thank you.
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Why would Robert give me
this letter now?
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Hs he lost his mind?
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Is he living in the past?
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Is he trying to get back
with me?
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I mean, I don't blame him.
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It has to be hard living
with all this.
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I mean, but still.
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Could it be simpler than that,
Neesee?
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Could he just have wanted you
to have it?
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Robert?
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No. He wants somethin'.
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He wants a reaction.
He wants credit.
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He wants somethin'.
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Well,
instead of all the guessing
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why don't you just ask him?
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Oh, no, honey.
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‐ Then he'd think I care.
‐ Do you?
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Did you hear me just say,
"Oh, no, honey?"
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Okay.
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You're living in the same house
with your ex‐husband
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you're raising
your child together
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you're partners
in the restaurant.
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Does that sound like movin' on?
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I'm not talking about
what it sounds like
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I'm talking about what it is.
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And then he comes along
with this letter
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right when I'm putting my life
back together.
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Like he didn't know it would
turn everything upside down.
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We were homies.
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And I'm not trying
to be more than that.
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Mm‐hmm.
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I knew you were gonna say that.
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And I know you're gonna say
that if it didn't mean anything
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to me, then I wouldn't
have called you.
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But I didn't call you
to talk about this.
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Remember? I called you
to talk about Bobby.
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‐ You wanna talk about Bobby?
‐ No.
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You really can do it.
I owe you a dollar.
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Wait. Double or nothing,
you can't put both back there.
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It's gonna take
a little bit more than that.
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Well, then I'm going to the ATM.
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[knock on door]
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(Courtney)
'Open up, I hear you in there.'
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Oh, no.
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‐ Hi, daddy.
‐ Courtney, what you doing here?
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I thought you're supposed
to be staying with your aunt.
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I changed my mind.
She got the note.
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You could have called me
and give me a heads‐up.
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I'm trying not to be a burden.
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Put your bags in your room.
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Hi, I'm Courtney,
Dirk's daughter.
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Vanessa.
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Mm‐hmm.
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A daughter.
You never mentioned that.
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Oh, I forgot.
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How could you forget
you have a daughter?
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'Cause all I was thinking
about was you, baby.
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You know what, Dirk?
I'm gonna go.
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No, wait,
she could stay at her room.
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She's not gonna hear nothing.
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(Courtney)
'Yes, I can.'
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‐ We could just shut her door.
‐ 'It is shut.'
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‐ Goodbye, Dirk.
‐ No, wait, let me..
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Look, I'm gonna put the pillow
on her head.
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These two big ass pillows,
I'll put them on her head.
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Both on her head.
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‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
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I need you
to take me to the mall.
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‐ I forgot to pack something.
‐ What? A hotel room?
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No. Bras.
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‐ Whoa, hey, hey, hey!
‐ Oh!
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‐ What's up?
‐ Hey.
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I didn't know you was home.
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I didn't know you was home too.
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‐ Hey, what's up? How do you do?
‐ Hey.
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‐ What?
‐ What?
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No, I thought
you said somethin'.
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No, no, I didn't say somethin'.
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Oh, alright.
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Why did you give me the letter?
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‐ I thought you should have it.
‐ But what did you want?
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I wanted you to have it
and now you do.
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Uh, uh, Robert,
you're not hearing me.
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What did you want?
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I mean, did you want me
to throw myself at your feet
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and say I'm sorry, Robert
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that, that
you're a really great guy
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and that the whole divorce
was my stupid mistake?
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Well, not at my feet,
but somethin' like that.
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Oh, you are unbelievable.
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You know what, Neesee, you are
hilarious. You know why?
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Because you're mad because you
walked out on the wrong dude.
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Oh, please, dude,
we had a lot more problems
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than what your little letter
could fix.
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It ain't like you were a ten.
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You're right, Neesee.
I'm not a ten.
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‐ Pff.
‐ I'm a big face 100.
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In monopoly money.
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‐ Were you plannin' to gamble‐‐
‐ You know what‐‐
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Hey, I'm having an emergency!
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I'm having an emergency!
228
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,302
Courtney's in the car. I need
you to take her bra shoppin'.
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00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,006
We're in the middle
of somethin', babe.
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I don't care!
I'm having a crisis!
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And so are we.
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Now you're her father and I know
you bought a bra‐‐
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You don't understand, okay?
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This is gonna completely ruin
bra shoppin' forever.
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It's like when I was six
and I accidentally saw
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my Aunt Lucinda
steppin' out of the tub.
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God clearly does not want me
to enjoy breasts.
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Hey, look, Dirk, I feel you
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but we're in the middle
of somethin', bro.
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You don't understand either,
see?
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You got a boy, you're lucky.
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Boys are so much easier.
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I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
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Okay.
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Bobby James!
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I didn't mean anything.
247
00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:52,405
I just wanted to show how cool
it was to turn into a James man.
248
00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:54,442
[chuckles]
It's cool, son
249
00:11:54,475 --> 00:11:56,446
but like we told you,
you're growing up now
250
00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:58,550
and as you grow up,
your private parts become‐‐
251
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,189
‐ A little more private.
‐ Right.
252
00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:03,827
Is that why grandma wears
such big underwear?
253
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,971
You know he's talking
about your mama?
254
00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,708
Hey, look, Bobby,
we know you're excited.
255
00:12:10,741 --> 00:12:14,682
I mean, when I got
my first hair, I was excited.
256
00:12:14,716 --> 00:12:17,922
‐ Did you name yours too?
‐ No. Did you?
257
00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:21,229
Yeah, George,
after the first president.
258
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,804
Hey, look, when I got mine, pff
259
00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:28,377
boy, I used to shampoo it
260
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,879
put a little [indistinct] on it
261
00:12:29,912 --> 00:12:31,449
and I couldn't wait
to get two more
262
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,320
so I can corn‐roll it.
263
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:37,461
So, Neesee, you wanna tell us
about yours?
264
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:41,336
No, and I don't know why
we're talking about yours.
265
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,607
Bobby, what's important is that
you keep your pants closed.
266
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,413
What's down there is for you
and only you.
267
00:12:46,446 --> 00:12:47,848
So when George
start havin' friends
268
00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:51,389
don't go introducin' them
to anybody either.
269
00:12:51,423 --> 00:12:52,458
Yes, ma'am.
270
00:12:52,491 --> 00:12:53,527
Can I go into the kitchen
271
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,397
and think about what I did?
272
00:12:55,431 --> 00:12:56,533
You sure can.
273
00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,274
Hey, and while you're in there
274
00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:02,578
you can grab a sponge
and bust those suds.
275
00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:05,451
And get used to it 'cause that's
your job for the next month.
276
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:06,886
Oh, man.
277
00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:12,431
[laughs]
278
00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:14,836
Oh, my God.
279
00:13:14,869 --> 00:13:16,339
Can you imagine the looks
we're gonna get
280
00:13:16,372 --> 00:13:17,976
at the next PTA meeting?
281
00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:21,316
Sure, we might get
a couple of high‐fives.
282
00:13:25,057 --> 00:13:27,895
So, yo, we never really
got a chance to finish
283
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:30,768
what we were talkin' about
before the school called.
284
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:32,671
Are we cool?
285
00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:35,344
Uh, hey, why wouldn't we be?
286
00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:37,047
What happened happened.
287
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,619
Oh, I‐I just want to make sure.
288
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,756
No, yeah, yeah, we, we cool.
289
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:44,929
Okay.
290
00:13:54,048 --> 00:13:55,784
Daddy, what one
do you like better?
291
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,788
The black or the blue?
292
00:13:57,822 --> 00:14:00,962
I don't, I, I don't know.
293
00:14:00,995 --> 00:14:03,800
Ooh, red really makes
a statement.
294
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,773
Should I get the one that opens
in the front or the back?
295
00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:09,312
I don't know.
296
00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:12,384
What about strapless?
Those are really cute, huh?
297
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,591
Help!
Can I get some help, please?
298
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:16,793
Yes, sir. How can I assist you?
299
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,063
Ah, my daughter needs a bra.
300
00:14:18,096 --> 00:14:19,967
I need a shot of tequila
and a tall building
301
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,703
with a open window.
302
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,540
I'll take her back
to the dressing room.
303
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:24,709
Thank you.
304
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,721
Hey, how you doin'?
305
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,925
Dad, can you help me
find some underwear to match?
306
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,595
I like thongs.
307
00:14:42,044 --> 00:14:45,083
[scoffs]
I am just so mad at him
right now.
308
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,421
I mean, if I wrote someone
a letter and they didn't respond
309
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,592
I would ask them,
"Did you read my letter?"
310
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,995
And I would say, "What letter?"
and they would say
311
00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:52,798
"The letter I wrote,"
and I would say
312
00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:54,068
"No, I didn't get your letter."
313
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,873
Why couldn't he just do that?
314
00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:58,944
You think things would have
turned out different?
315
00:14:58,978 --> 00:15:00,847
Uh, I don't know.
316
00:15:00,881 --> 00:15:04,422
Um, maybe I wouldn't have
packed up and left.
317
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:05,657
Maybe I would have just slept
318
00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:07,461
in the other room
for a couple of nights.
319
00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:10,000
‐ There's a lot of maybes.
‐ And there's the other thing.
320
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:12,371
We were talking about
maybe havin' another baby.
321
00:15:12,404 --> 00:15:15,510
‐ A baby?
‐ Yeah.
322
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:17,983
And you know
what else is so cold?
323
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,721
The man I thought I divorced
is not the man I divorced.
324
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,791
Which means the man I've been
livin' with it is not the man
325
00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:24,662
I thought I've been livin' with.
326
00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:27,034
So you're feeling as if
you've been deceived?
327
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,005
Well, aren't you feelin' it?
328
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:34,782
I mean, how are we
supposed to get back
329
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,085
to the way it was before?
330
00:15:36,119 --> 00:15:37,888
‐ Before the divorce?
‐ No, hell, no.
331
00:15:37,922 --> 00:15:41,162
Before the letter,
when I thought he was an ass.
332
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:43,934
I mean, but I have
come to terms with that.
333
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:48,443
I mean, but this whole time,
he been thinkin' I'm the ass.
334
00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:51,616
Because how could someone who
loved him as much as I loved him
335
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:54,455
read that letter and then leave?
336
00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:03,540
It's never gonna be the same,
is it?
337
00:16:05,577 --> 00:16:07,781
It's gonna be
what you make it, Neesee.
338
00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:19,538
Hey, son.
Need some help with that?
339
00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:21,743
Yes, please.
340
00:16:21,776 --> 00:16:24,615
Oh, God, what did you eat today?
341
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,085
A lot of beef.
342
00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:29,725
‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Yeah.
343
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,896
Why do we have hair down there?
344
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,773
Uh, well, son, i‐it's, um
345
00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:39,645
it's like the bling‐bling
on your thing‐thing.
346
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,157
Remember the other day when
we were watchin' animal channel
347
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:46,826
and the cat had the whiskers?
348
00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:49,231
Oh, to protect itself
and to also let it know
349
00:16:49,265 --> 00:16:51,502
when it's getting
into a tight place.
350
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,913
Um, no, not like whiskers.
351
00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:59,953
‐ Um‐‐
‐ So is it to keep us warm?
352
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:02,959
Yes. I like that.
Yes, it's for warmth.
353
00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:04,829
You must be really warm, dad,
because you have‐‐
354
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:09,071
Son, you really need
to start knockin'
355
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:11,843
before you come
into the bathroom, okay?
356
00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,580
Sorry about that.
357
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,650
Listen, Bobby,
your body is gonna
358
00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:17,554
go through a lot of changes,
alright?
359
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:18,723
You're gonna get taller
360
00:17:18,757 --> 00:17:20,894
and you're probably
gonna get pimples.
361
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:23,800
And your voice
is gonna get deeper.
362
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,871
‐ Like this?
‐ Little deeper.
363
00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:27,541
[deep voice]
Like this?
364
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:30,781
Yeah. Like that.
365
00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:32,518
So then will I be a man?
366
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,023
No, son, see..
367
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:37,594
...all of those things
don't make you a man.
368
00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:40,867
Being a man is not how you look,
it's how you do.
369
00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:44,976
[deep voice]
Okay.
370
00:17:46,813 --> 00:17:48,950
‐ Can you give me a lift?
‐ Sure.
371
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:55,564
Oh. Hey, stay. Stay.
372
00:17:55,597 --> 00:17:58,536
Yeah, and‐and don't
let me tell you
373
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,874
about flashin'
little girls again.
374
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,945
Now go to bed!
375
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:05,851
Oh, man!
376
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,888
I'll be upstairs to tuck you in
in a minute, alright?
377
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,191
‐ Alright.
‐ I love you, son.
378
00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:10,995
I love you, too, dad.
379
00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:19,812
Oh, hey, I didn't even hear you
come in.
380
00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:22,684
Listen, consider that situation
with Bobby handled.
381
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:27,561
Hello?
382
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,905
‐ Robert, this letter..
‐ Oh, not again.
383
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,775
Yes, again.
384
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,813
I mean, did you think that you
could just give me this letter
385
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:38,783
and everything will go back
to bein' the same?
386
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,923
No, I didn't expect everything
to go back to being the same.
387
00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:46,799
I wanted you
to look at me differently.
388
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,969
[sighs]
389
00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:50,774
Well, I do.
390
00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:53,713
Okay.
391
00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:03,199
And that's why I'm movin' out.
392
00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:12,184
Okay. I mean..
393
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,127
...if that's what you feel like
you have to do.
394
00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,269
Yes, it is.
395
00:19:27,281 --> 00:19:30,153
[Bobby screams]
396
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:32,891
W‐w‐w‐what's wrong, baby?
397
00:19:32,925 --> 00:19:35,197
[panting]
398
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,167
I was fixing George..
399
00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:41,609
...and he fell out.
400
00:19:43,213 --> 00:19:45,817
The good news is
he's somewhere in your brush.
401
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,368
It's all good.
402
00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:08,396
[indistinct chatter on TV]
403
00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:13,598
I got a postcard from mom.
She's really loving Tuscany.
404
00:20:13,632 --> 00:20:15,568
Yeah, I'm sure she is.
When's she leavin'?
405
00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:17,572
‐ Monday.
‐ Thank God.
406
00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:19,543
Then she goes to India
till February.
407
00:20:20,813 --> 00:20:22,015
Next time you're out
408
00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:24,319
can you pick me up
some feminine products?
409
00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:28,728
You better be talkin'
about a Easy‐Bake Oven.
410
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,740
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