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We have with us today a man
who is so much a part of the culture...
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That he scarcely needs
an introduction.
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Pootie Tang. Good to
have you here with us.
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- Sepatown.
- Pootie Tang, you've had incredible success,
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and you've had it
in a variety of fields--
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music, films,
martial arts, pottery.
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- How do you do it? What makes you tick?
- Well, Bob, I'm a pone toni.
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Got my dillies on a
peppatain. I hear that.
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Now, Pootie, a lot of young artists,
really, say that you are their inspiration.
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Well, I can't say the nay-no,
my brother. Wa-da-tah.
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I understand, though, you got a
new movie coming out, is that right?
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Yeah. Yes, it's called Sine
Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
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- Wow. And who's in it besides yourself?
- Oh, well, there's Trucky,
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uh, Bad Bitty, Dirty Dee,
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Lacey, J.B., uh,
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Biggie Shorty
and Robert Vaughn.
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You have a clip you'd like
to show us? Yeah, baby.
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All right, let's take a
look then at this clip...
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From Pootie Tang's new movie,
Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
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[Man narrating]
It was the year 2001.
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It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.
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The big city was thriving,
but the inner city was dying.
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Who was killing it?
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This man. Dick Lecter.
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The head
of Corporate America.
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But the people had hope...
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Because they knew that there was
one man who could fight the power.
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One man who could stop
the madness.
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One man who could beat
Dick Lecter like the L.A.P.D.
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And that man-- that man
was Pootie Tang.
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See that guy?
That's Bad Bitty.
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The baddest drug dealer
in town.
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Hey, Bad Bitty,
here comes Dirty Dee.
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♪ Low-down and dirty boy,
you know what I'm 'bout ♪
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Dirty bastard!
♪ stay out my way ♪
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♪ and keep my name
out your mouth ♪
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[Narrator] That's Dirty Dee,
the dirtiest dude around.
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He handles all of Corporate
America dirty work.
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♪ Believe me you receivin'
some bodily harm ♪♪
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Next to Dirty Dee,
that's Froggy, the enforcer.
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Yo, Bad Bitty!
How you be?
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I'm bad, Dirty Dee.
You're still dirty, I can see.
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Let's deal, baby.
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- You got yours?
- Froggy.
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It's dirty money.
You got yours?
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Right!
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But how do I know
if they any good?
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Let's test 'em out.
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Hey, kid!
Come over here!
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[Narrator] That's Kid,
the dumbest kid in town.
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What you want, mister?
Here. Have some of this.
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Is it candy?
Told you.
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Yeah. It's the kind of candy
that you smoke out of a pipe.
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[All laughing]
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Pipe candy.
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Pootie Tang!
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♪ Come on ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Pootie Tang, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Mowtown, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Little J, y'all ♪♪
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- Capachow.
- Yea! Pootie Tang.
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Dirty Dee, you a baddy
daddy lamatai tebby chai.
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Get that Pootie!
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♪ Make 'em say ugh ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na
say ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ make 'em say ugh ♪
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♪ ugh, ugh, ugh
na-na, na-na ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na
make 'em say ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ make 'em go ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na ♪
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♪♪ [continues]
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That's a canapan,
all the way down.
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You mother--
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- [Groans]
- Shut up, bitch!
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Ow! Ow! Okay, I quit. [Sobbing]
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My face!
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[Laughing]
Run, Pootie! Run!
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[Dirty Dee]
Aw, hell!
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Come on!
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Get out! Get out!
Get out! Out!
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Hiya, Pootie Tang.
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[Laughs]
Yeah.
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No car wash.
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No soap!
No soap! No! No!
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Sa da tay.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey-hey ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained
he knows what he wants ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he'll sine your pitty ♪
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♪ and it's no thang
he's that Pootie Tang ♪
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♪ somebody's on the floor ♪
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♪ it's another
smooth-talkin' brother ♪
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♪ everybody's lookin' at him ♪
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♪ as he puts his tie down
the ladies on the dance floor ♪
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♪ he's got the whole world
wrapped around his finger ♪
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♪ a one-woman man
and you know he understands ♪
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♪ Casanova with a fancy car ♪
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♪ you can tell
he's gonna go all night ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained
he knows what he wants ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he'll sine your pitty ♪
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♪ and it's no thang
he's that Pootie Tang ♪
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♪ he's hip to the core ♪
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♪ got a belt buckle locket
you know where he got it ♪
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♪ he's a player by trade ♪
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♪ and you can see him on the
corner doing business on his tippi tai ♪
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♪ [continues, indistinct]
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♪ He's the C.E.O.
Of his own world ♪
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♪ he commands r-e-s-p-e-c-t ♪
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♪ and you know he's
good to go all night ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained ♪
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♪ he knows what he wants
he's got it all ♪
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♪ he'll sine your pitty
and it's no thang ♪
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♪ he's that Pootie Tang ♪
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♪ [continues, indistinct]
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♪ Turnin' heads
can't let 'em take ya ♪
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♪ Pootie be packin' crys
and ladies be payin' paper ♪
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♪ let me see you
do your thing ♪
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♪♪ [continues, indistinct]
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♪ Turnin' heads
can't let 'em take ya ♪
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♪ Pootie be packin' crys
and ladies be payin' paper ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained
he knows what he wants ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he'll sine your pitty ♪
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♪ and it's no thang
he's that Pootie Tang ♪♪
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[Narrator] Pootie Tang was born in
a small town outside of Gary, Indiana.
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And that town
was called Chicago.
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As he grew,
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everyone noticed something different
about the way Pootie would talk.
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It baffled everyone--
doctors, scientists.
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Let me break it down
to you like this.
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Pootie Tang is, was
and will always be...
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Too cool for words.
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[Kid] Hi, Pootie! Pootie Tang
was the most popular kid in town.
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We didn't always know
what he was saying,
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but we always knew
what he meant.
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Like I knew I was his best
friend. That's me. Trust me.
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Yeah, he had
a special effect on people,
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especially on the ladies.
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Not girls.
Grown-ass women.
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Hiya, Pootie Tang. I'm a tine
cappy, my damie. Wa-da-tah.
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All right, Pootie Tang.
But for some of the ladies,
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Pootie was just
too hot to handle.
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Damn you, Pootie Tang!
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I can't take
no more of this!
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Who do you think you
are, treatin' me this way?
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Oh, I've had it with you! You hear
me talkin' to you with your nappy head!
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This is it!
I'm finished with you!
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Get out of my life,
Pootie Tang!
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You think I'm jokin'?
Take your shit!
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Take your shit and get out,
Pootie Tang! I'm sick of you!
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Pootie--
Pootie, don't go.
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♪ Just because you bought her
a brand-new car ♪
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♪ and you got to live
and eat in a mansion ♪
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♪ like a movie star ♪♪
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Pootie Tang
was an only child.
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His father, Daddy Tang,
worked hard to raise Pootie right.
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He had this belt. He
was so fast with that belt...
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That before Pootie could do wrong,
Daddy Tang would set him right.
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Don't you grab them peas
without askin' your mama, boy.
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May I dane on the cherries,
Mama Di?
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Yes, you may, Pootie Tang.
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Now, that's better.
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You got to have respect
to get respect, Pootie Tang.
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So, do you have any
girlfriends at school, Pootie?
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Aw, Mama Di. There's a sine
tippi in a classi-ti.
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She's a cole toni.
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Don't you talk dirty
to your mama, boy.
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Always got your head
in them girls.
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You need to have
your head in the books.
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Leave the ladies alone.
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[Narrator]
And that's the way it was.
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Daddy Tang and his belt
was always there,
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teaching Pootie the difference
between good and bad.
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Now, when I say he was always
there, I mean he was always there.
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Hey, Pootie, let's
steal some apples.
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When Pootie was only six,
his mother died,
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leaving him
and his father alone.
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- Pootie was very sad.
- I know, son.
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But his father was a
comfort to him. [Slurping]
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Don't slurp your soup
in here, boy.
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Two weeks later,
another terrible tragedy.
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His father was fatally
injured at the steel mill.
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What the fu--
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Gorilla!
Gorilla!
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It was incredible.
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Only the third time a man had been
mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill.
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Gorilla! Oh!
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On his deathbed, Daddy Tang
had Pootie make a solemn promise.
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Pootie,
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I know
I brought you up tough,
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but that's
'cause I love you.
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It's tough
out there, Pootie.
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You got drugs,
crime, gorillas.
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Yeah.
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I ain't gonna
be here much longer,
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so I'm gonna
give you this.
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Pootie,
that's my belt.
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As long as you got
right on your side,
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you could whoop anyone's
ass with just that belt.
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I know
you love the ladies,
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and Lord knows
the ladies love you.
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Don't let the ladies come
between you and the belt.
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[Weak coughing]
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[Narrator] Those were
Daddy Tang's last words:
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But there was something
else about the ladies...
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That Daddy Tang forgot
to tell little Pootie.
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- Pootie Tang turned out just fine.
- [Crowd] Pootie Tang!
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Daddy Tang
would have been proud.
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Yeah, Pootie had it all--
hit records, movies,
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magazine covers,
fancy cars,
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famous friends, beautiful
custom-made clothes...
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And ladies, ladies, ladies.
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Through it all, I was right there
by his side. That's me. Trucky.
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And that's my man,
Pootie Tang.
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Pootie Tang.
Pootie Tang!
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Big-time celebrity,
ass-kickin' crime fighter...
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And role model
to the children.
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[Announcer] Pootie Tang has a
message for the children of America,
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so you better
wapatah to the bammies 'cause:
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Pootie says cigarettes and
fast-food burgers are bad like netatai.
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And don't drink malt liquor 'cause
you don't need to 'cause you're okay.
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Sa da tay. Also, eat
all your vegetables...
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And don't bang the dillies.
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00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:28,325
[Trucky] That's Frank,
Dick Lecter's right-hand man.
235
00:14:28,393 --> 00:14:31,144
So what do we care?
236
00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:33,947
We care because
he's making these.
237
00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:38,218
People have been making P.S.A.'s
for years. Hasn't made a difference.
238
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:43,723
Eddie, uh, hit me
with those figures.
239
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,826
Uh, since the inception of
Pootie Tang's P.S.A. Campaign,
240
00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:50,497
sales of Lecter Burgers
are down 30 percent,
241
00:14:50,566 --> 00:14:52,899
Lecter Cigarettes
down 20 percent...
242
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,001
And Lecter Whiskey,
243
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,869
almost out of business.
244
00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,140
For the first time, somebody's
getting to these kids, and it's killing us.
245
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:02,008
It's killing us.
246
00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:04,478
It's killing us.
247
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:08,181
[Rings]
248
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,156
Hello, Mr. Lecter.
249
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:20,760
Frank, I have a
job for you. Yes, sir.
250
00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:23,497
I tell you, man, Pootie Tang
is one bad brother, man.
251
00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:27,567
[Trucky] That's J.B. And Lacey.
We make up Pootie's crew.
252
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,804
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture
of how he's gonna kick your ass...
253
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:34,341
Then mail it to you
ten days in advance.
254
00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:36,343
The picture
gets there, right?
255
00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:38,345
You go,
"What the hell is this?"
256
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:41,881
Then Pootie Tang knocks on
your door, properly kicks your ass,
257
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,883
and you still won't know
what happened to you.
258
00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:47,220
You got that right. He
is a kick-ass artiste. Yes.
259
00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:49,623
Know what I'm sayin'? He
like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
260
00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:53,527
That sounds kind of good. Pootie
Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
261
00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:56,029
Aw, man, Pootie Tang
whoop your ass so bad...
262
00:15:56,097 --> 00:15:58,031
That you could
write it off on your taxes.
263
00:15:58,099 --> 00:16:01,434
That's right. You got right
here, ass-whooping number one,
264
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,436
ass-whooping number two.
265
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,572
This right here, you can't write
that off. That's just gettin' beat up.
266
00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:10,877
I like to also add that Pootie
Tang can kick some ass too, boy.
267
00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:15,215
Oh, here come Pootie Tang
now. Hey! Pootie Tang! All right!
268
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:18,718
We was just talkin' about
you. All right, Pootie Tang!
269
00:16:18,787 --> 00:16:21,688
Pootie Tang, hey, man, you going to
Biggie Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
270
00:16:21,756 --> 00:16:24,324
[Trucky] I guess you're
wonderin' who is Biggie Shorty.
271
00:16:24,393 --> 00:16:27,760
♪ Biggie Shorty ♪
272
00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:30,063
I'm Biggie Shorty.
273
00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:31,598
♪ Biggie, baby ♪
274
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,067
Let me tell you
about me and Pootie Tang.
275
00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:36,118
♪ Sepatai ♪
276
00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:40,440
Since the very day we met,
I knew Pootie was to be my man.
277
00:16:40,509 --> 00:16:41,591
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
278
00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:46,145
I knew all I had
to do was wait...
279
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,249
♪ Wa-da-tah ♪♪
280
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:53,086
And one day all that bullshit
would catch up with Pootie...
281
00:16:53,154 --> 00:16:55,205
And he would be mine.
282
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:57,524
Hey, man, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
283
00:16:57,593 --> 00:17:00,493
Ranacan. Whoo! Ha-ha!
284
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,963
We gonna party tomorrow, man.
There's gonna be some bitches in there.
285
00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:09,703
You right. You right. Respect
the women. Respect the women.
286
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,479
Whoo! Look at that car!
[Trucky] damn that car big!
287
00:17:19,548 --> 00:17:22,949
And long
like an old snake.
288
00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:25,485
Man, that car's so big,
it's got its own sky.
289
00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:28,455
It's big too.
Whoo!
290
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:32,058
Keep it running.
Yes, sir.
291
00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:34,127
Hiya, fellas. Whoo!
292
00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:37,063
Kinda hot for a hootenanny,
huh? You hear that?
293
00:17:37,132 --> 00:17:40,767
A hootenanny? What the
hell is a damn hootenanny?
294
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:43,870
I'm a-- I'm looking
for, uh, Pootie Tang.
295
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,006
Pootie Tang? What you
want with Pootie Tang?
296
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:50,710
Um, I-I need
to talk to him.
297
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,647
[Clears throat] All
right, uh, look, Pootie.
298
00:17:53,715 --> 00:17:56,716
I'm a representative of Lecter
Corp. Do you know what that is?
299
00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:00,052
Great.
Well, uh, Dick Lecter,
300
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,690
the C.E.O., mind you, of
Lecter Corp., he likes you.
301
00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:07,927
He likes you, Pootie, and he wants
to make you a very rich, rich man.
302
00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:11,864
I have a contract here
for Pootie to endorse.
303
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:14,834
Tasty heavy
pork chunk cereal.
304
00:18:14,903 --> 00:18:17,604
It's delicious. It's a
wonderful product. Kids love it.
305
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:21,608
And kids love you. We
just wanna put that together.
306
00:18:22,678 --> 00:18:25,011
Nah, di.
307
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:27,414
That's a canapan
to the semachai.
308
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,982
I didn't even tell you
how much it pays, Pootie.
309
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:32,952
Twenty million dollars to
sign with us for just one year.
310
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:36,323
Oh, what do you say,
Pootie?
311
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:40,193
I got to say the nay-no,
my brother. Wa-da-tah.
312
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:45,131
Wa-da-tah? How do you say
the nay-no to 20 million? Why?
313
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,802
Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign
because he knows you're full of it.
314
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:53,306
Yeah. First of all, he knows
that cereal's full of sugar.
315
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,376
And number two, that's
not all that you guys sell.
316
00:18:56,445 --> 00:19:02,114
You sell cigarettes, whiskey,
bad time burgers, switchblades.
317
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:06,686
And it also says right here that you will
no longer have Pootie doing P.S.A.'s...
318
00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:09,489
Telling the kids to eat
healthy and to be smart.
319
00:19:09,558 --> 00:19:11,691
Well, sure, exclusivity
goes without saying.
320
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,428
I'm sure your ugly
intentions go without saying.
321
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,430
Take a walk,
money man.
322
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:26,706
See, my damie, Pootie Tang
don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow...
323
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:30,777
'Cause that's a cama
cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
324
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:34,013
Hey, tang, to you, they're
children. To me, they're dollar signs.
325
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,785
Doh!
326
00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:40,787
- Ooh!
- Cover your grill.
327
00:19:40,856 --> 00:19:42,288
Sa da tay!
328
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:45,057
Pootie!
Pootie Tang!
329
00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:49,629
Aw, man!
330
00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:52,064
You funny, man.
You are a funny man.
331
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,066
You's a wild boy.
332
00:19:54,135 --> 00:19:56,870
[Trucky] Pootie smacked
the taste out of Frank's mouth.
333
00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:59,539
Oh, man, that
was funny to us. Ha-ha!
334
00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:04,611
But there was one man
who was not laughing at all.
335
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:08,615
Pootie Tang goes out there
and makes everybody love him.
336
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:12,819
He tells them
not to buy my products.
337
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,622
He steals from me.
338
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,624
And what do I do?
339
00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:22,995
I say take my money. Here.
Take it. Fine. Huh?
340
00:20:23,064 --> 00:20:24,997
And he says no.
341
00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,500
[Trucky] I guess you're
wondering, who is this bitch here?
342
00:20:27,569 --> 00:20:30,753
That's Ireenie,
Dick Lecter's main squeeze...
343
00:20:30,822 --> 00:20:33,873
And the most dangerous
woman on the planet.
344
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,076
Now, she don't look it, but
she can bring any man down.
345
00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:40,379
I know what makes
Pootie Tang...
346
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:44,751
Tick, tock, tick.
347
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,490
♪♪ [R&B instrumental]
348
00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:04,036
That's cool.
All right.
349
00:21:04,105 --> 00:21:07,607
Cut the drums too.
350
00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:12,211
♪♪ [Stops]
351
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,914
[Man] It's all gone now,
Pootie. What do you wanna do?
352
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,617
Lepatime.
353
00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:23,890
What's he got
on his mind?
354
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:26,359
We're starting
from scratch, I guess.
355
00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:28,528
Pootie knows
what Pootie do.
356
00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:30,530
This is gonna be good.
357
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:36,870
Okay, Pootie, I'll play back
the levels the way you set them.
358
00:21:36,938 --> 00:21:40,272
No instruments, no vocals,
no levels, everything silent.
359
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,108
Set it on me. Bleed.
360
00:22:02,731 --> 00:22:06,516
Pootie don't need no words.
Don't even need no music.
361
00:22:09,237 --> 00:22:12,138
Whoa!
362
00:22:21,349 --> 00:22:23,950
We have got a hit, baby.
363
00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:26,218
I like it. Everybody
seems to like it.
364
00:22:26,287 --> 00:22:28,955
But right now I got somethin'
I know you all gonna like.
365
00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:31,925
We got the world premiere
from Pootie Tang,
366
00:22:31,993 --> 00:22:34,193
and you know it's gonna
be out of this world.
367
00:22:34,262 --> 00:22:37,363
That's right. 'Cause you
all loved his last record,
368
00:22:37,432 --> 00:22:39,799
"Sine Your Pitty
on the Runny Kine."
369
00:22:39,868 --> 00:22:42,068
Well, you all gonna
love this new one.
370
00:22:42,136 --> 00:22:45,071
The new one is called--
371
00:22:45,139 --> 00:22:50,209
so let's listen up to the new
record by Pootie Tang called--
372
00:22:50,278 --> 00:22:52,879
from Pootie Tang.
373
00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:56,482
[No sound]
374
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,695
Oh, yeah.
375
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,499
Ah.
376
00:23:17,072 --> 00:23:19,672
♪ Uh, uh, uh-uh ♪♪
377
00:23:23,078 --> 00:23:25,912
Damn, this is good!
This is good!
378
00:23:25,981 --> 00:23:28,097
Man, Pootie done
did it again!
379
00:23:30,317 --> 00:23:32,251
Pootie too good!
Pootie too good!
380
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,159
Turn that noise down,
damn it!
381
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:52,437
Legendary Pootie Tang has done it
once again with his new song entitled--
382
00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:57,109
already considered one of
the greatest hits of all time.
383
00:23:57,178 --> 00:23:59,378
[Woman] This was the scene
earlier today... Oh, you are so fine.
384
00:23:59,446 --> 00:24:01,847
As fans mobbed Pootie Tang
in the streets,
385
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:06,118
many saying they hadn't heard an
artist this profound since Al B. Sure.
386
00:24:06,187 --> 00:24:08,654
I love you!
387
00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:13,059
[Speaking gibberish]
388
00:24:13,127 --> 00:24:16,628
♪♪ [Hip-hop] Ooh,
Pootie was blowin' up now.
389
00:24:16,697 --> 00:24:19,798
We talkin' big. I mean,
we talkin' "Macarena" big.
390
00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:22,968
We talkin'
electric slide big.
391
00:24:23,037 --> 00:24:25,621
We're talkin' bentleys
and drinkin' crys big,
392
00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:27,290
girls in bikini thongs big.
393
00:24:27,358 --> 00:24:31,043
Everybody want a piece of
Pootie. You think I'm playin'?
394
00:24:31,112 --> 00:24:33,779
[Crowd shouting]
395
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:35,881
Here we go, baby.
Come on. Get up here.
396
00:24:45,326 --> 00:24:48,594
Aiight!
[Laughing]
397
00:24:48,662 --> 00:24:51,363
Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.
398
00:24:51,432 --> 00:24:53,833
We got Pootie Tang
in the house tonight.
399
00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:57,569
Come on up, Pootie.
Come on.
400
00:24:57,638 --> 00:24:59,571
I need you to sing
a song with me.
401
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,940
Beloved.
402
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,178
I love you,
Pootie Tang. Damn.
403
00:25:06,247 --> 00:25:10,482
That's a batu shane,
my tellie. Wa-da-tah.
404
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,252
♪ I'm ♪
405
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,522
♪ falling in love
with you ♪
406
00:25:17,591 --> 00:25:21,127
♪ because you are
my man so right ♪
407
00:25:21,195 --> 00:25:25,264
♪ tippi tai on my capa-town ♪
408
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:29,701
♪ and I'm ♪
409
00:25:29,771 --> 00:25:31,503
♪ oh, yeah ♪
410
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:35,707
♪ thinking
of only you ♪
411
00:25:35,777 --> 00:25:40,179
♪ because you move me
so right ♪
412
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:41,881
♪ manatine bitty ♪
413
00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:43,548
♪ all around my damie ♪
414
00:25:43,617 --> 00:25:47,153
♪ shimmy
na na na, na-na-na ♪
415
00:25:47,221 --> 00:25:49,221
[Scattered screams]
♪ I feel you ♪
416
00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:52,158
♪ all on me, baby ♪
417
00:25:52,226 --> 00:25:56,061
♪ I got you
I got you, baby ♪
418
00:25:56,130 --> 00:25:59,665
♪ shimmy
na na na, na-na-na ♪
419
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:01,133
♪ shimmy na na ♪
420
00:26:01,202 --> 00:26:04,536
♪ whoa, yeah, yeah ♪
421
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,805
[Pootie]
♪ lepatime ♪
422
00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:10,075
♪ on my clammy dees ♪
423
00:26:10,144 --> 00:26:12,011
♪ penatiine ♪
424
00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:13,812
♪ on my damie kings ♪
425
00:26:13,881 --> 00:26:15,314
♪ I'ma cry the pooster ♪
426
00:26:15,383 --> 00:26:19,051
♪ I'ma cry
the pooster ♪♪
427
00:26:22,823 --> 00:26:25,357
Pootie Tang
up in this joint tonight.
428
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:30,762
Pootie Tang!
429
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:58,924
Oh, Pootie!
[Screams]
430
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:03,162
[Screaming continues]
431
00:27:03,231 --> 00:27:06,131
I love you.
I want you.
432
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,133
Oh, take me with you.
Please, Pootie.
433
00:27:08,202 --> 00:27:11,603
Pootie, please.
Please. Oh!
434
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,373
Wait! Oh! Pootie!
435
00:27:14,441 --> 00:27:16,842
Wait! Oh! Oh!
436
00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:19,478
Oh, Pootie, I love you.
437
00:27:19,546 --> 00:27:22,014
I want you.
I love you, Pootie.
438
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:24,783
Please!
[Screams]
439
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:40,266
Uh--
440
00:27:40,334 --> 00:27:42,268
Pootie?
441
00:27:42,336 --> 00:27:45,905
Don't leave me out here
in my lonesome.
442
00:27:48,075 --> 00:27:50,009
Give a girl something!
443
00:27:51,578 --> 00:27:53,678
It's not right.
444
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:19,805
[Trucky] Whoo! She's fine!
Why did Pootie pass that up?
445
00:28:19,873 --> 00:28:23,309
'Cause she's crazy. Look at
her, licking milk out of a bowl.
446
00:28:23,377 --> 00:28:27,612
♪ Oh, Pootie Tang you gonna
sine that pitty Pootie Tang ♪♪
447
00:28:32,954 --> 00:28:35,921
Biggie Shorty.
Pootie Tang!
448
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:39,992
- All right!
- Bata shane, my dillie?
449
00:28:40,061 --> 00:28:42,027
Same as always, baby.
450
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:44,029
You come by tomorrow.
451
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:48,233
We gonna have a party!
452
00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:52,171
Talk about
all the sisters and me.
453
00:28:52,239 --> 00:28:54,706
You gonna be there?
Wa-da-tah.
454
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:56,708
All right, Pootie!
455
00:28:58,479 --> 00:29:00,412
Pootie Tang!
456
00:29:07,054 --> 00:29:08,988
Hola, guapo.
457
00:29:10,924 --> 00:29:12,858
Hey, young boys.
458
00:29:12,926 --> 00:29:16,495
Hey, look at her, man.
459
00:29:17,865 --> 00:29:20,765
Pink lady. Mmm!
460
00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:23,702
Pull up, man. Pull up.
Shh.
461
00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:25,704
Pull up!
462
00:29:25,772 --> 00:29:29,274
[Excited laughter]
463
00:29:29,343 --> 00:29:34,380
[Laughing continues]
464
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:41,353
Huh? What you want?
465
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,595
- You want somethin'?
- Yes, baby, I want it.
466
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,731
What you want?
467
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:56,135
I want you to do
the two of us.
468
00:29:56,203 --> 00:29:58,470
How much?
469
00:30:00,941 --> 00:30:03,075
Hey, baby,
what's your problem?
470
00:30:03,144 --> 00:30:05,777
Just 'cause a girl
like to dress fancy...
471
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,779
And stand on a street corner
near some whores,
472
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,781
you automatically
think she's hooking?
473
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,616
Wouldn't you?
474
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:13,618
No, I wouldn't.
475
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,721
I'm a lady,
you-- you greasy bastard.
476
00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:21,059
♪♪ [Hip-hop]
477
00:30:21,128 --> 00:30:24,829
Presidential campaign.
Yeah. Y.A. D.P.G. Nate Dogg.
478
00:30:24,898 --> 00:30:29,168
Oh, yeah! Pootie Tang
and his boys are here!
479
00:30:29,236 --> 00:30:31,937
Dog pound! ♪ better know
that I'm workin' tonight ♪
480
00:30:32,005 --> 00:30:35,307
♪ better know I'll be hittin' them
drawers ♪ ♪ I'll be hitting them drawers ♪
481
00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:37,309
♪ ain't no mystery
I do it right ♪
482
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,743
♪ I got her screamin'
coming back for more ♪
483
00:30:40,147 --> 00:30:43,348
Yo, man, a Biggie Shorty
party is exclusive, man.
484
00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,884
They don't let nobody
in a Biggie Shorty party.
485
00:30:45,953 --> 00:30:49,154
They got a line around the
block. Ain't nobody in, man.
486
00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:52,491
You know what? Nobody we
know can get in this party, man.
487
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,561
They don't let no light in.
They don't let no electricity in.
488
00:30:55,629 --> 00:30:58,430
They don't let no water in.
They don't let no air in.
489
00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:02,468
Air is right now going, "hey, man,
I'm air. I'm on the list. Let me in."
490
00:31:02,536 --> 00:31:05,937
And they won't let air in. And
you know air gets in everywhere.
491
00:31:06,006 --> 00:31:09,174
That's how exclusive
a Biggie Shorty party is.
492
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:12,211
You know what else?
It's hard to get in too.
493
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,382
I hate you!
494
00:31:17,451 --> 00:31:20,652
[Girl]
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
495
00:31:20,721 --> 00:31:25,324
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
496
00:31:25,392 --> 00:31:27,326
Go, Trucky!
497
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:40,372
Pretty girl. Pretty girl.
498
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:42,874
Where you go, girl?
499
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:50,215
Pootie, you are the sexiest
bastard on god's green earth.
500
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:52,951
Yeah.
I tell you, though.
501
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,887
Someday I'm gonna get me
a piece of you myself.
502
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,889
Sepatown.
503
00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,924
Sepatown, my ass.
504
00:31:59,993 --> 00:32:02,994
You gonna be inside
of a bed with me someday.
505
00:32:03,063 --> 00:32:07,499
You mark my words,
you skinny, wonderful man.
506
00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:11,336
Pretty girl!
507
00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:13,338
Pretty girl!
508
00:32:13,407 --> 00:32:16,074
Sexy!
509
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:19,744
Pretty girl?
Pretty girl!
510
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:23,315
How does a woman
get to you anyway?
511
00:32:23,384 --> 00:32:26,351
It's like a state secret.
512
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:30,021
How to bed Pootie Tang.
513
00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:32,191
All right,
get off him already.
514
00:32:32,259 --> 00:32:35,294
He don't want none
of your mess. Puta.
515
00:32:39,233 --> 00:32:42,033
I tell you what, Pootie.
516
00:32:42,102 --> 00:32:45,704
Someday you gonna meet
your match in a woman.
517
00:32:45,772 --> 00:32:50,141
Someday you gonna meet
the Darth Vadar of T and A.
518
00:32:50,211 --> 00:32:54,779
Some woman's gonna kick
your ass and love you to death...
519
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:57,449
And then you gonna be
lying in the dumpster...
520
00:32:57,518 --> 00:33:00,586
Done banged to death
by the dark side of love.
521
00:33:00,654 --> 00:33:03,955
And on that day, Pootie,
522
00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:08,327
I'm gonna be there.
523
00:33:08,395 --> 00:33:13,599
And I'm gonna make
sweet love to you.
524
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:15,601
Sexy girl!
525
00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:17,603
Damn, man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
526
00:33:17,671 --> 00:33:21,072
I thought she was somebody
else, man. I'm sorry.
527
00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:24,209
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
528
00:33:27,481 --> 00:33:29,681
Damn. I didn't get
your name, did I?
529
00:33:32,453 --> 00:33:35,287
Damn. Do I know you?
530
00:33:35,356 --> 00:33:37,456
Do you want me
to pull your legs off?
531
00:33:37,524 --> 00:33:39,791
Pardon me?
You wanna make out?
532
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:43,928
Uh, I might enjoy that.
I just might enjoy that.
533
00:33:43,997 --> 00:33:48,700
I might enjoy that. You
know, I just might enjoy that.
534
00:33:50,771 --> 00:33:53,672
Ooh, ooh! Oh!
[Screams]
535
00:33:57,177 --> 00:34:00,845
Oh! Okay, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
536
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,382
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute!
537
00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:07,051
Look here. Call me a sissy,
but you need to stop, baby.
538
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,053
You are tearing me apart.
You're killing me.
539
00:34:09,122 --> 00:34:11,055
You want me to stop?
Well, yes, I do.
540
00:34:11,124 --> 00:34:14,893
Okay, then,
you tell me something.
541
00:34:14,961 --> 00:34:18,563
What do you wanna know?
What's Pootie's secret?
542
00:34:18,632 --> 00:34:22,534
Oh. Oh.
I can't tell you that.
543
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:25,504
[Trucky] Now, I would never
do anything to hurt Pootie Tang.
544
00:34:25,572 --> 00:34:29,808
But like I said, Ireenie knew
how to break a brother down.
545
00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:33,011
I can't tell you that.
You can't? All right.
546
00:34:33,079 --> 00:34:35,013
[Screams]
547
00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,750
Whoo! Whoo!
548
00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:40,751
Okay, wait.
I'll tell you.
549
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:43,922
I'll tell you. I'll tell
you. I'll tell you.
550
00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:46,358
It's the belt.
It's the belt.
551
00:34:46,427 --> 00:34:48,593
It's-it's-it's magical.
552
00:34:48,662 --> 00:34:52,230
He can kick anybody's
ass with that damn belt.
553
00:34:57,805 --> 00:35:00,271
Freeze, sucker!
554
00:35:03,776 --> 00:35:06,277
Yeah. Give me your money,
you fancy pants bastard,
555
00:35:06,346 --> 00:35:09,113
or I'll stick this
in you deep.
556
00:35:09,182 --> 00:35:12,083
Wa-da-tah,
my damie.
557
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:15,954
Hey, I'm not your damie. Now,
give me your cash. I know you got it.
558
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:23,294
Hey, I told you
to back off!
559
00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,108
Pootie. Hey, Pootie. Trucky.
560
00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,978
Pootie, the craziest
thing just happened to me.
561
00:35:40,046 --> 00:35:44,048
I'm in the club, man.
I'm-- Pootie, look out.
562
00:35:44,117 --> 00:35:49,487
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
563
00:35:49,555 --> 00:35:53,424
Bang! Bang! Bang!
[Groans]
564
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,301
Pootie?
Everything under control?
565
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,170
[Sobbing]
566
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,472
Kayed a brother, di.
567
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:11,009
Kayed a brother, di!
568
00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:13,644
I'm a shamey day!
569
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,980
I'm a shamey day!
570
00:36:18,484 --> 00:36:21,719
Oh, it hurts Pootie
to kill a man,
571
00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:23,988
but he knows
he's got to do it.
572
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,757
But it hurts him
so bad...
573
00:36:26,826 --> 00:36:28,759
To right those wrongs.
574
00:36:28,828 --> 00:36:31,162
My man Pootie Tang!
575
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:34,799
[Siren wailing]
576
00:36:34,867 --> 00:36:37,802
[Sobbing continues]
577
00:36:39,505 --> 00:36:42,140
Come back
on the bettie tai!
578
00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:45,209
Come back on
the bettie tai!
579
00:36:45,278 --> 00:36:48,546
Come back
on the bettie tai!
580
00:36:48,614 --> 00:36:51,149
Huh? Huh?
581
00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:55,053
Pootie Tang?
582
00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:59,323
Hey, all right,
my damie.
583
00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:03,394
Now, why didn't Trucky tell Pootie
that he told Ireenie all his business?
584
00:37:03,463 --> 00:37:04,963
Just runnin' his mouth.
585
00:37:05,031 --> 00:37:08,066
I guess when you see a man
being brought back from the dead,
586
00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:10,068
you forget shit.
587
00:37:10,136 --> 00:37:12,170
Or maybe you just
a dumb-ass.
588
00:37:19,245 --> 00:37:23,481
[Trucky] Stop the movie. Remember
when Daddy Tang told little Pootie--
589
00:37:23,550 --> 00:37:27,585
don't let the ladies come
between you and the belt.
590
00:37:27,653 --> 00:37:31,889
Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell
Pootie was about his only weakness:
591
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,891
Ho's.
592
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,194
Even Pootie Tang's belt
was no match for Ireenie.
593
00:37:36,262 --> 00:37:39,998
You can't beat a ho' with
a belt. They like that shit.
594
00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:43,234
♪ That girl is poison ♪
595
00:37:48,007 --> 00:37:52,076
♪ that girl is poison ♪
596
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:53,777
♪ poison ♪♪
597
00:37:53,846 --> 00:37:58,616
I'm sorry.
Did my cart hit your cart?
598
00:37:58,684 --> 00:38:02,786
Oh. I'm so sorry
about that.
599
00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:13,431
Did I hurt you?
600
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,234
Oh, what a drag.
601
00:38:16,302 --> 00:38:18,869
Again, I am...
602
00:38:18,938 --> 00:38:21,506
Very sorry!
603
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:34,885
♪ If I were you
I'd take precaution ♪
604
00:38:34,954 --> 00:38:39,090
♪ before I step to meet
a fly girl ♪
605
00:38:39,159 --> 00:38:43,694
♪♪ [continues]
606
00:38:45,898 --> 00:38:49,300
[Ireenie] Pootie, will
you do something for me?
607
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,136
Will you do something
for me?
608
00:38:56,008 --> 00:38:57,942
Sign your pretty name.
609
00:39:03,183 --> 00:39:05,649
Sign it.
610
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:09,287
Sign it. Sign it.
611
00:39:09,355 --> 00:39:11,472
Sign it.
612
00:39:19,499 --> 00:39:21,432
He signed it.
613
00:39:28,108 --> 00:39:30,040
He signed it.
614
00:39:30,109 --> 00:39:33,043
He signed it.
Oh, god.
615
00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:37,047
Signed it?
Nice job, Ireenie.
616
00:39:37,117 --> 00:39:39,883
You're a damn genius, baby.
Uh-huh.
617
00:39:39,952 --> 00:39:42,686
"I, Pootie Tang, do surrender
to Lecter Corp...
618
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,990
All the rights to
my image and likeness."
619
00:39:46,058 --> 00:39:47,992
No.
Oh, yes, yes.
620
00:39:48,060 --> 00:39:50,228
"I will wholeheartedly endorse
all Lecter Corp. products...
621
00:39:50,296 --> 00:39:52,663
"And will do my best to convince
the children of the world...
622
00:39:52,732 --> 00:39:55,065
"That the above mentioned
are all clean, safe...
623
00:39:55,135 --> 00:39:57,568
And should be bought
and used by all of them."
624
00:39:57,637 --> 00:40:01,572
No, not
the tippi tais, no.
625
00:40:01,641 --> 00:40:04,875
No, no. You are part of
the corporation, just like us.
626
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,745
Thought you could stay
out of it, huh?
627
00:40:07,813 --> 00:40:11,148
Welcome aboard,
Pootie Tang.
628
00:40:12,852 --> 00:40:15,052
Are you looking
for something, my friend?
629
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:19,557
Are you?
I've got it all now.
630
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:23,327
Shocking news today as beloved
Pootie Tang has agreed to endorse...
631
00:40:23,396 --> 00:40:26,664
Several controversial
products for Lecter Corp.,
632
00:40:26,732 --> 00:40:28,832
the infamous
giant corporation.
633
00:40:28,901 --> 00:40:31,536
Yo, fellas, somethin' on
the TV about Pootie Tang.
634
00:40:31,604 --> 00:40:33,671
Even my kids, man, looked up
to him. You know what I mean?
635
00:40:33,739 --> 00:40:37,508
They don't even look at dad
like they look at him.
636
00:40:37,577 --> 00:40:40,711
But now since he crossed,
man, my little--
637
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:42,746
my little man came up to
me the other day and was like,
638
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,748
"Man, how could he do
that bullshit, man?
639
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,750
[Beep] That [beep]" I'm
lookin' at him like, "whoa."
640
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:51,289
[Speaking Spanish]
641
00:40:51,357 --> 00:40:54,358
[Continues in Spanish]
642
00:40:56,596 --> 00:41:01,031
Pootie Tang has made my children
cry. I'll not support him anymore.
643
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,001
Lecter Corp. effectively
owns the name Pootie Tang,
644
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:07,605
his image and all copyrights
that go along with it.
645
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,607
Mr. Lecter!
Mr. Lecter!
646
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,943
Mr. Tang has agreed to do several
commercials endorsing our sneakers,
647
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,581
food products and cigarettes,
whiskey, mace, switchblades, rat poison.
648
00:41:16,649 --> 00:41:18,583
[Woman] Mr. Lecter,
can we have a statement--
649
00:41:18,651 --> 00:41:20,818
♪ why you sell out,
Pootie ♪♪
650
00:41:20,886 --> 00:41:23,987
Pootie?
Oh, no!
651
00:41:25,225 --> 00:41:27,157
You know, Biggie Shorty,
I got to say,
652
00:41:27,227 --> 00:41:30,528
I always had a high
opinion of Pootie Tang.
653
00:41:30,597 --> 00:41:33,397
But the way things are going
now, not only has he sold out,
654
00:41:33,466 --> 00:41:35,399
he's scraping
the bottom of the barrel.
655
00:41:35,468 --> 00:41:39,169
Pootie Tang was drugged
by that crazy-ass Ireenie.
656
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,572
- Haven't you been watchin' the movie?
- And that's what disturbs me.
657
00:41:41,641 --> 00:41:45,175
He's out there telling
kids not to go to school,
658
00:41:45,244 --> 00:41:47,177
to eat fast food,
to do drugs.
659
00:41:47,246 --> 00:41:50,681
This is not the Pootie Tang I
thought I knew and I used to admire.
660
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:54,518
- Pootie Tang-- he would never tell kids like that.
- You're in denial.
661
00:41:54,587 --> 00:41:56,787
He's out there doing dirt
to his own reputation. Look.
662
00:41:56,856 --> 00:42:00,424
- You don't know Pootie Tang.
- I don't know Pootie Tang?
663
00:42:00,493 --> 00:42:02,426
Believe me,
I know Pootie Tang,
664
00:42:02,495 --> 00:42:04,662
and this is not the Pootie
Tang I thought I knew.
665
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:08,031
You know what? I thought a man of
your stature would have better sense...
666
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,033
Than to fall
for no mess like that.
667
00:42:11,337 --> 00:42:14,905
[Sighs] Look, this
thing has all fallen apart.
668
00:42:14,974 --> 00:42:18,242
The man used to be admired
by people of all walks of life.
669
00:42:18,311 --> 00:42:20,645
And you know what?
670
00:42:20,713 --> 00:42:24,615
If the world is gonna fall for
this mess about my Pootie Tang,
671
00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:26,984
then maybe the world
don't deserve Pootie Tang.
672
00:42:27,052 --> 00:42:30,588
What do you think Pootie Tang
needs at this point in his life?
673
00:42:30,657 --> 00:42:33,123
He just needs some
of my good lovin'...
674
00:42:33,192 --> 00:42:35,959
And he will be all right.
675
00:42:36,028 --> 00:42:38,128
- You watch.
- I hope you're right.
676
00:42:38,197 --> 00:42:40,498
- I know I'm right.
- Yeah, we'll see.
677
00:42:40,566 --> 00:42:42,566
Yeah, we'll see.
That's right.
678
00:42:42,635 --> 00:42:44,568
Watch.
I will.
679
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:51,275
♪ You used to be a hero ♪
680
00:42:51,344 --> 00:42:56,180
♪ now you're just
a big, fat zero ♪♪
681
00:42:56,248 --> 00:42:58,549
[Trucky]
Pootie Tang was messed up.
682
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:00,484
Punk bitch.
Sellout.
683
00:43:03,323 --> 00:43:05,823
[Trucky] Look at him. Damn,
Pootie! Get a job, you bum.
684
00:43:05,891 --> 00:43:10,294
Get it together, man. Pootie
looked like who did it and ran.
685
00:43:10,363 --> 00:43:13,163
Pootie turned to the only
woman who could help him.
686
00:43:13,232 --> 00:43:15,666
Biggie Shorty.
♪ Biggie Shorty ♪
687
00:43:19,171 --> 00:43:21,104
♪ biggie, baby ♪♪
688
00:43:23,576 --> 00:43:26,176
Pootie!
689
00:43:26,245 --> 00:43:30,448
Aw, Pootie.
690
00:43:30,516 --> 00:43:32,916
Poor Pootie Tang.
Tippi tai.
691
00:43:34,387 --> 00:43:37,822
That's all right.
Mama's got you.
692
00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:40,157
That's all right.
693
00:43:42,294 --> 00:43:44,829
Biggie Shorty's
gonna take care of you.
694
00:43:44,897 --> 00:43:47,130
Don't you worry.
695
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:50,200
Gonna have sex
with you too, you know.
696
00:43:50,269 --> 00:43:52,202
Finally.
697
00:43:59,479 --> 00:44:02,012
Are you sure you
gotta go, Pootie?
698
00:44:02,081 --> 00:44:04,014
Yeah.
699
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:06,584
[Sucks teeth]
That's a damn shame.
700
00:44:06,652 --> 00:44:10,153
You were the best piece
of man I ever had.
701
00:44:10,222 --> 00:44:12,790
You know, you could just stay
here and live between my bosoms...
702
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:16,326
For the rest
of your life.
703
00:44:16,396 --> 00:44:19,096
Pootie gotta flittie tai,
Biggie Shorty.
704
00:44:20,433 --> 00:44:23,534
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
705
00:44:23,603 --> 00:44:27,237
I guess as long as you gone they
can't make you do no more commercials.
706
00:44:27,306 --> 00:44:29,407
But where you gonna go?
707
00:44:30,976 --> 00:44:35,679
I tell you what. I got a little
farmhouse outside of Greenville.
708
00:44:35,748 --> 00:44:38,916
It was my mama's. It ain't
much, but nobody's livin' there.
709
00:44:38,984 --> 00:44:43,353
You go out there, find
yourself, blah, blah, blah.
710
00:44:43,423 --> 00:44:46,256
But then you come
back to me, okay?
711
00:44:46,325 --> 00:44:48,258
That's a fine tine, baby.
712
00:44:48,327 --> 00:44:53,096
Now, give me some of that bony ass
one more time before you hit the road.
713
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:05,242
Man, I hates prison.
Prison sucks.
714
00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:07,478
I reckon
it's supposed to.
715
00:45:09,315 --> 00:45:11,248
You got somethin'
for me?
716
00:45:16,722 --> 00:45:19,389
Oh! Oh!
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
717
00:45:19,459 --> 00:45:21,525
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
718
00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:25,629
Oh, this some fine dirt.
This is some good dirt.
719
00:45:25,698 --> 00:45:28,131
Oh! You know I'm
gonna hook you up.
720
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,133
Man, I hate
these bastards.
721
00:45:30,202 --> 00:45:32,536
They make me shower
every day.
722
00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:38,041
They never let me get dirty. I need
to be dirty. I'm Dirty Dee, damn it!
723
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,210
Dirty Dee.
Huh?
724
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:45,115
You gonna be dirty
again soon. I promise.
725
00:45:45,184 --> 00:45:47,284
It's that Pootie Tang.
726
00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:49,954
It's that Pootie Tang.
He got to be stopped.
727
00:45:50,022 --> 00:45:54,825
I'm the one that's got to stop
him. Pootie goddamn tang!
728
00:45:54,894 --> 00:45:58,178
♪ You gonna, you gotta
you gonna, you gotta ♪♪
729
00:45:59,498 --> 00:46:02,265
Thank you. [Trucky]
Pootie! Pootie!
730
00:46:02,334 --> 00:46:04,334
Pootie! Pootie!
731
00:46:04,403 --> 00:46:07,838
[Trucky] Pootie was headed to
the farm. I wanted to go with him.
732
00:46:07,907 --> 00:46:10,508
I wanna go with you, brother. 'Cause
everything that happened was all my fault.
733
00:46:10,576 --> 00:46:13,878
Pootie, everything that
happened, man, it's all my fault.
734
00:46:13,946 --> 00:46:17,681
I told that bitch all about him. I told
this bitch all these things about you, man.
735
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:20,450
She just used it against him.
And she just used it against you.
736
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,888
I was sorry. I'm sorry,
man. I'm so sorry.
737
00:46:23,956 --> 00:46:25,723
It was killing me.
It was killing me.
738
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:28,458
Only did it for the ass. Only
did it for her ass, you understand.
739
00:46:30,530 --> 00:46:32,963
That deri-Teri was
all the dinie, huh?
740
00:46:33,032 --> 00:46:35,599
I felt like he saved my life.
Pootie, man, I just feel like...
741
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:37,601
You saved my life.
742
00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:40,270
And I messed his all up.
Now I messed yours all up.
743
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:44,474
I wanted him to forgive me.
Can you ever forgive me, man?
744
00:46:44,543 --> 00:46:47,778
Aw, Trucky.
745
00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:49,880
You my main damie, man.
746
00:46:52,451 --> 00:46:55,152
Ain't no bad tammie
between us.
747
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:58,088
I wondered if he meant it.
You mean it?
748
00:46:58,157 --> 00:47:01,391
I'm a baino Denny. I wanted
to go to the farm with him.
749
00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:04,127
Can I go to the farm
with you, brother?
750
00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:06,163
Wa-da-tah!
751
00:47:06,231 --> 00:47:08,999
All right! Me and
Pootie going to the farm!
752
00:47:09,068 --> 00:47:12,235
Whoo! You know, I'm
lookin' forward to this farm life.
753
00:47:12,304 --> 00:47:14,237
Enough of the city
for me. Whoo!
754
00:47:15,808 --> 00:47:19,577
Yeah, this is just
what we need, Pootie.
755
00:47:19,645 --> 00:47:23,948
Live off the fat
of the land, work hard.
756
00:47:24,016 --> 00:47:27,284
Farming, farming, farming.
I can't wait, man.
757
00:47:27,352 --> 00:47:29,286
I cannot wait.
758
00:47:29,354 --> 00:47:32,522
We're gonna milk that cow.
Ooh-whoo!
759
00:47:32,592 --> 00:47:34,524
Get all that milk.
760
00:47:34,594 --> 00:47:36,760
Two-percent, fat free.
761
00:47:36,829 --> 00:47:41,098
Skim milk. All that,
man. Chocolate milk.
762
00:47:41,167 --> 00:47:45,035
I don't need
no television, cappuccino,
763
00:47:45,104 --> 00:47:47,270
partying all night long.
764
00:47:47,339 --> 00:47:50,641
I'm want some blisters on my
hands, some sweat on my back.
765
00:47:50,710 --> 00:47:52,643
That's what I want, Pootie.
766
00:47:52,712 --> 00:47:54,645
[Grunts]
767
00:47:58,784 --> 00:48:00,651
Shit!
768
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:04,655
Oh, man. My pants.
Oh, man! My damn pants.
769
00:48:04,724 --> 00:48:07,591
All right.
Farming, farming, farming.
770
00:48:15,968 --> 00:48:18,869
[Grunting]
771
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:25,042
Dirty shoes,
dirty pants,
772
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,812
dirty shirt,
musty, stinky.
773
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,880
It's hotter than
a camel's hump out here, man.
774
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:32,349
And mosquitos all over
my shirt. I can't do it, man.
775
00:48:32,418 --> 00:48:34,852
[Dog barking] Whose dog is
this dog following me around?
776
00:48:34,921 --> 00:48:37,054
Whose dog is that?
You don't know who dog that is.
777
00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:39,657
That could be anybody's dog.
It's too hot.
778
00:48:39,725 --> 00:48:41,659
You know you're hot.
779
00:48:43,763 --> 00:48:46,263
♪ Rip ♪
780
00:48:46,332 --> 00:48:48,265
♪ sho' you right ♪
781
00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:53,904
♪ come on ♪
782
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:56,340
♪ shing-a-ling shing
shing-a-ling shong ♪
783
00:48:56,408 --> 00:48:59,343
♪ shing-a-ling shing
shing-a-ling shong ♪
784
00:48:59,411 --> 00:49:01,311
♪ shing-a-ling shing
shing-a-ling shong ♪♪
785
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:05,082
[Trucky] I didn't wanna leave Pootie, but I
wasn't trying to hear all that survival shit.
786
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:08,519
Outback, my ass.
I need conveniences, man.
787
00:49:08,588 --> 00:49:12,022
On the other hand, Pootie
was lovin' every minute of it.
788
00:49:12,091 --> 00:49:15,759
He was rejuvenated. You
hear that? Rejuvenated.
789
00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,895
He was "juvenated" before,
lost it...
790
00:49:17,964 --> 00:49:20,364
And got "juvenated" again.
791
00:49:21,367 --> 00:49:23,300
♪ That lasts ♪
792
00:49:23,369 --> 00:49:25,486
♪ all night long ♪
793
00:49:25,555 --> 00:49:27,938
♪ home of the omino ♪
794
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:30,541
♪ home of the domino ♪
795
00:49:30,610 --> 00:49:33,944
♪ home of the two-piece
and the pepper ♪
796
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:37,014
And when Pootie planted
his first cornstalk,
797
00:49:37,082 --> 00:49:39,850
- damie.
- He was happy.
798
00:49:39,919 --> 00:49:43,654
Too damn happy, if you ask me.
It was just corn.
799
00:49:43,723 --> 00:49:46,624
♪ I'm a southern girl ♪
♪ southern girl ♪
800
00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:50,293
♪ country-fied ♪ but that
was just what he needed...
801
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,563
To take his mind
off his troubles.
802
00:49:52,632 --> 00:49:54,965
Rown on the crowny town.
803
00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,967
♪ You so country, yo ♪♪
804
00:49:58,638 --> 00:50:00,103
Mornin'.
805
00:50:04,176 --> 00:50:06,544
Hi, daddy.
Not now, Stacy, honey.
806
00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:09,914
Listen. There's a new fella here in
town. He's coming in here in a minute.
807
00:50:09,982 --> 00:50:11,849
So?
808
00:50:11,918 --> 00:50:15,452
So? So maybe you can
marry him, that's what so.
809
00:50:15,521 --> 00:50:17,454
Aw, daddy!
810
00:50:17,523 --> 00:50:21,759
Oh, come on.
Cut that shit out, Stacy.
811
00:50:21,827 --> 00:50:24,562
Here he comes.
[Chuckles] [Sobbing]
812
00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:26,564
Yeah. Hey there.
813
00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:29,266
You got your can
filled all right?
814
00:50:30,803 --> 00:50:34,054
Oh. This here
is, uh, my daughter.
815
00:50:34,123 --> 00:50:36,040
Stacy.
816
00:50:42,214 --> 00:50:45,082
Dillie on,
817
00:50:45,150 --> 00:50:48,886
my damie.
[Shrieks]
818
00:50:50,522 --> 00:50:52,590
Oh!
819
00:50:52,658 --> 00:50:56,326
And she's a looker,
ain't she? Huh?
820
00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:08,505
♪ Oh, ah, ooh, baby ♪♪
821
00:51:08,574 --> 00:51:12,142
Ah, Dirty Dee.
822
00:51:13,579 --> 00:51:15,512
God, you stink.
823
00:51:15,581 --> 00:51:18,048
Thank you.
824
00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:20,550
I wanna talk to you
about Pootie Tang.
825
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:23,520
You mean public enemy
number one in my world.
826
00:51:23,589 --> 00:51:25,990
[All laughing]
827
00:51:26,058 --> 00:51:28,826
Huh? Right?
828
00:51:28,894 --> 00:51:30,861
We learned that anything
can be addictive.
829
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:35,633
We took our burgers and
pumped them so full of M.S.G...
830
00:51:35,701 --> 00:51:39,703
That people can't even
taste real food anymore.
831
00:51:39,772 --> 00:51:43,473
Today American kids don't eat
'cause they're hungry.
832
00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:47,945
They eat 'cause they just gotta
have another Lecter Burger.
833
00:51:49,581 --> 00:51:51,515
You see,
I own Pootie's name.
834
00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:55,285
He's mine. I don't need him
to sell my products anymore...
835
00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:58,555
Because I've got thousands
of them all over the country.
836
00:51:58,624 --> 00:52:02,993
I'm just gonna give them the
clothes and this training tape.
837
00:52:04,429 --> 00:52:07,230
And remember, when making
a public appearance,
838
00:52:07,299 --> 00:52:10,868
Pootie Tang always
struts like this.
839
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:20,210
Next week we're opening a brand-new
nationwide chain of burger stands.
840
00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:27,284
Pootie's
Bad Time Burgers.
841
00:52:27,352 --> 00:52:29,820
As a matter of fact, the only thing
that could mess up our little party...
842
00:52:29,889 --> 00:52:33,256
Is if the real Pootie
showed up.
843
00:52:33,325 --> 00:52:35,258
But that ain't
good enough.
844
00:52:37,262 --> 00:52:39,462
I want him dead.
[Dirty Dee] Yeah.
845
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:44,134
I'd like to put that bitch in the
ground myself, but I ain't magical.
846
00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:46,136
I been tryin' to get
that Pootie for years.
847
00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:49,940
He done jailed or offed all
my boys. All I got left is Froggy.
848
00:52:50,009 --> 00:52:52,943
Nobody know
where Pootie's at.
849
00:52:53,012 --> 00:52:55,713
I know where he's at.
850
00:52:55,781 --> 00:52:57,715
I got people
everywhere, baby.
851
00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:01,284
Nobody can hide
from Corporate America.
852
00:53:01,353 --> 00:53:03,787
And as far
as how to beat him,
853
00:53:06,025 --> 00:53:08,826
maybe this will help.
854
00:53:11,197 --> 00:53:13,814
[Stacy]
Hello?
855
00:53:13,882 --> 00:53:17,450
Hello? [Trucky]
uh-oh. Look at this.
856
00:53:17,519 --> 00:53:20,220
Remember her? That's
Stacy, the Sheriff's daughter.
857
00:53:20,288 --> 00:53:23,556
He's been trying to get her ass
married since she was 12 years old.
858
00:53:23,625 --> 00:53:26,559
Hello?
Is anybody here?
859
00:53:26,628 --> 00:53:28,595
Hello?
860
00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,433
Hello?
861
00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:37,537
Why, um--
i-I'm sorry. I, uh--
862
00:53:40,075 --> 00:53:45,212
well, I-I made you
a pie... cake. Um--
863
00:53:49,384 --> 00:53:52,119
d-d-do you want
the pie?
864
00:53:54,656 --> 00:53:57,090
Ohh.
865
00:53:57,159 --> 00:54:01,427
I-I-I know
I'm not pretty or--
866
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,501
or sexy.
Y-Y-You--
867
00:54:08,570 --> 00:54:13,606
you probably like a...
Sexy girl, right?
868
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,859
Baby,
869
00:54:32,928 --> 00:54:36,629
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine.
870
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,001
[Screaming]
871
00:54:44,572 --> 00:54:46,923
[Moaning, grunting]
872
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:53,346
Now, see, that's what makes
Pootie Tang a real hero.
873
00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:56,183
He can't stand by and see
a woman not lovin' herself.
874
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,385
He's gonna put
the love in her.
875
00:54:58,437 --> 00:55:01,888
Now, me, I say just
give her a compliment.
876
00:55:01,957 --> 00:55:04,991
Hey, I like your shoes.
Have you been workin' out?
877
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:07,694
Girl, what you doin'
with your hair?
878
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:10,630
But I tell you what,
879
00:55:10,699 --> 00:55:14,367
I'm only gonna buy this
hero shit but so many times.
880
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:19,605
[Trucky] Back in the big city,
all hell was breaking loose.
881
00:55:19,674 --> 00:55:22,276
I'm talking about
drug dealin', drug usin',
882
00:55:22,344 --> 00:55:25,245
Booty shakin',
too much damn TV,
883
00:55:25,314 --> 00:55:28,998
drinkin', people eating too
much, gettin' all fat and sloppy,
884
00:55:29,067 --> 00:55:32,819
fightin', kids out of school,
ain't nobody readin',
885
00:55:32,887 --> 00:55:34,971
people actin'
a straight damn fool.
886
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,040
And Corporate America
was just loving it.
887
00:55:37,109 --> 00:55:39,459
Look at them.
It's a party now.
888
00:55:39,527 --> 00:55:43,163
Since he left, it just changed.
Everything just went bonkers.
889
00:55:43,232 --> 00:55:45,732
Everybody lost their mind
and what not.
890
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,734
Pootie Tang,
you shouldn't do this.
891
00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:50,136
You should come back to
the city, where you belong.
892
00:55:55,577 --> 00:55:57,777
[Trucky] Back on the
farm, the worst happened.
893
00:55:57,846 --> 00:56:00,313
Pootie Tang's cornstalk died.
894
00:56:00,382 --> 00:56:02,448
And for the third time
in his life,
895
00:56:02,517 --> 00:56:05,718
Pootie lost the only thing
that was important to him.
896
00:56:05,787 --> 00:56:10,456
First his family, then his belt,
and now his corn died.
897
00:56:10,525 --> 00:56:13,260
Farm life was
driving Pootie crazy.
898
00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:15,595
He must have lost his
damn mind. Look at him.
899
00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,932
Down on his knees,
crying over a piece of corn.
900
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:22,568
Not even popcorn.
Regular damn corn.
901
00:56:22,637 --> 00:56:24,670
Pootie Tang had lost all hope,
902
00:56:24,739 --> 00:56:27,357
and it was gonna take
a miracle to bring him back.
903
00:56:29,611 --> 00:56:32,379
[Daddy Tang]
Pootie.
904
00:56:32,447 --> 00:56:34,547
Pootie Tang!
905
00:56:44,759 --> 00:56:46,793
Up here, Pootie.
906
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:06,279
Hey, watch the leaves.
907
00:57:10,085 --> 00:57:13,219
Daddy? You damn
right I'm your daddy.
908
00:57:13,288 --> 00:57:16,389
Pootie, what you doin' runnin'
away from your problems?
909
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:18,591
- Did I teach you like that?
- [Mumbling]
910
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:20,593
Hey, don't you
mumble, boy!
911
00:57:20,662 --> 00:57:22,595
[Cowbells ringing]
Pootie, my boy.
912
00:57:22,664 --> 00:57:24,597
Mama Di.
913
00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:28,835
Pootie, you're a good man.
I'm proud of you.
914
00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:33,606
You have so much love in you,
and you can give it like a gift.
915
00:57:33,675 --> 00:57:37,743
Your father was wrong to
tell you to guard it like a secret.
916
00:57:37,812 --> 00:57:41,247
- W-W-What was that?
- Shut your mouth!
917
00:57:41,316 --> 00:57:44,017
- Woman!
- You corn-ass fool!
918
00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:50,256
Pootie, teach the world
right from wrong,
919
00:57:50,325 --> 00:57:53,493
but love the world
at the same time.
920
00:57:53,561 --> 00:57:55,495
That's the key.
921
00:57:55,564 --> 00:57:57,364
Where's
your belt, boy?
922
00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:59,366
You let some girl
get your belt.
923
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:02,235
You let the ladies
get your belt.
924
00:58:02,304 --> 00:58:05,805
I knew that would happen. Now
you done lost all your confidence.
925
00:58:05,874 --> 00:58:09,042
I'll tell you something, Pootie,
ain't nothing special about that belt.
926
00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:11,878
I bought it at piggly
wiggly for 95 cents.
927
00:58:11,946 --> 00:58:14,047
You don't never need
that belt, boy,
928
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,383
'cause you got
the goodness in your heart.
929
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,619
Now you need to go out there
and take that and kick some ass.
930
00:58:19,687 --> 00:58:23,156
[Mumbling] Hey,
don't you mumble, boy!
931
00:58:23,225 --> 00:58:25,158
Now, go out there,
take that goodness...
932
00:58:25,227 --> 00:58:27,160
And teach the world
right from wrong.
933
00:58:27,229 --> 00:58:29,145
Now git!
934
00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:55,721
I, uh--
935
00:58:55,790 --> 00:58:59,559
I think maybe you and me
got something to talk about.
936
00:58:59,627 --> 00:59:01,594
I, uh--
937
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:06,632
I understand you and
Stacy there... [Clears throat]
938
00:59:06,701 --> 00:59:08,668
Got to know
each other, huh?
939
00:59:08,736 --> 00:59:10,803
[Bell dings]
940
00:59:16,445 --> 00:59:18,945
Had yourself
a little time there, eh?
941
00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:21,814
Huh? Huh?
942
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,918
Yeah.
[Laughing]
943
00:59:29,091 --> 00:59:33,659
Oh, that's terrific!
Well, partner,
944
00:59:33,728 --> 00:59:35,695
when's the wedding, huh?
945
00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,199
Huh?
946
00:59:39,267 --> 00:59:41,301
[Clicks]
947
00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:45,004
Like I say, I sure would
be mighty proud...
948
00:59:45,073 --> 00:59:47,440
To have you
for a son-in-law.
949
00:59:47,509 --> 00:59:49,742
♪♪
950
00:59:49,811 --> 00:59:54,614
♪ low-down and dirty boy, you
know what I'm 'bout ♪ [Horn honking]
951
00:59:54,682 --> 00:59:58,551
♪ Stay out my way and
keep my name out your mouth ♪
952
00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:01,321
♪♪ [continues]
953
01:00:03,325 --> 01:00:05,492
What the hell?
954
01:00:21,943 --> 01:00:27,280
Pootie Tang!
Pootie Tang!
955
01:00:27,349 --> 01:00:30,850
Uh-huh! What you
doin' way out here?
956
01:00:30,918 --> 01:00:34,187
You know these guys?
957
01:00:39,811 --> 01:00:45,581
You ain't come one,
but many tine tanies.
958
01:00:45,650 --> 01:00:50,019
Well, I gets by with a
little help from my friends.
959
01:00:50,088 --> 01:00:54,824
Now, listen here, fellas,
we don't want no trouble here.
960
01:00:54,893 --> 01:00:58,027
Why don't you just
move on through, huh?
961
01:00:59,430 --> 01:01:02,132
What up, hopalong? You
just back off there, young man.
962
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,735
I'm Sheriff of this here county.
[Trucky] damn! Hold up, hold up!
963
01:01:05,804 --> 01:01:09,072
Rewind that. Go back. Go back.
Let me see that one more time!
964
01:01:09,141 --> 01:01:11,074
I'm Sheriff
of this here county.
965
01:01:11,143 --> 01:01:16,012
Oh! That had to hurt his ass!
I know he's embarrassed.
966
01:01:16,081 --> 01:01:18,948
Slap him like a bitch!
967
01:01:19,017 --> 01:01:22,718
Pow-ya! Ooh!
He shouldn't have done that.
968
01:01:22,787 --> 01:01:25,989
He done messed around and got
Pootie Tang mad, baby. Come on, Pootie!
969
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,360
Question:
Where do you think you--
970
01:01:31,429 --> 01:01:33,763
wait! Hold up!
Hold up, Pootie.
971
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:39,402
Yeah! Hah hah hah!
Capa-town, my ass!
972
01:01:40,638 --> 01:01:43,539
Oh, you not so bad
now, are you?
973
01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:14,537
Huh?
974
01:02:20,245 --> 01:02:21,510
Yeah.
975
01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:30,119
[Belt hissing]
976
01:02:36,228 --> 01:02:39,628
♪ Make 'em say ugh, ugh ♪
977
01:02:39,697 --> 01:02:42,265
♪ na-na na-na
na-na na-na ♪
978
01:02:42,334 --> 01:02:45,101
♪ make 'em say ugh
ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
979
01:02:45,170 --> 01:02:47,470
♪ ugh, ugh, ugh
ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
980
01:02:47,538 --> 01:02:49,472
♪ make 'em say ugh ♪♪
981
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:52,242
Ugh, ugh.
982
01:02:57,349 --> 01:02:59,815
Guess you, um,
983
01:02:59,885 --> 01:03:02,085
slapped him like
a bitch, huh?
984
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:05,955
[Chuckling]
Yeah.
985
01:03:06,024 --> 01:03:08,457
Now,
986
01:03:08,526 --> 01:03:11,560
[clicks]
Like I was sayin'--
987
01:03:11,629 --> 01:03:18,067
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
988
01:03:18,136 --> 01:03:23,940
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
♪ yes, I do ♪
989
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,309
[Horn honking]
990
01:03:26,378 --> 01:03:28,278
♪ I wanna be your man ♪♪
991
01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:30,579
[Trucky] I was searching
for Pootie high and low,
992
01:03:30,648 --> 01:03:33,016
then I finally remembered
he was at the farm.
993
01:03:33,084 --> 01:03:35,318
All this time I had been talking
about the farm. [Horn honks]
994
01:03:35,387 --> 01:03:38,721
How the hell did I forget
he was at the damn farm?
995
01:03:38,790 --> 01:03:41,757
Anyway, I got there
just in the Nick of time.
996
01:03:41,826 --> 01:03:44,460
Oh, Pootie, you got
to come back to the city...
997
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:46,829
Right now.
What's the dabble, di?
998
01:03:46,898 --> 01:03:49,332
Hey, there's a wedding
going on here.
999
01:03:49,401 --> 01:03:51,734
Man, they are using
your face, man.
1000
01:03:51,803 --> 01:03:54,670
They're making you sell these
products, man, even when you're not there.
1001
01:03:54,739 --> 01:03:56,872
I'm talkin' about
cigarettes, man.
1002
01:03:56,941 --> 01:04:00,509
And look. Malt liquor?
Pootie Tang malt liquor?
1003
01:04:00,578 --> 01:04:02,878
They got all these
Pootie-alikes, man.
1004
01:04:02,947 --> 01:04:05,014
You know what I'm saying?
Hawkin' all this shit.
1005
01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,016
And everybody thinks
it's you, man, really.
1006
01:04:07,085 --> 01:04:10,786
Come back to the city and let
everybody know the truth, man.
1007
01:04:10,855 --> 01:04:12,788
Come on!
1008
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,968
All right, Pootie Tang!
Whoo!
1009
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,876
Oh, ho ho ho!
I ain't the marrying type.
1010
01:04:33,945 --> 01:04:37,513
I don't make my bed. I leave
the toilet seat up all the time.
1011
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:39,515
I'm a single--
1012
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:42,751
oh, but she is
a lovely lady though.
1013
01:04:52,864 --> 01:04:57,233
Pootie Tang and I are thrilled
to be opening this,
1014
01:04:57,302 --> 01:05:02,338
the first Pootie Tang
bad time burger restaurant.
1015
01:05:02,407 --> 01:05:05,941
Right, Pootie?
Sa da tay.
1016
01:05:06,010 --> 01:05:08,611
Sa da tay. Got that?
1017
01:05:08,679 --> 01:05:13,349
That ain't Pootie Tang.
That's doodie tang.
1018
01:05:13,418 --> 01:05:15,351
You know, that ain't
Pootie Tang neither.
1019
01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:17,353
I know it ain't
Pootie Tang!
1020
01:05:17,422 --> 01:05:19,389
I know it ain't
Pootie Tang!
1021
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:21,690
I just said
it ain't Pootie Tang!
1022
01:05:21,759 --> 01:05:24,460
It's doodie tang!
Shut up!
1023
01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:27,463
Sepatown, tipi tais.
1024
01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:29,465
There you go.
Sepatown, tipi tais.
1025
01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:31,967
[Tires screeching]
1026
01:05:33,871 --> 01:05:35,804
Oh, Christ.
1027
01:05:35,873 --> 01:05:37,907
[Woman]
Hey, that's Pootie Tang.
1028
01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:39,942
Wa-da-tah.
1029
01:05:40,011 --> 01:05:41,977
Don't pay attention to him.
That's nobody.
1030
01:05:42,046 --> 01:05:44,514
This is Pootie Tang here.
1031
01:05:44,582 --> 01:05:47,417
Yes. I'm Pootie.
1032
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:50,953
Now, clap it up, my hammies.
1033
01:05:51,022 --> 01:05:54,757
Rinatine, my America.
1034
01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:58,261
Coola may, my ca--
1035
01:06:01,899 --> 01:06:03,832
[feedback]
1036
01:06:03,901 --> 01:06:05,834
You think you've
solved the problem?
1037
01:06:05,903 --> 01:06:07,903
Well, guess again.
1038
01:06:07,972 --> 01:06:09,905
[Whistles]
1039
01:06:13,478 --> 01:06:17,246
See, I got more Pooties
than you, Pootie.
1040
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,991
You're not only late,
but you're outnumbered.
1041
01:06:29,060 --> 01:06:31,894
And by this time tomorrow, there'll
be so many Pooties out there,
1042
01:06:31,963 --> 01:06:33,896
you won't matter.
1043
01:06:33,965 --> 01:06:35,131
Ha!
1044
01:06:36,934 --> 01:06:41,270
He ain't alone, Mr. Rich
man. I'm here too.
1045
01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:45,625
Wa-da-tah!
1046
01:06:50,115 --> 01:06:52,581
Yeah, baby. Come on.
1047
01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:01,874
Come on.
1048
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:05,828
Bitch!
1049
01:07:08,366 --> 01:07:10,966
[Cheering]
Pootie! Pootie!
1050
01:07:21,112 --> 01:07:23,646
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
1051
01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:30,520
You lookin' at my ass?
1052
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:12,728
Uh-huh. You bastards
ain't going anyplace!
1053
01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:20,936
Bye-bye, bad time!
1054
01:08:29,347 --> 01:08:32,548
All right!
I got 'em, Pootie!
1055
01:08:34,552 --> 01:08:36,485
Capachow.
1056
01:08:36,554 --> 01:08:39,555
Yea! Yeah!
Pootie!
1057
01:08:39,624 --> 01:08:43,826
Pootie Tang is back!
Pootie Tang!
1058
01:08:43,894 --> 01:08:47,630
[Belt cracking] No,
no! No, Pootie, no!
1059
01:08:47,699 --> 01:08:49,965
I got to say the nay-no,
my brother.
1060
01:08:50,034 --> 01:08:53,135
[Groaning]
1061
01:08:55,573 --> 01:08:57,973
What will you do now,
Pootie?
1062
01:08:58,042 --> 01:09:01,344
We're gonna get married.
Yeah.
1063
01:09:01,412 --> 01:09:04,780
[Crowd cheering] [Trucky]
and that's the way it went down.
1064
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:08,618
Pootie Tang got his man,
and Biggie Shorty got her man.
1065
01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:11,587
But not before she handled
one little piece of business.
1066
01:09:11,656 --> 01:09:13,656
[Doorbell rings]
1067
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:21,530
Oh, hi.
1068
01:09:39,684 --> 01:09:43,018
Man, it is hot today!
1069
01:09:43,087 --> 01:09:46,522
Ooh, it's hot out here, man.
It is hot today!
1070
01:09:46,591 --> 01:09:48,624
You know, it's hot out.
1071
01:09:50,528 --> 01:09:52,495
Yeah, I just said that.
I said it's hot out here, man.
1072
01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:54,664
Yeah, you know,
it's hot too.
1073
01:09:56,334 --> 01:09:59,868
Yeah, that's why I said
it, man! It is hot out here!
1074
01:09:59,937 --> 01:10:01,870
I know. I'm just
saying it's hot too.
1075
01:10:06,477 --> 01:10:09,077
And as for me, Trucky--
1076
01:10:09,146 --> 01:10:11,380
oh, shit! My lasagna!
What?
1077
01:10:11,449 --> 01:10:13,416
Oh, goddamn it, Trucky!
1078
01:10:13,484 --> 01:10:15,685
I can't believe you burned
that lasagna again!
1079
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:18,454
Who I look like?
I'm not chef boyardee!
1080
01:10:18,523 --> 01:10:21,273
You've been burning things
since the day--
1081
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,161
you know, that is the longest
damn movie clip I've ever seen.
1082
01:10:26,230 --> 01:10:28,163
But then again,
you're Pootie Tang.
1083
01:10:28,232 --> 01:10:30,332
Well, sa da tay.
1084
01:10:30,401 --> 01:10:33,001
Exactly. Pootie Tang, it's
been biddie having you by.
1085
01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:36,839
Ah, Bob, I dabe ba samie,
my brother.
1086
01:10:36,908 --> 01:10:38,741
Cole me on the Panny Sty.
1087
01:10:40,845 --> 01:10:42,778
I'm sorry.
What was that?
1088
01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:47,182
Cole-- Cole me
on the Panny Sty.
1089
01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:49,518
What the hell
are you talking about?
1090
01:10:54,124 --> 01:10:56,459
Cole me down
on the Panny Sty?
1091
01:10:56,527 --> 01:10:59,695
Oh, cole me down
on the Panny Sty!
1092
01:10:59,764 --> 01:11:02,832
All right! Thank you, Pootie
Tang, thank you! Yeah, baby, yeah!
1093
01:11:07,304 --> 01:11:11,640
Hey, Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang,
Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang!
1094
01:11:11,709 --> 01:11:13,976
Oh, I love him!
I love Pootie Tang!
1095
01:11:14,044 --> 01:11:16,846
Oh! Oh!
Pootie! Pootie!
1096
01:11:16,914 --> 01:11:19,147
Oh, he's so sexy!
He's so sexy!
1097
01:11:19,216 --> 01:11:22,618
I love Pootie!
Aah! Pootie!
1098
01:11:22,687 --> 01:11:25,654
Oh, Pootie!
Oh, Pootie Tang!
1099
01:11:25,723 --> 01:11:28,691
Oh, Pootie Tang!
Aah! Aah!
1100
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,159
Oh, I love you, Pootie!
1101
01:11:31,228 --> 01:11:33,962
Aah! [Man] cut!
1102
01:11:34,031 --> 01:11:36,131
♪♪ [Instrumental] Pootie
Tang got three gold records.
1103
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:40,403
Pootie get all the grammies because
he's Pootie Tang. Yes, he's terrific.
1104
01:11:40,471 --> 01:11:43,071
I don't think he's so great.
1105
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:45,908
[Music stops]
1106
01:11:46,977 --> 01:11:49,311
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, girl.
1107
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:51,781
Uh-oh, now.
Pootie's got you now.
1108
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:55,417
Ha ha! Pootie about to make
reservations on you now, girl!
1109
01:11:55,486 --> 01:11:58,487
Oh, girl,
the red phone is blinkin'!
1110
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,161
He done got you in the radar,
baby. Pootie got you now, girl!
1111
01:12:05,229 --> 01:12:07,496
Whoo!
Red phone ringin', baby!
1112
01:12:07,565 --> 01:12:10,332
Red phone ringin'.
Red phone-- ow!
1113
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,271
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
1114
01:12:15,339 --> 01:12:18,774
I guess as long as you gone, they
can't make you do no more movies.
1115
01:12:18,842 --> 01:12:22,778
Oh! No more movies.
[Man] let's do that line again.
1116
01:12:22,846 --> 01:12:26,115
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine.
1117
01:12:26,184 --> 01:12:32,071
[Screaming]
1118
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:35,657
[Screaming]
1119
01:12:36,594 --> 01:12:41,930
♪♪
1120
01:12:41,999 --> 01:12:45,267
♪ I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine ♪
1121
01:12:49,807 --> 01:12:54,543
We don't like no trouble
around here, you know.
1122
01:12:54,612 --> 01:12:56,545
It's a quiet town.
1123
01:12:58,449 --> 01:13:00,449
You look all right though.
1124
01:13:01,986 --> 01:13:05,154
A little weird though,
ain't ya?
1125
01:13:05,223 --> 01:13:08,424
That's my panny, di.
1126
01:13:08,493 --> 01:13:11,327
Well,
1127
01:13:11,395 --> 01:13:13,329
I suppose so.
1128
01:13:13,397 --> 01:13:17,566
Yeah, baby,
it's time to get dirty!
1129
01:13:17,635 --> 01:13:19,618
Yeah!
♪ low-down and dirty ♪
1130
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:23,405
♪ boy, you know
what I'm 'bout ♪
1131
01:13:23,474 --> 01:13:27,143
♪ stay our my way and
keep my name out your mouth ♪
1132
01:13:27,211 --> 01:13:29,811
♪ 'cause I'm low-down, dirty
out-fist ya early ♪
1133
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,414
♪ stay up early
to catch the worm ♪
1134
01:13:32,483 --> 01:13:34,416
♪ now, you can slip if you wanna
let me get you on the corner ♪
1135
01:13:34,485 --> 01:13:37,136
♪ believe me, you receivin'
some bodily harm ♪♪
1136
01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:40,222
Yeah.
1137
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:43,125
I can't hear a word you're saying
'cause I got earplugs in, my man.
1138
01:13:43,194 --> 01:13:45,528
But I'm gonna try somethin'.
Yeah!
1139
01:13:45,596 --> 01:13:48,464
[Man] Boom! That's it.
And everybody run away!
1140
01:13:48,533 --> 01:13:50,999
Run, run, run, run, run!
1141
01:13:52,870 --> 01:13:55,937
No, Pootie stays!
[Crew laughing]
1142
01:13:57,508 --> 01:13:59,941
[Crew cheering]
1143
01:14:00,010 --> 01:14:03,912
♪♪
1144
01:14:06,116 --> 01:14:08,984
♪ see, right about now
it's going down like this ♪
1145
01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:11,620
♪ Little J, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1146
01:14:11,689 --> 01:14:13,489
♪ Pootie Tang, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1147
01:14:13,558 --> 01:14:16,725
♪ Mowtown, baby ♪ ♪ whoa,
whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1148
01:14:16,794 --> 01:14:19,761
♪ hey, you know what ♪
♪ I'm gonna get things my way ♪
1149
01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:22,097
♪ 'cause I know how to play it
in the right way ♪
1150
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:25,684
♪ 0-7-365 days
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1151
01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:28,404
♪ and y'all sing his name ♪
♪ Little J ♪
1152
01:14:28,472 --> 01:14:31,106
♪ girl, sing his name ♪
♪ Little J ♪
1153
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:33,809
♪ girl, sing his name ♪
♪ Little J ♪
1154
01:14:33,877 --> 01:14:36,412
♪ whoa, whoa, whoa
whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1155
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,947
♪ Little J ♪♪
1156
01:14:40,150 --> 01:14:43,852
I'm gonna sine your kitty
on the sepatime.
1157
01:14:43,921 --> 01:14:45,887
♪♪
[belt cracks]
1158
01:14:51,829 --> 01:14:53,895
♪ Whoa, Pootie Tang ♪
1159
01:14:53,964 --> 01:14:56,131
♪ you gonna sine that pitty
Pootie Tang ♪
1160
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,467
♪ you gotta sine that pitty
Pootie Tang ♪
1161
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:01,036
♪ you gonna, you gotta
you gonna, you gotta ♪
1162
01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:06,275
[Pootie Tang] I'm gonna sine
your pitty on the runny kine.
1163
01:15:10,281 --> 01:15:12,748
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
love the ladies ♪
1164
01:15:12,816 --> 01:15:15,083
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
sabe his damies ♪
1165
01:15:15,152 --> 01:15:17,319
♪ Pootie Tang, be careful
the children ♪
1166
01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:19,421
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
dai on the dildren ♪
1167
01:15:19,490 --> 01:15:22,090
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
he gonna, he gotta ♪
1168
01:15:22,159 --> 01:15:24,092
♪ he gotta ♪
1169
01:15:27,698 --> 01:15:31,634
♪ whoa, if you're
sellin' drugs ♪
1170
01:15:31,702 --> 01:15:34,637
Baby, I'm gonna sine
your pitty...
1171
01:15:34,705 --> 01:15:37,339
On the runny...
1172
01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:39,758
Kine.
1173
01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,577
Man! Pootie
done did it again!
1174
01:15:41,646 --> 01:15:43,412
♪ Ohh ♪
1175
01:15:43,481 --> 01:15:45,947
7-0-2.
1176
01:15:46,016 --> 01:15:48,016
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1177
01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:53,822
♪ oh, oh, oh
whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
1178
01:15:53,891 --> 01:15:56,725
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1179
01:15:56,794 --> 01:15:59,662
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1180
01:15:59,730 --> 01:16:02,431
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1181
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,801
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1182
01:16:05,869 --> 01:16:08,804
♪ Pootie is a shot-callin' player
stackin' nothin' but papers ♪
1183
01:16:08,872 --> 01:16:11,674
♪ he gets his mack on with
flavor ♪ ♪ always playin' ♪
1184
01:16:11,742 --> 01:16:15,076
♪ when he goes out kickin' and
clubbin' or when he's with B.B. Bumpin' ♪
1185
01:16:15,145 --> 01:16:17,813
♪ he knows the ladies they
love him ♪ ♪ Pootie tangin' ♪
1186
01:16:17,881 --> 01:16:21,049
♪ and he's got this look in his
eyes like I'm his number one prize ♪
1187
01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:23,952
♪ and yet still he
maintains composure ♪
1188
01:16:24,021 --> 01:16:26,922
♪ so when you're doin' your
thing do it like Pootie Tang ♪
1189
01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:29,808
♪ he hangs for some time
we get to know ya ♪
1190
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:32,928
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1191
01:16:32,996 --> 01:16:35,597
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1192
01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:38,934
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1193
01:16:39,002 --> 01:16:41,870
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1194
01:16:41,939 --> 01:16:44,440
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1195
01:16:44,508 --> 01:16:47,776
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1196
01:16:47,845 --> 01:16:50,813
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1197
01:16:50,881 --> 01:16:53,849
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1198
01:16:53,917 --> 01:16:55,334
♪ Pootie, you know
you're one in a million ♪
1199
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:57,402
♪ you speakin'
what you be feelin' ♪
1200
01:16:57,471 --> 01:16:59,888
♪ and now you got me
I'm willin' ♪
1201
01:16:59,957 --> 01:17:01,556
♪ wanna breathe the air
that you're breathin' ♪
1202
01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:05,828
♪ shall we tell you the reason I
think I'm what you be needin' ♪
1203
01:17:05,896 --> 01:17:08,764
♪ come on, baby let's take a
ride just wanna be by your side ♪
1204
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,567
♪ got a feeling like
it's my duty ♪
1205
01:17:11,635 --> 01:17:14,920
♪ to let you share my world
just wanna be your girl ♪
1206
01:17:14,989 --> 01:17:17,639
♪ 'cause I like the way
you're tangin', Pootie ♪
1207
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:20,843
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1208
01:17:20,911 --> 01:17:23,912
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1209
01:17:23,981 --> 01:17:26,948
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1210
01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:30,151
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1211
01:17:30,220 --> 01:17:32,821
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1212
01:17:32,890 --> 01:17:35,624
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1213
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:38,594
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1214
01:17:38,662 --> 01:17:42,464
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1215
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:44,065
♪♪ [indistinct]
1216
01:17:44,134 --> 01:17:46,001
♪ Hey ♪
1217
01:17:46,069 --> 01:17:51,339
♪♪ [indistinct]
1218
01:17:51,409 --> 01:17:53,842
♪ Ooh ohh ♪
1219
01:17:53,911 --> 01:17:56,077
♪♪ [indistinct]
1220
01:17:56,146 --> 01:17:58,547
♪ Ooh ♪
1221
01:17:58,616 --> 01:18:00,783
♪ boy, you kill me ♪
1222
01:18:00,868 --> 01:18:02,618
♪♪ [indistinct]
1223
01:18:02,686 --> 01:18:06,488
♪ Ooh, he's Pootie tangin' ♪
1224
01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:09,090
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1225
01:18:09,159 --> 01:18:11,827
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1226
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,596
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1227
01:18:14,665 --> 01:18:18,567
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1228
01:18:18,636 --> 01:18:20,769
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1229
01:18:20,838 --> 01:18:23,839
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1230
01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:26,675
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1231
01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:31,046
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1232
01:18:42,192 --> 01:18:44,860
♪ If you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1233
01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:48,229
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1234
01:18:48,298 --> 01:18:50,799
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1235
01:18:50,868 --> 01:18:53,635
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1236
01:18:53,704 --> 01:18:56,872
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1237
01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:59,908
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1238
01:18:59,977 --> 01:19:02,778
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1239
01:19:02,847 --> 01:19:06,615
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1240
01:19:06,684 --> 01:19:08,717
Capachow.
1241
01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:11,553
Sepatime.
Wa-da-tah.
1242
01:19:11,622 --> 01:19:13,555
Yeah, baby.
1243
01:21:01,799 --> 01:21:03,732
Sa da tay.
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