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[BEEP BEEP]
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Doug, what is that noise?
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It's just
the smoke alarm.
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Well, is the house on fire?
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'Cause I got a bunch
of clothes I wanna save.
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And my dad.
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No. It's just
the batteries are low.
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It'll stop.
Go back to sleep.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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It's not stopping.
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All right, I'll check
the batteries in the morning.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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Doug, I can't sleep
with that.
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Just dream about
a truck backing up.
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Doug, fix it, okay?
Come on. Be the man for once.
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-Hey, that bug was huge.
-Go.
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All right!
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Boy, you are not a
middle-of-the-night
person, are ya?
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Not in the middle
of the night, no.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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You gotta pull on it.
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I'm tryin', okay?
It's on there pretty good.
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Well, then twist it--
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That's what I am doing.
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There.
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There.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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Okay, wrong one.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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Okay, I got 'em all down.
I'll change the batteries
in the morning.
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Thank you, honey.
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Doug...
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what if there's a fire?
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SINGER: *My eyesare gettin' weary*
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*My back is gettin' tight*
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*I'm sitting herein traffic*
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*On the Queensboro Bridgetonight*
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*But I don't care'cause all I want to do*
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*Is cash my check and driveright home to you*
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*'Cause, baby,all my life*
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*I will be drivin' hometo you*
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Oh, God, they're closing
the bridge again.
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Now I have to take
that stupid Midtown Tunnel.
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It's so creepy,
drivin' into that thing.
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It smells like fish
and exhaust,
you know what I mean?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, by the way, don't forget
to make that appointment
with Dr. Erlich, okay?
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[SLURP]
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Okay, how about
one slurp for "yes"
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and 2 for "no"?
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What? I was listening.
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Really?
What did I just say?
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You said,
"One slurp foryes...
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2 for" somethin' or other.
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Oy.
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Come on. I heard you.
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Dr. Erlich, fish, exhaust.
I got the highlights.
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-[HONK HONK]
-Oh, that's Deac. I gotta go.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you go,
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I'm going shopping after work
tonight, is chicken okay?
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Yeah. Whatever.
More importantly,
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when you find yourself
in the donut aisle,
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and youwillfind yourself
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in the donut aisle,
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these low-fat ones
you bought,
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ehrrr...
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Okay?
I'll see you later.
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Uh, Doug?
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"I love you"?
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Well, if you do,
full-fat donuts.
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Okay, good talkin'
to ya.
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Good morning.
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Hey, look at you,
all spiffy.
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Where are you off to?
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Darling, it seems
a crime has been committed,
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and I've been called upon
to act as judge,
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jury, and executioner.
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Actually, not so much
judge or executioner,
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just the other one.
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You have jury duty?
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Give that girl
a silver dollar.
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Yes, I have jury duty.
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I went down yesterday,
and I was lucky enough
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to be put on a case.
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Oh, good for you, Dad.
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What kind of case is it?
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Darling, please,
you're in the law-game,
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I'm surprised at you.
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You should know,
I'm under strict orders
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not to discuss
the case with anyone.
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Okay, I was just
making conversation.
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Now, I'm gonna need you
to throw out all the magazines,
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newspapers or books
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that pertain to the subject
of armed robbery.
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Damn it.
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[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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I really don't think
he was hitting on me.
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Oh, he was so hitting
on you, Kim.
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And he has for
the last 6 months.
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Give him somethin',
will ya?
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Flash him, anything.
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But he's the newsstand guy.
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Oh, and he doesn't
need to love, huh?
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Wow, what are these?
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You got flowers!
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My God, they're gorgeous!
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Aren't they?
Oh, look at thi--
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"Just because
I love you."
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How sweet
is my husband?
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Well, I see someone
went the extra mile last night.
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No.
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I guess Doug just felt
like being a little sweetie
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to say he appreciates
what a great wife I am,
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thank you very much.
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That's right.
Got some flowers here.
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That's right.
Keep walkin', baby.
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Oh, Carrie, hi.
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I left those on your desk
so I could get water for them.
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What?
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You don't mind?
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Oh, no. Yeah--
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well, sure, anytime.
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They're beautiful,
aren't they?
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Yes. They're very nice.
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Can I...
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have them?
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CARRIE: Oh!
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Yeah. Yeah. There you go.
There you go.
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Oh, and--and
here's the card.
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It's sweet.
You'll like it.
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Thanks.
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Uh...I'm not
gonna lie to ya.
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That was hard
to look at.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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-Well, see you later, Carrie.
-Okay.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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[TAPPING PENCIL]
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WOMAN:The evidencein this case
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will overwhelmingly
demonstrate
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the guilt
of the defendant.
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Now, you will hear testimony
demonstrating that the gravel...
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[THINKING]Boy, oh, boy,this guy is guilty as sin.
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Look at you, dressedin your nice suit.
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As if that'sfoolin' anybody.
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You make me sick.
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You're goin'to the big house
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if A. Spooner has anythingto say about it.
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MAN: The defense
will prove
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that Mr. Schubert's
fingerprints
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do not match
those on the gun
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found
on the loading dock.
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[THINKING]Wait a minute.
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His fingerprintsweren't on the gun.
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This is a witch hunt.
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WOMAN: On the morning
after the crime,
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the defendant
made a deposit
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to his checking account
for $3,000.
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Let's just fry this maggotand get it over with.
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I'm thinkin'
of getting an earring.
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Why, people running out
of reasons to beat you up?
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Hey, I'm serious.
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I'm not--
nothing gaudy,
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just a little stud.
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Help with the ladies.
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You know
what will help more?
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Not telling them how much
you like jigsaw puzzles.
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-Hey, babe!
-Hi.
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Hi, there,
Carrie.
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You know what?
If you put your other foot up,
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then we could have
all the muddy shoes
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on the coffee table.
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Oh, that had a little
bite to it.
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Nah, nah, nah.
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She's just jokin' around.
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Ahem. Never hurts
to be sure, though.
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So...
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how was your day?
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What do you see here,
Doug? I'm curious.
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The kitchen
with...fixins.
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I was gonna put
this stuff away.
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When, Doug, when?
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As soon as my guests leave.
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If you haven't noticed,
I'm entertaining.
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Yeah. Entertaining...
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4 idiots who
are comparing smells.
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And, by the way,
Spence wins.
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What the hell's goin' on?
What's your problem?
Why are you in such a bad mood?
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I am not in a bad mood!
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Youarein
a bad mood, okay?
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What the hell's
your problem?
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You want to know
what my problem is?
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I'll tell you
what my problem is.
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Amy Samuels
got flowers today.
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And?
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Did she shove 'em
up your--
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No!
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You wanna tell me
who Amy Samuels is?
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She's a girl I work with,
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and her husband sent her
flowers today.
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And?
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And they ended up
on my desk,
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and I thought
they were from you,
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and I went on and on about
what a great guy you are.
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So you're mad at me
'cause someone
who I don't know
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got flowers
from her husband who...
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I also don't know?
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I'm not mad at you, Doug.
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It's just that a lot of
people were standing around.
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I looked like an idiot.
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So am I in trouble
or not?
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No, you're not
in trouble, Doug.
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And yet I am.
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No. I mean,
it's my own fault.
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I should have known
they weren't from you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What do you mean,
you should have known?
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Well, you don't do stuff
like that anymore.
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What? Yes, I do.
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Oh, really, Doug?
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When was the last time
you sent me flowers
for no reason?
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Okay, okay. Good question.
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Fair question.
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A question that certainly
deserves an answer.
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What was the question again?
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The question was,
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when was the last time
you sent me flowers
for no reason.
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Ah, last Valentine's Day.
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Okay, first of all,
it was Valentine's Day,
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so it wasn't
for no reason,
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and, second of all,
you didn't get me flowers.
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Right, but then
you got mad
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that I didn't
get you flowers,
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and then,
I got you flowers.
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All right, Doug.
Let me show you something.
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You might find it
a little interesting.
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New shoes?
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No.
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Not new shoes.
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This is all
the little romantic stuff
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you sent me over the years.
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Look at this.
Look! Look!
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The first rose petal
pressed in a book.
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Look--a matchbook from
Peter Luger's Steakhouse, huh?
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Oh, and do you
remember this?
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-What is it?
-You don't remember this?
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Remember when we were
driving up to Monticello
and I got car sick,
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so you bought me this
little frog at the rest stop
to make me feel better?
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Remember, you named him Monty,
short for Monticello?
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Oh, yeah. Monty.
I remember him.
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Darling, do me a favor,
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please don't puke
on the leather.
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God, I can't believe
you saved him.
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Of course I saved him.
I love Monty.
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00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,960
I mean, look at all
these cards you sent me
for no reason.
259
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,040
Look at this one.
It says--
260
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,670
this is when
we first met--
261
00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:15,750
"Dear Carrie,
262
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,760
I have trouble
saying this face-to-face,
263
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,800
but I think you're
the sweetest,
264
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,970
cutest, hottest...
265
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:25,640
kindest, smartest, funniest,
greatest girl I've ever known,
266
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,770
and I could really
see myself
267
00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,060
spending the rest
of my life with you.
268
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,770
All my love, Doug Heffernan."
269
00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:38,610
Okay, and fast-forwarding
to the most recent card...
270
00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,700
"Happy belated birthday.
271
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:43,530
XO... Doug."
272
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,910
That one I didn't really
need to write a lot.
273
00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:48,240
Hallmark nailed it.
274
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,040
Whatever.
275
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,790
Look, come on, Carrie.
It's not fair.
276
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,790
You can't compare
back then to now.
277
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,800
I mean, every guy pours it on
heavier in the beginning
278
00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,630
'cause, you know,
he's just tryin'
to close the deal.
279
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,300
So you're saying
all this stuff--
"I love you," all that--
280
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,100
that was just
to get in my pants?
281
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:08,600
To get in your pants
andstayin your pants.
282
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,100
Oh, come on.
Why are you so upset?
283
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,190
Carrie, I didn't do anything!
284
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,110
I know you didn't
do anything, okay?
285
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,980
And I didn't even mean
to bring it up. I'm sorry.
286
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,730
I'm just gonna go
start dinner.
287
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,910
And a dozen tulips,
some white dealies,
288
00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:28,700
a couple of those
snapper-lookin' ones.
289
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:29,830
Get some sticks in there
to bulk it up.
290
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,200
Don't skimp
on the sticks.
291
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,000
And, uh, oh, man,
what else?
292
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,540
You got any of those,
uh, big yellow ones
that look like the sun?
293
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,800
-Sunflowers?
-That's it. Is that
what they call 'em?
294
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,960
Okay, we'll go with that. Yeah.
I'll take a half dozen of those.
295
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,670
Okay, would you
like any balloons?
296
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,970
Oh, yeah. Great idea.
You know what?
297
00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,590
I'll take all
the balloons you got.
298
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,300
I have 1,100 of 'em.
299
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,100
Okay, then I'll take 8.
300
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,350
Very good.
301
00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,850
Okay, will that
be everything?
302
00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:55,020
-Is the parrot for sale?
-No, he's mine.
303
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,520
Then that should
just about do it.
304
00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,650
Okay, just send it all to this
address right there, okay?
305
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,070
Hello. [SQUAWKS]
306
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,070
Hello.
307
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,240
-Please don't do that.
-Sorry.
308
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,620
[DING]
309
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,090
Hold that.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
310
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,590
Thank you.
311
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:37,980
LAWYER:So,as you can see,
312
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,360
the DNA Pattern depicted
in the exhibit "J"
313
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,400
matches that
of the defendant.
314
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,690
If you look
at the charts...
315
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,110
[THINKING]This is brutal.
316
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:48,280
How did I let myself getroped into this anyway?
317
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:54,250
Think of the paycheck.Think of the paycheck.
318
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:57,040
WOMAN: I would like to submit
the following documents
into evidence.
319
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,130
If you'll take and mark these
exhibits "M" through "T".
320
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:03,630
[THINKING]:My God, thatstenographer types fast.
321
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,630
If I were to yell outsomething,
322
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,430
I bet I could make itinto the transcript.
323
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:15,770
Okay, on three I'm gonna yell:
324
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,850
Remember the Alamo.
325
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,320
Okay, here goes.One, two, three.
326
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,650
You coward.
327
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,170
-Hey.
-Hey...
328
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,210
Whatcha got there?
329
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:47,130
Uh, I got some chocolate,
um, a pillow...
330
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,930
some--some beautiful flowers,
and--and some balloons.
331
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,390
Well, and who
sent ya that?
332
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:56,350
My sweet and wonderful,
thoughtful husband.
333
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:58,230
Thank you very much.
334
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,980
What happened to
the "I love you" pillow?
335
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,150
I basically
had to kick it home
336
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,730
from Manhattan. Yeah.
337
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,030
Could you help me?
Give me a hand here?
338
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,320
Yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure. Argh!
339
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,780
Thanks so much,
340
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,320
and I'm gonna put
thesesurvivingflowers
341
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,450
in water.
342
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,820
Okay, uh...
343
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,950
you know, the yellow ones,
they're called "sunflowers".
344
00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,790
Very nice.
345
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,750
Ahem. So, you, uh...
346
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,750
you like everything?
347
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,830
Yes.
348
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,500
You gonna save
a couple of those petals,
349
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,050
put 'em in your shoebox?
350
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,130
Uh-huh.
351
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,880
Or do you wanna
press 'em in a book?
352
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,880
Should I get your book?
Do you want your book?
Should I get your book?
353
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,390
Um, maybe I'll do it
later, honey.
354
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:36,850
Okay, but you--
you do like everything?
355
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:38,220
Okay, like
I said a moment ago,
356
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,980
I like everything
very much.
357
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,100
Thank you.
358
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,350
Mmm-wah!
359
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,270
It didn't land.
360
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,860
What do you mean?
You got her flowers, right?
361
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,150
Yeah, yeah,
and not just flowers.
362
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:52,030
I got her candy,
balloons, a heart pillow.
363
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,870
It was like
a romantic bomb exploded.
364
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,030
How do you know
it didn't land?
365
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,790
'Cause you just know
when somethin' lands.
366
00:15:57,830 --> 00:16:00,410
You get a little
neck nuzzle
367
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,040
or an upper-arm squeeze.
368
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,210
All I got was this kinda
tight, little,
369
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,880
cold peck
on the lips.
370
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,550
Like how?
Show us on, Spence.
371
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,460
Hey, shut up.
372
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,880
The man is sharing
a real problem here,
373
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,220
and I, for one,
am gonna try to help him.
374
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,100
You can relax.
He already paid for the food.
375
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,850
Oh, in that case, yawn!
376
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,770
You know what
my problem was?
377
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,310
I was too good
too early on.
378
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,440
I set the bar
so high
379
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,230
with the poems
and the cards
380
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,940
and that
stupid frog.
381
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,980
Man, I wish I
could go back in time
382
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,990
and just tell myself
to slow it down...
383
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,490
and lay off the butter.
384
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,370
Look, man,
385
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,990
you did what you had
to do to get her.
386
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:41,040
Yeah, it's just I think
I could have gotten her
with a lot less.
387
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,040
I don't think so.
388
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,790
You know what?
Carrie's train's gettin' in
389
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,250
in a couple of minutes.
I'm gonna--
390
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,090
I'm gonna go pick her up
and surprise her.
391
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,260
Yeah. I'm gonna
take her someplace great.
392
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,550
I'm gettin' back
in that shoebox.
393
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,800
This is great, huh?
394
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,810
This is a real night
to remember
we got goin' here, huh?
395
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,270
Yes. Very nice.
396
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,430
Whoa! Hey!
Walk much?
397
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,940
-Ha ha ha!
-I guess that's the problem
398
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:08,060
when you're wearing
3-inch work heels
on the boardwalk.
399
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,190
Yeah. But it's great,
isn't it?
I pick you up at the train,
400
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,940
whisk you down here for
a little romantic surprise.
401
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,900
And for what reason,
you ask?
402
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,820
None.
403
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,040
That's great.
404
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,460
I just wish you would've
whisked me home first so
I could put on some flat shoes.
405
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,540
Look at that.
Look at that!
They got frogs!
406
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,000
-They got frogs.
You love frogs.
-Oh, yeah.
407
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,960
Maybe we'll get
a little brother for Monty?
408
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,300
Doug, come here. Come here.
I know what
you're doin', okay?
409
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,090
You don't have
to do this.
410
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,380
I'm not doin' anything.
411
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,220
I'm just havin' a night out
with my best girl.
412
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,220
-Doug--
-You're gettin' a frog!
413
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,220
Deal with it, okay?
414
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,270
Hey, how much?
415
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,430
3 bucks, 3 balls.
416
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,440
You gotta knock 'em
all down with one throw.
417
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,020
All right. Not a problem.
I played high school baseball,
418
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,940
and I was scouted a little.
419
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:54,110
Oh...and now
you drive a truck.
420
00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,660
Just give me the balls.
421
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,410
All right?
422
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:01,240
You might wanna watch
where you stand
423
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,990
'cause these bottles,
they could go anywhere.
424
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,500
Yeah. I'm fine.
425
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,420
Well, alright, then.
Here we go.
426
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,040
Okay, okay. I see
the problem right there.
427
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,960
See, they make
the bottom ones heavier.
428
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,170
That's 'cause the suckers,
they don't know about that.
429
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,090
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
430
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,220
All right.
431
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,340
Here we go.
432
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,010
I'm turnin' up the gas.
433
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,350
Okay, okay, time
to bring the heat.
434
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:26,020
You gotta
throw the heat, man.
435
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,140
Hey, what do you say,
mustard?
436
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,570
Okay, you tried.
Let's go home.
437
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,280
You know what?
Give me 3 more.
438
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,560
I got it! I hit
that one straight on!
439
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,480
Okay, Doug, come on.
Let's go home.
We had a very good night.
440
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,270
I wanna get home, put it
in my diary while the memory's
still hot. Come on.
441
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,400
No. You
are getting a frog, okay?!
442
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,400
Now, give me another 20.
443
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,570
Enough with the frogs,
already!
444
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,200
What is it with you,
all right?
445
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,240
First you're upset
that I'm not doin'
enough romantic stuff,
446
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,580
and now I'm bein' frickin'
Lorenzo Lamas here,
447
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,250
and you're still
giving me crap.
448
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,750
Look, I'm sorry.
I just don't want you
doin' all this stuff for me!
449
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,080
-I thought ya did.
-No. Okay?
450
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,380
I wanted you to do a few
little romantic things
451
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:38,420
becauseyouwanted to,
because you thought of it,
452
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,010
not because I brought it up.
453
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,630
But you did bring it up,
and once you did,
454
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,010
you locked me out,
and now I can't do
455
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,680
anything romantic 'cause
you brought it up!
456
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,680
-I know!
-Then why did you bring it up?!
457
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,440
Because Amy Samuels
got flowers
458
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,270
and they were very nice
and so was the card!
459
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:56,480
Uh, could you two
maybe step aside?
460
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,280
Yeah, I know there's
nobody waitin' in line,
461
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,650
but this is getting
really annoying.
462
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,580
[TV PLAYING]
463
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,420
Is that the pork?
464
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,630
Yeah.
465
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,340
Ahem.
466
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,590
Thank you.
467
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,350
It's good.
468
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,350
You know, honey,
now, go like this.
469
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,520
Like that.
470
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,070
Uh-huh.
471
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,410
Okay.
472
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,450
Ew, foo young.
Ugh, foo young.
473
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,620
Thank you.
474
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,750
JUDGE: Ladies
and gentlemen of the jury...
475
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:40,800
[THINKING]Okay, finallythe moment of truth--
476
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,880
judgment day.
477
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,590
The fate of a manshall be decided
478
00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:47,890
by a jury of his peers,
479
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:51,560
the criminal justicesystem's finest hour.
480
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,480
JUDGE: Now I ask you
to go back to the jury room
481
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,140
and make
your decision.
482
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,110
As for our alternate,
Mr. Spooner,
you're free to go home.
483
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,150
-Thank you for your time.
-Thank you.
484
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:10,530
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