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-�(metal�clattering)
-�Fuck's�sakes!
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I'll�remember�that!
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Shit!
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00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,661
(horn�honking)
5
00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:44,511
Sorry�Rita,
I�missed�your�wave.
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00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,146
Oh,�that?
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00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,314
I�didn't�even�notice!
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00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:49,983
Yeah,�okay�then,
take�care!
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Okay,�you�too!
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00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:54,654
See�you.
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00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,590
(engine�departing)
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'Cause�I�can
love�you�Baby
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All�night�long
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Okay!
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I�don't�want�anybody
fuckin'�around
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when�we�get�to�Winnipeg!
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Yeah!
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We're�goin'�straight
to�the�Red�River�Ex.
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No�bullshittin'!
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Sorry�I'm�a�little�late.
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Took�you�so�long,�man!
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Let's�kick�the�tires
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-�and�light�the�fires!
-�Can�you�not?
24
00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:56,249
I'm�just�havin'�a�day.
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I�can't�wait�to�get
to�the�deep�fry�pit.
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Last�year,
they�deep�fried
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a�whole�jar�of�peanut�butter.
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00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,022
So�what�did�you�bring
for�the�fry�yourself�truck,�bro?
29
00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,492
Nothin'.
I'm�all�about�the�feature.
30
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They're�gonna�deep�fry
a�whole�milkshake.
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We're�talkin'�cup,
lid,�straw,
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-�um,�the�whole�deal.
-�That's�risky,�man.
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I've�got�this�right�here.
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Cheesecake,�bro.
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That's�money!
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What's�goin'�on,
how�come�we�haven't�left?!
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Oh,�I�was�ironing�my�khakis.
38
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A�Brady�man,
you�look�freaked�out.
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You�doin'�okay?
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Ah,�I�don't�like
these�old�planes.
41
00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,783
Thing�looks�like
it's�100�years�old!
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Ha,�come�on,�Brady.
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Planes�don't
have�birthdays!
44
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Just�don't�be�freaked�out.
45
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I�won't�be�freaked�out.
46
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I�took�a�sleeping�pill.
47
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That's�a�weird�move,�man.
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Trip's�only�like,
an�hour.
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What's�up�your�arse,�bro?
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You�get�to�fly�a�plane
all�damned�day.
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You�wouldn't�understand,
you're�just�a�kid.
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(scoffs)
As�if.
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You're�30?
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Two�words:
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Exfoliate.
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All�right,�then.
57
00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,151
What's�the�difference
between�a�TFSA�and�an�RRSP?
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00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,620
You�don't�pay�taxes
on�the�TFSA.
59
00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,155
-�Mm.
-�But�with�an�RRSP,
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you're�locked�the�fuck�in.
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Well,�apologies
to�you,�ma'am.
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Nah,�man.
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I'm�hella�flattered.
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All�right,�listen.
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If�we're�being�real
with�each�other?
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I�lost�a�shit-tonne�of�money
betting�on�the�dog�races,
67
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and�if�my�wife�finds�out,
she's�gonna�kill�me.
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I�get�it,�man.
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Of�course,�you're�30.
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And�if�we're�being�honest
with�each�other?
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It's�not�even�my�wife
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that's�the�worst
of�my�problems.
73
00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,480
I�got�a�dog�bookie
who�handles�all�my�dog�bets,
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and�if�he�doesn't�get�paid--
75
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-�He'll�sic�his�dogs�on�you?
-�Yeah.
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Been�there.
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Paul:�Hey,�what's�goin'�on,
are�we�takin'�off,�or�what?!
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00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,822
Yeah,�yeah,�hang�on!
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Here's�what�I'm�thinkin':
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I'll�place�another�dog�bet
when�we�get�over
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into�the�internet�pocket,
right�over�barracks.
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00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,930
The�only�way�out�of�a�gambling
slump�is�to�keep�gambling.
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Ah--�exactly!
84
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Go�big�or�go�home,�bro!
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Oh,�fuckin'�right!
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Okay,�ladies�and�gentlemen.
87
00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,638
One�hour�to�Winnipeg,
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00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,640
buckle�up
and�enjoy�the�flight.
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00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:01,641
-�Ah.
-�Ah!
90
00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,676
Hey�Brady!
91
00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,612
Cool�kids
in�the�back�seat!
92
00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:07,714
Yeah,�I'm�a�cool�baby.
93
00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:08,815
What?!
94
00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,550
-�I'm�not�a�baby.
-�Okay.
95
00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:11,651
(chuckling)
96
00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,020
Just�a�head's�up:
I�talk�a�lot
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on�planes.
98
00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,056
Rose�hates�it.
99
00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,157
Okay,�great.
100
00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,192
Last�time,
101
00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:22,862
she�was�sawin'�logs
two�minutes�in.
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You're�not�gonna�fall�asleep
on�me�though,�eh?
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00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,966
No,�no,�I...
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00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,868
I�hate�sleeping.
105
00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,837
Same!
(laughing)
106
00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,838
I�wish�I�could�skip�it!
107
00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:35,174
Plus�all�the�work
I�have�to�do.
108
00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,709
Sorry,�am�I�boring�you?
109
00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,312
Oh,�no,�no,�no,�no,
that's�my�neck.
110
00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,847
I,�uh...
111
00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,081
Was�watching
a�live�tennis�match.
112
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,916
In�Grouse�Lake?
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00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,219
Yep,�mm�hmm.
114
00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,687
Anyways.
115
00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,555
Last�time
I�took�a�day�off,
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00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:52,258
Chief�Deedee�bought�a�horse.
117
00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:53,259
I�take�one�day�off,
118
00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:56,596
and�she�buys�a�horse!
119
00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,264
What�the�heck
is�goin'�on?!
120
00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,512
It's�like�my�bros
on�W�Street�say:
121
00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:16,716
Buy�low,�sell�high.
(phone�chiming,�chirping)
122
00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,750
We're�in�the�internet�pocket.
123
00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,252
Hold�the�yoke�for�a�sec,
124
00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,854
-�I'm�gonna�make�a�call!
-�Fuckin'�sick,�for�real?!
125
00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,690
Yeah,�you�got�this,�right?
You're�30!
126
00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:24,924
'Course,�bro.
127
00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,592
Hello?!
128
00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,761
Yeah,�hey!
Give�me�two�grand
129
00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,530
-�on�Fast�and�the�Furry�Legs!
-�Bookie:�Two�grand...
130
00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,398
Uh�yeah,�in�the�next
wiener�dog�race.
131
00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,866
-�Bookie:�Okay.
-�Two�grand?
132
00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,435
-�Bookie:�You�got�it.
-�Yeah,�why?
133
00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,070
How�much�you�down?
134
00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,105
Twenty-five.
135
00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,273
Wow.
136
00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:42,241
Yeah.
137
00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:46,212
"Go�big�or�go�home,"�right?
138
00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:48,247
Yeah,�put�me�down
for�25�grand...
139
00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,249
-�Bookie:�Twenty-five�grand.
-�On�the�Fast
140
00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,952
and�the�Furry�Legs.
141
00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,954
(phone�chiming)
142
00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,723
It's�cousin�Leon.
143
00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:57,990
He's�at�the�fry�barrel,
and�he�said
144
00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:00,259
it's�the�biggest
line�he's�ever�seen.
145
00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,061
For�real?!
Fuckin'�Leon!
146
00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,429
I�told�you�he's�a�scammer!
147
00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,431
I'll�get�him�to�buy�us
three�milkshakes,
148
00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,333
-�just�in�case�they�sell�out.
-�He'd�better.
149
00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,434
(phone�chimes)
150
00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:11,571
Okay,�he's�gonna�do�it.
151
00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:12,572
But�he�needs�60�bucks.
152
00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,674
All�right,�all�right.
153
00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:15,775
I'll�send�it!
154
00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:18,644
Can't�wait�to�eat
that�lid,�bro.
155
00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,947
There,�sent.
(exhales�sharply)
156
00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,616
He'd�better�not�fuck�us.
157
00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:26,853
(phone�buzzing)
He's�calling!
158
00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:31,591
-�What's�up?!
-�Bookie:�Sorry,�man,�you�lost.
159
00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,760
-�What?!
-�Bookie:�Yeah,�you�lost.
160
00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,094
-�Fuck!
-�Bookie:�Yeah.
161
00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,295
He�lost?!
162
00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,698
-�Yeah,�that's�what�I'm�saying.
-�Holy�shit!
163
00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:39,699
Nooo...!
164
00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,367
No,�no,�no!
165
00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,935
Nooo...!
166
00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:45,805
-�Oh�God!
-�Harsh,�bro.
167
00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,807
You�just�lost�50�Gs!
168
00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,777
(gasping)
169
00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,279
It's�okay,�it's�okay.
170
00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,381
(laughing�maniacally)
171
00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,383
It's�okay,�it's�okay.
172
00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,553
It's�okay,�it's�okay.
(exhales�shakily)
173
00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,688
Oh,�I�haven't�asked�you
about�you,�yet!
174
00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,323
Is�this�your�first�time
going�to�the�Ex?
175
00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,892
(yawning�loudly)
176
00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,660
I'm�not�actually�going
to�the�Ex.
177
00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,962
Why�not?
178
00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,664
I�have�to�go�to�Winnipeg.
179
00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:14,167
To�sign�my�divorce�papers.
180
00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,835
You're�married?
181
00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:18,304
(snoring)
182
00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,139
Did�you�guys�know�Brady
was�married?
183
00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,374
Nah,�man.
184
00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,643
Nah!
185
00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:24,710
But�I�know�he�took
a�sleeping�pill.
186
00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,712
We�should�stick�his�hand
in�some�water
187
00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:27,814
until�he�pee-pees�himself.
188
00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,482
-�No!
-�Two�against�one.
189
00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:30,683
Heather!
190
00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,151
Put�that�thing�down!
191
00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,654
I�thought�we�were�trying
to�work�things�out!
192
00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,525
We're�cruising
at�an�altitude�of...
193
00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,261
I�don't�know,�fuck,
but�it's�awesome!
194
00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,262
Fifty�grand.
195
00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,499
Like�sand,
through�my�hands.
196
00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,034
Yeah.
197
00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,703
Would've�been�better
if�you'd�fucked�with�an�RRSP.
198
00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:51,938
I�mean,�sure,
199
00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,007
it's�a�slow�build,
but�it's�the�safest�gamble
200
00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,409
-�out�there.
-�Yeah,�but�I�don't�want
201
00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:57,844
safe,�man!
202
00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:58,845
I�thought�we�were�on
the�same�page!
203
00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:01,080
We�are,�bro!
204
00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,682
So�you�know�what
I'm�gonna�say.
205
00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:06,052
That�the�only�way�out
is�to�bet�my�way�out!
206
00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,087
Fuckin'�right!
207
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,088
So�go�back?
208
00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:10,089
Can�I?
209
00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,458
In�the�pocket?
210
00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,459
Are�we�really�doin'�this?
211
00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,194
We're�really�doin'�this.
212
00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,362
(cackling)
213
00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:17,363
(plane�engine�revving)
214
00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:20,032
Pilot:�Woo-hoo!
(giggling)
215
00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,868
What�the�hell?!
216
00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,603
We're�turning�around?!
217
00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,738
We�are?
218
00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:27,473
Oh--�we�totally�are!
219
00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,909
What�the�hell
are�you�doin'�up�there?!
220
00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:33,212
Don't�mess�with�my�milkshake!
221
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,485
Pilot:�Hello,�everyone,
this�is�your�captain�saying
222
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,554
there's�going�to�be�a�slight
change�in�our�flight�path.
223
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,990
We�had�to�adjust
for�a�flock�of�birds�up�ahead.
224
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,491
But�don't�worry,
we'll�be�in�Winnipeg
225
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,526
before�you�know�it.
226
00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,827
I�don't�see�any�birds!
227
00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:48,828
We're�gonna�miss
the�deep�fry?
228
00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,496
We�never�miss�it!
229
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,798
Un-real.
230
00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,367
Did�you�know�that�I�got
my�first�hickey
231
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,368
from�a�grease�splash?
232
00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,571
(phone�chiming)
233
00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,674
Leon�says�his�wife�ate
234
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,510
a�deep�fried�milkshake,
and�it�was�so�good!
235
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,178
She�passed�out,�bro.
236
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,714
I�just�wanna�sit�back
and�eat�a�deep�fried�milkshake,
237
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,716
and�then�get�sick,
238
00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:11,984
and�then�take�a�nap
under�a�bush.
239
00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,352
That's�doing�the�Ex
Paul�style!
240
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,688
(phone�chiming)
Leon�says,
241
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,256
"You�guys�should�be
here�by�now!
242
00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,358
"What�are�you�taking,
a�plane,�or�a�fuckin'�turtle?"
243
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,027
Leon�needs�to�stop
running�his�mouth!
244
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,828
(phone�chiming)
245
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,497
Leon�says�he's�gonna�eat
all�three�milkshakes,
246
00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:26,832
and�go�find�the�best
nap�bush.
247
00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,335
Why�aren't�we
in�Winnipeg�yet?!
248
00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:31,337
Got�it!
249
00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,239
So�my�bookie's�at
the�Winnipeg�Dog�Show�right�now,
250
00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,207
and�they're�about�to�call
the�herding�category.
251
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,577
So�it's�down�to�a�shepherd
named�Schnitzel,
252
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,579
or�a�collie�named�Betsy.
253
00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:40,613
He�says�that�Schnitzel
looks�good�for�it,�though.
254
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,416
-�If�it�was�me?
-�Yeah.
255
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,017
I'd�go�50�grand
on�the�Schnitz.
256
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,787
F-fifty?
257
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,722
Holy�shit.
258
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,624
Holy�shit,�uh...
259
00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:54,393
-�Fifty�grand�on�the�Schnitz!
260
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,562
-�Is�that�a�question?
-�No,�that's�not�a�question!
261
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,897
-�Okay?
-�I�want�it!
262
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,099
-�(laughing)
-�Yeah,�50,�all�in!
263
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,968
Nice!
264
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,035
Whoo!
265
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,070
That�was�the�biggest�bet
I�ever�made.
266
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,204
Nice.
267
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,473
Woo-hoo,�Schnitz,
don't�fail�me�now!
268
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,909
Heather!
269
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,078
Put�the�thing�down!
270
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,479
It's�a�live�animal.
271
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,448
You�don't�know
how�to�use�it.
272
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:16,816
Are�you�guys�hearing�this?
273
00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,051
He's�been�saying
all�sorts�of�crazy�things.
274
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,052
Heather,
put�that�critter�down!
275
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,221
Please!
276
00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,056
(groaning)
277
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,157
You�know,
if�you�talk�to�somebody
278
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:28,594
when�they're�sleeping,
they'll�answer.
279
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,162
Prank�Wife!
280
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,564
"Prank�Wife?"
281
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:34,734
Okay,�I'm�just�gonna�ask�him
what�we�all�wanna�know!
282
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,269
Brady?
283
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,473
You�said�you're�getting
divorced?
284
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,576
-�Is�Heather�your�wife?
-�Yes.
285
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:47,346
What�happened
to�your�marriage?
286
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,148
She�made�prank�videos
for�her�channel.
287
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,017
Whoa!
288
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,685
Is�that�what�all
289
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,153
the�critters
are�about,�then?
290
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,355
Heather,
291
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,024
put�the�ferret�down!
292
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,792
Please!
293
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,160
It�looks�angry!
294
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,262
Prank�Wife!
295
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,533
Man,�somebody's
gotta�look�that�up!
296
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,504
Hello?
297
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,939
What?
298
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,841
(chatter�on�radio)
Yes!
299
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,309
Yes!
300
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,450
I�won.
301
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,952
I�fucking�won!
302
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:27,987
(screaming)
303
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,988
Ohh�my�God!
304
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,491
I�fucking�won,
oh�my�gosh!
305
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,492
Yesss!
306
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,361
I�got�it,�I�got�it,
307
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,496
check�it�out!
308
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,698
Dean,�Jesus!
309
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,700
...of�a�husband
is�about�to�take�a�shower,
310
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,002
and�I'm�gonna�pour
a�hot�cup�of�coffee�on�him.
311
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,670
Prank�Wife!
312
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,840
Ooh!
313
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,977
(Paul�chuckling)
314
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:52,978
(Brady�shrieking)
315
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,847
What�is�that,�coffee?!
316
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,682
Don't�forget�to�like
and�subscribe!
317
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,819
Ah,�Prank�Wife!
318
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,921
Shit,�we're�out
of�the�pocket!
319
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,689
That's�deadly,
his�wife�is�Jackass!
320
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,990
I�wanna�watch�more!
321
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,760
Hey,�turn�around
back�into�the�pocket!
322
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,428
Watch�it�when�you�get�back
to�Winnipeg!
323
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,863
Nobody's�turning
this�plane�around.
324
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,366
You�know�how�you
take�control�of�a�plane?
325
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,737
You�gotta�Conair�them,�man.
326
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,773
Are�you...
327
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,874
Gonna�highjack�this�thing?
328
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,209
Hear�me�out!
329
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,944
So�dude
330
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,012
pulls�a�condom
out�of�his�throat
331
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,014
with�lighter�fluid
and�matches�inside,
332
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,518
and�he�burns�another�bro.
333
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,786
And�then�when
shit�gets�crazy,
334
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,088
he�hits�a�switch,
and�it�releases
335
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,124
Cyrus�the�Virus.
336
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,559
And�then�Cyrus�gets�a�gun,
337
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,628
and�he�puts�it
to�the�pilot's�neck,
338
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:46,732
and�he�tells�him
to�turn�the�plane�around.
339
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,568
We're�not�doin'
any�of�that.
340
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:54,306
Man,�I�haven't�had�a�cigar
since�my�first�born.
341
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,242
Oh,�you�got�kids.
342
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,443
Yeah,�man.
343
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,044
My�youngest�just�graduated
high�school.
344
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,814
-�Congrats.
-�Congrats�to�you,�man!
345
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,048
Mm.
346
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:06,786
Looks�to�me�like�you've�got
a�lucky�pocket.
347
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,154
Ooh.
348
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,321
A�lucky�pocket.
349
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,091
So�what,�uh,
you're�even�now?
350
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,160
Yeah.
(clearing�throat)
351
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,261
And�it�feels�good.
352
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,596
Yeah.
353
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,431
Being�even�is�cool.
354
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,766
Mm.
355
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,935
But�bein'�up...
356
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,640
...is�even�cooler.
357
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,609
Oh,�shit!
358
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,912
Are�we�really�goin'�back
into�my�lucky�pocket?
359
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,914
Startin'�to�feel�like�it!
360
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,250
It�is�startin'
to�feel�like�it!
361
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,252
Oh�shit.
362
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:44,490
-�I'm�really�doin'�it!
-�Yeah,�you�really�are�doin'�it!
363
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,159
Shh,�shh.
364
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,762
Uh�hey,�just�a�quick�note
from�the�cockpit,
365
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:53,632
um,�looks�like�a�lot
of�troubling�weather
366
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,301
and...�turbulence
up�ahead.
367
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:59,338
But�don't�worry,
it's...�I--�I�see�it.
368
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:00,873
Don't�do�it.
369
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,874
Don't�you�do�it,
370
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:05,845
don't�you�turn
this�plane�around!
371
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,346
He's�fuckin'�doin'�it!
372
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,515
So�my�husband�Brady
is�the�internet's
373
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,816
favourite�dumb�ass.
374
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,718
I'm�gonna�straight�up
throw�this�chair�at�him
375
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,719
when�he's�in�the�shower.
376
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,354
Prank�Wife!
377
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,359
Brady:�Oof!
(coughing�and�groaning)
378
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,494
Oh,�I�got�his�balls.
379
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,563
(laughing)
Prank�Wife!
380
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,501
(Heather�laughing)
381
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,502
Poor�thing.
382
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,204
(snoring)
383
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,474
Dean,
384
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,508
let's�do�the�Conair�thing.
385
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,377
-�Yes,�guy!
-�So�what's�the�plan,
386
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,378
what's�your�gun?
387
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,981
-�I�got�cheesecake
right�here.
388
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:45,851
Is�it�in�a�box,
or�is�it�all�loose?
389
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,922
Well,�a�bag's
as�good�as�a�box?
390
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,157
So�it's�loose.
391
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,226
Yeah,�I�brought�loose
cheese�cake.
392
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,761
How�many�times
do�I�gotta�say�it?
393
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,030
-�What�are�we�doin',�here?
-�Doesn't�matter.
394
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,198
I�want�you�to�grab
a�clump�of�that�shit,
395
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,700
stick�it�up
to�the�pilot's�face,
396
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,903
and�make�him
turn�this�plane�around.
397
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,372
Let's�fuckin'�do�it!
398
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,773
Okay,�got�it!
399
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,575
Okay,�so�my�bookie's�at�a
casting�session
400
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,277
-�for�a�dog�food�commercial.
-�Buddy�gets�around.
401
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,578
Pfft,�I'll�say.
402
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,680
Says�it's�between
a�Chihuahua�named�Charlie,
403
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,081
and�a�mutt�named�Sweats.
404
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,050
Says�they�always�bring
a�mutt�in�at�the�call�backs,
405
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,185
just�to�show�that�they're
open�minded�or�something,
406
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,453
but�they�never�actually
pick�the�mutt.
407
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,122
Sounds�like
an�easy�bet�to�me.
408
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,723
Right?
409
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,891
So,�the�Chihuahua?
410
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,593
What�do�you�think,�50?
411
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,963
Nah,�we've�already�done�50.
412
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,399
A�hundred?
413
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,869
Go�big�or�go�home,�bro.
414
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,771
Oh,�I'm�really
gonna�do�this.
415
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,139
Lucky�pocket,�bro!
416
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,875
A�hundred�thousand
417
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:46,045
on�Charlie�the�Chihuahua.
418
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,780
(chuckling)
419
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,281
-�Whoa,�whoa,�whoa!
-�Turn�this�plane�around,
420
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,551
and�take�us�to�Winnipeg,
or�this�pilot�gets�it!
421
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,222
Chickadee?
422
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,258
'Sup.
423
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,529
Just�chill,
be�cool,�man,�be�cool.
424
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,997
Just�don't�do�anything
that�you're�gonna�regret.
425
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,732
We�need�to�be�in�Winnipeg
half�an�hour�ago
426
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,967
for�the�damn�milkshakes!
427
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,134
Now�turn�this
old�ass�plane�around!
428
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,502
Okay,�okay,�okay!
429
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,738
-�Turn�it�around.
-�(engine�puttering)
430
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,473
Chickadee:
Shit!
431
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:15,507
-�Uh...
-�Pilot:�Ah!
432
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,142
It�says�we're�out�of�gas?
433
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,510
Oh�shit!
434
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,846
Paul:�I�don't�feel�us
landing!
435
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:25,150
It�uh,�it�looks�like
the�safest�spot�to�land
436
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,820
would�be...
437
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,388
Grouse�Lake.
438
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,389
Paul:�What?!
439
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,490
Did�he�just�say
Grouse�Lake?!
440
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,192
(groaning)
441
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:36,428
I�can't�believe�this!
442
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,164
(phone�chiming)
443
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,332
It's�Leon!
444
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,002
He�sent�a�voice�memo.
445
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,037
Milkshakes�sold�out,
fat�necks!
446
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,239
I'll�be�dreamin'
about�you�losers
447
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,875
while�I'm�nappin'
in�some�prime�bush.
448
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,077
It's...
449
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,545
Over.
450
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,016
It's�never�over,�bro.
451
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,784
We�got�our�own�barrel!
452
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,952
Let's�go�to
the�North�Store,
453
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,787
we'll�get�a�buttload
of�canola�oil,
454
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,722
and�we'll�fry�this
in�the�yard.
455
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,924
You�wanna�deep�fry
456
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,260
that�old,�dirty,
loose�cheesecake?
457
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,462
Bag�and�all.
458
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,563
You�want�some�deep�fried
backpack?
459
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,598
For�honestly?
460
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,299
Yeah,�man.
461
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,935
As�it�turns�out,
462
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,872
we�never�needed
to�go�anywhere.
463
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,907
The�fry�barrel
was�in�us�the�whole�time.
464
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,278
Paul:�That's�beautiful.
465
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,947
Dean:�Yeah!
466
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,617
Brady:�Hey,�sorry
I�fell�asleep�on�you�there.
467
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,218
How�was�your�flight?
468
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,622
Good,�actually.
469
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,257
I�didn't�think
about�work�once.
470
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,060
Are�we�in�Winnipeg?!
471
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,796
No,�we're�almost�back
in�Grouse�Lake.
472
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,065
Did�I�sleep�through
the�whole�trip?
473
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,933
It's�a�long�story.
474
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,636
Hey,�I�didn't�talk
in�my�sleep,�did�I?
475
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,404
Sometimes�I�do�that.
476
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,339
No,�you�didn't�say�a�word.
477
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,675
Ah,�phew!
478
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,811
(phone�chiming)
479
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,282
Fuck!
480
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,416
Deedee�bought�a�new�horse!
481
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,618
(phone�buzzing)
482
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,792
Hello?
483
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,994
Sweats!
484
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,463
What?
485
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,164
They�went�with
the�fucking�mutt.
486
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,840
They�never�go
with�the�fucking�mutt!
487
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,643
(sobbing)�They�never�go�with
the�fucking...�mutt!
488
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,812
I'll�just�go�ahead
and�land�this�thing.
489
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,514
(Pilot�sobbing)
490
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:39,351
Chickadee:�Yeah,�land-ho,
bitches!
491
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,320
That�was�so�sick,�man!
492
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,788
Thanks�for�letting�me
take�the�wheel.
493
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,624
My�life�is�over.
494
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,027
Between�my�wife�and
495
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,663
my�dog�bookie,
496
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,365
shit,�I'm�a�dead�man.
497
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,367
Hey,�man.
498
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,170
Here's�what�you're�gonna�do:
499
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,739
You're�gonna�gas�up
this�tin�can,
500
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,674
you're�gonna�fly
as�north�as�you�can,
501
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,476
and�don't�turn�back.
502
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:09,381
You're�a�ghost�now,�bro.
503
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,888
My�YouTube�channel
has�proven�to�be
504
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,223
too�much�of�a�challenge
for�my�marriage,
505
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,726
so�after�some
couples�therapy,
506
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,528
I've�taken�a�long,�hard�look
at�what's�important�to�me,
507
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,263
and�that's�my�husband.
508
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,864
I�love�him,
509
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,034
and�I�have�to�stop
terrorizing�him.
510
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,936
Just�kidding.�(laughing)
511
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:36,141
(animal�squeaking)
512
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,610
Totally�gonna�throw
this�ferret
513
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,712
at�him�when�he's�in�the�shower.
514
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,447
(ferret�chattering,�snarling)
515
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,718
Brady:�Ah,�a�ferret!
516
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,719
(shrieking)
517
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,987
Prank�Wife!
518
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,490
Brady:�I�thought�we
were�gonna�work�this�out!
519
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,128
Well,�are�you�gonna�get�it
520
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,396
outta�here?!
521
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,931
What�the�fuck?!
522
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,069
Ah!�I�want�a�divorce!
523
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,971
("Close�As�She�Wants�Me"
by�Pima�Express�plays)
524
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,807
Yes�I�can�love�you�baby
525
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,145
All�night�long
526
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,782
I�could�give�you�everything
527
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,084
That�you�want
Just�look�into�my�eyes
528
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,959
And�you�can�see�my�love
529
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,995
Yes�I�can�love�you�baby
530
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:34,595
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