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Yo,�check�it�out.
That's�my�gramps.
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The�guy's�deadly.
3
00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:10,377
Cooked�the�grouse�over�the�fire
4
00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,379
this�one�time
with�his�bare�hands.
5
00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,547
Didn't�even�flinch.
6
00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:17,017
My�uncle�said,�this�one�time,
a�moose�ran�up�behind�him
7
00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,019
while�he�was�pissin',
8
00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,420
grabbed�his�gun
and�shot�it�twice.
9
00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,856
Didn't�even�put�his�cock�away.
10
00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,325
All�right,�here's�your�delivery.
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00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,695
Fuck,�that�old�man's�a�legend.
12
00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,097
He's�probably�on�his�way
to�his�trap�line�now.
13
00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,500
My�cousin�says�he�lives
straight�up�off�the�land.
14
00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,169
Doesn't�even�fuck
with�the�store.
15
00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,740
(sighing)
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00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,081
(sighing�contentedly)
17
00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,357
(sighing�contentedly)
18
00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:00,960
Mmm...
19
00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,397
Mmm...
20
00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,303
Woman�on�TV:
Okay,�we're�back!�We're�back!
21
00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,307
If�you�think�polka-dots�are
old-fashioned,�think�again.
22
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(chuckling)
23
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Yes,�I�can�love�you�baby
24
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All�night�long
25
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A�beautiful�sight
26
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Coming�down�the�isle
27
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An�angel�in�white
28
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Lil'�Fatty's,�Fat�Spring�Meadow
laundry�detergent.
29
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Gotta�keep�my�sex�sweater
fresh�for�my�b'eb.
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Oh!
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I�wrote,
"Back�together�with�my�honey,"
32
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on�our�Rose�and�Paul�4-eva�page.
33
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Let's�see�how�much
love�our�love�got.
34
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Look�what�Jo�wrote.
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Man!
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Jo's�a�hater.
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"You�guys�won't�last�a�week."
(scoffing)
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"I'll�give�you
a�thousand�dollars
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"if�we�don't�last�the�week."
40
00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,656
Where�are�you�going�to�get
a�thousand�bucks�from?
41
00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,859
Duh,�my�child�tax.
42
00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,128
B'eb,�look�what�she�says!
43
00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,865
"LOL!�I'll�take�your�money,�no
problem."
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Done!
(chuckling)
45
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This�is�my�bet.
46
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That's�not�a�bet.
What�do�you�get�out�of�it?
47
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Shit.�Hold�on.
48
00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:25,278
"And�if�you�lose,�you�have
to�give�me�a�thousand�dollars."
49
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She�says,�"Too�late."
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Whatever.
51
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The�look�on�her�stupid�face
when�we�win�is�all�I�need.
52
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But�we�can't�break�up.
53
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You�squirreled�away�a�grand
and�didn't�tell�me?
54
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I�told�you�I�was
saving�my�child�tax
55
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for�when�I�go�back�to�the�city.
56
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You're�just�saving�up
so�you�can�take�off�again?
57
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And�how�are�you�still�getting
child�tax�in�your�thirties?
58
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My�mom�still�gets�it.
59
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And�then,
she�gives�it�to�her�best�boy.
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Hey,�Roger.
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Community�announcements.
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Hmm.�Say,�Jo.
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Chief�Deedee�in�her�office?
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Why?�Whaddya�want�from�her?
65
00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,715
Did�you�heard?
66
00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,151
The�band�has�an�extra
two�thousand�bucks.
67
00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,519
If�they�don't�spend�it,
68
00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,021
it�goes�back�to�the�feds.
69
00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,923
Why�do�you�care
about�the�surplus?
70
00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,558
'Cause�I�went�down�to�the�Chief
71
00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,093
and�I�asked,�"If�there's�any
extra�money,
72
00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,062
"can�I�buy�a�new�Bingo�machine?"
73
00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:18,531
And�she�said,
"Yes,�yes,�whatever�you�want."
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00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,433
The�fuck?
75
00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,102
And�I'm�not�just
getting�any�bingo�machine.
76
00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:26,172
Look�at�her.
77
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The�new�WinMax�5000�Elite�-
78
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the�Cadillac�of�Bingo�machines.
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That's�bullshit!
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I�asked�Chief�Deedee�to�use�the
surplus�on�an�exercise�machine
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for�those�skinny�teens
and�she�said�the�same�thing.
82
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I'll�just�go
ask�her�again,�then.
83
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Hurry�up,�then.
84
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Go�on,�then.
85
00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:56,636
Look,�Brady...
this�is�never�easy.
86
00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:57,704
Is�this�still�about
the�smashed�TV?
87
00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,439
Because�I�already�paid�for�it.
88
00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:00,573
This�is�really�bad,�Brady.
You�destroyed�your�own�store.
89
00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:01,774
Yeah,�but,
90
00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,243
like,�you�can't�make�an�omelette
91
00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,744
without�breaking
a�few�eggs,�right?
92
00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,779
-�Is�the�store�the�egg,�Brady?
-�Ehh.
93
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,715
Look,�this�is�serious,�okay?
94
00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,217
I'm�gonna�have�to�look�into
everything,�including�the�books.
95
00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,418
Until�then,�well...
96
00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,754
Well,�I'm�afraid
you're�suspended.
97
00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,422
-�Suspended?
-�I'm�sorry.
98
00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,591
But�yeah,�this�comes
right�from�headquarters.
99
00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,060
Now�I-I�hate�to�ask,�but...
100
00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,662
Oh,�come�on,�man.�Not�that.
101
00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,165
(sighing)
102
00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,807
Now,�my�review�should�be
done�by�the�end�of�the�week.
103
00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,010
Until�then,�I�need�you�to�clear
out�of�the�manager's�residence
104
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and�leave�behind�your�uniform.
105
00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,115
-�And�Brady...
-�Yeah?
106
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,183
I�know�you�have
two�fleece�vests,�okay?
107
00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,785
Don't�try�to�sneak�off�with�one.
108
00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,854
Oh�my�God.
Can�you�read�my�mind?
109
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Oh,�Brady...
110
00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,531
How�come�you�haven't�liked�my
new�Rezzie�&�Real�video?
111
00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,099
What?
112
00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,201
I�don't�know.�I�just--
I�haven't�seen�it�yet.
113
00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:05,672
You�should�be�watching
every�day�and�giving�me�likes.
114
00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:09,142
Hey�there,�my�Rezzie�&�Real�fam.
115
00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,111
So,�today,�I'm�going�to
show�you�how�to�make�a�natural
116
00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,781
and�delicious�lipstick�I�call
117
00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,849
Nacho�Dust�Lips.
118
00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,385
So,�to�make�Nacho�Dust�Lips,
119
00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,488
all�you�need�to�do�is�mix
non-ceremonial�bear�grease
120
00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,558
with�the�powder�from
a�big�bag�of�nacho�chips.
121
00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,193
Shout�out�to
my�honey�for�the�chips.
122
00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,128
-�Wait.�What?
-�So,�to�get�the�powder,
123
00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,664
you�simply�crush
the�bag,�like�this.
124
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(crunching)
125
00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,803
Just�really�smash�them�up�good.
126
00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,072
Are�those�my�weekend�chips?!
127
00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,306
You�actually�don't
need�a�lot�for�this,
128
00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,874
so�you�can�just
toss�out�the�rest.
129
00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:45,044
I-I�can't�even�watch
this�anymore.
130
00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,646
Are�you�seriously
tripping�over�chips?
131
00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,849
You�crushed�them�up,
like�they�meant�nothing!
132
00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,752
So,�weekend�chips�are�more
important�than�me.
133
00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,688
Your�sister's�already�looking
good�on�that�dumb�bet.
134
00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,056
No,�no,�no,�no,�no.
135
00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,059
I�love�you.
I�don't�love�chips.
136
00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,561
Here,�look.
137
00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,763
You�can�watch�whatever�you�like.
138
00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,599
Woman�on�TV:�Chips�-
we�know�you�love�them.
139
00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,769
Who�doesn't�love�chips?
140
00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,239
Crunchy,�salty,�sexy�chips?
141
00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:17,710
It�will�make�you�want
to�leave�your�woman.
142
00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:20,747
(loud�rock�guitar�playing)
143
00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,783
Remember�when�you�said�I�could
get�a�new�bingo�machine?
144
00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,518
But�the�skinny
teens�have�been�asking
145
00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,054
for�an�exercise
machine�for�months!
146
00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:30,223
Sorry.�Did�you�not�see�the�sign?
147
00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,258
(Electric�guitar�sounding)
148
00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,428
I�thought�that�was�a�joke�sign.
149
00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:37,096
-�(note�blaring)
-�But�you�promised!
150
00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,533
You�said,�"Yes,�yes,
whatever�you�want."
151
00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,235
You�know,�when�you�and�Roger
asked�me�for�money,
152
00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,103
I�was�probably
singing�my�new�song:
153
00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,406
"Yes,�Yes,�Whatever�You�Want."
154
00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,708
My�bad.�It's�a�real�earworm.
155
00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,644
Take�what�you�need,
I'm�going�for�a�jaunt
156
00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,480
Yes,�yes,�whatever�you�want
157
00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,915
So,�what�now?
158
00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,316
How�about�you�and�Roger�here
159
00:06:57,383 --> 00:07:00,286
pitch�me�your�ideas
on�Friday�and�I'll�pick?
160
00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,321
Let's�do�it�now!�I'm�ready.
161
00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:04,957
No.�Sorry.�Can't.
162
00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,292
-�(guitar�blaring)
-�(sighing)
163
00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:09,128
(guitar�blaring)
164
00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,963
-�(knocking)
-�Agnes:�Hey,�Brady,
165
00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:14,167
I�borrowed�these�from�the�store.
Your�favourite.
166
00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,902
Oh,�thanks.
167
00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,403
I'm�starving.
168
00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,839
All�they�give�us�here
are�Dean's�raw�dogs.
169
00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,407
Go�on,�eat�something.
170
00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,675
You're�getting�skinny,�Brady.
171
00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,177
Hey,�how�are�things
at�the�store?
172
00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,078
I�bet�that�Greg
is�a�real�hard-ass.
173
00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,147
Oof.�Everybody�loves�him.
174
00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,483
Bruce�meat�guy�keeps�saying
175
00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:32,351
that�he�wished�he
would�stay�forever,
176
00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,487
and�he�says�that
he's�better�than...
177
00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,955
How�do�you�say�it?
178
00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:38,524
"The�little�bitch�who
used�to�run�the�place,"
179
00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:39,926
whoever�that�is.
180
00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,628
That's�me,
I'm�the�little�bitch.
181
00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:46,165
Oh...
you're�the�little�B.
182
00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,467
Makes�sense.
183
00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,339
(voice�breaking:)
What's�Bruce's�problem?
184
00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:56,375
(sobbing)
185
00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:02,682
Man�on�TV:
Fabric�is�so�detailed.
186
00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:03,883
Your�hands,�they're�so...
187
00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,385
skilful.
188
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,724
I�could�watch�you
sew�all�day�long.
189
00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:16,696
Oh,�Tatanka,�I�love�that�you
love�the�things�I�love.
190
00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,168
Come�on,�man,
volley�that�shit!�God!
191
00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:25,571
Are�you�watching
men's�volleyball?
192
00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,974
Do�we�even�have
anything�in�common?
193
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,644
Okay,�here,�take�my�phone.
194
00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,714
We'll�watch�Reckless�Wings.
195
00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,851
What�is�it,�my�love?
196
00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,653
What�troubles�upon�your�brow?
197
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:44,991
Um...�can�you�ask�your�horse,
Comanche�to�cover�his�eyes?
198
00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,027
(whinnying)
199
00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,929
No.
200
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:57,203
-�(whinnying)
-�(woman�on�TV�moaning)
201
00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,543
I�want�you�to�try
something�I�made.
202
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:07,146
Mmm...
203
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,148
It's�gluten-free�bannock.
204
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,616
Try�some.
205
00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,985
Mmm...
206
00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,724
(crunching)
207
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,793
-�You�like�it?
-�Yeah,�I�love�how�hard�it�is.
208
00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:24,230
It's�like�giving
my�teeth�a�work�out.
209
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,165
Better�than�your�mom's?
210
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,934
(serious:)
Is�it�better�than�your�mom's?
211
00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,639
Then,�tell�her.
212
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,480
(phone�ringing)
213
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,182
Hey,�my�baby�boy.
214
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,484
I�was�just�thinking�about�you,
and�then�you�called.
215
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,357
What�did�you�just�say,�my�baby?
216
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,696
It's...
It's�better�than�mine?
217
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,101
Hol'eh!
218
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,937
-�Mama,�say�something!
-�(Agnes�sobbing)
219
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:09,942
-�Mama!
-�(sobbing)
220
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,651
Oh,�hey,�man.
221
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,386
Hey,�check�this�out.
222
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,122
Brady�found�this�box�of�old
fireworks�when�he�was�cleaning.
223
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,960
Hearing-lossers.
224
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,364
Finger-takers.
And�check�this�out.
225
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,199
That's�a�Creator�Stick!
226
00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,335
Yeah,�man.�Saving�these�for
later�to�cheer�up�Brady.
227
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,204
Brady:�Hey,
I�think�we�should�be�good�now.
228
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,872
Paul,�did�you�see�the�fireworks?
229
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:40,973
Yeah,�bro.
So,�you�in�or�what?
230
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,708
Um...
Uh,�hell�yeah!
231
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,210
-�Yeah!
-�Bam!
232
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,911
-�Dean:�Yeah!
-�Paul:�Hold�up.
233
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,713
Why�is�he�cleaning
gitch�on�a�board?
234
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,148
Why�is�there�a
bucketful�of�gitch?
235
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,349
And�why�do�you�have
a�frickin'�plunger?
236
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,884
I�don't�want�to�know.
237
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,554
Okay,
let's�get�these�up�on�here.
238
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,590
Dean:�Yeah,�making�good
progress�here.
239
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:05,197
Behold!
240
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:09,502
By�the�traditional
laws�of�band�funding,
241
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,038
we�have�met�at
this�chosen�ground
242
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,875
to�settle�now�and�for�always
243
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,877
who�gets�the�surplus?
244
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:22,581
Roger�Laughingstick�and�his
WinMax�5000�Bingo�machine?
245
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:26,552
It's�the�gold�plated
toilet�of�bingo�machines.
246
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,620
Or...
247
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,891
Jo�and�her�exercise�machine?
248
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,859
Okay�let's�get�started.
249
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:37,563
But,�wait!
There's�a�third�challenger,
250
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:41,267
who�I�must've�sang�"Yes,�Yes,
Whatever�You�Want"�to.
251
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,202
Anyways,
252
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,471
he�is�first.
253
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,141
I�got�four�words�for�you�guys:
254
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,211
"Ec�o�tour�ism."
255
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,147
Jo:�Beat�it,�Ed!
256
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,582
Go�on!
257
00:11:56,615 --> 00:12:00,553
Okay.�I'll�go�next.
258
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,255
Sterling:�Check�this�out.
259
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,990
What�does�our�future�look�like
260
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,626
if�our�youth�are�not�jacked?
261
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,995
How�are�they
supposed�to�get�jacked?
262
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,798
With�a�bingo�machine?
263
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,301
No�chance.
264
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,771
Studies�have�shown�that�the
endorphins�released
265
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,974
in�the�mind�of�a�youth
266
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,410
significantly�increases
267
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,746
when�they're�using
a�exercise�machine.
268
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:31,684
Are�future�is�headed�for�a�crash
if�we�continue�with�this�trend.
269
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,687
The�most�positive
future�we�could�have
270
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,190
is�in�direct�correlation�to
how�jacked�our�youth�are.
271
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,194
I�present�to�you�the
chair-lifting�exercise.
272
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,997
These�skinny�youth�could�barely
lift�these�chairs�up
273
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,633
with�their�spaghetti�arms.
274
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:51,437
I�present�to�you
the�pickle�jar�challenge.
275
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,039
Real�wimpy,�he�is.
276
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,942
Real�easy�that�was.
277
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,112
And�this�is�why
278
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,615
we�need�an�exercise�machine.
279
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,517
Well,�that's�my�little�pitch.
280
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,785
Chi�miigwetch.
281
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,388
Follow�that,�Laughingprick.
282
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,191
Meh.
283
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,062
It's�almost�picture�time.
284
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,131
So,�there's�these�firecrackers,
285
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,833
and�me,�Dean,�and�Brady,
286
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,869
we�want�to�go�light�'em�up
and�set�'em�off�later.
287
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,704
Ugh.�You're�so�shiny.
288
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,475
And�it's�not�even�for�fun.
It's�because�Brady's�real�sad.
289
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,077
Wait.�Picture�time?
290
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,648
Yeah.�We're�taking�a�family
photo�for�my�vision�board.
291
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,484
I�want�us�to�have�lots�of�kids.
292
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,419
Uh,�don't�manifest�me,�man.
293
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,821
Don't�talk�like�that
in�front�of�the�kids.
294
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,556
Kids?
295
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:48,561
Oh�shit!
296
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,162
I'm�gonna�go
freshen�up�my�gloss.
297
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,398
You�better�be�wearing�this
when�I�get�back.
298
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,607
Roger:�Close�your�eyes.
299
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,777
(flute�playing�ethereal�music)
300
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,279
Imagine�a�world
where�the�bingo�balls
301
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,281
don't�dart�out�of�the�machine
302
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,585
to�hit�an�unsuspecting
player's�eyes!
303
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,954
That's�never�even
happened�before!
304
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,427
If�we�don't�act,
305
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,296
the�results�will�be�deadly!
306
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,433
Just�overkill,�bro.
307
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,704
My�learned�friend�Jo
308
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,273
seems�to�be�a�fan
of�the�status�quo.
309
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:37,943
I�know�the�rest�of�you
want�to�save�lives.
310
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,579
So,�I�present�to�you...
311
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,316
the�future!
312
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,418
I�made�this�one�myself!
313
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,654
Dual�ball�tumblers!
314
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,890
LED�number�display!
315
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,560
And�even...
316
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,396
a�finger�warmer
for�the�caller!
317
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,732
Ooh!
318
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,601
Bingo�scientists�call�it
319
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,604
the�WinMax�5000
320
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,608
Elite�Bingo�Console!
321
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,412
But�I...�propose...
322
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,514
we�call�it...
323
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,249
The�Deedee!
324
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,019
Well,�I've�heard�enough.
325
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,489
You�win�the
two�thousand�dollars!
326
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,592
(cheering)
327
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,827
Jo:�Seriously?
328
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,863
We�could�just�change
the�name�of�the�exercise�machine
329
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,431
to�the�Deedee.
330
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,702
Not�sure�I�want�sweat�on
something�named�after�me.
331
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,037
(cheering)
332
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:42,608
(laughing)
333
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,478
All�right.
334
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,547
Yeah!
335
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,450
What?�It's�for�safety.
336
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,153
Hey,�Brady,
I�got�some�good�news.
337
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,721
Bruce�said�that�all�that
338
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,890
"little�bitch"�stuff
is�totally�you.
339
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,560
Oh.�Thank�you�for�poking�around.
340
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,497
And�Greg�said�that�he's
looking�at�the�books.
341
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,499
He�said�something�about�a...
342
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,869
forensic�audit?
343
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,871
"Forensic"?
That�sounds�deadly,�hey?
344
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,974
Hey!
345
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,743
Okay,�bye.
346
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,990
Wait.�Where's�your�daddy?
347
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:35,361
Paul?�Paul?!
348
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:48,207
He�fucking�greased�me.
349
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,676
Paul:�Hey,�b'eb.
350
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,278
Uh,�where�are�the�kids?
351
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,914
Don't�you�"b'eb",�me.
I'm�breaking�up�with�you,�Paul!
352
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,616
Can't�you�break�up
with�me�tomorrow?
353
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,852
Are�you�seriously�worried
about�the�money�right�now?
354
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,754
I'll�give�you�half!
355
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,856
You're�half�everything:
356
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,625
half�man,�half�Native,
half-assed,
357
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,360
and�I�don't�"half"
the�time�for�this�shit.
358
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,062
I�see�what�you�did�there!
359
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,138
How's�it�going?
360
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,984
(sighing)
361
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,819
So,�you�only�stayed
for�the�money?
362
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,855
You've�been�holding�that
against�me�all�week�long.
363
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,690
Why�don't�you�just
fly�away�to�Winnipeg,
364
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,292
like�a�child�tax�millionaire?
365
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,860
Why�don't�you�go�run
back�to�Stephen�Harper?
366
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:42,961
(sighing)
367
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,963
Look�at�us.
368
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,699
We're�two�people
who�don't�wanna�get�hurt.
369
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,968
I�want�to�grow�up�and
I�want�to�be�the�better�man,
370
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,038
but�I�can't�do�any
of�those�things...
371
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,606
without�you�and...
372
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,875
And?
373
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,311
And...
374
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,613
I�could...�move�in�with�you.
375
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,648
Really?
376
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,616
Oh,�Paul...
377
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,619
Go�and�get�the�sex�sweater.
378
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,887
Good�morning,�Grouse�Lake.
379
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,823
This�is�Laughingstick
in�the�Morning.
380
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,358
And�that�was�Vern�Cransten
and�the�Cat�Slappers,
381
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,694
playing�the�"Who-Haw�Shuffle".
Never�gets�old.
382
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,197
You�know�what�else
will�never�get�old?
383
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,200
The�new�WinMax�5000�Elite
I�won�for�us�all.
384
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,503
It's�the�bacon�wrapped�scallop
of�bingo�machines.
385
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,506
Speaking�of�competitions,
386
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,375
I�wonder�if�Paul�and�Rose
are�still�together?
387
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,712
Only�one�hour�left.
388
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,581
Hey�b'eb.
389
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,915
I�brought�you�some
breakfast,�b'eb.
390
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,918
B'eb!
I've�got�the�best�b'eb,�b'eb.
391
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,920
You're�such�a�b'eb,�b'eb!
392
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,691
B'eb,�so�I�was�thinking...
393
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,526
maybe�when�we�get�our�money,
394
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,028
we�could�get�a�pedal�boat�and
peddle�on�the�river�together?
395
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,031
"Our"�money?
396
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,500
You�mean�my�money.
397
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,869
No.�Our�money.
398
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,071
Now,�that�you're�moving�in,
we�share�everything.
399
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,740
I�only�said�that�"I�could"
move�in.
400
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,042
Listen�to�the�words,�man.
401
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,411
And�you�listen
to�these�words,�man!
402
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,084
-�We're�broken�up.
-�(groaning)
403
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,553
Fok!
404
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,388
And�everybody�knows.
405
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:30,235
Brady,�I'm�afraid
I�have�some�bad�news.
406
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,471
I�had�some�employees�fill�out�a
performance�report�for�you,
407
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,640
and�the�results�are�not�good.
408
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,042
More�than�one�employee�called
you�a,�uh...
409
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,978
Just�want�to�get�this�right.
410
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,647
"A�little�bitch."
411
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,115
-�Wow.
-�That�doesn't�really�matter.
412
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,883
It's�not�why�I�have
to�let�you�go.
413
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,984
I'm�fired?!
414
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,320
We�did�a�forensic�audit,�Brady,
415
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,089
and�as�suspected,�the�store's
finances�are�a�complete�mess.
416
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,157
I�can�explain.
417
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,660
It's�too�late,�Brady.
418
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,828
-�You're�fired.
-�(sighing)
419
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,902
Look,�I�know�we�lost�the�pitch,
420
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,572
but�it�isn't�over�yet.
421
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,773
There's�a�thousand
bucks�in�there.
422
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:08,807
Can�I�hold�it?
423
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,108
Easy.
424
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,110
I�won�it�off�my�stupid�brother.
425
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,979
Now,�we�have�half�the�cash
426
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,647
to�buy�the�exercise�machine.
427
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,849
I'll�get�the�rest
by�Treaty�Days.
428
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,284
Deadly!
I�wish�you�were�Chief,�man.
429
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,119
You�get�shit�done.
430
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,622
You're�god'damn�rights�I�do.
431
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,731
Thanks,�Mom!�This�looks�great!
432
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,834
I'm�really�happy
you're�not�mad�at�me�anymore.
433
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,437
Moose�stew�for�your�growin'�boy.
434
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,305
But�I,�uh...
435
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,241
I�don't�see�any�bannock�around.
436
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,010
If�you�were�hoping�for�bannock
for�your�moose�stew,
437
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,778
then�you�shouldn't�have
broken�your�Ma's�heart
438
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,447
with�your�dumb�lies.
439
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,349
No,�that�was�Rose!
She�was�the�one�that�told--
440
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,951
Oh,�and�I�got�a�letter
from�the�government.
441
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,353
You�did?
442
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,456
They�said�they�don't�pay
liars�child�tax�anymore!
443
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,291
No!�Ma!
444
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,659
Ma!
445
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,830
No!�(voice�echoing)�Ma!
446
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:18,277
A�beautiful�sight
coming�down�the�isle
447
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,615
An�angel�in�white
448
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,286
You�take�my�breath�away
449
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:34,226
Tonight,�together,
we'll�fly�away
450
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:39,164
Like�two�sparrows
flying�high
451
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:43,764
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