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[fanfare plays]

[lively fanfare plays]

Oh, how do you do,
ladies and gentlemen.

My-my name is, uh, Slick Slavin,

and I'm just out here
for a moment or two

to kind of, uh, kind of
warm up the, uh, the show,

kind of warm you up
for the movie that's about to follow.

And I...
Oh, Mother!

How are you?
So good to see you. Dad.

Hi, Dad. How come
you're not sitting together?

Oh.

Melvin. Melvin, a little chocolate
on your face, Melvin.

Let me get it off.
There we are.

Uh, Melvin, you might as well take that,
share it with your friends.

But, uh, anyway,
while I'm out here, I'd like...

[engines drone]

How do you like that? A plane in my act,
and it's not even third dimension.

Well, what are you gonna do?

Goodbye, 2-D!
Bye, 2-D!

I tell you what,
ladies and gentlemen,

probably a lot of you folks
have been thinking

about how your various Hollywood stars
will look and sound in 3-D.

So, I more or less would like
to show it to you,

and, uh, I'd like to sing
a little song that I wrote--

That I wrote!
- - a little song that I wrote

entitled "My Heart ls
Owned and Operated by You."

And in the song, we'll more or less
explain the rest to you as we go along.

Here we go.

♪ Now, ever since I met you ♪

♪ I've been like a robot ♪

♪ I do the things you tell me,
and you know it ♪

♪ Oh my, what am I to do? ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

Now, Cary Grant will probably look
and sound in third dimension

something like this,
singing the same song.

[as Cary Grant]
♪ Now, ever since I met you ♪

♪ I've been like a robot ♪

[normal voice] "Robot" sounds
like a plug for a picture!

[as Cary Grant] ♪ Do the things
you tell me, and you know it ♪

♪ Oh my, what am I to do? ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

[normal voice]
Jimmy Stewart doing the song.

[as Jimmy Stewart]
♪ When we're out together ♪

♪ Gee-- gee y-you treat me funny ♪

♪ You talk about the weather,
but-but oh, honey, I-I want love ♪

♪ What can I do? ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

[normal voice]
Ronald Colman doing the song.

[as Ronald Colman]
♪ Oh ho, if you could please me ♪

♪ Instead of tease me ♪

♪ Ha! That really would be,
would be fine ♪

♪ Instead you taunt me--
ha ha! You idiot, you ♪

♪ When you should want me ♪

♪ Day and night, night and day,
for you, I pine ♪

[normal voice]
Once again Grant. I do four.

[as Cary Grant]
♪ So if you'd only show me ♪

♪ Bits of affection ♪

♪ I'd be in the White House
with the next election ♪

♪ But oh my,
it's sad but it's true ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

Jimmy Cagney doing the song.

Now, Cagney walks
like he's a little out of balance.

Jimmy Cagney.

Used to work in silent pictures.

Here's a fella makes $10,000 a week,
can't afford a belt.

[as James Cagney] ♪ My heart
is owned and operated by you ♪

♪ When we're out together,
gee, you treat me funny ♪

♪ You talk about the weather--
mmm ♪

♪ But oh, honey ♪

♪ I want love, but what can I do? ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

[normal voice] Humphrey Bogart
doing the song. Humphrey Bogart.

[as Humphrey Bogart] Okay, Rosie,
I can't stand those leeches.

Come out of that washroom
and come out clean.

Larry Parks from The Jolson Story.
Larry Parks.

We've been working on this for months.

[no audible song lyrics]

God bless you,
I didn't think you'd get it.

Peter Lorre doing the song.
Peter Lorre, what talent.

[as Peter Lorre]
♪ Mmm, ever since I met you ♪

♪ I-I been like a robot, Sydney ♪

♪ I do the things you tell me,
and-and you know it ♪

♪ Oh my,
what-what am I to do? ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by-by you ♪

You see the little earthworm,
he has no one to play with.

[stammering]
I cut you in half.

Now you have someone to play with.

Hey, there's a clever line...
Swell.

Sydney Greenstreet doing the song.
Greenstreet. Wow!

[as Sydney Greenstreet]
♪ Oh, Peter ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

[muted chuckle]
♪ if you could please me ♪

Mr. Lorre, drop that knife.
Drop that knife, Mr. Lorre.

Drop that knife! Haven't I taught you
to eat with a fork?

[normal voice] Hey, there's
a good one-- Maybe not.

Charles Laughton doing the song.
Laughton. Wow.

[as Charles Laughton]
♪ Oh, if you'd only show me ♪

♪ Bits of affection ♪

[normal voice] By the way,
ladies, this is very reducing.

[as Laughton] ♪ I'd be in the
White House with the next election ♪

♪ But oh, my,
it's sad but it's true ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

[normal voice] And this is how
I'll look and sound in 3-D.

♪ If you could please me
instead of tease me ♪

♪ That really would be fine ♪

♪ Instead you taunt me
when you should want me ♪

♪ A-day and night,
night and day, for you, I pine ♪

♪ Well, if you'd only show me
bits of affection ♪

♪ Say, I'd be in the White House
with the next election ♪

♪ But oh my, it's sad but it's true ♪

♪ My heart is owned
and operated by you ♪

Thank you so much,
ladies and gentlemen.

And, uh, well, I guess now we're
gonna kind of get on with the show.

I want to say that I certainly hope
to see you real soon

in this very same theatre.

So, God bless you. We'll see you.
Now, on with the show.

[closing fanfare plays]

[low, crackling hum]

[ominous music plays]

[ominous music continues]

[percussive music plays]

[bell motif plays]

[mysterious music plays]

[foreboding music plays]

[ominous music plays]

[majestic music plays]

[toy ray gun whirrs]

[whirring continues]

- [Carla] Am I dead?
- You're disintegrated.

Good. Does that mean we can
play house now? You promised.

[innocent music plays]

These woods are full of spacemen.
It's either them or us. Come on.

[toy ray gun whirrs]

[innocent music plays]

[hammer tapping lightly]

Spacemen, you must die!

Did you say something?

He says we must die.

Oh, we-- Well, if you insist.
But come here.

[wind howling through cave]

Wouldn't it be nicer if we
could live at peace with each other?

Okay, I'll be from a friendly planet.

Good. Does that mean
we can play house now?

No. I'm friendly, but I still have
to find out what they're doing here.

We-- we are archeologists, boy,
people who try to find out

what men were like way back
before they could read or write.

The only way to pass on what they
knew was through pictures like this one.

You see, our job is
to chip it out carefully

and take it to a museum
so people can study it.

Gee! Are you scientists?

[laughing] It's even better than
being cowboys, huh, Professor?

You bet!

Was he a spaceman robot?

As far as we know, there were
no spacemen in those times,

and robots either.

He looks like some of those people
I saw last time I was on Pluto.

Oh! [laughs]
What's your name, son?

[Martha]
Johnny!

Uh-oh, Johnny,

it looks like you've stirred a little
outside of your orbit, doesn't it?

- [Alice] Carla!
- Here we are, in the cave.

My mother and sister.
Bet you'd like her.

No doubt.

[Martha]
Johnny, that wasn't fair.

[Alice] You kids promised
you'd take a nap right after lunch

if we took you on this picnic,
and off you scoot!

I hope he hasn't given you
any trouble.

Not at all. Johnny,
at the camp I used to go to,

we used to have to take a nap after lunch,
right up until we were 14.

- You did?
- Sure.

Will you be here when I get back?

If we are, you are welcome
to join us.

[Martha chuckles]
Fine.

Come on, come on, quit stalling.

[majestic music plays]

[innocent music plays]

[Martha sighs]

Here, dear.

There you are.
Take this too, darling.

Fine.

You want to take that?

If Dad was still alive,
I bet he'd let me stay.

I don't think he would, John.

Say, are we ever gonna have
a new father around our house?

I don't know, dear.
Would you like that?

If we do,
I hope he's a big scientist

that makes rocket ships
and things like that.

[mysterious music plays]

[suspenseful music plays]

[ominous note plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[repeating tone]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[beasts roar]

[thunder crashes]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[spectral music plays]

[mysterious music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles,
tone repeats]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[ominous music plays]

[dial clicks]

[static]

[mysterious music plays]

[buzzing tone]

[whistling and buzzing]

Extension Ro-Man, XJ-2,
reporting to Guidance Ro-Man.

I salute you.

[Great Guidance]
You are late 14 minutes!

Gravitational pull
is stronger than reported--

.7652 higher than our planet.

Accepted. Report.

May I ask first for other news?

Granted. No life has been
discovered on any other planets.

Earth is our only rival.

Was, Great Guidance.

The Hu-Man knew
about atomic energy

but had not mastered the cosmic ray.

Wherever I directed the calcinator beam,
they crumbled.

At first, the fools thought it came
from one among their many nations.

They began destroying each other
with hydrogen bombs.

I announced myself to keep them
from wiping out cities,

which will give our people
much amusement.

Too late,
they banded against me.

Their resistance pattern
showed some intelligence,

but all are gone now.

The way is clear for our people.

I want facts, not words.

Fact A: My pulse has been
reduced to plus-zero-zero.

Reject! Error!

Error? But Great Guidance,
I have proved it!

My energizer has scan-checked
by square feet.

No life above
Lepidoptera level exists.

My computator is more accurate.

In the 22nd category,
there is an error of 16 billionths.

The Great One is never wrong.

Then there are perhaps
eight people left on earth?

Not perhaps. Precisely.

Find and destroy them,
then report back.

[static]

[ominous music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[buzzing and crackling]

[Johnny shouts]
Hey, Pop!

[shushing]

[quietly]
Pop.

Martha, it's all right!
He's here!

Pop, what do you think...?

I've a good mind to give you a thrashing.
Didn't we tell you

never, never, never to go outside of
those wires without our permission!

Martha! Anger won't keep the boy
from doing it again.

We must tell him why.

You know the terrible things
that have happened

when Ro-Man landed on earth.

The only reason we are still alive

is that your sister Alice and I
worked out a way

to reflect his deadly beams
away from the house.

He can't see us,
he can't hear us,

but one word spoken
outside the barrier

and he will be down on us.

Do you understand that, Johnny?

- But I saw him!
- [Alice] Saw who?

Ro-Man. He's in the cave
at the end of the ravine.

Then he's found us out.

Not yet, or we'd all be dead by now.
Are you sure?

I was in the cave, painting his picture
the way we saw him on the viewer screen.

Why were you doing that, Johnny?

So in case he did wipe out
the human race,

there'd be some record
of how it happened.

Go on, go on.

I heard him coming,
ducked out just in time.

Looked to me like he was
making it his home.

Why here? Why so close?

Maybe we could kill him,
huh, Pop?

No, Johnny. The armies of
the entire world tried and failed.

We have thrown everything
we had at him, but he's impervious.

Unless we can find his weak spot.

Could I have
just a little water, Mom?

Yes, dear.

But why here? Why here?

[electricity buzzes and crackles]

Perhaps we're the last people
on earth, Dad.

He senses our presence and keeps
calculating closer and closer.

I don't believe that.

I'm sure there were
some other scientific minds

capable of rigging a foil
to prevent detection.

If we only could find a way,

only one way of
communication with each other.

Do you think we still have
a garrison on the space platform?

Ro-Man hasn't destroyed that yet.

Well...

It could be. If we only
could get through to them.

But why should we succeed
where others failed?

Don't you talk like that, dear.

[intense tone]

[whistling and buzzing]

This may be them!

Maybe they are coming through
from the space platform.

[resounding tone]

Hu-mans, listen to me.

Due to an error in calculation,
there are still a few of you left.

You escaped destruction
because I did not know you existed.

Now I know you are watching.

I see five of you
who have not been destroyed.

Show yourselves, and I promise you
a painless death.

Just the five of us left?

But this is incredible!

It means that Roy's gone too!

I'll bet Alice is happy,
the way they used to fight.

Don't say that, Johnny.

Roy was a great scientist.

I would have never developed
the serum without him.

The trouble was he wouldn't admit
I was good in my field.

Anyone who could fix
that view screen

after what that blast did to it
is better than good.

Oh. Easy, easy.

I'm sorry.

Seems silly after all the terrible
things that have happened...

to go to pieces over one miserable,

egotistical, impossible guy!

[sobbing]
Poor Roy!

[mysterious whine]

Do you wonder what happened
to your fellows?

Watch them.

[calcinator ray crackles]

[calcinator ray crackles]

My calcinator beam
wiped out your last legions,

your last scientists
in their deepest shelters.

Everyone but you few.

There is no escape from me!

Very well. I will recalculate.

Your death will be indescribable!

Fool Hu-Mans!
There is no escape!

Perhaps we should talk to him--
try to arrange a truce, make peace.

He would be able to plot
our position immediately.

If Ro-Man wants us,
he should calculate us.

[wind howling through cave]

[howling continues]

[sharp crackle, eerie tone]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[mysterious music plays]

[high-pitched whirr]

[dial clicking]

[static]

[calcinator ray crackles]

Have you made the correction?

I need guidance, Great One.

For the first time in my life,
I am not sure.

You sound like a Hu-Man,
not a Ro-man.

Can you not verify a fact?

I meshed my LPI
with the view screen auditor

and picked up a count of five.

Error! Error!
There are eight!

Then the other three still elude me.

And all escaped detection
by the directional beam.

Is it possible they have a counter-power?

And if they have, reduce!

Correlate! Eliminate error!

Is this not the law?

I will find them, Great One.
Trust me.

And if the C-ray fails,

I will use physical means.

Planet Earth can revolve once more.

Then you must either report success
or I will sentence you for failure!

[menacing music plays]

[buzzing and crackling]

[stones thudding]

[Professor]
Shh! It might be Ro-Man!

[Alice] if the atomic guns
can't stop him...

[Professor]
It's not for him, it's for us.

[stones thudding]

Hi there! Anybody home?

- [Professor] It's Roy!
- [Martha] Roy! He's alive!

[Martha laughs]

Do you know who's in the cave
at the end of the ravine?

- Ro-Man.
- Ro-Man.

Well, I-I was as close to him
as I am to you.

So was I.

But he didn't know that I was there.

- Do you know why?
- Maybe you're not worth noticing.

Well, now I know I'm in the right house.

Yes, and a moment ago, she was
crying because you were dead.

[laughs] You didn't have to waste
any tears on me, honey.

I bear a charmed life!

Ro-Man spoke to us
over the view screen.

He said that we are the last
five people on earth.

Is he lying, or are there
any other people?

Two more: Jason and McCloud.

But why them?
That doesn't make sense.

Oh, doesn't it? Look, the Professor
here spends his entire life

trying to discover a serum,
an antibiotic serum

that will cure all diseases,
even the common cold.

And thanks to his
wise choice of assistants,

he manages to achieve his goal.

And so, who does he experiment on
with his first injections?

Himself, his family, myself,
and Jason and McCloud.

Therefore, the great antibiotic

is also the immunizer
to Ro-Man's death ray.

And I thought it was the electronic
barricade around the house!

Well, that may prevent Ro-Man
from finding us and blowing us up...

Which is nothing.

...but against the sweep of
the death ray, it's powerless.

No, the serum, that's the thing.

Couldn't you find
any more in the lab?

[Roy] Plenty.
But I didn't bring it.

Why?

Because we managed
to gather enough fuel

to take a rocket ship
to the space platform,

and there's enough serum on board
to immunize the entire garrison there.

Does the garrison know you're coming?

Well, how could I tell them
without letting Ro-Man know too?

They know what's going on down here.

They'll figure it's Ro-Man
and blast the ship right out of the sky.

We'll have to get word
to the space platform, that's all.

Jason and McCloud take off
in two days.

On foot, it would take me
longer than that to get back there.

We'll have to rewire the circuits
on the view screen

so that we can broadcast
without Ro-Man picking it up.

But such a complicated job
in two days?

Well, at least I can try.

If I only had a decent assistant

who could take orders
instead of trying to be the boss.

I'm bossy? You're so bossy,

you ought to be milked
before you come home at night.

- Children, children!
- All right, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Professor. Okay,
boss, where do I begin?

[hopeful music plays]

[Roy]
Don't you have to loop it?

[Alice]
Roy, will you not argue, please!

[Roy] You know something?
You're either too beautiful to be so smart

or too smart to be so beautiful.

[Alice chuckles] I guess
we do get along all right at that.

But let's work together now.
We can play later.

[intense music plays]

[Alice sighs]
Roy, what time is it?

- 4:30.
- Of what day, Roy?

I can't remember the day!
I'm so tired.

[Alice]
There. There.

Oh, Roy, we'll never make it.

- [tool clatters]
- I can't control my hands anymore!

- Let's rest a little.
- Oh, but we can't!

Roy's right. It's time
you get some sleep, Alice.

Jiminy! Two days you've been at it!

Oh, not that long,
it can't be that long!

The rocket ship must have
taken off at dawn.

They are either there by now, or...

Then I've failed you.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Failed? Do you realize what
you tried to do is impossible?

- Yet you almost did it.
- But I didn't.

[ominous music plays]

[view screen whistles]

Hu-mans!

Yesterday I calculated five of you.

Now I find six.

He still doesn't know
about Jason and McCloud.

There were eight of you.

The Guidance Ro-Man
who understands everything

showed me that.

Yet I might have had trouble
locating the other two

had they not taken off in a rocket ship
and revealed their presence.

Look, Hu-Mans!

They are headed for the space platform,

which Guidance Ro-Man spared

because it would have been
a convenience for my people

when they arrive on earth.

[buzzing]

The space platform.

But now we shall destroy that too.

[buzzing]

Now watch!

10, 9, 8...

The Great One himself
sends the cosmic blast...

that atomizes rocket ship...

space platform...

Hu-Mans seven and eight, all!

And now, of the two billion,
there are six.

Calculate your chances.

Negative. Negative.

Negative.

Is there a choice between
a painless surrender death

and the horror of resistance death?

Show yourselves!

By your clock time,
in one hour I seek you out.

Last warning.

Mommy, why doesn't he like people?

I don't know, darling.

Perhaps if we could talk to him.

You'd better go and rest too.

George, we can't go on
this way much longer.

Our food is almost gone.

What else can we do?
Commit suicide?

Or give in to Ro-Man
as the last people on earth?

George, talk to him. Make him
see that we won't harm him.

He can let us live.

If Alice could have finished
rewiring the view screen,

you could have talked to the platform
without Ro-Man discovering our presence.

Why can't you talk directly to him?

I could. Of course I could.

As soon as Alice
has had her sleep, I will.

[Alice]
Not like that.

[Roy] Alice, look, you simply
can't connect these two circuits.

[Alice]
Here, let me.

[ominous music plays]

[high-pitched whine]

[device whistles and crackles]

[Professor]
Ro-Man! Ro-Man!

Do you scan us on your view screen?

[Ro-Man]
Yes, earthman, I see you.

This means only one thing:

You have decided to take
the easy way out.

No, Ro-Man. We have
fought you to a standstill,

and we will go on doing it
as long as necessary.

If you try to figure out our position,

you are wasting your time!

None shall escape me.

I shall find a way to rid
this Earth planet of Hu-Mans!

No!

We human will not give up
this earth of ours.

But let me ask you something else:

What do you have to fear from us?

Let me show you the six people
you want to destroy.

First, my wife, Martha,

my companion for 23 years.

Is there anything to fear
from this woman?

The Hu-Man woman
is the bringer of Hu-Man life.

There must be an end to your race.

Or my children, Alice...

No.

I have a mission to perform.

Carla...

I am built to have no emotions.

...and Johnny.

The boy is impertinent!

Or is it in the ethical code
of your people

that children must be murdered?

You are not like my people.

You are savage barbarians.

Non-Ro-Man. Animals.

Take my assistant, Roy,

who has developed a serum with me

which would have wiped out
disease among my people.

Wait.

There is something
I do not understand quite,

but I want to see the girl AI-ice again.

We want peace, Ro-Man,
but peace with honor.

I will talk with the girl.

It is not in the plan,
but although I cannot verify it,

I feel that she will understand.

No!

I am the head of this family unit!
You have to talk with me!

Calculate, Hu-Man!
If I meet with the girl,

I may find a way
to integrate you into the plan.

It is not a fact,
but what you would call a hope.

Name the place, Ro-Man.
I will be there.

I do not understand,

but it is only the one
called AI-ice that I want to see.

Here I am, Ro-Man.
Where shall we meet?

Do you know the area
of the fork of the two dry rivers?

There is a ruin there.
I will meet you in an hour,

but you must be alone.

I will be there.

[static]

You will not!
Have you gone crazy?

We've played every other card.
Why not try this one?

Do you realize what you're doing?

If there's a chance I can strike
a better bargain than Father,

then I'm the one to go.

Is Alice gonna have a date
with Ro-Man?

This is madness, Alice.
Roy, you have to speak to her.

I know I'm not in the family, Alice,
but your father's right.

You mean there are certain things
nice girls don't do,

even if it means that man's
millions of years of struggle

up from the sea, the slime,
the fight to breathe air,

to stand erect, to think,
to conquer nature--

Even if all this is stopped cold
by a doting father and a jealous suitor?

I just don't happen to believe
that any human being

should degrade himself
in order to survive.

You'd rather just have us
go out of business, is that it?

Letter returned,
no forwarding address?

Can't you see you're being
sentimental idiots,

letting your emotions
run away with you?

Perhaps that is
a quality of being human--

The very thing that makes us
different from Ro-Man,

the difference
we are trying to preserve.

Very pretty talk, but I still
intend to do something about it!

- Get out of my way.
- You're not going.

- I said get out of my way!
- And I said you're not going!

[Alice shouts]

[menacing music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[ominous music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[menacing music plays]

[eerie wind howling]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[Professor]
John-ny! John-ny!

Johnny's gone!

You don't think he'd be
outside the barricade...!

Oh, that fool romantic kid
would try anything!

What a family I have!

[Carla]
I didn't do anything.

Johnny has left the barricade.

He might have it in his head to find
Ro-Man. We have to stop him.

Don't worry, Professor,
Alice and I can find him.

I'll go, of course,
but don't either of you speak to me.

But be careful of Ro-Man.

When Johnny comes back,
I will set off a flare.

Right.

[menacing music plays]

[eerie howling wind]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[eerie music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[suspenseful music plays]

What are you doing here, boy?

My sister isn't coming.

So they sent you?

I came by myself. I wanted
to find out what you had against me.

You are Hu-Man. Your people
were getting too intelligent.

We could not wait until you were
strong enough to attack us.

We had to attack you first.

I think you're just a big bully,
picking on people smaller than you are.

Now I will kill you.

[calcinator ray crackles]

You look like a pooped-out pinwheel!

So... the calcinator death ray
really cannot harm you.

Your father must be a brilliant scientist.

He's got a super serum that keeps
people from ever getting sick.

How do you know it works?

'Cause he tried it on me and Carla
and Alice and Roy and everybody,

and we don't get sick
even when we swallow capsules

with real bad bugs in 'em.

And the two men who took off
on the rocket ship,

they also had this injection?

Sure, they-- [sharp gasp]

[Ro-Man] You have told me
all I need to know.

I will calculate the spectrum dust
in the calcinator death ray

to counteract this antibiotic,

and you will all be destroyed.

[urgent music plays]

[doomy music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[eerie howling wind]

[urgent music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[mysterious music plays]

[no audible dialogue]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[dark music plays]

[buzzing and crackling]

George!
George, there he is!

Oh, he looks all right.

Oh, thank God!
Thank God!

[Professor]
Johnny! Johnny!

- Ohh!
- Where did you go?

There, there, darling, it's all right.

Now tell us all about it.

No, it isn't, Mom.
I gave it all away.

I didn't mean to, but I did.

You did what?

I wanted to talk to Ro-Man,

but he got out of me how we were
protected from the death ray,

and now he's gonna
do something about it.

It's all right, boy.
You did right.

And Ro-Man won't find it easy
to counteract the serum,

so we have still a little time left.

I only wish it were over now.

Well, when it is, can I go over
to Janie's house and borrow her dolls?

Yes, er, of course, darling.

[whooshing sound]

- [Alice] Johnny's safe!
- [Roy] Shh! Ro-Man might hear us.

[gentle music plays]

[no audible dialogue]

[menacing music plays]

[romantic music plays]

[ominous music plays]

[no audible dialogue]

[menacing music plays]

[buzzing and crackling]

Oh!

What has kept you two?
We were worried!

Now, really, Father,
isn't it obvious?

[Carla] Have you
been playing house?

Professor, uh,
it may sound silly to you,

but Alice and I want to get married,
and we were wondering

how you'd feel
about performing the ceremony.

- You want me to...?
- Oh, yes!

[Professor]
In that case, let's do it!

And I want you to know, this is
the biggest social event of the year!

The whole darn town will turn out!

[ominous music plays]

[dial clicking]

[static]

[energy buzzing]

Great Guidance, I have discovered
the secret of our failure

to destroy the remaining Hu-Mans!

[energy buzzing]

Our C-ray, the calcinator death ray,
cannot penetrate them.

They have been made immune
through the antibiotic serum

which I believe is the same
as our formula X-Z-A.

Reduce their counter-power!
Eliminate the error!

Death to Hu-Mans can come by force!

I will use physical means, Great One.

The plan shall be fulfilled.

The planet Earth has half revolved.

You have but a short time
to achieve our goal.

[dial clicking]

[ominous music plays]

All right, places!

Go.

[Professor hums
"Here Comes the Bride"]

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here to...

Dear Lord,

you know that
I am not trained for this job.

But I have tried to live by your laws:

the Ten Commandments,
the Beatitudes, the Golden Rule.

I would like you to look down
on Alice and Roy

and give your blessing.

Even in this darkest hour,
we have kept the faith.

In your grand design, there may be
no room for man's triumph

over this particular evil
that has beset us.

But if by any chance
victory should be on our side,

I want you to give a long life

to Alice and Roy,
and a fruitful one.

But no matter how it ends, Lord,

watch over them this night.

Watch over us all.

Amen.

And now, I pronounce you
man and wife.

Roy, do you have the ring?

Why, I... I didn't think about that.

[Johnny] Oh, brother! Are you
gonna have to pick up after him!

I wanted you to have it
someday anyhow, dear.

With this ring, I thee wed.

And the only thing
to seal it now is a kiss.

Where are you going
on your honeymoon, Niagara Falls?

[Roy chuckles]

Well, to tell the truth,
we hadn't thought about that.

Wherever you go, be careful.

And I want you back
the first thing in the morning.

And in case you don't know...
[chuckles] there's a war going on,

and now more than ever,
I don't want to give up.

Thanks for everything, Dad,
most of all for having raised Alice.

You too, Mom.

I'll go get my things and then we'll go.

She'll have to have some flowers.
It isn't right.

[menacing music plays]

Roy! Alice! Wait for me!

Carla, what are you doing here?

I didn't get you any presents.

[soft laughter]
Oh, you little rascal.

Thank you very much. Now,
you'd better run right on home.

Quickly, Carla.

[ominous music plays]

What are you doing here alone,
girl child?

My daddy won't let you hurt me.

We'll see.

[Carla screams]

[eerie wind howling]

[ominous music plays]

[eerie wind howling]

[dial clicking]

[high-pitched whine]

[dial clicking]

[steady tone]

[click]

[whirrs and whines]

Great Guidance,
I have a favorable report.

I have already eliminated one of them.

Force was necessary.

It was a simple matter of strangulation.

That leaves four.

Error again! Five!

Four and one more,

on whom I have made an estimate
in relation to our strategic reserve.

The plan should include
one living human for reference,

in case of unforeseen contingencies.

Do you question the plan?

No, Great One, I only postulate.

Proceed on schedule.

Destroy the others, all of them.

[resounding tone]

[eerie wind howling]

[peaceful music plays]

[no audible dialogue]

[menacing music plays]

[Alice screams]

[Roy groans]

Oh!

[Alice screams]

[Roy groans]

[Roy groans in pain]

[Alice screams]

[menacing music plays]

[screaming]

Carla! Carla!

Carla! No, no, no!
[sobbing]

Shh! He will hear you!

[sobbing] I don't care!
I don't care!

You must care!
You must not give up!

[Martha sobbing]

[mournful music plays]

[menacing music plays]

[Alice screams]

I am ordered to kill you.

I must do it with my hands.

How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man?

It seems impossible.

We Ro-Mans obtain our strength
from the planet Ro-Man,

relayed through our individual energizers.

Small enough to carry with you?

No, mine is in the cave.

[Johnny] I wish now I'd played house
with her more often when she wanted to.

No regret, Johnny.

We enjoyed her
as long as she was with us,

and now, somehow, we have to find
a way to live without her.

[urgent music plays]

Roy! Roy!
Where's Alice?

Ro-Man's...
Ro-Man's got her!

[Alice screams]

Roy's dead...

and nothing can be done.

Nothing.

Maybe one of us could
lure him out for a moment,

and then the others
could run in and grab Alice.

That's easier said than done.

He'd come if he could be sure
of killing us.

Go on, go on.

We call him on the viewer screen,

tell him we don't want to fight anymore.

He can get us in the ravine
if he promises easy death.

You slip in and grab Alice
when he comes out after me.

That might work!
There's no time to lose!

[dramatic music plays]

[eerie wind howling]

Suppose I were Hu-Man.

Would you treat me like a man?

But, Ro-Man, you haven't told me yet
where the energizer is kept.

Silence, girl!

[static]

[whirring and whining]

[thud]

[static]

Why do you call me at this time?

Ro-Man, we can't stand it any longer.

I have made my last offer.

You promised us a painless death
if we'd give ourselves up.

Come and get us!

You can wait.
Call me again at another time.

Now! We will meet you halfway,
in the ravine.

All right, I will meet you
in the ravine

when the sun passes
over the mountains.

[whirring and whining]

[static]

[menacing music plays]

[view screen whistles]

[static]

Attention! Attention,
Extension XJ-2!

Attention! Attention,
Extension XJ-2!

We hear you, Great Guidance.

Earth Ro-Man,
you violate the law of plans.

Fact: You have captured the girl
and not destroyed her.

Fact: You have delayed accepting
the surrender of the others.

This verges on failure.

There is one thing you do not
understand, Great Guidance.

You reject the plan?

I wish to make
an estimate of my own.

To think for yourself
is to be like the Hu-Man.

Yes, to be like the Hu-Man--
to laugh, feel, want.

Why are these things
not in the plan?

You are an extension of the Ro-Men,

and a Ro-Man you will remain.

Now I set you into motion.

One, destroy the girl.

Two, destroy the family.

Fail, and I will destroy you.

[static]

I cannot, yet I must.

How do you calculate that?

At what point on the graph
do must and cannot meet?

Yet I must, but I cannot.

[eerie music plays]

[solemn music plays]

[static whirrs]

[Great Guidance] Attention!
Attention, Extension XJ-2!

[ominous music plays]

Speak, Great Guidance!

Why have you not killed the girl?

I must, but I cannot!

Here I am, Ro-Man!

[energy crackles and sizzles]

The girl first, then the boy. Now!

Great Guidance, I cannot kill the girl,
but I will kill the boy.

Here I am!

AI-ice, do not hate me.

I must!

[relentless music plays]

[eerie wind howling]

[ominous music plays]

You wish to be a Hu-Man?
Good! You can die a Hu-Man.

[ominous music plays]

Human elements still roam
planet Earth!

I, the ruler of all Ro-Mans,

shall complete your task,
Earth Ro-Man!

I shall release our
cosmic tube rays...

from which will spring
prehistoric reptiles

to devour whatever remains of life!

[beasts growling]

And cyclotronic vibrations

will smash the planet Earth
out of the universe!

[beasts roaring]

[energy crackles]

[Roy] I found him!
Take it easy, son, you're all right.

- How is he?
- [chuckling] He's all right.

We just want to make sure you get up
with everything you fell down with.

Hey! I found him!

That's quite a bump there, boy.
What happened, huh?

Darling! Are you all right?

- You gave your mother quite a scare.
- Yes!

Here almost getting dark,
and no Johnny.

You're alive? Her too?

Boy, was that a dream or was it?

Well, I must try to repay you
for all the trouble you've gone to.

Won't you and your assistant
join us for dinner?

- Do!
- Done.

Will you play house with me
when we get home?

Well... oh, all right.

But I've got to keep
an eye out for Ro-Man.

Really, Johnny, you're overdoing
the spaceman act.

There simply aren't any such things.

- [Roy chuckles]
- [Martha] Come on, dear.

This way.

[innocent music plays]

[menacing music plays]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[eerie wind howls]

[calcinator ray crackles]

[bells ringing]

[gong resounds]

[final note rings out]

[gentle music plays]

[vocalist]
♪ Cities fall till none remain ♪

♪ The way is made ♪

♪ Down the canyon walls ♪

♪ Though I heard your name ♪

♪ It's a dying place ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ When I took your hand? ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ Or for a moment ♪

♪ Was I a man? ♪

[instrumental bridge plays]

♪ There's no weapon ♪

♪ No heavy rain from the stars ♪

♪ That'll bring you home ♪

♪ There's no option ♪

♪ My directive
wicked from the start ♪

♪ I feel it
in what you call a heart ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ Or was I a man? ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ Struck down ♪

♪ In the desert sand? ♪

[distorted voice] The Hu-Mans
knew about atomic energy

but had not mastered the cosmic ray.

Wherever I directed the calcinator beam,
they crumbled.

At first, the fools thought it came
from one among their many nations.

They began destroying each other
with hydrogen bombs.

I announced myself to keep them
from wiping out cities,

which will give our people
much amusement.

[vocalist]
♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ Was I dreaming ♪

♪ When I took your hand? ♪

[distorted voice]
Too late had they banded against me.

All are gone now.

[vocalist]
♪ Am I dreaming ♪

♪ Struck down ♪

♪ In the desert sand ♪

[distorted voice]
The way is clear for our people.

[music continues]

[music ends]