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So, how you doing?
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‐ I'm an industry pariah.
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Rita Weiss is probably
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putting her sign in their
front yard as we speak.
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‐ Responsible for domestic violence
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and the death of innocents.
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‐ Well, you still have your health.
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‐ I've been thinking that it
might be time for us to go legit
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but now I've decided: nah.
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We gotta be who we are.
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‐ We are going to come
back to the office tomorrow
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ready to kick a whole lot of ass
and close a whole lot of escrow.
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Hell, yeah, we are!
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♪ Lively music ♪
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, jeez!
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‐ That is fabulous!
What do you think of this?
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Do you think he'll enjoy it?
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‐ Oh! ‐ Oh!
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You need to get the
prong on this ring fixed!
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It keeps catching.
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‐ It's bad luck to take
it off before the wedding.
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‐ Not sure that's a thing, Priya.
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‐ Well, it should be.
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‐ Mm. One hell of a rock.
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‐ It's been in Leon's
family for generations.
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And now, so am I!
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‐ Who is the, uh, happy, spooky lady?
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‐ That's Ruby, Leon's great aunt.
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‐ Is she... okay?
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‐ She has a little dementia
but she's very sweet.
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She took care of Leon after his mom died.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ I'm going to see if she's okay.
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Hi.
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‐ How's the mother of
the bride holding up?
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Oh. Ask her after
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a few more of these.
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Marty, let's get some more
hors d'oeuvres over there.
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We have bridesmaid's dresses to fill out.
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Did you have something to do with that?
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‐ Not guilty.
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‐ Nobody looks good in frosting.
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‐ Lovely wall colours.
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The bold blue, invoking the sea,
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the sky.
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‐ It's a nice house when
it's full of people like this.
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‐ Fantastic!
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‐ Most of the time I'm alone
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and it feels like
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Castle Dracula meets Ice Station Zebra.
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If you ladies don't stop
giving her such ugly lingerie,
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I'll never have any grandchildren.
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It's good having her home.
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Otherwise, I'd just rattle about
these rooms thinking about Dev.
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‐ Yeah, we all miss him.
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‐ Don't get me wrong.
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I couldn't be happier for Priya.
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I love...
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‐ What's‐his‐name. ‐ Leon.
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‐ Leon.
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He's smart, makes a good living.
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I just wish Dev was here
to walk her down the aisle.
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‐ She's been planning this
wedding since high school.
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A winter wedding at the lodge. Candles...
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pine boughs and snow.
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‐ We're Desi. It's unnatural.
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I almost sold this place after Dev passed,
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but Priya insisted I hang onto it
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so she and Leon could get married here.
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‐ And... Then what?
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‐ I dump this beast.
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Find somewhere small on a beach
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where people see pictures of snow and say,
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"Jeez, what's that?"
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‐ Hang on. You're almost there.
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‐ Oh. I just wish it was over.
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‐ Ah!
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‐ Only my idiot sister
would think it's a good idea
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to arm the bride.
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Marty, let's do that ugly, fake,
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cake‐face thing.
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Time to cut the cake, beti.
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‐ Cake time.
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Oh!
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Oh, wow!
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This is lovely.
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All right...
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♪ Sinister music ♪
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Oh, my God!
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‐ Who you gonna call?
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♪ Opening Theme music ♪
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What does this look like to you?
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‐ Like Jack the Ripper
meets the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Hi, Susan!
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‐ Hey! How's the new place?
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‐ It will be great. Some day.
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‐ So, I'm just‐‐ I'm
really worried about Priya.
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You know, she's been my best
friend since we were little.
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We need to help her.
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And then we get to sell her mom's house.
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Happily ever afters all around.
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‐ What's the story?
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‐ Oh, it's a gorgeous winter lodge.
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Prime location, oversize lot,
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magnificent, handcrafted woodwork.
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A legacy property
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searching for a new trustee.
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‐ I was asking about
the buttercream stigmata.
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What's the story there?
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‐ Oh!
Priya cut it open at her bridal shower
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and it started bleeding!
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‐ Ew.
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Maybe you should just focus
on the wedding right now.
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‐ I can multi‐task!
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I can be a friend
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and a bridesmaid and a real
estate agent simultaneously.
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This is the kind of elite listing we need.
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Looks like they've stopped the bleeding.
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I'll let you know when I
get our name on a contract.
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‐ I thought you were a workaholic.
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‐ Oh,
I once sent her a meeting invite titled
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"work/life balance."
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She declined it.
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Hey. You forget something?
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Hey! Forgot to tell you
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your face looks like a rhino's butt.
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‐ Rita, I thought, hoped,
prayed you were someone else.
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‐ If only.
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Look, we need to talk face‐to‐face.
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I'll come by your office tomorrow,
nine o'clock.
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♪ Emotional music ♪
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You take over.
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Hey.
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Hey. It's all right.
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We've had a crap few weeks.
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It's going to get better.
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‐ Leon, I don't know how
much more of this I can take!
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First, I fell in the shower
and then the hutch tipped over.
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‐ It missed you.
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‐ But, like, by an inch!
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The house is trying to kill me.
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Then I murdered our cake.
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You should stay away from me.
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‐ Honey...
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‐ For your own good.
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‐ It's all good.
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Look,
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in a few weeks we'll be married
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then we'll be off to Fiji.
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And then we'll have a whole,
beautiful life together.
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‐ God, I hope so.
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‐ Nothing's gonna stop
me from marrying you.
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♪ Music fades out ♪
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‐ So, I told the guests the
cake had raspberry filling in it
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and the heat from the kitchen
caused pressure to build,
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so when the knife cut in, it...
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‐ Is that what happened?
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How's Priya?
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‐ Ach. She's a wreck.
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This wedding is going to kill us all.
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‐ I heard about her fall.
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And her close call with the hutch.
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‐ That girl has never
been a prima ballerina,
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but ever since those kids got engaged
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she's been bumping into
this and falling down that.
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‐ And this all happened here?
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‐ That's right.
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‐ In this house?
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‐ What are you getting at?
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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‐ Maybe it's not Priya.
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Or the wedding.
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Maybe it's the house.
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The people I work with,
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they have
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a very particular set of skills.
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‐ I thought you were in real estate.
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‐ Yes, but we‐‐ our agency ‐
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specializes in houses that have some...
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challenges.
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It happens more than you might think.
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Let us help you.
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We'll get Priya through the wedding.
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Afterward, let us sell this house for you
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and we'll find you a lovely condo
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on a sun‐soaked beach.
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‐ I like you, Susan.
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You've always been a good friend to Priya.
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She loved having you over
because you would always
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clean her room.
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‐ The housekeeper always forgot to clean
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the top of the baseboards.
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‐ Can you still do the things?
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‐ Only when I absolutely have to.
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‐ I remember having you over
for dinner all those times.
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Nobody ever had to pass you the salt.
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‐ So, the house.
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Can we help you?
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‐ Hm.
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‐ Wonderful!
I'll put together the contracts.
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‐ I don't think there's any rush.
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‐ Oh!
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‐ What are you doing here, Ruby?
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‐ Do I know you?
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‐ I'm Priya's mom.
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‐ Oh.
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Leon's Priya!
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Oh.
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She's so lovely.
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‐ Hm.
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♪ Gentle music ♪
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‐ Are you Priya?
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‐ Oh, no. I'm Priya's friend.
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I'm Susan.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Would you like to sit by the window?
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‐ I thought I was.
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‐ Leon says Ruby has
occasional glimmers of clarity
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but I've yet to witness one.
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‐ Aunt Ruby,
can we get you a glass of wine or something?
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‐ There's only more to come.
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‐ More wine?
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‐ More blood.
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‐ I heard
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business is in the crapper.
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‐ Oh, we've been better.
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‐ Well, here's the thing:
I have a property.
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Several properties, in fact,
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that could...
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benefit
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from your particular brand of
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horseshit.
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‐ You want to hire us?
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‐ On a consulting basis.
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‐ You want to hire us.
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‐ For an agreed‐upon percentage of‐‐
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♪ Playful music ♪
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‐ Come on.
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You gotta say the words.
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‐ I...
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want...
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‐ Mm. ‐ ...to hire you.
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‐ Ooh.
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Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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‐ Hm.
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You are such a used diaper
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full of medical waste.
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‐ So, what's the catch?
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‐ What do you mean?
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‐ Well,
what you're doing could be considered
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in some cultures...
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a nice thing.
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‐ Don't kid yourself.
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I have clients.
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They have houses with problems
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that you and the rest of the
cast of Cabin In The Woods
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might be able to solve.
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In the end,
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I am going to make money.
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A lot of it.
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If that makes me the happy little helicopter
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that lowers a rope to help
you save you from yourselves,
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I'll just have to live with that.
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‐ Thank you.
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‐ Hm.
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‐ Seriously.
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‐ You owe me big time.
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Pus dumpster.
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‐ Da‐dun‐da‐dah.
271
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‐ Hm.
272
00:12:02,878 --> 00:12:04,448
Just wow!
273
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,354
‐ Do not tell my mom that I showed you.
274
00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:09,491
‐ Oh, it is magnificent.
275
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,832
‐ It doesn't suck.
276
00:12:14,836 --> 00:12:16,840
‐ What's going on out there?
277
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:21,148
‐ Hm,
it didn't feel this snug at the shop.
278
00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,219
Susan, I am deputizing you.
279
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Hit me with a Taser
280
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,225
if you see me consuming any sugar
281
00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:27,762
before the reception.
282
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,072
Susan?
283
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,276
♪ Mysterious music ♪
284
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,996
No one hears me!
285
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,432
No one listens!
286
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,904
‐ Ruby!
287
00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:50,874
Can I help you?
288
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,377
‐ Oh!
289
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:57,287
I tried to fix it,
290
00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,857
but I can't.
291
00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:00,393
‐ It's okay.
You're‐you're just turned around.
292
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,997
‐ Oh!
293
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,386
Susan!
294
00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:17,027
‐ Ah, I'll be right back, okay?
I'll be right back.
295
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,396
‐ Oh!
296
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,201
Oh.
297
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,139
Oh.
298
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:30,821
‐ Susan!
299
00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,281
Six listin
300
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:05,023
Rita gave us six listings?
What's wrong with them?
301
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:07,561
‐ Oh, just the usual.
I got Phil, August and Zooey
302
00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:09,331
doing the initial prep.
303
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,571
We'll see what's going on here
and we'll divide and conquer.
304
00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:14,307
It's a nice place.
305
00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:16,011
Is the family around?
306
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,013
‐ Brunch.
307
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:19,418
We pretty much have the house to ourselves.
308
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:20,921
When Priya's dad was alive,
309
00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,223
this whole front
310
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,227
was planted with marigolds.
311
00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,964
He was from Bangalore
312
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,335
and wanted the place to smell like home.
313
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,339
I'll never forget that.
314
00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:32,177
Dev and his marigolds.
315
00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:33,613
♪ Mysterious music ♪
316
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,024
‐ Let's go inside.
317
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,973
‐ I get why she wants to get married here.
318
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,579
Some of my best memories were in this house.
319
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,549
Parties, sleepovers,
320
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,421
watching the NBA finals with her dad.
321
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,659
Yeah, I practically grew up here.
322
00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:58,663
‐ So, Dad kept the faith?
323
00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:01,468
‐ Kamala is Christian
but they made it work.
324
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:05,109
Dev kept the old ways, the daily worship.
325
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,579
‐ Puja.
326
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,052
So, this was Dad.
327
00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:11,355
‐ You don't think that...?
328
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,359
‐ Gotta consider everything.
329
00:15:13,359 --> 00:15:14,529
‐ No.
330
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:15,664
Dev loved Priya.
331
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,367
He would never want to hurt her.
332
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,539
‐ Maybe that's not his intention.
333
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,509
♪ Gentle music fades out ♪
334
00:15:26,619 --> 00:15:28,289
‐ So, those are all bedrooms
335
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,994
and the master suite is at
the end of the hall‐‐
336
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,397
Shit.
337
00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,643
Aunt Ruby?
338
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,181
Why are you here alone?
339
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,152
‐ Ah.
340
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,089
I needed a nap.
341
00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,993
‐ Hey, Susan.
342
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:49,431
Ruby was feeling a little
tired so we left early.
343
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,536
‐ Leon, this is Luke Roman.
We work together.
344
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:53,105
‐ Leon Baptiste.
345
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:55,176
Most know me as the groom around here.
346
00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:57,113
‐ Congratulations. ‐ Thank you.
347
00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:59,384
‐ You were talking to the man.
348
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,056
‐ Uh, what man?
349
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,527
‐ Uh‐uh.
350
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,566
The father of the bride.
351
00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,439
You were talking in front of the house.
352
00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:12,010
♪ Mysterious music ♪
353
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,980
‐ They were talking?
354
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,185
‐ His name was Dev.
355
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,663
Why was he so upset?
356
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:24,301
‐ Okay.
357
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,973
We weren't actually talking.
358
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,211
There was no conversation.
359
00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:31,716
But he is a presence in that house.
360
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,054
You feel him everywhere.
361
00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:35,691
‐ I will never believe
362
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,030
Dev would want to do anything to hurt Priya.
363
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:45,409
‐ These dead souls, they hate change.
364
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,615
They're stuck here like a bug in amber
365
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,554
and a lot of them resent
the ones they left behind
366
00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:52,791
move on with their lives,
change addresses, get married.
367
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,029
‐ Well, what about that Aunt Ruby person?
368
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:56,431
She raised Leon.
369
00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:59,070
Maybe‐maybe she's
trying to stop the wedding
370
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,543
to keep him for herself?
371
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,481
‐ And now you're speculating.
372
00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,489
‐ If it is Dev...
373
00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:11,061
Help him, okay?
374
00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,631
Don't dissemble his molecules
375
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,502
with one of August's contraptions.
376
00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:17,073
‐ That is the plan.
377
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:19,579
Do you mind if I drop you off at the office?
378
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,583
Gotta help Megan move some things.
379
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,485
‐ Sure.
380
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,325
‐ Okay.
381
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,429
Even though I don't want to believe
382
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,066
that you're actually there,
383
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,271
I'd like to share two thoughts.
384
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,076
First,
385
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,546
I'm leaving on my own terms,
386
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,784
in a calm, confident manner.
387
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,222
Not fleeing in terror.
388
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,527
I win. You lose.
389
00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,265
And second?
390
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,438
You missed out on a really great kid.
391
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:11,582
Luke grew up to be this smart,
kind, wonderful man.
392
00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:14,555
Not because of you, but in spite of you.
393
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,327
But I have to believe that it was you
394
00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,863
that brought him into this weird,
395
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,736
awful little world full of death and...
396
00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,372
monsters
397
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:26,411
and things that don't
make any empirical sense.
398
00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,815
♪ Emotional music ♪
399
00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,390
So, damn you for that.
400
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,667
‐ On to e
401
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,136
we're going to divide and conquer.
402
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:56,539
Zooey, keep us organized.
403
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,843
‐ It is my entire raison d'être.
404
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,883
‐ Let's do this.
405
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,620
♪ Driving rock music ♪
406
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,791
♪ Rock music continues ♪
407
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,934
♪ Doorbell ♪
408
00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:56,344
Back together again.
409
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,848
♪ Gentle emotional score ♪
410
00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:03,425
Amazing job, everybody.
411
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,835
Come here.
412
00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,441
I want you guys to take
another look at this.
413
00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,949
‐ So,
now we're all about Priya's place, right?
414
00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:17,286
‐ Absolutely. Are things okay?
415
00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:18,489
‐ So far so good.
416
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,359
Leon took the ring to the jeweler
417
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,363
and had that jagged prong fixed.
418
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,402
You don't suppose that
was it the whole time?
419
00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:27,273
Some sort of jewelry curse?
420
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:30,379
‐ Sure! Maybe. Seems unlikely.
421
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:31,516
Probably not.
422
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,385
So, when is the ceremony?
423
00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,788
‐ Saturday night.
424
00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:37,093
A Christian ceremony with
some Hindi traditions.
425
00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,696
Really charming.
426
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,800
‐ How do you think her
father would feel about that?
427
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,504
‐ Dev was very open‐minded.
428
00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:44,775
‐ Hey, Luke. You got a second?
429
00:21:46,979 --> 00:21:50,052
We noticed this when we
mapped out Rita's places.
430
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,789
They look totally random until...
431
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,530
You drop in one more data point.
432
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,666
‐ The Donovan House.
433
00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:58,335
‐ As Donovan gets closer,
434
00:21:58,335 --> 00:21:59,905
our P.K.E. readings get higher.
435
00:22:01,107 --> 00:22:04,113
‐ Now that Megan has relocated
and the house is vacant
436
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,953
in the, uh, corporeal sense,
437
00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:09,457
I'd like to take some additional readings.
438
00:22:10,492 --> 00:22:13,533
‐ You don't want to go to the wedding.
439
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:18,743
‐ I've, uh,
walked the aisle with four daughters.
440
00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:21,414
I've experienced four rehearsal dinners.
441
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,385
I've survived four receptions,
442
00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:26,692
restrained myself from
murdering four best men
443
00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:28,563
after four tasteless toasts.
444
00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:30,934
I've done my time.
445
00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,071
‐ So, what's tonight?
446
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,777
‐ Tonight is a quiet evening at home;
447
00:22:35,777 --> 00:22:37,046
a family dinner.
448
00:22:37,046 --> 00:22:38,616
‐ Are you invited?
449
00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:40,085
‐ I'm family.
450
00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:43,593
‐ I would really like to
check the energy of that family.
451
00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:44,762
Can we be your plus four?
452
00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,064
‐ Plus three.
453
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,768
I got homework to do.
454
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:51,809
‐ They did want me to
find the photographer.
455
00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,447
‐ Well, there you go.
456
00:22:54,447 --> 00:22:56,852
You just stop by and take
a couple shots of the fam
457
00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:58,455
with your Kirlian CDC,
458
00:22:58,455 --> 00:23:00,594
have a little champagne
and fried eggplant curry,
459
00:23:00,594 --> 00:23:01,996
then you're off the hook.
460
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,702
‐ Ah, I do adore fried eggplant curry.
461
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:09,043
‐ I need to talk to
Priya about her father.
462
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:10,479
‐ Ah, no.
463
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,018
‐ I really think that it is possible‐‐
464
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,757
‐ No, I‐I don't mean no. I mean,
465
00:23:15,757 --> 00:23:18,763
I'll talk to her. It should be me.
466
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:26,044
‐ Lovely. Thank you, ladies.
467
00:23:26,044 --> 00:23:28,181
With pleasure.
468
00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:29,885
‐ Nothing demonic there.
469
00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:31,622
‐ Yeah, well something possessed her
470
00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:33,025
to buy those shoes.
471
00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:40,105
‐ Anything?
472
00:23:40,105 --> 00:23:41,141
‐ Mm.
473
00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:44,648
‐ I'm collecting imagery
on everyone in the family
474
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:47,119
but thus far I've not
seen anything alarming.
475
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,756
‐ What about her?
476
00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,994
‐ All of her numbers are normal.
477
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,864
If anything, a bit low.
478
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,902
‐ Maybe she's in energy‐saving mode?
479
00:23:57,941 --> 00:24:00,412
‐ Ooh, god, your boss is...
480
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,085
attractive.
481
00:24:03,653 --> 00:24:05,122
You and he aren't...?
482
00:24:05,122 --> 00:24:06,792
‐ No, no.
483
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:08,830
No, I'm trying to hit all of the bad
484
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,101
life choices before I start repeating any.
485
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:15,944
‐ Any ideas about why these
things keep happening to me?
486
00:24:15,944 --> 00:24:18,181
‐ We'll figure it out. Don't worry.
487
00:24:19,818 --> 00:24:21,221
‐ You know the other night,
488
00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:23,960
when my corset was about to kill me
489
00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:28,536
there was a second I was afraid
you weren't gonna, you know?
490
00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:29,905
Do the thing.
491
00:24:29,905 --> 00:24:32,009
‐ I‐I'm sorry. It's just,
492
00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:34,080
you know, I‐I never liked to...
493
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,585
‐ You know, I never told anyone.
494
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,692
‐ You're a good friend.
495
00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:42,163
‐ Well, all of those summers by the lake,
496
00:24:42,163 --> 00:24:44,033
it was pretty cool being the only cabin
497
00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:46,204
that always had a campfire.
498
00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:49,712
‐ Priya,
I wanted to talk to you about your dad‐‐
499
00:24:49,712 --> 00:24:52,918
‐ Oh, you know, I hate to see Ruby alone.
500
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:00,734
Aunt Ruby?
501
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,136
♪ Gentle music ♪
502
00:25:03,105 --> 00:25:04,842
Are you all right?
503
00:25:04,842 --> 00:25:06,244
‐ Oh...
504
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,252
So many pretty people.
505
00:25:11,187 --> 00:25:13,125
‐ I am just so glad that you're here
506
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,597
to see Leon and I get married.
507
00:25:15,864 --> 00:25:17,266
‐ No, I‐I'm not, dear.
508
00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,573
‐ Of course you are.
509
00:25:21,742 --> 00:25:23,278
‐ I'll be here, darling,
510
00:25:24,748 --> 00:25:26,184
but you'll be dead.
511
00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:30,159
♪ Ominous music ♪
512
00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:41,882
‐ y,
513
00:25:41,882 --> 00:25:43,886
‐ Hi, Zooey! Is Susan around?
514
00:25:43,886 --> 00:25:45,189
‐ Hi! ‐ Hi.
515
00:25:45,189 --> 00:25:46,859
‐ Hi.
516
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:48,763
Mm.
517
00:25:48,763 --> 00:25:50,265
‐ All righty. ‐ Ooh.
518
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,639
‐ Increased energy around the shrine,
519
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,075
but nothing unexpected.
520
00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:57,313
Religious iconography always interferes
521
00:25:57,313 --> 00:25:58,816
with normal energy flows.
522
00:25:58,816 --> 00:25:59,651
‐ Tell me about it.
523
00:25:59,651 --> 00:26:02,624
It interfered with 20 years of my life.
524
00:26:03,659 --> 00:26:06,097
‐ The greatest concentration
of P.K.E. in the house
525
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,201
is right here.
526
00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:09,170
Dad again.
527
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,209
‐ So,
nothing out of the ordinary on the guests.
528
00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:14,147
Even your friend in the wheelchair.
529
00:26:14,147 --> 00:26:16,619
‐ God, I thought she'd bend the needle.
530
00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:18,589
‐ But these...
531
00:26:20,058 --> 00:26:22,163
Are the last photos I took.
532
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,333
‐ The happy couple?
533
00:26:24,935 --> 00:26:26,939
‐ Now, that is weird.
534
00:26:26,939 --> 00:26:28,341
There's nothing on the bride.
535
00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,045
‐ Bride is clean.
536
00:26:30,045 --> 00:26:31,782
The groom
537
00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:35,155
is carrying some serious
metaphysical baggage.
538
00:26:36,357 --> 00:26:38,361
‐ Or he's being targeted.
539
00:26:38,361 --> 00:26:40,199
How do you feel about hacking into some
540
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,969
international birth and
death certificate records?
541
00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:42,938
‐ Oh, I love it.
542
00:26:42,938 --> 00:26:45,175
It's like existentially Googling your exes.
543
00:26:48,081 --> 00:26:49,651
‐ Mm.
544
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,856
‐ Thank you for picking this up for me.
545
00:26:51,856 --> 00:26:54,795
‐ Sorry I couldn't make it less hideous.
546
00:26:55,229 --> 00:26:56,832
‐ So, I, um...
547
00:26:58,335 --> 00:27:00,072
I‐I tried to talk to you last night
548
00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:02,711
but things got a little weird.
549
00:27:02,711 --> 00:27:04,080
‐ Ah, you think?
550
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,819
"You're gonna be dead?" Who says that?
551
00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,756
‐ She's old? ‐ She's batshit crazy.
552
00:27:08,756 --> 00:27:12,329
I don't care if she raised Leon.
That is not okay.
553
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:15,970
‐ So, um, we've known each
other since the fourth grade.
554
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,408
‐ Yes, since you sucker‐punched
Todd Prentiss for calling me
555
00:27:18,408 --> 00:27:20,713
‐ a racist name. ‐ Not accurate.
556
00:27:20,713 --> 00:27:22,383
He saw it coming. He was just too slow.
557
00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:23,619
‐ You were my hero.
558
00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:28,028
God, I think that that's when I
decided that I wanted to be you.
559
00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:29,397
‐ Me?
560
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:32,269
Well,
you were way more popular than I ever was!
561
00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:33,739
And you were much better at sports.
562
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,409
‐ Yeah, but when you hit a softball,
563
00:27:35,409 --> 00:27:37,279
it seemed to go further
564
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:38,950
and, occasionally, change direction.
565
00:27:40,753 --> 00:27:42,891
I know, that's before you could control it,
566
00:27:42,891 --> 00:27:45,864
but it did give you this air of mystery.
567
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:49,905
And you had secrets and,
ah, you were so smart.
568
00:27:49,905 --> 00:27:53,311
You know that people used to
think that you were an alien?
569
00:27:53,311 --> 00:27:54,882
‐ Silly Earthlings.
570
00:27:58,723 --> 00:28:00,760
‐ Oh, god,
it feels so good to laugh again.
571
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,764
You know, I'm afraid to go out.
572
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,433
If you guys don't figure
out what is going on‐‐
573
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,904
‐ Actually, we...
574
00:28:05,904 --> 00:28:07,406
We have a theory.
575
00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:11,749
‐ Okay.
576
00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:13,786
‐ I need to talk to you about your dad.
577
00:28:13,786 --> 00:28:16,324
‐ Did he stiff you on money
you won betting on the NBA?
578
00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:18,161
‐ Priya... ‐ 'Cuz you really should have
579
00:28:18,161 --> 00:28:20,900
said something when we
were settling the estate.
580
00:28:22,336 --> 00:28:24,006
‐ Have you seen him?
581
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,277
Lately?
582
00:28:27,479 --> 00:28:29,217
‐ I mean,
I think about my dad every day‐‐
583
00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:31,354
‐ I'm not talking about memories.
584
00:28:31,354 --> 00:28:33,191
♪ Emotional music ♪
585
00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:34,828
Have you...
586
00:28:35,162 --> 00:28:36,464
seen him?
587
00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:38,736
In the house?
588
00:28:40,339 --> 00:28:43,946
‐ Wait,
all of this bad shit that's been happening,
589
00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:46,117
you think it's my dad?
590
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,088
My dead dad.
591
00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:50,259
That he‐he's trying to stop the wedding?
592
00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:52,296
That he's trying to hurt me?
593
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,367
‐ Yeah.
594
00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,304
He may not be the...
595
00:28:57,473 --> 00:28:59,310
the father you remember.
596
00:29:03,753 --> 00:29:05,790
‐ I'm not listening to this anymore.
597
00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,326
‐ Wha... Priya! Hold on.
598
00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:11,100
‐ I am aware of your company's
weird little specialty.
599
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:14,240
You are seeing spooks around
every corner now, aren't you?
600
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,275
‐ Priya!
601
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:18,148
‐ You know,
maybe you shouldn't be at the wedding.
602
00:29:18,148 --> 00:29:19,216
Just stay away from‐‐
603
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,254
‐ Ooh!
604
00:29:21,254 --> 00:29:22,857
♪ Ominous music ♪
605
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,946
‐ This elevator is perfect.
606
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,315
Zero defects.
607
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,052
‐ You're kidding me?
608
00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:38,288
‐ You don't understand:
609
00:29:38,288 --> 00:29:40,860
what you described literally can't happen.
610
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:43,465
‐ Well, the doors opened,
and nothing was there.
611
00:29:43,465 --> 00:29:44,968
‐ According to...?
612
00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:46,104
‐ People.
613
00:29:46,104 --> 00:29:49,410
‐ All I can tell you is that
this is a properly installed,
614
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,582
properly maintained medium
615
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:55,022
for safe vertical transport.
616
00:29:55,022 --> 00:29:58,028
‐ Hm. So you'll be riding it down, then?
617
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:09,116
‐ I'm off to the Donovan house.
618
00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:10,520
‐ Good luck.
619
00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:12,991
‐ I believe I'll take the stairs.
620
00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:14,795
‐ Hm. Good choice.
621
00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,903
‐ Priya, I know you and your dad
622
00:30:18,903 --> 00:30:21,040
had such an amazing relationship.
623
00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,044
‐ When we were in high school,
624
00:30:23,044 --> 00:30:25,349
I had that strict 11 o'clock curfew
625
00:30:26,184 --> 00:30:28,956
and if some boy dropped me off
626
00:30:28,956 --> 00:30:31,294
even a minute after 11,
627
00:30:31,294 --> 00:30:35,102
Dad would blink the light
switch three times and it meant,
628
00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:38,241
"I'm not going to embarrass
you with an appearance,
629
00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:41,247
but you need to know that I'm watching.
630
00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:42,884
♪ Warm music ♪
631
00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:45,055
And I love you."
632
00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:48,996
‐ Dev was a great dad.
633
00:30:48,996 --> 00:30:50,465
And not just to you.
634
00:30:50,465 --> 00:30:53,038
My dad was working all the time.
635
00:30:53,038 --> 00:30:54,841
Traveling...
636
00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:57,012
Dev was always there for me.
637
00:30:57,012 --> 00:30:58,516
‐ Me, too.
638
00:31:01,622 --> 00:31:03,291
‐ You okay?
639
00:31:04,594 --> 00:31:05,997
‐ Uh, yeah.
640
00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:12,109
‐ Just curious:
what do you know about the spooky aunt?
641
00:31:12,109 --> 00:31:13,879
‐ Ruby?
642
00:31:13,879 --> 00:31:16,552
Uh, she raised Leon.
643
00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:17,954
He worships her.
644
00:31:17,954 --> 00:31:19,256
‐ How bad is her dementia?
645
00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:21,995
‐ She's a little slow on the uptake.
646
00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:24,166
Has trouble recognizing people.
647
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,370
‐ I've just found that
people with dementia
648
00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:29,343
are kind of like the things
we find in old houses:
649
00:31:29,343 --> 00:31:31,615
we just kind of understand each other.
650
00:31:34,286 --> 00:31:36,023
Tonight is the rehearsal dinner?
651
00:31:36,658 --> 00:31:38,394
Yep.
652
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,267
The show must go on!
653
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,871
♪ Gentle music ♪
654
00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:53,124
‐ What the...?
655
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,069
‐ Hello!
656
00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:00,540
‐ I thought you were long gone.
657
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,209
‐ Oh.
658
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,679
‐ Let me help.
659
00:32:03,679 --> 00:32:07,587
‐ Thank you.
This is, uh, the last of my stuff.
660
00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:12,095
We're leaving a bunch of
my grandfather's furniture
661
00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:13,465
and books;
662
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,101
some of his art.
663
00:32:15,736 --> 00:32:17,439
Susan wants it for staging.
664
00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:21,247
‐ Ah.
665
00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:28,996
‐ I never want to go in there again.
666
00:32:28,996 --> 00:32:30,465
‐ I don't blame you.
667
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:33,438
‐ But you're going inside anyway.
668
00:32:33,438 --> 00:32:35,342
‐ It's my job.
669
00:32:35,342 --> 00:32:37,179
‐ Yeah.
670
00:32:37,179 --> 00:32:39,049
♪ Gentle music ♪
671
00:32:39,383 --> 00:32:41,420
You know,
672
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,291
I used to be scared of you.
673
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,162
‐ Really?
674
00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:47,332
That pleases me to no end.
675
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:49,036
‐ That I was scared of you?
676
00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:51,040
‐ That you no longer are.
677
00:32:53,378 --> 00:32:55,015
Megan...
678
00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,021
Luke is a very...
679
00:32:58,656 --> 00:33:00,292
Very fine man.
680
00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,131
But he is an anomaly.
681
00:33:04,701 --> 00:33:08,174
He walks an odd, often lonely path.
682
00:33:09,678 --> 00:33:12,784
I'm so glad you've chosen
to walk it with him,
683
00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:14,654
for however long.
684
00:33:15,523 --> 00:33:17,292
‐ It isn't always easy.
685
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:18,729
‐ Ahh...
686
00:33:19,296 --> 00:33:21,568
Why is it that the sweetest rewards
687
00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:25,475
only sing to us on the
other side of hardship?
688
00:33:25,475 --> 00:33:27,112
‐ That's beautiful.
689
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,684
Is that Shakespeare?
690
00:33:29,684 --> 00:33:32,089
‐ No, just a thought I had this morning
691
00:33:32,089 --> 00:33:33,692
while feeding my cat.
692
00:33:33,692 --> 00:33:35,195
‐ Hm.
693
00:33:39,270 --> 00:33:40,706
‐ Go.
694
00:33:41,407 --> 00:33:43,144
Leave this awful place behind.
695
00:34:00,078 --> 00:34:01,515
♪ Ominous music ♪
696
00:34:05,823 --> 00:34:07,359
Shall we dance?
697
00:34:22,422 --> 00:34:25,228
Oh. Oh, my...
698
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,069
‐ It's okay.
699
00:34:30,272 --> 00:34:31,708
I'm Luke.
700
00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:34,113
I'm a friend of Priya's.
701
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,549
‐ I can...
702
00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,123
I hear you
703
00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:41,795
but we're not speaking.
704
00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:44,300
‐ You and me, Ruby...
705
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,276
we both have...
706
00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:51,715
a way.
707
00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,353
A gift.
708
00:34:56,858 --> 00:34:59,363
‐ If being old is a gift,
709
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,404
I'd like to give it back.
710
00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:09,751
Got a second?
711
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,487
You find something?
712
00:35:15,563 --> 00:35:17,399
We are all friends here.
713
00:35:17,399 --> 00:35:18,836
Go ahead.
714
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,777
♪ Emotional music ♪
715
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,402
‐ This is your "something new".
716
00:35:39,243 --> 00:35:41,782
Your father picked it
out just before he‐‐
717
00:35:42,784 --> 00:35:44,420
Well, you know.
718
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,872
He knew Leon was the one before you did.
719
00:35:57,814 --> 00:36:00,218
‐ And the death certificates
followed the marriage licenses
720
00:36:00,218 --> 00:36:02,456
by only days, sometimes hours.
721
00:36:02,456 --> 00:36:05,161
Luke, this goes back generations.
722
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,332
‐ 1926.
723
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,877
The first love...
724
00:36:15,816 --> 00:36:18,287
can never be the first wife.
725
00:36:21,628 --> 00:36:24,634
Leon's great‐great‐grandfather, Isaiah,
726
00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:27,205
was promised to a woman
727
00:36:27,205 --> 00:36:28,642
named Johanna.
728
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,652
But Isaiah loved another girl,
729
00:36:33,652 --> 00:36:35,255
named Anora.
730
00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:39,564
But, still,
731
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:43,304
a broken promise can be a powerful thing.
732
00:36:45,408 --> 00:36:48,849
There's always been whispers
about Johanna's mother ‐‐
733
00:36:50,218 --> 00:36:52,857
that she had a‐a certain power.
734
00:36:54,226 --> 00:36:55,663
And Johanna...
735
00:36:56,732 --> 00:36:59,336
she made a promise that very night
736
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,714
that the first love of all Baptiste men
737
00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:07,720
would die before they could wed.
738
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,431
And so, it has been ever since.
739
00:37:16,270 --> 00:37:18,675
Leon is next to have his heart broken.
740
00:37:19,811 --> 00:37:22,850
‐ The wedding is not until
tomorrow and Priya's still okay.
741
00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,486
So, maybe we can‐‐
742
00:37:24,486 --> 00:37:26,490
‐ Johanna will not be cheated.
743
00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,436
Priya must sleep tonight.
744
00:37:33,371 --> 00:37:35,543
But she won't wake up.
745
00:37:37,513 --> 00:37:38,949
She won't wake up.
746
00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:41,855
‐ Sh, sh, sh.
747
00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:45,629
Sh, sh, sh.
748
00:38:06,938 --> 00:38:08,575
♪ Mysterious music ♪
749
00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:28,314
Oh, dear.
750
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,721
Ahh!
751
00:38:34,493 --> 00:38:37,499
‐ You people are insane.
Leon, tell them they're wrong!
752
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:38,569
‐ It's a stupid old legend.
753
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:40,539
‐ Leon,
was your mother your father's first wife?
754
00:38:40,539 --> 00:38:42,475
‐ Of course!
755
00:38:42,475 --> 00:38:44,814
They were going to get married
right after I was born.
756
00:38:44,814 --> 00:38:48,689
She died. That's why my Aunt Ruby raised me.
757
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:50,526
‐ Leon. ‐ Wait!
758
00:38:50,526 --> 00:38:51,928
M‐my grandmother!
759
00:38:51,928 --> 00:38:53,765
She married my grandfather,
and she was his first‐‐
760
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,769
‐ His second love.
761
00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:59,009
I'm sorry. I've been studying
your family history all day.
762
00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:02,550
Yours too, by the way. We need to talk.
763
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,119
‐ Okay, but what about my family?
764
00:39:09,664 --> 00:39:11,000
‐ Jesse Baptiste.
765
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,404
Engaged to Renee Pierre.
766
00:39:13,404 --> 00:39:14,541
She died.
767
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:18,414
A year later he marries your grandma,
Keisha Samaroo.
768
00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:20,986
Your grandfather, Zuriel,
engaged to Felicia Henry.
769
00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:22,657
She dies so he married‐‐
770
00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:24,459
‐ Oh, okay! Just stop!
771
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,898
Look, I am sorry! I won't‐‐
772
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,469
I won't see her again, okay? So, just don't!
773
00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:32,475
‐ There's another way.
You get married right now.
774
00:39:32,475 --> 00:39:34,446
‐ Now? ‐ Now?
775
00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:36,150
‐ All right. But how?
776
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:38,054
‐ I know a guy.
777
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,395
‐ I was really your first love?
778
00:39:42,395 --> 00:39:43,832
‐ First and last.
779
00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:46,738
‐ Dearly beloved‐‐
780
00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:51,615
‐ The short version, Father. Hm?
781
00:39:51,615 --> 00:39:55,623
‐ Do you, Priya,
pledge to do the things‐‐
782
00:39:58,094 --> 00:39:59,697
‐ I do!
783
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:03,004
‐ Great. Super. So, do you, Leon...
784
00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:05,074
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the things! I do!
785
00:40:05,074 --> 00:40:07,045
You must not!!
786
00:40:11,487 --> 00:40:13,926
‐ Who's got the ring? Any ring will do!
787
00:40:13,926 --> 00:40:15,796
‐ Priya, your necklace!
788
00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:18,936
Wrap it around his finger! Use it as a ring!
789
00:40:21,908 --> 00:40:23,612
‐ Look out!
790
00:40:25,649 --> 00:40:27,520
Now that Priya and Leon have
given themselves to each other
791
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,060
by solemn vows with the joining of hands,
I pronounce you‐‐
792
00:40:44,186 --> 00:40:45,856
‐ It's Daddy!
793
00:40:45,856 --> 00:40:47,660
♪ Uplifting music ♪
794
00:40:48,227 --> 00:40:51,033
‐ I now pronounce you man and wife!
795
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,065
‐ You okay?
796
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,038
You smell that too, right?
797
00:41:11,641 --> 00:41:13,077
‐ Marigolds.
798
00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:15,181
‐ Daddy's marigolds.
799
00:41:21,093 --> 00:41:22,763
‐ Nice work, Padre.
800
00:41:23,598 --> 00:41:27,138
‐ Believe it or not,
I've worked worse weddings than that.
801
00:41:34,654 --> 00:41:36,090
♪ Mysterious music ♪
802
00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:42,035
‐ It's a bunch of texts from August.
803
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,540
He's back at the Donovan house.
804
00:41:45,809 --> 00:41:47,245
Megan is gone?
805
00:41:49,617 --> 00:41:51,053
‐ Afraid.
806
00:41:51,788 --> 00:41:53,324
August doesn't do "afraid".
807
00:42:39,216 --> 00:42:40,719
‐ Luke!
808
00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:43,658
Luke!
809
00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:47,833
Okay, buddy. Look at me! Look at me.
810
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,637
Stay with me. Stay with me. Yes.
811
00:42:49,637 --> 00:42:50,672
‐ Luke!
812
00:42:50,672 --> 00:42:52,308
‐ Oh, no, no, no! ‐ Call 911! Call 911!
813
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,045
Stay with me!
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