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(birds�chirping,�fire�crackling)
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Beautiful�day�today.
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Yes,�it�is.
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(grunting)
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Look�at�that.
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00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,733
I�really�like
the�look�of�your�pemmican.
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00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,402
You�can�have�some.
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(grunting)
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Yeah.
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It's�a�real�nice�day.
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What's�that�you�got�there?
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Is�that�a�satchel?
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You�know�it's�a�satchel.
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It's�really�nice.
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My�grandparents�made�it.
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Lot�of�lineage.
17
00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,197
That's�where
I�keep�my�blueberries.
18
00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,533
I�don't�think�you're�getting�it.
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00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:10,103
I�really�really�like...
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...your�satchel.
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Yeah,�it's�a�nice�bag.
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Listen,�I'm�going
to�hit�the�road.
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(grunting)
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It's�a�real�beautiful�satchel.
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Okay,�you�love�the�satchel.
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I�get�it.�I�will�keep
your�compliment�with�me
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and�it�will�keep�me�warm
in�my�journey.�Goodbye.
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I�forgot�to�say,
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I�love�that�jacket�of�yours.
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How�do�I�look?
Goes�good�with�the�satchel.
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(birds�chirping)
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'Cause�I�can�love�you,�baby
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All�night�long
34
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Roger:
That�was�Cryin'�On�My�Moon
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by�Sad�Sonyah�and�the�Crybabies,
36
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and�in�case�you�forgot�who�I�am,
37
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this�is
Laughingstick�in�the�Morning
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starting�a�little
later�than�usual.
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(slurping,�sighing)
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Went�and�seen�a�moose
out�in�the�bush�that�died�funny
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and�ho'ley,
it�was�dead�and�deadly.
42
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If�you�wanna�talk�about�it,
43
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-�lines�are�open!
-�(phone�ringing)
44
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Go�ahead,�you're�on�the�air
with�Laughingstick.
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Rita:�It's�Rita.
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Rita,�did�you�see�the�moose?
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Rita:�Nah,�I�just�need
a�ride�to�the�store.
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For�what?
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Rita:�I'm�out�of�eggs!
50
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Alright,�Rita's�out�of�eggs.
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If�you're�out�there�listening,
maybe�swing�by�and�pick�her�up.
52
00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,352
Oh,�hey!�You're�in�luck!
53
00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,487
I�am?
54
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,189
Yeah,�we�got
a�promotion�on�right�now.
55
00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,225
Anyone�who�gets�a�bag�of�coffee
gets�a�free�box�of�chocolates.
56
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Oh,�okay.
57
00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:17,363
It's�not�just�for�people�I�like,
it's�for�anybody.
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What�are�you,
trying�to�give�me�diabetes?
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Uh...�Oh,�um...
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00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,936
Maybe�for�Chickadee?
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You�want�her�to�have�diabetes?
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You�know�what?
It's�a�dumb�promotion.
63
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We're�gonna�stop�it.
We're�gonna�stop�it!
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00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,946
Somebody�heard�me.�So...
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Oh.�Okay.
66
00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,082
See�you,�Brady.
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00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,786
Oh,�yeah,�you�will?
68
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(romantic�music�swelling)
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Woman�on�TV:
I�prayed�for�your�return.
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A'ho,�I�have�returned,�as�has�my
loyal�horse�companion,�Comanche.
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Yes,�of�course.
Hi�there,�Comanche.
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00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,202
Is�it�true�you�came�back�for�me?
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It�is�true.
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You�are�as�beautiful
as�I�remember.
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00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:02,108
I�will�take�you�up�Hunter's�Peak
to�watch�the�sunset.
76
00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,477
Forget�the�sunset.�Take�me�now.
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00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,713
No.�I�must�first�earn�your�love
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00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,949
over�time�with
several�romantic�gestures.
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-�(booming�outside)
-�Woman:�Oh,�Tatanka!
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(booming)
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Man:�Move�you�fuckin'�thing!
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Fucking�come�on!�I'm�stuck!
(grunting)
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Come�on!
84
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-�(ripping)
-�Shit!
85
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What�the�fuck!?
86
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(grunting)
87
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(panting)
88
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Do�you�have�duct�tape?
89
00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,651
Look�at�this�shit.
It's�all�fucked.
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00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,185
And�I�think
I�swallowed�a�bug,�too.
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Good�for�you.
92
00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:51,090
Ho'leh�don't�even�be�like�that.
93
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What�do�you�want?
94
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,262
I�heard�you�and�Stephen�Harper
got�nothing�going�on�right�now.
95
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None�of�your�business.
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Cool,�cool,�cool,
'cause�I�was�thinking
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maybe�you�can�come�by,
we�can�hang�out�later?
98
00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,170
Come�over?
99
00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:06,105
Yeah,�I'll�cook�up
some�macaroni�and�cheese,
100
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,373
I'll�cut�up�some�wieners,
101
00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,042
we'll�watch�Hell's�Kitchen.
102
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I�know�you�love�that�shit.
103
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You�want�me�to�just
come�to�your�Mom's�place?
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It's�my�house,
my�mom's�my�neighbour.
105
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Your�place�is�built
right�onto�her�place.
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I�have�my�own�door.
107
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Is�this�your�idea
of�fighting�for�me,
108
00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:21,688
because�this�feels�like�nothing.
109
00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,222
I�said�I�was�going�to
cut�up�the�wieners.
110
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Look�at�us,
we're�already�fighting
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and�we're�not
even�back�together.
112
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No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no.
We're�not�fighting.
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When�I�was�talking
about�picking�you�up,
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that's�just�the�start�of�it,
but�we�can�skip�all�that
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and�we�can--
we�can�go�to�the�big�thing.
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Oh,�you�planned�a�big�thing?
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You�think�I�came
all�this�way�just�to
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rip�my�pants�in�front�of�you?
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I�don't�know.
120
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It's�me,�it's�your
little�bannockburger,�you�know?
121
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I'll�come�by�in�the�morning,
and,�we'll,�uh...
122
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we'll�do�the�big�thing.
123
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Okay.�Cool.�I'd�like�that.
124
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Just�fuckin'�missing�her!
125
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Easy,�bannock�butt.
126
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You're�just�missing�your�arse.
127
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(groaning)
128
00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:01,427
Ho'ley�heck�boy,
go�change�them�pants.
129
00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,096
I'm�going�to�tell�Mummy
you're�talking�shit!
130
00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,864
You�know�my�brother's
an�idiot,�eh?
131
00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,200
Sometimes�he's�a�sweet�idiot.
132
00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,534
With�taped�up�pants.
133
00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,336
He�just�ripped�them.
134
00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,573
Oh,�that�makes�it
so�much�better�then.
135
00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:17,610
Don't�even�tell�me�you're
getting�back�with�that�weenuk.
136
00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,379
-�I�don't�know.�Maybe.
-�(booming�outside)
137
00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:20,380
We'll�see.
138
00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,848
(booming)
139
00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,351
Paul:
Holy�shit,�this�fucking�thing!
140
00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,586
(engine�rumbling)
141
00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:28,888
Sorry,�I�was�saying,
142
00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,022
maybe�we'll�get�back�together.
143
00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,090
-�(phone�ringing)
-�We'll�see.
144
00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,191
No,�no,�I�get�it.
145
00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,061
You�have�a�type,
and�that�type�is�busted.
146
00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,262
Like�you�don't�have�a�type.
147
00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,397
(phone�ringing)
148
00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,899
Ban'�office.�Busy.
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00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:43,102
I�don't�even�have�a�type.
150
00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,105
You�like�rugged�guys
with�shit�for�brains.
151
00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,442
Life�a�white�buffalo
152
00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:52,779
Standing�strong
in�the�fading�light
153
00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,883
So?�I�used�to�like�hot�idiots.
154
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,919
They�always�got�me
with�their�bodies
155
00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,954
and�the�long�hair
156
00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,257
and�the�bodies
157
00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,591
and�the�hair.
158
00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,627
Maybe�we�need�something�new.
159
00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,230
Where�am�I�gonna�find
someone�new�around�here
160
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,266
that�isn't�my�cousin?
161
00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,768
They�don't�sell�good�men
at�the�North�Store.
162
00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,738
(beeping)
163
00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,507
I�know�Jo�can�see�me,
but�how�can�I�get�her�to
164
00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,676
really�see�me,�you�know?
165
00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,246
Mm!�Mm!�Oh,�that's�hot.
That's�too�hot.
166
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,683
I�just�want�Jo�to
see�me�romantically,�you�know?
167
00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,318
Same!�She's�running
out�of�men�around�here.
168
00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:35,855
She's�already�dated�any�man
that�would�bring�her�a�fish
169
00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,458
and�I'm�sitting�here
with�one�grandkid.
170
00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,259
Like�I'm�barely�a�kookum.
171
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,361
The�other�grannies
talk�about�me,�you�know.
172
00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:43,596
So�what�do�I�do?
173
00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,967
I'll�tell�you�how�to
get�with�my�daughter.
174
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,470
You�have�to�be�a�tough�guy.
175
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,672
Yeah,�yeah.�I�can�do�that.
I�can�be�a�tough�guy.
176
00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,040
I�know�I�don't
look�like�a�tough�guy,
177
00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:56,843
but�believe�you�me,
there's�a�tough�guy�in�here.
178
00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,110
-�You�know?
-�(chuckling)
179
00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,480
Ah!�My�mouth,�my�mouth!
180
00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,515
(shouting)
Why�won't�you�cool�down?!
181
00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:07,186
You're�listening�to
Laughingstick�in�the�evening
182
00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,022
and�I'm�still�thinking�about
the�moose�that�died�funny,
183
00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:14,360
and�that�gave�me�the�idea
for�today's�top�five.
184
00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:16,229
(eagle�screeching)
185
00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:20,032
Laughingstick's�Top�Five.
186
00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,401
Today's�list?
187
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Top�five�dead�things
that�died�funny.
188
00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:28,140
Number�five!
189
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,010
That�dead�crow�outside
the�Ban'�office�was
190
00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:33,546
stuffed�inside�a�pop�bottle.
191
00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:36,582
Now,�that's�some�bad
medicine�right�there.
192
00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,151
Number�four!
193
00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,153
A�dead�muskrat�under�my�porch.
194
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,055
Had�a�fork�sticking�out�of�it--
195
00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:48,427
Fuck,�that�moose�sounds�wicked.
196
00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:49,662
Yeah,�man,�this�is�so�cool!
197
00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,063
Three�of�us
hanging�out�on�the�bus,
198
00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,566
listening�to�Roger�talk
about�a�dead�moose�on�the�radio.
199
00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,067
It's�just�like�a�dream�I�had.
200
00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:59,171
Mn'ehh.�Cover�that�shit�up,
too,�putch�face.�It's�gross.
201
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,774
If�my�face�was�a�putch
you'd�just�be�scared�right�now.
202
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,175
I'm�proud�of�this�hickey.
203
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,177
It�lets�everyone�know�a�lady
sucked�on�my�neck�today.
204
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,746
Damn,�I�want�a�hickey.
205
00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,281
Come�on,�guys,
what�am�I�supposed�to�do
206
00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:09,448
with�Rose�tomorrow?
207
00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,717
I�promised�I�was
going�to�do�something�big.
208
00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,219
Dean:�There's�a�part�in
Rush�Hour�that�could�help.
209
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:16,355
It�was�with�Jackie�Chan
and�Lucy�Liu,�and...
210
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,057
I�forget�what�it�was.
211
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,059
But�he�did�something
wicked�to�win�her�back.
212
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,594
Let's�watch�it,�bro.
213
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,462
Mm,�can't�watch�Rush�Hour�1
without�watching
214
00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,398
Rush�Hour�2�and�3.
215
00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,699
Awesome!
216
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,768
Lucy�Liu,�is�that�Rush�Hour
or�Shanghai�Noon?
217
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,436
I�think�he's�right.
218
00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:31,437
You�can't�watch�Shanghai�Noon
219
00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,872
without�watching
Shanghai�Knights.
220
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:37,076
Are�we�watching�three�Rush�Hours
and�two�Shanghai�movies?
221
00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:39,211
Because�that�was
also�in�my�dream!
222
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,980
Oh�yeah,�dude.
223
00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,749
It's�been�a�while�since
I�did�a�Jackie�Chan�Five'r.
224
00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:51,290
And�away�we�go.
225
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,060
Paul:�Chan's�deadly.
I�bet�you�he's�Cree.
226
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,761
Brady:�I�have�to�pee.
227
00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,897
Dean:�We�just�started
this�movie.�Wait�an�hour.
228
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,632
Brady:�Okay,�yeah.�Good.
229
00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,334
Oh,�man.�I�can�see�his�wire.
230
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,970
Dean:�That's�not�a�wire.
Jackie�Chan�can�fly,�bro.
231
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:07,974
Paul:�Why�you�shittin'�on�Chan?
232
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,909
Brady:
Damn,�those�movies�age�well.
233
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,178
Yeah,�but�did
watching�those�help?
234
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,414
They're�more�about
best�friends�than�snaggin'.
235
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,582
Yeah,�that's�true.
236
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,017
I�feel�closer
to�you�guys�already.
237
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,519
Wait.�What�time�is�it?
238
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:21,587
Uh...
239
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:23,823
...tomorrow.
240
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,591
Shit!
241
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,994
I�still�have
nothing�to�do�with�Rose.
242
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,028
Fuck,�I'm�a�dead�man.
243
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,433
Come�on,�guys.
I�gotta�pick�her�up�soon!
244
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,636
I�know.�Give�her�a�free�box�of
chocolates�when�she�buys�coffee.
245
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,437
I�don't�work�at�the�store,
what�is�this?
246
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,007
Oh,�yeah.�Jo�hated�it�too.
247
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,809
Fuck,�I'm�an�idiot,
I'm�a�fuckin'�idiot.
248
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,144
He�does�this.
249
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:48,180
Oh,�wait,�what's�that�show
Rose�always�watches?
250
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,515
Rintin�Chips?
251
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,184
Rintin�Chips?!
It's�fuckin'�Restless�Wind,�man.
252
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,153
Oh,�yeah.�She�loves�that�show.
253
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:55,354
I�love�that�show.
254
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,123
Man,�you�just�gotta�be
a�rugged�bush�Native
255
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,091
like�that�big�dick�buckskin�guy.
256
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,493
I�don't�have�any�buckskin!
257
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,994
Oh,�wait.�I�know!
258
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,496
Take�her�to�see�that�dead�moose
Roger�keeps�talking�about.
259
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:04,664
Oh,�the�one�from�the�radio!
260
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,466
Dean:
Yeah.�Take�her�on�your�quad.
261
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,001
With�the�wind
blowing�in�her�hair,
262
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,003
she'll�feel�like
she's�on�the�back�of�a�horse.
263
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,472
Yeah,�man,�you�standing�there
by�that�dead�moose
264
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,508
looking�all�manly.
I'll�bet�she�gives�you�a�hickey.
265
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,345
Okay,�that's�good.
Really�feeling�that�moose.
266
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,280
Dean:�And�that�moose
is�feeling�you,�man.
267
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,388
Hey,�man.
I�need�something�like�that.
268
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:32,224
Something�manly
like�that�to�impress�Jo.
269
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,526
Okay,�so�how�do�you,
270
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,860
a�buttoned-down
corporate�asshole,
271
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,996
get�a�cool�rez�chick�like�Jo?
272
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,164
What?
273
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,466
See,�she�only�goes
for�tough�Native�guys
274
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,201
but�you're�a�white-ass
marshmallow�mother�fucker.
275
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,569
This�is�a�toughie.
276
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,538
Yeah,�but--
277
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,511
Maybe�you�can�act
like�a�tough�white�guy.
278
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,714
There's�tons�of�movies�with
tough�white�guys�in�them.
279
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,015
We�just�gotta
find�the�right�one.
280
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,586
Damn�that's�hot!
281
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,156
Oh,�let's�start�with�Grease.
282
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,426
(whimpering)
283
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:12,431
(romantic�music�swelling)
284
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,612
Rose:
Oh,�Paul.
285
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,382
Careful.
286
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,752
Fuckin'�smells.
287
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,854
I�know.�That's�part�of�it.
288
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,722
Ah!
289
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,757
(flies�buzzing)
290
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,191
Cool,�eh?
291
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,093
It's�like�it�tried�to
jump�between�these�two�trees
292
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,862
and�then�it�got�stuck.
293
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,263
Look,�babe.�Look�at�its�tongue.
294
00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:47,399
It�went�"mn'ehh"
right�before�it�died.
295
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,102
That's�fucked�up,�bro.
296
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,971
I�know?�And�without�you,�Rose,
297
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,740
I'm�kinda�like�this�moose�there.
298
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,043
Just�all�stuck,
looking�all�fucked�up�and�shit.
299
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,713
I'm�really�sorry�that�I�got�you
all�jar'd�when�I�took�off�for
300
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,982
Winnipeg�without
even�saying�goodbye,
301
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,750
even�though�technically
we�weren't�even�together,
302
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,385
and�even�though
I�didn't�have�to,
303
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,454
I�wanted�to�do
something�special�for�you,
304
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,889
and�I�know�how�much
you�like�nature.
305
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:10,990
Not�really.
306
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,124
Well,�I�know
how�much�you�like�animals.
307
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,392
They're�fine.
308
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:16,829
I�just�wanted�to
tell�you�I�love�you,�okay?
309
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,998
If�you�actually�loved�me,
you'd�know�I�wouldn't�want�to
310
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,666
see�a�fuckin'�killed�moose.
311
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,135
I�don't�think�you
understand�the�metaphor�here?
312
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,737
Did�Dean�put�you�up�to�this?
313
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:25,738
As�if.
314
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,673
Jar'd�me�once,�shame�on�you.
315
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,575
Jar'd�me,�twice?�Fuck�you,�man.
316
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,811
No,�no,�no.�You're�right.
It�was�all�Dean's�idea.
317
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,113
He�said�it�would�be�so�nature.
318
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,650
Can't�we�just�go�back�to
your�place?�and�hang�out?
319
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,118
No�fuckin'�way.
320
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,853
I'll�find�my�own�way�back.
321
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,189
(cawing)
322
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,490
What�are�you�doing?
323
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,159
I�knew�this�could�be
more�of�your�bullshit,
324
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,961
so�I�had�Stephen�Harper
trail�behind�us.
325
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,429
(vehicle�approaching)
326
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,364
There�you�are.
327
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,465
I�heard�you�caw-caws.
328
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,700
That's�fucked.
329
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,536
That's�fucked?
You�took�me�to�see�a�dead�moose!
330
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,372
Is�everything,�okay?
331
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:01,640
If�it's�not�I'll�die.
332
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,209
Whatever,�Stephen�Harper.
333
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,377
Paul,�I'm�sorry.
334
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,213
I�was�really�pulling�for�you.
335
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,315
Let's�just�go.
336
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,551
I�swear�I'm�not�trying
to�pull�anything�here.
337
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,387
Rose,�let's�just
talk�about�this!
338
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,122
Yeah,�let's�all�talk�this�out.
339
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,157
Just�go.
340
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,227
Sorry,�Paul!
341
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,796
As�if,�what�do�you�know
about�apologies,�Stephen�Harper?
342
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,003
This�wasn't�how�this
was�supposed�to�go!
343
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,374
Check�it�out,�babe.
Real�deadly,�eh?
344
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,409
Wow!
345
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,311
You�know�all�the�right�things.
346
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,547
I�love�you�so�much.
347
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,349
Let�me�give�you�that�hickey.
348
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,755
What�the�fuck�are
you�looking�at,�bro?
349
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,156
Fantasy�Rose:
Guy's�a�fucking�creeper.
350
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,591
Let's�throw�fucking�mud�at�him.
351
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,028
Paul:
I'm�not�a�creeper!
352
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,062
I�was�day�dreaming!
353
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,566
Get�out�of�here�you�weirdo!
354
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,600
Yeah!
355
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,938
This�thing�is�fucking�fucked!
Fuck�this,�man.
356
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,274
Fantasy�Paul:�(laughing)
What�a�loser.
357
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,979
You�are�my�first�love
358
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,547
(knocking)
359
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,750
(knocking)
Jo!�It's�me.
360
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,987
Quit�it�with�all�the�knocking.
361
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,391
What?�My�toilet's�backed�up.
362
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,359
Shit,�Jo,�you�look�hot.
363
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,427
Oh,�really?
364
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,030
I'm�up�to�my�elbows
in�the�crapper.
365
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,398
What�the�hell�do�you�want?
366
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,666
You�hear�that
me�and�Lisa�are�done?
367
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,668
(groaning)
368
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,236
She�got�busted�smuggling�coke�up
to�the�rez�in�a�meatball�sub.
369
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,905
That�woman's�brain
is�a�meatball�sub.
370
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,173
I�know.
371
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,210
You�know,�now�that�she's�in�jail
372
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,513
I've�been�thinking
about�you�tons.
373
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,581
Don't�you�even--
374
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,582
What?
375
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,084
You�cheated�on�me.
376
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,353
It�was�pow�wow�season!
377
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:59,258
Okay,�what�if�this�time
I�try�not�to?
378
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,126
What�do�you�say?
379
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:02,528
What�do�I�say?
380
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,130
How�about�that�I'd�like
to�hang�you�up�by�your�hair
381
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,433
and�speed�bag�your�nuts
until�you�cough�up
382
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,934
at�least�one�of�them�up?
383
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,603
You�think�you�can
just�show�up�to�my�door,
384
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,238
looking�all�cool,
385
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,542
and�think�I'm�just�going�to
fall�back�in�love�with�you?
386
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,743
Fuck�that.
387
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,546
Hey,�Brady.
388
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,047
Hey.
389
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,650
Don't�mind�Garry.
He�was�just�going�to�hell.
390
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,455
Good�luck,�bro.
391
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,123
She's�on�her�moon.
392
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,428
Brady,�why�are�you
carrying�a�fish?
393
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,497
I�found�it.�You�want�it?
394
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,499
I�don't�want�a�ditch-fish.
395
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,101
Yeah,�totally.
396
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,136
So,�you're�just�trying
to�attract�bears�now?
397
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,072
Everything�okay?
398
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,107
I,�um...
399
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,277
I�burned�the�roof�of�my�mouth.
400
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,413
First�with�soup
and�then�a�toaster�waffle.
401
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:55,981
Well,�you�want�some�ice?
402
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,983
Yeah,�that's�what�I'm�here�for.
Yeah.
403
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,118
Okay.
404
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,855
Just�hold�on.
405
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,859
(sniffing)
406
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,263
Dammit.
407
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,297
Here.
408
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,999
It's�all�I�got.
409
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,537
That's�perfect.�Cool.
410
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,005
No�problem.
411
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:26,979
Hey,�uh,�if�I�get�in
trouble�with�my�mouth�again,
412
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,280
can�I�call�you?
413
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:29,948
Sure.�Whatever,�man.
414
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,994
(eagle�screeching)
415
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,897
Fucking�Dean.�This�is
nothing�like�Restless�Wind.
416
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,901
I�just�wanna�go�home!
417
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,803
I�hate�you�so�much,�the�sun!
418
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:54,640
Ah,�fucking�Stephen�Harper.
Fucking�quad!
419
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:55,808
(howling)
420
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,380
(insects�buzzing)
421
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,215
I�hate�you,�the�sun!
422
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,518
Roger:�Under�the�O.
423
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,387
Agnes:�67,�come�on!
424
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,421
I've�got�a�sweat�here.
425
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,490
My�baby�needs
a�new�pair�of�pants!
426
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,560
Roger:�O-64.�64�was�a�good�year.
427
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,196
(crying)
428
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,067
(grunting)
429
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,103
(echoing)
Mama!
430
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,237
My�baby!
431
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,548
Aw.
432
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,360
Roger:�Lines�are�open,�go�ahead.
433
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,895
Rita:
No�one�picked�me�up�yesterday.
434
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,296
Rita?
435
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,398
Rita:�Don't�got�no�eggs
and�my�foot's�still�busted.
436
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,068
Nobody�picked�up�Rita?
437
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,903
The�lady�just�needs�eggs.
438
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,239
You�know,
back�in�my�day�there�was
439
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,574
a�certain�way�we�treated�elders.
440
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,710
Am�I�the�only�one�that
respects�them�anymore?
441
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:05,978
Line�2,�go�ahead.
442
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,179
(knocking)
443
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,647
Dean:
Why�don't�you�go�get�her,�bro?
444
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,682
Roger:�Because�I'm�running
a�radio�station,�Dean.
445
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,185
Oh,�Rita.
Brought�you�some�eggs.
446
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,653
On�the�house.
447
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,821
Sorry�about�your�foot.
448
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,590
Oh.�Thank�you,�my�boy.
449
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,426
Oh,�you�look�so�tough.
450
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,228
How�are�you�so�single?
451
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,863
I�know,�right?
452
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,431
Have�a�good�one.
453
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,700
Dean:�And�you're�just
sitting�there�on�your�flat�ar--
454
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,203
Whoops,�looks�like�we�lost�Dean.
455
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,839
We're�having�some
technical�difficulties�here.
456
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,186
A�big�wave�will�come
457
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,754
And�wash�away
458
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,522
The�ancient�world
459
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:56,061
A�burning�soul
on�turning�heels
460
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,729
Nowhere�to�go
461
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,634
Together
462
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,538
We'll�overcome,�yeah
463
00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:11,138
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