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* My eyes aregettin' weary*
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* My back is gettin' tight*
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* I'm sittin' herein traffic*
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* On the Queensboro Bridgetonight*
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* But I don't care,'cause all I want to do*
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* Is cash my check and driveright home to you*
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* 'Cause, baby,all my life*
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* I will be drivin' hometo you*
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MALE ANNOUNCER [OVER TV]:
And now, throwing out
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the ceremonial first pitch,
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Broadway StarBernadette Peters!
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[LOUD WHAP]
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Wow. Bernadette
brought the heat!
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They should probably
test her for steroids.
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That's nothing. You see
Reese Witherspoon last week?
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She could be a Yankee
right now.
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-Hey, what's up?
-Hey.
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-Where the hell you been?
-Yeah.
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I thought you were going
to that new place
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with the drive-through
window.
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Yeah, I did.
It was all backed up.
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They made their window
too small.
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They had to shimmy
the box out sideways.
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Well, basically we have
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half extra cheese,
half no cheese.
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Well, I think we all know
which side I'm eating from.
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Enjoy your skin flap.
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Spence, will you stop
staring out the window, man?
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You're creepin' me out.
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I'm waiting for Lou Ferrigno
to get home.
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Where is he?
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Spence, Lou is not
gonna go with you
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on your little
sci-fi geek-fest.
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Yeah. Fantasy Expo'05
is a geek-fest.
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That's why 3 different hobbits
are showing up.
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You know,
at a certain point,
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we can't protect you
anymore.
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Oh! There he is.
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Yes. Target acquired.
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No, this is not happening.
Not today!
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What's the matter?
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Just eat it off your shirt
like you always do.
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No, he's gotta be
all GQ'ed up.
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He's getting his hair
cut by Lori.
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Oh, ho.
She's a neat freak.
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No, man. She's hot.
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Oh! Better yet. Heh.
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Hey, I'm in the market
for a new hair girl.
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Could you hook me up?
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Mmm, I would, but she doesn't
like to cut loser hair.
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What?
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-I don't want you goin' to her.
-Why not?
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Because she's mine, all right?
Get your own.
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Do you believe him?
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You can go to my girl. I mean,
she weighs about 3 bills,
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but she'll braid you up
real nice.
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If you want my opinion,
in terms of style,
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handling, and pure luxury,
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you can't beat
the Park Avenue.
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I think we could
both agree
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that Buick
makes a great car.
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Can I go in now?
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Yeah, wait--Lou, Lou, Lou.
One more thing.
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Um, what are you doing, uh...
3 weeks from next Sunday?
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Why?
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There's a kind of
sci-fi convention
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out at the Meadowlands.
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I was thinking if you wanted
to go, I'll give you a lift.
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We can walk around.
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You just want to take me
because I was the Hulk.
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You-- You were the Hulk?
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Oh, that's right!
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I totally forgot!
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Brain freeze!
Ha ha ha.
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So what do you say?
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I don't do that stuff
anymore.
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Lou, please!
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That chapter of my life
is closed.
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Y-you don't understand!
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I mean, if I could
show up with the Hulk...
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I'd finally besomebody,
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not some loser
wearing fake Spock ears
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because he doesn't have the guts
to get the surgery.
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Okay, fine.
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But no green paint
and no purple pants.
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Lou, thank you.
Thank you! Okay?
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Um...and you might wanna save
some of that anger for the Expo.
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Hey, honey,
I'm going shopping.
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I have a couple of questions
about the list.
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Shoot.
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Now, I don't mind you
adding items,
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but I'm gonna ask you again,
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please don't cross off
vegetables.
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Sorry, I just--
I get upset.
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It's okay.
It's okay.
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All right, now--
and help me out here.
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It says "crackers--all."
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That's an entire aisle.
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That's just a guideline.
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I wanted you to have fun
with it, just get in there--
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Okay. you know what?
Why don't you just come with me.
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The sample lady
will be there.
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Oh, I want to.
It's just that I, uh,
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I gotta get a haircut.
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You just got a haircut 3 weeks
ago. Your hair looks fine.
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Yeah, it's fine
if you're a Bee Gee.
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Honey, please,
just come with me.
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Carrie, I--what do you want
me to do? I have an appointment.
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You think I wanna
spend my Saturday
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sitting in some
barber chair?
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You doin' okay?
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Great.
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Hi. There's a couple
more bags in the car.
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[KISS]
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Oh, Danny!
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We need to set up
some boundaries.
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Hey...why'd your hair
taste like coconut?
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Uh, I spilled a piña colada.
It's a long story.
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Where's Doug?
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He went to get
his hair cut.
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Oh, right.
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Hey, Car, by the way,
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could you give me the name
of Doug's hair person?
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I love his look.
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Um...
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Actually, I don't know
who he goes to now.
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Wait a minute.
Did he tell you not to tell me?
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What are you talking
about?
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I'm talking about
his hot hairdresser.
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What hot hairdresser?
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[LAUGHS] Oh, like you
don't know!
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Oh, you don't know.
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So, you ever deliver
to anyone famous?
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Uh...is Harrison Ford
famous?
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You did notdeliver
to him!
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No, I didn't.
But he is famous.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Seriously...
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delivering an old lady
her heart medicine
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or a child his first bike...
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that's the thrill ride
for me.
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Tch! Aw!
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I gotta get my clippers.
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Take a look at the back.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Car!
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How are ya?
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Hey.
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Wh-wh-what are ya
doin' here?
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Oh...
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Nothing, I was just across
the street at the beauty supply,
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thought I'd just pop in
and say hello.
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Beauty supply?
Why don't you leave that
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for the people who need it?
'Cause you don't! Ha ha!
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I'll see ya at home, okay?
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That's okay.
I don't mind waiting.
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-That's okay--
-I don't mind.
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-[STUTTERING]
-It's okay.
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I'll just sit
right here.
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So, you must have
a million funny stories
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about things that happen while
you're out making deliveries.
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Uh...it's not about
being funny.
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It's about getting the job done
and going home to my wife.
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Oh. Okay.
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H-hold still, hon.
I don't want to cut you.
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-Okay.
-Thank you.
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-You're all set.
-Okay, well,
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thank you very much
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for a very
professional job.
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Thank God that's done.
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Hey. Could you put 20 bucks
on my Metro Card, please?
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Is there a problem?
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No, no. I'd be happy
to do that for you,
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Mr. Adam West,
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or should I say
Batman?
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You nailed me.
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So, uh, what brings
you down to the subway?
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Underground trouble
in Gotham City?
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I have a colonoscopy
uptown.
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Wow...
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Oh, I see that FantasyExpo'scoming up.
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Yeah. They're having it
at the Meadowlands this year.
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I remember when
they held the first one
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at George Takei's
landlady's house.
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To have been a fly
on that wall.
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Oh, there were
quite a few of those.
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She was a filthy woman.
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Well, nice to talk to you.
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Batman?
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Yes?
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That is so cool.
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Um...I was
wondering, uh...
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any chance you would come
with me to the convention?
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Oh, I don't do much
of those anymore,
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but you've sure got guts
to ask me.
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And I like guts.
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So you'll go?
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You may have to drive.
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My Prius is in the shop.
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-Hey!
-Hey. Where you been?
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I've been home,
uh, an hour now.
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Oh, had to make
a couple stops.
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Got you those mints
you like. I know that.
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And, uh, there.
A little bracelet.
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Wow! It's beautiful.
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What's the occasion?
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The occasion is,
you're the best.
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You are so sweet!
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Let me get a look
at that haircut.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
She's good.
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Yeah. I mean, I wish
she'd do a little less...
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and a little more...
you know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah. She's pretty hot,
though, huh?
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You think?
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Mm...
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Not my cup o' Joe,
but God bless.
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Try on your
bracelet.
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-You are unbelievable!
-What?
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Sneaking around behind my back
getting haircuts!
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I wasn't sneaking around. I told
you I was getting a haircut!
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Yeah, but not by
Edward Scissorboobs!
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Okay, so she's a little hot,
all right?
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I only go to her because
I like the way she cuts my hair.
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Oh, come on.
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We both know your hair
looks like crap.
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And if it's
about the haircut,
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why won't you give
her number to Danny?
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Is that what
you're so upset about?
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I'll tell Danny
right now!
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Go ahead!
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Fine.
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Unbelievable.
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It's ringing.
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Spence, get Danny.
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-This is ridiculous.
-Mm-hmm.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, Danny, if you
really wanna know
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the number to my hair girl,
I'll give it to you.
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Just grab a pen, bud.
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VOICE [OVER PHONE]: ForThe
Brothers Grimm, press one.
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What's with that guy,
huh? "Press one!"
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You're being pathetic.
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What? So once a month
I get my hair cut
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by a cute girl
who laughs at my jokes.
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What's the big deal?
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The big deal is,
when you got married,
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you took a sacred vow
to me.
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To do what, only get
my hair cut by ugly people?
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The point is,
you shouldn't be needing
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that kind of attention
from anybody but your wife.
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I mean, do you understand
how hurtful that is to me?
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Yes! That's why
I didn't tell you!
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Okay, you know what?
From now on, you and her,
255
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,500
you're through. Okay?
256
00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,750
If anybody's gonna give you
pleasure once a month,
257
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,290
it's gonna be me.
258
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,260
Hey, Lou.
259
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,760
Hey, guys.
260
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,220
Hey, Lou.
Lot of weight there.
261
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,390
Yeah, I'm training
for the convention.
262
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,480
I'm gonna be in
the best shape of my life.
263
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,270
[LOW VOICE]
At first he didn't
even want to go,
264
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,690
now he's
totally into it.
265
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,740
Look at him
training, Deac.
266
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:23,280
Training for me
to break his heart.
267
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,450
Then why'd you ask
that other guy?
268
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,280
Because the other guy
is Batman, all right?
269
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,490
And when you have a chance
270
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,250
to take the Dark Knight
to a party,
271
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,580
you do it.
272
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,460
I would not do well
in your world.
273
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,790
It's 2 dates for the prom
all over again.
274
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,880
You had 2 dates
for the prom?
275
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,460
No, my date did.
276
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,880
She wanted to go with me,
277
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,630
but then her dad said
if she wanted to go to college,
278
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,390
she'd have to take
this other guy, so...
279
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,550
Uh-huh. And you
believe that?
280
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,430
She ended up
going to college,
281
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,180
so you do the math.
282
00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,770
So how did you
find out about her?
283
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,740
His cousin ratted him out.
284
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,240
And you know what?
Doug didn't even think
285
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,650
he was doing anything wrong.
286
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,610
I mean, this girl
was all over him
287
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,870
and he was
freaking loving it.
288
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,490
A little lower, baby.
289
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,410
Yeah, there you go.
That's it.
290
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,620
Hey, don't get too comfortable.
We still got cardio.
291
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,920
Hate you.
292
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,210
What?
293
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,220
Don't you think you're being
a little hard on Doug?
294
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:28,430
'Cause...you know.
295
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,350
This is totally different.
296
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:36,350
Ooh, stop that.
That tickles. Ha ha!
297
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:44,990
Morning.
298
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,860
Hey.
299
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,410
What you making,
some waffles?
300
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:49,620
Yeah.
301
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,870
Oh, I'm using
Mrs. Butterworth's.
302
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,040
Is that okay? Or should
I only be getting
303
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,370
syrup from yourhead?
304
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,880
Is this about that whole
hair-cutting thing?
305
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,260
Well, um...
yeah, listen,
306
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,930
you can go back to Lori
whenever you want.
307
00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:08,970
What?
308
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:10,390
You were yelling at me,
309
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,560
saying I'm betraying
our whole marriage.
310
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,890
Yeah, I was just probably--
I was in a mood, you know?
311
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:18,310
Just some womanly stuff
going on there.
312
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,560
But seriously, though,
you can go back to her.
313
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,900
Why are you suddenly
okay with this?
314
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,690
Okay, look, I realized
315
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,360
that I was being
a bit of a hypocrite.
316
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,700
I mean...
317
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,660
I have a man in my life
who's kind of like Lori.
318
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,490
You know, gives me attention,
makes me feel good,
319
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,950
and you don't know
about him.
320
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,500
It's Deacon, isn't it?
321
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,340
No, it's Brad,
my trainer from the gym.
322
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,590
Oh. Okay, fine.
323
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:47,800
Yeah, so, I'm gonna
see him in 10 minutes.
324
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,340
Oh. That's great.
You know something?
325
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,720
My sideburns are getting
a little bushy, too.
326
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,600
Okay.
327
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,680
Well, say hi to Lori.
328
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,930
Ha ha! Say hi to Brad.
329
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,560
-Okay, thanks.
-All right.
330
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,810
Bye.
331
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,530
Hey, Lori.
332
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:12,950
Oh, hey, Doug.
333
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:14,450
Hey, Doug.
334
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,080
What's up?
335
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,670
I-- I was just wondering
if you could maybe
336
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,790
give me a little trim in the
back, clean me up a little bit.
337
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,340
Oh, actually, I was about
to head out.
338
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,340
Danny had an extra ticket
to Blue Man Group.
339
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,470
Hey, you feel
like Mexican?
340
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:31,930
[GASPS] I love Mexican!
341
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,390
Oh, great.
342
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,010
Ooh, but I should
warn you.
343
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,680
When it comes
to margaritas,
344
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,810
I'm a lightweight.
345
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:39,480
[CHUCKLES]
346
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,520
Hey, that's buenoby me.
347
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:44,810
Oh, but
don't worry, Doug,
348
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:45,820
I'll get you
taken care of.
349
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,110
-Eugene!
-No, no.
350
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,530
That's okay.
Really, that's fine.
351
00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,820
I-I'm good.
352
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,570
So, do you ever deliver
to anyone famous?
353
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,550
Hey, Spence.
354
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,840
Yeah. Hi.
Lou, there's something
355
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,220
I really got
to talk to you about.
356
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,390
Look, what I just
picked up
357
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:16,390
at the dry cleaners
today.
358
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,930
And guess what--
359
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,310
I'm going green.
360
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,020
Just wait here.
I'm gonna go try them on.
361
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,400
Don't put
the pants on, Lou!
362
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,900
Why not?
363
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:30,110
'Cause it's just gonna
make this hurt even more.
364
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,910
14, 15.
365
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,080
All right, come on.
Finish out strong.
366
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,410
-Okay.
-There we go.
367
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,500
Hey, can I talk
to you for a second?
368
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,460
We got
2 more sets here.
369
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,840
Hey, Jimmy Neutron,
could you take a walk?
370
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,170
I'm gonna get a Red Bull.
You want one?
371
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,800
Yeah, sure.
372
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,920
What's going on?
373
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,090
-Well, I got my hair cut.
-Yeah?
374
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,930
By Eugene!
Yeah. Lori couldn't do it
375
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,850
because she was too busy
having margaritas with Danny
376
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,890
because you gave him
her number!
377
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:04,560
Oh. I'm sorry, baby.
378
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,940
Well, we'll talk
about this at home, okay?
379
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,820
Right now, Brad's
gonna work on my glutes.
380
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,030
Ha ha. No, no.
Okay, if I don't have Lori,
381
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:13,320
there's no Brad for you.
382
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,410
For the rest of our lives,
it's just this.
383
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,240
Well, no,
that's not fair.
384
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,040
I know. It sucks
for both of us.
385
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,040
Doug, just calm down,
all right? We can fix this.
386
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,210
How?
387
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,330
[**]
388
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,260
-This is stupid.
-Doug, come on.
389
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,880
I want to find you
a new hairdresser.
390
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,260
A real hottie.
391
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,550
[SIGHS]
392
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,550
All right, fine.
393
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,930
All right.
So what do you like?
394
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:45,020
Short? Tall? Skinny?
A little junk in the trunk?
395
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,350
What's your pleasure?
396
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,980
That one's not bad.
397
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,900
Oh, I see you like 'em
a little dirty.
398
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,450
-Okay, you know what--
-Come on, come on, come on.
399
00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:00,370
Just go up to her
and see if she's free, okay?
400
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,160
I can't do this.
401
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,910
-Do you want me to do it?
-No, I'll do it.
402
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,410
Okay.
403
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,630
Ahem.
404
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,670
-Yes?
-Hey, I'm Doug.
405
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,630
Uh, I know this is
kind of short notice,
406
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,260
but I was wondering
if you could give me a haircut
407
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,470
'cause, you know,
I go crazy.
408
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,340
But just seeing if
you were available.
409
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,640
Actually, I'm booked
for the next couple weeks.
410
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,560
Ohh. That's cool.
411
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,270
I'm so busy, too.
I probably--
412
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:28,020
I'll just let it
grow, you know?
413
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,520
-I want to die.
-All right, honey.
414
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,480
Come on. Just give it
another minute, okay?
415
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,610
Let's just look--
416
00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:33,940
Excuse me.
417
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,400
I want her.
418
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,910
You sure, honey?
You want to look around--
419
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:43,030
Yeah, you can go home.
I'll get a ride or something.
420
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:49,040
I'm glad your Prius
is out of the shop,
421
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,960
'cause this
is a sweet ride.
422
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,380
I may buy it when
the lease is up.
423
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,220
So, anyway, um,
424
00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,930
we want to make
a really good entrance,
425
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:02,350
so I was thinking you could
either rappel down next to me
426
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:05,180
or you carry me in in your arms
and set me down.
427
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,140
I mean, it's your call.
428
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,270
Let's play it by ear.
429
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:13,110
Oh, Spence, I ran into
a mutual friend today.
430
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,190
Oh, who?
Commissioner Gordon?
431
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:17,360
Ha ha ha!
432
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,740
He's been dead
since 1984.
433
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,570
That's not funny.
434
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,410
I'm talking about...
435
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,490
Lou Ferrigno.
436
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,290
Oh, yeah?
437
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:31,210
Lou told me
that, uh, he was
supposed to go
438
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,460
to the convention
with you,
439
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,670
but you ditched him
at the last minute.
440
00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,510
Because you're better!
441
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,260
Oh, I see.
442
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,970
Let me ask you
something.
443
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,260
If you'd run into Bill Shatner
this morning,
444
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,310
would you have
ditched me, too?
445
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,770
I want to say no, but...
446
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:55,770
I'm weak.
I'm so weak.
447
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,190
Well, that's why
448
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,360
people like Lou, myself,
Bill, Lee Majors,
449
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,990
always look out
for each other.
450
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,530
Because of pasty-faced
opportunists like you.
451
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,460
W-w-we're still going,
right?
452
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,710
I am.
453
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:18,130
Get out of the car.
454
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,470
W-w-we're on the turnpike!
455
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,430
I gotta run across
4 lanes of traffic!
456
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:26,350
Character is formed
through adversity.
457
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:29,180
And P.S., I'm keeping
your gas money.
458
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,690
[SPORTS PLAYING ON TV]
459
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:38,980
[DOORBELL RINGS]
460
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,110
[TURNS OFF TV]
461
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,660
What's goin' on?
462
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,830
I've heard you have
a hot hairdresser.
463
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,490
We want in.
464
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,420
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