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Douglas, I'm mailing
some pictures to my cousin.
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Do you think this needs
one stamp or two?
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I don't know, two?
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What?
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It seems well within
the one-ounce limit.
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Yeah. Well, then,
why'd you ask me?
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Well, I wanted
an expert opinion.
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But no, you had to tow
the company line.
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You delivery people
got your foot on our throats
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and you won't step off!
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Just tryin' to eat
my lunch here.
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Would you forget about food
for just one second?
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OK, that's what my sandwich
was missing.
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A finger
with a loose Band-Aid.
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Damn it,
these are Octoberfest pictures.
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They have to get to my cousin
before June 1st!
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So then put two stamps on 'em!
Put ten on!
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What do you care,
it's not like you're
payin' for 'em!
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How dare you!
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Whoa!
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Huh?! Ah, yeah!
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Hey, guys.
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Yeah? Well,
how about this, huh?!
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There!
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* My eyesare gettin' weary*
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*My backis gettin' tight*
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*I'm sittin' herein traffic*
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*On the Queensboro Bridgetonight*
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*But I don't care'cause all I wanna do*
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*Is cash my checkand drive right home to you*
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*'Cause, baby,all my life*
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*I will be drivin'home to you*
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[CRASH]
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Doug? What happened?
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The bed broke.
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Really? You sure?
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Well, let's
work backwards.
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Do I normally sleep with
my head in the closet?
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All right.
Come on, honey.
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Let's check out
the damage here.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCOFFS]
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My God, look at this.
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The mattress is ripped,
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and the frame
totally caved in.
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The bed's not even that old.
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How do you think
this happened?
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Eyes off me.
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Are you trying
to break your hip, or...?
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No, just thought I'd
spruce up the sunless dungeon
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where fate has dropped me.
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All right.
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Which picture do you think
would look better here?
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A Shar-Pei puppy,
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or a photo of
Elvis Presley
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shaking hands
with Richard Nixon?
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Well,
it's your call, Dad.
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Anything's an
improvement over
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that mounted rabbit.
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Hello, world!
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You know, I'm going
to miss our old bed.
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Lot of good memories
in that bed,
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you know
what I'm saying?
Huh? Huh?
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You know what I'm saying? Huh?
You know what I'm talkin' about?
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Yeah, sex.
Got it.
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I got to be honest
with you though, hon.
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I'm not going
to miss it that much.
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I really didn't sleep
that well on it.
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Really?
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Yeah. And you kind
of thrash around
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when you sleep,
and it would come at me
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like a wave, you know?
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Couldn't help
overhearing you.
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I'd like to show
you something.
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Ma'am, lie down.
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Oh, okay.
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Sir, shoes off,
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hop up, start jumping.
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You do work here,
right?
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-Come on. Up, up, up.
-DOUG: Okay. All right.
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Huh?
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It's called independent
coil suspension.
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Invented by the Danish.
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That's why he's jumping,
and you're feeling nothing.
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Right?
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Um...
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Does fear count
as something?
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I'm done.
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So what do you think?
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It's actually
pretty great.
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-How much is it?
-$1,200.
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Whoa.
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You have anything
cheaper?
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Anything that had
to be marked down?
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Any beds that people
got murdered on?
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Well, this one
is under a thousand.
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It's the same
as that one,
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just without all
the Danish crap.
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Mmm. Kind of like
that one.
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For what it's worth,
I just sold that bed
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to Derek Jeter.
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Oh, let's get it.
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Okay, you do realize
Derek Jeter won't be
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in the bed with you.
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Come on, Doug.
I really liked it,
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and I feel like
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I can really get a good
night's sleep on this.
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All right,
we'll take it.
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Great. We're out of stock
on this one right now.
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I'll have to order it,
but it shouldn't take long.
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Let me get the forms.
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Where we going to sleep
until then?
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Should we see
what Jeter's doing
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with his old bed?
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Arthur. Walk time.
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ARTHUR: Come down here.
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Can't you just
come up?
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I've got 2 other
dogs in the car--
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I've got 2 dogs
in the car.
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Just come down and prepare
to be delighted.
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[SIGHS]
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Close your eyes.
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Fine--ow!
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Mind the nail there.
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Now, before
you open them up...
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what has this basement
always been missing?
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-A dustpan?
-No.
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Fly strip?
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No.
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Can't you just
tell me?
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A window!
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Look!
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It's facing north,
so I don't get any direct light,
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but at least now I can tell
whether it's day or night.
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Well, that is a step
forward for you, Arthur.
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Now can we get going?
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Nonsense. We have
a beautiful sunroom here.
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It's the perfect place
to relax
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and watch the world go by.
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I've got 2 dogs
up in the car.
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Would you forget about
your precious career
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for one second?
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Come on!
Watch the world go by.
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Do it.
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Fine.
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LOU: Hey, Ellen,
what brings you on
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this side of the street?
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's our neighbor
Lou Ferrigno.
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Oh, I'm watching
Mrs. Nesbitt's house
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while she visits her mother.
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Right.
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She's not visiting
her mother.
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I heard she's heading
into rehab.
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Poor thing.
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Ohh. How's her husband
taking it?
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I don't think
it's bothering him
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that much.
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He's sleeping
with his secretary.
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No wonder Nesbitt's
always coming home
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with that stupid
look on his face.
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This is incredible,
isn't it, Holly?
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Holly?
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[GRUNTS]
Well, this worked out
pretty well, huh?
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Deacon was
getting rid of
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his kids' beds, and...
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we needed somewhere
to sleep.
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It's like fate,
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if fate were...
you know, kind of boring.
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All right.
Let's do it.
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All right. We are
back in business.
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Oh--Doug...
Whoa...
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Okay, we're on casters
here, that's why.
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You just got to pull
and...there you go.
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There you go.
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-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry, honey.
I'm sorry.
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What did I land on?
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Boys in the hood.
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This is ridiculous.
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Let's just keep the beds
apart for tonight,
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and we'll figure
something else out
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for tomorrow, okay?
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Doug, are you crying?
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
A little.
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LOU:
What I want to know,
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if he's really
the gardener,
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why is he spending
so much time inside
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Mrs. Maynard's house?
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This guy's got the goods on
everybody in the neighborhood.
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Did you know
Mrs. Maynard was canoodling
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with the gardener?
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Who?
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Mrs. Maynard
from across the street,
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with the invisible braces
and the jailbird nephew.
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I thought we were
going to play dominoes.
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Sorry, Mickey, but this stuff
is just too juicy to pass up.
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Ferrigno's gossip has
cast a spell over me.
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Marlene told you
she had a deviated septum?
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Sounds like an old-fashioned
nose job to me.
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I knew Marlene
didn't have a deviated septum!
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I'm leaving.
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Do me a favor.
Go out the back door.
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I don't want that maniac
thinking we're a couple.
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Hey, I found this
in the garage.
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We can use it to tie
the beds together.
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And--ahem--
with the extra,
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if I happen to find
myself alone
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with the angry
headmistress...
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[LAUGHS]
Yeah, that sounds great.
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Um...
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about the beds.
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Yeah?
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Just tossing out
ideas here...
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Um, I was just thinking
maybe while we have them,
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maybe we could just
keep the beds apart.
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Huh?
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Yeah--I mean--I really--
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I had a great night's
sleep last night,
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and I sailed through
the day at work.
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So I was just thinking,
you know...
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But we're married.
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Aren't married people
supposed to...
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Yes. Yes, of course,
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and we will
sleep together again
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once we get our new bed.
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But I was just
thinking this might be
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a little fun, you know?
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Come on.
You have your own bed.
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You can do whatever you want.
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Watch TV,
clip your toenails,
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fire up the hibachi.
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Really? I mean,
I can do anything
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I want over here?
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Absolutely.
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Could I, uh...
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Shamalamama?
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Ain't my bed,
ain't my business.
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Huh!
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And if you want some company
for a change of pace,
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you can just come over
to my place,
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or I can go over
to your place,
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badda-bing, badda-boom,
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then it's just back
to our own beds.
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You don't even have
to phone in the cuddling.
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I'm falling in love
with you all over again.
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So it's a deal then, right?
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-It's a deal.
-Okay.
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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Hey.
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Want to get a little
busy right now?
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Bring it, Butch.
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Uhh! Pleasure
doing business with you.
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So what are
we seeing again?
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The Pianist.
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The Pianist?
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That couldn't sound longer.
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It's supposed to be
really good.
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And I just read that
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it got thePalme d'Or
at Cannes.
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00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,920
You know what else it gets?
The palm to mouth in Queens.
263
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,500
Pffftttt.
264
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,340
Look, can't we just see
Silver Squad?
265
00:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,670
Didn't you
already see it?
266
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,130
Yes, and it was hilarious.
267
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,590
Carrie, they're moon police.
268
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:05,140
Oh, there's this one scene
where Professor Beauchamp
269
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,680
accidentally drinks laxative
270
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,060
instead of gravity medicine,
271
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,600
then he gets locked
in the hyper-space chamber,
272
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,810
and you know,
I'm not doing it justice.
273
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,150
Come on, Doug,
let's make a decision.
274
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,610
We're next.
275
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:21,820
Crazy thought...
276
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,820
What?
277
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,410
I was thinking, you know,
since the separate
beds thing
278
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:26,660
is working out
so well,
279
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,660
maybe we could
just, uh...
280
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,380
Interesting.
281
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,750
It's just sitting
in the dark, right?
282
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,040
Yeah, and let's
face it:
283
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,460
I'm not going to put
my arm around you.
284
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,630
That fell out
around '97.
285
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,050
All right.
I'll see you in 2 hours.
286
00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:47,140
-You got it!
-Okay.
287
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:49,970
[FREEDOM '90PLAYING]
288
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,060
*And all we have to see*
289
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,520
*Is that I don'tbelong to you*
290
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,820
*And you don'tbelong to me*
*Yeah, yeah*
291
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,110
-*Freedom*
-*I won't let you down*
292
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:03,820
-*Freedom*
-*I will not give you up*
293
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,860
*Freedom*
294
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,240
*You got to givefor what you take*
295
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,330
-*Freedom*
-*I won't let you down*
296
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:14,330
-*Freedom*
-*So please don'tgive me up*
297
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,210
*Freedom*
298
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:19,210
*You got to givefor what you take*
299
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,590
*What you take*
300
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,890
-Rob?-Hmm?
301
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,430
I can't sleep.Can you?
302
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,850
No.
303
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,270
You wanna watchsome TV?
304
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,900
How you doing, baby?
305
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,410
Great. What you got
going on?
306
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,070
Ah, just reading my magazine.
307
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,870
There's a whole article
in here about San Francisco.
308
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:54,540
Any interest in taking
our next vacation there?
309
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,580
Mmm. I was thinking
more Canton, Ohio.
310
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,460
Football Hall of Fame.
311
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,630
Hmm.
312
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,300
Maybe we could just...
313
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,170
For vacation?
314
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,800
Why not?
315
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,180
Oh, my God.
316
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,770
This works
for anything.
317
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,430
-[TELEPHONE RINGS]
-Let the machine get it.
318
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,810
DOUG [ON MACHINE]:Hey, you'vereached the Heffernans.
319
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,100
Leave a message.
320
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,690
[BEEPS]
321
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:20,940
HENRY [ON PHONE]:Hey, this isHenry from the bed store.
322
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,820
Good news. Your bedcame in early.
323
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,730
Just call us withyour credit card info,
324
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,150
and we couldhave it there tomorrow.
325
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,910
[BEEPS]
326
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,080
I guess our bed's in.
327
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,790
Yeah.
328
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,210
We should probably
call him back.
329
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:47,170
Yeah.
330
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:54,060
I don't want
this to end, Carrie.
331
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,640
Neither do I!
332
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,020
So what do we do?
333
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,190
All right. Let's just
think this through.
334
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,270
So we're sleeping
in separate beds.
335
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,810
Does that necessarily mean
336
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,820
that there's something
wrong with our relationship?
337
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,940
-I don't think so.
-We're still having sex.
338
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,030
-A little bit.
-That one time, anyway.
339
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,360
Hey, we were no
record-breakers before.
340
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,950
Thank you! I mean...
341
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,240
Now that I have
my own space--
342
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,290
I mean, I'm more rested,
I'm more relaxed.
343
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,160
I mean, even the way
we say good night--
344
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,580
I was just going
to say I love the way
345
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,830
-we say good night.
-Yeah!
346
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,840
It's so classy
and respectful.
347
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,000
It's like we're British,
but in a good way.
348
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,170
Yeah.
349
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:31,720
So, it sounds like we're
doing okay here then, right?
350
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,350
Sure! Look, we're
a very happy couple
351
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,550
that just happens
352
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,680
to sleep
in separate beds.
353
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,970
That's not weird.
354
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:37,930
Yeah!
355
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,310
2 people who sleep
in the same bed,
356
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:40,770
now that's weird.
357
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:42,440
That's disgusting.
358
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,230
We're--we're
trailblazers.
359
00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:46,780
We do the things together
that we enjoy doing together,
360
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,690
and if that doesn't
include eating, sleeping,
361
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,780
and recreation,
362
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,740
then so be it!
363
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,870
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
364
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,130
Hey, Arthur.
365
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:06,420
Louis.
366
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,260
How you doing?
367
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,130
I'm, uh, fine.
368
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,300
I live a very
normal life!
369
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,060
You think I could use
Carrie's fax machine?
370
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,230
Go right ahead.
It's upstairs.
371
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:22,230
Thanks.
372
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,850
Oh, I'm having
a barbecue tomorrow.
373
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,230
You could bring
your friend Mickey
if you want.
374
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:30,150
We are domino partners
and nothing more!
375
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,910
What?
376
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,070
I believe you have
a fax to send.
377
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Oh, my God.
378
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,770
Oh, yeah. Lou's
barbecue is tonight.
379
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,730
Let's not get sucked in.
We have things to do.
380
00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:04,350
Okay.
381
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,440
Hey, guys.
382
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,440
Hey, Lou.
383
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,230
Hey, what are you grilling up?
Some power bars?
384
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,240
No, just chicken.
You want some?
385
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,740
Oh, no, no, no.
Actually, we're, uh,
386
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:15,860
we're going out to eat.
387
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,700
I mean,
I'm going to eat.
388
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:20,450
She's--she's going
to catch a movie.
389
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,830
Oh, boy.
390
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,460
It's none of my business,
391
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,790
but Dustin and I went
through this a few years ago.
392
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,420
If you ever need to talk...
393
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,670
[MOUTHING]
Call me.
394
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,920
Talk about what?
395
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,090
[WHISPERING]
Your sleeping arrangements.
396
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,680
How do you know
about that?
397
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,600
We heard.
398
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,600
And we're here for you.
399
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,140
[MOUTHING]
Call me.
400
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:46,480
Look, there are
no problems here, okay?
401
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,650
We happen to be
very happy.
402
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:49,770
ARTHUR:
you don't have to defend
403
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,940
yourselves to them.
404
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:56,860
Dad?
405
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,530
ARTHUR:
I'm down here.
406
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,290
How dare you hypocrites
judge these young kids!
407
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:06,370
So they lead completely
separate lives.
408
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:09,670
So they sleep like
young boys at summer camp.
409
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,340
It's none of your business.
410
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:14,170
You're all nothing
but a bunch of dirty gossips,
411
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:18,010
led by your Queen Mother,
Lou Ferrigno!
412
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:26,560
[SEPARATE LIVES PLAYING]
413
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:31,110
*You have no right*
414
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:34,650
*To ask me how I feel*
415
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:40,320
*You have no right*
416
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:44,910
*To speak to meso kind*
417
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,290
*I can't go on*
418
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:54,090
*Just holding onto times*
419
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,050
*Now thatwe're living*
420
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:03,930
*Living separate lives*
421
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,070
You're still awake?
422
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,280
Yeah. You?
423
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,540
Well, I just
asked you, so, yeah.
424
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,000
I never asked you.
425
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,170
How was your
movie tonight?
426
00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,920
Oh, it was great.
427
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,550
You woulda hated it.
You woulda been making
428
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,550
your stupid jokes
and adding your sound effects
429
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:42,050
to the quiet moments.
430
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:44,470
You would've totally annoyed me.
431
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,930
You know what, I...
432
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,480
I missed you there.
433
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,060
You know...
434
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,650
I felt the same way when
I went to Eddie's U-Fry.
435
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,610
You went back there?
436
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,280
Yeah. I'm on their
frequent-fryer program.
437
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,330
The point is, it was--
it was ladies night,
438
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,950
and there were
all these couples,
439
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,250
and romance
was in the air,
440
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:14,330
and I was just
sitting there alone.
441
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,210
I looked down
at my basket of
442
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,300
deep-fried pound cake...
443
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:25,010
and I thought, "Man,
something's missing."
444
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,600
Some kind of syrup?
445
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:32,770
No, you.
446
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,490
This is nice.
447
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,790
Yeah.
448
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,330
Hey...crazy idea.
449
00:20:55,630 --> 00:21:00,050
Would you be interested in
taking our vacation...together?
450
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,170
You know, I'd...
451
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,590
I'd like that.
452
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,140
[WHISPERING] We're going
to the Football Hall of Fame!
453
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,910
-There we go.
-Perfect.
454
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,710
What did you do
with the twin beds?
455
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,460
Great sleep-over, Artie.
456
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,810
Oh, my God.
457
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:59,560
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