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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,925 [BORED TEENAGER OVER P.A.] Attention, shoppers, a mother's love is forever, 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,260 but Mother's Love rat poison 3 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:13,470 is only on sale till the end of the day. 4 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:16,598 Aw. 5 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:20,060 [BIRDS SINGING] 6 00:00:20,934 --> 00:00:23,147 Mommy! I was waiting by the window. 7 00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:24,982 Can I carry the bag with the milks? 8 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:26,859 I'm really strong. 9 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,110 [BART GRUNTS] 10 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,571 I drew you picture. 11 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,114 Yes, she did. 12 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,658 She drew it in pudding. 13 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,869 [MARGE] Oh. Pretty. 14 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,537 But we should clean that up. 15 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,997 No! 16 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,373 - No, no, no! - Fine, fine, fine. 17 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,708 - Pudding mommy can stay. - No kill pudding mommy! 18 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,461 You should've seen when I ate part of ketchup daddy. 19 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:46,463 [CRYING] No! 20 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,380 Look what I got. 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,423 [GASPS] 22 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,051 Oh, I love you, love you, love you. 23 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:54,470 Oh, let's play bubbles now. 24 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:55,554 [LAUGHS] 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,139 [LAUGHING] 26 00:00:57,141 --> 00:00:59,850 This is a perfect moment. 27 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,061 [SOBBING] 28 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,897 Marge, what's wrong? 29 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,983 It... it's slipping away. 30 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,684 You need to stop that. 31 00:01:09,686 --> 00:01:11,695 W-What did you say? 32 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:12,780 Bart! 33 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,865 - Whee! I'm flying! - Ah! [GRUNTS] 34 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,993 Bart! Bart! W-What is happening? 35 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,663 No! 36 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:22,665 Oh! 37 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,541 Oh. [MOANS] 38 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,960 Oh, no. He popped. 39 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:30,047 No, no! Don't sue me, Dracula! 40 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:32,716 [GROANS] Did you say something? 41 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,344 Oh, I-I was dreaming about those bubble parties 42 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:37,429 we used to have with the kids. 43 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,431 But I was so sad. 44 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,100 Why were you sad? 45 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,769 Because I knew it was gonna end. 46 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,896 [YAWNS] 47 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,689 I get it. That's why, for me, 48 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,943 the last foot of a six-foot party sub is... 49 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,194 bittersweet. 50 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,322 [GASPS] Honey, you're drenched! 51 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,532 [GROANS] It's bubble juice. 52 00:01:58,154 --> 00:02:00,619 Oh, honey, you don't look so good. 53 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,412 I mean, I think you look great, 54 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,664 but someone else, say, a doctor, 55 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,125 might be alarmed at your pale skin 56 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,336 that is both hot and cold. 57 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:13,465 Why did we eat at Tuesday o'fridayhan's last night? 58 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,386 [GROANS] I had three glasses of froz-s๏ฟฝ. 59 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,013 And a couple froz-oody Marys. 60 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,224 [LAUGHS] We got pretty hammered. 61 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,393 Ugh. And then we bought hot dogs 62 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,603 from that sketchy street vendor. 63 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,606 Oh, but they smelled so good. 64 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,483 - Wrapped in bacon... - Hmm? 65 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,984 ...sizzling in that hubcap... 66 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,277 Oh. 67 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,615 [RETCHING] 68 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,992 - Ugh. - Homer, don't listen. 69 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,121 We have to keep the... [RETCHES] 70 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:46,415 romance alive! 71 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,877 [GASPS] I wonder why you didn't get sick. 72 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,214 The clinical term is: I'm all throwed up. 73 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,632 Should we call Dr. Hibbert? 74 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:59,845 No, no, I-I'm good now, it's all gone. 75 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,263 All better. 76 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,181 Ooh, bounce-a-thon is tomorrow. 77 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,516 I don't think you're gonna make it. 78 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,476 I'll call the school in the morning. 79 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,354 [GROANS] I have to go. 80 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,314 I volunteered for three jobs 81 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,317 on pta-martyr.com. 82 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,988 Frickin' pta-martyr.com. 83 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,115 [SNORES] 84 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,908 Where is he? 85 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,034 Peek-a-boo! 86 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,578 [GASPS] Oh. 87 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,787 [LAUGHS] 88 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,414 - Where is he? - [CLOCK TICKING] 89 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,749 Where's my special little guy? 90 00:03:30,491 --> 00:03:32,043 Bart? Where are you? 91 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,628 [BART WHISPERS] Don't let go. 92 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,713 [WHIMPERS] 93 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,922 - Hmm? - _ 94 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:39,634 It's okay. 95 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,890 Your coat. 96 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,642 - [ECHOING LAUGHTER] - Bart? 97 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,937 Can somebody help me? 98 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,564 I've lost my little boy. 99 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,940 Bart! 100 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,984 Oh no. I was just about to beat 101 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,694 these mutant houseflies at tennis. 102 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:58,987 What do you want? 103 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,865 I've lost my-my little boy. 104 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,950 [HOMER] You know this is a dream, right? 105 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,329 [THROUGH DIDGERIDOO] Bee-eer-err. 106 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,581 Well, that would explain a lot. 107 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,082 [HOMER] Yeah, in the waking world, 108 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,542 I'm not great at didgeridoo. 109 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,336 Is this one of those dreams 110 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,379 where you know you're dreaming? 111 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,299 There's a name for it, somebody once told me... 112 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,967 I'm the one who told you. 113 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,344 That's right. 114 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,221 I'm your inner Lisa. 115 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:27,265 I remember everything Lisa ever said to you. 116 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,643 Exactly the way you heard it. 117 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,312 Really? So you can tell me what Lisa said 118 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,481 about dreaming when you know you're dreaming? 119 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:38,810 Yep. It's a scientifical concept called "Lucy dreaming." 120 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:42,405 It was invented by sleep doctors from a country somewhere. 121 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,325 Wow. She's as smart as old Sheldon. 122 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,494 Since this is your Lucy dream, 123 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,413 you control everything that happens. 124 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,416 So I'm the one making Homer an otter? 125 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,545 Yes. He appears in many forms in your dreams. 126 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:59,130 Dad's an otter because yesterday 127 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,549 he was lying in a kiddie pool, 128 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,509 eating nachos off his belly. 129 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,136 It's a table that's always with me. 130 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,471 [LISA] Sometimes Dad's a clown, 131 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,139 sometimes a potato, 132 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,016 sometimes a clown-potato. 133 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,311 And sometimes, he's both of the Property Brothers. 134 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,896 - Why am I these guys? - Why am I these guys? 135 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,898 Never mind, I know why. 136 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,193 But why am I having nightmares about Bart? 137 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,570 Did something happen? 138 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,780 How do I look at recent memories? 139 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,699 It's your Lucy dream, you decide. 140 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:28,785 Oh. So I can decide that all my thoughts from yesterday 141 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,913 are stored in, I don't know, the oven? 142 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,081 Sure, why not? 143 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,374 Hmm. 144 00:05:38,094 --> 00:05:41,047 - [MARGE] Hmm. Here we go. - _ 145 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,882 [BART] Mom! Come quick! 146 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,050 [MARGE] Whoa! 147 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,386 I'm here. I'm here, Bart. What happened? 148 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,014 - Splinter. - Oh. That's it? 149 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,682 It's kind of bleeding. 150 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,808 Maybe not. 151 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,894 [GASPS] When did your hands get so big? 152 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,521 They're bigger than mine. 153 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,024 I dunno. Maybe I got freaky-big hands. 154 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,650 Tweeze, please. 155 00:06:04,054 --> 00:06:06,865 I guess it's been a while since we held hands. 156 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,241 Ew. Did you get it? 157 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,243 - Hmm. - Thanks. 158 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,746 So that's why you're having nightmares. 159 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:15,707 Bart is super rude and full of splinters. 160 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:20,086 Maybe. Or maybe I'm just sick off hubcap hotdogs. 161 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,380 Why would awake-me eat those? 162 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,633 That doesn't seem like awake-me. 163 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:27,761 After enough booze slushies, you think you can do anything. 164 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,305 I challenged the valet to an arm wrestle, 165 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,350 but he turned out to be just a sign. 166 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,644 Why was I drinking frozen wine 167 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,021 in a casual dining chain restaurant 168 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,314 on a school night? 169 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,441 I dunno. After our meeting with Bart's teacher, 170 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,026 you said you needed a drink. 171 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,277 Hmm. 172 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,655 - Hmm... - _ 173 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,033 Whoa! 174 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,617 Look, whatever Bart did, 175 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,203 we'll pay to have it cleaned or replaced 176 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,463 or for its therapy or... 177 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:56,798 Bart hasn't done anything. 178 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,174 I'm meeting with all the parents. 179 00:06:58,176 --> 00:06:59,884 Even the normal kids. Oh! 180 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,177 Bart is normal. 181 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:04,305 I-I mean, we don't say normal anymore, I mean... 182 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:05,765 I-I'm talking to all the parents. 183 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:08,434 You're not special. I-I mean, you are, but... 184 00:07:08,436 --> 00:07:09,852 What did you want to talk about? 185 00:07:09,854 --> 00:07:12,063 As you know, bounce-a-thon means 186 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,565 we're getting close to the end of the year. 187 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,567 So it's a good time to talk about 188 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,486 the transition to fifth grade. 189 00:07:18,488 --> 00:07:20,780 You know, last year of elementary school 190 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:22,323 and then it's on to middle school and then... 191 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:24,742 - Middle school? - [RUMBLING] 192 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,869 Then everything changes: 193 00:07:26,871 --> 00:07:30,915 Girls, acne, drugs, body odor. 194 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,875 Listen, I've taught fifth grade. 195 00:07:32,877 --> 00:07:34,877 Please buy your fifth-grader deodorant. 196 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:38,923 Like, real deodorant, not the "natural" stuff. 197 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,843 They may look like children, but they smell... 198 00:07:41,845 --> 00:07:45,179 like nervous cab-drivers. 199 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:47,682 The point is: don't freak out. 200 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,018 Okay. About what? 201 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:51,602 Well, some parents start thinking, 202 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:55,023 "Oh no. This is the end of my kid's childhood." 203 00:07:55,025 --> 00:07:58,234 But fifth grade isn't the end of Bart's childhood, right? 204 00:07:58,236 --> 00:08:01,487 I mean, technically, it is the last year of it. 205 00:08:01,489 --> 00:08:02,780 - [CHUCKLES] - [GASPS] 206 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:05,074 [WHEEZING, GASPING] 207 00:08:05,673 --> 00:08:07,452 Did you find out what happened to Bart? 208 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,704 It's what's going to happen. 209 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,789 He's going to grow up. 210 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:12,832 Mm. 211 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:15,084 Damn kid. 212 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,257 It was such a strange dream. 213 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:22,550 Bart was four 214 00:08:22,552 --> 00:08:24,635 and he was so adorable. 215 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,429 I'd almost forgotten there was a time 216 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:28,222 when Bart was the sweet one, 217 00:08:28,224 --> 00:08:30,349 and Lisa was the difficult one. 218 00:08:30,351 --> 00:08:31,768 [LISA] Uh, to be fair... 219 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,186 I'm only 18 months old, 220 00:08:33,188 --> 00:08:35,772 so to be going through my terrible twos now 221 00:08:35,774 --> 00:08:38,066 is actually pretty advanced. 222 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,735 Crap, I'm still dreaming! 223 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,696 [GASPS] Bounce-a-thon! 224 00:08:45,408 --> 00:08:46,824 I'm coming, too! 225 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,242 - [LISA] Yay! - [BART] Aren't you sick? 226 00:08:48,244 --> 00:08:49,452 I thought I heard you barfing. 227 00:08:49,454 --> 00:08:51,621 No, that wasn't barfing. 228 00:08:51,623 --> 00:08:55,875 That was... loud, sloshy burps... [GAGS] 229 00:08:55,877 --> 00:08:58,127 - [BOTH] Ugh. - I signed up for snack, 230 00:08:58,129 --> 00:09:00,129 so I have to make marshmallow trea... 231 00:09:00,131 --> 00:09:02,256 [GAGS] I can do this. 232 00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:04,342 Just have to melt some margari... [GAGS] 233 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,844 Don't worry. Super-Dad is already 234 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,596 making the marshmallow treats. 235 00:09:08,598 --> 00:09:11,974 Which krispies did you use? Rice or cocoa? 236 00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:15,770 I'm making my own. The rice is krispying as we speak. 237 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:16,871 [POPS] 238 00:09:16,981 --> 00:09:19,398 [GAGS] Oh, it smells like you've burnt it! 239 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,944 No problem, I'll moisten it with the last of the eggnog. 240 00:09:23,905 --> 00:09:25,696 [GAGS] 241 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,617 I'm throwing up stuff I ate years ago. 242 00:09:29,619 --> 00:09:31,744 I think I saw wedding cake. 243 00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:33,746 You really should stay home. 244 00:09:33,748 --> 00:09:36,124 Oh, maybe you're right. [GROANS] 245 00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:39,502 This will be the first bounce-a-thon I've ever missed. 246 00:09:39,504 --> 00:09:41,546 Oh, missing stuff is the greatest. 247 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:42,922 When I do stuff, 248 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:45,341 I have a fear of missing out on missing out. 249 00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:47,260 You know: Fo-moo-mo. 250 00:09:47,262 --> 00:09:49,846 Homer, listen, you have to do this for me. 251 00:09:49,848 --> 00:09:51,848 Take a picture of each kid 252 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,517 giving a thumbs-up at the finish line. 253 00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:56,102 It's for my scrapbook. 254 00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:59,063 I've already made windows for each school year. 255 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,109 [GROANS] Bart, thumbs-up slowly past Daddy. 256 00:10:03,111 --> 00:10:04,360 Give him time to focus. 257 00:10:05,446 --> 00:10:08,614 Mom, there's no easy way to tell you this, 258 00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:10,324 so I'm just gonna say it. 259 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:13,327 At school, I'm becoming known for taking cutting-edge, 260 00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:15,204 no-holds-barred comedy photos. 261 00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:16,497 It's true. 262 00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:18,875 I've heard fifth graders say so. 263 00:10:18,877 --> 00:10:21,210 So, w-what are you saying? 264 00:10:21,212 --> 00:10:24,380 There's no way I can do a thumbs-up at bounce-a-thon. 265 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:26,549 - What? - It will ruin the brand 266 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,676 I've been building since picture day. 267 00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:31,345 My fans expect me to top inside-out eyelids 268 00:10:31,347 --> 00:10:32,805 and scotch tape nose. 269 00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:34,682 You don't understand the pressure I'm under. 270 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:36,976 But this is for the bounce-a-thon album. 271 00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:39,770 So you'll always remember bounce-a-thon. 272 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,815 But I don't even like bounce-a-thon. 273 00:10:42,817 --> 00:10:46,194 I'm making fun of bounce-a-thon. 274 00:10:46,196 --> 00:10:47,403 What? 275 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,989 None of us kids like bounce-a-thon. 276 00:10:49,991 --> 00:10:51,616 It's not very cool. 277 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:55,119 Well, you thought it was cool last year. 278 00:10:55,663 --> 00:10:58,956 Bart, just one thumbs-up, please? 279 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,082 [GROANS] 280 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:02,276 I'm sorry, but no. 281 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,612 Crazy pictures is my thing now. 282 00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:08,198 You should respect that this is just how I am this year. 283 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,119 Bart, you sound so mature and grown up. 284 00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:14,830 [CRYING] I hate that. 285 00:11:14,832 --> 00:11:16,790 [SOBS] 286 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,001 [SNORES] 287 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:22,714 [LOUD GROWLING] 288 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:23,839 Run! 289 00:11:23,841 --> 00:11:25,382 - Something's coming! - [GASPS] 290 00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:28,218 [PANTING] 291 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,721 This is silly. I don't need symbolism. 292 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,264 I know what I'm afraid of. 293 00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:34,850 And it's not a bear. Sorry. 294 00:11:34,852 --> 00:11:37,144 [GRUMBLING] 295 00:11:37,146 --> 00:11:40,064 [SIGHS] It's not a nightmare. 296 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,398 It's reality. 297 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,900 Bart's growing up. 298 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,943 I should've treasured every time 299 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,196 he held my hand because... 300 00:11:47,198 --> 00:11:49,740 I don't remember when he stopped. 301 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:53,077 The poet Kahlil Gibran once said: 302 00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:56,455 Parents are bows... 303 00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:58,707 Like bow-and-arrow bows? 304 00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:03,754 ...from which children are shot forth as an arrow-thingy. 305 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,131 The bow doesn't feel sad when it sees 306 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,717 how far and true the arrow flies. 307 00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:11,720 Well, the bow feels a little sad. 308 00:12:11,722 --> 00:12:13,681 The bow doesn't want to lose touch 309 00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:17,476 and the arrow has never been great about answering texts. 310 00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:18,769 [SNAPS] 311 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,396 But even after Bart grows up, 312 00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:22,314 you'll still have Lisa and Maggie... 313 00:12:22,316 --> 00:12:25,734 Oh, my God. Lisa and Maggie! 314 00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:28,237 It's going to happen with all of them! 315 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,321 Oops. 316 00:12:29,323 --> 00:12:31,031 [RUMBLING] 317 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,908 Bart is just the beginning. 318 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,284 [RUMBLING] 319 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,788 One by one... 320 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,581 [RUMBLING] 321 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,583 ...all my babies 322 00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:41,917 will leave the nest. 323 00:12:41,919 --> 00:12:43,210 [RUMBLING] 324 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,672 I'm going to lose all of them. 325 00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:48,549 ? 326 00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:59,476 Honey, we mustn't break awake-you's brain. 327 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,729 Remember those commercials where they show you 328 00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:03,313 what depression is like? 329 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,899 A raincloud follows you everywhere, 330 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:07,818 you get sucked into sofas, 331 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,278 and when it gets really bad, 332 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,947 your wind-up monkey stops clapping. 333 00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:13,824 [GASPS] Look! 334 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,743 Look, Bart's at a playground! 335 00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,327 Bart! Bart! They have your favorite 336 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,288 back-and-forth riding-thingy! 337 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:22,374 The duck, Bart! Ride the duck! 338 00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:23,667 Bart! 339 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:24,835 [CLICKS] 340 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:28,130 No! 341 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:34,094 Okay, maybe I am being a teensy bit negative. 342 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,601 [HOMER SNIFFING] Okay. 343 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:42,394 A little brain-hurricane. 344 00:13:42,396 --> 00:13:46,523 My time as a mom will eventually come to an end. 345 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:50,569 I'll have to fill my days with a bunch of stupid hobbies. 346 00:13:50,571 --> 00:13:53,614 I don't want an Etsy storefront! 347 00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:55,365 It's not happening now. 348 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,951 So it's silly to be sad about it now. 349 00:13:57,953 --> 00:14:00,579 It's like going to work on time. 350 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,748 There's no point. 351 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,541 I want to show you something. 352 00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:08,443 _ 353 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,131 Whoa! 354 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,967 I'm coming, too. 355 00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:15,219 - [LISA] Yay! - [BART] Aren't you sick? 356 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,845 I thought I heard you barfing. 357 00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:18,138 Freeze it right there. 358 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:22,476 Now, watch it again but this time look over... 359 00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:25,521 - here. - [DIALOGUE REWINDING] 360 00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:26,772 I'm coming, too. 361 00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:27,831 - Yay! - [BART] Aren't you sick? 362 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,341 - ? Mommy's coming ? - I thought I heard you barfing. 363 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:30,400 ? Yes, she is ? 364 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,027 ? Do, do-do, do, do, my mom. ? 365 00:14:32,029 --> 00:14:33,904 [GRUNTS] Ha! 366 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,782 She's rehearsing her thumbs-up. 367 00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:37,908 Oh. 368 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,243 Oh, I was so sad 369 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,161 that Bart had outgrown the bounce-a-thon, 370 00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:44,790 I couldn't see that my sweet Lisa still loves it. 371 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,958 For now. 372 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,210 Next year, she'll probably turn on it, too. 373 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:49,461 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you 374 00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:51,672 to get out of the dark place, please. 375 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:55,634 You're right. Bounce-a-thon still means a lot to Lisa. 376 00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:59,137 So, what are you... like, my feelings police? 377 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:02,057 No, I'm pretty sure I'm here because, deep down, 378 00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:03,433 you're attracted to me. 379 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,103 The uniform, the low center of gravity, 380 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,647 my thick, syrupy voice. [CHUCKLES] 381 00:15:08,649 --> 00:15:10,274 I don't think so. 382 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,942 If anything, I'm into Eddie. 383 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,570 Yeah, he's a beautiful man. 384 00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:18,991 I love that Lisa was so happy I was gonna be there. 385 00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:20,909 I should be there for her. 386 00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:23,078 I've got to get to the bounce-a-thon 387 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,539 before Lisa's childhood slips away. 388 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,624 How can I wake myself up? 389 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,501 Oh. Well, this'll do it. 390 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,672 [GASPS] 391 00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:37,509 Okay, looking good, feeling good. 392 00:15:37,511 --> 00:15:38,969 [GAGS] 393 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,971 [RETCHES, PANTS] 394 00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,265 Even better now. 395 00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:46,727 I'll be there, Lisa, I won't miss it. 396 00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:48,604 [VOICE OVER RADIO] Or a pickle and egg sandwich 397 00:15:48,606 --> 00:15:51,565 from Joey Mayonnaise's sandwich creamery! 398 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,402 Where the hospitality is as warm as the mayonnai... 399 00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:56,945 [GRUNTING] 400 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,783 Okay, I ruined the car. 401 00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:04,578 But mommy's s-still coming, Lisa. 402 00:16:05,956 --> 00:16:08,040 Okay, here we go. 403 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,586 Oh, I got to sign up. Okay. Username? 404 00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,588 Uh, bounce-mom. 405 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,465 Taken. Fine. 406 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,342 Uh, barf-mom. 407 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,885 Taken? Really? 408 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:21,970 Borf-mom. 409 00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,222 What? Oh, come on. 410 00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:25,807 Marge. 411 00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,643 Oh, that worked. 412 00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:34,942 [RETCHES] 413 00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:38,445 [RETCHES] 414 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,491 Ah! [GASPS] 415 00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:44,117 I'm here, Lisa. 416 00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:49,331 I promised to wear this, uh, humorous wig for bounce-a-thon 417 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,750 if we had 30 lice-free days and, uh, well, 418 00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:54,544 we had 29, but I'm just going to assume that today 419 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,837 is going to go well. 420 00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:57,965 And on the bounce track right now, 421 00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,883 the second grade. 422 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,135 [GASPS] That's Lisa's class. 423 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,848 Excuse me, excuse me. Let me through. 424 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,976 I'm here to support my child. 425 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,353 Yeah, well, guess what, Princess blue, 426 00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:14,147 we're all here to support our kids. 427 00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:17,067 So stick that in your g-string and make change. 428 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,028 I'm sorry, I'm very, very sick and I just... 429 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,280 Sick? W-What kind of sick? 430 00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,908 I don't know. Some kind of, um, 431 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,661 I don't know, pox or plague. 432 00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,329 [ANXIOUS MURMURING] 433 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:30,539 [MARGE CHUCKLES] 434 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,750 [SNIFFS] 435 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,877 Oh, no. Food smells. 436 00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:37,713 It's okay, I'll just hold my breath. 437 00:17:37,715 --> 00:17:39,131 [INHALES] 438 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,057 Must... get... picture. 439 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,690 [PEYTON] Mrs. Simpson? 440 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,235 D-Did I get the picture? 441 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,283 I took a photo after I passed out? 442 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:10,287 Yeah, we had to pry the phone from your hand. 443 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,581 I've been kind of a wreck since our meeting. 444 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:16,001 You know, when you said Bart's childhood is over? 445 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:19,838 [GASPS] I did not say that. I would never say that. 446 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,299 Bart's childhood isn't over. 447 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,010 I did notice that you got very quiet 448 00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:27,220 after I mentioned middle school. 449 00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:29,222 You didn't say anything else. 450 00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:32,601 Except to ask about happy hour at Tuesday O'Fridayhan's. 451 00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:35,645 Wait, you didn't say he was heading toward 452 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,898 girls and drugs and acne? 453 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,609 No, of course not. 454 00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,444 Oh, my gosh, that was a dream. 455 00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:45,864 I should have noticed that you were 17 feet tall. 456 00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:49,559 I ate bad things last night. 457 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,645 You didn't say we had to buy Bart deodorant next year. 458 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:54,147 Oh, no, no, no, I did say that. 459 00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:56,232 That part is very important. 460 00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,651 Strong deodorant. 461 00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:02,280 Hey, Bart's got a lot of childhood left. 462 00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:05,200 I mean, he scores in the 50th percentile 463 00:19:05,202 --> 00:19:06,409 for knowing his right and left, 464 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,495 which is, oh, not a test score 465 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:10,872 I should have said out loud at a school function. 466 00:19:10,874 --> 00:19:12,248 [SIGHS] 467 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,042 Are you going to be okay? 468 00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:16,711 Yes. I'm just going to lie here 469 00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:20,131 until the school stops spinning... 470 00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:22,008 [SNORES] 471 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,051 Ah. 472 00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,344 Feeling better? 473 00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:26,012 Mm-hmm. 474 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,347 I missed the picture, 475 00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:30,517 but Lisa was so happy to see me today. 476 00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:32,769 So, for now, I'm happy. 477 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,646 And who knows what the future holds? 478 00:19:34,648 --> 00:19:36,648 Bart could knock up his high school girlfriend. 479 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,857 You could have grandchildren 480 00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:40,109 before Maggie starts kindergarten. 481 00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:42,487 Wouldn't that be nice? 482 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,575 [SIGHS] Time to wake up. 483 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,701 [POPS] 484 00:19:49,329 --> 00:19:51,704 [GASPS] Oh. 485 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,706 [CHEERING] 486 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:54,999 Here he comes. 487 00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:59,003 Mm. My funny little guy. 488 00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:03,007 [CLICKS] 489 00:20:03,009 --> 00:20:04,259 [GASPING] 490 00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,802 Oh... 491 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,263 [LAUGHS] That's... 492 00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:10,765 That's really good. 493 00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:11,849 [LAUGHS] 494 00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,977 [PANTING] Did you get the picture? 495 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,353 Was my crack centered? 496 00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:18,314 Oh, Bart, it was perfect. 497 00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:19,774 You liked it? 498 00:20:19,776 --> 00:20:21,734 I loved it. 499 00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:23,903 Thanks. Wanna go to the dunk tank? 500 00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:26,072 The gym teacher I hate is on the chair. 501 00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,907 Sure. [GASPS] 502 00:20:29,452 --> 00:20:30,785 [BART CHUCKLES] 503 00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:34,497 Let's dunk that sucker. 504 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:38,042 [MARGE SNIFFS] 505 00:20:38,044 --> 00:20:39,210 And on the way home, 506 00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:40,878 let's go deodorant shopping. 507 00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:45,478 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34459

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