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(avatar�grunting)
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Hey,�Blue,�that's�enough
of�that�stupid�thing.
3
00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,747
Smarten�up.
4
00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,682
That�thing's�rotting�your�brain.
5
00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,752
Okay,�fine.�What?
6
00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:21,488
I�don't�want�you�playing�that
thing�'til�the�kitchen's�clean.
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00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,189
You�told�me�already.
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00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,657
Well,�do�it�then!
9
00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,893
I'm�going�to�next�door
to�borrow�some�jam.
10
00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:28,395
Go�then,�already.
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00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:29,729
Shut�your�lip.
12
00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,231
You're�lucky
I�let�you�play�here.
13
00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,266
You're�lucky
I�keep�you�safe,�man.
14
00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:37,570
Alright,�come�and�get�me.
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(snarling)
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(grunting)
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(growling)
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Beat�it!�Get�out�of�here!
19
00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,352
You�can't�stop�me!
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(dogs�growling)
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Oh,�man!
22
00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,467
Whoa.�What�the�freak?
23
00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:12,806
What�the�heck!?
24
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Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby
25
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All�night�long
26
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Man:�Get�out�of�here!
27
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Announcer:
You�know�him!�You�hate�him!
28
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You've�got�all
these�treaty�rights,
29
00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:34,727
but�he's�still�not
treating�you�right!
30
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Let's�tell�him�where�to�go!
31
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Give�it�up�for,
Mr.�Indian�Affairs!
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(crowd�booing)
33
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Give�him�shit,�Agnes!
Give�him�shit!
34
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Announcer:
You�know�him!�You�hate�him!
35
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but�he�doesn't�want
you�to�get�new�glasses
36
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or�your�cavities�filled!
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Let's�tell�him�where�to�go!
38
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Give�it�up�for,
Mr.�Indian�Affairs!
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Give�'em�shit,�Jo!
That's�my�girl!
40
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Announcer:
You�know�him!�You�hate�him!
41
00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:04,791
And�he's�about�to
put�your�community
42
00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,960
in�third�party�management!
43
00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,928
Let's�tell�him�where�to�go!
44
00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,598
Give�it�up�for,
Mr.�Indian�Affairs!
45
00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,433
Good�girl!
Give�him�shit,�Chickadee!
46
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That's�my�girl!�Boo!
47
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Go�on�then!
48
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Roger:�This�is
Laughingstick�in�the�morning
49
00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:27,046
and�the�NDN�Wrestling�Federation
is�back�on�the�Rez
50
00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:31,151
for�its�annual
Battle�in�the�Bush.
51
00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,052
Some�of�you�are�jacked�up
52
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and�most�of�y'all�are�horned�up.
53
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So,�you�make�sure�your�aunties
don't�throw�their�panties!
54
00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:43,129
You�save�that
energy�for�show�time�.
55
00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,031
(cheering)
56
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I�wanna�see�Iron�Python's�snake!
57
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I�wanna�see�the�meat!
58
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Rita!�You�kiss�your�grandkids
with�that�mouth?
59
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You�can�kiss�my�arse�with�yours.
60
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There�they�are!
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(cheering)
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(crowd�cheering)
63
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Chief�Deedee.
64
00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,159
Huh?
65
00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,695
Where's�Mr.�Indian�Affairs?
66
00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:19,232
Oh,�yeah.�Iron�Python�told�me
he�got�on�the�wrong�plane
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and�he's�sittin'
in�Grouse�River.
68
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Poor�guy's�taken�too�many
turnbuckles�to�the�head.
69
00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,006
We'll�just�do
the�show�without�him.
70
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We�can't�do�Battle�in�the�Bush
without�Mr.�Indian�Affairs.
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That's�like�having�Christmas
without�that�fat�mooniya.
72
00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:38,184
What�if�we�find�you�a�white�guy?
73
00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,119
Sure,�man.
If�you�want�the�Iron�Python
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00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,555
to�kill�Brady�go�ahead.
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00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,857
That's�a�chance
I'm�willing�to�take.
76
00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,093
(phone�ringing)
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Hey,�Greg?�Thanks�for�calling.
78
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Look,�I�wanted�to
do�the�right�thing
79
00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,733
and�report�that�smashed�TV,
but�I�can�totally�pay�for�it.
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Greg:�Alright,�great.
81
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Hey,�listen,�how�did�it�get
smashed�in�the�first�place?
82
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I�think�it�was�an�accident,
83
00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,909
but�somebody�threw�a�can
of�Little�Fatties�cat�food
84
00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,112
to�scare�a�skinny�teen
and�it�smashed�the�TV.
85
00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:07,780
It's�no�biggie.
86
00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:11,084
Well,�Brady,�that�kinda
sounds�like�criminal�activity.
87
00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,919
Can�you�tell�me�who�did�it?
88
00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:16,289
Um,�it�was,�uh...
89
00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,092
It�was�me.
90
00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,660
Well,�that's�bad,�Brady.
91
00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,395
Yeah.�Yeah.
92
00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,997
I�can�see�how�that's�bad,�yeah.
93
00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:25,265
We�need�to�talk.
94
00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,766
It's�really�not�a�good�time.
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Greg:�Brady?
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00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,902
I�really�need�your�help.
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Greg:�Uh,�Brady?
98
00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:32,905
Okay,�Greg,�I'll�see�you
at�the�Christmas�party.
99
00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,173
-�Brady?
-�Bye-bye!
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Brady?
101
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Dean:�The�VCR's�over�there.
102
00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:42,949
We've�got�everything�on�VHS.
103
00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:46,486
I�got�all�the�Porky's�movies,
Revenge�of�the�Nerds,
104
00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:49,656
Meatballs,
I�got�all�the�horny�comedies.
105
00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,958
Cool,�bro.
My�grandma�loves�those.
106
00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,593
Hey,�can�I�keep�Bo's�food
in�the�fridge?
107
00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,194
These�are�his�mice.
108
00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,496
Yeah,�of�course.
109
00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,304
There's�just�one�thing.
110
00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,440
No�one�touches
my�fuckin'�garlic�coil.
111
00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,309
It's�a�Wrestling�Day
tradition�in�my�family.
112
00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:10,810
(crowd�cheering)
113
00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:15,014
Dean,�today's�your�first
Battle�in�the�Bush,
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00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,183
and�as�your�father,
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00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:19,485
I'm�going�to�let�you
in�a�family�tradition.
116
00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,322
This�just�isn't�a�garlic�coil.
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Nothing�makes
watching�shaved�men
118
00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,528
fighting�in�swimsuits�better
119
00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,898
than�eating�greasy�meat.
120
00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:35,301
And�hey,�if�I�die�in
a�snow�mobile�accident
121
00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,904
on�your�14th�birthday,
122
00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,506
you�keep�this
meat�tradition�alive!
123
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(squealing)
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Hey.
That�wasn't�a�scared�squeal.
125
00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:52,985
That�was�a�happy�squeal.
126
00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,822
I'm�so�happy.�I�love�snakes.
127
00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,857
Sure,�sure.
Bo�here's�just�a�showbiz�snake.
128
00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,759
When�I�put�him�on�my�opponents
at�the�end�of�the�matches,
129
00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,027
he�just�lies�there.
130
00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,196
Cool.�Cool,�cool,�cool.
131
00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:04,697
I'm�cool.�I'm�definitely�cool.
132
00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,067
I'm�cool�like�a�ranch.
133
00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,335
-�(popping)
-�(squealing)
134
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,871
This�neechie's�afraid�of�chips.
135
00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:13,773
(laughing)
136
00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,275
Jo:�Oh,�hey.�Before�I�forget.
137
00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:19,846
What�do�I�owe�you
for�that�smashed�TV?
138
00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,582
Oh,�I�wouldn't�worry�about�that.
139
00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,751
You�know,�we�definitely�have
140
00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,120
insurance�for�that
kind�of�thing,�so�you--
141
00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,689
(gasping)
And�for�that.
142
00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,090
You�have�pickle�insurance?
143
00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,760
(screaming)
Clean�up�on�aisle�five!
144
00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,295
Never�mind�this�shit,
145
00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,698
we�need�you�to�fill�in
for�a�wrestler�tonight.
146
00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,633
I�can't�wrestle.
147
00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,102
Battle�in�the�Bush�is
a�big�deal�and�without�you,
148
00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,537
we�might�lose�our�main�event.
149
00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,208
Look�ya�scrote,
Wrestling�Day�means�everything
150
00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,543
to�my�mom,�ya�feel?
151
00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,283
Okay,�fine.
What�do�you�need�me�to�do?
152
00:06:57,316 --> 00:07:00,953
You�gotta�be�a�big,
racist,�piece�of�shit!
153
00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,293
Hm?
154
00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:10,296
Is�the�snake�locked�up?
155
00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,831
Don't�worry,�big�cheeks.
156
00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,166
Bo's�in�his�container.
157
00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:14,467
Okay.�Thanks,�man!
158
00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:18,638
Call�me�big�cheeks,
159
00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:22,108
I'll�fuckin'�body�slam
you�into�my�big�cheeks.
160
00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,310
(thudding)
161
00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:26,245
The�fuck�was�that?
162
00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:47,700
(hissing)
163
00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:52,138
Jo:�You're�a�nice�guy.
164
00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,440
Thank�you.
165
00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,108
But�we�don't�need�a�nice�guy.
166
00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,811
If�you're�going�to�be
a�true�Mr.�Indian�Affairs,
167
00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,347
you�gotta�tap�into
your�inner-colonizer.
168
00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,216
Mr.�Indian�Affairs?
169
00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:05,117
We're�gonna�put�you
through�a�little�test.
170
00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,153
I�want�you�to�look
my�Kookum�in�the�eyes
171
00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,989
and�tell�her�that
her�housing�request�is�denied.
172
00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,290
Agnes,�I�didn't�know
you�need�a�new�house.
173
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,025
I�don't.
174
00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,327
Oh!
(clearing�throat)
175
00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,699
Agnes.
176
00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:20,733
I'm�so�sorry.
177
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,134
I�did�everything�I�could,
178
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,704
but�your�housing�request
179
00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,372
is�not�approved.
180
00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,142
Let�me�try�something�now.
181
00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,313
Ow-wah!
182
00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,716
Now�tell�this�lady
her�request�has�been�denied.
183
00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,017
(whimpering)
Jo!
184
00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:42,688
Meaner!
185
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,326
Agnes,�I'm�going�to
do�my�darndest
186
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,928
to�get�your�funding�approved.
187
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,531
(groaning)
188
00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:55,001
Mum,�Kookum,�step�aside.
189
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,870
Leave�this�mooniya�to�me.
190
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,017
Hey,�sunshine,�up�above
191
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:14,987
The�wide�open
places�in�my�mind
192
00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,722
You�are�there--
193
00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,658
You�stupid�snake!
194
00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:21,894
How�many�times�have�I�told�you
you�need�to�stay�in�your�box!?
195
00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:23,663
Leave�Big�Cheeks�alone.
196
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:24,897
I�wasn't�even�scared!
197
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,666
Yeah,�sure.
198
00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,200
What�are�you�doing
in�here�anyway?
199
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,536
You're�just�as�stupid
as�this�stupid�snake!
200
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,138
I'm�so�mad!
201
00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,176
I'm�sorry,�Bo.
202
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,178
I've�got�a�sister
who�hates�my�guts,�too.
203
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,181
(chuckling)
You're�not�that�scary.
204
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,583
Hm.
205
00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,484
Chickadee:
Alright,�if�we're�going�to�get
206
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,986
numb�nuts�in�there
ready�to�wrestle,
207
00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,487
we�need�to�crack�the�whip.
208
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,089
Whatcha�thinking?
209
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,258
I�need�to�break�him�down
before�I�build�him�back�up.
210
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,993
Whatever�it�takes.
211
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,704
Okay,�I�did
the�breaking�down�part.
212
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,739
I'll�build�him
back�up�after�lunch.
213
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,247
(sobbing)
214
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,283
Why�did�she�have�to�be�so�mean?
215
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,590
I'm�worried�about�Bo,�man,
216
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,025
stuck�in�that�bin�all�day.
217
00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,026
Yeah,�bro.
218
00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,227
And�when�he's�not�in�a�bin,
219
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,462
he�stuffs�him�in�a�sack.
220
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,230
Sacks�are�for�potatoes,�man.
221
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,898
Not�a�life�for�anyone.
222
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,767
We�gotta�get�him�out
and�get�him�some�fresh�air.
223
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,235
Sounds�like
you�guys�had�a�moment.
224
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,638
Yes,�we�made�a�connection.
225
00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,573
A�snake�connection,�I�get�it.
226
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,375
We�just�gotta�get�him
past�Iron�Python.
227
00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:43,609
I�got�you.
228
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,877
You�go�get�snakey.
229
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:48,114
Man,�Porky's�still�holds�up.
230
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,782
I�miss�a�good�boner�comedy.
231
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,118
My�grandma�said�the�same�thing.
232
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,886
Why�do�people�even
try�to�make�comedies
233
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,888
without�peep�holes�and�showers?
234
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,156
(grunting)
235
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,759
Ah,�alright.
236
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,927
Who�wants�to�tangle?
237
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,162
It's�on!
238
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,931
(men�shouting,�cheering)
239
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,668
(laughing)
240
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,737
(grunting)
241
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,407
(grunting)
242
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,744
(laughing)
243
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:22,081
That�one�looks�like
a�marshmallow�wearing�a�top�hat.
244
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,683
Look�at�that�one,�Bo.
245
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,452
That�one�looks�like
a�mouse�riding�a�bicycle.
246
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:27,687
(hissing�softly)
247
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:28,954
You�know�what,�Bo?
248
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,690
I'm�really�sorry
that�Iron�Python
249
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,024
treats�you�the�way�he�does.
250
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,759
You�belong�out�there�in�the�wild
251
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,494
not�eating�frozen�mice.
252
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,330
You�and�me,
we're�basically�the�same.
253
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,034
People�don't�trust�snakes
just�like�they�didn't�trust�me
254
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,103
when�I�was�lying�about
my�time�in�Winnipeg.
255
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:48,774
Anyway,�our�bro�day�is
just�getting�started.
256
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,177
Hey,�sunshine,
I'm�starry�eyed
257
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,713
Mush-mush,�you�bitch.
258
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,514
I�remember�all�the�time
259
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,851
How�you�got�me
with�your�smile
260
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,557
Nothing�seems�like
anything's�too�hard
261
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,563
Nothing's�ever�easy,
that's�for�sure
262
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,298
(both�screaming)
263
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,501
Whatever�comes�around
264
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,637
Paul:�I've�bro'd�down
with�a�lot�of�bros�before,
265
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,506
but�this�was�different,�bro.
266
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,075
And�thanks�for�lettin'�me�talk
your�inner-ear�off�about�Rose.
267
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:26,245
I'm�gonna�try�that
sour�cream�thing.
268
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,713
(sighing)
269
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,350
It's�gettin'�late,�Bo.
270
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,985
I�got�to�take�you�back.
271
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,654
The�Iron�Python,�he's�going
to�be�looking�for�you.
272
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,691
And�trust�me,�this�is�harder
for�me�than�it�is�for�you.
273
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,562
(crowd�cheering)
274
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,830
(bell�dinging)
275
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:49,001
(crowd�cheering)
276
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:53,172
Welcome�to�Battle�in�the�Bush!
277
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,609
Tonight's�main�event�is
278
00:12:56,675 --> 00:13:00,613
Iron�Python�versus
279
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:05,284
Mr.�Indian�Affairs!
280
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,753
(crowd�booing)
281
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,756
Please�rise�for
282
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,259
Chief�Deedee.
283
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,394
(crowd�cheering)
284
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,196
(riffing)
285
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,798
(laughing)
286
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,368
(riffing)
287
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,738
(knocking)
Brady�let's�go!
288
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,073
We�need�our�Mr.�Indian�Affairs!
289
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,042
I'm�sorry,�Chickadee.
I�can't�do�it!
290
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,944
That�guy�is�gonna�kill�me.
291
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,245
(knocking)
292
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:39,752
(crowd�cheering)
293
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,389
Hey,�Brady�locked
himself�in�the�warehouse
294
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,024
and�he�won't�come�out.
295
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,059
So�we'll,�uh,
we'll�end�it�after�this�match.
296
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,861
(cheering)
297
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,696
Are�you�crazy?
298
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,698
If�Mr.�Indian�Affairs
doesn't�get�his�ass�kicked,
299
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,600
these�people�are�gonna�shit.
300
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,102
We�just�can't
let�this�match�end.
301
00:13:57,136 --> 00:14:00,806
(crowd�counting�in
Anishanaabeemowin)
302
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,074
(crowd�cheering)
303
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,444
It's�over!�It's�over!
304
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,946
Fuck.
305
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,550
Roger,�I�need�you�to�stall.
306
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,919
You�want�me�to�windbag?
307
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,154
I�got�this.
308
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,624
How's�everybody�doin'�tonight?
309
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:19,892
(cheering)
310
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,493
I�gotta�tell�you.
311
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,463
All�this�stuff
going�on�in�the�world.
312
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,166
You�ever�wonder
313
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,602
the�prices�of�flights�up�here?
314
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:30,836
Dean:�Oh,�yeah.
315
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,906
500�bucks�just�to�get�here?
316
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,774
Who�made�the�plane,�the�Queen?
317
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,509
(laughing)
The�Queen.
318
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:42,414
(crowd�booing)
319
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,819
Agnes:�(knocking)
Brady?�It's�me.
320
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,287
Let�me�in.
321
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,690
Sorry,�Agnes.
322
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,828
I�just�can't�find�it
in�myself�to�do�this.
323
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,329
Agnes:�But�you�have�to.
324
00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,933
Wrestling�Day�has�been
a�big�deal�in�our�family
325
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,302
for�a�long�time
and�the�most�important
326
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,838
part�of�it�is�telling
Mr.�Indian�Affairs�to�fuck�off.
327
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,539
That's�nice.
328
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,041
Every�year�he�loses,
329
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,878
and�for�one�night,
we�get�to�win.
330
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:17,283
Our�kids�get�to�see
a�wrestler�who's�one�of�us,
331
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,119
beat�the�shit�out�of�the�system
that's�taken�everything�from�us.
332
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,991
What�I'm�saying�is,
that�you'll�get�booed
333
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:29,495
and�hit�so�hard
that�it'll�hurt�for�years,
334
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:33,065
but�you�just�gotta�suck�it�up,
get�in�that�suit,
335
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,201
and�get�your�fuckin'
head�kicked�in.
336
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:55,220
Your�funding�is�denied.
337
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,823
You�ever�try
calling�the�band�office?
338
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,191
Yeah,�totally!
339
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:03,028
The�phone�will�ring�all�day!
340
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,530
So�true.
341
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,232
Who�do�I�got�to�be�to
get�someone�to�pick�up?
342
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,500
The�Queen!?
343
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,069
-�(laughing)
-�(crowd�booing)
344
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,271
The�Queen,�dude.�Oh,�man.
345
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,339
(unclear).
346
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,207
(crowd�booing)
347
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,576
(whispering)�It's�time�to
announce�the�next�act.
348
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,181
Okay,�ladies�and�gentlemen,
349
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,384
This�match�is
scheduled�for�one�fall.
350
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,421
Lock�up�your�aunties,
because�here�comes
351
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,124
the�one.�the�only.
352
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:37,129
Give�it�up�for�Iron�Python!
353
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:42,201
(audience�cheering,�applauding)
354
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:51,710
Here�he�is,�right�here!
Here�he�is!
355
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,313
You�know�him.�You�hate�him.
356
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,815
He�wants�to�take
a�dump�on�your�sovereignty.
357
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,151
Let's�tell�him�where�to�go.
358
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,053
Ladies�and�gentlemen,
359
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:05,290
Mr.�Indian�Affairs!
360
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:10,329
-�(crowd�booing)
-�(O�Canada�playing)
361
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,736
(crowd�booing)
362
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,839
(crowd�heckling)
363
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,342
You�want�to�boo�me?!
364
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,844
Submit�an�application.
365
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:29,114
(crowd�booing)
366
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,084
This�what�you�want!?
367
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,821
This�what�you�want?
This�is�five�bucks!
368
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,493
That's�actually
Stephen�Harper's�seat.
369
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,930
It's�cool.
I�just�wanted�to�stop�by.
370
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,265
Thanks.
371
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,933
I�know�how�much
you�like�sour�cream,
372
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,701
so,�you�can�have�mine.
373
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,336
You�remembered?
374
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,972
It's�not�a�big�deal.
375
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,141
Thanks,�Bo.
376
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,709
Crowd:
Kick�his�ass!�Kick�his�ass!
377
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,511
(bell�ringing)
378
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:03,782
And�the�Battle�in�the�Bush
is�underway!
379
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,517
(crowd�cheering)
380
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:09,154
Iron�Python�continues
to�stick�it�to�the�man.
381
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,458
(crowd�cheering)
382
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,726
(grunting)
383
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,030
You�could�really�feel
the�oppression�behind�that�one.
384
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,165
(screaming)
385
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,668
Come�on!
386
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,670
I�own�you!
387
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:29,241
Now�the�government's�really
going�to�take�care�of�you!
388
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,509
(grunting)
389
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,678
Oh�wait,�he's�got�the�red�tape!
390
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,348
Try�cutting�through�all�this!
391
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,185
I'm�gonna�break�his�back
like�I�break�your�treaties!
392
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,653
(grunting)
393
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,357
Oh,�wait,�look�at�this!
394
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,526
(grunting)
395
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,495
I�can't�believe�it.
396
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,196
He's�busted
through�the�red�tape!
397
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,766
(crowd�cheering)
398
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,768
(grunting)
399
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,406
(grunting)
400
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,675
(crowd�counting�in
Anishanaabeemowin)
401
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,010
(bell�ringing)
402
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,445
It's�over!
403
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:10,215
(audience�cheering)
404
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,051
I�got�something�for�you,�man.
405
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,786
He's�gonna�bring�out�the�snake!
406
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,421
It's�snake�time!
407
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,223
-�Yeah!
-�(Iron�Python�laughing)
408
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,458
Roger:�Here�comes�the�snake!
409
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,226
(laughing)
410
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,728
What?�What's�this?
411
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,463
The�snake�was
supposed�to�come�out,
412
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,798
but�it's�Dean's�garlic�coil!
413
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,368
Where's�Bo?�Where's�my�snake?!
414
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,037
You!�You�did�this,�Big�Cheeks!
415
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,544
Go�on,�Bo.�Get�out�of�here!
416
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,646
You�have�to�go.�Go,�Bo!
417
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,748
Get.
418
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,050
(crying)
Go,�Bo!
419
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,888
Give�'em�shit,�Bo!
Give�'em�shit.
420
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:52,925
See�this?
421
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,794
I'm�going�to�stomp�on�this.
422
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,095
No!
423
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,564
Oh,�wait.�Look�at�this!
424
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,565
(both�grunting)
425
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,066
Go�to�hell!
426
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,837
Dean's�pinned
Python�for�the�win!
427
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:09,074
(counting�down�in
Anishanaabeemowin)
428
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,309
It's�over!
429
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,277
(crowd�cheering)
430
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,113
There's�mayhem�everywhere!
431
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,950
No,�no.
We�gotta�go.�We�gotta�go.
432
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,688
You�did�it!
433
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,189
You�did�good.
434
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,491
-�Ow,�ow,�ow.
-�Good�job,�man.�Thank�you.
435
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,406
(sighing)
436
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,310
Hey,�there's�some
mail�here,�man.
437
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,415
Whoa.�Paul,
there's�a�postcard�for�you.
438
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,651
I�never�get�postcards.
439
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,186
Dean:�Yeah.
440
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,522
Hm.�"Dear,�Paul.
It's�your�snake�friend,�Bo.
441
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,191
Hiss,�Hiss.
442
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,994
I've�just�been�doing
some�snake�shit�on�the�ground,
443
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,662
eating�mice�and�stuff.
444
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,231
I�met�a�sexy�lady
and�she�gives�the�best�hickies.
445
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,666
(chuckling)
446
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,868
I�took�a�job
with�a�nine�to�five.
447
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,503
Hiss,�hiss.
448
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,840
Working�for�the�Man�sucks,
but�I�get�my�own�truck
449
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,608
and�I�found�the�coolest
shades�on�the�ground.
450
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:17,676
I�miss�you�like�crazy.
451
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,012
P.S.�Fuck�L'il�Tony.
452
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,080
Dean�is�the�one�true�movie�man.
453
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,218
So,�who's�it�from,�bro?
454
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