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It�was�early�afternoon,
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when�retired�nurse�Rita
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and�her�unemployed�cousin
Mavis�were�having�a�visit.
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(coughing)
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00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:17,584
Mavis�had�been�anxious
all�day�about�an�email,
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an�email�that�would
change�her�life�forever.
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Any�word�yet?
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Not�yet.
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Just�strugglin'.
If�I�get�this�job,
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00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,528
I'll�gotta�move
my�family�to�Island�Lake.
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00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,997
And�they�got�them
big�uncles�up�there.
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Lips:�What�happens�next
is�unexplainable.
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-�(phone�chiming)
-�(gasping)
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Hold�on.
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Ho'leh!
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I�got�the�dang�job,�but�they
want�an�answer�right�away.
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Lips:�Mavis�started
to�lose�her�mind,
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and�all�Rita�could�offer�was�a
connection�to�another�world...
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Well,�pray�on�it.
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...the�Spirit�World.
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Ehh.
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What?�That's�all�I�got.
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Lips:�Soon�after,�the�sign
they�hoped�for�arrived...
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or�so�they�thought.
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(eagle�screeching)
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Mah!�Did�you�hear�that?
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Ho'leh!�That's�an�eagle!
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-�(eagle�screeching)
-�Ever�deadly�sign!
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Say�yes�to�the�job!
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-�(phone�whooshing)
-�Chi�Miigs!
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Job's�mine.
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Lips:
That's�when�Mavis�got�jarr'd.
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How�hard�was�she�jarr'd?
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Pretty�hard.
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The�bird�she�had�seen
was�not�an�eagle�at�all.
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Ever�sick,�that's�a�vulture!
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That's�not�a�good�sign�at�all!
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(screeching)
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See?
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That's�why�you
don't�use�moon'ya�tobacco.
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Ho'leh!
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What�did�the�vulture�mean...
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and�what�did�it�want?
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Was�it�impersonating
an�eagle�or�just�flying�by?
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Or�was�it�trying�to�warn�Mavis
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that�the�job�would�bring�a
lifetime�of�big,�muskeg�uncles?
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Coming�up�next,
we�talk�to�the�vulture.
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Yes,�I�can�love�you�baby
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All�night�long
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Rise�and�shine,�Grouse�Lake.
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That�was�Slappy�Brown
and�the�Knits,
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and�this�is�Laughingstick
in�the�Morning.
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Beautiful�day�out�there.
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Saw�Bruce�the�meat�guy
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unloading�big�slabs�of�meat
down�at�the�North�Store.
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So,�you�better
get�your�hands�on�a�ham
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before�they're�all�snatched�up.
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I've�seen�people�rip�through
a�freezer�full�of�hams
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like�bears�in�a�dumpster.
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Speaking�of�Bears
in�a�Dumpster,
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here's�their�latest�hit�-
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"Cryin'�in�the�Nude."
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(Country�music
playing�on�radio)
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(Paul�yawning)
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(grunting)
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(laughing�derisively)
Look�who�it�is!
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Eddie�the�Eagle�himself!
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What?�They�run�outta�coffee�down
at�the�band�office�or�what?
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Yeah,�sure.�Let's�go�with�that.
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Oh.�Good�morning,�Mom.
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Ed�was�just
buying�chips,�right,�Ed?
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Yeah,�sure.
Just�buying�Chips.
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Ed...
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doesn't�buy�things.
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Ed.
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My�Mom's�house.
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Rita�(in�his�mind:)�Ed�was�just
buying�chips,�right,�Ed?
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Morning-time.
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Ed�(in�his�mind:)�Yeah,�sure,
just�buying�chips.
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No!
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-�I�was�gonna�tell�you.
-�Paul:�Someone�crack�a�window!
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I�can't�breathe!
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-�Maybe�you�should�sit�down.
-�I'm�getting�dizzy!
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I'm�seeing...
I'm�calling�the�cops!
85
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What?�The�police?
86
00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,546
-�(Paul�groaning)
-�I�got�priors,�eh.
87
00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,914
(body�thudding)
88
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I�brought�you�some�bannock.
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I'm�not�even�hungry.
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Okay,�I�need�to�say�something.
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00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,724
I've�been�seeing�Ed,
but�there's�been�others.
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Other�men?
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What?!
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00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,329
This�is�the�first
I've�heard�of�this.
95
00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:27,233
Sometimes,�when�I�said
I�was�going�to�bingo,
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it�was�actually�a�lie.
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00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:32,171
Okay,�great!�So,�my�mom's
a�trickster,�too.
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Well,�I�didn't�tell�you�because
I�knew�you'd�take�it�bad.
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I�can�handle�stuff.
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I'm�not�Baby�Paul.
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I'm�Man�Paul.
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Would�Baby�Paul�invite�Ed
over�for�some�bannock?
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Or�is�that�something
Man�Paul�would�do?
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Really?�Give�him�a�chance.
He's�a�really�sweet�man.
105
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Sweet�like�a�raisin.
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(door�opening,�closing)
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Ed,�you�want�Man�Paul,
108
00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,604
fuckin'�gonna�get�Man�Paul.
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00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,806
You�want�a�juice�box?
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Yes,�Mama!
111
00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,545
See�the�big�man�cry
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00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,948
See�the�big�man�cry
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00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,452
See�the�big�man�cry
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00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,956
As�I�walked�out
on�the�street�today
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Hey,�Brady.
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The�heck?
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White�boy�just�strugglin'.
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(Muzak�playing�over�P.A.)
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Brady:�Okay...
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Hey,�everyone!
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00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,059
Come�see�Brady�the�sad�loser.
122
00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:03,029
He�has�nothing�better�to�do
but�cry�at�his�old�work.
123
00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,398
Hurry!
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00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:08,167
Oh!�oh!�Now�he's�running�away
like�such�a�stupid�baby!
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Look�at�him!
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Hurry!
127
00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:16,576
Lips:�Got�a�hot�cup�of
coffee�and�a�hot�cup�of�tea.
128
00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,579
Lips,�man...
I've�got�work�to�do.
129
00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:22,382
Shh!�Didja�hear?
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00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,417
Brady�got�fired.
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00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:28,087
I�thought�he�was�looking�rough.
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00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,757
Didja�know�he�took�the
blame�for�smashing�the�TV?
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00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,024
Jo,�you�did�that.
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00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,793
I�know�I�did�that!
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00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,763
Dammit,�Brady.
136
00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,968
He's�doing�this�'cause...
137
00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,903
he�got�a�thing�for�me.
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00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,371
What?�No.
139
00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,039
I'm�the�cops,
I�would�know�about�that.
140
00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,809
Well,�Lips,�maybe�you're�not
that�great�at�being�the�cops.
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00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,144
Ouch.
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00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,080
Great.
So,�now,�I�have�to�fix�this.
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00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,752
Oh,�yeah?�If�I'm�not�good
at�being�the�cops,
144
00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,754
then�how�come�I�know
your�mom�is�snagging�Ed?
145
00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,623
Would�a�bad�cop�know�that?
146
00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,558
So,�what�brings�you�here...
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00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,059
Grady?
148
00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,561
Oh,�I�was�doing,�uh...
149
00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:09,595
-�Please.
-�Yeah,�okay.
150
00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,631
I�was�doing�some�bush�pilot�work
151
00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:14,133
because�I'm�a�bush�pilot,
and�uh...
152
00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,336
I�saw�this�bright�light�in�the
sky�and�then...�aliens.
153
00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,504
-�Huh.
-�So,�uh...
154
00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,906
Then,�I�woke�up�on�a�barge
155
00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,474
that�was�heading�straight
for�Grouse�Lake.
156
00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:24,243
Barge?�Okay.
157
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,012
Well,�that�is�one�crazy�story.
158
00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,781
Anyway,�I'm�not�sure
how�you�could�use�me,
159
00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,918
but,�uh,�I'd�love�a�crack
at�the�manager's�position.
160
00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,820
Oh,�wow.�Um...�okay.
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00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,822
Well,�listen,�Brady--
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oh,�sorry.
163
00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,493
I�mean,�Grady,�I'm�sorry,
164
00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:43,095
but�that�position
has�been�filled.
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00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,932
Oh.�Uh...
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00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,533
That�sucks.
167
00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,369
Oh!�But�Bruce�does
need�an�assistant.
168
00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:52,371
Hey,�Bruce!
169
00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,474
Brucey�boy,
come�on�over�here!
170
00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,476
-�You're�gonna�love�this�guy.
-�Bruce:�Sure,�Greggy�boy!
171
00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,344
-�Oh!
-�Bruce:�Oh,�watch�out!
172
00:07:58,377 --> 00:07:59,679
-�(laughing)
-�Come�here!
173
00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:00,847
Greg:�Oh,�you�got�me�again!
174
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,014
(laughing)
175
00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,784
Wait!�Don't�I�know�you?
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00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,719
No,�no.�Name's�Grady.
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00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,055
Sweet�suspenders,�bro.
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00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:10,523
Oh,�yeah.
179
00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:13,526
Name's�Bruce.
Welcome�to�the�meat�department.
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00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:16,128
Everyone�loves�Bruce.
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00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,564
If�Bruce�don't�love�you,
you�got�problems!
182
00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:19,799
Greg:�You�heard�him!
183
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,000
-�Oh,�watch�out.
-�Oh,�oh,�oh!
184
00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,735
-�Watch�out!
-�You�got�me�again!
185
00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:23,870
He�sneaks�up�on�me.
186
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,205
-�Bruce:�This�guy...
-�(Greg�laughing)
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00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,017
Ma!
188
00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,653
Raisins�in�the�bannock?
Since�when?
189
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,722
It's�the�way�Ed�likes�them.
190
00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,090
Gimme�yours,�then.
191
00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:47,560
Oh,�here�we�go,�Ed�the�mooch.
You�know�what�Ed?
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00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:51,564
You're�a�lot�like�these�old,
193
00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,499
dried�up�raisins�-
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00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,201
You�make�everything�shitty.
195
00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:58,604
(sniffing)
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00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:02,241
Still�smells�like�raisins�to�me.
197
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,610
Did�Ed�tell�you
198
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,213
that�I'm�going
into�business�with�him
199
00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,882
on�his�ecotourism�idea?
200
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,351
I'm�doing�the�merch!
201
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,520
Ed:�"I'm�bananas�for
Ed's�monkey�zoo!"
202
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,089
(laughing)
203
00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,591
Try�it�on,�boy.
204
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,960
Why�don't...
205
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,429
you�try�it�on?
206
00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,532
Your�mom�went�through�the
trouble�of�making�it.
207
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,434
Show�some�respect.
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00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,069
You...
(chuckling)
209
00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,539
...can't�tell�me...�what�to�do.
210
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,544
That's�enough!
211
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,879
Clearly�you�can't�handle�this.
212
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,147
Ma!�No!
213
00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,950
We're�just�playing�around!
214
00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,985
We're�just�bonding,�that's�all.
215
00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:52,124
In�fact,�me�and�Ed�are
gonna�go�and�hang�out,
216
00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,728
really�get�to�know�one�another.
217
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:59,765
Yeah,�we're�gonna
get�real�tight.
218
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,336
It's�go�time,�Ed.
219
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,104
You�want�to�take�a�swing?
220
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:08,441
Go�ahead,�boy.
Take�a�swing.
221
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:12,178
I've�been�waiting
to�do�this�all�day.
222
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,280
("Inuk"
by�Northern�Haze�plays)
223
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,586
(grunting)
224
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,088
Whoa!
225
00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,962
Whoa!
226
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,163
(grunting)
227
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,338
And�stay�away�from�your�mom!
228
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,309
(groaning)
229
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,715
(gasping)
What?
230
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,354
(cackling)
231
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,956
Paul:�No!
232
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,059
I�have�your�favourite.
233
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,994
-�What's�that?
-�Raisins.
234
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,529
(groaning)
235
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,231
You�love�raisins!
236
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,999
You're�not�my�dad!
237
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,467
You�love�raisins!
238
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,803
-�You're�not�my�dad!
-�(cackling)
239
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,471
You're�not�my�dad!
240
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,075
I�hate�raisins!
You're�not�my�dad!
241
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,643
You're�not�my�dad!�What?
242
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,212
What?�Wha...
(breathing�heavily)
243
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,215
Oh!�Oh!
244
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,918
You're�fok'n
finished,�raisin�man.
245
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,653
Agnes:�What's�that,�my�boy?
246
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,989
Nothing,�Mama.
(chuckling)
247
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,058
Nothing�at�all.
248
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,693
Ed:�Keep�it�down�in�there
249
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,528
or�I'll�give�you
something�to�cry�about!
250
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:39,598
Leave�me�alone!�Oh...
251
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:43,502
I�can't�believe�a�sky�person
visited�you,�man!
252
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,373
Yeah,�it's--�yeah,�it's�a�crazy
story,�but�it's�true.
253
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,109
Yer�hands�down,�the�coolest
white�guy�I've�ever�worked�with.
254
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,944
Oh,�yeah?�Uh...
255
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,713
What�about�that�old�manager
who�used�to�work�here?
256
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,747
Brady?
257
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,016
I�hate�that�guy.�One�time,
258
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,584
I�tried�to�give�him�lice,
but�they�wouldn't�take.
259
00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,853
Oh,�and�another�time,
260
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,189
I�put�live�spiders�in�his�desk.
261
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,223
(Regular�voice:)�That�was�you?!
262
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,524
(Gruff�voice:)�Oh,�I�mean,
263
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,294
I�heard�about�that
in�my�logging�camp.
264
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,296
I�thought�you�were�a�bush�pilot?
265
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,365
I�am.�I�do�both.
266
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,633
Yeah,�log�and�fly.
267
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,269
You�know...
268
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,705
you�look�just�like�Brady.
269
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,957
Just�fok'n�with�you!
270
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:41,494
I'd�never�say�you�look�like
that�loser�Brady.
271
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,995
If�he�was�here�right�now,
272
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:46,465
I'd�probably�punch�him�out
or�give�him�lice.
273
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,735
(chuckling)
Yeah,�lice�is�always�funny.
274
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,843
Moochin'�from
the�canteen�I�see?
275
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,979
-�Don't�you�have�homework?
-�Nah.
276
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,348
I�was�supposed�to�go�grocery
shopping�for�my�mom,
277
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,950
but�I'm�having�trouble
reading�her�list,
278
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,919
and�I�was�wondering�maybe
if�you�could�help�me.
279
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,454
Bring�it�here,�boy.
280
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,296
"Dear�Agnes,�my�name�is�Ed,
and�I'm...
281
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,835
(chuckling)
"I'm�a�cheater,�a�mooch,
282
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:26,205
"I�think�monkeys�are
sexually�attractive."
283
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,941
You�think�this�is�gonna�keep�me
from�seeing�your�Ma?
284
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,709
Okay,�then.
285
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:34,847
"Don't�tell�anyone,�for
I'm�a�huge�monkey�pervert.
286
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,116
"Signed,�Ed."
287
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,651
Pfft.
288
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,320
This�is�not�the�first�time�I
heard�this�monkey�pervert�stuff.
289
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,789
Yer�not�my�first�step-son.
290
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,125
You're�not�my
step�anything,�bro.
291
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,295
Mom!
292
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,198
Listen�to�this!
293
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,733
Ed�(on�tape:)�Dear�Agnes,
my�name�is�Ed,�and�I'm...
294
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,403
(chuckling)
I'm�a�cheater,�a�mooch,
295
00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,239
I�think�monkeys�are
sexually�attractive.
296
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,508
Don't�tell�anyone,
297
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,711
for�I'm�a�huge�monkey�pervert.
298
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,914
(Ed�laughing)
299
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,587
I'm�just�gonna�come�out�with�it.
300
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,856
I'm�the�one�that�broke�the�TV.
301
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,558
You�broke�the�TV?
302
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,027
Okay.�What�happened?
303
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,163
Nothing�major.
304
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,533
Just�threw�a�can�of�food�at
a�skinny�teen�and�missed.
305
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,835
That�sounds�major�to�me.
306
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,437
Brady�lied�to�protect�me.
307
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,106
He�should�never�have�been�fired.
308
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,574
Actually,�he�was
fired�for�a�series
309
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,776
of�financial�inconsist...
310
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,846
Okay.�Look,�I�like�Brady.
311
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,250
Okay?
That's�why�I�hired�Grady.
312
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,886
Wait,�who's�Grady?
313
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,591
What�the�hell?
314
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,527
Brady,�come�over�here.
315
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,698
This�lady�just�called�me�Brady!
316
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,800
Hey�Jo,�get�your�eyes�checked.
317
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:06,605
(chuckling)
It's�Grady,�actually.
318
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,541
If�you�see�Brady,
319
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,545
let�him�know�that�he�didn't�have
to�take�the�blame�for�the�TV,
320
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,650
and�I'm�more�than�happy
to�pay�him�back,
321
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,952
and�he�didn't�have�to
do�that�stuff�for�me.
322
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,087
Well,�I�don't�know�if
I'm�gonna�see�Brady.
323
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,722
I�mean,
I�don't�even�know�the�guy.
324
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,991
But,�uh...�I'm�sure�he'd�say
325
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,727
that�he'd�do�that�for
anyone�in�the�community.
326
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,297
I�actually�think�you're�right.
327
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,631
Okay.
328
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:38,938
Wow!�Oh,�yeah,
that's�some�beautiful�work.
329
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,917
Hello,�Ed.
330
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,652
Let's�make--
331
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,154
Is�that�a�sex�sweater?
332
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,255
The�hell!
333
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,190
You�getting�fussy,�boy?
334
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,325
I�think�it's�past�your�bedtime.
335
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:03,095
Man!�Cover�that�shit�up.
It's�gross!
336
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,129
God...
337
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,932
Fuckin'�cancel�culture.
338
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,536
Hurry�up!�Jeez!
339
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,937
And�you're�wiping�that
chair�when�you're�done!
340
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,205
God...
341
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,540
All�right,�good.
342
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,775
Now,�that�you�put�your
little�raisins�away,
343
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,813
Ed,�let's�make�a�deal.
344
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,815
All�this�can�be�yours.
345
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,617
All�you�gotta�do�is
leave�my�mom�alone
346
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,287
and�mooch�a�ride
right�on�outta�here.
347
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:33,559
What�do�you�think,�Ed?
Take�it.
348
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,729
I�know�you�want�it,�Ed.
Take�it!
349
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,797
Take�it...
350
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,868
I�can't�do�it.
351
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,670
I�can't.
If�you�want�to�bribe�me
352
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:48,807
to�stay�away�from�your�mom,�you
shoulda�offered�me�a�whole�$20.
353
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,376
Cheap�ass.
354
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,412
Ho'leh�heck!
You�two�idiots!
355
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,813
Mom,�Ed�beats�me!
356
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,550
Oh,�shut�it.�This�is�why
I�don't�tell�you�nothing.
357
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,252
(Speaking�Indigenous�language)
358
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,388
All�I'm�worth�to�you
is�twenty�bucks?
359
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,891
I'm�sick�of�mooches
and�I'm�sick�of�big�babies!
360
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,760
Get�out!
361
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,328
-�But...�But...
362
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,664
And�leave�the�shirt,�it's�mine.
363
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,102
Ugh.
364
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,874
11�Lil'�Fatties.
365
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,877
12.�12�Lil'�Fatties.
366
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,445
-�13�Lil'�Fatt--
-�Greg?
367
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,081
Can�I�see�you�for�a�minute?
368
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,116
Sure.
369
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,953
Oh.
370
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:39,391
You�let�Brady�go�because�of�some
financial�inconsistencies?
371
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,559
Yeah.
372
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,161
But...
373
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,963
All:
We�are�the�inconsistencies.
374
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,231
Shh.
375
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,833
Oh,�we're�doing�a...
376
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,335
Brady�lets�me�put�all�type
of�shit�on�layaway.
377
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,638
Started�small�at�first�-�some
jimmy-hats�and�body�spray.
378
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,606
Now,�I'm�putting
everything�on�layaway!
379
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,942
It's�rez'd�out.�I�got�this
washing�machine�in�my�room
380
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,077
and�I�don't�even�got�a�hook�up.
381
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,778
We�don't�have
a�lay-away�program.
382
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,314
That's�good,�Sterling.
That's�good.�Mavis...
383
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,283
Chief�and�Council�were�too�cheap
384
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,351
to�let�me�race�my
RC�cars�in�the�gym,
385
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,420
so�Brady�let�me�have�night
races�in�the�North�Store.
386
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,823
Gave�me�all�the
chips�n'�dip�I�wanted...
387
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,758
-�There�it�is.
-�...on�credit.
388
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,426
And�now,�I�owe
so�much�dip�money.
389
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,761
I'm�sure�you�do.
390
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,096
He�wouldn't�let�me�host
my�muskrat�fights,�though.
391
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,497
Muskrat?�I'm�sorry.
392
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,932
-�Jo:�That's�enough.
-�Did�she...?
393
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,600
Dean?
394
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,168
So,�Lil'�Tony�came
here�with�his�mom
395
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,870
to�get�him�a�USB�for�his�movies,
396
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,006
but�Brady�lied,
said�they�sold�out
397
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,708
because�he�knows
I'm�the�movie�man.
398
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,110
Dean,
that's�not�what�we�talked�about.
399
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,678
That's�not�what�we�talked�about.
400
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,546
No,�I'm�sure�it's�not.�Listen.
401
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,515
I�can't�give�Brady�his�job�back
402
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,451
just�because�you�all
put�on�a�nice�little�play.
403
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,953
(chuckling)
A�little�play...
404
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,387
A�little...
405
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:47,292
Yeah.�The�little�play
was�for�Brady.�But...
406
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,895
the�store's�lease�is�up�soon,
407
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,464
and�if�you�want
the�band�office�to�renew�it,
408
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,533
you'll�give�him�his�job�back.
409
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,235
Well,�I...
410
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,537
It's�gonna�take�a�lot�of�calls,
411
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,039
and,�uh,�I'm�gonna
have�to�call�HR,
412
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,841
but�I�love�HR,�so...
413
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,177
Okay,�fine,�fine.
Brady�can�have�his�job�back.
414
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,980
-�(cheering)
-�Oh,�you�guys!
415
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,582
Oh!�It's�me!�It's�me!
It�was�me�the�whole�time!
416
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,584
Oh!
417
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,587
The�mysterious�bush�pilot
was�me�the�whole�time!
418
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,389
Oh,�I'm�getting�that�now!
It's�the�same�guy!
419
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,491
Thank�you�so�much,
everyone.�Wow!
420
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,226
Bruce:�What?!
421
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,329
Oh!�Hey,�Brucey�boy,
come�on�over.
422
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,831
Whoa!
423
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,333
Wait.�Wait.
424
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,270
You're�Brady!�This�whole�time?!
425
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,540
Oh...
426
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,576
No!
427
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,419
(sighing)
Supper�for�Mom�is�almost�done.
428
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,188
Ed:�She's�here!
429
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,689
Both:�Surprise!
430
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,592
What?
What�are�you�both�doing�here?
431
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,695
Well,�Ed�and�I�both�realized
how�slack�we�were�being.
432
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,263
So,�we�thought
we�would�make�it�up�to�you
433
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,132
by�cooking�you
this�deadly�dinner.
434
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,634
That's�nice,
but�bad�timing.
435
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,936
Oh!
436
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,938
Hope�I'm�not�interrupting.
437
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,806
It's�okay,�Greg.
We'll�go�to�your�place.
438
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,108
I'll�get�my�Bingo�bag.
439
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,777
Paul:�Mom?
440
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,246
Can�we�go�back
to�the�way�things�were
441
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,315
before�I�knew�a�damn
thing�about�your�love�life?
442
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,482
Deal?
443
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,152
Deal.
444
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,121
(sighing)�Well,�Ed...
445
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,391
we've�been�through�a�lot.
I�think�we've�really�grown,
446
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,461
and�I�just�want�to
say�that�I�still...
447
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:30,996
really�hate�your�guts.
448
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,665
Right�back�at�you,�boy!
449
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,734
Don't�touch�me.
450
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,138
Bruce...�you�tried
to�give�me�lice.
451
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,809
You�put�live�spiders�in�my�desk.
452
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,812
I�hate�your�guts.
453
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,248
But�you're�the�best�damn�meat
guy�I've�ever�seen.
454
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,216
So,�if�we're�gonna
continue�to�work�together,
455
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,986
we're�gonna�have�to�settle
things�here,�today,
456
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,054
like�men.
457
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,589
It's�tether-time!
458
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,657
Screw�you,�Brady.
459
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,169
("Inuk"
by�Northern�Haze�plays)
460
00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:15,769
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