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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,091 --> 00:01:28,005 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. 2 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:33,255 I don't mean "parade rest." I mean rest! 3 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:36,054 Actually, I find this rather relaxing, sir. 4 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:39,642 Damn it to hell, Captain. Sit down there, will you? 5 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:42,686 Rank has its privlleges, you know. 6 00:01:43,108 --> 00:01:46,393 The general's aide is privlleged to be at ease with his CO, 7 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:50,856 to find out he puts on his pants just like any other human, one leg at a time. 8 00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:54,784 -Do you want a drink? -No, thank you, sir. 9 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,996 Privilege of command. 10 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:08,333 Now, Captain Cash, I have over here a rather large problem. 11 00:02:08,506 --> 00:02:10,581 -Come here. -Yes, sir. 12 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:14,627 Now, there sits the little Sicilian village of Valerno. 13 00:02:14,803 --> 00:02:19,131 We just learned that it's being held by an Italian force, company strength. 14 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,384 I don't have to tell you that everything we've got is in the field. 15 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:26,094 My only available unit is Company C. 16 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:33,859 Now, the question is, do we bypass Valerno or do we knock it out? 17 00:02:34,945 --> 00:02:36,522 Well, going strictly by the book, sir, we'd better... 18 00:02:36,697 --> 00:02:39,235 -Wait a minute. Shove the book, Cash. -Yes, sir. 19 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:45,662 They've got about as many decorations as Goring times 10. 20 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:48,784 They're dead beat. They're due for evacuation. 21 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,040 Now, what do you say? 22 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:54,667 -Knock them out, sir. -They've got no leader, you know. 23 00:02:54,796 --> 00:02:57,121 Captain Ellsworth Cody is en route back to the States 24 00:02:57,257 --> 00:03:00,506 and the lieutenant who's now in charge is... 25 00:03:00,801 --> 00:03:02,176 Well, I don't want to say he's unstable, 26 00:03:07,432 --> 00:03:09,140 Now, what do you say? 27 00:03:09,976 --> 00:03:11,553 Knock them out, sir. 28 00:03:14,105 --> 00:03:17,687 Well, thanks for your help, Captain Cash, and good luck. 29 00:03:23,279 --> 00:03:24,987 -Good luck, sir? -That's right. 30 00:03:25,156 --> 00:03:27,398 I want to see what the book can do. 31 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,864 I'm putting you in command of C Company. 32 00:03:31,995 --> 00:03:34,284 Yes, sir! Very good, sir! 33 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,122 Yeah, well, we'll see how good it is. 34 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:39,576 Those are good men, Cash. Don't waste any of them, 35 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:44,586 I'll do my best, sir! 36 00:03:45,549 --> 00:03:49,249 -Oh. Wait a minute, Lionel. -Yes, sir. 37 00:03:49,427 --> 00:03:52,796 Would you do something for me? Something very simple. 38 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,758 -Sir? -Max. 39 00:03:58,935 --> 00:04:01,177 Hardly anybody ever calls me that anymore, 40 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:05,434 except my mother and the president, and I don't see much of them. 41 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:09,645 Just say to me, "Good night, Max." 42 00:04:14,032 --> 00:04:15,656 Good night... 43 00:04:17,494 --> 00:04:20,280 All right, all right.AII right, Cash. 44 00:04:21,372 --> 00:04:24,159 That's all. You have things to do. 45 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,622 Good luck. 46 00:04:27,961 --> 00:04:30,748 And welcome to the brotherhood of command. 47 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,086 Thank you, sir. 48 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:56,985 Company C? 49 00:05:01,949 --> 00:05:04,321 Company... Who's in charge here? 50 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:07,617 Ranking officer? 51 00:05:08,288 --> 00:05:10,825 -Who's your ranking officer? -Got me. 52 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,245 Who's in charge? Your ranking officer. 53 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:16,499 -We just work here. -Who's your ranking officer? 54 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:19,078 Hey, back in line, buddy! We all got our problems. 55 00:05:19,214 --> 00:05:20,792 -Yeah, will you move on? -Yeah, come on. 56 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:23,966 Soldier, yours are just beginning! Now, what's your name? 57 00:05:24,093 --> 00:05:26,050 -Sergeant Rizzo. -Rizzo, huh? 58 00:05:28,556 --> 00:05:30,762 Now, where the hell is your ranking officer? 59 00:05:30,891 --> 00:05:33,642 Hey, sweetheart, he's talking about you! 60 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:36,559 -You talking about me? -I've just about had it! 61 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:39,439 Tell him your whole name, stupid. 62 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:42,892 Lieutenant Christian. Lieutenant Jody Christian, serial number... 63 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:44,266 Can it! 64 00:05:47,323 --> 00:05:50,109 and my first command to you is to shape these men up. 65 00:05:50,241 --> 00:05:54,820 I want soldiers at my back, not this cruddy collection of ragpickers. 66 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,578 All leaves are canceled, Lieutenant. 67 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,617 I want these men shaped up! 68 00:06:04,462 --> 00:06:06,335 I'm going now. 69 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:09,834 Didn't you forget something? 70 00:06:10,092 --> 00:06:12,547 -What did we forget? -Think. Think. 71 00:06:14,346 --> 00:06:16,801 I think he wants a salute. 72 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:23,051 Thank you. 73 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:32,485 Valerno? What is this stuff about Valerno? 74 00:08:53,818 --> 00:08:57,318 Captain, why don't we give them a chance to surrender? 75 00:08:58,573 --> 00:08:59,688 One man. 76 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,109 We'll send him into the village with a flag of truce. 77 00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:05,618 Lieutenant, I fully appreciate the richness of your experience. 78 00:09:09,124 --> 00:09:13,203 and we are going to take Valerno my way. By the book! Understand? 79 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,003 Yes, your worship. 80 00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:17,252 -What was that? -Nothing. 81 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:22,957 Captain Fausto Oppo at your service. 82 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:26,331 -Do you surrender? -What the hell do you mean, surrender? 83 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:29,708 Do not get excited, Captain. I was merely asking. 84 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,005 -We'd rather die than surrender! -Really? 85 00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:35,343 Oh, ridiculous! Ask me to surrender! 86 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:41,300 -Well, will you surrender? -But of course! 87 00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:48,522 You... Excuse me. 88 00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:50,984 -You really surrender? -But of course. 89 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:53,725 But please, Captain, let us savor this moment. 90 00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:58,691 and the moment of surrender... 91 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,277 -Listen, we have a song for you. -Yes. 92 00:13:01,411 --> 00:13:03,153 -No, wait... -We have been expecting you for weeks. 93 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:06,155 -Captain! Captain, please! -My children. 94 00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:14,293 The eyes of Texas are upon you 95 00:13:14,464 --> 00:13:15,413 Captain! 96 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:18,715 All the live long day 97 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:23,001 The eyes of Texas are upon you 98 00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:27,221 You cannot get away 99 00:13:28,768 --> 00:13:32,053 Captain! Captain! 100 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,557 -Captain! -You don't like it? 101 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,268 No. No, the song is fine. Captain... Captain... 102 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,024 Well, this is my village and these are my children. 103 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,737 Marvelous, just marvelous. Now, we... 104 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,778 -Yes, excuse me. We... -Excuse me. 105 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,201 We fully, really, really appreciate the song. 106 00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:56,454 But if you'll just round up your men, we'll move out. Avanti, everybody! 107 00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:59,075 -No, no, no, out? Do you mean... -Yes, immediately. 108 00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:01,625 -No, no, no, it's impossible. -What? 109 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,252 -He said it's impossible. -I know what he said, Christian. 110 00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:08,968 -Then we agree. Why are we arguing? -Because you have... 111 00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:11,592 Because you have already surrendered, you know. 112 00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:15,056 -You don't want us to surrender? -Of course. Of course, I do. 113 00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:17,763 -Well, I surrender! -All right, then move them out. Everybody! 114 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,721 -Captain, he's trying to tell us something. -Christian! 115 00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:24,388 Will you keep out of this? 116 00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:27,063 Excuse me. Captain... 117 00:14:27,194 --> 00:14:29,566 Captain Oppo, you... 118 00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:34,106 Yes, very good. Now, we're making definite progress. 119 00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:37,534 Now, if you have surrendered, it means that I... 120 00:14:37,662 --> 00:14:40,947 -I am in command, huh? -But of course, we have agreed, Captain. 121 00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:44,955 Splendid. Now, if I am in charge, I command you, Captain Oppo, 122 00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:51,421 Captain, it's impossible! First, there is the matter of the festival. 123 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,591 -The festival? -Yes, tonight. 124 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,633 There will be drinking, there will be singing, 125 00:14:56,761 --> 00:14:58,801 there will be dancing in the streets. 126 00:15:02,976 --> 00:15:05,596 I cannot with hold from them such bliss. 127 00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:07,263 Therefore, we surrender tomorrow, okay? Tomorrow? 128 00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:09,146 No, no, no, no, no, you have already surrendered now! 129 00:15:10,024 --> 00:15:11,897 -Well, then, move your men out!Avanti! -No, tomorrow, Captain! 130 00:15:12,026 --> 00:15:14,148 -Tomorrow! What’s the matter? -Damn it! Move your men out now! 131 00:15:14,319 --> 00:15:15,694 -You are shouting! -Technically, yes! 132 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:18,728 -Yes! -Yes! 133 00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:20,364 Very... Very strange. 134 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:21,653 Look, Captain, we are at war! 135 00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:22,904 -I don't understand him! -We are at war! 136 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:29,911 -The survival of the loudest? -Move your men out! 137 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,916 You are impossible, Captain! 138 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:40,498 -You are an impossible man! -Don't turn your back on me! 139 00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:43,842 Captain. Captain, I didn't get your name. 140 00:15:48,349 --> 00:15:50,590 -Captain Cash? -Yes? 141 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,680 Bravo! 142 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:57,263 Did you see that? 143 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,061 Did you see that little gesture? Did you see that salute? 144 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:02,143 What are they doing? What are they doing? 145 00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:06,482 -What are you doing? -No festival, no surrender! 146 00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,866 We do not move from here! 147 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:11,986 Mr. Christian! Move that man! 148 00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,944 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! 149 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,536 Who are you? 150 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,203 I am Giuseppe Romano. 151 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,792 The mayor of Valerno. 152 00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:26,088 Marvelous! Purely marvelous! And what do you want? 153 00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:27,839 What should I want? 154 00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:32,088 What should I want but your happiness? Your happiness and peace. 155 00:16:32,221 --> 00:16:35,636 You and Captain Oppo, you must not fight. 156 00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:42,186 But now you are fighting and that is bad. Fighting settles nothing. 157 00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:46,392 We must find another way. The way of peace, yes? 158 00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:49,102 -Yes. -Good, good. 159 00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:51,694 -Let us vote. -What? 160 00:16:56,992 --> 00:16:57,450 -No! -Captain Cash! 161 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,573 -No! -Captain Cash! 162 00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:01,031 Yes? 163 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,908 -Bravo! -He did it again! He did it again! 164 00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:10,962 -Mr. Christian. -Yes, sir? 165 00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:13,792 Is he doing anything against the flag? 166 00:17:14,173 --> 00:17:16,332 -No. No, sir. -Then, what does it mean? 167 00:17:16,509 --> 00:17:20,803 Give me the exact, literal translation of that little gesture. 168 00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:24,222 -Want it by the book, sir? -By the book! 169 00:17:27,227 --> 00:17:29,682 You're kidding! He said... Why, you... 170 00:17:29,854 --> 00:17:33,057 Captain! Captain, what is wrong in a festival? 171 00:17:33,232 --> 00:17:34,395 Look... 172 00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:38,690 Mr. Mayor, do you mind? Please. Mr. Mayor, do I look like an ogre? 173 00:17:40,739 --> 00:17:43,610 I am in the Army, and I take orders, like anybody else, 174 00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:48,243 and that means that mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do or die! 175 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,789 -Who said that? Who said that? -But, Captain... 176 00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:54,999 Captain, what is the harm in a festival? I do not understand. 177 00:17:55,168 --> 00:17:58,952 No! No! Nobody... Nobody understands! 178 00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:02,042 I understand, Captain. Captain. 179 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:08,170 -I think it’s time we had a little talk. -I think it’s time we had a little talk. 180 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:15,847 Now, Captain, before I say a word, I want to say that... 181 00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:20,473 Granted this is unmilitary, granted it's ridiculous, granted it's insane. 182 00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:27,397 But now suppose, just suppose that you give them that festival. 183 00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:30,194 Out of the question! Give them the festival? Mr. Christian, that's... 184 00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:33,781 Listen. Listen. It would mean a guaranteed surrender. 185 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:37,494 Now, which is more important? 186 00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:42,248 A day’s delay in moving them out or fighting the war by the book? 187 00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:44,576 You told me yourself, it could affect the entire outcome of the war. 188 00:18:44,711 --> 00:18:46,538 -It certainly could. -All right, then. 189 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:52,085 The hang-up is General Bolt. What about Bolt? 190 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:56,085 What about the delay? What am I to do, send him a wire? 191 00:18:56,264 --> 00:18:59,299 "Hello, Max, the weather's fine. Having a little party. 192 00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:04,350 -I'll handle General Bolt. -How? 193 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:06,521 -Minow! -Yo! 194 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,564 Look, as soon as you've established communications, 195 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:17,568 -"Have encountered minor resistance." -I like it! 196 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,283 You like it? You like it? 197 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,987 -You like it? -Oh, Captain. 198 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,325 just who the hell can you trust? 199 00:20:01,613 --> 00:20:07,235 Then lump it, Rizzo. Lump it! This is war! It's not a picnic! 200 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:11,575 Could even be a trap! That's it! That's it! 201 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:13,496 One gigantic trap! 202 00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:16,789 Strategy-wise, they figure to weaken us with the wine and the women. 203 00:20:19,377 --> 00:20:21,500 Remember the Trojan horse? Remember the Trojan horse? 204 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:23,711 Do you realize how long... 205 00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:30,843 Listen, Rizzo, your job is to guard those Italians. 206 00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:34,178 Guard those Italians, and shadow Oppo's men. 207 00:20:34,308 --> 00:20:36,015 -No fraternizing, no boozing. -But, Captain... 208 00:20:36,142 --> 00:20:38,894 Listen, I'm gonna say it once more, and this is it! 209 00:20:39,062 --> 00:20:42,312 -This is war. They are the enemy! -You're wrong! There's wine! 210 00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:47,608 Just remember that! 211 00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:50,570 Lieutenant Christian! Over here! 212 00:20:51,405 --> 00:20:53,445 -Lieutenant Christian? All secure? -Sir? 213 00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:58,408 I'm going to move around the square now. See you anon, Lieutenant. 214 00:20:58,578 --> 00:21:00,072 Anon, Captain. 215 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,453 Who did that? Who did that? 216 00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:10,253 "I am going to move around the square now!" 217 00:21:11,549 --> 00:21:14,218 Why don't you get him off our backs? There's a party going on! 218 00:21:14,343 --> 00:21:16,631 -I like parties more than I like parades. -So do I. 219 00:21:16,803 --> 00:21:20,006 Look, we'll see. I'll see what I can do, right? 220 00:21:33,234 --> 00:21:35,227 -What the hell! -Why not? 221 00:21:43,827 --> 00:21:46,496 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 222 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,123 -Vino? -No, thanks. 223 00:21:56,212 --> 00:21:59,581 -Yeah, why not? -All right, damn it! Why not? 224 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,341 Beautiful! Beautiful! 225 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,635 What the hell are you doing? 226 00:22:09,183 --> 00:22:12,218 -Well, Captain, we were just... -I know what you were just! 227 00:22:12,393 --> 00:22:15,394 Fraternizing with the enemy and drinking while on duty! 228 00:22:15,563 --> 00:22:20,023 The penalty for either offense can only be one thing, and that is... 229 00:22:20,984 --> 00:22:23,557 What the hell happened to my hat? Who took my... 230 00:22:23,737 --> 00:22:26,488 Give me that!Are you... 231 00:22:31,327 --> 00:22:34,197 -Rizzo! Rizzo! 232 00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:40,205 Have you taken leave of your senses, man? 233 00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:41,871 -Sir? -What about the Trojan horse? 234 00:22:42,045 --> 00:22:43,621 Did you forget that? Did you forget the Trojan horse? 235 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,798 Well, listen to me, Rizzo. For the last time, this is war! 236 00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:50,717 Not a... Oh, no... 237 00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:53,969 Oh, Lionel. Comrade in arms! 238 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,099 How are you? 239 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:01,220 -What do you want? -To salute you. 240 00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:07,065 -You're a disgrace to the uniform! -What? You insult a man who salutes you? 241 00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:11,397 A descendant of Pax Romana, the victorious Roman legions? 242 00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:19,486 And you strike me as rather sad. Listen, why are you so serious? 243 00:23:19,661 --> 00:23:21,737 Come on, why don't you have a drink? 244 00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:24,320 Because while your responsibilities have terminated, 245 00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:37,041 Back to your posts! 246 00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:43,379 Back to your posts! 247 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,429 Back to your posts! 248 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,762 Soldiers fraternizing with the enemy in time of war! 249 00:23:51,939 --> 00:23:53,433 Do you know what that means? Back to your post! 250 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,274 Back to your post! Did you hear what I said? 251 00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:57,185 Back to your post! 252 00:23:57,735 --> 00:23:59,064 Listen, fella. 253 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:00,815 Trying to strike an officer in a time of war! 254 00:24:00,989 --> 00:24:02,317 Do you know what that means? Back to your post! 255 00:24:02,448 --> 00:24:03,563 -Soldier, back to your post! -Yes, sir. 256 00:24:06,118 --> 00:24:09,701 Look at you! You're so young, sweet and gentle. What are you... 257 00:24:16,169 --> 00:24:21,244 -Captain Cash. Captain Cash! -We'll vote later. 258 00:24:21,381 --> 00:24:25,046 -Later we’ll vote. -Sit down. Sit down and rest. 259 00:24:26,428 --> 00:24:28,254 -I can't. I can't... -No, no, no, no, no. 260 00:24:28,429 --> 00:24:32,261 Even a Caesar cannot go on fighting every day and every night. 261 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:39,893 Look, Mr. Mayor, I am neither a tyrant nor a martinet! 262 00:24:40,023 --> 00:24:41,932 -I am... -Men's lives are in his hands, Romano. 263 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,774 -I understand. -Do you really? 264 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,530 Are you perhaps Sicilian? 265 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,947 -No, why? Do I look Sicilian? -Not at all. 266 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,368 -Have a drink. -Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm on duty. 267 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:01,701 Captain, relax. I'll take care of it. Sit down. You're in good hands here. 268 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,620 It is rumored that Hannibal crossing the Alps 269 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,630 was in a state of complete and total drunk. 270 00:25:08,714 --> 00:25:12,213 -Hey, baby, wait for me! -Soldier! 271 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:15,178 Soldier, come back here, soldier! Come back to your post! 272 00:25:15,346 --> 00:25:17,337 -Soldier, you... -Look, Captain, listen. 273 00:25:17,514 --> 00:25:18,794 -Listen, Captain. -What? 274 00:25:22,644 --> 00:25:25,098 Well, these people are touchy that way. 275 00:25:25,229 --> 00:25:28,064 Oh, we don't want to have snipers at our backs. 276 00:25:30,901 --> 00:25:34,399 Gentlemen! Gina, my daughter. 277 00:25:40,034 --> 00:25:41,611 -Good evening, Captain Cash. -Yes? 278 00:25:41,743 --> 00:25:43,237 How are you? 279 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:47,623 Oh, I am so happy to see you again, and... 280 00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:48,988 -Are you really? 281 00:25:49,124 --> 00:25:51,164 -Yes, of course. -My nerves are a little on edge. 282 00:25:52,962 --> 00:25:56,580 I have dynamite in a bottle. 283 00:25:56,798 --> 00:25:57,829 Get it. 284 00:25:59,509 --> 00:26:00,754 It isn't that, it's just that my men are waiting... 285 00:26:00,885 --> 00:26:02,214 Oh, please. Relax. 286 00:26:02,345 --> 00:26:05,428 -Relax. Relax. Relax. -Your hands are very warm. Yes. 287 00:26:06,723 --> 00:26:07,968 -Oh, look at... -Thank you. 288 00:26:08,142 --> 00:26:09,137 Isn't he a handsome devil? 289 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:10,299 -Oh, yes. -Here we are. 290 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:15,057 -You are beautiful. -Well, I don't know about beautiful. 291 00:26:15,231 --> 00:26:19,809 Oh, yes, please believe me. Oh, yes. For you. 292 00:26:19,986 --> 00:26:21,099 -Oh, no, I really... -Oh, yes, you must... 293 00:26:22,946 --> 00:26:25,567 -On me. -Oh, here, here. 294 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:28,777 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 295 00:26:28,951 --> 00:26:32,818 -I propose a toast. To Gina's beauty! -Oh, thank you. 296 00:26:32,955 --> 00:26:35,113 Not to drink is to call her ugly! 297 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:41,830 -Oh, yes. Thank you. -Salute. Thank you. 298 00:26:48,969 --> 00:26:51,507 Hey, buddy, how about some wine? 299 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:13,104 -To the defeat of the Axis Powers. -Defeat of the Axis Powers. 300 00:27:15,326 --> 00:27:19,785 -Isn't that treason? -That's not very diplomatic. 301 00:27:19,913 --> 00:27:23,578 Oh, sorry, to the defeat of the Axis Powers. 302 00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:38,135 -Is it wrong for me to drink? -Oh, no. Why? 303 00:27:38,304 --> 00:27:42,170 Is it wrong for birds to fly? 304 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:44,298 Drunk? 305 00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:46,761 It is permissible for eagles! 306 00:27:46,937 --> 00:27:51,811 Eagles may fly drunk, and you, my brave captain, you are an eagle! 307 00:27:52,316 --> 00:27:54,641 A winged victory! 308 00:27:56,403 --> 00:27:57,434 -Gina, an Cora. -Ah, yes. 309 00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,190 No, no, no, this one. 310 00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:01,361 Well? 311 00:28:02,408 --> 00:28:05,078 I don't like to waste good table wine. 312 00:28:05,828 --> 00:28:10,620 -Oh, God, my troops! -Oh, no! No, no! No, no, no, no! 313 00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:12,783 -My troops... -Relax. 314 00:28:15,419 --> 00:28:16,664 Rest, you eagle. 315 00:28:18,256 --> 00:28:20,213 Gina! 316 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:23,049 Gina! 317 00:28:24,511 --> 00:28:27,298 Gina! Gina! 318 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:30,929 Captain Oppo, happy New Year! 319 00:28:31,058 --> 00:28:33,845 Thank you! Thank you! Did you... 320 00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:35,679 -Have you seen Gina? -Gina? 321 00:28:35,813 --> 00:28:42,016 Yes.An angel!Atemptress! A symphony!Avolcano! 322 00:28:42,193 --> 00:28:46,404 -Maybe she is in the hotel! -No, no, no! I just came out of there. 323 00:28:46,572 --> 00:28:48,315 -She's not in there. -Oh, no, no. 324 00:28:53,162 --> 00:28:54,619 There! There! 325 00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:12,757 -Where have I failed me? -You have done all you can, Captain. 326 00:29:12,928 --> 00:29:14,921 Have I really? Have I really? 327 00:29:15,097 --> 00:29:17,849 -You have. Yes, you have. -Oh, no. 328 00:29:19,976 --> 00:29:21,601 -Gina... -Yes? 329 00:29:23,438 --> 00:29:25,680 Am I a fool to care? 330 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,770 To General Dwight D. Eisenhower! 331 00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:37,741 To Senor Fandango Guava! 332 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:42,450 -Who's he? -Flamenco dancer. 333 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:01,679 -Come on, Oppo, it's all set up. -She is not my Gina! 334 00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:03,175 Who's Gina? 335 00:30:04,349 --> 00:30:06,886 Exactly my question. Who's Gina? 336 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:25,904 Wait. 337 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:35,120 -Nice, huh? -Bravo, very nice. 338 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:43,045 To Elbert Hubbard of East Lackawanna. 339 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,831 To Elbert Hubbard of East Wannalacka. 340 00:30:48,637 --> 00:30:49,633 No. 341 00:30:50,681 --> 00:30:54,264 No. It's East Lackawanna. 342 00:30:55,351 --> 00:30:57,557 Okay. Wannalacka. 343 00:30:58,271 --> 00:31:00,144 That's right, Wannalacka. 344 00:31:00,314 --> 00:31:02,437 -Wannalacka. -Wannalacka. 345 00:31:05,986 --> 00:31:07,859 Picture. Picture. 346 00:31:18,372 --> 00:31:20,079 Hey. Hold steady. 347 00:31:20,206 --> 00:31:21,617 I'm holding it steady. 348 00:31:25,253 --> 00:31:27,375 -Sorry, I... -It's all right. 349 00:31:27,713 --> 00:31:30,002 -Picture. -Nice. Easy, easy. 350 00:31:34,595 --> 00:31:37,085 All right, now look at your birdie. 351 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:43,803 I'm sorry. 352 00:31:58,282 --> 00:31:59,479 Gina... 353 00:32:00,074 --> 00:32:01,319 -Thank you. -Gina. 354 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:12,116 There's a tavern in a town 355 00:32:12,294 --> 00:32:15,248 There are two taverns in a town, even! 356 00:32:15,713 --> 00:32:17,255 And lots of broads! 357 00:32:17,423 --> 00:32:18,834 There's a tavern... 358 00:32:28,725 --> 00:32:31,181 Yeah, well, you gotta beat three old ladies! 359 00:32:34,146 --> 00:32:38,393 Look who’s taking candy away from the bambinos here! 360 00:32:38,984 --> 00:32:42,103 We might have won this battle, but we're losing the war of nerves. 361 00:32:42,237 --> 00:32:45,736 Move over, baby. Move over. It takes one to beat one. 362 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,028 Ten-hut! 363 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:56,577 Lionel? 364 00:32:56,749 --> 00:32:59,952 All right, let's pull ourselves... Pull ourselves together. 365 00:33:03,755 --> 00:33:06,329 Thank you, my dear. Let's look smart! 366 00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:10,416 Let's conduct ourselves in a military manner. 367 00:33:10,595 --> 00:33:15,837 After all, cleanliness is next to Schofield Barracks. 368 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,513 As you were. Cleanliness is... 369 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:23,273 Yes! 370 00:33:23,273 --> 00:33:24,304 Cleanliness is next... 371 00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:28,894 Lionel. No. What are you doing? Come here, dear. 372 00:33:29,027 --> 00:33:30,356 Oh, sorry. 373 00:33:31,155 --> 00:33:33,824 Sorry, my love.As you were, men. 374 00:33:39,787 --> 00:33:41,116 Oh, Lionel. 375 00:33:43,207 --> 00:33:45,199 -One more? -Yes, here. 376 00:33:46,543 --> 00:33:51,122 Lionel! Lionel, you mustn't slip. 377 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,050 So our little cardboard soldier is a mortal, after all! 378 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:03,931 I heard that, Sergeant Rizzo. You are treading on thin ice. 379 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:09,471 Treading on thin ice, so watch what you say, friend. 380 00:34:11,023 --> 00:34:12,600 Come on, come on. 381 00:34:16,611 --> 00:34:17,607 Come on, who's next? 382 00:34:17,737 --> 00:34:21,272 I am, but all I got are three balloons left in scrip. 383 00:34:29,498 --> 00:34:31,206 What's he saying? 384 00:34:31,374 --> 00:34:36,201 He says you can bet any part of your uniform or your gear. 385 00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:40,796 He says... He thinks... He likes yours. His is shabby. He likes ours better. 386 00:34:41,049 --> 00:34:42,329 Well, you tell him he's got a deal, man. 387 00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:46,087 Column of files to the left to the right. 388 00:34:46,262 --> 00:34:50,010 Column to the right, march. Hup, two, three, four. 389 00:34:50,182 --> 00:34:52,305 Hup, two, three, four. 390 00:34:54,895 --> 00:34:59,106 -That's no fair tickling now, come on! -You're ticklish? Well... 391 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,271 Oh! Gina, please. 392 00:35:01,442 --> 00:35:05,356 -That's classified information. I can't... -Oh, come here, dear. 393 00:35:05,529 --> 00:35:07,023 I tell no one. 394 00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:08,739 You promise, Gina? You promise you won't tell anyone? 395 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:09,856 Cross my heart. 396 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:12,773 Yes. Oh, yes? 397 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:15,116 Promise you won't tell anybody. 398 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,784 -Because it's a big secret... -Oh, tell me. 399 00:35:17,957 --> 00:35:19,534 Tell me, please. 400 00:35:21,334 --> 00:35:23,161 You are a very warm people. You know that? 401 00:35:23,336 --> 00:35:25,957 -Yes? -Oh, you're so warm! I love this country. 402 00:35:26,256 --> 00:35:31,296 -I bet my belt and my field jacket. -Easy, baby, easy! 403 00:35:32,344 --> 00:35:34,550 Quiet! I know what I'm doing! 404 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,926 -A toast! -A toast to what? 405 00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:30,683 Peace in our time! 406 00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:38,397 Do you think I'm a bad captain? 407 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:40,197 Don't be foolish. 408 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,698 -I'm not bad. -No. 409 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:44,775 Firm. 410 00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:46,574 But I'm not bad. 411 00:36:47,329 --> 00:36:49,156 "Firm but fair Cash." 412 00:36:50,498 --> 00:36:53,285 That's what they used to call me at O.C.S. 413 00:36:53,918 --> 00:36:56,587 -Where? -O.C.S. 414 00:36:57,629 --> 00:37:02,291 Otis, Couth and Slade. That's an advertising firm. 415 00:37:03,677 --> 00:37:06,249 You are a long, long way from there. 416 00:37:08,765 --> 00:37:10,508 I was an office boy. 417 00:37:11,309 --> 00:37:14,807 -Is that a very good job? -Oh, yeah. 418 00:37:16,188 --> 00:37:21,561 Tote that barge, block that ad. Clean out that basket. 419 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,107 I was what they call a gofer. 420 00:37:28,074 --> 00:37:32,534 -What is "gofer"? -Gofer? 421 00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:40,034 I used to go for coffee, go for stamps, but I had discipline. 422 00:37:41,710 --> 00:37:45,873 Man needs discipline. You can die from lack of discipline. 423 00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:54,547 That's good. 424 00:37:57,015 --> 00:38:00,182 -I feel guilty. -About me? 425 00:38:00,352 --> 00:38:02,676 No.About my men. 426 00:38:03,813 --> 00:38:05,556 General Bolt. 427 00:38:06,399 --> 00:38:09,981 I'm like a son to dear old Max. 428 00:38:11,361 --> 00:38:13,021 Who is Max? 429 00:38:15,448 --> 00:38:17,773 I don't know. That's what bothers me. 430 00:40:15,553 --> 00:40:17,344 Lieutenant Christian! 431 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,885 Lieutenant Christian! 432 00:40:30,608 --> 00:40:32,980 Lieutenant Christian! 433 00:40:45,621 --> 00:40:49,156 -Lieutenant Christian! -Silence! 434 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:53,534 -Lieutenant! -WII Corporal Minow cut out the racket? 435 00:40:55,088 --> 00:40:58,706 I just got the message. He's on his way here, right now! 436 00:40:58,883 --> 00:41:00,875 Judas priest! 437 00:41:04,638 --> 00:41:07,129 -What time is he due? -09:00. 438 00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:12,598 Stay. 439 00:41:16,148 --> 00:41:17,346 Don't move! 440 00:41:19,026 --> 00:41:21,149 I'll be right down. 441 00:41:24,113 --> 00:41:26,734 No, no, no, no! 442 00:41:28,993 --> 00:41:32,408 Oppo! Oppo, wake up. Wake up. 443 00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:35,331 -Who are you? -Never mind who I am. Just... 444 00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:37,123 Are you awake? 445 00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:43,705 Look, now listen. We've got a hell of a lot of trouble here now. 446 00:41:44,131 --> 00:41:47,002 No, no, Oppo. Oppo? 447 00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:51,219 What is the time? 448 00:41:55,724 --> 00:41:58,013 We're in a hell of a lot of trouble. 449 00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,975 There's an American intelligence officer named Pott who's going to be here 450 00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,514 It's too late. The party's over now. 451 00:42:05,649 --> 00:42:07,689 No, no, no, we didn't invite him to the party. 452 00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:08,767 Why? 453 00:42:10,279 --> 00:42:12,650 that we were having a little battle here at Valerno, see? 454 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,275 But that's a lie. 455 00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:19,287 Yes, I know it's a lie. But we had to lie. We lied for you. 456 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:26,041 Yes, I remember. We are grateful. Very grateful. 457 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:30,538 Oh, good, now I would like you to do a little something for me now. 458 00:42:30,713 --> 00:42:31,662 -Would you, please? -Yes. 459 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:36,374 At exactly 09:15, 460 00:42:36,677 --> 00:42:39,168 I would like you to take your men, 461 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:45,518 and march them right down to our field headquarters under a white flag of truce. 462 00:42:45,851 --> 00:42:48,342 -Flag of truce. -And forget about the festival. 463 00:42:48,562 --> 00:42:50,555 -This never happened. Understand that? -Yeah. Yeah. 464 00:42:50,731 --> 00:42:55,357 Now, look, we've been fighting. You've been resisting. 465 00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,691 -Yes. Yes. -You can understand that? 466 00:42:57,821 --> 00:43:02,233 Yes. Don't be a child. I'm a descendant of Machiavelli. 467 00:43:08,705 --> 00:43:12,074 No, no, it's my hat. I gotta have my hat. 468 00:43:40,025 --> 00:43:41,483 Lieutenant Christian. 469 00:44:18,725 --> 00:44:21,132 Stay here and watch for Pott. 470 00:44:40,077 --> 00:44:42,319 Quiet! Quiet! 471 00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:49,789 Quiet! Listen, what the hell is going on here? 472 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,293 These dum-dums won our uniforms in a card game last night. 473 00:44:53,421 --> 00:44:56,505 -We were all smashed and... -Where's the captain? 474 00:44:56,633 --> 00:44:59,206 -Digging latrines! Flying kites! -Rizzo! 475 00:44:59,386 --> 00:45:02,754 How the hell am I supposed to know? Leave me alone! I'm only a kid! 476 00:45:02,888 --> 00:45:05,296 Well, I have news from the front for you, my child! 477 00:45:07,935 --> 00:45:11,552 -What? -Now! Oppo surrenders at 10:00. 478 00:45:11,729 --> 00:45:14,516 We keep Pott company until he arrives, right? 479 00:45:14,691 --> 00:45:16,434 -Right. -And in the meantime, 480 00:45:16,609 --> 00:45:18,814 the costume ball is over! 481 00:45:20,028 --> 00:45:22,484 Then go into town and shape up the troops. Capisce? 482 00:45:22,656 --> 00:45:24,316 Si, Si, I capisce. 483 00:45:38,962 --> 00:45:40,207 Lieutenant! 484 00:45:41,588 --> 00:45:43,415 Lieutenant Christian! 485 00:45:47,594 --> 00:45:49,171 -Pott! He's here! -What? 486 00:45:59,855 --> 00:46:03,390 All right, listen! Pott is here. A half a mile down the road. 487 00:46:03,567 --> 00:46:05,523 So hide, everybody, hide anywhere! 488 00:46:05,693 --> 00:46:07,733 -Hide! Hide! -Hide! Hide! 489 00:46:07,903 --> 00:46:10,394 -Where's Cash? -Upstairs with a broad! 490 00:46:10,948 --> 00:46:12,857 Hide! Hide! 491 00:46:15,201 --> 00:46:19,828 No, no, no, no!AII right now. 492 00:46:19,998 --> 00:46:24,659 Put your hands down! Hide! Hide! 493 00:46:26,503 --> 00:46:27,452 Ten-hut! 494 00:46:29,173 --> 00:46:32,755 -Major! -Lieutenant Christian.At ease. 495 00:46:37,263 --> 00:46:40,880 Good Lord, these men look like they've been through hell! 496 00:46:41,058 --> 00:46:44,593 Yes, sir, that about sums it up. Hell, sir. Pure hell. 497 00:46:44,978 --> 00:46:47,266 -What’s the situation? -Fluid. 498 00:46:47,563 --> 00:46:50,599 Sir, I don't like the composition. Could I have you over there with... 499 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:55,477 -Casualties? -Frightful, sir. 500 00:46:56,988 --> 00:46:58,815 -Damn shame. -Yes, sir. 501 00:46:59,699 --> 00:47:02,865 What about... Give your men at ease, Lieutenant. 502 00:47:05,162 --> 00:47:08,661 At ease, men!At ease, please! 503 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:14,161 Look, he said, "At ease." Can't you men fathom a simple order? 504 00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:18,128 Well, sir, they hate to let up even for an instant. 505 00:47:18,674 --> 00:47:20,963 Dulls their keen fighting edge. 506 00:47:22,427 --> 00:47:24,052 -No pictures, please! -No pictures? 507 00:47:24,221 --> 00:47:25,715 -No. -What's your name? 508 00:47:26,722 --> 00:47:29,343 Let's have that again, soldier! You're mumbling! 509 00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,435 What is he... 510 00:47:32,853 --> 00:47:36,351 It’s the incessant gunfire. I'm afraid they don't hear too well. 511 00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:38,397 All right. Fall in! 512 00:47:49,827 --> 00:47:52,495 -My God, it's Cash! -You may be right! 513 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:55,779 Should you be moving him like that? I mean, what if he’s broken a... 514 00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:57,451 Crazy stubborn fool! 515 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:01,918 -Out of a death bed to lead another attack! -Yes, they're like that. They're like that! 516 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:05,421 These academy boys are like that. Stuck up. Know what I mean? 517 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,042 Yeah. Come on. 518 00:48:11,429 --> 00:48:13,054 Right in here, sir. 519 00:48:16,391 --> 00:48:19,890 You guys are marvelous. You went through a lot of hell. 520 00:48:20,061 --> 00:48:22,349 Here, move in closer, move in closer. 521 00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:26,733 You, pull in. I want to get a picture of this. "The heroes of Valerno." 522 00:48:34,615 --> 00:48:38,742 -Gina! Gina! -He's gone, sir. He's far gone! 523 00:48:38,910 --> 00:48:41,615 Smells like a distillery in here! 524 00:48:42,247 --> 00:48:46,707 Yes, sir. We had to improvise last night. We ran out of morphine. 525 00:48:50,421 --> 00:48:52,046 Oh, good morning! 526 00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:57,717 -Oh, Gina! -Who the hell is that? 527 00:48:57,886 --> 00:49:01,348 -Well, I am the daughter... -Of the local surgeon, sir. 528 00:49:01,348 --> 00:49:04,798 A partisan. Lost four brothers fighting the Nazis. 529 00:49:05,267 --> 00:49:07,141 -The nurse! -Nurse? 530 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:10,805 -Oh, Lionel! Oh, help me! -Yes, sir. 531 00:49:11,981 --> 00:49:14,899 -Oh, my little choo-choo. -Choo-choo! 532 00:49:17,362 --> 00:49:18,986 Choo-choo, yes. Her little choo-choo. 533 00:49:19,154 --> 00:49:24,528 That's an idiomatic Italian colloquialism, meaning her "poor wounded war hero." 534 00:49:24,743 --> 00:49:27,447 -Well, this has gone far enough! -It has, sir? 535 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:30,158 -Right. Order an air strike! -An airstrike? 536 00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:34,947 but we can certainly give you air support, Lieutenant! 537 00:49:35,126 --> 00:49:37,000 We'll level this bloody town! 538 00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:48,759 -Looks like they've got you, Major. -Me? What do you mean, me? 539 00:49:48,931 --> 00:49:50,923 Well, you're obviously the ranking officer. 540 00:49:52,976 --> 00:49:54,933 and decided to take you prisoner. 541 00:49:55,895 --> 00:49:58,220 -Listen, isn't there something... 542 00:49:58,690 --> 00:50:01,560 You'd better watch it, Major. He looks like a mean one to me. 543 00:50:01,817 --> 00:50:02,526 Down! Down! 544 00:50:02,526 --> 00:50:03,273 Down! Down! 545 00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:11,106 Just take it easy now, Major. They'll probably hold you prisoner in town. 546 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:13,069 In town. Let's go, you! 547 00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:16,279 Don't worry about a thing, Major. We'll try to take care of it. 548 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:18,738 Hey, you, shut up your mouth! 549 00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:22,165 Outside! Let's go! 550 00:50:28,424 --> 00:50:30,962 -Sergeant, don't do anything foolish. -Oh? For instance? 551 00:50:31,093 --> 00:50:33,001 Hey, you, get into the jeep. 552 00:50:38,349 --> 00:50:41,384 No, Lumpe, for heaven's sake, not now! 553 00:51:05,789 --> 00:51:06,952 Come on! 554 00:52:04,007 --> 00:52:07,920 Benedetto! Benedetto! Benedetto! 555 00:52:08,803 --> 00:52:12,137 I've reached the bank! 556 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:35,777 Are you sure? 557 00:52:36,452 --> 00:52:40,401 I've checked the map a hundred times. 558 00:52:40,622 --> 00:52:45,035 We are directly beneath the vault. 559 00:53:19,407 --> 00:53:22,740 All the live long day 560 00:53:26,622 --> 00:53:29,907 You cannot get away 561 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:49,225 In compliance with the codes of war, having exhausted all available resources, 562 00:53:49,808 --> 00:53:52,133 and in the face of overwhelming... 563 00:53:56,981 --> 00:53:57,930 Excuse me. 564 00:53:58,733 --> 00:54:01,899 ...odds, we are compelled to surrender. 565 00:54:02,235 --> 00:54:03,184 Lieutenant. 566 00:54:04,821 --> 00:54:08,320 Hey, Lieutenant, hold it! Let me get a good picture. Nice smile, that's it! 567 00:54:08,492 --> 00:54:10,199 All right, fall in! 568 00:54:14,288 --> 00:54:15,568 Lionel! 569 00:54:16,082 --> 00:54:18,654 Gina! Gina! 570 00:54:39,102 --> 00:54:40,596 The surrender is off! 571 00:54:40,728 --> 00:54:43,016 -Oh, come on, Oppo... -And you shut up, snake! 572 00:54:43,188 --> 00:54:46,639 Now I know why you stay with me in the bathtub! 573 00:54:50,236 --> 00:54:52,525 What’s the matter with you? No! 574 00:54:52,655 --> 00:54:57,150 The eyes of Texas are upon you 575 00:55:03,123 --> 00:55:09,291 All right, all right, gentlemen, let's go rescue our glorious leader from the ducks! 576 00:55:11,547 --> 00:55:13,752 -Hello. -Hello, Captain Cash. 577 00:55:13,923 --> 00:55:16,877 Come on. Come on. Up, up! Here we go! Get a hold of him. Take it easy. 578 00:55:19,596 --> 00:55:24,802 Are you all right? Are you all right? Oh, easy now. Right, yes. 579 00:55:26,101 --> 00:55:30,727 -What are you doing? Get out... -Come on. 580 00:55:41,573 --> 00:55:43,981 -Where is Potty? -Who? 581 00:55:44,159 --> 00:55:48,452 Potty! The major from Intelligence, that I wish to speak with immediately! 582 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,248 The catacombs! 583 00:55:59,130 --> 00:56:01,419 A man gets in there and he is lost... 584 00:56:02,132 --> 00:56:09,131 ...Iost forever.An endless, hopeless maze! 585 00:56:33,619 --> 00:56:35,776 -But there didn't used to be a hole there. 586 00:56:37,163 --> 00:56:38,112 No. 587 00:56:51,092 --> 00:56:54,591 Remember, keep your mouth shut! What I told you was cosmic secret, right? 588 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,887 Lieutenant, relax. I wouldn't give Pott the time of day! 589 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:05,678 What have you done with the salami? 590 00:57:08,774 --> 00:57:09,723 What? 591 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,180 I ate it. 592 00:57:16,573 --> 00:57:20,523 Oppo! Now, look, be reasonable. Now, we're in a hell of a lot of trouble. 593 00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:22,984 You steal my Gina, I steal you Potty! 594 00:57:23,161 --> 00:57:24,406 -Steal my what? -His Potty. 595 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:26,074 Yes, Potty. Major Potty. 596 00:57:26,248 --> 00:57:28,704 And if I tell him the truth about what happened last night... 597 00:57:28,834 --> 00:57:32,498 -Oppo, that's blackmail! -It is blackmail! 598 00:57:32,628 --> 00:57:33,826 Then you go! 599 00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:39,799 Take a squad of men and go find Major Pott! 600 00:58:42,731 --> 00:58:44,973 Watch out, now! Glasses! 601 00:58:55,326 --> 00:58:57,899 Sergeant Rizzo, please, don't do that! 602 00:59:31,899 --> 00:59:33,690 Here are those recon photos from Valerno, sir! 603 00:59:33,818 --> 00:59:35,396 Let's have them. 604 00:59:38,364 --> 00:59:40,854 Holy cow! "Minor resistance," hell, 605 00:59:41,032 --> 00:59:43,653 they're fighting hand-to-hand in the streets! 606 00:59:44,703 --> 00:59:45,782 What? 607 00:59:46,705 --> 00:59:49,990 Wait a minute! Major what? Major who? 608 00:59:50,165 --> 00:59:51,445 Major Pott of G-2. 609 00:59:52,751 --> 00:59:54,494 Pott came here during the festival? 610 00:59:54,628 --> 00:59:56,620 -No. No, no,just relax. Relax. -During the festival? Oh, no! 611 00:59:56,754 --> 00:59:59,423 -Come here, now. Lie down. -Come here. Relax. 612 00:59:59,591 --> 01:00:01,797 -Come on. There we go. -Yes, I have to lie down. 613 01:00:01,926 --> 01:00:03,965 Oh, Christian, what about Pott? 614 01:00:05,721 --> 01:00:06,966 Don't pause like that. Now just keep talking. 615 01:00:07,139 --> 01:00:08,514 I get very nervous when you pause. Keep talking. 616 01:00:08,682 --> 01:00:10,093 Well, first of all, you fell down the stairs. 617 01:00:10,225 --> 01:00:11,221 Check. I fell down the stairs. 618 01:00:11,392 --> 01:00:14,428 -Dead drunk. -I fell down the stairs dead drunk? 619 01:00:15,354 --> 01:00:16,634 Harriet! My cousin Harriet! 620 01:00:16,772 --> 01:00:19,345 -Major Pott, you idiot! -No, no, no,just... 621 01:00:20,901 --> 01:00:22,360 Oh, good! Good boy! 622 01:00:22,527 --> 01:00:25,148 See, if you can't trust your own lieutenant, who can you trust? 623 01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:27,444 But then, when he told me to order the air strike... 624 01:00:29,742 --> 01:00:33,028 -Strike where? Strike where? Strike here? -No, no, it's all right. I took care of it. 625 01:00:33,204 --> 01:00:34,615 -You took care of it? -I took care of it my way. 626 01:00:34,788 --> 01:00:36,744 -Your way? -I gave him to the Italians. 627 01:00:36,873 --> 01:00:40,242 -Gave him to the... Who? -Major Pott. 628 01:00:40,418 --> 01:00:42,292 You gave Pott to the Italians? 629 01:00:42,462 --> 01:00:44,619 Well, no, no, not really. Actually, it was Needleman and Rizzo. 630 01:00:44,796 --> 01:00:45,911 Rizzo and Needleman gave Pott away? 631 01:00:46,089 --> 01:00:47,548 Well, they were dressed in Italian uniforms, see? 632 01:00:47,716 --> 01:00:48,961 -When we went down... -In Italian uniforms? 633 01:00:49,134 --> 01:00:50,759 -Yes. -How could you... What's he saying? 634 01:00:51,886 --> 01:00:55,172 Look, what I'm trying to say is that the Italians won their uniforms 635 01:00:55,348 --> 01:00:57,839 -in a poker game the night before. -They won their uniforms in poker? 636 01:00:57,975 --> 01:00:59,717 They won their uniforms in poker? What are you... 637 01:00:59,851 --> 01:01:01,345 -Relax. Relax. -I am relaxed! 638 01:01:02,187 --> 01:01:05,686 You see, Pott thinks that Needleman and Rizzo are Oppo's men. 639 01:01:05,857 --> 01:01:07,565 Christian, what did you do with Pott? 640 01:01:07,733 --> 01:01:09,809 -Well, we put him in jail, and then... -You put... 641 01:01:13,405 --> 01:01:17,449 I'm going... I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! What... 642 01:01:19,494 --> 01:01:22,199 Get out of town, filthy imperialist! 643 01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:26,824 John Wayne! 644 01:01:31,713 --> 01:01:33,669 What's going on? What's wrong? What have I done? 645 01:01:33,839 --> 01:01:37,173 -Oh, who the hell knows, Captain? 646 01:01:37,343 --> 01:01:40,094 It's them! It's them! Look at them! It’s them! 647 01:01:40,262 --> 01:01:42,931 -What's with him? -What's not with me? Major Pott! 648 01:01:44,891 --> 01:01:48,259 -Who said he's in jail? -Oh, you mean, he isn't? 649 01:01:48,435 --> 01:01:51,851 -He escaped. -My whole life just passed in front of me. 650 01:01:52,022 --> 01:01:53,647 I can't find him for beans. 651 01:01:55,484 --> 01:01:58,817 Yeah, down in some tunnels under the town. 652 01:01:58,987 --> 01:02:01,858 Catacombs or something. Oppo said that's a maze. 653 01:02:01,990 --> 01:02:05,987 -Guys get lost in there for weeks. -Oh, don't be an idiot. They die. 654 01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:12,330 -Hold his head.Are you all right, Captain? 655 01:02:15,084 --> 01:02:16,578 I'm all right. 656 01:02:18,421 --> 01:02:20,543 I'm all right. Yes. 657 01:02:23,967 --> 01:02:26,588 I could hardly let Pott just go ahead and order an air strike, 658 01:02:26,761 --> 01:02:30,046 and I wasn't about to tell him that we captured the Italians yesterday, 659 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,220 and we gave them a little night off... 660 01:02:32,391 --> 01:02:34,847 Captain, would you stop that? 661 01:02:35,019 --> 01:02:36,975 -What? -That humming! 662 01:02:37,103 --> 01:02:40,852 So! This is how you keep order in my village, Captain Cash? 663 01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:44,392 Riot and disorder! Leave town! Get out! 664 01:02:44,568 --> 01:02:45,564 -Papa! -Get out! 665 01:02:46,945 --> 01:02:51,524 My daughter! My daughter! You drunken swine! 666 01:02:52,075 --> 01:02:55,525 How can you dare to debauch my innocent daughter? 667 01:03:16,138 --> 01:03:18,628 Lieutenant Christian, you're sitting on my bed. 668 01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:21,475 I just want to finish my explanation. 669 01:03:21,643 --> 01:03:23,766 Oh, good. I was hoping there might be more. 670 01:03:23,937 --> 01:03:26,142 Well, you see, the reason we had to get rid of Major Pott 671 01:03:26,313 --> 01:03:29,599 was because pretty soon Oppo was going to surrender. 672 01:03:30,234 --> 01:03:31,265 It was all set up. 673 01:03:32,944 --> 01:03:35,945 Oppo promised to keep his mouth shut, about the festival, I mean. 674 01:03:36,072 --> 01:03:37,981 Then you fell off the balcony in your underwear. 675 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:39,313 On purpose? 676 01:03:39,492 --> 01:03:41,116 Oh, come on, Captain, get with it, will you? 677 01:03:41,284 --> 01:03:42,944 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. 678 01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:45,028 -Did Oppo surrender? -No, no, he didn't surrender. 679 01:03:45,205 --> 01:03:48,076 -Then he saw Gina practically nude. -Nude! 680 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:52,538 Oh, Lionel, I am so sorry, my little choo-choo, 681 01:03:52,711 --> 01:03:54,336 but I must go now. 682 01:03:55,381 --> 01:03:56,460 Bye. 683 01:04:03,805 --> 01:04:07,387 So, that's when we found out that Pott was missing. 684 01:04:08,433 --> 01:04:10,390 -Then we had the fight. -Who? 685 01:04:10,519 --> 01:04:12,179 -Everyone. -Oh, that's only fair. 686 01:04:12,354 --> 01:04:16,814 -Then the recon plane flew over. -And they were taking our pictures? 687 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:18,940 Will we be in the papers? 688 01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:21,735 Lieutenant! 689 01:04:22,279 --> 01:04:24,817 Captain, message from General Bolt. 690 01:04:29,077 --> 01:04:32,196 "Your gallantry has inspired us all. 691 01:04:32,371 --> 01:04:36,748 "Impossible to send reinforcements. Keep fighting. 692 01:04:36,876 --> 01:04:39,829 "Our hopes and prayers are with you." 693 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,803 Boy, I gotta get out of here! 694 01:05:02,939 --> 01:05:05,608 I can't spend the whole night in this place. 695 01:05:05,775 --> 01:05:09,025 Now, listen, you got in here, you can get out. 696 01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:12,315 There's got to be a way out. Just don't lose your head. 697 01:05:17,785 --> 01:05:21,035 Are you crazy? Let's surrender! 698 01:05:21,873 --> 01:05:25,456 You'll get us trapped because your girl threw you over. 699 01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:27,535 Silence! I am in command! 700 01:05:29,963 --> 01:05:31,541 Okay. Christian. 701 01:05:32,466 --> 01:05:33,710 Captain, I want to... 702 01:05:33,883 --> 01:05:34,879 Hold it. He's hung up back here. 703 01:05:35,051 --> 01:05:36,000 -Wait a minute. -Let him hang. 704 01:05:36,177 --> 01:05:37,375 -All right. -Are you okay? 705 01:05:37,512 --> 01:05:39,386 I'm all right, just relax. 706 01:05:39,555 --> 01:05:42,638 -I can stand on my own two... -Look out, there he goes again! 707 01:05:42,807 --> 01:05:44,847 I'll take you up. Come on. 708 01:05:45,393 --> 01:05:47,433 -Captain Oppo. -What do you want? 709 01:05:47,562 --> 01:05:49,389 I think you and I should have a little talk. 710 01:05:49,564 --> 01:05:52,350 -You don't have any Potty, eh? -Any what? 711 01:05:53,234 --> 01:05:54,942 -Potty! Potty! -Major Pott. 712 01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,613 We will find your Potty! And then you will surrender to me! 713 01:06:00,740 --> 01:06:04,323 No, Captain, we will find the major, and you will surrender to me! 714 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:05,657 Oh, we shall see. 715 01:06:07,955 --> 01:06:10,197 I've had just about enough... 716 01:06:15,419 --> 01:06:17,957 -What is going on? -A message from his general! 717 01:06:20,925 --> 01:06:23,249 What is he saying? What is it? What is it? What is he saying? 718 01:06:23,385 --> 01:06:27,252 It says, "Your courage has inspired us. Keep fighting." 719 01:06:28,265 --> 01:06:29,759 Keep fighting? Keep fighting? 720 01:06:29,933 --> 01:06:34,428 Well, well, well, how does it feel to be in the same boat, Captain Oppo? 721 01:06:34,603 --> 01:06:36,394 -Captain Cash... -Yes. 722 01:06:36,939 --> 01:06:37,935 He did it again! 723 01:06:38,106 --> 01:06:39,434 -Listen here... -Now, wait a minute, gentlemen. 724 01:06:39,607 --> 01:06:41,398 Listen, Captain Cash! 725 01:06:42,110 --> 01:06:45,360 Gentlemen! Now, wait a minute. Hey! Wait! Wait. 726 01:06:45,738 --> 01:06:48,026 May I make a suggestion, Captain, please? 727 01:06:48,198 --> 01:06:49,194 Go ahead, Lieutenant. 728 01:06:51,201 --> 01:06:54,486 is going to be on your record, every word on your record! 729 01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:56,322 Thank you, Captain. 730 01:06:56,455 --> 01:07:00,287 Now, gentlemen, it seems that we're faced with a Mexican stand-off. 731 01:07:00,418 --> 01:07:02,623 No one can move until we find Pott. 732 01:07:04,462 --> 01:07:07,035 Yes, in the meantime, there'll be more recon planes flying over. 733 01:07:07,215 --> 01:07:08,840 More recon planes flying over. 734 01:07:09,009 --> 01:07:12,092 And if those photographs show that we're not fighting, 735 01:07:12,261 --> 01:07:14,419 we've had it, gentlemen, purely had it! 736 01:07:16,182 --> 01:07:20,309 Until we find Major Pott and get this surrender thing worked out, 737 01:07:20,435 --> 01:07:21,846 we fake a battle! 738 01:07:22,020 --> 01:07:23,680 What is he saying? 739 01:07:23,855 --> 01:07:25,646 What did he say? Did he say, fake a battle? 740 01:07:25,815 --> 01:07:27,142 -Yes, sir. -That's what I thought he said. 741 01:07:27,316 --> 01:07:28,561 -Fake a battle here? -Fake a battle! 742 01:07:28,734 --> 01:07:30,608 -Well, what the hell else is there to do? -That's a good idea! 743 01:07:30,736 --> 01:07:31,767 -Yeah! -We can do it! 744 01:07:31,945 --> 01:07:33,938 -Fake a battle! -Fake a battle? 745 01:07:35,114 --> 01:07:36,822 Get back! Get back! 746 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:39,527 -Captain? -What? 747 01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:40,858 -Captain? -What? 748 01:07:41,037 --> 01:07:42,068 Message from General Bolt. 749 01:07:42,246 --> 01:07:43,953 Oh, Major Bolt. What does he want? What does he want? 750 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,915 He wants to know how the battle is coming. 751 01:07:48,251 --> 01:07:49,414 Now, take him over... 752 01:07:49,544 --> 01:07:52,746 -Let's get him over. -Here we go. Here we go, up! 753 01:07:55,925 --> 01:07:58,759 It's just a question of time. I'll get out of here. 754 01:07:58,927 --> 01:08:03,636 What? You really think so? No, some like it in the pot, nine days old. 755 01:08:16,442 --> 01:08:17,936 Poor bastards! 756 01:08:18,069 --> 01:08:19,100 Isn't there something we can do? 757 01:08:19,278 --> 01:08:21,484 Ah, now, Charlie,just what the hell would you suggest? 758 01:08:21,614 --> 01:08:24,947 Show me one soldier who isn't up to his G.I. tail in shot and shell, 759 01:08:25,116 --> 01:08:27,524 and I'll send him back up there to reinforce C Company! 760 01:08:27,702 --> 01:08:29,493 But we can give them air support, General. 761 01:08:29,663 --> 01:08:32,829 Order Cash to pull his men out to the hills, then level the town. 762 01:08:35,334 --> 01:08:37,872 According to C Company's latest communication, 763 01:08:38,045 --> 01:08:41,164 they stand a better chance trying to take that town than to retreat into the hills. 764 01:08:41,339 --> 01:08:43,877 Captain Cash says it'd be suicide to pull out. 765 01:08:44,008 --> 01:08:48,336 So, if they don't pull out, we can't very well level the town, can we, Colonel? 766 01:08:51,974 --> 01:08:54,643 They'll just have to wait until we take Messina, that's all. 767 01:09:52,485 --> 01:09:54,145 Back inside, you... 768 01:09:56,447 --> 01:09:58,107 Needleman, die! 769 01:10:08,207 --> 01:10:11,125 That was beautiful, Robert! Beautiful! 770 01:10:11,293 --> 01:10:13,250 Lieutenant, look at that! 771 01:10:17,423 --> 01:10:18,751 What do they think they're doing? 772 01:10:21,344 --> 01:10:25,210 Hey, lady, wait a minute. You're not supposed to be up here. 773 01:10:25,931 --> 01:10:27,211 We're rehearsing. 774 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:32,430 When the plane comes over, if you're up here hanging laundry... 775 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:36,558 Lieutenant! 776 01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:43,476 Go tell that lady to quit interfering with our rehearsal! 777 01:10:44,447 --> 01:10:45,610 Right. 778 01:11:00,044 --> 01:11:01,586 No! No! No! 779 01:11:02,922 --> 01:11:04,415 No, no, no! 780 01:11:04,548 --> 01:11:05,923 What no? You're dead! 781 01:11:06,091 --> 01:11:08,214 No, this is supposed to resemble a real battle. 782 01:11:08,385 --> 01:11:10,093 Then fall down! 783 01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:12,295 You've just been shot at close range 784 01:11:12,471 --> 01:11:14,843 by the greatest marksman in the Italian army! 785 01:11:17,393 --> 01:11:20,927 No. When I open fire, no one is exempt! 786 01:11:31,572 --> 01:11:34,941 Are you sure this time? 787 01:11:35,117 --> 01:11:37,358 Trust me, beloved! 788 01:11:49,129 --> 01:11:51,454 Hey, that's pretty good, Minow. 789 01:12:16,028 --> 01:12:19,562 Needleman! Minow! Get your tails down here! 790 01:12:20,281 --> 01:12:23,152 Come on, come on. Crowd around here now. 791 01:12:23,326 --> 01:12:26,112 Come on. Come on, now. Crowd around here! 792 01:12:28,371 --> 01:12:30,529 Oppo, bring them up here, huh? 793 01:12:30,665 --> 01:12:34,993 Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's all very gratifying, gentlemen. 794 01:12:40,632 --> 01:12:42,257 Get up here, Oppo. 795 01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:46,506 Now translate this for me. Maybe we can eliminate some of these coffee breaks. 796 01:12:46,679 --> 01:12:47,628 Okay. 797 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,721 Some of the temperament. 798 01:12:52,434 --> 01:12:56,514 All right, all right. Now, Captain Cash is going to be here any minute. 799 01:12:56,688 --> 01:12:58,347 We all know what that means, right? 800 01:12:58,481 --> 01:13:00,521 -Hey, Lieutenant! -Okay? 801 01:13:00,858 --> 01:13:02,649 What do you want, Blair? 802 01:13:02,819 --> 01:13:05,060 Aircraft coming this way, sir! 803 01:13:06,446 --> 01:13:07,905 Damn! Okay. 804 01:13:08,532 --> 01:13:11,866 Got no choice. This is it. Come on, places! Come on. 805 01:13:16,705 --> 01:13:19,492 All right now, Oppo, no mistakes this time. 806 01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:22,501 One cup of coffee and I start using live ammo, got it? 807 01:13:26,965 --> 01:13:28,708 Back inside, hookers! 808 01:13:29,216 --> 01:13:34,459 No, no, inside, ladies, please, huh? Back inside, ladies! Inside! 809 01:13:35,514 --> 01:13:36,973 Oppo, eh? 810 01:13:42,019 --> 01:13:43,182 Please, huh? 811 01:13:43,354 --> 01:13:47,351 Hey, Lieutenant! Lieutenant! About two miles and closing! 812 01:13:47,482 --> 01:13:48,513 - Don't give me ideas! 813 01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:50,067 One of those broads beat me out of six bucks. 814 01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:52,233 -You haven't had six bucks in a year! -That's what you think. 815 01:13:52,362 --> 01:13:54,354 Minow, Needleman, get out there! 816 01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:55,693 Get back to your places! 817 01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:57,822 And give me back that six bucks. 818 01:13:57,950 --> 01:13:59,777 -I don't know where it is. -Yeah? Go find it! 819 01:14:39,028 --> 01:14:43,772 Fate has intervened in the form of Valerno! 820 01:14:43,907 --> 01:14:47,739 We merely land a division, take the village... 821 01:14:47,869 --> 01:14:51,866 and we would outflank the Americans and the English! 822 01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:56,826 Divert Panzer Group Mendenheim to Valerno at once! 823 01:15:08,637 --> 01:15:11,638 Three days. Three incredible days! 824 01:15:12,349 --> 01:15:15,432 And what have we accomplished? I'll tell you. 825 01:15:15,601 --> 01:15:17,807 We have misplaced Major Pott. 826 01:15:18,938 --> 01:15:24,856 This idiot has made a move, directed by Cecil B. Christian, 827 01:15:25,026 --> 01:15:30,944 starring the Three Knuckleheads, and that famous Italian hero, Kid Guts. 828 01:15:31,115 --> 01:15:32,360 Salt. 829 01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:39,156 In the meantime, there's a war going on. 830 01:15:39,288 --> 01:15:42,739 Not a documentary, but a war! A real, live war! 831 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:45,788 -They also serve... -Cut it! Just knock it off! 832 01:15:46,753 --> 01:15:49,588 while we're playing "Button, button, who's got the button?" 833 01:15:49,714 --> 01:15:52,585 Well, gentlemen, I've had it! I have had it! Do you understand? 834 01:15:52,759 --> 01:15:57,135 No more games! The Italians are moving out! Today! Now! 835 01:15:58,931 --> 01:16:00,342 What about Major Pott, sir? 836 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,264 -Well, Captain Oppo? -Well, Captain, we do not surrender. 837 01:16:05,437 --> 01:16:07,643 Then we fight. How does that grab you, Oppo? 838 01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:10,056 Fight, shoot, kill! 839 01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:14,983 Well, make up your mind. Seconds are ticking... 840 01:16:59,984 --> 01:17:01,526 Captain. Let's go. 841 01:17:01,694 --> 01:17:04,529 -Come on, Captain. -It's all right now. Up, up, upsy-daisy. 842 01:17:10,577 --> 01:17:11,822 -You speak English? -Of course. 843 01:17:11,953 --> 01:17:15,535 -What do you want? -My men, why are they prisoners? 844 01:17:15,664 --> 01:17:17,740 I might ask you the very same question. 845 01:17:17,917 --> 01:17:19,791 We found them consorting with the enemy. 846 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:23,079 Take your place with the rest of the prisoners. 847 01:17:23,838 --> 01:17:26,163 I didn't get your name, Colonel. 848 01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:30,421 -Colonel Kastorp. -Oh, Colonel Kastorp. 849 01:17:37,851 --> 01:17:40,222 -Colonel Kastorp? -Yeah? 850 01:17:40,978 --> 01:17:43,184 Hey, Oppo, Oppo! 851 01:17:46,776 --> 01:17:47,890 No. 852 01:17:59,578 --> 01:18:01,286 March them out! 853 01:18:15,634 --> 01:18:17,757 Darling, I'm home. 854 01:18:30,647 --> 01:18:32,141 That's right! That's right! 855 01:18:32,315 --> 01:18:34,521 And that's why we are here, Oppo, because of you! 856 01:18:34,651 --> 01:18:37,437 You and your bloody soccerball! You and your bloody festival! 857 01:18:37,570 --> 01:18:38,945 Kindly please do not shout. 858 01:18:39,113 --> 01:18:43,240 Oppo, kindly do not live, because you, you are my albatross. 859 01:18:43,408 --> 01:18:47,322 You are my millstone, and you, you are my flaming white elephant! 860 01:18:48,621 --> 01:18:49,819 -Rizzo! Oh, you! -People are watching. 861 01:18:50,457 --> 01:18:53,243 Olly, Olly, oxen free! 862 01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:55,500 One-sided run leg-off!. 863 01:18:55,669 --> 01:18:58,242 Up the rebels! Down the chimney! 864 01:18:58,422 --> 01:19:00,959 Down, down, down, derry down, derry down! 865 01:19:01,090 --> 01:19:05,586 Yes, yes. What? What? What's this? 866 01:19:06,804 --> 01:19:10,137 What ho! My lucky helmet! 867 01:19:10,515 --> 01:19:13,053 The boy stood on the burning deck. 868 01:19:13,226 --> 01:19:15,135 His fleece was white as snow, 869 01:19:15,270 --> 01:19:19,931 and everywhere that Barry went, the ship was sure to go. 870 01:19:20,066 --> 01:19:21,940 Garbo speaks! 871 01:19:22,485 --> 01:19:24,726 Take two and hit to the right! 872 01:19:25,236 --> 01:19:28,486 Stroke! Stroke, you devils! Stroke! 873 01:19:28,907 --> 01:19:32,240 Din... Gunga Din, bring water, you beggar! 874 01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:34,741 I do not surrender because you took my Gina! 875 01:19:34,912 --> 01:19:36,952 You did not surrender because you are a frink! 876 01:19:37,122 --> 01:19:41,285 -A frink? -Yeah, a fraud, a fink, a frink! 877 01:19:43,044 --> 01:19:45,120 That's right, don't argue with me! I am sick! 878 01:19:47,756 --> 01:19:48,871 What... 879 01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:54,468 -Major Pott! -Tippy Canoe and Tyler, too! 880 01:19:55,514 --> 01:19:57,304 Major Pott, are you all... 881 01:19:58,182 --> 01:20:01,551 If nominated, I will not run! If elected, I... Back! Back! 882 01:20:03,104 --> 01:20:06,721 Where cheetah? Where apple pan dowdy? 883 01:20:06,898 --> 01:20:10,267 Send me your poor, your tired, your homely. 884 01:20:10,443 --> 01:20:13,692 Send me your... Back! Back! Back! 885 01:20:13,862 --> 01:20:15,404 Elephantiasis! 886 01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:27,786 Captain? 887 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,911 Captain Cash? 888 01:20:31,253 --> 01:20:32,664 Captain Cash? 889 01:20:36,340 --> 01:20:39,127 -What is this place, Oppo? -It's part of the catacombs. 890 01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:41,833 This must be the gladiator's room. 891 01:20:42,430 --> 01:20:43,889 Captain Cash. 892 01:20:45,223 --> 01:20:46,386 -Thank heaven. -What happened? 893 01:20:49,602 --> 01:20:53,551 He's out of his mind! He went screaming down the tunnel here! Screaming! 894 01:20:53,689 --> 01:20:56,690 -What is it, Oppo? Where does it go? -Back to the center of the village. 895 01:20:56,817 --> 01:20:59,735 -Yes, we'll gather at the river 896 01:21:00,945 --> 01:21:03,614 Lieutenant, we have to get word back to the general. 897 01:21:03,781 --> 01:21:04,730 You and I are taking off. 898 01:21:04,907 --> 01:21:08,489 After dark, I want you to start slipping the men out. 899 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,736 Well, sir, what happens when there's only five of us left? 900 01:21:12,914 --> 01:21:14,622 -Slip out all the traffic will bear. -Right. 901 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:18,622 Crisis-wise, the important thing is to get word back to the general. 902 01:21:18,794 --> 01:21:20,074 All right. 903 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:54,240 We will use this as our headquarters. Officers quartered upstairs. 904 01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,658 We have the finest accommodations. 905 01:21:57,828 --> 01:22:03,498 I will have dinner at precisely 8:00. Send up a bottle of your finest wine. 906 01:22:05,293 --> 01:22:07,286 Send her up, too. 907 01:22:09,589 --> 01:22:12,258 We must kidnap Colonel Kastorp! 908 01:22:16,887 --> 01:22:22,924 He is the same notorious colonel who led the attack on Leningrad. 909 01:22:25,228 --> 01:22:27,470 The party will reward us! 910 01:22:27,688 --> 01:22:31,352 We'll go to Russia! We'll be heroes! 911 01:22:37,279 --> 01:22:40,280 He has ordered a bottle of wine. 912 01:22:44,203 --> 01:22:46,360 We'll drug the wine. 913 01:23:06,514 --> 01:23:08,139 Oh, wait a minute. 914 01:23:31,077 --> 01:23:32,571 Help me get it on. 915 01:24:00,936 --> 01:24:02,893 Oppo, now listen to me. 916 01:24:03,481 --> 01:24:07,525 I want you to take me to the edge of town and double back to get the men. 917 01:24:07,650 --> 01:24:11,233 They'd never find their way alone. Okay? Come, let's go. 918 01:24:18,911 --> 01:24:20,951 Come on, come on, quickly! 919 01:24:21,913 --> 01:24:23,407 You come with me! 920 01:26:59,593 --> 01:27:04,005 So what? Relax, relax. Be natural.And smile. 921 01:27:04,639 --> 01:27:06,014 Smile. 922 01:27:07,684 --> 01:27:11,348 Not like a man, like a girl, eh? 923 01:27:14,606 --> 01:27:18,141 -Here he comes. Here he comes. -Embrace me. Embrace me. 924 01:28:26,252 --> 01:28:31,128 Rizzo, Needleman, Minow, Lumpe! In the hole! Come on! 925 01:28:41,891 --> 01:28:44,464 All right, look. The Germans got Cash. 926 01:28:44,602 --> 01:28:45,598 -You're kidding. -Yeah. 927 01:28:47,104 --> 01:28:48,597 Lumpe, you take charge here. 928 01:28:48,772 --> 01:28:51,228 Get out as many men as you possibly can without being too damn obvious. 929 01:28:51,358 --> 01:28:53,066 -Right. -I'll send Oppo back as guide. 930 01:28:53,234 --> 01:28:55,440 Come on, Oppo. Let's go. 931 01:33:17,382 --> 01:33:18,662 Colonel? 932 01:33:24,930 --> 01:33:27,053 -Oh, Lionel! -It's me, it's me. 933 01:33:28,726 --> 01:33:30,267 What happened? 934 01:33:30,393 --> 01:33:33,347 I don't know. I think he's dead. 935 01:33:36,816 --> 01:33:41,524 Oh, Lionel, you must do something. They are going to shoot all the prisoners. 936 01:33:41,695 --> 01:33:42,644 They what? 937 01:33:42,821 --> 01:33:45,655 Tomorrow, at dawn, all of the men in the stadium. 938 01:33:45,823 --> 01:33:48,361 -By his orders! -Why that... 939 01:34:55,885 --> 01:34:57,130 -Gina, listen. -Yes. 940 01:34:57,262 --> 01:34:59,467 And listen very carefully. 941 01:34:59,972 --> 01:35:03,590 I want you to sit by the manhole cover and wait for Christian. 942 01:35:03,767 --> 01:35:07,978 He should be coming up any minute now. Warn him about the execution. 943 01:35:08,146 --> 01:35:11,349 Tell him I'm trying to make it back to General Bolt. 944 01:35:11,524 --> 01:35:15,437 Send someone else if I don't make it. Now, do you understand? 945 01:36:17,832 --> 01:36:19,159 Well? 946 01:36:56,658 --> 01:37:01,615 I'm an American! I am not Kastorp! Let me go! I'm an American! 947 01:37:18,051 --> 01:37:19,130 Gina! 948 01:37:20,929 --> 01:37:22,756 -No, no, no, in English. -Yes, in English. 949 01:37:22,931 --> 01:37:26,513 Cash, he has escaped. He is going to the American general. 950 01:37:26,684 --> 01:37:30,385 But the Germans are going to kill you all, all of the prisoners! 951 01:37:43,991 --> 01:37:45,450 It's himself. 952 01:37:45,826 --> 01:37:48,363 Oh, Lionel. Oh, Lionel! 953 01:37:48,536 --> 01:37:51,157 -Cash? -Come on, wake up, baby! 954 01:37:53,499 --> 01:37:55,491 Hey! Hey! It's our guys. It's all right. 955 01:37:58,378 --> 01:38:00,667 -How many more can Lumpe get out? -I think we're about it. 956 01:38:00,839 --> 01:38:05,251 One of the guards got nosey and he started taking a count of all the prisoners. 957 01:38:08,346 --> 01:38:09,924 -Why? -What for? 958 01:38:18,063 --> 01:38:20,351 Hey, you guys, give me a hand. 959 01:38:21,732 --> 01:38:25,315 -Keep it quiet up there! -Get them up! Move them out! 960 01:38:28,821 --> 01:38:29,936 Let's go! 961 01:38:30,073 --> 01:38:32,149 What the hell's going on here? They're our guys. 962 01:38:32,325 --> 01:38:35,659 No, they're not. They're Germans in our uniforms. 963 01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:42,994 Okay, you three, down in the hole! Come on. 964 01:38:51,133 --> 01:38:54,133 All right, now, everybody go out, get one German each, 965 01:38:54,302 --> 01:38:56,508 bring him back here before dawn. Go! Go! 966 01:38:56,638 --> 01:38:58,097 Come on, move. 967 01:39:10,024 --> 01:39:14,353 Lionel, now I go to the hotel, and I'll get you some other clothes. 968 01:39:14,487 --> 01:39:16,894 But if they’ve discovered the colonel, it'll be too dangerous. 969 01:39:17,072 --> 01:39:20,441 If you want to get word to your general, it's a risk that must be taken! 970 01:39:20,617 --> 01:39:23,025 -Gina, I refuse to let you... No! -Just don't argue with me, Lionel. 971 01:39:27,206 --> 01:39:28,534 Oh, Lionel. 972 01:39:35,255 --> 01:39:36,880 -Lionel. -Come on, come on. 973 01:39:37,007 --> 01:39:39,759 -Are you well? -Up, just come up. 974 01:39:44,597 --> 01:39:46,637 Been dead about an hour. 975 01:39:47,975 --> 01:39:49,682 Take hostages. 976 01:41:00,996 --> 01:41:04,697 He looks just like Colonel Kastorp. 977 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:08,451 That's because he is Colonel Kastorp. 978 01:41:08,587 --> 01:41:13,829 Then who was the Colonel... The man who was just here? 979 01:41:14,008 --> 01:41:15,633 Where did he go? 980 01:41:21,056 --> 01:41:25,384 The wine has done its work. He is stunned like an ox. 981 01:41:29,772 --> 01:41:34,232 It has also made him very stiff. 982 01:41:38,238 --> 01:41:41,487 He is as cold as ice. 983 01:43:57,819 --> 01:43:59,941 "Half a league, Half a league onward 984 01:44:00,112 --> 01:44:02,484 "Cannons to the right of them, Cannons to the left of them, 985 01:44:02,656 --> 01:44:05,325 "Volleyed and thundered and Dundered and Blitzened" 986 01:44:05,492 --> 01:44:07,448 All right, straighten up that line. 987 01:44:07,618 --> 01:44:10,536 "One, two, three, O'Leary Four, five..." 988 01:44:16,877 --> 01:44:18,205 Major Pott! 989 01:44:19,004 --> 01:44:22,454 Major Pott, it's me, Captain Cash. It's me! 990 01:45:04,126 --> 01:45:06,664 -What is it? -Somebody's knocked off Colonel Kastorp. 991 01:45:06,795 --> 01:45:07,874 -What? Who? -I don't know, 992 01:45:08,005 --> 01:45:09,583 but they've brought in some of the villagers as hostages. 993 01:45:09,757 --> 01:45:12,164 -For what? Are they going to shoot them? -Yeah, probably. Easy. 994 01:45:23,310 --> 01:45:26,181 Wait till the next election. 995 01:45:29,857 --> 01:45:32,313 What are we doing? 996 01:45:32,485 --> 01:45:34,312 Calm, calm. 997 01:46:21,778 --> 01:46:24,482 Hey, Rizzo, what do we do if they spot us? 998 01:46:24,655 --> 01:46:27,573 -Tell them he's an escaped prisoner. -Right. 999 01:46:50,177 --> 01:46:53,380 Hey, Rizzo, I just thought of something. I don't speak any German. Do you? 1000 01:46:53,556 --> 01:46:55,548 -No. -Swell. 1001 01:47:30,796 --> 01:47:34,046 I'm invisible! I'm invisible! I'm not really here. 1002 01:47:42,015 --> 01:47:43,639 What are you doing? 1003 01:47:45,976 --> 01:47:47,518 Answer me! 1004 01:47:51,773 --> 01:47:53,766 Are you crazy? 1005 01:47:54,943 --> 01:47:56,734 -Take your helmet off. 1006 01:49:18,975 --> 01:49:21,014 -Get the rifles. -Yeah. 1007 01:49:41,703 --> 01:49:43,696 -Good luck, you guys. -Knock it off. 1008 01:49:46,874 --> 01:49:49,910 Get ready. It's almost dawn. 1009 01:50:08,602 --> 01:50:10,095 Easy, easy. 1010 01:50:11,354 --> 01:50:13,679 -Anybody else up there, Blair? -No, I'm it. 1011 01:50:13,898 --> 01:50:15,689 Let's go. Grab a gun! 1012 01:50:20,737 --> 01:50:23,940 This time are you sure? 1013 01:50:24,241 --> 01:50:29,116 A jackass couldn't miss it! Am I dumber than a jackass? 1014 01:50:29,328 --> 01:50:31,368 You're certainly no smarter. 1015 01:50:57,185 --> 01:50:58,513 Fire! Fire! 1016 01:52:21,134 --> 01:52:22,332 Wonderful, wonderful. 1017 01:52:22,511 --> 01:52:24,385 Congratulations, Major Cash. Give me a light. 1018 01:52:24,554 --> 01:52:25,964 Major, sir? 1019 01:52:26,138 --> 01:52:29,637 That’s the way the cannon roars, Cash, promotion-wise and career-wise. 1020 01:52:29,767 --> 01:52:31,345 Wonderful. Now, let's get this show on the road. 1021 01:52:31,519 --> 01:52:33,595 But we can't just yet, sir. 1022 01:52:34,312 --> 01:52:35,261 What? 1023 01:52:35,438 --> 01:52:38,889 Well, we can't. The Italian soldiers won't leave, sir. 1024 01:52:39,651 --> 01:52:42,770 -Again? -The Italians won't leave, sir. 1025 01:52:44,154 --> 01:52:46,443 Well, I've got a trigger-happy armored division out there 1026 01:52:46,573 --> 01:52:47,984 that says they damn well better leave. 1027 01:52:48,158 --> 01:52:50,648 Sorry, sir, but they're all hiding. 1028 01:52:54,205 --> 01:52:57,241 Louder, Cash. I could swear I just heard you say they're hiding. 1029 01:52:58,458 --> 01:53:01,376 They won't leave until we give them a party. 1030 01:53:02,420 --> 01:53:03,583 A what? 1031 01:53:04,339 --> 01:53:05,881 Party, sir. 1032 01:53:06,006 --> 01:53:07,749 Cash, are you out of your mind? 1033 01:53:07,883 --> 01:53:10,089 What the hell do you mean, give them a party? 1034 01:53:15,306 --> 01:53:20,513 -We'll whoop it up for Old Nassau We'll whoop it up again 1035 01:53:22,479 --> 01:53:24,804 We'll whoop it up for Old Nassau 1036 01:53:25,524 --> 01:53:27,564 General, how are you, sir? 1037 01:53:30,820 --> 01:53:34,355 Yes, she'll fill you in, sir. Excuse me. 1038 01:53:34,532 --> 01:53:37,948 -Well, buona sera, buona sera. -Oh, buona sera, you speak Italian. 1039 01:53:38,119 --> 01:53:39,233 Oh, well... 1040 01:53:39,411 --> 01:53:40,490 Papa. 1041 01:53:43,039 --> 01:53:46,739 -Do you like our wine? Oh, very nice. -Oh, yeah, very much, very much. 1042 01:53:46,917 --> 01:53:49,159 -Excuse me, sir. -Well, for you and for me. 1043 01:53:53,340 --> 01:53:57,004 -You're a very pretty historian. You have marvelous eyes. 1044 01:53:57,177 --> 01:53:58,256 -Oh, thank you. 1045 01:54:00,472 --> 01:54:02,263 Oh, no, no, they are brown. 1046 01:54:02,389 --> 01:54:06,007 Now, I think I'm entitled to have my opinion on that, you know, rank... 1047 01:54:06,143 --> 01:54:09,975 Has its privileges. Isn't that right, Max? 1048 01:54:16,819 --> 01:54:20,104 I think of blue in connection with Aurora Borealis. 1049 01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:23,981 Oh, and who is Aurora Borealis? 1050 01:54:24,117 --> 01:54:27,283 Well,Aurora Borealis was 1051 01:54:29,079 --> 01:54:33,077 a bubble dancer I knew in Chicago. 1052 01:54:33,250 --> 01:54:34,413 Oh, yeah. 1053 01:54:39,506 --> 01:54:42,424 Repent, you fools, repent. 1054 01:54:42,592 --> 01:54:45,675 White man speak with forked tongue. 1055 01:54:45,803 --> 01:54:48,638 Back, back to the reservation. 1056 01:54:48,764 --> 01:54:51,550 You'll get no more rifles from Kincaid! 1057 01:54:56,270 --> 01:54:57,515 Captain Oppo! 82599

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