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SINGER: *My eyesare gettin' weary*
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*My back is gettin' tight*
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*I'm sitting herein traffic*
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*On the Queensboro Bridgetonight*
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*But I don't care'cause all I want to do*
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*Is cash my check and driveright home to you*
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*'Cause, baby,all my life*
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*I will be drivin' hometo you*
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DOUG: *Love,exciting and new*
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*Come aboard me*
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*I'm expecting you*
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*The Doug boat*
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CARRIE: All right, all right!
Enough!
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DOUG: What? That's my
Valentine's Day thing.
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CARRIE: Yes. It's adorable.
Now, could you step aside here
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and let a little bit
of hot water hit me, please?
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DOUG: Hold on.
How's this?
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How does that feel?
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CARRIE: Like I'm being spit on.
Now, come on. Stop.
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You have to move by here.
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DOUG: Why don't you
slide up in here?
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CARRIE: I can't, sweetie.
There is no room.
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DOUG: Okay. You have to move.
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There ya go. Whoa!
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-CARRIE: Okay.
-DOUG: Okay, how's that?
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-CARRIE: Yeah, better.
-DOUG: All right.
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Good. 'Cause I'm not done
serenading you yet.
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Now, I'm gonna kick things up
a notch, if you'll indulge me,
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with a little ditty
I think you might remember.
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*Engh-engh*
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*Engh engh-engh*
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*Engh engh-engh*
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*Everybody dance now...*
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CARRIE: Honey, I hate that song.
Really, I do.
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DOUG: You hate it?
What are you talkin' about?
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It's our song.
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CARRIE:Oursong?
What do you mean, it's our song?
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DOUG: That was the song
that was playing
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the first time I met you.
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CARRIE: It was?
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DOUG: Yeah. You don't remember?
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["GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT" PLAYS]
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SINGER:
*Everybody dance now*
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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People, let's keep it to the
right. Keep it to the right.
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What's up, guy?
Welcome to Wall Street.
Can I see some ID?
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-So this is your ID?
-Yeah, it's my ID.
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Okay, first of all,
lose the 'tude, friend, okay?
Just doing my job.
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-Fine, but that's my--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you got Doug.
What's up?
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Yeah, it's cool,
front door secure.
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Okay. Out.
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All right,
so Connecticut ID, huh?
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-What are you doing down here?
-I go to school here.
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Oh, I see, okay,
so you're from Connecticut,
and you go to school down here.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-You know what? Not buying it.
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Okay. Hey, people, the line!
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What's up, ladies?
Welcome to Wall Street.
Can I see some I.D.?
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Actually, mine was stolen,
but I swear I'm 22.
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Enjoy the club.
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Okay. People, the line!
Okay, guy in the mesh shirt,
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bye-bye. Yeah, take it easy.
Don't even wastemytime.
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Moose, Moose--
could you get outta here?
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What are you talkin' about?
I just started workin'.
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Yeah. I know. I know,
but I just met this girl
at the bar,
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and I think I can get her back
to our place. The only thing--
she won't go without her friend.
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Guy, I just started
my shift, guy.
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This area
must remain clear!
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Come on, Moose,
you gotta do this for me.
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-Guy, no.
-Please.
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No. I'm not gettin' stuck
with "the friend" again, okay?
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The friend is never as good
as the actual girl.
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That's not true this time.
This one is really cute.
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That's exactly what you said
last time. Remember her?
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-Who?
-Who? This one...
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[GRAVELY VOICE]
Oh, Doug...
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I don't know.
This just feels right.
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Didn't stop you
from sleepin' with her.
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Well...
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All right, give me
a couple of minutes, all right?
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Yes! I'll go
get the ladies.
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Hey, Gerard, yeah, I need you
to cover the front door.
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My uncle just got killed.
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Thank you. Yeah.
He's in a better place now.
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Copy.
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What's up, ladies?
Doug.
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-This is Carrie.
-How you doin'?
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-Good.
-And this is Lynn.
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Hey, I love your headset.
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Oh, yeah. This?
Yeah, yeah.
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It keeps me in touch
with my staff.
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I don't rest unless
I know they're all okay.
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Huh? That's cool.
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No...
that's survival.
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Hey, it's called
"excuse me"!
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Why don't you
try it next time?!
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Yeah. This woman's
a tiger.
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I don't know
if I'm lovin' the arm thing.
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Oh, sorry.
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All right, so why don't you
ladies-- you got the address.
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We'll see you back
at our house?
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Okay, bye.
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So what do you think?
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Mine's great.
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Yours seems
kinda bitchy.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Come on. Come on. Hurry up.
Hurry up. We gotta hurry up
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and de-crap this place
before they get here.
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Doug, we got,
like, 2 minutes.
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There's no way
we're gonna get it all.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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All right, look, don't panic.
We just gotta concentrate
on the big stuff, all right?
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What's the most disgusting
thing about this place?
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I gotta go
with the smell.
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-All right, find it.
I'll be in the kitchen.
-Good, good, good.
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Hey, Moose, what happens
if we both get lucky tonight?
Who's gonna get the bedroom?
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That's a classic problem,
my friend.
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Whoa! I think
I found the smell.
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Oh, Good, man.
Way to go.
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Eh...that is bad.
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But that's not it.
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It's more
in the meat family.
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-I'll keep lookin'.
-All right.
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Hey, I got a good idea.
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Why don't we got a book
for the coffee table?
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This way,
it looks like we read.
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Oh, good, good.
Good idea. Good idea.
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RICHIE:
You got one?
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Yeah. You know what?
I got it in my old, uh...
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S.A.T. Study book, okay?
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I'll break it open,
and I'll highlight some crap.
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Oh, you know what,
I forgot.
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I gotta go get somethin'.
I'll be right back.
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-Whose dog is that?
-It's that guy down the hall.
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What the hell
you doin' with it?
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When I was hittin' on Carrie,
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I told her I rescued
a stray from the pound.
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A pound rescue? That's good.
Can I get in on that with ya?
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You know, like we both
saw him, we fell in love?
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Actually, I already told her
you fought me on it.
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Oh, great.
I hate abandoned dogs.
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Thanks, thanks.
Way to start me off.
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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Oh, God, they're here.
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Yeah. Come on up!
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What the hell
you doin'?
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What are you talkin'
about?
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That's my spot.
Get out of it.
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I ain't movin'.
Get outta here.
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Get out of there.
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Sorry, man,
but I need my spot.
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I look good here.
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Fine.
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How do I look?
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Suck in your gut.
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It is in.
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Then you look good.
How do I look?
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Like a stud.
You're the man.
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-You're the man.
-Okay, look, we're both the men.
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There can be two men,
okay?
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Just cool it out.
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You gave them
the apartment number, right?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, let's try one
from the analogy section.
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"Pride is to lion
as what is to goose"?
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Flock!
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No. No, I'm sorry.
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The correct answer
is "gaggle".
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That answer again...
gaggle.
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Start drinkin',
honey.
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A quick question:
is this the whole evening, here?
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Because, I gotta admit,
I didn't study.
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It's a drinking
game. It's fun.
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It's the S.A.T.S.
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Don't you have
any real games?
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I gave all our real games
to the kids
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I tutor at the orphanage.
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Oh, you tutor orphans.
That is so sweet.
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Yeah, I guess, you know.
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It just doesn't feel
like enough though, you know?
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I mean, these kids
have been given nothing,
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and society...
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is...bad.
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God, you are such
a sensitive guy!
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It's hard to believe
that you bounce.
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Do you, you know,
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get into a lot of fights
at the club?
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Well, you know, I try everything
I can not to fight.
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It's like I tell my boys,
"Always be nice.
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Be very nice...
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until it's time
to not be nice, then...
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be very not nice."
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Ha ha ha!
I love that.
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Yeah. I can't take
full credit, though.
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Patrick Swayze
said it inRoad House.
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Oh, I never
saw that movie.
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You never saw it?
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It's only the greatest
movie ever made,
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except forRisky Business.
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Really?
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So...
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Carrie...
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Yeah?
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You like baseball?
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Well, I've been
to a few Met games.
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Yeah? The Mets,
the Amazin' Mets.
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You know why
they call 'em that?
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'Cause they're amazing.
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Well, that clears up
that mystery.
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You know what else
would be amazing?
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Hmm?
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Your beautiful body
in my bed.
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Yeah. You're right.
That would be amazing.
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[WHINING]
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What's up with your dog?
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Oh, that?
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Ah, he's okay. He's fine.
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Hey, buddy!
Come here, buddy!
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Come on! Come to daddy!
Come on!
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-Oh, I forgot. He's deaf.
-Mmm.
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Okay, how about some beers?
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Yeah. Let's keep
this party rollin', huh?
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Yeah. All right,
ladies, get ready
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because we're comin' up
on the vocabulary section.
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Hurry.
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Oh, Carrie,
Richie is so cute.
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You did good.
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I did good?
The guy's a moron.
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Then why did you
want to come back here?
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I don't know.
I liked his cologne.
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Oh...
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Plus, he
seemed a lot smarter
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when he was completely
drowned out by music.
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I'm tellin' you,
he should walk around
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with a boom box
strapped to his head.
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I'm serious.
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You like your guy?
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Oh, Dan?
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Yeah, he's, you know,
kinda sweet.
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I don't think
his name is Dan.
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I am so in.
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You are.
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You are doin' good, Moose.
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But I don't know
about Carrie, though.
246
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,530
Yeah. She's quite a cupcake,
that one, huh?
247
00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:59,030
I don't get it. We were totally
hittin' it off at the club.
248
00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,700
I look good, right?
You says I look good.
249
00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,570
You look great, man.
She's so into you.
250
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,530
It's a go for Richie.
251
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,240
I dunno.
252
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,330
Maybe you've just gotta
kick things up a notch.
253
00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:12,130
It's time to bust out
the heavy artillery.
254
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,050
[FOREIGNER'SHOT-BLOODEDPLAYS]
255
00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,510
SINGER: *Well, I'm hotblooded, check it and see*
256
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:23,600
*I got a feverof a hundred and three*
257
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:29,230
*Come on baby,do you do more than dance?*
258
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,020
DOUG: Huh?
259
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,230
This is pretty cool, huh?
260
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,230
LYNN: Yeah.
It's kinda trippy.
261
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,610
DOUG: Hey, check out
my choppers.
262
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,650
Ha ha ha!
263
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,120
LYNN:
Oh, that is so cool.
264
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,410
-And I love this album.
-Oh, these guys are great.
265
00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,290
Me and Richie went
to their concert last year.
266
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,170
We got totally wasted.
267
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,590
Richie got a shirt.
268
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,000
LYNN: Cool.
269
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,420
RICHIE: So, Carrie?
270
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,720
CARRIE: Yeah?
271
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,760
RICHIE: You feelin'
what I'm feelin'?
272
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,640
CARRIE: I don't know.
Are you feeling nauseous?
273
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,310
RICHIE:
A little bit.
274
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,730
CARRIE: What kind of beer
is this?
275
00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:16,230
It tastes kinda weird.
276
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,610
RICHIE: Oh, it's Canadian.
It's stout lager.
277
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:19,980
Ale.
278
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,530
CARRIE: Mmm. There's definitely
something wrong with it.
279
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:27,410
DOUG: Actually, mine tastes
a little weird, too.
280
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:31,620
CARRIE: Mmm...not weird.
It tastes like gin.
281
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:35,290
You put gin in our beers?
282
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,670
RICHIE:
I was out of vodka.
283
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:40,050
[LYNN LAUGHS LOUDLY]
284
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:46,090
CARRIE: It's not funny,
you idiot.
285
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,350
RICHIE:
Hey, I was just tryin'
286
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,720
to loosen things up
a little bit!
287
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,520
You been bitchin' and moanin'
since you got here.
288
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,350
You're like my mother.
289
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:55,650
Oh, I'm sorry.
You don't like me, Fonzie?
290
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:56,650
Well, that's okay.
291
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,730
All right,
Lynn, come on.
292
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:58,730
Get your mini-backpack.
We're going.
293
00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,690
Carrie, come on!
294
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,610
What the hell are you doin'?
Why are you spikin' the beers?
295
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,490
I was tryin' to
get them in bed.
296
00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:08,280
Okay, that explains theirs.
What about mine?
297
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,580
Ladies, ladies,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
298
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,250
Hang out, man.
There's no reason to go.
299
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,120
Yeah, Carrie,
I agree with Dan.
300
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,420
I mean, you are making
a huge deal outta nothing.
301
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,670
Who?
302
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,420
Oh, am I?
303
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,420
When should I make a big deal
about it, huh?
304
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,800
When we're stuffed
in oil drums
305
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,590
and buried
under their building?
306
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,350
She call me Dan?
307
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,770
Hey, you know what?
Just go.
308
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:33,680
And I'll tell you
somethin' else:
309
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,350
it's your loss
310
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,360
because I was gonna show you
my fireman's uniform.
311
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,440
Oh, really?
312
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,900
Because I was
gonna sleep with you
313
00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,530
just so I can hear a little
amazing Mets story again.
314
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:44,820
What was it? Oh, yeah.
315
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,700
"They're amazin'."
That's great. Let's go.
316
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,530
Let's go.
317
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,700
I'd love to see your
fireman's uniform, Richie.
318
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,290
-Huh?
-Lynn!
319
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,700
Well, I'm sorry. I would.
320
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,290
All right, come on.
321
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:57,080
His uniform's nothin'!
322
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,250
I got a little league uniform
that blows it away!
323
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,380
Lynn, come on!
You're my ride home!
324
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,630
He's so cute.
325
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,590
-Lynn!
-Lynn?
326
00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:06,380
Lynn?
327
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,300
[WEAKLY] Lynn?
328
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,640
What are they doin'?
329
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,650
What do you think
they're doin'?
330
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,940
I don't know.
Maybe he really is just
showing her his uniform.
331
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,900
I heard moaning.
332
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,110
Maybe she's injured.
333
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,780
Yeah. That's it. That's it.
334
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,620
I don't believe this.
She was my date.
335
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,910
Yeah? Well, I got news for you.
Your date's not goin' so well.
336
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,580
All I know is if you
would have gone in there
337
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,080
and checked out
his stupid uniform,
338
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,630
I'd be with Lynn right now
and everything would be fine.
339
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,800
Hey, don't blame this
on me.
340
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,670
If you can't Lynn
to sleep with you,
341
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,510
that's your fault
because, I'll tell ya,
342
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:51,260
she sleeps with everybody.
343
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,680
That's great.
Yeah, good. Keep it comin'.
344
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:57,140
What the hell is that smell?
345
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,730
We don't know!
346
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,150
Will you take a break
from your bad personality?
347
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:08,990
Excuse me, Billy Ray Dufus,
348
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:11,160
but I happen to have
a very nice personality
349
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,160
when I am not sitting
in a stinky apartment
350
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,910
being drugged with a disgusting
gin/beer cocktail!
351
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,620
I think I'm gonna be sick.
352
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,120
Well, if you're gonna,
don't puke here, okay?
353
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,500
You gotta puke
in the bathroom.
354
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,040
All right, could you stop
sayin' the word "puke"?
355
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,380
'Cause it makes me wanna puke.
356
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,760
Okay. I didn't know
it was gonna make you sick.
357
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,550
I won't say it
anymore.
358
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:31,130
You wanna see my collection
of Puka shells?
359
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,680
Okay, I work in a bar.
360
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,770
I've seen hundreds
of people puke.
361
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,190
They've all managed
to miss me.
362
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,230
Congratulations.
363
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,860
But on the plus side,
364
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,570
this place
has a new smell now.
365
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:52,820
Hey, listen, um...
366
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,990
thanks for holding my hair back
when I was throwin' up.
367
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,120
Ah, forget about it.
368
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,120
I was basically just
steering you away
369
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,210
from mySports Illustrated.
370
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,710
Look at that.
A little smile there, huh?
371
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,880
See? You look nice
when you smile.
372
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,880
You should try to work that
into the rotation
a little more often.
373
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,760
Ha ha.
374
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,050
So, uh, bouncin'--
that's your thing?
375
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,850
You like that?
376
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:20,640
Yeah, you know. It's--
it's good for now.
377
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,140
I like workin'
with my hands.
378
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,900
It's really just
a stepping stone, though.
379
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,070
To what?
380
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:30,030
I wanna open
my own sandwich shop.
381
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,190
Uh-huh.
382
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,820
You know, a little
neighborhood place
383
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,240
where people can come by
if they want a sandwich.
384
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,080
-A sandwich shop, yes.
-No, yeah, yeah.
385
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,710
But, like, a cool little place,
you know, with great sandwiches.
386
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,130
Each sandwich will be named
after one of my buddies.
387
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,090
Oh, sounds great.
388
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,670
But what if you have a falling
out with one of your buddies
389
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,880
and he represents
a classic sandwich?
390
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,260
I didn't work out all
the details yet.
391
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,010
So how about you?
What do you do?
392
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,770
Well, I am currently
interviewing for
a very high-powered
393
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,730
executive assistant
position in Manhattan.
394
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:07,150
But for right now,
I'm working at Food Town.
395
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:10,280
Oh, the one on Hillside Avenue?
396
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,240
No, the one on
Northern Boulevard.
397
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:16,110
Oh. Because I go
to the other one.
398
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,080
But I'm sure they're all good.
399
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,950
Yeah, I mean, it's a chain.
Pretty standard.
400
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,790
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
401
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,010
Wait a second.
Where---
where's the dog?
402
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,800
-I don't know.
-Why is the door open?
403
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,970
-You left the door open?!
-I did not!
404
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,100
You did so before
when you were about to leave!
405
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,770
No. I'm sure
I closed it!
406
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:48,060
No, you didn't!
Do you see this area?
407
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,820
It should be covered
by this!
408
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,860
Well, I am sorry!
409
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,320
I was a little disoriented
with your little light show.
Okay?
410
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,160
Richie! Guy!
411
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,450
RICHIE: Uh, not
a great time, Moose!
412
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,870
Yeah. Carrie
left the door open
413
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,910
-and the dog got away!
-RICHIE: So?
414
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,500
So I think someone
should look for him.
415
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:13,000
And if you remember,
I was against getting him.
416
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,800
So I think
it should be you.
417
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,800
RICHIE:
Moose, I'm begging ya.
418
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,390
Stop talkin'!
419
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,930
All right, fine, but I'm
not goin' to look for the dog,
so you can forget it.
420
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,390
LYNN: Dan?
421
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,890
Yeah?
422
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,940
LYNN: Could you
get me a Fresca?
423
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,820
Nah!
424
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,860
Wait a minute. Wait.
425
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,530
Aren't one of you guys
gonna go look for your dog?
426
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:38,030
It's not even
our dog, all right?
427
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,280
Richie borrowed him
from a neighbor
428
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,160
to impress you
with his sensitivity
429
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,370
so you'd sleep with him.
430
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,950
RICHIE: He doesn't
tutor orphans!
431
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,290
Shut up!
432
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,880
Where the hell
is that dog?
433
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,460
Do you think that maybe
we can put the top up?
434
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,550
Excuse me.
It's a sports car, okay?
435
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,340
You wanna get
the whole experience.
436
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,890
Otherwise, you might as well
just drive a station wagon.
437
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:05,100
I'm freezing.
Could you please put the top up?
438
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,180
It's broken.
439
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,060
Then could you at least
put the heat on?
440
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,190
It's broken.
441
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,400
This is great.
442
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,070
So I have to sit
in this piece of crap
443
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,360
while the wind
rakes through my hair?
444
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,240
It's perfect.
445
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,070
What are you worried about?
446
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,280
You got enough hair spray
in their to stop a bullet.
447
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,910
Excuse me.
448
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:33,080
This happens to be a style
from a magazine.
449
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,250
Oh, yeah?
450
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,420
What magazine is that?
451
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,800
TheToo Much Hair SprayGazette?
452
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,550
[CHUCKLES]
453
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,470
Okay, you know what?
Let's just look
for the dog, okay?
454
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,100
I would love to
look for the dog.
455
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,350
Why don't you start
calling his name then?
456
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:48,560
'Cause I don't
know his name.
457
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,190
Well, say something.
458
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,440
Fine!
459
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,570
Lassie!
460
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:56,940
Spot!
461
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,110
Toto!
462
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,610
Ooh, wait, wait, wait.
I think that's him.
463
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,030
-Where?
-Right in front of that house.
464
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,830
Oh, wow, he's really givin'
himself a once-over, huh?
465
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:14,460
This is nice, real nice.
466
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,750
Yeah, well, I'm
glad you're happy.
467
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:18,960
Could you please
not sit on my softball stuff?
468
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,510
You know, I was gonna
stay home tonight.
469
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,010
-I really was.
-Oh, yeah? Well,
470
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,470
thanks for slappin' on
a couple coats of paint
471
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,510
and comin' out.
472
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,940
You know what?
Stop the car.
473
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,980
I'm just kiddin'
around, all right?
474
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,150
-I said stop the car!
-Ah!
475
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,480
Pinch the guy drivin'.
That's smart.
476
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,150
-I'm getting out.
-Where you goin'?
477
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,320
I'm going home.
478
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,610
There's a bus stop
right over there.
479
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,200
You can't go to that bus stop,
all right?
480
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,360
This is not a
great neighborhood.
481
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,620
I will take my chances!
482
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,490
I'm serious, okay?
I will leave you.
483
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,700
Good. Go.
484
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,160
You know, I'm serious!
I'm not comin' back!
485
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,160
So good. Don't.
486
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,420
Fine!
487
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,590
What am I doin'?
488
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,680
Oh, she's so annoying.
489
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,560
She has high hair.
490
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,020
She totally didn't get
the sandwich shop thing.
491
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,230
Just pull away, man.
Just pull away.
492
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:29,620
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
493
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,800
Let me understand this.
494
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,100
You'refromUtah,
495
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,180
and you'revisiting
New York?
496
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,730
Yeah.
497
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Sorry. I'm not buyin' it...
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"Donald Osmond."
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People, the line!
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