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What are you doing?
It's my favourite Christmas song.
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I can't stand the way
that Alvin always comes in late.
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That's what's funny about it.
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Not funny. It's disrespectfuI
to the other chipmunks.
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Hey!
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I know I have to die someday,
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but I'm gonna be really pissed off
if it's today because of this.
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You're so dead when we get home.
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Oh, I'm shaking.
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Oh, great.
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There's something wrong
with the car.
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Oh, really?
You think so, Mr. Goodwrench?
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I can't believe
this thing stalled again.
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It's probably one of those stupid belts.
I'll take a look at it now.
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Doug, what are you doing?
We're on the expressway.
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You're gonna get yourself killed.
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Relax. I got the hazards on, okay?
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I'm okay. I'm fine.
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It just blew my cap off. I'm okay.
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You know, it really is disrespectfuI
to the other chipmunks.
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You're preaching to the choir, Dad.
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Okay, I can fix this.
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I just need the screwdriver
in the glove compartment.
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Not in here.
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What? I can't believe this.
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I know it's here
because I keep it in here.
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- Okay, it's not here.
- Told you.
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Where could it be?
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Did you lose it, Arthur?
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Pardon me, I did not lose
your precious screwdriver.
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It's on my bed.
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I needed it to pry open
some paint cans.
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What were you painting?
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Nothing.
I found the cans in the basement,
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and I wanted to see the difference
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between Navajo white
and eggshell white.
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Unbelievable.
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Well, excuse me
for being consumed with boredom.
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You're a very hard man to please,
Heffernan.
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You okay, hon? You need help?
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I've dragged it for two miles.
I can make the last eight feet.
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Easy, hon.
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Oh, God.
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All right, where do you want it?
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Okay, let me think.
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All right, not there,
because of the things...
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Hello? Sap.
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Okay, all right, all right,
right here, right here.
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- God, it's heavy.
- Okay.
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Okay, what a great day, huh?
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We got our Christmas tree
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and we swept up
the Long Island Expressway.
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Well, at least this year
we won't get that sad feeling
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when we toss it out on the curb.
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Hello?
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Sorry again, Douglas, about that
screwdriver misunderstanding.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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The next time
you want to sniff paint fumes,
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use your own screwdriver, okay?
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Oh, I see we're having sarcasm
for Christmas this year.
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Okay, thank you.
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Four hundred bucks
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just to get the car running.
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And then he said we still need
to keep an eye on the transmission.
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Keep an eye on it?
What does that mean?
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I don't know, I guess we take turns
sleeping in the garage.
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I really wish
we could afford a new one.
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Why don't we just do it?
Let's do it, you wanna?
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- Doug, you know we can't now.
- Why not?
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Because we agreed we're gonna wait
untiI we pay off the credit cards.
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Oh, please,
we're never gonna do that.
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Come on, new car,
me and you, huh?
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We'll go cruising,
we'll pick up chicks.
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Come back here,
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and the three of you
can make me dinner.
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All right, well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
just to look at some new ones.
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Oh, you are a keeper.
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So you're really ready
to get rid of your old heap, huh?
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Yeah, it's had a good run.
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Hell, I've had it since
I was a young stallion of 22.
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Hey, you remember the first time
you tried to feeI me up was in that car.
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Yeah.
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And you bent these two fingers
all the way back.
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You let out such a scream.
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I was a good sport though.
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I let you go for it
the very next weekend, remember?
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Yeah, but I had the cast on,
I couldn't get a good grip.
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- I love you.
- Yeah.
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This car is unbelievable.
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Six cylinders, rack and pinion,
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and these seats,
they actually heat up.
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I can't begin to tell you
how warm my ass feels right now.
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Maybe you could write a poem.
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You know what? Stop that.
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You're starting to act
like a game show contestant.
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Now, come on, let's find a car
we can actually pay for.
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- I want this one.
- Hon, did you see the sticker price?
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Sticker price?
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You know what I like to call
the sticker price?
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The sucker price.
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Well, that is clever.
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Come on,
we really cannot afford this.
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Look, I know how to negotiate
the price down.
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This guy's gonna be
coming over here soon.
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So let's do the old good cop,
bad cop routine.
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Okay, which one am I?
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- Bad cop.
- All right.
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No, no, bad cop's more fun.
I wanna be bad cop.
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Although
you look more like a bad cop.
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Okay, how about,
you play all the police,
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and I'll play the person
across the street getting a manicure?
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All right, here he comes.
Just work with me.
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- All right? Come on.
- Okay.
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So you folks still looking or-?
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- No, no, no, we're done.
- Good.
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Well, good.
Think this is the one for you?
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Don't know, don't know.
Honey, what do you think of this car?
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I would like to take a sledgehammer
to this piece of crap.
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All right.
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- What did you say that for?
- I thought I was bad cop.
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Bad cop, yeah, not Gestapo.
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- Excuse me.
- Yes, sir?
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Yeah, we actually might be willing
to consider buying this car,
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but first I think we're gonna need
to see a little flexibility on your end,
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you know what I mean?
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Yeah, I'm sorry,
but we can't go below sticker.
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- This is a really hot car right now.
- Right, hot car. Right, absolutely.
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Lot of heat. Okay.
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Tell you what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna jot down a little figure
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for your hot little car.
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I want you to run this back
to your boss
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and we'll take it from there, okay?
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Yeah.
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My manager's gonna think
this is a joke.
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Well, why don't you just go show him
how funny we are?
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Okay.
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Welcome to the dance.
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See, now he goes back there,
he has a cigarette,
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he comes back with another number,
we scoff, we say goodbye,
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and you watch
how fast he chases us.
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Sorry, no go.
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We can take about
a hundred dollars off the undercoating,
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but that's the best we can do.
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Oh, okay.
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If that's the best you can do,
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then I guess we're gonna
have to just say ta-ta.
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Thanks for coming in.
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Start walking.
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Let's go.
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Hey, baby.
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What are you in the mood for?
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Yeah, I could do Chinese.
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Hey, take care now.
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Hey, you too and merry Christmas.
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So which place you thinking of?
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No, that's too spicy.
I don't like that place.
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Yeah, let's try to make it around...
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Come on, let's just go back
and buy the car.
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Doug, when we finally have kids,
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wouldn't it be nice to have
more than 30 bucks tucked away?
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I don't know.
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I don't wanna spoiI them.
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Come on, Carrie,
I want new car smell.
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Our car has Burger King smell.
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Doug, let's just put
the new car thing aside for now,
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slap some more duct tape
on the old one,
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and really commit ourselves
to winning the lottery.
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Okay?
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Arthur.
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Didn't I ask you not to put
the peanut butter in the refrigerator?
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You may have. Why?
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Because then it gets hard
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and I can't spread it
without tearing the bread.
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So just let it sit for a half an hour
and soften up.
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I want the sandwich now.
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Then toast the bread.
That way it won't tear.
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Don't want it toasted.
Don't want it in half an hour.
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What I want is an untoasted
peanut butter and jelly sandwich now.
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Well, Douglas,
that might not be possible.
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As it is, I've given you a number
of very attractive alternatives.
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No, they're not attractive.
Okay, Arthur, you know what?
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I may not be able to afford
a decent car,
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but I do have a house,
and I let you live in it.
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So please show some respect.
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Oh, peanut butter.
Oh, good, peanut butter, yeah.
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My peanut butter. This is my house.
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You gonna let him
talk that way to me?
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Well, I'm not quite sure
what he said at the end there,
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but as far as the other stuff
is concerned, Dad,
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he's not really wrong.
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Hey, sleepyhead.
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Merry Christmas.
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Come on downstairs.
I got something for you.
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Dad, isn't Christmas tomorrow?
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I couldn't wait. Come on down.
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Come on.
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Come on, come on.
201
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Keep those eyes closed.
Keep them closed.
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- Oh, mother.
- Watch for that.
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Okay.
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One, two, three, merry Christmas!
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So, what do you kids think, huh?
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Well, it's cosy.
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Where did it come from, Arthur?
Did you build it?
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00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:05,796
No, no, what we have here
is a Douchenberger.
209
00:12:06,012 --> 00:12:07,007
Made in Luxembourg.
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Most popular car
on the road over there.
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Well, I assume they are tiny people.
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00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,967
Anyway, this old buddy of mine
happens to be an importer.
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Cheese mostly, but when I told him
my kids needed new wheels,
214
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he pulled some strings
and got me this one.
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Right off the boat.
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You know how fast this thing goes
zero to 60?
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- How fast?
- I don't know.
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It's nice, Dad,
but you really, really shouldn't have.
219
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No, no, you kids deserve this.
220
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No, we don't.
221
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Sure, you do.
222
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You're gonna be
the envy of the neighbourhood.
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See?
224
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Check out all the looks we're getting.
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- Oh, my God!
- Go faster.
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I'm already going as fast as I can.
I got it floored.
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- Then shift.
- I'm shifting, I'm in third.
228
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That's all there is.
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Road hog.
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FeeI better?
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A little bit.
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Crying really helped.
233
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This thing's unbelievable, huh?
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I know.
235
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It felt like we were navigating through
high-speed traffic in a soda can.
236
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What was he thinking,
giving us a car?
237
00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:33,571
Well, honey, it's pretty obvious
he did it because of you.
238
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- Me?
- Yeah.
239
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I mean, the way
you yelled at him the other day
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you made him feeI so bad.
241
00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:41,194
I mean,
he knew we needed a new car
242
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so, voila, '99 Douchen thing.
243
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Hey, this wouldn't have happened
if you had let us get the other car.
244
00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:51,320
But, no, we gotta save money
for our children.
245
00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:55,116
Well, just look
what you've given birth to.
246
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All right, just relax now.
247
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You're just a little upset
because you almost died.
248
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Maybe we just need time
to get used to this thing.
249
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:10,199
I mean, it is kind of cute
in its own little way.
250
00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:14,996
Oh, God, we are so screwed.
251
00:14:15,249 --> 00:14:19,161
Hey, what's going on?
What the hell is this?
252
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,201
It's our new car.
253
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,823
- No, seriously, what is it?
- It's a car.
254
00:14:24,085 --> 00:14:26,123
Okay, maybe if you spent some time
in Luxembourg
255
00:14:26,335 --> 00:14:28,659
you wouldn't ask
such stupid questions.
256
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:31,034
Where do the clowns come out?
257
00:14:33,462 --> 00:14:36,544
Because, you know, in the circus,
all the clowns cram into one little-
258
00:14:36,754 --> 00:14:39,290
Yeah, we get it, Rich,
not your best bit, okay?
259
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,295
We're just not
in a laughing mood, all right?
260
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,963
We almost got crushed
by a large truck
261
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:45,543
and a medium-sized dog.
262
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,002
What are we gonna do?
263
00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:51,669
I mean, either we're stuck
with this ridiculous looking thing
264
00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,625
or we have to break
my father's heart.
265
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:55,460
Or you could just dump it.
266
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,080
What do you mean?
267
00:14:58,342 --> 00:15:00,132
I mean, there's a spot
under the Belt Parkway
268
00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,050
where people "park" their cars
269
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,666
if they wanna be "relieved" of them.
270
00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:07,884
You know what I'm "saying"?
271
00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:09,962
You didn't need
that last set of finger quotes,
272
00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:11,422
but, yeah, I get you.
273
00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:12,632
Honey, you wanna do it?
274
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:15,628
Doug, we are not dumping the car.
275
00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:17,547
Why not?
We'll collect the insurance money.
276
00:15:17,763 --> 00:15:20,134
Give it to your dad,
he never has to know we didn't like it.
277
00:15:20,347 --> 00:15:22,054
- We're not doing it.
- Then what do we do?
278
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I don't know.
279
00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:27,718
Carrie, I can't go to work in this.
I'm a teamster, for God's sakes.
280
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,849
Okay, we will just talk to my father,
and say:
281
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"Thank you very much,
but the car is just not for us. "
282
00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:51,767
Oh, the kids.
Doug, I've got your song playing.
283
00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:54,593
- Great, thanks.
- I put it on a loop.
284
00:15:54,813 --> 00:15:59,223
It will just play and play
and play untiI someone turns it off.
285
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:04,019
Dad, you got a sec?
286
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,265
Sure, sure, let's all sit.
287
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,148
Relax.
288
00:16:08,858 --> 00:16:11,691
Look, I baked Christmas cookies.
289
00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:17,018
Hey, Dougie, those should hit you
in about an hour.
290
00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:25,436
So, kids, what's on your mind?
291
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,105
Well, Dad, it's about the car.
292
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,649
The look on your faces
when I gave it to you...
293
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,566
It was worth every penny
from my IRA account.
294
00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:34,363
You cashed in your IRA?
295
00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:36,605
I'm just glad
I could pull together enough
296
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:38,731
to make your dreams come true.
297
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:42,606
Dad, I am so stunned.
That is so generous.
298
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:44,240
No, that's not generous.
299
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:47,982
Generous is opening your home
to a cranky old man
300
00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:53,108
who sometimes forgets to show
the proper respect and gratitude.
301
00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:54,985
That's generous.
302
00:16:56,577 --> 00:16:59,149
God bless you, kids.
303
00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:17,121
Well, this looks like the place.
304
00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:19,619
I can't believe
we're actually doing this.
305
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,037
Come on, come on.
Keep it together, babe, all right?
306
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,245
All right, let's go.
307
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,990
Wait, let me get out first,
otherwise we'll tip over.
308
00:17:32,335 --> 00:17:35,369
Oh, my God, look at this place.
309
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:38,917
Oh, I don't know,
it's got a lot of atmosphere.
310
00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:41,036
Hey, baby, you wanna rumble?
311
00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:50,039
I'm not sure if I wanna do this.
312
00:17:50,256 --> 00:17:52,923
Hey, whoa, we agreed,
it's our only way out.
313
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:56,042
- I know, but it's immoraI.
- It's not immoraI.
314
00:17:56,299 --> 00:17:59,673
Doug, we're inviting criminals
to steaI the car my father bought
315
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:03,047
with his retirement money
as a show of love and respect for us.
316
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:04,669
On Christmas Eve.
317
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,046
That's not immoraI?
318
00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:10,753
I'm not saying we're gonna get
a lot of karma points,
319
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,966
but it's not immoraI.
320
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,922
Where the hell is Richie
with the getaway car?
321
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,844
I can't do this to my father again.
322
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,962
What are you talking about, again?
323
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:26,305
When I was 6, he bought me
this doll for Christmas and I hated it.
324
00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:29,881
- That happens.
- I buried it in the backyard.
325
00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:33,714
And then like a month later,
our dog dug it up right in front of him.
326
00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:36,256
Had worms coming out of the eyes,
fungus in his hair,
327
00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:42,176
and it kept saying,
"I love you. I love you. "
328
00:18:42,851 --> 00:18:43,882
That happens.
329
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:52,803
Moose, sorry I'm late.
I had to help a buddy ditch a boat.
330
00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:55,598
- Come on, let's go.
- All right, come on, Carrie.
331
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:57,229
- Carrie?
- Hey.
332
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,803
What's going on?
You want your car stolen or what?
333
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:01,094
I do.
334
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,352
It's her.
335
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:04,933
We have to go now.
336
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,683
Doug, I can't do this.
337
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,850
Moose?
338
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,972
- Forget it, Rich.
- All right, whatever.
339
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:23,025
Oh, man.
340
00:19:42,823 --> 00:19:44,530
You know,
this song is really growing on me.
341
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,276
- You?
- Yeah.
342
00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:51,276
Oh, here comes the best part.
Listen, listen.
343
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:59,735
A Hula-Hoop he wants.
344
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,233
And every time too.
345
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,782
Okay, I got the eggnog
and Mr. Rummy.
346
00:20:07,995 --> 00:20:09,738
Let's hit the Christmas presents.
347
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:13,285
Speaking of which, still enjoying
the Douchenberger, Douglas?
348
00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:14,492
Oh, yeah.
349
00:20:14,705 --> 00:20:17,408
It's nice having a car
I can take into the store with me.
350
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:20,869
Here you go, Daddy.
This is from Doug and me.
351
00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:23,120
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
352
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,956
What could it be?
353
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,122
It's so exciting.
354
00:20:32,459 --> 00:20:33,454
What's this?
355
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,740
It's a watch.
356
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,199
I have a watch.
357
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,409
I know, but this is engraved, look.
358
00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:43,043
"With all our love, Doug and Carrie. "
359
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:45,370
Well, you did your best.
360
00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:53,170
- Hope you're happy.
- What?
361
00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:56,332
I just went back to get my car,
it's stripped to the bone.
362
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,251
And my insurance doesn't cover
theft or vandalism.
363
00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:02,334
What the hell am I supposed to do?
364
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,008
Merry Christmas.
365
00:21:21,054 --> 00:21:22,298
You sure someone will take it?
366
00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:24,503
Definitely. Just leave it.
367
00:21:24,721 --> 00:21:25,716
All right.
368
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:30,422
Hard to believe anyone
will want this thing, but here goes.
369
00:21:33,223 --> 00:21:35,973
Go, go, go!
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