All language subtitles for The King of Queens (2000) - S02E14 - Block Buster_track3_[eng]

Hey, gang.

How ya doing?
How you guys doing? Hi.

Oh, all right, you want a little
bump of the horn there?

-[HONKS]
-There you go.

Yeah, I got you, I'm fat.
Big guy.

I like to eat the food.
Yeah.

All right, you know what?
Turn around now.

That's not nice right there.
That's not nice.

I--I suck? I suck?
You--you suck!

That's right. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you heard me.

Yeah. You want
a piece of me?

Oh, yeah. Bye-bye.
[CLUCKING]

See you. Yeah, thought so.
Thought so.

SINGER: *My eyes
are gettin' weary*

*My back is gettin' tight*

*I'm sittin' here
in traffic*

*On the Queensboro
Bridge tonight*

*But I don't care,
'cause all I want to do*

*Is cash my check and drive
right home to you*

* 'Cause, baby,
all my life I will
be driving home to you *

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoa. I had a dream
like this once,

only you were naked,
and the bread was Shania Twain.

So, what time are
the St. Gregory Cuspidors
getting here?

Commodores, and they're
getting here at 5:00.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. One piece of
cheese and one piece of
pastrami? What are you, insane?

It'll be fine.

It won't be fine.
Put more meat on.

I am doing this.
Now, stop following me
around the sandwich.

This is not a tea party.

These are fat, out-of-shape,
ex-football players.

They need meat.

I know.

I--I may not have
bought enough.

-Oh, God.
-Well, honey,

it is hard to estimate
6 feet of cold cuts.

It'll be fine. I have--
I have lettuce and tomato
to bulk it up,

and if that doesn't work,
I'll spoon on some Bacos.

That will give it
the illusion of meat.

Now, excuse me.
Back away from the sandwich.
I work alone.

All right, all right, all right.
I'm sorry. You know, I'm just
a little excited.

I haven't seen most of these
guys in, like--like 15 years.

I understand.

Not since we were
the 1985 All-City Champions.

I know. You tell me about it

every time you have
more than one beer.

Hey, honey. You want to see your
husband all buff and beautiful?

Uh, yeah!

Come here, come here,
come here. Look. Look.

-Huh??
-Ooh.

I likes
what I'm seein'.

Yeah. I was hitting the weights
pretty hard back then.

No, I mean this guy.
Who's he?

That's,
uh, Derrick Broadnax.

Great running back.

Is he, uh, is he
coming tonight?

Yes.

Here's the play that won us
the championship. Right there.

Mmm. Where are you?

Um, I would be--I'm,
like, right over here.

It was my block that cleared
the field for Broadnax.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And he is
coming tonight, right?

-Would you stop?
-I'm kidding.

Well, you know, there's gonna be
a reporter coming from
the alumni magazine, too.

He's doing a whole story
on the big game.

A game that I won
with an incredible block.

Did I mention that?

Yeah, I think I'm
up to speed on that. Yeah.

Ooh. Buster. He's
in a wheelchair now.

Who is?

Uh, Tom Busterman,
our right tackle.

He had a cliff-diving
accident a few years back.

Listen. When he gets here,
don't stare or anything, okay?

No? 'cause I was gonna
go for one of these.

Ooh! Ooh!

So, thanks. Thanks for
the heads-up there.

Well, I'm here.

Oh, man. He is
coming, too?

Thank you.

No, no,
no, sweetie.

I don't think I bought
enough food, so don't eat.

No, don't worry.
I'm only staying long enough

to tell them all
that they're bastards.

Perfect.

Come on, buddy. All that stuff
was a long time ago, huh?

Hey, I know I was only
the equipment manager,

but I deserve to be
treated with some respect.

Everybody liked you,
Spence.

Uh, yeah, and they showed it
by taking off my pants

and hanging me upside down
from the goalpost.

I admit, they were
out of line on that one.

They? I seem to remember
you being there.

Yeah, but I was only there
to keep things under control
and noninvasive.

Well, nice job.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Commodores!

Hey, let me get
my arms around you, man.

You can try
if you want to.

-How's it going, Broadnax?
-Good.

What's happening?
Kelner, Cedeño.

What are you guys,
out on parole?

Oh, already
starting in, huh?

-Hey.
-Good to see you, man.

Good to see you.
What's happening, Bill?

Hey. Hi,
how you doing, man?

All right.

Hey, nice place
you got here, man.

Yeah. 28 more years,
and it's all mine.

Hey, honey. Come here.
I want you to meet.

This is Billy, this is Michael,
and this is, uh, Derrick.

He's the one you wanted
to sleep with.

Shut up, honey.
You will blow it for me.

Hi. Hi, you guys.

-Nice to meet you.
-How you doing?

-Nice to meet you.
-Thank you.

[KNOCKS] Hey, is this where
the Chowderheads are meeting?

-ALL: Coach!
-Hey!

-[LAUGHING] How you doin', man?
-All right.

Broadnax.
Still rock hard, huh?

Heffernan,
get over here.

All right.
All right.

How you doin'?

Oh, oh!

Uh, Coach, this is
my wife, Carrie.

Hello. Hello.

-Hello.
-Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, one of you ladies
want to help me

bring out the beer?
Come on.

Hello.

-Hey, Spence.
-Hey, how you doing?

I'm fine,
thank you. Listen.

I've had
a lot of time

to think
over the last 15 years.

All right, is this
about all that stuff
we used to do to you?

'Cause I'll tell you
something, man.
Uh, we acted like morons.

Yeah, man.
We really acted stupid
back in those days.

Yeah, I guess we just
didn't like ourselves too much,
so we took it out on you.

Anyway, we're really,
really sorry.

Thanks.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hey, is this where
the party is?

Hey!

It's
Busterman!

-Yeah.
-Hey.

Buster.

Sorry I took the back way,
the front steps looked
a little daunting.

-No problem.
-Yeah.

So...
15 years.

15!

So how ya been?

I've been great. You know,
I mean, other than this,
you know, it's--

Oh, yeah--yeah,
I didn't even notice
that you were in a, uh...

So, how's that
working out for ya?

I'm fine, man.

Right, fine,
why shouldn't you be fine?

I mean, you got a lot
of other great, uh...

I'm so sorry.

Doug, it's okay,
you know?

Yeah, sure, if I had my choice,
I'd rather be walking--

Right, right, you know,
I should do more walking myself.
I, uh...

-Again, so sorry.
-Yeah.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay, so now Power Memorial
has the ball, right?

You guys are down 23 to 17

with less than 2 minutes
left to play.

What's going
through your minds?

I'm thinking, "Damn it, my boys
can still win this game."

Actually, I remember
you cursing

and throwing
a Pepsi can at me.

On the next play,
I call a blitz.

Yeah, so
we rush 'em,

I knock the crap
out of their QB,

and Mr. Cedeño
recovers the fumble.

Who da man?

Yeah.

Then we pull
a double-reverse.

Broadnax takes it,
turns the corner,

then coming
right at him

I see Matuka,
their biggest tackle.

Oh, the guy
was huge.

I figure, hell, someone
doesn't bring down that Samoan,

kiss the season
good-bye.

Then, all of a sudden,
like, out of nowhere--

Out of nowhere!

Somebody
brings him down.

Right down.

Yeah, who was that,
again? Uh,

Busterman, right?
Yeah! Great block, Buster.

Nice job,
Buster.

Busterman.

So with Matuka down,
there's nothing
but sweet green grass

between us
and the League Championship.

COACH: I tell you
something, when Broadnax
crossed that goal line,

I wanted to run out there and
give him a great big wet kiss.

In fact,
I think I did.

Hey, honey, listen,

I had to use
some bologna

I found way back
in the refrigerator,

so if I were you,

I'd stay away from
that general area.

Coach just gave
my block to Busterman.

What are you
talking about?

My big block.

For some reason,
he thought it was Busterman,

and the guy from
the alumni magazine,
he wrote it down.

Well, what did
Busterman say?

Nothing!
He just sat there.

You know
what I mean.

Well, why didn't
you say something?

Oh, like what, what am I gonna
say, "Oh, yeah, I'm the guy who
made the big block,

not the guy who will
never walk again."

All right, honey,
so it's over.

There's nothing
you can do about it.
Just forget it.

I can't forget
about it, Carrie.

That block was my
big moment of glory.

I don't figure on getting
many more of those.

Especially considering
the amount of TV I watch.

Look, honey, I know
how you feel, I really do.

But look at it
this way,

your friend's been
through a lot, you know?

He lost something precious,
something you still have.

Maybe giving him
this moment, you know,

makes his life
a little bit more bearable.

But it was my block.

All right, fine.
So tell them.

I should tell them.
Handicapped people
are always saying

how they don't want to
be treated differently, right?

-I guess so.
-So really, to not say something
is more of a slap in the face.

All right, look, if you need
to put a positive spin on this,
be my guest.

You know what? I do.
So if you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna tell them right now.

-Wh-what's going on?
-I need to use the bathroom.
It's upstairs, right, buddy?

-Right.
-Thanks.

Not the best time.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, remember the time
when you guys hid my clothes
when I was in the shower?

Right, then we locked you
in the girl's bathroom,

put the chair
against the door.

I don't need to tell you
that scarred me for life.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, man, kids
can be cruel.

Yeah, you know,

we would never do crap
like that to you today.

Oh, believe me,
I would never let you.

Oh, isn't it great,
though,

seeing the whole gang
together again?

Huh? Isn't it?

Hey, Spence, whether you
let us or not,

we could
still do it.

Well, what's the difference
whether you could or not--

I mean, now that
we're all friends.

I don't
think so.

[LAUGHS]
Oh, I think so.

Au contraire,
mon frère.

He's doing that
French crap again.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-Hey.
-Hey.

Just getting a water glass.

Oh, yeah, do you need,
uh, some--

should I be help--
should I help you, or--

No, I got it.

Here we go.

Whoa!
Nice move.

You should go on
Letterman with that.

[LAUGHS] That's nothing.
You should see me take a shower.

Hey, set the date.

Just kidding.

Hey, what ya got there,
some pills?

Yeah,
it's Prednisone.

It's a steroidal
anti-inflammatory.

It helps in blocking the pain
that's in the part of my spine

that I still have
some feeling in, you know.

I hear that.

You know,
speaking of blocking,

uh, that block
that sprang Broadnax,

-that was sweet, huh?
-Yeah.

Yeah, great block.
I remember it so well.

Yeah, actually,
I--I don't.

You don't,
really?

No, I mean, ever
since the accident,

you know, being unconscious
for 12 days,

the old memory's
kind of hit and miss.

You know,
it's a bit wobbly.

-Really?
-Yeah, I mean,

I'll remember stuff when I was 6
like it was yesterday,

but other stuff--
like the game--

it's just
a big blur.

-That's weird, huh?
-Yeah.

But, you know, it's kind of nice
to find out, though, you know?

I'm a hero!
I didn't even know it!

-I made the big block!
-Yeah.

-That is nice.
-Yeah!

Course, here's a crazy thought
that just hit me.

You know, if a person can't
remember doing a certain thing,

can that person be sure
he or she actually did do it?

You know?

I don't quite follow you.

It's like that thing, you know,

like, if a tree falls
in the woods,

but doesn't remember falling...

but another tree tells it
that it fell,

did that tree actually fall?

Hmm. Yeah.
I don't know, Doug.

But thanks
for the water.

W-w-w-wait.

Something's still
a little wacky here, you know?

I mean, making
a game-winning block,

you know, I think a person
would remember that.

So, um,
what are you saying?

What I'm saying is--
look, it's the last play
of the game, right?

You got 240 pounds
of angry Samoan coming at ya,

you take him down,
win the game--

that's hard to forget.

Actually, now that
you're talking about it,

I think I'm kind of remembering
making that block.

You know?

It's just like--
pow! Boom! Yeah!

That's great, Doug.
Thanks, man!

Glad I could help.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[STYX' "MR. ROBOTO"
PLAYS ON CAR RADIO]

SINGER: *Secret, secret*

*I've got a secret*

Been a long time since
we all been on a beer run
together, huh?

Yeah, and this time
I'm not in the trunk.

Hey, it's like
you told us,

it's a whole
new Spence,

and you don't
mess with him.

Uh-huh.

Look,
I--I'm sorry

if I came down
on you guys kinda hard

with that
French stuff,

'cause I know,
words hurt.

Hey, forget it.

SINGER: *Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto*

-SINGER: *Domo*
-SINGER: *Domo*

-SINGER: *Domo*
-SINGER: *Domo*

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, man...

Oh, liquor store
coming up on the right.

Uh-huh.

Uh, probably
have beer there.

Yeah, but we want the beer
we had in high school.

Yeah, Old John's Lager.

Oh, that stuff
was brutal.

Same goin' in
as it was comin' out.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah, they--they
probably wouldn't have it

in a little
liquor store like that.

Oh, right, right.

Oh, how about
that place?

Won't have it.

That was called
"Tom's Beer Warehouse".

Nope.

Guys, why are we getting
on the expressway?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Doug?

DOUG: What?

Where are you?

DOUG: I'm in the attic.

What are you
doing up there?

DOUG: I'm looking for
the video of the big game
that my mom took.

Here, check
this box.

[GLASS BREAKS]

Are you insane?
You could have killed me.

Sorry. Check the box.

Christmas ornaments.
Nice work.

Oh, my God.

Would you stop obsessing about
that stupid block?

I'm not obsessing.

-[THUD]
-Aw!

You know what? Either skate
or get rid of these.

Doug, your friends
are down there

wondering where
the hell you are.

You know what? If you're not
gonna help, you're just another
body in the attic.

Fine, I'm leaving.

"Boo-boo's big game."
Could this be it?

Yeah, that's it!
Great!

Ahh!

Okay, remind me to get
a tetanus shot.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

GUYS: Ooh! Man!

Oh, it's cool you
dug this out, man.

I didn't dig it out,
I just kind of stumbled on it

and figured, you know,
as long as we're talking

about the big game,

why not see it as it actually
happened, huh?

Hey, where's, uh--
where's Spence?

-I don't know.
-Haven't seen him.

Shhh,
here it comes.

The play that sent us
to the State Championship.

Honey, you want
to get the lights?

You might want
to watch this right here.

Yeah, watch it.

COACH: Whoa, look
at that boy run,

like a beautiful black jaguar.

Oh, man, look at Matuka
come right at you!

And he's about
to go down.

ALL: Ohh!

Look at that.

It wasn't Buster
who made the block after all,

it was me. That's kind of
nutty, huh? Jeez.

What are you talking
about, Heffernan? It was Buster.

Oh, was it? You think so?
Well, you know what,
let's double back.

That's the beauty
of videotape.

Okay, here comes
Broadnax,

here comes Matuka,

and here comes
big number...

57?

Yeah, 57.
That's Busterman.

57? But I wore
number 61.

It was 61!
It should be 61!

Heffernan, get a grip
on yourself.

No, okay? I made the block.
Busterman didn't make it,

I made the block.
Write it down.

Write it down!

Okay, how about
we have that sub now, huh?

Who likes tuna?
Show of hands.

I don't get it.
I know it was me.
I made that block.

Uh, come on,
honey.

Why don't you help me with that
sandwich in the kitchen.
Come on, come on.

I hope you're all wearing
your hungry hats.

Wow, that was
uncomfortable.

I--I--I don't
get this.

What the hell
is going on here?

Well, honey, the game
was a long time ago.

Yeah, so?

So, sometimes your memory
can play tricks on you.

Like, remember--remember
when we were at the mall

and I was trying to remember
where I parked the car?

It was like, 2G? 5F?
Pfft! I don't know.

You don't believe
I made that block, do you?

I believe...

that you are a sweet
and wonderful person

who I'll love
no matter what.

-Oh, please.
-Doug, come on,

just get the plates
for the sandwich.

This could still be a nice party
if you stop right now.

Now, what happened here?
What went wrong?
It's got to be the videotape.

Someone stole it
out of the attic, doctored it,
and put it back.

Who could it be?

Busterman! He's the only one
who gains from this, right?

Okay, you work
on that theory.
I'm gonna be out here.

-They did it again.
-What?

Took me
on a beer run,
sent me in,

and drove off
laughing.

And the sad thing is,

I went with them.
I trusted them,

'cause I wanted
to be liked.

God, I'm a pathetic,
disgusting waste of life.

You saw my block,
right?

What?!

My block
in the big game.

You remember it,
right?

Oh, when you took down
Matuka, yeah.

Yeah, so then
it was me! I knew it!

Who says it wasn't?

Everybody!
The coach, the tape.

On the tape,
it shows number 57. Busterman.

Yeah, sure.

Sure? What do
you mean sure?

-Don't you remember
what happened?
-No!

2 hours before the game,

those sadists locked me
in the janitor's closet.

Naked.
They love naked.

And then when
I finally got out,

I was so frazzled I gave
you guys the wrong jerseys.

Don't you remember?

Oh, my God,
that's right.

-You got to tell them. Come on.
-No, I don't want
to see those people

-for the rest of my life!
-Come on!

He's been under a tremendous
amount of pressure at work.

DOUG: Hey--hey--hey,
everybody!

Spence has got
something to say to ya.

Spence?

You bastards.

For 4 years, you people harassed
and humiliated me

at every
opportunity.

Well, let me
tell you something.

Just because a young man
is small and hairless

does not give you
the right to ruin his life.

You can go to hell,
all of you!

Oh, and Doug made
the big block.

Not that it
really matters.

That's Doug
Heffernan, H-E-F-F...

Wanna shoot me
the mustard?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]