All language subtitles for The Amazing Race AU S07E05 1080p HDTV-EN

(SCREAMS)

..a holiday island paradise...

(SCREAMS)
Yeah!

..with no place to relax.

It's getting more intense.

This is so scary.

Just chill out.

And it was one wrong turn...

Why are they going the other way?

I think I've buggered it up.

..that took out comedian superstar
Peter and his daughter Frankie.

Your time on the race is over.

Loved it.
So fun.

Wish we were still in.
Beau.

Tonight...

This is a virtual pit stop.

Here is your next clue.

Continue racing.
Oh.
Oh, my God.

..our celeb teams race
without a break...

We can't switch off, Mum.
No.

..quickly become crabby...

(SCREAMS)

..and sleeping under the stars...

This actually sucks.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of this.

That's the shower. That's the bath.

That's the amenities.
That's the toilet.

..tests the resilience
of our celebs...

We literally do not fit
in this tent, though.

Before a whole new city...

We've just got to find this place,
bud.

..becomes the last destination...

This is the hardest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

..for one team.

Run for pit stop!

Run, run, run, run, run!
Go, go, go!

Go!
(LAUGHTER)

Up here. Up here, Up here.
This way, this way.

We're going to beat...

Your time on the race is over.

Now, celeb racers are in Langkawi...

..a cluster of stunning tropical
islands off North West Malaysia

and a popular holiday destination.

But our teams aren't here
to put their feet up.

The last time I saw our celebrities
was here at the pit stop in Langkawi.

But it was a virtual pit stop,
which meant they landed on the mat

and had to keep on racing.

And didn't they love me for it?

DARREN: We were on the home stretch
only to be told,

"No, off you go again."

Our only option
is to maintain a lead.

"Route info."

This could be the toughest leg ever
on the Amazing Race, Australia.

Damn. Time to hustle.

Our stars will need to dig deep
to stay in the game.

"Drive to Crab Farm Langkawi

"and catch five mud crabs
to receive your next clue."

Alright. Let's go.

I don't know if the virtual
pit stop's my fave.

No, I'm not a fan of that.
I'm not loving it.

Oh, it's hot.

Ah, I was already planning
what room service

I was going to get,

how comfy the bed was going to be,
the shower.

Being in second, Mum,
is pretty good.

Being second's amazing, buddy.

It's not just good. It's great.

There we go.

Next leg, virtual pit stop, eh?

The fact that we have
to keep racing...

Uff! that's a tough one.
Oh, yeah.

And your body is like,
"Yep, yep, I'm done."

And then, it's like,
"Oh, no, let's fire back up."
Yeah. No, wind up again.

Yeah, we've got to keep going.

Slow and steady, and we can do it.

Alright,

let's catch some crabs.

Something I've tried to avoid doing
most of my adult life.

Got one!

There's around 3,000 muddies
in this pond,

and they're on every single menu,
here in Langkawi.

But be careful.

They're pretty feisty.

Aren't you?

Reckon I'll get that in my carry-on?

This will be a test of our celebs'
patience under pressure.

Using a baited net, they must catch
five fully-grown crabs.

Once they catch the crabs,
all five of them.

They'll receive their next clue.

It's dinner time.

Oh.
What are you feeling something?

Yeah, I think so.

Give it a check. Nothing.

No, there's not going
to be anything.

You'll feel it, big time.

Very quickly, we worked out
that when we threw the net in,

it disturbed the crabs a bit.

Now, we wait.

JANA: Have you got one yet?

No.

We thought the best way
to tackle this

is just leave it in there
for as long as possible,

and then pull it out
and hope for the best.

COR: Go.

That splash would have scared off
any crab that came near ours.

But Jana and Cor come along
and start scaring

our poor little crabs half to death.

No? OK. Let's go back in.
JANA: Yep.

Step back.
Just step back.

Yep. We've got one.
Oh, we do?

Oh, there's a little dude.

OK, let's just get him
into the bucket,

and then we'll hook him.

Oh!

Is he big enough?

Ow!
Move out the way.

Stop. Don't... Stop hitting it, Mum.

(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)

OK. Throw him back in.
No, just leave him there.

It's a very mother-son moment
at the mud-crab farm.

No, you have to throw him back in.
He's not big enough.

We were bickering and trying to argue
and work things out

because there is a level
of difference

between our relationship -
I am the mother. He is the child.

And we are very much levelling
in this game to be a team.

Listen to me, please.

OK, fine, mate.

Idiot.

"Route info".

GEORGE: "Drive
to Crab Farm Langkawi."

Let's go.

(CHUCKLES)
Ooh!

Mum? We can't switch off, Mum.
No. You must be my daughter.

(LAUGHS)

You have to really dig deep and go,
"Come on, let's go."

Mm-hm.
Because, you know, let's look at it.

We could actually catch up.

Yes. I feel like we can
make up some ground.

BEN: OK. I don't know
where we're going.

JACKIE: Can you not read the map?

You need to chill.

Hey, like, it's...it's
stressing me out.

Jackie and I, we've got a pretty
good track record as a team.

We've had a great marriage
for 13 years.

We've produced two beautiful
little boys.

Where did they say it was?

Oh! So frustrating, this.

But, yeah, as a couple,

you're going to have good
and bad days.

(HORN HONKS OUTSIDE)
You're in the middle of the road,
Jackie.

You can't just stop.
OK, then, have a look on the map.

What do you want me to do?

And because we've got to keep going,

the pressure and the stress...
Compounds.

Yeah, it's...it's not
a great feeling.

Babe, you've got to stop
screaming at me.

I didn't scream at you.

Right, let's go.
Let's go, girls.

OK. Marked for this way.
Let's go.

Going to catch these suckers.

Let's go.

DARREN: We'll give it some time.

TRISTAN: (IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
He's still chilling, bro.

We can see crabs...
Yeah.

..inching towards our basket.

We're like, "OK, let's
wait this out a little bit."

Where's the demonstration?

But now, some of the other
teams had rocked up.

Yes. Come on.

I know you're in there.

There's crabs. I can feel them.

They're tickling.

Here, crabby, crabby, crabby!

We grew up fishing and crabbing
with our dad.

Here he comes.
Look, right there.

Right there.
Come on, buddy.

I've got a good feeling.

Nothing.

No, we need to leave it
in for longer.

Where some of the teams went wrong
is they were casting their crab net

right in the middle.

We knew that crabs preferred
to be on the banks.

Ah, there's one. There's one.
There's one.
There's one. Yes.

So, we had a little bit
of experience there.

Crabs don't freak us out. It's fine.

(SCREAMS) He escaped.
Oh, my gosh.

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS)

"What are these idiots doing?"

(SCREAMS, LAUGHS)

They're scaring the crabs away.

Oh, something in there?
Yeah?

Fortunately, by now,
we've had our trap for about...what?

Oh, it must have been a good
eight to 10 minutes.

Oh, yes! Yes! Let's go.

Oh, we've got three. Four.
Four.

This is five, isn't it?
Yep, that's five.

Bada bing, bada boom!

Five 10cm crabs, baby.

So, our plan has
worked out well for us.

I mean, they're all...they're all...
They're huge, yeah.
They're all big.

Crab whisperer -
can add that to my resume.

They got really lucky,
getting five in one go.

There you go, sir.

One, two, three, four, five.

Yeah!
Yeah!

Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
Thank you.

(SIGHS)

"Take your five crabs
to Chenang Beach and sell them

"to receive your next clue."
(CHUCKLES)

BEAU: At Chenang Beach,
locals sell fresh seafood.

And shortly, our celebs
will be joining them.

They'll need to bring their A-list
hustle to sell five crabs

for at least 100 ringgits.

That's 32 Aussie dollars.

Once all crabs are sold,
our celebs must find

local beach minder, Mr Zany.

I'm no pinky-pinky.

After they've handed over
their earnings,

they'll receive their next clue.

Here's the clue.

Alright.
Nice.

Coordinate man?
Let's go.

JANA: Help him into the pot.

Last one.

COR: Oh, he's in.
Alright, we'll take him in there.

Trick shot.
Let's go.

Yes.

Thank you. Yay!
Thank you.

Let's go.

We're leaving in second,
so we're feeling pretty

good about ourselves, hoping
we can catch Darren and Tristan.

Oh, that was hard.

Way harder than it needed to be.

The hardest part is going to be
we've got to sell these things now.

I think we just leave it.
TEDDY: Yeah.

As long as we can.

Stressing doesn't make the crabs
come faster, you know?

He's getting angry at me.

I don't know about his attitude.

Oh, yes!
Two!

Holy hell! Get him! Get him!
Get him!

Oh! Oh, my God.
Whoa! He's ready to fight.

He's ready to fight.
He's not happy!

Let's go.

Oh, my God. Come on, baby.

Ben and Jackie.

Hum! Let's go.

OK. Lock it?
Yeah.

Pam and I are in last place now.
You give me the rope.

I've done throwing challenges
on Survivor before.

I know what to do.

But my head was back in the game

because we needed to catch up
some time.

Oh, George, what have you done?

I've dropped it.

A little bit of stability.

Oh, no.

(GROANS)

Should we get the one we had?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Oh, we defs got him.
We defs got him.

Turns out I'm a crab magnet.
Teddy's a crab magnet.

Here we go.

You just have to have a little bit
of patience, and...

And the crabs will come.

Crab-tastic.

What are you guys up to?
BOTH: Four.

Oh, yes!

Yes, he's a big one.
He's a big one.

OK, we need one more.

Hey.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Let's get him in there.

Some big ones.

Good. Good.

Yes.
Yes!

Thank you so much.
Thank you! Whoo!

Yeah.
BOTH: Yes!

Thank you.
Please, please, please.

(CHEERING)

"Take your five crabs
to Cenang Beach."

Alright. Crabs secured.

Let's go.

Get these crabs.

We've got our bucket of crabs,

and now we've got to go sell them
at the local beach.

Hello.

I always used to be in sales
before I got into television,

and I've always had
the gift of the gab, I would say.

Ice to the Eskimos,
sand to the Arabs.

Gringos.
Get the gringos.

Hey, we're doing The Amazing Race.

Our challenge is to sell
these five crabs for 100 ringgits.

The maximum I can give you is, like,
80, 81 ringgits.

81. Can we take 81 for, like,
for a few crabs?

Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.

Mate. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.

Alright. Let's go, bud.
Lock it.

Lock. We have crabs.

We need to sell these
for 100 ringgits.

Our original plan was to get
to the beach

and try and sell them all in one go
as quickly as possible.

Live crab. They take.

Alright, let's go
down onto the beach, mate.

No, no, no. Nobody's going to buy
them on the beach...

Sweetheart. Just trust me.

She says the restaurant here.
Just try.

We're just wasting time right now.

The main thing I was struggling
with was

trying to get Mum to listen to me
a little bit.

First of all, how...?

They don't have buckets to hold
the crabs.

Would you guys be interested
in buying some crabs?

No? Would anybody else?

Stop, Mum. Stop!

Oh!
Please...

I was getting really stressed out
and frustrated.

We were making no progress,

and I was worried that
the other teams could catch up.

Anyone suggest where we could
sell them?

Mum. Listen to me, please.

Hey, guys.
Where are you from?

France.
France? Would you like to buy
some crabs?

We need 20 ringgits. That's it.

Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you very much.

Thank you. Thank you so much.
Merci beaucoup.

We have our 100 ringgits.

Mr Zany.

And we're on our way to see
Mr Zany,

who we need to deliver this
100 ringgits to.

100? That's 100.
This is a clue for you.

Oh, thank you.
Thanks, Mr Zany.

Good luck for you both.
Thank you very much.

Stay crazy, baby.

Alrighty. Here we go.

The route info.
"Fly from Langkawi to Penang.

"However, the earliest flight
is tomorrow morning."

"Tonight, you will be camping
on the beach." Oh, no.

Let's hope, because we're first,
we get the glamp.

Hm. This is ridiculous.

What? No luxury camp site for us.
Huh.

(BLEEP) hell, mate,
there's no beds in here.

That is horrendous.

Just as shit.

There's not
a whole lot of stuff in there.

It looks like we're sleeping
on the ground.

It's like we're cooking
our own food.

This actually sucks.
It does suck.

I do like to fly business class.

I do like to go to nice restaurants.

I'll steal the best pillow.

Take two. Who's going to know?

I do like having a pillow menu
at the hotel.

I hate camping.

There's one in there.
There's one in there.

Nice, Mum.
Shush.

Let's just be really quiet.

No, shit.

There's a crab in there!

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yes.

No, no, no.

Back in, back in, back in.
Oh, bloody crab.

I got so excited.

Should we just be patient.
And just stay here?

I reckon, let's go over there.
Yep. Alright.

Come on, let's go.

We just had this feeling that maybe

the boys had kind of fished out
that area,

and there were some stations
on the opposite side

of the farm where no-one was.

Let's get all
the hungry crabs on this side.

It was quite a strategic play
from us.

Yeah.

We could be on here.
This could be number five.

And it was the best move.
Yeah, yeah.

Got him, got him, got him, got him.
OK, let's take it. Let's go.

Do you want to try?
Yeah.

Alright.
Right.

Yes, yes.

Thank you very much.

This is a disaster.

Yes!
Yes! Thank you. Thank you.

All the other teams have finished.

Is that a crab?

Oh, no, it's not a crab.

We don't want to get eliminated out
of this race.

Give me a second. Give me a second.
I'm getting blisters.

Mum, give me a second.

We were definitely bickering

a bit more on this challenge
because it was tough.

Would you be interested
in buying crabs?

No, no, no.
No?

Cor told me we had
the wrong strategy.

Mum, it's...

Nobody's going to buy them
on the beach.

But I don't think this is right.

OK, where are we going to sell
them?
The restaurant here.

Turns out he was right.

Would you be interested in...?

We need to sell five crabs for
our... For our day.

Give me two.
Two? 50?

When Mum started to listen,
we sold two for 50.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Are you sure you don't want
any more?

No.
No. OK. Thank you.

Well done, bud. You were right.

Hello, brother. How you doing?
Hello.

You want some mud crabs?

Let's ask these people over here.

A restaurant's a good idea.

Restaurant's over here.
Yeah.

Get the crabs, man.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

What do you want for it?
For the whole bucket, 150.

Whole bucket? It's too much.
It's too much.

Apparently,
the crabs are a lot cheaper

than what we're trying
to sell them for.

It's harder than we thought.

It's not going great.

We desperately need to sell.

You will help us so much because
then we can go to the finish line.

OK.

Cool. Thank you.
OK.

Do you guys need some crabs?

They're completely fresh.

We can do a deal. 120.

Hey, 120.

Let's go.

120.

Emma and Hayley,
I think their dance moves

got them across the line

'cause, you know,
it wasn't their sale skills.

120. Thank you.

Thank you.

We caught these mud crabs today,
and we have to sell them.

It would mean the world to us.
It would mean the world.

God bless you. God bless you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you.

Just wanted to finish the challenge.

Thank you, guys.
Thank you. Thank you so much.

We're just so excited.

I couldn't stop thinking
about having a shower,

washing my face, washing
all this grubby sweat off me

that's been building up all day.

Hello?
Mr Zany?

This is yours.
Thank you.

Thank you. Awesome, thank you.

Hello.
Hi.

Hi.
This is for you.

Thank you.

Have a good one.
Thank you, brother.

Thank you, brother.
Let's go.

"Tonight, you'll be camping
on the beach."

Bro, we're staying here.

Let's go.

I could not believe it.

Hey, we did it again. Like, first.
Another win.

You guys got so lucky
with those crabs.

Lucky is nothing to do with it,
my friend.

It's funny. The harder I work,
the luckier I get.

Let's go in that one there.

Hey, guys.

Do you know that I've retitled
this show?

Yeah, it's called
Darren and Tristan's Amazing Race.

We're your backup dancers.

Oh, alright. Hello. Hello.

Hey, guys.
Hey, lads.

At this stage, we're exhausted.

We're just ready to go to bed,
but we're going camping.

They don't even have
full-sized chairs, bro.

We've got one pillow in our tent.

We don't have any mattresses.

This does look small, doesn't it?

We don't even fit in this tent.

Ow! I don't like camping.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of this.

Honest or TV honest?

At least we've got each other.

So we can hate it together.

Alright.
Are we doing something wrong?

The crabs just didn't want to go
into the trap.

We had the technique down pat,
but, for some reason,

the crabs were just not coming in.

I mean, we could always
check out the other side.

Let's try.

I was getting really frustrated.

Maybe over here where it's calm,
they'll come.

Please, crabbies, go in there.
There's fresh bait in there for you.

Come and eat our food.

Here we go. Look at...
Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Holy crab!
It's a motherlode of crab.

Unbelievable.

We persevered, we swapped sides,
and then we hit the jackpot.

I could not believe it.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Thank you.
Let's go, Pam.

"Route info. Take your five crabs
to Cenang Beach

"and sell them to receive
your next clue."

Alright.
OK, Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go this way.
OK.

Alright, got the keys?
Yeah.

There's two cars here.

Let's go. Let's go sell some crabs.

Hello.
Hello.

Want to buy crabs?

Shall we try a restaurant?
Maybe.

I think the race is
a pressure cooker,

and Jackie wants to do the best.

And she wants the best
for everybody.

We'll ask these guys,
they look like they have money.

They don't.
Yes, they do.

The way she projects it is

that kind of getting
a little bit upset...

Darling, you!

Do you have 100 ringgits on you?

All we had to do is get
100 ringgits.

Sorry, I speak English a little.

Oh. I can't do it.

It was really quite frustrating.

They're crabs.
And I'm going to cry.

Do you have 100 ringgits on you?

Oh, do you know anybody that has?
Have you got any?

Sorry, no.
(BLEEP)

Would you like to buy them?
We're selling them. 100 ringgits.

Are you interested?

100 ringgits?
100 ringitts!

Yes! Yes!

What's your name?

Barry.
Barry.

I think they just felt sorry for us.

Thank you, Vicki and Barry.

So you don't want any?

We can dance!

BOTH: Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy,
shimmy.

(THEY CHEER)

Thank you very much.
Alright.

"Tonight, you will be camping
on the beach."

Oh, God.
I hope there's hot showers.

Far out.

Excuse me.
Yeah, ask her.
Excuse me.

The other teams are gone,
but then, all of a sudden,

this is when Jackie really came
into her element.

Oh, thanks, babe.

Please...
Please, I beg you.

I have 50 with me.

Will you take two for 50?

OK.

Thank you. Thank you.

Take your crab!
(SQUEALS) Ah, no!

At the end of the day,

what I love and respect about Jackie
is her fierceness.

I mean, it's inspiring.

Please, please, please, please.
I beg you.

Oh, you're giving me...?
Yes, I love you!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, God.
Alright, let's go.

We've done camping before,

but camping in a BIG4
caravan park in Australia

is very different to camping
in Malaysia.

Is there any showers?

Yeah. Look at this.

For real, that's the shower?
That's the shower.

That's the shower. That's the bath.
That's the amenities.

That's the toilet.

So you're saying you're going
to shit in the ocean?

I'm not going to shit.
You can just hold it in.

I haven't eaten for three days,
so it should be easy.

Everyone was quite jovial
and quite happy.

It was like, "Oh, this is a bit
of an adventure."

I don't mind sleeping outside.
Like, this would be beautiful.

Yeah, it is beautiful. I agree.

The view is beautiful.
I'm happy to be in the water.

Just really need a shower.

I thought, "God,
everyone's loving this!"

Kate's there going, "Try and smile.
You look like a princess."

And I'm going.
"I'm trying, but I just can't."

Have you ever camped?

I have. I have,
but it's not my favourite.

What about you?
Seeing this view...

Like, we don't do enough of
just stopping

and just, you know,
being present in the moment.

So I see that as
a beautiful experience

that most people actually
do not get to experience.

I kind of try and see the positives.

I found it really lovely
that we were able

to just take a moment
and just hang with the other teams

and find out about each other,

because when you're kind of all
sleeping together like that

in such a small environment,

you have nothing else
to do but bond.

It's actually really lovely
on the beach.

I think they're a good group
of people.

They are.

I think everyone's doing it
for the right reason.
Yeah.

We have to make our own dinner
and stuff, hey?

Let's get George to do it.
Yeah.

Survivor George,
the king of the jungle.

Oh, yeah.

He'll be in his element.

You need to use
your flirty pretty looks

and ask for 100 ringgits.

I need to weaponise Pam's strengths
on this race.

Have you got the lines right?
Yeah.

"Can you please help me?

"I need to get 100 ringgits
for all these crabs."

And I will stand in the background.

This is a two-pronged approach.

We're going to put in Pam
to lower the guard

of these vulnerable tourists.

Please, please. I need 100 ringgits
for these crabs, please.

And then I'll go in with
the hot sale.

Whatever you can afford,
please, guys.

What do we have to do?
Are you from Australia?

Oh, come, on, guys, please!
We are coming dead last, please.

What am I supposed to do with them?
Whatever you want.

Throw them in the water.
You'll be helping us.

Do a good deed.
Good things come around.

Would you pay 32 Australian dollars
for those five crabs, Pam?

Definitely not, George.
They were about this big.

They stunk and they were pretty
filthy.

Please, guys.
Please, please.

Help out the Aussies.
Alright.

Thank you so much.
Where are you guys from, though?

We're from Bankstown.
Sydney.

Where are you from?
From Melbourne.

Oh, come on!

Pam has fluttered her eyes
and flashed her teeth

more than I've ever seen
in 24 years of her life

to get this 100 ringgits.

That's a miracle! Two Australians.

Of course, the Aussies saved us!

100 ringgits for you, sir.

This is a clue.
Thank you so much.

"Tonight, you'll be camping
on the beach."

Yeah. I'm used to sleeping
on the sand on the beach.

Fantastic. Let's go.
Wow. Let's go.

George.
Hello?

George!

How many are here?
Thank God you're here.

Were we last again?

We were the last ones coming
into camp.

But camping's going to set
Pam and I in good stead.

We're in a survivor style
set-up here, mate.

Oh, that's exciting.
We need you.

You're the king of the jungle.

We don't know...
We don't know how to make a fire.

What playing Survivor
for 94 days has given me

is a lot of perspective.

The fact that I'm going
to be sleeping in a tent

out in the elements makes me happy.

And we're going to wake up
refreshed tomorrow

and ready to slay the race.

Today was a little bit
of a roller-coaster.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I feel like the more,
like, stressed I get

about not coming last,
the more we kind of bicker

or I get... It's not...

It's more, I get...
It's bickering. Yeah, we bicker.

I get, like, frustrated
really quickly.

Most couples that have been together
for 13 years bicker a little bit,

you know, but to be put into
a pressure cooker like the race

and to be, I mean,
we're bickering a little bit,

but, you know, it's no more than

if you're at home doing
what you do every day.

So I think we're doing alright.

You know, we feel like we've got
people relying on us.

I've got my baby boys at home
that I miss so much.

It's alright. It's alright.

They'll be proud.

The day that they can watch
this back, they'll be proud.

Yeah.

What have you...?

It's funny.

How are you finding it, man?

Like, you're 16
and, like, I was so dumb at 16.

And, like, the fact that you're,
like, racing around the world.

This is hard for all of us.
Yeah.

Like, you're doing so well.
Like, it must be crazy for you.

It's... It's a bit stressful,

but you come and see this
and you're like, "It's worth it".

How's your gorgeous boy?

He's grown up so much
in the last couple of days.

Like, it's quite an abrupt change.

Yeah.

Or maybe it was already there.

He's nailing so many
of the challenges, honestly.

I know.

It has been extraordinary to watch
this beautiful boy...

Thank you.
..grow into a man overnight.

Well, I would love to come
on a show like this with my son

when he's older
and to see him blossom

and he's going to come out of here
a man.

Yeah, I know.
You must be so proud.

He has pushed himself so hard
through challenges.

He's unbelievable at dealing
with pressure.

Like, I can't even imagine
trying to do something

like that at the same age.

It's just pretty cool to see it.
Mwah!

Goodnight, guys.

Your feet stink.
Oh, yeah.

Alright. Oh, bloody hell.

I hope we can walk in the morning.

Goodnight.

How are you actually feeling
about this scenario?

Well, I'm fine.

I think it's going to be a
lot of angry people in the morning

after they have a bit of a sleep.

We're literally sleeping
on the tarp.

There's no mattress.
There's no blanket.

Where's the blanket?

We'll need to roll these.

There's like a tiny little pillow.
That's it.

You literally do not fit
in this tent, bro.

Yeah, zip it up.

Get me back to the hotel.

Bro, get me to any hotel.

I'll stay in the backpackers
over this, bro.

Yeah, I'll stay
in a four-star hotel.

Alright, bro. I'll stay
at my parents house instead of this.

MAN: Sleeping under the stars
gives me energy.

I feed on people's weakness
and misery.

And a lot of those teams
looked upset there on the beach.

This is the turn of the tide for us
moving forward.

our celebrity teams are on their way
to the airport

for their flight to Penang.

We have to try and eliminate
any errors.

We're working really well as a team,
the past couple of legs,

and we've got to hope
we get a bit lucky.

And if all of that goes our way,

we won't finish the leg last.
Yeah.

Almost every single other team
had a negative reaction

to this camping situation.

And I'm telling myself,
what is wrong with these people?

Can't you rough it for one night
out in the elements

without having a hissy fit?

MAN: Mate, that was
the worst night ever.

I'm never going camping again.

Bro, I've got so many bites on my
feet because we had to have them

out of the bottom of the tent.
Camping sucks.

I'm never going camping again
the rest of my life.

Did they make those tents for kids?

Yeah. Let's go, Penang. Here we go.

Our teams are flying
to the island state of Penang,

just off the Malaysian mainland.

Penang is a melting pot

where Malay, Chinese
and Indian culture blend together

and the locals enjoy the diverse
food, art and architecture.

(TANNOY BEEPS)

MAN: We apologise
for the delays today.

Welcome to Penang.

Teams will be leaving the airport
in the order that they arrived

at last night's beach camp site.

What a punish.

Let's get the hell out of here.

To come from Langkawi to Penang
is a 23-minute flight,

but it took us 12 hours to get here.

There was delays...
OK, let's go.

..the planes are tiny.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

So you're just sat there,

usually listening to
George's Survivor stories

for three to 12 hours.

"Detour."

A 'detour' is a choice
between two challenges,

each with its own pros and cons.

And in this detour, teams
must choose between piles of tiles

and burn your boat.

Mah-jong is massive here in Penang,

especially for the Malaysian Chinese
who've lived here for centuries.

Sorry I'm late. Now, how do we play?

Oh, is that Waleed Aly?

In Piles Of Tiles, teams
will receive a bucket containing

hundreds of jumbled mah-jong tiles.

The aim of the challenge is to sort
through a bucket

of similar-looking tiles
to find one complete set.

Sounds simple, right?

What they don't know is there are 144
tiles in one mah-jong set.

(BELL DINGS)

If teams choose Burn Your Boat,
they must make

five complicated paper boats to the
demonstrators exacting standards.

Now, this may look like origami,
but it's actually

after life insurance.

Now, some Malaysian Chinese believe
that after a family member

passes away, they'll need money
to be comfortable after they pass.

And when they burn these
little boats, just like that,

the transaction is done.

I'm gonna need about two million
boats for my insurance...

..the way house prices are.

Once the team successfully fold
their boats and set them alight,

they'll receive their next clue.
(BELL DINGS)

Bad Tiles?
Do you think so?

It's going to be a lot of tiles.
It's like picture...

It's going to be like origami,
right?

Alright, tiles.
Yep.

OK.

Oh, pathetic.

Detour, OK.
Oh, it's a detour.

Piles Of Tiles or Burn Your Boat.
Oh.

Do you want to do that?
Piles of tiles it is. Let's go.

I've actually played
lots of mah-jong on my phone.

OK, a few years ago, but we thought,

"OK, surely that gives us
a bit of an advantage."

Piles Of Tiles?
Piles Of Tiles.

Piles Of Tiles, let's go.

HARRY: Let's do Burn Your Boat.
TEDDY: Burn Your boat?

Yeah. Let's set some shit on fire.
I'm angry.

Let's do it.

When we landed in Penang,
we honestly

were just not feeling well.

But we're in fourth place,
which is pretty good.

We're not quitters, so we're ready
to give it a crack.

Alright.
Are we going to Hin Bus Depot.

Burn Your Boat?
OK, let's go.

OK.

Piles Of Tiles, let's go.
Piles Of Tiles.

Probably the paper thing,
do you think?

Burn your boat.
Let's go.

Shall we go to the burning one?
I don't know.

I don't know how mah-jong works.

I hope we chose the right one.

I just thought the tiles
would be really hard, Mum.

We need to jump a few places
because yesterday we went back one.

We have to knuckle down.

Yeah, we've got to get this right.

I've seen my Chinese friends
play mah-jong where they do the bah!

I've seen it, but I don't know
anything about the game.

Yeah, I have no idea. We'll find out
when we get there.

I love playing mini mart. Hello.

Can we get a mah-jong set, please?

How many pieces per set?
Yeah, I don't know.

You don't know?

We were handed over a massive bucket
of mah-jong tiles.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

And we have to get one set
out of all these tiles.

The thing is, we didn't know
how many pieces are in a set.

OK, there's a...there's of four.

Let's get the numbers out first.

We know. Yeah.
That's four, right?

Uh, no, that's different.

Those two are different.
Oh, sorry. My bad.

There seems to be like,
a circle set.

That seems to be a line set.

It looks confusing as hell.

And instantly I'm regretting
the decision that we've taken.

I knew I should have paid
attention in Mandarin class!

Yes, please.

Three, four.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!

Alright. I'm just going to
tip them out very gently.

Turn them over so they're facing
the right direction.

Gee, there's so many tiles!

Alright. Thank you.

Couple of the other teams arrived.

The pressure was kind of cooking
because we knew it was

a really levelling challenge
that anyone could finish before us.

Do you understand
what they're doing?

Not really.

We're going to put these away
because we've done those four.

Darren and Tristan have only been
there for 10 minutes before us.

It'll be a chance
if we come in first place.

The twos, remember the twos?
We went back to doing this.

Done those, done those. Sixes.

Can't imagine making paper planes

is going to be more difficult
than this.

Alright, here we go.
Let's make some paper boats.

First people here at this challenge.

Oh, no.

Five.
Five, yeah? OK.

In total, we had to follow
a demonstration

where we had to make a paper boat.

I think the hardest part
is just remembering the steps.

This is the hardest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

There were so many details.

And if you didn't get it right,
you're not going to pass.

Oh, this is too tough.

Thank you.
Thank you, very much.

I think it's the right one, George.
Yeah, let's hope.

Watching a demonstration.

Oh, Pam and George are here already.
Everyone's here.

HARRY: I think the pressure
is starting to pile on.

I just felt like there was,
like, 30 steps.

Think there is. (CHUCKLES)

I'm scared now!

Um...
So that was the first step, right?

Am I doing it right?

Probably not.

This is very hard.

I kind of wish we were
sorting through tiles.

The boats are just so, like,
fragile.

And if you maybe overshoot
a little bit of the measurements,

it, like,
throws the whole thing off.

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!

I'm not even good at making
a paper aeroplane.

We're already tired.
We're exhausted.

Our brains are already
all over the place.

And I got a feeling that this is
going to be a struggle for us.

No.

All hope isn't lost.
We might not be lost anymore.

I'm confident Teddy's confused,

and we're going to finish
before 'em, OK?

We've got a showdown, Pam,

between us, Teddy and Harry,

Alli and Angie and Bec and Kate.

Pam and I have a simple strategy.

Don't come last, and don't go home.
Yeah.

We are caught up,

and this is the opportunity
that we've been waiting for.

Show me how you do this.

How many are we missing?
Four.

We got those, then we need...
We need a black one.

Oh, my God,
they're already stacking, Emma.

Check, please.
We have a check, please?

Thank you.

(BUZZER)

Alright. What are we missing, mate?
(BLEEP) No idea.

It's these ones.
We need to find those.

They're all pairs.

Do you understand
what they're doing?

Not really.

I've definitely heard of mah-jong...

(BLEEP) This is really difficult.

..because I grew up working
in a Chinese restaurant.

We'll start seeing repetition,
right?

I used to see them play
in the back...

Three threes. Isn't that a set?

..but I didn't know what it was.

There's just so many tiles.
This is so overwhelming!

It's really bloody confusing, man.

All those symbols
are completely different.

Like, you got some numbers
and you got some little houses

with little strokes of numbers,

and then you've got dots
and then you've got more dots.

I don't know how people
find this enjoyable.

(GROANS) It's so annoying.

Check, please.

(BUZZER)
No?

Oh, my God.
This is sooo out of whack!

Alright, this is looking good.

So are you just halving it,

pointing it at the top,
flipping it over, halving it,

putting it up to the top.

Bro, that looks like shit.

Well, I want to get it right once.

(CHUCKLES)

Just do it one more time, OK?

But slow folding, please.

There's a lot of steps.

We had to build these five
little boats, very detailed,

and they had to be perfect.

Wait, wait, wait.
Stuffed that up.

Shit.

Is that right?
Yeah, I think you've got it.

No, no, it's wrong.

And we just have to be
really patient.

Can we get a check, please?

Everyone was getting frustrated.

(BLEEP)

(MOUTHS INDISTINCTLY)

Each leg of the race
gets more stressful?

Oh, God, there are so many folds.

She's just going left and right
and all over the place.

The gold has to be
on the top of the boat.

Are we doing it the right way?

There's less teams, more of
an opportunity to get eliminated.

There's a lot. This is hard.

Let's do five at once
and keep coming back for each move.

Oh, good call.

Mum and I had a really good tactic.
We did all five boats at once.

Turned over and in.

In and in.

We would learn about five steps
at once.

Over in a diamond
and triangle them all.

You remembered the little shapes

that would hit at the end
of the three or four steps.

Open it up, diamond.

Fold this into a triangle.

And, yes.

I've got shaky hands. OK.

You're good? Check.
Check, please.

(BELL DINGS)
Yes! Thank you!

And it worked out really well.

And then it was time to burn, baby.

Now you're...
Oh, this is beautiful, Mum!

We had to put all five boats
in a little burner,

and then you light them all on fire.

It says the Chinese Malay

traditionally reflect on family
who have passed.

I think about your nana.

Your nana would be proud.

"It's getting late
and Beau is hungry.

"Head to the popular
Carnarvon Street Food Market

"to pick up some bachang
on your way to the next Pit Stop.

"Hurry. The last team to check in
may be eliminated."

BEAU: This temple was built to
worship the relatives of a tycoon.

It dates back to the 1800s
and is found in the grounds

of his opulent mansion.

And it's inside this temple

our teams must find me
at the Pit Stop for the fifth leg

of the Amazing Race Australia.

But, 'cause I haven't eaten yet,

they're grabbing me some of the
delicious local dumplings on the way.

How good?

That feels really good to get out
of a challenge first for once.

This is hard, but they got it done
so quickly.

Ah, like that.

We realised that we couldn't do
three steps at a time

and then another three.

It was kind of like doing one step
by one step by one step.

The last one, you did a good job.

Oh!

Yeah.
Yep.

It's good.
Yes!

Yes!

Thanks so much.
Thank you!

To family members, past and friends,
Nicole.

We were channelling our dear friend
Nicole Cooper.

We are racing for her foundation.

She was diagnosed with
stage four colon cancer

when her baby, Josh,
was only eight months old.

It's a brand-new charity

and it's a patient advocacy charity
for those with cancer.

She felt like family to us,
didn't she?

She certainly did.

She's just such an inspiration.

It's like Nicole is burning bright,
hey.

You're not giving up, just like her.
Mm-hm.

"Route Info. It's getting late
and Beau is hungry."

Oh, my goodness!

Alright.
What the (BLEEP) is going on?

Must be a symbol, right?
Not necessarily.

Jana and Cor are going
a completely different way.

One, two, three, four, five.

I think this is six.

That's in the correct order.
That's correct.

They've got two different types,
but we don't.

OK.
We've only got the same type.

Could that be it?

In the whole thing, you reckon?
Yep.

These two are different. Look.
Well done. Good job.

At that time, we're really stressed
'cause we actually realise

we're in front of
Darren and Tristan.

OK.

We've rearranged things.
It's all there.

Everything's there.
Check, please!

Yay!
Yay! Thank you.

Good job, buddy!

Alright. It's alright. We got this.

Wow, well done. So good, guys.

Passing Darren and Tristan,

we were kind of like,
"Yes! We can do it."

Any hints, guys?

We now see that it's possible
to beat them.

It was the first time
we'd been in front of the top team.

Alright. Ready?
Yep.

"Pick up some bachang on your way
to the next Pit Stop." Let's go!

Do you know, I used to play
professionally rugby league

for the Wests Tigers
when they were good? Yeah.

I was famous about 10 years ago.
12 years ago.

14 years ago.

Bachang? Bachang?

Hanging dumplings wrapped in leaves.
Bachang.

Please. Buy. Buy.

Yes.
20. Thank you very much.

Ah, thank you.

We couldn't see any other team
and deep down I'm like,

"I think we're actually
in first place."

We need to ask.
'Peran' mansion. Ask a local.

We're feeling really good
because I was like, "Mum, you know,

"we could potentially win a leg."

You're going to have to run
like stink.

Yeah.
If we get there first.

We kind of anticipated...
No, we hoped.

We hoped, sorry,
that we could come first.

There they are. Right in front.
Right in front.

Excuse me. Are these bachang?

We were super psyched and that's
when we saw Bec and Kate.

Five. We want five.

This?

He was really gunning for first.

Let's...
Mum, let's go!

We need to go...
No, walk and talk!

Can we please have those bunch
of five? Thank you.

We are super fans of
The Amazing Race.

We've watched it for many,
many years.

We would love to win a leg.

Jana and Cor were neck and neck
with us.

Excuse me. Do you know where
Peranakan Mansion is?

This way? Yes.
Yes. Quickly. Quickly!

It's the only way going to
overtake it.

She's an Olympian and he's
a 16-year-old six-foot-four boy

who'd have way more energy than us.

We are not going to be able
to catch them on speed,

but we might be able to overtake them
if they take a wrong turn.

Do we know they're going
the right way?

Peranakan Mansion?

First left and then right
onto Church. Thank you.

We chucked a right,
they chucked a left.

Lost the girls.
They've gone somewhere else.

Let's just keep going.
Oh, God!

But how is it possible?
Let's just ask someone. Stop.

I'm going to ask someone
for a phone.

It's so crucial to make no errors.

And we knew that Alli and Ang were

ahead of us, so we thought maybe
we could catch them.

Turn right on, what street's that?
Then left.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

It's 49. Alright. We're almost
there. We're almost there.

Yeah.

There's Alli and Ang up there.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

It's like, go! Ah!

Oh, is this it here? Here, here!
Where?

Run, run, run! Go, go, go!

Alright, we're almost there.

Keep going, keep going, keep going!

We thought we had a shot
at finally winning a leg.

We were catching Alli and Ang
who were right in front of us.

The green building.
Green building. On that side?

We're like, "Go!" Ah!

This side.
Up here.

Run, run, run, run!
Go, go, go, go, go!

We just got to find this place, bud.

I think it's probably the most
nervous we've ever been.

It's a bit of a roller-coaster.
Big day.

We've gone around and around
in circles and asked

lots of questions, but obviously
not had much luck with directions.

Would you stop going so fast?

We want to get there
and not be last.

Yes, I know.
We're not going to be last, Mum.

Let's just do it.

Run for Pit Stop.
Run, run, run, run!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Mum! Mum! Go, go!

Who is it?

Come on. We're gonna go left.
We're gonna beat them.

Oh, it's Alli and Angie, the girls!

(LAUGHTER)

Well done.

You girls and your long legs.
So hard to find it.

Welcome to Penang and to
Chung Keng Quee's Temple.

Thank you. It's stunning.
Thank you. It's so beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

Alli and Angie,
the first team to check in.

(ALL CHEER)

That means Bec and Kate,
second team to check in.

(ALL CHEER)

That was so close.
At the end, we could see you guys.

Your reward for coming first -
you have a hotel upgrade.

So, girls, enjoy that.

We have dumplings for you.
Oh, beautiful.

Are you hungry?
I'm always hungry.

We heard you were hungry.
Have you eaten?

Yes.
Oh.

Go rest and recover.
And I'll see you guys very soon!

Group hug! Get going!

Whoo!

I'm so proud of you, Mum. Like,
I can't believe we just did that.

I know we were a bit shocked.
We were shocked.

Thank you, Beau.
We have a beautiful sky suite.

This is our bed!

Look, this bed.

(LAUGHS)

That's a bit different to camping.
A bit different to camping.

(BOTH WHOOP)

Team Alli and Angie, baby!
Whoo-whoo!

And another team. Oh, here we go.

Ah!

Welcome to Penang.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Jana and Cor you are the third team
to check in.

BOTH: Yes!

No idea you were third?

I think he actually hoped
we were first. We got a bit lost.

Well, congratulations, guys.

Bring it in.
Thanks, Beau.

I'm sweating.
Keep looking after each other.

If you could pick any team to follow
in history from the NRL,

probably between 2007 and 2013,
who would it be?

Rrr!
Yes, come on!

Oh, I think
this is the year of tiger.

It is the year of the tiger!
Yeah.

No-one's told the Wests Tigers.
(CHUCKLES)

I am enjoying this.
This is relaxing.

We're in comeback town.

Pam and I were last
with Harry and Teddy.

We have turned things around
many times on The Amazing Race,

and we know we can do it again.

WOMAN: ..into a triangle.
To a triangle.

And then it looks like
a Star Wars spaceship.

Yeah, I think you've got it.

No. No, it's wrong.

We can beat the boys, Pam.
They look really flustered.

It's been a really long day.

It's so difficult
to focus on this challenge.

Feel really burnt out right now.

We are one boat away
from passing this challenge.

TEDDY: I was nervous.

George and Pam, we call them
our insurance policy...

Judge, please.

..because when we have a bad day,

we always know that we're going
to be in front of them.

Please, Judge.

Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

Who cares?

I hope this is the change
we needed in this race.

Thank you so much.
Thank you for having us.

Thank you, darling.

(BLEEP)

"Hurry. The last team
may be eliminated."

Oh, my God. We've got to go.
OK, let's go.

It was five, man.

Check, please.

Thank you.
Thanks, darling.

"Alright. The last team to check in
may be eliminated."

Alright, let's...let's go
and get some food.

Don't...don't knock these over,
babe.

How do we do this?

I've no idea. Two, three, four.
Check, please.

(BUZZER)
OK.

These could be in the wrong
place as well.

OK. Can I have a check, please?

(BUZZER)
Knew you were going to say that.

I know Cor finished ahead of us...

(BUZZER)
Sad times.

..so it's between us,
Emma and Hayley...

Check, please.
(BUZZER)

..and Jackie and Ben.

Makes me want to vomit.

This makes me want to vomit.

BEN: We're going to be here
all night.

In my head, I was thinking, like,

"Oh, well, we just have to put
all the tiles together."

"Like, match all the same tiles.

"And then from that,
we'll be able to determine

"what a single set looks like."

I couldn't figure it out.

Come on, babe. Let's go.
Shit. Where'd that go?

Check, please.
Can we have a check, please?

Thank you.

(BUZZER)

(WHIMPERS)

You can have a huge lead and you get
a couple of Chinese tiles

and all of a sudden
you're racing for last position.

Should we ask a local how many?
Yeah, yeah.

Come with us, camera crew.

Any of you guys play mah-jong?

'Mayjong'?
No.

Mah-jong? Never played?

Have you ever played mah-jong
before?

Oh, wow.
(BLEEP) Me either.

Do you know how to play 'mayjong'?
Mah-jong.

Yeah, a little.

Would you mind helping me
put it together?

Come have a look.
Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is one series.

And this one, one series.
Oh, awesome.

And this is one series.
Ah, I get ya.

Can I have a check, please?
Check, please!

Oh, she's doing the no face.

(BELL DINGS)
Oh!

You tricked me with that face,
you cheeky monkey.

Man!

Maggie, thank you so much.

"It's getting late.

"Pick up some bachang on your way
to the next Pit Stop.

"Hurry, the last team
gets eliminated." Shit!

TEDDY: Oh, yeah. Over there.
Over there. Bachang?

We made our way
as quickly as we could.

Hello. Bachang?

I'm feeling a little bit confident

that maybe we can make up
some places.

Some...some...ba..bachangs.

Let's go.

Do you have change?
No change.

OK. Thank you. Let's go.

Peranakan Mansion.
Please!

P-E-R-A-N-A...

What are you up to?
We never see you in this race!

Wait, are you going to the Pit Stop?
To the Pit Stop?

DARREN: If you're seeing George and
Pam, you're in a very bad position.

That (BLEEP).
Yeah, I know.

Where's she gone?
Bachang?

Bachang there.
WOMAN: The woman, the woman.

The woman!
Tough day.

It's so intense all day.

Left on Penang Street and then
it's on the right. OK. Thank you.

Oh, George.
Left on Penang Street, Pam.

Where's Penang?

You know you're in trouble
when you see George and Pam.

I know. (BLEEP). I'm stressing.

PAM: The boys are (BLEEP).

They didn't know
they were on Carnarvon Street.

Maybe that will save us, Pam.

We're wondering if you can help us
with some directions?

Oh, (BLEEP)!

Wrong direction again.
Classic Harry and Teddy move.

Do you know where
Peranakan Mansion is?

This way?
Thank you!

100% this way?

(MOUTHS INDISTINCTLY)

Don't listen to Danish tourists, Pam!

Do you like coffee?
Yes.

What's your coffee order?

Definitely not luwak,

which is the civet cat shit.

With the cat shit?
Yeah.

Guaranteed to taste like shit.

(GIGGLES)

We overtook Darren and Tristan.
It's a miracle.

You didn't know the other teams
with the tiles,

how long they were there for.

Darren and Tristan are a matter
of minutes behind us,

and every second is critical
in this race.

Hey, how are you?
Can you tell me where this place is?

Peranakan Mansion.
29, Church Street.

This way.
No, why are you going left?

Hey. Hey.

Yeah, this way. 150m. Let's go.

We walked right past that.

Pam, let's get going.
We've come so far, George.

Let's just turn right
and hope for the best.

You never know what happens
in this race.

Is this the mansion?
Found it.

Just hope we're not last, Pam.

George and Pam, wow, moving on up.

Brother and sister.
Oh.

George and Pam,
you are the fourth team to check in.

BOTH: Oh, my God!

Are you serious?
Dead serious.

Oh, my God. We've been last all day.
This is the highest we've ever been.

It's awesome to see you guys working
together and loving each other.

I feel like we're building momentum
when other teams are starting

to falter, and that's great.

Alright, bring it in. Well done.

I think what today shows
is you never give up in this race

because Pam and I were last
and we fired our way to fourth!

(CHUCKLES)
Ah.

Ooh, the hot shots.

Hello.

Welcome to Penang.
Thank you.

It's beautiful.
Thank you.

Darren and Tristan, you are...

..fifth team to check in.
Ah!

That's good.
I thought we might be eighth.

I thought we might be out.

It can all change in a flash!

Yeah.
Exactly.

I don't want to see you
slipping again, alright?

(CHUCKLES)
OK?

It's not a nice feeling
for us to go first to fifth.

Alright. This is it.

Harry and Teddy...

..you are the sixth team to check in.

Harry, what happened today?

I don't know. We're just tired.
We haven't had much sleep.

So, yeah, it's been a long day.

I'm not reading into it too much.
I think we had a bad day.

Um, I think we'll have to, you know,

get a mani-pedicure
later on tonight and...

..and just reset our heads.

Bring it in, brother.

I'm sorry.
(BUZZER)

What?

How about this, Janice?

How about that? Whoa.

I'm so confused.

No. Great. Good.
(BUZZER)

Yeah, that was a trick question,
Janice.

This was definitely the
hardest challenge mentally yet

because we just couldn't
make sense of it.

This is ridiculously hard, bro.

Ben and Jackie were also struggling.

Take out two rows.

We were basically
at the back of the pack,

so I was getting really nervous.

We started playing
with a few things,

removing stuff, putting stuff in.

It was complete trial and error.

..seven, eight, nine.

Ah!
One, two, three, four, five.

We were very panicked at that stage.

I feel like we need these pictures
on there.

We haven't got them on here.
Shall we try that?

Janice, check.

(BUZZER)
Janice.

I thought this was going to be like
snap or memory or dominos

or something of the three.

We were so wrong.
So wrong.

So should we do one of each
possibly?

Like one black and one red?

So we have...we have one of each.

One of each colour in the numbers.

Check, please. Janice.

Our good old pal, Janice,

who just loves to visit us.

(BELL DINGS)
(SHRIEKS)

(EMMA AND HAYLEY LAUGH)

I don't (BLEEP) know.

"It's getting late
and Beau is hungry...

Of course.

"Pick up some bachang on your way
to the next pit stop.

"Hurry. The last team to check in
may be eliminated."

Let's go! Let's go!

Can we check?
Can you have one more look at it?

(BUZZER)
Nope.

I don't know.

I don't even know
if we're doing this right. No idea.

I felt like Ben was deflated,

and Ben hasn't been like that
throughout the whole time

we've done The Amazing Race.

I feel like that this has put us
so far behind

that you've just got to give in.

No, I don't want to give in.

Let's go.
Like, just give it a crack.

I can't give up and I don't want
to give it up

'cause I know... I want to cry.
Why?

Why?

Oh, it's so...
Don't cry...

It's just roller-coasters
up and down.

So then I tried to tap into,

come on, maybe this is...this is
not it.

Like, come on, man, please.
Let's just go.

Just...just trust the process
for a minute and...

..let's go like that.

Get two of these and then
push it up and let's go check.

Check, please.
Check, please.

Ha-ha! Oh, (BLEEP)!

Please!

(BELL DINGS)
Yes!

Congratulations!
Yes!

(CHUCKLES)

Thank you.
Are you serious?

That was a headache.

A headache in a bucket.

(LAUGHS)

Alright!

"Pick up some bachang on your way
to the next Pit Stop.

"Hurry. The last team to check in
may be eliminated." Let's go.

Where's this?

29, Church Street.

Please. Quick. This is for a show.
Yes, Google for us.

Google for us.
Oh, we must...

Ben and I are racing for

the Moira Kelly
Creating Hope Foundation,

which is a very, very close charity
to our hearts.

Oh, come on, babe. We got this.
Hopefully we don't come last.

We just don't have to come last.

She takes children in and gets
them medical supplies or treatments

that they need that they can't get
in third world countries.

Emma and Haley are about
10 minutes in front of us.

Ben and I have to go, go,
go, go, go!

All we have to do is not come last.

OK, that wasn't good.
OK, let's turn back around.

Can we just double-check?

Let's go back.

Bachang? 'Bachung'?

Don't stop, Ben.

We're not stopping, man.
We've got this.

Hanging dumplings.

I think we need to ask someone,
Emma.

We could get overtaken at any point,
and we are so close.

It's just...it's terrifying.
We don't want to go home.

What if the bachang is closed?

BEAU: So the temple is a museum now?

Yes. The man who built it,
Chung Keng Quee,

he was a mafia boss.
Wow.

I've taken over the mantle.
Wow.

I'm the mama Mafia.

Wow. So you're... OK.

Can you please look after me
around here?

Because I need protection?

'Cause I have 'kidnapped'
written all over me.

Go, Ben.

Jackie, I'm losing my pants.
Babe, I'm following you.

We just, all we have...

We've got to look for
the hanging leaves.

Hello. Hello, sorry, sorry.
Hello, hello, hello!

Hello, hello.
Hello.

Can we please get five?
Thank you so much.

We knew that we were completely

at the bottom of the pack
at that stage,

so it was panic stations.

We need to find this mansion.

Find a food hawker
that sells bachang hanging...

This is it!
Yeah.

Every minute counts in this race.

Go, go, go, go!
Go!

Yes! Thank you, brother.

All we need to do is get to that mat
in front of another team.

No-one knows where Church Street is.

There's no Church Street.
We've lost it.

Excuse me. Where's this?

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
Just down here?

Further. How far?
Further down.

Amazing Race? I love you.
(ALL CHEER)

Nothing better than some drunk
Australians to give you some pep.

Oh, my God.
Maybe it's a little sign.

Just keep an eye out for signs
as well.

God, this is a hard one.

We don't want to go home.
We're not ready.

We haven't shown all of our
experience or all of our knowledge.

We've just got to find Beau.
Let's keep going.

I don't think this is Church Street.

JACKIE: I feel like
our whole journey

has been a once-in-a-lifetime
experience.

I don't want to be eliminated.

This is one of those ones

where it's always that
little bit further than you think.

As long as we don't come last, Ben.

Will this thing be it?

Do you think that's it?

EMMA: I'm completely lost.

HAYLEY: OK, you need to be
way more positive, Emma.

Oh, my God. It's right there.
Here we go.

(PANTS)

Oh, God. Oh, my gosh.

Welcome to Penang!

Emma and Hayley...

..you are the seventh team
to check in.

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

Oh, that's like... Wow.

We shouldn't have chosen
the mah-jong task.

It was way too difficult.

We should've just chosen
the straightforward one.

It's been a tough few days.

Yeah.
Well, terrific effort.

I'll see you soon.
Thank you so much.

Well done.
I wouldn't touch us.

Yeah, that's disgusting.
Wow, yeah.

Oh, Ben, we're done.

I can't look, hey.

(PANTS)

Welcome to Penang.

Ben and Jackie, you are...

..the last team to check in.

Yeah. Bummer, dude.

And...you are eliminated.

Your time on the Race is over.

Oh, bugger!

We gave it a good crack.
Yeah.

Do you know what it means?

It means we get to go home
and see our boys

who we have missed incredibly.

There's nothing to cry about, mate.

I just feel for Moira.

That's right. You just said her name
on national television.

Say it again.

The Moira Kelly
Creating Hope Foundation.

That is why we did this show.

You've had ups, downs,
tears, laughter,

but looking at you now
you seem stronger than ever.

Yeah.
Hey, chill, chill, chill.

It's OK. Alright?

Are you ready for the next...

..the next journey,
whatever that is?

I'm just ready to go home
and see my boys.

So am I, babe.

We love you guys. Bring it in!
Thank you.

One last hug. Yeah!

I'm so sweaty.
You are.

My hope is that my boys
will be inspired by Ben and myself,

just by being who we are,
you know.

It was a tough journey.

We just want them to just be happy
and healthy

and do whatever makes
your heart sing, man,

because there's only one life
and you got to live it.

Stick together, I love you
and I'll see you on the other side.

You are everything
that's good about this race.

Well done.

Thanks a lot.
Thank you.

Next time on...

..in Georgetown...

GEORGE: It's going to come
right down to the wire.

..the local speciality...
Bull penis?! It's massive!

..tests our celebs
like never before.

Agh!

They're vomiting
on each other's heads!

Face that way
if you're going to vomit.

Come on, Emma. Emma, come on.

And some hard labour
ignites a superstar showdown...

Eyes open, mouth shut.

This is not Survivor, mate.

..for a photo finish...

See ya!
Come on, sir!

It's an actual foot race.

There's it right there.
There's the finish line.

..leaves the celebrities ambitions...
This is the street.

Things can change
at the last second here.

As fast as you can!
..in ruins.

Your time on the Race is over.

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