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**
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Last day
of school, Ray.
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Got one more in you?
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[ Sighs ]
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You're gonna kill us!
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Aw, I love you, too.
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[ Tires screech, horns honk ]
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[ Beeps ]
Can't slow her down.
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[ Beeps ]
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Like mother, like daughter.
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"I like you as a friend."
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I like you, too.
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"See you next fall."
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"I forgive you."
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"Please quit texting me."
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Yeesh.
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I've really put myself
out there this year.
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What a sad,
interesting take.
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I have been rejected
by every girl in my grade.
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Huh. Except...
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Hello, Heather G.
Where have you been hiding?
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* School's out for summer
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No. No, no, no, no.
This isn't gonna work.
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Chill!
Everyone, listen.
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Single-file,
stay in line this way.
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One "Have a nice summer,
Love, JJ" stamp per person.
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All right.
Have nice summer.
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And be careful.
These knock-off Fabergé eggs
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are worth more than you make
in a year, if they fool people.
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No problem, sir. Also,
I appreciate how open you are
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about your dishonesty.
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* My school's
been blown to pieces *
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Get in there.
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Class: * Bah, bah
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* No more pencils
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* No more books
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* No more teacher's
dirty looks *
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Heather!
* Bah, bah
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Heather!
* Bah, bah
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[ School bell rings ]
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Heather!
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Heather G.!
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Wait up.
So, listen.
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You and I have nev--
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I like you as a friend.
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Summer!
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Maya: Ah, 10 weeks of camp,
70 days' worth of JJ outfits.
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Why so many changes?
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Won't they do
his laundry there?
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And trust them to use a
detergent mild enough for this?
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Are you mad?
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"Wait. I don't have 70 days'
worth of underwear."
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You do now.
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Ray and I no longer have any
days' worth of underwear, do we?
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You do not.
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This camp is awesome.
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Horseback riding,
river rafting, zip-lining...?
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All for kids
with disabilities?
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I'd hate to see
their insurance premiums.
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Fun, son.
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"It's awesome,
and I'm going to do it all."
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Just got to make sure
that knee's ready.
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Let's get back to it.
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You'll get there,
darling.
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You're gonna be
at that camp in no time.
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Are we okay here?
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Mom's not gonna see her baby
the whole summer.
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I thought
she'd be losing it.
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What are we on about?
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How surprising it is
that I'm holding it together?
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I know.
Shocking, right?
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Tell you what.
I am so proud of JJ.
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He is gonna get
the send-off he deserves.
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I will not allow
my emotions to ruin this.
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You're able to control
your emotions
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and contain yourself
like that?
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Never tried.
Let's find out.
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JJ's gonna have
a heck of a summer.
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This camp
looks really cool.
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So cool.
And good for him, you know?
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He's a great kid.
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The best.
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It's just...
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He's gonna have
this great summer,
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and we don't get
to do anything?
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Yes.
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And not that JJ
doesn't deserve this.
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I'd love
a beach vacation,
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but we spent the money we saved
for a trip on camp.
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Not that JJ
doesn't deserve this.
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What? All we get to do
this summer is fly on a plane,
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drop JJ off,
and then fly back?
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We don't get any say?
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[ Sighs ]
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Not that JJ
doesn't deserve this.
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Agreed. But, no, we don't get
much say in stuff like this.
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So if we can't fly
someplace fun,
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maybe we can make
the flight fun.
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We're gonna wear surgical masks
and cough on the plane
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so people think
we're getting them sick?
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[ Chuckles ] No, not again.
But I'll think of something.
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JJ, have you been doing
the exercises I gave you?
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He has. A lot.
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Yeah, I can tell.
No one ever does the exercises.
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Do you, like, feel better?
I mean, I really want to know.
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So is the knee ready?
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Oh, right. Hoping to head off
to camp, huh?
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Ah, camp.
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Some good memories, huh?
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Oh, no. Not at all.
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I was actually remembering
coming home.
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Oh. Then,
that was misleading.
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Yep. Came home early.
But I overdid it.
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Five weeks.
How long you going for?
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10?!
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Are you nuts?
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Well, you know, maybe it was
different for me.
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I'm really close
to my family.
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Well, JJ's actually
quite close to his.
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This family?
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Yeah?
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Okay, well, then,
camp's gonna be a challenge.
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But hey,
look on the bright side.
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Which is?
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Oh, gosh,
I have no idea.
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I guess I meant,
look for the bright side.
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Okay, then.
You're cleared for camp.
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[ Chuckles ] All right.
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So, um, what you got
going on this summer?
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What are you
so happy about?
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A random girl in a car
just looked at me and smiled.
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That tells me my problem
with girls isn't my looks.
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Wait. What's the one thing girls
who reject me have in common?
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They know me.
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So you want to go after girls
who don't know you.
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But once one gets
to know you,
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she knows you,
so, like, game over.
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But what if I'm not me?
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I'm interested.
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I just need to change
everything about me.
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Where do I start?
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The way you talk,
the way you breathe,
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the way you dress,
the way you chew --
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This is good.
Let me get a pen.
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All right, here we are.
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Our final meal
as a family for 10 weeks.
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I don't think I'm exaggerating
when I say
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this is the most dramatic
last supper in history.
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[ Chime ]
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"Can we just eat?"
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Yep. I made your favorite,
Dad's famous lasagna.
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"Big whoop."
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Hurtful.
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Also not anything someone
has really said for 20 years.
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Before we eat,
Dylan has a present for you.
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I wanted to make sure you're
only having good dreams at camp,
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so I made you
a dreamcatcher.
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Ray: "Big whoop."
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All right. JJ. Dylan worked
really hard on that.
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"I worked really hard
on something this morning, too.
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I had the good sense
to flush it."
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JJ, have you
hired writers?
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Can we just move on?
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Ray also has something
special for you.
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I'm just gonna read the room
and say "pass"?
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No, darling.
Don't be silly. Come on.
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I wrote a poem.
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"Song of the Wind."
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Nature sings her glorious song.
Tra-la-lee, tra-la-la --
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Okay, so maybe the poem
can wait.
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Lasagna?
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Dylan: "Barf.
Just give me cereal."
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JJ, what's going on?
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"Well, that poem sucked,
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and not even Garfield
would eat Dad's lasagna."
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Oh.
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So it's JJ who's gonna
make this terrible.
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Garfield
would eat my lasagna.
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Right, emergency family meeting
minus JJ plus Kenneth.
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Thank you for being here on your
first day off the clock.
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I just want to be clear
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that this will not be
a regular thing.
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I'm transitioning
into summer Kenneth.
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The shell necklace
is already on.
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It only gets more tropical
from here.
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Can we just
talk about JJ?
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I mean, he's being
such a jerk.
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Yeah,
a lying jerk at that.
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He said my poem sucked.
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Mom loved it.
What were your exact words, Mom?
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I said,
"That is a poem indeed."
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Is he "big whoop-ing"
you?
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All: Yes!
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I've seen that JJ before.
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He was stressed out
at school.
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He used the worst slang.
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I gotta say that stuff!
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Okay, so he's nervous about
missing us when he goes off.
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He's picking fights to make it
easier to leave.
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Well,
we can't have a big fight
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before he goes away
for 10 weeks, okay?
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We cannot take the bait.
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It's so hard
not to take the bait.
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You know that.
You love bait.
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I know, darling.
Bait is delicious.
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But it's off the menu.
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We can do this
for JJ's sake, okay?
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Do we all understand?
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-Yeah.
-Roger, dodger.
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-So he gets it from you.
-Fo sho.
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So, I was banging my head
against the wall
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thinking of which
not me to be.
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Then I realized they
just gave out a whole book
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filled with hot, popular guys
just waiting to be copied.
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Take yo-yo king
Jules Jackman.
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And this was
your first choice?
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Okay, get ready for Dad
to make something fun.
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I can get us a layover,
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a mini-vacation
in the middle of our trip,
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and you get to pick where.
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Okay, wow me.
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All right.
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Miami International
Terminal J.
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The lady is intrigued.
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Two miles
of moving sidewalks,
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bathrooms that are cleaned
every 20 minutes,
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and a tropical-themed
restaurant
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that makes you feel
like you're at the beach.
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Also, and this is
just a bonus,
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Will Smith considers Miami
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to be the city
where the heat is on,
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but the [ Mumbling ]
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Miami.
I want to layover in Miami.
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We'll take the bags in.
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Right, then!
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Time to say goodbye to JJ.
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[ High-pitched voice ]
Oh, I'm really gonna
miss you, JJ.
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[ Normal voice ]
Oh, don't worry van.
He'll be back soon.
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[ High-pitched voice ]
Not soon enough.
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He's the only person in this
family on wheels, like me.
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Oh, come on, darling.
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I'm just trying to have a bit of
fun before all the big good-bye.
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"I don't want
a big good-bye.
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I don't need the drama."
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Well I'm sorry, darling.
It comes as a package.
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You know,
it's like cable.
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If you want
"world's best mother,"
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you will have to order
"big goodbye."
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And Starz.
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You know what,
I'm gonna stay positive, okay,
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no matter
what you don't say.
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I know what that look means.
It doesn't bother me.
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Doesn't bother me either.
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00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,494
I'm a what?
That is enough!
255
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,063
Gosh, in a few hours,
256
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,966
you're gonna have
the whole summer to yourself.
257
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,301
"And you can get
your own life."
258
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,970
Oh, thank you.
I will.
259
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,973
I'll work on that as soon
as I've got you in the cabin.
260
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,175
"Why wait?"
What?
261
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,145
"Spare us both.
Don't come."
262
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,482
You don't mean that.
263
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,519
Fine,
have a nice summer, JJ.
264
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:23,523
**
265
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,431
-Maya speaking.
-Hello, Formal Maya.
266
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,100
You made your point.
Come on back.
267
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,968
No, I'm not coming back.
JJ doesn't want me.
268
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,336
Honey, stop it.
269
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,271
He's going away
for the whole summer.
270
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,673
You don't want to
miss this.
271
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:44,344
No, I don't, but I want to give
him the best goodbye I can,
272
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,114
even if that means
I'm not there.
273
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,149
The four of you
will be fine.
274
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,551
Four?
What, I have Ray and Dylan?
275
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,721
Oh, I am terrible at this!
Come back.
276
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,890
**
277
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,226
I found it --
the guy I want to be.
278
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,894
[ Chime ]
Eben Dryer.
279
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,396
He's cool.
Check out his picture.
280
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,565
Dylan:
"Photo not available."
281
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:09,369
So, we're all interested
because of the mystery.
282
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,204
Pretzels or peanuts?
283
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,672
I don't know.
284
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,307
You tell me.
285
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,843
You know what, take both.
286
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,246
See that?
287
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,749
If I applied that
to a romantic situation,
288
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,885
I'd have two girlfriends.
289
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,386
What time is it?
290
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,723
* Bath time!
291
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,724
Oh.
292
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,492
Hello, Maya.
293
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,327
I thought you were
gonna be on a plane.
294
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,263
Were you planning on staying
here while we were gone?
295
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,565
No.
296
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,699
But why are you here?
297
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,534
Oh, JJ said
he didn't want me.
298
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,404
Well, isn't there
some big goodbye tonight?
299
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:48,175
A bonfire that you don't have to
ruin for him to be included in?
300
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,277
Come on.
You want to see that.
301
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,113
Of course I do.
But I shouldn't I listen to him?
302
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,782
Maya, he needs you.
303
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:55,849
No, he doesn't.
304
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,384
I packed everything he needs,
305
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,453
got him prepared emotionally,
physically, socially...
306
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,522
You're convincing me
JJ doesn't need you
307
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,624
and not making fun
of this outfit
308
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,760
the day after
I stop working here?
309
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:10,063
We have about an hour
until our next flight.
310
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,532
Dylan and I were gonna
go on an adventure.
311
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,868
Your mom's not here,
so it's your lucky day.
312
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,772
You're welcome to come
experience the riches of Miami!
313
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,807
...Airport.
314
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,475
"I'm fine here."
315
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,111
Mysterious kid?
316
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,813
Do I want to come?
-No time for this.
317
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,448
Be here for your brother.
Call me if there are any issues.
318
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,917
Maybe I will, maybe I...
319
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:30,884
Ray!Ray!
320
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,319
Okay, I will.
321
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,288
Commencing vacation
in tres, dos, uno...
322
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,489
Miami!
323
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,826
Okay, here's why
you're going.
324
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,560
Sit down.
325
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,262
Dear God, you listened.
326
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,430
I know, it's madness.
327
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,466
JJ is not a "disabled" boy.
328
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,768
He is a boy.
He will push back.
329
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,103
Kenneth.
330
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,772
JJ's biggest fits
of stubbornness
331
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,943
come right before
his biggest spurts of growth.
332
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,112
You read the book --
my JJ Care Book.
333
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,014
Over and over.
334
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,315
And it's right.
335
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,451
Except for that part about
the transfers to the bath --
336
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,019
I think I have a better way
to do that.
337
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:06,954
Yeah, like bloody hell
you do.
338
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,421
There she is.
339
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,158
You used my own words
to sway me.
340
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:15,695
Such intelligence from a man who
smells so strongly of coconut.
341
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,131
Okay, let's go.
342
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,667
I've got one of Jimmy's
airline vouchers left.
343
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,003
It's a long flight,
and I don't like to drink alone.
344
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,304
Oh, you can not drink.
345
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,506
Do you have any idea
how stupid you sound?
346
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,275
This is good.
It gives me a good excuse
347
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,377
to get out of something
I should not have said yes to.
348
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,880
I told a friend
I'd help him move.
349
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,714
Hey, buddy.
It's Kenneth.
350
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,316
Listen,
a work thing came up,
351
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,051
and I'm not gonna
be able to make it.
352
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,288
No, no, no, no!
You do not cancel on me!
353
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,489
Are you nuts?
-Okay, dog.
354
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,556
Are you kidding me?
355
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,724
[ Phone beeps ]
356
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,894
He said he'd find
someone else.
357
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,129
[ Indistinct announcement
on P.A. ]
358
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,865
Somehow it's less impressive
than I imagined.
359
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,634
How can you say that?
What about those bathrooms?
360
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,204
Mine was being cleaned
while I was in it!
361
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,338
And here we are.
362
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,540
This is the reason
why we're here.
363
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,378
Oh, you've gotta be
kidding me.
364
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,181
[ Sighs ]
365
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,583
Dad, it's okay.
366
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,152
It's you.
You'll make it fun.
367
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,186
[ Scoffs ]
368
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,587
What?
369
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:18,158
Sweetie, I wish
I didn't have to, for once,
370
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,394
roll the fun boulder
up a hill of suck.
371
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,431
You play along while I try
to wring a drop of joy
372
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,267
out of a blackout
or running out of gas
373
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,536
or a great-aunt's funeral.
374
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,938
I loved playing
"Who's Next?"
375
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,505
Don't.
376
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,408
I don't want to take lemons
and make lemonade.
377
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,411
I want to show you
the real thing,
378
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,381
obvious fun,
just one time.
379
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,918
Come on, Daddy.
380
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,055
**
381
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,557
I feel like a dog!
Whoo-hoo!
382
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,659
We're all dogs in Miami!
383
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,230
Whoo!
Whoo!
384
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,232
Actual fun!
385
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,735
Enjoy it, sugar, for both
of the seconds we have left.
386
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,538
[ Squeals ]
387
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,374
I love Mi--
We gotta go.
388
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,341
I love Miami!
389
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,049
Ah, the great outdoors.
390
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,284
It's so peaceful.
391
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,452
A man can be alone
with his thoughts.
392
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,821
Yeah, I did have
a lot of potential.
393
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,257
There was always an excuse,
wasn't there?
394
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,459
Dad?
395
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,961
Yeah, yeah.
396
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,963
Camp!
397
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,831
Hi.
The name's DiMeo.
398
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,066
JJ DiMeo?
399
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,334
She's here!
400
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,336
We're kind of obsessed
with your mom.
401
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,938
She called a lot, asking about
the water pressure, the menu,
402
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,308
whether the T-shirts would bring
out the green in your eyes.
403
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,475
They do. We're good.
404
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,943
Oh, thank God.
405
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,979
Um, where is she?
406
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,749
Welcome to cabin 3.
407
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,485
Looks like there's
just one bunk left.
408
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:58,358
"That's a top bunk.
I can't do that."
409
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,993
You'll be just fine.
410
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:09,702
"Tell me I'll be okay.
Give me a Mom speech."
411
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,771
Well, I obviously
can't match her
412
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,940
for rousing,
inspirational content,
413
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,709
but I do think
I've -- I've got the accent.
414
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,645
Oi, love!
415
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,547
Ooh, wow,
no, I can't do any of it.
416
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,484
Ooh!
417
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,219
Welcome to Maine.
418
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,055
Which camp are you
trying to get to?
419
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,789
We don't have much
going on here.
420
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,524
Oh, right. Well, that one.
We're terribly late,
421
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,160
and I've got to say goodbye
to my baby boy.
422
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,328
I don't suppose there's any way
you could give us a ride.
423
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,729
I'd like to help.
424
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,598
But I should warn you,
I don't have a car.
425
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,669
Hi!
Do you work here?
426
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,704
I don't know.
427
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,140
Do I?
What?
428
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,309
I need help opening this chair
for my brother.
429
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,343
And if you don't work here,
430
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,678
I'm supposed to
report you right away.
431
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,080
Security!
432
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,347
Wait, wait, wait!
433
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,982
No, no.
I'm like you.
434
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,718
My brother actually uses
this exact wheelchair.
435
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,888
You just have to
un-click here and...
436
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,825
You're a life saver.
437
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,061
So, why were you
being weird before?
438
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,998
Long story. I was having
trouble talking to girls.
439
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,566
You were?
440
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,102
You seem sweet.
441
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,103
I am sweet!
442
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,837
[ Chuckles ]
443
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,838
I'm Ray.
444
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,340
I'm Taylor.
445
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,410
So, I should get this
to my brother.
446
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,777
And then go counsel.
447
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,215
Would you like
to walk with me?
448
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,550
I'd really,
really like that.
449
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,853
Can't be far now.
450
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,224
Where there's bon-smoke,
there's bonfire.
451
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,828
Oh, the sidewalk ends.
Should we leave the chair here?
452
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,472
Campers: * She'll be driving six
white horses when she comes *
453
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:56,243
* She'll be driving six white
horses when she comes *
454
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,578
* She'll be driving
six white horses *
455
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,547
* She'll be
driving six white horses *
456
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,416
"Wow, actual big-whoop."
457
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,084
[ Laughter and shouting ]
458
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,421
Yes, it is
a tremendous whoop.
459
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,291
**
460
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,127
"I think I'm gonna
love it here."
461
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,795
Good.
462
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,730
Miss Mom a little less?
463
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,332
"More."
464
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,970
[ Helicopter whirring ]
465
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,118
JJ!
466
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,020
JJ!
467
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,091
Hello!
I need to find my son.
468
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,760
Have you established
a social order yet?
469
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,696
Where's your most popular
camper?
470
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,030
Maya! Kenny!
471
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,333
Hello! Hold on.
472
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,535
Oh, I'm sorry.
473
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,671
You didn't want a scene,
but I had to come.
474
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,309
I tried to find a reason that
you'd need me, and I couldn't.
475
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,877
So...I came for me.
476
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,314
I needed to see you.
477
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,217
I needed to see this,
and I needed to say goodbye.
478
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,386
So, I'm sorry if you don't want
me here, but I came for me.
479
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,991
"I want you --"
H-E -- "here."
480
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:23,396
And that is why I came,
for you.
481
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,138
This moment brought to you
by Summer Kenneth.
482
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173
I asked
for two minutes.
483
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,210
Anyway, all of the girls at
my school talk to each other.
484
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,680
Why am I telling you how every
girl I meet doesn't like me?
485
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,482
Not that I want you
to like me.
486
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,517
I like you as a friend,
maybe more.
487
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,486
I don't want to rule
anything out.
488
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,488
Remember when I helped you
open that wheelchair?
489
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,022
That sure was nice.
490
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,924
I like you, too.
491
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,860
As a friend.
492
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,428
With nothing ruled out.
493
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,398
Oi, Ray!
Time to go.
494
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,899
Already?
495
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,434
Maybe we can meet after camp.
Where do you live?
496
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,035
California.
497
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,905
I live in California,
Orange County!
498
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,674
What?
I live in Orange County!
499
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,208
This is unbelievable!
500
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,381
Listen, Taylor,
I know this is fast,
501
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:18,184
but will you be my summer
pen-pal girlfriend?
502
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,254
Oh.
503
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:25,958
Actually, I already have
a summer pen-pal boyfriend...
504
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,894
...is what I'll tell
the next guy who asks
505
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,195
'cause I'm your pen-pal.
506
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,863
You faked me out!
507
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,599
Your sense of humor
is as wicked as mine!
508
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,833
I love us!
509
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,417
"Thanks
for bringing me here.
510
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:54,153
I'm sorry I was
a jerk about it."
511
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,088
I'm glad you were.
512
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,958
It kept me from being sad
until this very moment.
513
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,894
-We love you, buddy.
-You'll have fun.
514
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,263
Yeah,
but not too much fun.
515
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,766
You got this, baby boy.
516
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,612
JJ!
517
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,013
JJ!
518
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,955
I have a girlfriend!
519
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,028
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