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* My eyes are gettin' weary *
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* My back is gettin' tight *
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* I'm sittin' herein traffic *
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* On the Queensboro Bridgetonight *
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* But I don't care'cause all I want to do *
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* Is cash my checkand drive right home to you *
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* 'Cause, baby, all my life *
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* I will be drivin' hometo you *
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Hey, big man.
How was work?
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What's this?
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My company newsletter.
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I.P. Yes!
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You might want to give it
a little gander.
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Oh, honey, do I have
to read it now?
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Usually, I like
to draw a bath and light
some candles first.
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Right here. Read.
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"Queens driver
closes in on record."
You?
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Read!
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"For over 18 years,
driver Iggy Stenkowski,
now retired,
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"has held what many
considered to be
an unbreakable record--
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an astounding
951 consecutive delivery
days without incident."
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No breakages, late deliveries,
or customer complaints.
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Ah. OK.
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"But apparently,
one man is unintimidated
by this record.
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Queens driver
Doug Hef..."
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"fernan...
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"has currently
946 straight
incident-free days,
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and is due to surpass
Iggy's record on
the 18th of this month."
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Wow!
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So? Still think
I'm a miserable failure?
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Not as much now.
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Congratulations, honey!
That is great!
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What do you know?!
What are you doing?
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You don't kiss a guy
goin' for a record.
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You'll jinx me.
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I am sorry.
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Jeez Louise!
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Would you've kissed
Mark McGwire before
he broke his record?
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Then or any other time.
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So, what do you get
if you break the record,
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a pile of money?
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They bronze your shorts?
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You laugh,
but it just so happens
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that I get a plaque
on the wall right where
Iggy's is now.
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Oh, yeah?
Where's that?
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Right on the wall
next to the lockers.
You've seen it.
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-No, I haven't.
-You have.
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It's between the soda machine
and the forklift safety tips.
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Oh...
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It really draws your eye,
doesn't it?
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Hi.
Good evening, all.
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Hi! Hi, Holly. Hi, Dad.
How was your walk?
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Splendid.
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So, I see she's got you
off-leash now, Arthur, huh?
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Douglas,
this young lady
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may be
a professional
dogwalker,
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but she does not
walk me.
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She's simply
my friend
and companion.
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Sorry.
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Can I have my $10 now?
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Yeah.
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Oh, Arthur, could we
change our Thursday walk
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to Fridays from now on?
Because Scooter really
needs Thursdays.
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Sure. Scooter's
a good egg.
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Happy to work
around him.
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Great. So, I will see you
Friday at 2:00. OK.
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Bye, guys.
CARRIE: Bye.
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See ya.
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Bye, Holly.
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Bye, Ranger.
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Cocoa, stay off
that paw.
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Dad, I'm ordering in tonight.
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Do you wanna nap
until the food comes?
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Actually, I was hoping
you and I might get in
a game or 2 of Scrabble.
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The tournament at
the senior center starts
next week, you know.
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I told you I am not playing
in that tournament with you.
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You said
you'd think it over.
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No. My exact words were,
"not even at gunpoint."
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I'm shocked at your reaction
to this, darling.
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When you were a teenager,
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we had such fun
in those tournaments.
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Fun? It was hell.
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It was heaven.
Hell!
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Heaven!
No, it wasn't!
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Dad, it was like
every word on
the Scrabble board
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would remind you
of some ridiculous
story,
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then I'd lose
my temper,
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and we'd have
a huge fight,
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and we wouldn't
talk for days!
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It's called bonding.
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I'm not playing!
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Fine! Then I'll just head
downstairs till dinner.
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I could use a good cry.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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Read it one more time.
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Oy.
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Hey, Doug.
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Doing a little piece
on your streak for
the IPS website.
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You got a minute?
Yeah, sure.
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So, you're 3 days away
from breaking Iggy's record.
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You feeling OK?
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[SIGHS] Well, truth is,
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I'm not really
thinking about
the record, you know.
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I'm just taking it
one package at a time.
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You see,
it's not about me.
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It's really about
what's best for
the company, the team.
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There is no "I" in IPS.
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Um...
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Actually, there is,
right in the beginning.
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Clean that up for me,
would you, Tim?
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Yeah. You got it.
Ahem.
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But the thing
about records is
they come and they--
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Got all I need.
Thanks.
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OK, then.
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Lenny, do me a favor
and toss me a packet
of sugar?
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Me? Nah. I'm not
the perfect delivery man
you are, Heffernan.
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I might damage it.
Better get your own sugar.
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Yeah. And you
might wanna give
Sweet 'n' Low a shot.
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Pretty happy
with yourself, huh?
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Uh--uh, no. Not rea--
n-not really.
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I never even heard
of you till yesterday.
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Really? We're...
3 lockers apart.
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Come on, Duke.
Let's get a beer.
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What the hell's up
with these guys?
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I don't know.
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The old-timers, man.
They think they own
the place.
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Yeah, I guess.
Catch you later.
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Hey, don't worry about
those guys, Heffernan.
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They're probably just upset
because they used to drive
with Iggy, you know.
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Back in the days
when this place
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could barely keep
its doors open from
one day to the next.
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Maybe they're
just remembering
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how a guy like Iggy used
to have to scrounge
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for spare parts
in the junkyard
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in order to keep
his truck moving
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when it wanted
to roll over and die.
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Maybe they're remembering
the look on people's faces
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when they'd open up
their front doors
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and see one of our drivers
in their strange little shorts,
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and they'd say,
"You're not the mailman."
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And a guy like Iggy
would muster up a smile,
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even though he'd been working
a 12-hour shift in a blizzard.
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Or maybe they remember
that sadistic little midget
who used to run this joint.
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And how he was ready to fire
a young driver named...
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Patrick O'Boyle...
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just because he double-parked
in front of an E.R.
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And how Iggy just marched
right into that office,
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and he said,
"You give that kid
another chance."
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Maybe they're just remembering
that that's the kind of guy
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that Iggy was.
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Maybe that's why
they're upset, Doug.
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Typist.
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18 points.
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Oh, good one.
OK, my turn.
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Funny story. Did you know
I once worked as a typist
for Mayor Abe Beame?
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No.
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Hey, guys.
Hi!
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What's going on,
a little Scrabble action?
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Yeah. Your dad
asked me to play in
a tournament with him.
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Can you believe it?
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Did he?!
Well, that's great!
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Good for you!
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Yeah. I was so touched.
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I mean, the last time
I played a board game,
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it was Candyland,
and I sucked at it.
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Which is weird,
'cause I love candy.
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Well, whatever. Whatever.
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The point is you're together
playing. God bless.
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We're in the middle
of a game. Do you mind?
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Sorry.
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Anyway, back to my story.
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Mayor Beame was a tiny man,
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and part of my job
involved lifting him up
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so he could look out
the window.
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Hey, Deac.
Grabbing lunch?
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Yeah. I'm heading
over to Charlie's.
Why, you wanna come?
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No. I'm taking my time
with these babies.
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Right.
Hey, do me a favor.
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Bring me back a cheese steak
with extra green peppers.
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I'm not doing that, man.
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Why not?
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Because Charlie
gets an attitude when
you ask for extra stuff.
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I don't wanna get on his
bad side over your sandwich.
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But you always ask him
for no onions.
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Yeah. No onions.
You see, that's onions
he gets to keep.
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Extra peppers are
peppers he loses.
Don't you know math?
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Fine. All right.
Well, help me out so I
can go with you, all right?
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Right there.
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Fine.
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Here.
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Gee, guy.
Are you nuts, man?
I got a streak going.
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Oh, right. You have
a streak going,
don't you?
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Just like I
had a streak going
when you tossed me
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that package
of crystalware on
December 17, 1998.
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What?
That's right.
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See, I had 681 days,
no incidents...
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then bam!
Back to zero!
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Oh, my God! You caught
that box, remember?
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Then you slipped
in a grease puddle.
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Yeah, I slipped because
I was startled by the toss.
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You winged that thing
at my head, brother.
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It was a gentle lob!
Besides, you wouldn't have
gotten the record anyway
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because you've had at least
10 incidents since then.
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Yeah, because once
the streak ended,
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it was hard for me
to care in the same way.
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Something died in me
that day, man.
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You know what?
I'm outta here, man.
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Aw, Deac, I...
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Come on, Deac, come back!
Hey, Doug...
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One more question
for the website.
Would you leave me alone?!
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I don't feel like talking
to the media right now.
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Radio.
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10 points.
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Oh! Good one!
OK. My turn.
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00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,930
Can I help you?
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00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:03,260
Oh, no. I'm just here
to pick up my father.
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I'll just wait here.
Thank you.
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00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,730
Know why I chose
the word "radio"?
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True story.
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00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:14,150
You're looking at
the 42nd Infantry's
top radioman
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during the Battle
of the Bulge.
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I didn't start out in
communications, mind you,
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but the commander
of the 42nd noticed
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I was very good
with tiny knobs.
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That's when I learned
that making personal calls
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in the heat of battle
can cost lives.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, what a funny story.
I love this guy.
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And I came up
with the word "fix"
for 26 points.
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Bravo! Bravo!
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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I have to go to
the little girls'
room. Excuse me.
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Oh, hi, Carrie!
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Oh, my gosh.
Is it 4:00 already?
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It feels like
we just started playing.
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Yep, it's 4:00.
You're free.
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Listen, don't forget
to write down
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all the hours you've
been doing this
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so we know how much
to pay you.
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Pay me? No!
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Yeah. I mean,
are you kidding me?
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I should be
paying you double.
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I used to play Scrabble
with the guy.
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I know it can be
bru...tal!
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00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,330
You know what
I'm saying.
246
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,250
Carrie, I could never
accept money for this.
247
00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:11,710
I mean, I love playing
with your dad.
248
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,040
Really?
249
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,210
Yeah! He's so sweet
and funny...
250
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,340
and just--just a joy
to be with.
251
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,630
Really?
252
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,010
And at no point
have you wanted
253
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:28,100
to put a letter opener
through your eye?
254
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,060
No. No. But I'll
watch out for that.
255
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,440
Excuse me.
256
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,780
Oh, it's coming.
257
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,420
Roger Maris.
258
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:55,380
You named your hand
Roger Maris?
259
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,920
No, hair. My hair's
falling out.
260
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,170
Just like his did
when he was chasing
after the Babe.
261
00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:02,470
Well, whatever you do,
don't go spraying.
262
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,310
This is stress, Carrie.
From the stupid streak.
263
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:08,890
The old guys,
they hate me now
264
00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:10,770
'cause I might break
Iggy's record.
You believe that?
265
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,890
And--and Deacon,
3 years ago,
I lobbed him a package,
266
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,270
and all of a sudden,
I'm stealing the record
from him.
267
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,110
I'll tell ya,
I am losing it.
268
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:20,070
You know, I can't sleep.
I--I can't eat.
269
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,530
Well, I can eat,
but not as fast.
270
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,950
I don't know, maybe
I should just break
a package on purpose
271
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:28,240
and be done
with all this.
272
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,580
Are you even
listening to me?!
273
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,420
Yeah. Yeah, you can eat fast.
274
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,080
I'm talking
about my streak.
275
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,460
Well, I'm sorry, Doug.
I have my mind on
my own problem right now,
276
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,800
which, no offense, is
a little more important.
277
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,970
What is it?
278
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,630
Holly is not charging us
279
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,260
to play Scrabble with my father
because--get this--
280
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,180
she enjoys it.
281
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,480
That's more important?!
282
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,230
Yes! She enjoys his stories
283
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,280
and his jokes
and him!
284
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,410
She enjoys him!
285
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,820
After all these years,
286
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,700
I thought my dad
was the problem
in our relationship,
287
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,990
but now I'm wondering,
is it me?
288
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,330
Is he a great guy
to be around,
289
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,210
and I just don't
get it?
290
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,790
You know what?
That's a problem,
291
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,500
but not a huge problem.
I have a huge problem.
292
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,670
Not huge.
293
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,960
Carrie, I'm going
for a delivery record
294
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,340
that I don't even know
if I want.
295
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,010
I may not love
my father!
296
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:26,220
So? You and your father
are both gonna die someday.
297
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,840
There'll be no record
of either of you.
298
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,390
That plaque
near the soda machine
is forever!
299
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:35,140
Okay, how about this?
300
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,190
You listen to me
for 5 minutes,
301
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,980
and I will listen to you
for 5 minutes, OK?
302
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,860
All right. OK. Fine.
303
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:46,950
All right,
here's the question.
304
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,870
Am I a bad daughter?
305
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:52,240
Should I be more patient
and tolerant of my father?
306
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,410
I mean, because I try,
but he always--
307
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,710
You're not listening
to me, are you?
308
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,670
Sorry. I drifted off.
Look, can we do me first?
309
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,720
I can focus better on you
if I know I'm already done.
310
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,430
No! No! If we do you first,
then you won't have any
reason to listen to me.
311
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,470
Yeah, well, we've arrived at
quite a stalemate, haven't we?
312
00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:16,690
Yes, we have, which is really
stupid, because my problem is
more important anyway!
313
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:20,690
You know what?
You are a bad daughter.
Your father is awesome!
314
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:25,740
Really? Well, Iggy was
10 times the driver you are!
315
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:33,240
Why do we do this
to each other?
316
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,450
I don't know.
317
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,210
Oh! Good! Holly.
318
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,340
Hi, Carrie. Your dad
just went down for a nap.
319
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:48,970
He and Ranger were
chasing each other around
the park all afternoon.
320
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,300
Great. Um,
do you have a sec?
321
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,350
Oh, sure.
322
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,760
Here. Sit. Sit.
OK.
323
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,140
You fellas are
welcome to sit, too.
324
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,100
That's what you dogs do,
right? You sit. You sit.
325
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,390
That's what you do.
You sit.
326
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,480
So what's up?
327
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,810
Yeah, um,
328
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,770
it's about the Scrabble
tournament tomorrow.
329
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,520
There's one more day,
right?
330
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,860
Yeah. The final round
is tomorrow. Oohhh!
331
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,740
Listen, it's been
so nice of you to play
with my dad in that.
332
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,780
Really, so nice,
but I--I've been
thinking.
333
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,160
I don't want to impose
on you anymore,
334
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,120
so I'll just play
with my dad tomorrow.
335
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,170
Oh, Carrie, no, no, no, no.
It's fine, really.
336
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,920
I don't mind.
I'll keep playing.
337
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,540
Oh, listen to you.
338
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,250
You are so great.
339
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,880
But no, I'll do it.
It's all right.
340
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,340
Oh, no, it's just--
It's so easy for me.
341
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,340
I mean, I really love
spending time with Arthur.
342
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,510
Hello...daughter!
343
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,100
Can't get enough
of the guy. Heh.
344
00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:36,850
Oh, no, I just--
OK, it's just
I remember you said
345
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:39,390
that playing Scrabble with him
was brutal, so I was...
346
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:40,480
What are you
getting at, Hol,
347
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,650
that I don't love
my father?
348
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,060
Oh, no, Carrie.
You misunderstood me.
349
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,110
I--I was--
Oh, okay. So now
I don't have the ability
350
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:49,360
to understand
or to love. Wow! OK.
351
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,490
No! Carrie, that's not--
352
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,700
Listen, listen.
353
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,410
I'm his daughter, OK?
And I love him,
354
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,780
so I'm just gonna play
in the tournament
with him, OK?
355
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,040
So thank you.
Have a nice day.
And I love him.
356
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:19,180
[RECALLING COMMENTS]
I'm not the perfect driver.You are, Heffernan.
357
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,230
Pretty happywith yourself, huh?
358
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:25,150
That's the kind of guyIggy was.
359
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:28,440
I had 681 days, no incidents.
360
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,860
I'm sorry, sir, but we're outof the Honey-baked ham.
361
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,830
Oh! My Christmas
ornaments have arrived!
362
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,660
Young man,
are you all right?
363
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:45,580
[GASPS]
Wait. What...
364
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,710
What was I thinking?
365
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,670
This isn't about me
and my stupid record,
366
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,510
it's about you.
367
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:55,430
You!
368
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:58,600
Florence Merriweather.
369
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,220
You're the reason
we do all this.
370
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,430
You know, I'm gonna break
that damn record tomorrow,
371
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,980
and I'm gonna do it for you!
372
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,980
OK. This is yours.
373
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,320
I just need you to sign, though.
374
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,570
[**]
375
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,510
Hey! Hey.
376
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,510
Hello? Anybody
up there?
377
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,350
Yeah.
IPS.
378
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:27,520
Got a package you.
379
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,730
So?
Well,
380
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,060
they just
painted the stairs.
381
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,900
Could you meet me
round the front
entrance?
382
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:34,190
Ah, it's way around
the other side of the building.
383
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,990
Just toss it up to me.
384
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,450
It's fluorescent
light bulbs.
385
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,030
Well, they ain't mine.
386
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,370
Just toss it up.
387
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,750
I--I really don't
want to do that.
388
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:48,870
Listen, douche,
are you gonna toss it up,
389
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,040
or am I gonna have to
call your supervisor?
390
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,900
That was the day
I decided
391
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,650
I would never wear
another...
392
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:16,360
ascot.
393
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,900
Yeah. Ha ha ha!
394
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,570
Great story, Dad.
395
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:21,780
Thank you.
396
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,490
Hee! This guy
is something,
huh, my pop?
397
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,740
Love him.
398
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,950
I am lovin' me
some Pop.
399
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,540
OK, here's my word.
400
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,300
Pus.
401
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,130
11 points.
402
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:41,510
Pus, huh.
Good word.
403
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,930
OK. Ahem.
404
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:47,390
My turn...
405
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,430
Pus...
406
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,270
pus...
407
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,440
pus...
408
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,780
pus...
409
00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,860
Funny story about pus.
410
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,240
Shut up!
411
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,950
Thanks for
a great tournament.
412
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,080
Yeah? Well,
same to you, pal.
413
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,800
So, we playing again
next year?
414
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,760
I'll be there.
415
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,390
Wonder where Heffernan is.
416
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:27,310
I don't know.
417
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,310
He should've
clocked in by now.
418
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,660
No incidents.
419
00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:09,100
Sandwich truck.
420
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,920
Hey, what's, uh, goin' on?
421
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,010
New soda machine.
Old one broke.
422
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,990
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