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There�it�is,�right�there.
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Hiding�in�plain�sight.
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Wait,�mah?
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00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,983
That's�one�of�those�robo�mooses.
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00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:20,387
Roger:�That�moose�narc�Penner
must'a�put�it�here.
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He's�keeping
his�greasy�eye�on�us.
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Fuckin'�Penner.
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Fuckin'�Penner.
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00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,436
I�know�you're�watching,�Penner.
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Can't�fool�Laughingstick.
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-�Fuck�you,�Penner.
-�Fuck�you,�Penner.
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Your�laws�don't
work�out�here�on�us.
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I'm�Martin�Tuguy
with�the�weather,
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looks�like�we�have�a�100%
chance�of,�fuck�you,�Penner.
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Fuck�you,�Penner.
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00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,753
I�have�a�better�idea.
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All:�Fuck�you,�Penner!
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00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,066
(sobbing)
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00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,470
Penner,�you�still�up?
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They�told�me�to�fuck�off,
so�many�times.
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Oh,�Penner,
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you�are�such
a�little�bitch.
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(sighing)
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But�they--
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Fuck�you,�Penner.
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Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby
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All�night�long
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Oh,�hey.
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Guess�who�I�saw�at
the�North�Store�today.
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Ducky�McKay.
I�hear�she's�single�again.
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Really?�You�know�what
they�say�about�Ducky�McCay.
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Both:�You�only�get
one�shot�with�Ducky�McKay.
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Word�is�on�the�street
she�gave�me�a�hickey�once.
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And�by�that
you�mean�you're�lying?
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You�can't�believe�everything
you�hear�on�the�street.
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Fuckin'�guy.
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Oh,�hey.
Your�Mom�dropped�this�off.
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00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,996
Says�she�won�it�in
a�card�game�at�Rita's.
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Wow.
40
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Doug�Swaggers?
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Voiceover:�2�rough�4�life.
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Wow!
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Hey,�beautiful�day,�huh?
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Sure�is.
45
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How's�things?
You�back�with�Paul�yet�or�what?
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None�of�your�business,�Ed.
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I�remember�when�I�was�your�age,
dating�was�way�different.
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You�had�to�bring
a�fish�to�her�father.
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The�bigger�the�fish,
the�more�he�trusted�you.
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What?!�There's�no�coffee?!
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How�could�you
let�this�happen,�Jo?
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Beat�it,�Ed,�ya�mooch.
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Ho'leh,�someone�needs�a�coffee.
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We�had�tons�of�coffee�yesterday.
55
00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,084
Well,�it�was�gone
when�I�got�here.
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What�the�hell�is�going�on?
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How�are�we�supposed
to�get�anything�done
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with�no�coffee�around�here?
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I�got�what�you�need,�right�here.
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What�the�hell�are
you�talking�about,�Lips?
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It's�called�Shapeshifter.
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It's�like�one�of�them
energy�drinks.�All�natural.
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It's�an�old�trapper's�recipe.
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My�grandpa�drank
a�bunch�one�time,
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ended�up�having
dinner�with�Sabe.
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(groaning)
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Go�on,�have�some...
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Hard�pass,�Lips.
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I�guess�I'll�just�go
get�some�coffee�then,
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unless�you�were
gonna�get�some,�Rose?
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Never�mind�then,�I'll�do�it.
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Let�me�come�with�you.
Coffee�doesn't�just�disappear.
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This�is�now
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an�active�investigation.
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00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,969
Voiceover:�Doug�Swaggers.
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00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:04,644
Voiceover:�Oh,�yeah.
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00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,045
Walking�this�stride
shoes�on�murder
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00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:08,681
Outfit�so�fresh�I'm�like,
"Look�no�further"
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00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:11,985
Voiceover:
Go�get�it,�boss.
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Lookin'�good.
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Lookin'�real�good.
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I�am�who�I�am,
and�you�is�who�you�is
83
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Let�my�fans�in�between
both�coasts,�let�me�live
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All�across�the�maps,
my�raps�is�body�movin'
85
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Yeah,�this�act�can�act�stupid
let's�now�come�out�and�unit
86
00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:30,336
I'm�here�fine-tuning
even�though...
87
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What?
(groaning)
88
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Doug�Swaggers!
89
00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:38,177
(groaning)
90
00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,613
Let�me�speak�my�shit
on�this�M-I-C
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00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,016
Until�you�believe
every�word�I�breathe
92
00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:43,883
You�know�what?
93
00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,085
It's�in�God's�hand�now,�son!
94
00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,601
Hey,�Jo.�What's�going�on?
Tell�her,�"Good�morning."
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00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,003
Didn't�think
I'd�see�you�here,�Jo.
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00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,739
No.�Just�be�normal,�Brady.
Be�normal.
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00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:14,547
Top�o'�the�morning�to�ya,�Jo.
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What's�going�on?
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Where�the�hell's�all�the�coffee?
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Yeah!�What�she�said!
Where�is�it?!
101
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I'll�be�bad�cop.
102
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Some�teens�came�in�here
and�bought�up�all�the�coffee.
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Were�the�teens�skinny�perchance?
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You�could�say�that.�Yeah.
105
00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:32,398
They�didn't�have�money�so�I�let
them�put�it�all�on�layaway.
106
00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:35,735
So�you're�saying�the�skinny
bunch�took�all�the�coffee?
107
00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,338
The�plot�thickens!
108
00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,875
Hey,�I�like�thick�plots.
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Hey,�Paul.
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Come�'ere.
111
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Oh,�hey�there,�Ducky�McKay.
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Nice�jeans.
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So,�is�it�true?
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Are�you�2�rough�4�life?
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I�barely�recognize�you�in�those.
116
00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:06,866
Are�those--
117
00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,168
Um,�Doug�Swaggers?
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00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,269
Yeah,�man.
119
00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:11,871
You�know�what?�I'm�done
watching�my�niece�at�3:00.
120
00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,840
Why�don't�you�bring
those�jeans�by�later
121
00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,908
and�maybe�we�can
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00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,411
Tremors�7�and�chill.
123
00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,381
I�could�move�some�things�around.
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Voiceover:�Doug�Swaggers.
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You�guys�lookin'�for�the�coffee?
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Well,�if�it�isn't
the�skinny�bunch.
127
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That's�right.
128
00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,466
You're�in�over�your�scrawny,
little�heads.
129
00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:41,801
Just�give�us�our�coffee.
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You�know�what�we�want.
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I�really�don't.
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The�exercise�machine
Chief�Deedee�promised
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to�get�us�months�ago.
We�need�it!
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00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:48,708
Look�at�how�skinny�we�are!
135
00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,344
He's�so�skinny
he�can't�even�wear�a�belt!
136
00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,545
We're�tired�of�being�skinny
137
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and�we're�tired
of�being�picked�on.
138
00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,648
That's�sad,
but�Chief�Deedee�promised
139
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to�get�that�for�you,�not�me.
140
00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,820
Just�give�us�the�coffee.
141
00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,524
Not�until�we�get
the�exercise�machine.
142
00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,893
I�hate�to�break�it�to�you,
143
00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,562
but�I�don't�negotiate
with�skinny�teens.
144
00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:13,199
Then�you�brought�this
on�yourself.�Let's�roll�boys.
145
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What�the�hell�are�they�up�to?
146
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Ooh,�I'm�gonna�put�on�a�suit
and�show�them�what's�what.
147
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Relax,�Lips.
148
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I'm�too�tired�for�whatever's
coming�out�of�those�lips.
149
00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,579
Still�plenty�left.
150
00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,015
Get�that�dusty
rat�piss�out�of�here.
151
00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,016
Come�on.
152
00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,829
Hey,�Paulie.
153
00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:44,430
Come�on�up.
154
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,569
No�steps?
155
00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,570
Yeah,�I�sold�them.
156
00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,839
You�sold�your�steps�for�money?
157
00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,308
Mm-hm.�Someone�made�me
an�offer�I�couldn't�refuse.
158
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Who�sells�their�steps?
159
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Anyway,�hop�up.
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00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,515
I�got�like�six�pounds�of
frozen�egg�rolls�in�the�oven.
161
00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,016
I�love�egg�rolls.
162
00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,586
Hey,�uh...
163
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,023
I�actually�came�here�to�tell�you
164
00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,558
I�think�things
are�moving�too�fast
165
00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:15,394
and�we�maybe�we�need�to
pump�the�brakes�a�little�bit.
166
00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:16,395
What?
167
00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,765
You�came�all�the�way�over
here�just�to�tell�me�that?
168
00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,435
(chuckling)
169
00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,936
Is�this�'cause�of�the�steps?
170
00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,372
Is�the�porch�too�high�for�you?
171
00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,474
I�can�get�up�on�your�porch,
that's�not�it.
172
00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:29,742
Then�what�is�it?
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00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,879
I'm�just�feeling�real�tradish.
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00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,448
If�we're�gonna�be�a�thing,
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I�need�permish...
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...from�my�mom,�'cause�she's
basically�the�commish.
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I'm�sorry,�I�have�to�get
permission�from�Agnes
178
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to�go�out�with�a�grown�man?
179
00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,996
Look�into�it.
180
00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,635
Are�you�sure�it's�not�the�steps?
181
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,441
There�wasn't�even�coffee
in�the�school,�Lips.
182
00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,210
Why'd�you�think�that?
183
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,445
I�don't�know,
because�kids�are�hyper?
184
00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,318
Jo:�What�the�fuck?!
185
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,253
This�is�personal.
186
00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,422
It's�not�coming�off!
It's�not�coming�off!
187
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,658
Give�me�that
dusty�ol'�butt-water.
188
00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,630
(snarling)
189
00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,199
(screeching)
190
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:32,305
Let's�get�those
fuckin'�skinny�teens!
191
00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:45,051
These�Swaggers�fucked�me!
192
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,118
They're�too�tight.
193
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,220
I�couldn't�get�up
on�her�porch�in�these
194
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,722
because�she�sold�her�steps!
195
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,726
Oh,�there�goes�your
one�shot�with�Ducky�McKay.
196
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,595
(phone�ringing)
197
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,829
It's�Ducky!
198
00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:02,068
Hello.�Sagatay�Lodge,
General�Manager�speaking.
199
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,502
Ducky:�Paul?
200
00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:04,503
Hey,�Ducky.
201
00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:05,771
Ducky:�So�I�called�your�mom.
202
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,008
Yeah,�she�didn't�seem�to
know�about�the�tradition,
203
00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,410
but�she�give�us
her�blessing�to�hang�out.
204
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,245
Isn't�that�sweet?
205
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,014
Ducky:�So�if�that's�all�it�was,
206
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,682
why�don't�we
give�it�another�shot?
207
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,185
Yeah,�yeah,�yeah,�that�was�all.
208
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,454
Ducky:�Great.
Then�come�by�for�supper�later.
209
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,722
Great.
210
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,461
What�the�fuck�am�I�gonna�do?
211
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,564
Well,�if�there's�one�thing
I�learned�from�hanging�out
212
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,898
with�pregnant�women,
213
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,301
there's�a�million
ways�to�stretch�jeans.
214
00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:39,438
(grunting)
215
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,007
Oh,�yeah!
216
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,208
Whoo.
217
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,543
Hey,�man.
That's�the�important�parts.
218
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,850
...To�rise�again
219
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,986
I've�beaten�things
that�beat�the�best�of�men
220
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,554
(barking)
221
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,723
Nothing�can�slow�me�down
222
00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,724
Or�make�me�stop
223
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,059
(grunting)
224
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,460
'Cause�nothing
can�stand�in�my�way
225
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,262
Yeah,�I'm�not�doing�that.
226
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:04,664
The�jeans�are�fine.
227
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:08,968
Well,�go�fuck�yourself�then.
228
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:12,905
Jo:�Hey,�Roger.
Quit�hoggin'�the�jug!
229
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,678
(groaning)
230
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,747
So,�you�know�the�plan,�right?
231
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,983
Scare�these
skinny�teens�straight
232
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:27,720
and�then�we�get�all�the�coffee.
233
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,388
Lips:�Yeah,�and�I'll�scare
them�with�my�suit.
234
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,024
Shut�your�lie-hole,�Lips.
235
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:35,161
Don't�worry�about�it.�I�got�it.
236
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,231
That�was�Chimm�Chimmers
and�her�hit�song,
237
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,635
"Baby's�Got
a�New�Pair�of�Crocs."
238
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,871
So,�I�just�got�word�that�there's
239
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,108
a�new�big,�big,�big�shipment�of
240
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,543
coffee�down�at�the�North�Store.
241
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,979
So�if�you're�a�skinny�teen
trying�to�hold�people�hostage
242
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:58,718
by�taking�it�all,
well,�it's�not�gonna�work.
243
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,352
And�you�know�what
I'm�in�the�mood�for?
244
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:04,223
Two�straight�hours
of�the�Red�River�Jig!
245
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,659
Here�we�go!
246
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,968
This�Shapeshifter
stuff�is�awesome!
247
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,237
Wait,�before�I�forget.
248
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,875
When�the�Shapeshifter�wears�off,
the�crash�is�deadly.
249
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:32,818
(all�laughing)
250
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:37,690
Hey,�Paulie.
251
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,761
Hey,�Ducky�and�Ducky's�family.
252
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,329
You�the�boy�who�can't
climb�up�the�porch?
253
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,396
I'm�not�a�boy.
254
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,431
Well,�hop�up,�then.
255
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,074
(grunting)
Just�kidding.
256
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,942
(laughing)
I'm�just�fuckin'�around.
257
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,278
I�need�to�take�a�step�back.
258
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,480
What's�the�joke,�boy?
Just�get�up�here.
259
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,208
(shouting)
260
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,313
Dad:�I�thought�you�could�do�it.
261
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,581
Keewanimooshki!
262
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,283
(Paul�coughing)
263
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,004
Stop�right�there,�stretch.
264
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,440
Oh�shit,�it's�a�set�up.
265
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,777
Guess�who's�the�law?
266
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,446
Cut�him�off!
267
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,914
Freeze!
268
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,883
(whispering)
269
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:11,951
-�Out�of�the�way,�Lips!
-�Check�the�vicinities
270
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,886
and�the�perimeters.
271
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,554
Well,�I�don't�like�this�at�all!
272
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,025
Jo:
We�got�you�now,�spaghetti�neck!
273
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:23,863
Hey!
274
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,498
Stop!�My�little�patties!
275
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,234
Please!�This�is�my�store!
276
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,871
You'll�never�see
your�coffee�again!
277
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,872
(screaming)
Stop!
278
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,374
(Jo�growling)
279
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,909
Stop,�you�little�shit!
280
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,944
(grunting)
281
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,647
(thumping)
282
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,818
You�guys�are�crazy.
I'm�telling�my�mom!
283
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,419
Oh,�shit.�I�fucked�up.
284
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,123
Sterling!�Come�back!
Wait!�I'm�sorry.
285
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,826
I�was�just�kidding.
You�didn't�get�the�joke.
286
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,027
Wait!
287
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,163
Come�back!
288
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,133
Well,�that�got�insane.
289
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,645
Here�you�go,�animosh.
290
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,380
Go�on�now,�take�it.
291
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,414
I'm�not�a�dog.
292
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,216
(laughing)
293
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,584
I'm�not�going�to�eat�that.
294
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,726
Mum,�mum!�Jo's�crazy!
She�tried�to�kill�me!
295
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,161
Whoa!
296
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,298
No�steps,�eh?
297
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,967
Yeah,�bad�news,�Jo.
You're�never�getting�up�there.
298
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,438
(grunting)
299
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,577
Ah,�I�don't�want
to�hear�it,�boy.
300
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,779
Sit�down�and�eat.
301
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,214
(panting)
I�just--�I�just--
302
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:52,017
I�just�wanted�to�say�I'm�sorry.
303
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,319
That's�it?
304
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,956
Mahma.
That's�enough.�Sit�down.
305
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,125
(panting)
306
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:06,432
I'll�make�sure�we�get�you
that�exercise�machine.
307
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,708
Let's�just�be�honest,�man.
308
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,710
This�isn't�happening.
309
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,079
Are�you�talking�about�the�steps
310
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,647
or�are�you�talking
about�me�and�you?
311
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,781
Same�shit.
312
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,617
Come�on,�Ducky.�Don't�let
the�stairs�come�between�us.
313
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,354
Come�down�here.�It's,�uh,
it's�nicer�than�you�think.
314
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,923
Oh,�is�it,�Paul?�Is�it�nice?
315
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,258
You�know�what,�Ducky?
316
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,161
I've�had�a�lot�of�time�to
think�down�here�in�the�dirt,
317
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,797
and�I�don't�think�this�is
going�to�work�out�anymore.
318
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:42,034
Plus,�I�still�have
feelings�for�Rose.
319
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,136
And�just�to�be�clear,
320
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,638
this�has�nothing�to
do�with�the�steps.
321
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,140
That's�too�bad.
322
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:52,044
You�know�you�only�get
one�shot�with�Ducky�McCay.
323
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,446
Technically,�I've�had�two�shots.
324
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,182
So,�you�need�a�new�catchphrase.
(chuckling)
325
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:05,824
Sabe?
326
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,203
The�crash�is�deadly.
327
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,845
Fucking�Swaggers
fucking�me�over.
328
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,848
I�wanted�those�egg�rolls
so�fucking�bad.
329
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,519
(muttering�angrily)
330
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,262
Voiceover:
Doug--�(coughing)
331
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,399
--Swaggers.�Help�me...
332
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,108
Paul:�I've�been�cock-blocked
by�a�lot�of�things,
333
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:00,045
but�never�by
a�set�of�steps,�man.
334
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,413
That's�fucked,�bro.
335
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:06,251
I've�been�cock-blocked�once...
by�an�actual�cock.
336
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,421
You�mean�like�an�actual�rooster,
though,�right?
337
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,190
I�wish.
338
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,226
Wherever�those�steps�are,
339
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:17,696
they're�laughing
at�you�right�now,�bro.
340
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,565
(horse�whinnying�on�laptop)
341
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,604
Woman:�Oh,�Tatanka.
Take�me.�Take�me�now.
342
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,974
I�mustn't.�Before�I've�earned
your�love�to�my�satisfaction,
343
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,742
I�must�pick�you
the�rarest�flower�from
344
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,044
the�top�of�Mount�Wreckyourback.
345
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,146
Are�you�sure?
'Cause�I�am�so�good�to�go.
346
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,181
No,�I�must.�It's�the�only�way.
347
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,783
But�no�man�has�ever
ventured�up�that�mountain
348
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,951
and�made�it�back�alive.
349
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,321
I�will�use�the�words�the�great
ancestors�passed�on�to�me.
350
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,623
Miino�waga�wabishke�bene�saag.
351
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,092
It�means,
"I'm�2�rough�4�life."
352
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,529
Woman:
Okay,�I�guess�I'll�wait�here?
353
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:59,037
Ol'�Roger�is
taking�it�slow�today.
354
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,006
I�don't�know�if
any�of�you�out�there
355
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,774
have�messed�with�Shapeshifter,
356
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,877
but�I�woke�up�with�a�unibrow.
357
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,681
Legend�has�it's�made
with�Sasquatch�pubes.
358
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,885
I'm�gonna�play,
"Too�Slow�to�Take�it�Slow"
359
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,554
by�Jimmy�Two-Two
and�the�Fiddle�Guys.
360
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,625
Oh,�God.
361
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:24,897
Mornin'�Jo.
362
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,766
Mornin'�Lips.
363
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,268
Hey,�how�did�everything
go�with�the�teens?
364
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,904
I�found�something
to�hold�them�over�until
365
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,206
I�get�them�the�exercise�machine.
366
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,480
Come�on,�bro.�You�got�it.
367
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,481
Keep�going,�man.
368
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:49,988
Voiceover:
Doug�Swaggers!�Whoo!
369
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,831
(barking)
370
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,900
("Penimitawe�Ota"�by
The�Resilience�playing)
371
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,884
Walking�this�stride,
Shoes�on�murder
372
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,587
Outfit�so�fresh
373
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,621
I'm�like
374
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,122
"Look�no�further"�psych...
375
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:28,722
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