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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,911 Man�on�radio: That�was�"Feelin'�Flat" 2 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,214 by�Jimmy�Flat-Ass�and the�Bannock�Butts, 3 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,916 and�you're�listening to�Roger�Laughingstick 4 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:21,488 on�Grouse�Lake�Radio...�Ah. 5 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:25,425 Nice�day�out�there,�so�get yourself�down�to�the�school�gym. 6 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,661 They�got�that�anti-bullying workshop�going�on, 7 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,231 and�that�can�only mean�one�thing: 8 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:34,134 free�sandwiches! 9 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,636 Maybe�Big�City�Paul will�be�there. 10 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:40,407 Word�is,�he�just got�home�from�Winnipeg. 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,109 Will�he�be�at�the�gym for�some�free�sandwiches? 12 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:46,146 Or�does�he�only�eat wontons�now? 13 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,286 Is�it�true,�bro? You�only�eat�wontons? 14 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:54,754 As�if�you�even�know what�a�wonton�is. 15 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,457 Also,�that's�my�momma's door.�That's�my�door. 16 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:58,858 Okay,�then. 17 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:04,964 Okay.�Good.�Let's�go. 18 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,469 Oh.�I�don't�have�my�keys. 19 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,171 You�just�drove�here. 20 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,839 Yeah,�eh?�I�should�have�my�keys. 21 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,674 Ho-ly.�This�guy. 22 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:17,277 How�do�you�lose your�keys,�you�cock�nose? 23 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,379 Nice�to�see�you,�too,�Fat�Face. 24 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:22,015 Take�it�easy.�I�lost�six pounds�when�I�was�in�the�city. 25 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:24,551 You�lost�six�pounds? From�where,�man? 26 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:27,353 From�your�cock�nose! Don't�even�worry�about�it! 27 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,354 So,�how�was�the�city? 28 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,490 Ugh.�Just�leave�me�alone! 29 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:32,358 Let's�just�go�to�the�North�Store and�get�some�pizza. 30 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,060 No,�man.�There's a�bullying�seminar, 31 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,695 and�they�got free�sandwiches. 32 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:39,065 Nah.�Everyone's�gonna�make�a�big deal�about�how�I'm�back�home. 33 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:40,967 Too�bad,�man.�I�got�to meet�with�Lips. 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,203 He's�next�in�line�to get�movies�off�my�USB. 35 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,405 He�thought�he's�seen every�Sharknado, 36 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,373 but�he�skipped over�Lavalantula. 37 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,875 -�Just�give�it�to�him�later. -�No,�bro. 38 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,243 When�you're the�movie�man, 39 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,978 you�got responsibilities. 40 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,646 -�Whoa. -�Paul:�Oh,�my�God. 41 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,648 (chuckling)�My�keys were�in�my�boot,�bro. 42 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:58,351 Oh,�my�God.�Okay.�Let's�go to�the�North�Store. 43 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:00,053 Hey,�we're�going�to the�school�first,�bro. 44 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,721 Why�you�being�so�sketchy? Everyone's�going�to�be 45 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,356 -�happy�you're�back. -�Not�everybody. 46 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:07,026 Yes�I�can love�you�baby 47 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,430 All�night�long 48 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,700 Woman:�When�do�you�think your�brother�is�getting�here? 49 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,902 Not�now,�Mom,�okay? 50 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,037 You�haven't�seen�him in�forever. 51 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,173 -�And�it's�been�good. -�Ma'tay! 52 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,374 Jo: Come�on,�Mom. 53 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:24,043 He's�a�spoiled�baby. 54 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,913 But�he�is�a�baby!�He's my�baby!�(clapping) 55 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,449 Drop�it,�Beanpole. 56 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:30,850 You�want�to�lose your�beading�hand? 57 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,222 Attention,�everybody! 58 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,424 The�sandwiches�will be�served 59 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,461 after�the anti-bullying�workshop! 60 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,796 -�(people�booing) -�Too�bad! 61 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:45,698 I�let�you�eat�sandwiches�before the�last�workshop, 62 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,535 and�everyone�took�off early,�so�shut�it! 63 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:49,903 Just�talked to�the�white�lady, 64 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,771 and�she�wants�to start�the�workshop. 65 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,240 Oh,�she�wants�to start�now? 66 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,442 You�let�her�know�she's�on Indian�time.�(clapping) 67 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,644 Okay,�and�one more�thing. 68 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,245 This�better�not�be about�Paul. 69 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,314 Do�you�think�he�knows I'm�with�Stephen�Harper? 70 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:06,386 Everyone�knows.�You�post about�Stephen�Harper�all�day. 71 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:09,489 Hey,�Stephen�Harper! 72 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,458 Hey,�Jo.�Uh,�sorry to�interrupt. 73 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:15,161 Rose,�if�Paul's�going to�be�here,�I�can�leave. 74 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,330 No.�I�want�him to�see�us�together. 75 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,632 I�just�hate�it when�you�two�fight. 76 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,768 I�know.�You�say that�all�the�time. 77 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,470 Well,�he's�on�my mind�all�the�time. 78 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:27,507 Jo:�What�the�hell is�wrong�with�your�mind? 79 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,949 -�Dean:�There's�Brady. -�Paul:�The�fuck's�a�Brady? 80 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,350 Dean:�He's�the�new North�Store�manager. 81 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,785 He�made�all the�sandwiches. 82 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,286 Don't�worry.�He's cool�for�a�white�guy. 83 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,955 Yeah,�because�that's�what the�rez�needs, 84 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,691 is,�uh, more�white�guys. 85 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:45,692 Yeah,�but�you're half�white. 86 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,961 I�don't feel�half�white. 87 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:51,531 Anyway,�the�only�fucked-up thing�about�Brady�is, 88 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,166 he's�trying�to snag�your�sister. 89 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,001 She'll�eat�him�alive. She's�a�wendigo. 90 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,303 (chuckling) Let's�go. 91 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,472 Oh,�Dean,�just�dropped off�the�good�sandwiches. 92 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:00,673 Cool,�man. 93 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,675 Paul?�I've�heard so�much�about�you. 94 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,179 -�Paul:�Nice�vest. -�Man:�Movie�Man. 95 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:07,280 -�Yo. -�You�got�my�Lavalantula? 96 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,681 Yeah,�man. 97 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,050 -�Yo,�Big�City. -�Relax.�I'm�just�here 98 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,119 -�for�the�free�sandwiches. -�This�guy�posted�a�pic 99 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,154 of�him�in�a�swimming�pool. Is�that�true�or�what? 100 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,824 Yeah,�man.�I�was in�some�pools. 101 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,726 No�way,�bro.�Just like�a�movie. 102 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,628 Ah,�easy,�guys.�We're�just here�for�the�sandwiches. 103 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,730 Dean.�Dean,�it's okay.�It's�cool,�man. 104 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,298 Winnipeg?�Full of�pools. 105 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,400 I�was�in,�like, 17�of�them. 106 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,335 Couple�of�them�even had�waterslides. 107 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:30,570 Waterslides? 108 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,138 This�neechie was�living�like�a�king. 109 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,007 A�king�who�swims with�a�t-shirt�on. 110 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,041 (Brady�chuckling) 111 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,981 -�(feedback�screeching) -�Man,�woman:�Ah! 112 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,418 I�just�seen�the�bulletin�in�the band�office�about�the�wolves. 113 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,487 -�Oh,�really,�Ed? -�Yeah. 114 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,422 They're�coming�closer and�closer�to�town. 115 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,058 They�must�be�hungry.�Good�thing I'm�from�the�wolf�clan,�eh? 116 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,528 The�sandwiches�are for�later! 117 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,163 Get�out�of�here! 118 00:04:57,196 --> 00:05:00,266 Has�anyone�seen my�daughter? 119 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,902 So,�no�one's seen�Chickadee? 120 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,740 Wow.�Sterling�hanging�with the�Doodoo�boys. 121 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,543 Surprised�you�two�aren't�at�home sucking�on�your�momma's�teat. 122 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,078 Oh,�ain't�you glad�your�uncle's�back? 123 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,047 Mn'ehh.�You�just want�everyone 124 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,281 to�make�a�big deal�about�you. 125 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,750 Mn'ehh�yourself! I'm�just�here�for�lunch. 126 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,687 Oh,�you�just�want to�sneak�in, 127 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,589 grab�lunch,�and not�talk�to�anyone? 128 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,258 Why�didn't�you just�say�so? 129 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,429 Look�who's�here! 130 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,098 It's�the�pool�king. 131 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,237 Hey,�everybody! 132 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,238 I'm�back! 133 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:44,277 (people�murmuring�quietly) 134 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,946 Hi,�Mom! 135 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,950 Is�it�Indian time�to�start? 136 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:53,753 Yo-ho!�You�can't just�say�that! 137 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,321 (people�murmuring) 138 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,956 Oh,�dear. I--�I'm�so�sorry. 139 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:59,225 Ho-ly!�White lady�just�struggling. 140 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:00,727 I�really�am. 141 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,129 Let's�just get�started. 142 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,231 Welcome,�everyone, 143 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:08,301 to�the�anti-bullying workshop! 144 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,337 (coughing) 145 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,640 Chief�Deedee�was supposed�to�do�this, 146 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,176 but�she�got�the day�off. 147 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,579 -�Again. -�She's�in�a�jam�session. 148 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,080 Okay. 149 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:26,085 Anyways,�we�have�a workshop�leader 150 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,588 from�Bully�Beware 151 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:32,492 to�lead�us in�a�seminar! 152 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,098 Karen: Miigwetch,�Josephine. 153 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,301 Um,�before�we�start,�I would�like�to�begin 154 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,871 with�a�land acknowledgment. 155 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:49,876 We�are�gathered�here�together on�Treaty�Five�territory, 156 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,544 -�which�is�the-- -�Dean:�Fuck�this. 157 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,279 Let's�just eat�already. 158 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:54,847 Sit�down,�Dean! 159 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:58,885 Oh.�Uh,�sorry. Small�thing. 160 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,154 Will�those�teens be�playing�basketball 161 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,289 the�entire time,�or...? 162 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:04,891 Hey,�you�kids! 163 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:08,461 Quit�bouncing�them�basketballs, or�I'll�come�pop�them! 164 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,062 Karen: Thank�you.�Thanks. 165 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:14,233 Alright.�Um,�so,�when�we think�of�bullying, 166 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,003 we�think�of physical�violence, 167 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:19,172 but�there's also�verbal�bullying, 168 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,574 like,�um,�teasing�and name-calling. 169 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:26,179 Mn'ehh!�So�you're�saying if�I�call�this�guy�Cock�Nose, 170 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:27,880 -�that�that's�bullying? -�Uh,�that�is 171 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,549 a�very�good question.�Yes. 172 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,051 That's,�um,�what's called�teasing, 173 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:35,021 and�it's�known as�lateral�violence. 174 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,255 -�Mn'ehh! -�Lateral�violence. 175 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:38,191 I�got�a�question for�Paul.�Why�you�back? 176 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,259 Lips:�Actually,�yeah. Now�that�you�mention�it, 177 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,762 -�it�seems�suspicious. -�I�already�told�you�why,�Lips. 178 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,231 Nicknames�are�also�a form�of�bullying. 179 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:46,666 But�everybody calls�him�Lips. 180 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:49,035 Yes,�but�why�do you�call�him�Lips? 181 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,204 Because�when�we�were�young, he�showed�up�to�school 182 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,506 with�a�big�old�macaroni right�on�his�lips! 183 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,507 -�(people�laughing) -�Lips,�tell�her 184 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:55,775 about�your�lip. 185 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:56,843 Rose: I�got�a�question. 186 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,279 Why�did�you�leave 187 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:01,581 without�saying�goodbye? 188 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,682 Many�people: Oh. 189 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,584 Jo: Oh,�my�God! 190 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,953 You�guys,�shut�up! 191 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:10,056 You�sound�like�a�bunch�of squeaking�weasels! 192 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:14,427 Just�settle�down�and�let Karen�do�her�damn�workshop. 193 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,896 Karen: Uh,�my�name�is�actually�Karen, 194 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:19,065 but�the�way�you�said�it just�now�made�me�feel 195 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,399 like�you�were bullying. 196 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,934 Yeah.�You're the�bully,�Jo. 197 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,604 Who�said�that? That�you,�Beanpole? 198 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,874 Would�a�bully�order free�sandwiches�for�everyone? 199 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,575 Does�that�sound like�a�bully�move? 200 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:30,810 Yeah,�but�you�won't let�us�eat�them. 201 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,411 You�know�what? 202 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,779 To�hell�with�it. 203 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:37,283 Go�eat�the�damn sandwiches,�then! 204 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:40,052 Hey,�hey,�hey! Hey,�hey!�Elders�first. 205 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:43,089 Actually,�if�you�could,�uh, sign�the�anti-bullying�pledge-- 206 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,991 -�Dean,�grab�me�a�sandwich,�bro. -�Dean:�Yeah,�man. 207 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,325 -�Just�one. -�Yeah,�I'll�get�it. 208 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:49,262 -�Is�this�over? -�Don't�feel�bad. 209 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:52,265 You�kept�them�longer�than the�hypnotist. 210 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,066 And�we�were all�hypnotized. 211 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,242 I'm�not�a bully,�right? 212 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,644 No.�I�wouldn't�change anything�about�you. 213 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,579 -�You're�just�assertive. -�I�like�that. 214 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,847 I'm�assertive. 215 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,349 I've�always said�that�about�you. 216 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,985 And�people like�assertive. 217 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,820 Not�as�much�as�they�like-- (in�whiny�voice)�--Paul. 218 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,822 Ah,�that's�the�thing�about siblings�sometimes,�you�know? 219 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,090 -�(engine�starting) -�I�actually�have 220 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,458 -�an�older�sister,�so-- -�I'm�assertive. 221 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,826 Brady:�--I�know�a�thing or�two�about�this. 222 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:24,330 Assertive.�I�like that.�I'm�assertive. 223 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:27,300 I'll�tell�you�another�time! It's�not�super�important! 224 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,935 Roger:�(on�radio)�You're listening�to�Laughingstick 225 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:32,305 in�the�Afternoon,�and we're�still�trying�to�figure�out 226 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:35,374 who�took�that�tray of�sandwiches�from�the�gym. 227 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:38,444 Sandwiches�don't just�vanish�on�their�own, 228 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:40,179 so�call�in and�tell�me: 229 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,281 Who�was the�vanish-er? 230 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,786 The�heck�you�doing�here again,�Blue? 231 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,220 How�much�can I�get�for�this? 232 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,289 You�just�had�one. 233 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,624 No.�I�never'd. 234 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,626 (laughing) 235 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,529 Another�blue�one for�Blue. 236 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,066 Tell�your�little�school�friends 237 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:03,302 that�I�have�the�good North�Store�sandwiches. 238 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,504 Agnes�got sandwiches! 239 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:13,379 (dramatic music�playing) 240 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,181 It's�time�for�me�to leave�this�place. 241 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,916 But�will�I ever�see�you�again? 242 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:20,886 You�will�find�me�where�the moon�and�the�sun�cross�paths, 243 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,322 in�the�shadows�of the�great�bear. 244 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,759 That�feels�like a�no. 245 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,395 Jo: Rose?�Rose. 246 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:30,830 I'm�a�nice�lady,�eh? 247 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,432 Sorry.�I�was�just watching�Restless�Wind. 248 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:34,667 This�is�the�episode where�Tatanka 249 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,369 leaves�his settler�girlfriend 250 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:39,772 to�travel�around�with�his�loyal horse�companion,�Comanche. 251 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,107 I'm�not�a�bully. 252 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,441 I'm�just�assertive. 253 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,010 You're�nice�to�me. 254 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,045 And�you�work�hard,�and you�get�things�done. 255 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,681 That�said,�I�think�a�lot�of people�are�scared�of�you. 256 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,117 Exactly.�I'm assertive, 257 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,551 and�people�like�it. 258 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,787 Lips!�Get�over�here! 259 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,591 Do�I�scare�you? 260 00:10:58,624 --> 00:10:59,692 What�do�you want�me�to�say? 261 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,761 Ugh!�Beat�it,�Lips! 262 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,063 What�up,�big�sis? 263 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,400 Do�you�have to�be�everywhere? 264 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,468 -�What�do�you�want? -�Just�need�to�relax. 265 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:13,639 Everyone's�been�bugging�me about�awesome�the�city's�been. 266 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,574 Must�be�nice.�I'm sure�you�heard. 267 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,977 -�I'm�with�Stephen�Harper�now. -�Paul:�Of�course�I�heard. 268 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,813 You�posted�it�on�the "Rose�and�Paul�4eva"�page. 269 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,449 Whatever.�You�left without�saying�goodbye. 270 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,786 Okay.�I�just�came�by to�say�hi�to�Lips, 271 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,754 -�but�I'll�call�him�later! -�You�were�asking�about�me? 272 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:29,789 Shut�up,�Lips! 273 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,129 I'm�sorry,�my�dear. 274 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,664 I�must�be�alone. 275 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,766 The�only�one�who�can�join me�on�this�life�journey 276 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,669 is�my�loyal�horse companion,�Comanche. 277 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,271 (neighing) 278 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,972 I�love�you,�too. 279 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,574 (mouthing�along�to�dialogue) And�only�you. 280 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,745 Brady:�Hey,�how�many�movie�mans are�there�typically�on�a�rez? 281 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,146 Just�one. 282 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,748 -�Ham�me. -�Okay. 283 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,318 Well,�because�I�met�this kid�named�Little�Tony, 284 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,653 and�he�said�that he's�the�movie�man? 285 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,521 -�Mn'ehh. -�What�is�that? 286 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,123 I've�seen that�before. 287 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,424 Mah-nah. 288 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,827 No,�man. Like�this:�Mn'ehh. 289 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,261 Uh-mah. 290 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,166 It�takes�time. 291 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,139 Okay. 292 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,042 So,�say�you�see�a�beautiful girl�walking�by,�eh? 293 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,611 And�you�go�to your�friend,�"Mn'ehhh." 294 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,179 But�then�you�find�out she's�just�your�cousin. 295 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,481 Mn'ehh. 296 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,850 I�think�I�got�it. 297 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,018 (smacking�lips, grunting)�Eh. 298 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,020 -�(Dean�hissing) -�(door�opening) 299 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:38,557 What�the�fuck's�this guy�doing�in�our�lodge? 300 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,559 It�smells�like ham�and�ass! 301 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,628 Well,�this�is�my�lodge�now, because�you�left, 302 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,630 and�his�name�is�Brady. And�yeah,�he�needs�to�be�here. 303 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,565 -�He�brought�us�a�big�ass�ham. -�Want�some? 304 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,734 Mm.�I've seen�bigger. 305 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,237 What�you�mean? That's�a�big�ass�ham! 306 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,339 Man,�you�been�acting�good�ever since�you�came�back. 307 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,575 Talking�pools�and�girls and�shitting�on�big�hams. 308 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,977 Just�bullshitting! 309 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,812 City's�just different,�bro. 310 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,347 Oh,�yeah?�If�life was�so�good�in�the�city, 311 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,082 -�then�why'd�you�come�back,�bro? -�How�many�times 312 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,316 do�I�have�to�tell�you? Fuck! 313 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,152 Maybe�just one�time,�for�real! 314 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,488 Whatever!�Hang�with your�new�buddy! 315 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,524 Open�up�your eyes,�man! 316 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,893 He's�just�using you�for�your�hams. 317 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:25,437 Jo:�Hey,�you�guys!�I saw�you�playing�basketball. 318 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,506 You�must�be real�thirsty. 319 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,175 -�Us? -�Jo:�I�got�you�these. 320 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,682 -�See?�Would�a�bully�do�that? -�I�don't�know. 321 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,417 The�answer's�no! 322 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,852 And�you�don't�even�have to�think�about�it, 323 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,587 because�I�just�bought you�those�drinks. 324 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,556 My�mom�said�you�were�just�mean to�her�when�you�were�kids. 325 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,357 Jo: You�Beanpole's�kid? 326 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,927 You�tell�that�skinny�little rat�I'm�just�being�assertive. 327 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,895 What�you�doing�talking to�the�skinny�bunch�for? 328 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,531 Who�cares�what they�think? 329 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,867 What?�Am�I wearing�something�of�yours? 330 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,106 I�know�you're�mad�because everyone�is�excited�about�Uncle 331 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,210 and�scared�of�you, but�Uncle�sucks,�okay? 332 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,312 All�those�pics�he was�posting�are�phonies. 333 00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,380 -�The�guy's�an�internet�ho. -�What? 334 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,716 Yeah,�and�you�know�how�Uncle�was staying�with�cousin�Leon 335 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,320 in�the�city?�Leon sent�me�this. 336 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,821 Man�on�video:�Fuck�you�always looking�out�the�window 337 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,122 -�and�shit,�man? -�Paul:�Get�out�of�here, 338 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,324 -�Cousin�Leon! -�Man:�Just�fucking 339 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,725 -�missing�Rose. -�Leave�me�alone! 340 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,093 Man:�Shake�that�off, just�missing�her. 341 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,394 Paul: I'm�not�missing�her! 342 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,829 Man:�(mocking) I�fucking�miss�her! 343 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,731 Paul: I�want�to�go�back�to�the�rez. 344 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,067 Man: I�miss�her!�I�fucking�miss�her! 345 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,468 That�make you�feel�better? 346 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,237 Shit,�yeah. Send�that�to�me. 347 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,119 (grunting) 348 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,855 Everything okay,�baby�boy? 349 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,324 Mom,�if�you're�going to�use�the�wrong�door, 350 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,326 could�you�at�least knock�first? 351 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,995 Oh,�that's�right. 352 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:59,365 You�have�your�own�door and�your�own�place. 353 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,501 (knocking) 354 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,973 Paul: Just�come�in�already! 355 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,842 -�Dean's�here. -�That's�the�wrong�door. 356 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,678 What?�You�want me�to�go�around? 357 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,114 -�Yeah. -�You�boys�look�hungry. 358 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,815 I'll�get�some sandwiches. 359 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,284 (Dean�groaning) 360 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,124 -�What�do�you�want? -�Dean:�The�truth,�bro! 361 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,126 It's�me,�Dean! 362 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:30,062 -�I've�known�you�my�whole�life. -�Just�leave�me�alone. 363 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,131 Not�until�you�tell�me�why you�left�the�city. 364 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,967 You�may�be just�my�cuz, 365 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,238 but�you're�still my�bro...�bro. 366 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:44,743 -�Jo�is�here. -�Mom,�that's�the�wrong�door! 367 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,578 We�all�heard�your city�stories, 368 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,047 but�they�ain't�true! 369 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,684 Everyone�thinks�I'm�shit but�you're�the�shit, 370 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,852 but�it's�all bullshit! 371 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,254 Rose�is�here. 372 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,689 Rose: "Just�fucking�missing�her"? 373 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,490 Why�can't�you�ever tell�me�how�you�feel? 374 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,927 Jo:�Just�cut�the�shit�and tell�us�what�happened! 375 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,228 Yeah!�No�more�lies! 376 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,264 Stop�acting�good! 377 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:09,535 Okay.�I got�egg�salad, 378 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:10,703 canned�ham, 379 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,838 and�baloney. 380 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,374 Dean:�Oh,�hey!�I'll�trade�my egg�salad�for�your�ham. 381 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,743 -�Rose:�No�way! -�Okay!�You�guys�are�killing�it! 382 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,512 If�I�tell�you�what�happened, can�you�guys�just�go�away? 383 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,783 (sighing)�I�didn't�even work�at�the�hotel. 384 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,619 Cousin�Leon�was�supposed to�get�me�a�job. 385 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,188 He�told�me�he was�a�big�deal, 386 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,756 but�all�he�did was�clean�rooms, 387 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,292 and�he�got�fired�for sleeping�on�all�the�beds! 388 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,128 Jo:�You�believed�Cousin Leon?�That�guy�went�to�jail 389 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,764 for�selling�three people�the�same�car! 390 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,299 The�past�six�months, 391 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,201 I�slept on�his�futon. 392 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,204 I�even�had�to�babysit his�girlfriend's�mangy�kids! 393 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,605 Those�are�bad�kids. 394 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,774 And�the�only�pool�I went�to,�his�kids�came, 395 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,378 and�one�of�them�even�bit�me on�the�back�of�my�leg! 396 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,812 There�was no�partying. 397 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,482 There�was no�waterslides. 398 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,250 There�wasn't even�any�hams. 399 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,553 Are�you serious,�bro? 400 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,288 Not�one. 401 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,990 I've�made�a�lot of�mistakes, 402 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,293 but�the�biggest... was�lying�to�you�guys. 403 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,995 I�just�wanted�a bigger�life, 404 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,497 but�I�belong�here! 405 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,901 I�love�you�guys! 406 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,971 Old�bullshitting�Paul, he's�dead! 407 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,007 Which�is�good,�because�we�can�go back�to�the�way�things�were 408 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:26,311 before�I�started�lying to�everybody!�Right? 409 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,513 Mn'ehh! 410 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,914 Rose,�Agnes,�Jo: Mn'ehh! 411 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,682 Nailed�it,�Brady. 412 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,584 Sorry.�I�got�tired�of waiting�in�Dean's�truck. 413 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,987 Are�those�North Store�sandwiches? 414 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,356 You�know�what? I'm�glad�you're�back. 415 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,491 -�Thanks,�sis. -�Yeah. 416 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,795 I�forgot�how�fun�it is�to�watch�you�fuck�up. 417 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,663 (laughing) 418 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:45,964 Have�a�sandwich? 419 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,275 This�is�Laughingstick in�the�evening, 420 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,944 and�I�hope�you're�settling in�for�a�long�night�of-- 421 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,779 Holy�mother of�shit! 422 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,948 A�black�bear�just walked�by�my�window. 423 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,852 Whoa.�Never�mind. 424 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,188 False�alarm. It's�just�a�dog. 425 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,423 My�eyes�must be�going. 426 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,125 You�know�what? 427 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,260 If�you�ever�thought you�saw�a�bear 428 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,595 but�it�was actually�a�dog, 429 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,364 give�us�a�call and�tell�us�about�it. 430 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,432 Lines�are�open. 431 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,702 (phone�ringing) 432 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,370 Go�ahead.�You're on�the�air. 433 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,939 Lips: Oh,�hey,�Roger. 434 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,774 I�thought�I�was raising�a�dog�once. 435 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,776 Turns�out�I�was raising�a�bear�cub. 436 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:34,313 It�tried�to rip�my�arm�off. 437 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,314 Does�that�count? 438 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,182 Roger: Hmm. 439 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,452 ("Close�As�She�Wants�Me" by�Pima�Express�plays) 440 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,967 Yes�I�can�love�you�baby 441 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,004 All�night�long 442 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,877 I�could�give�you�everything 443 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,212 That�you�want 444 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:12,651 Just�look�into�my�eyes 445 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,920 And�you�can�see�my�love 446 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,525 Yes�I�can�love�you�baby 447 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,728 All�night�long 448 00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:27,328 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36679

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