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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:47,792 Nice, right? Do you see that cockpit? There is brake booster and power steering. 2 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,992 And the Chinese servant isn't there? Carina, she came to me now! 3 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,192 - Humorous! -She is beautiful, and above all she is comfortable! 4 00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:00,950 I had to take it from him. She made me a head like that, he got promoted. 5 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,312 - Dad, I'm going to see the ballots. -But he hasn't been promoted? 6 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,920 Exactly, haven't you been promoted? 7 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:12,556 - Sure, with the principal uncle ... - I forgot my uncle principal. 8 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,398 There are no problems. 9 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,592 Let's look each other in the eye: Were we promoted or not? 10 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:25,438 - Who are you angry with? - With you! - Yes, I got promoted! 11 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,473 "One word is too much, two are few ", clear ?! 12 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,752 - Turnkey, nine million. - Fuck ... - You're welcome? 13 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:38,112 It's a nice long model! He closes under high vacuum! 14 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:47,717 I was left with a doubt: if not he was promoted, what do we do? 15 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,957 - What are we doing? - What are we doing? - Tell her! 16 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,992 If he's not promoted, are "bitter cabbage" for her! 17 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:58,318 - That's your cabbage! -No, her! - Why? - I don't pay for the car. 18 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,511 - Thing? - I'm not paying you. - She always jokes! 19 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,109 - Who did you give the keys to? -A son of her. 20 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,435 She is of age, if he pays it! 21 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,871 - Pay! - We're not pissed off! - But how...?! - I'm not paying for it! 22 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,072 - He hurt himself? - I'm yawning. 23 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,830 - Commendatore ... - I'm not paying you. - You pay it! - No! 24 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,511 - I denounce it! - Keep your hands off, understand ?! 25 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,712 I am a decent person, but if I get pissed off, I explode! 26 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,069 (EXPLOSION) 27 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,589 (COUGH SHOTS) 28 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,875 (NERVOUS LAUGH) 29 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:49,716 (EXPRESSIONS OF WONDER) 30 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:57,070 - What a car! - You make me do it a ride? - Me too! 31 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,159 - One at a time and you all do it. - Where did you steal it? 32 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,273 It's my father's gift for promotion! 33 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:09,359 - Are you sure they promoted you? - I would like to see! 34 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,915 I wish I had an uncle principal! 35 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:18,514 - You always eat, huh? - You laugh, but you'll see what happens to you now! 36 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,758 - What's the matter with me? - (laughing) That's your cabbage! 37 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,918 - Hello, Cubes. - Hello. - Are you going to see the ballots? - Yup. 38 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,396 - Go easy! - So I'm going. - Hi dear. 39 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,795 - Hi Mario. - Hi. 40 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,557 "Cosimi" ... "Mario cubes" ... 41 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,395 "Six seven... Repair French "?! 42 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,910 And I had to rest assured! 43 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:49,033 - They got you. - Yup. - Who tells my father? 44 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:55,155 Such a serious thing tell me smiling ?! 45 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,998 I couldn't do anything about it. 46 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,510 You're the principal and have your nephew postponed? 47 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:06,111 Maybe that professor he's angry with you because you're rich. 48 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,676 - Does he work in taxes? -No, he's a Communist. As soon as I can, I chase him away. 49 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,838 - That one must suffer the pains of hell! - What are you saying! 50 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,635 - Get him skinned! - Can not be done! - Have him tortured! - Can not be done! 51 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,911 - Then get him skinned! - Can not be done! 52 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,032 So spit in their face so he drowns. 53 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,437 - Good morning, Commander. - What's up? - Here ... 54 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:35,358 - Then? - At the office there is his wife waiting for him. 55 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,756 - I go. See you later. - Thank you! 56 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:43,513 - Hello, "onion". - Hello, "spring onion". Hello, Paolino. 57 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,473 - Hi. - So, for the trip school book with us? 58 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:52,719 - Yes, but you'll have to give me the discount. - Of course, you will get 50%! - 50%! 59 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,719 - You know Mario has been postponed in French? - Yup. 60 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:01,197 Here one thing must be clear: I command! We, in short. 61 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,152 This time if you catch him in that place! 62 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,239 - Hercules, property of language! - Then in the backside! 63 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,717 No more car, nothing more holidays and no more school! 64 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,638 Go to work, like I did! 65 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,559 I started "with the patches to the hands and calluses to the ass "! 66 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,151 - I've always worked, me! - Do you want to go back to being a bricklayer? 67 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,476 No darling, but that pisses me off. 68 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:32,355 - Phone Bice, so we have lunch all together. - You'll please her. 69 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,798 - You are crazy! - You're an asshole! When I talk you always do this! 70 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,311 - You want Mario to retire from school?! - Yes, I have decided! 71 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,717 - Take advantage of the opportunity! - Which? - Do it in defiance of my sister! 72 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:51,072 - You have another sister with beard? - Enrichetta, your wife! 73 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,590 - But what's that got to do with it? - It has to do with it! 74 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:58,633 You remember the French teacher you met in Milan ... 75 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,750 ..and that you recommended me so much? 76 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,156 She has two big boobs that drive me crazy! 77 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:09,069 With her I always went in white that cannot be whiter. 78 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,509 Do you know what you have to do? 79 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,916 The "examination window"? Two drums in exchange for one! 80 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:18,157 - You're always joking! - What should I do? 81 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:22,034 Instead of taking it in October in my school,... 82 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:26,437 .. make her give repetitions to your son this summer. 83 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:31,316 It's amazing, you have so many of those beautiful ideas in that belly! 84 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:35,239 Congratulations! I want to kiss you, you are good! 85 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:40,149 - Stop that. - What are you doing?! Hercules! 86 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:44,239 We don't have a vice, we kiss because he had a good idea. 87 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:48,990 If instead of being brothers you were husband and wife, ... 88 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,395 ..you would have had twins right away. 89 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,752 - Why? - Base multiplied for height, the product divided by two. How beautiful! 90 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,639 - Wow! Hi! - Hi. - Did you come alone? 91 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:16,355 With this car I detached the family of an hour. 92 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,914 What a car! It's new? 93 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,952 Yes, it's my father's gift for promotion. 94 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,878 How did you get promoted? 95 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,595 I anticipated it on time. How's it going with women? 96 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:32,519 You know, modestly ... Women who go, women who come. 97 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,438 To a German I made a hole like that! 98 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,075 -So she was there? - A hole in the cabin! 99 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:43,477 - Think about the luggage! - There is the porter. - Hercules! - All right! 100 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:50,953 You must come with me! I'll get you one "waving" that never ends! 101 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:54,870 - Here's the "wave"! - You're crazy? 102 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,993 Wretch, delinquent, usurper of my goods! 103 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,749 Do you have to fool me like this ?! Give me the keys! 104 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,839 The contract says: "9 million, turnkey ". To me though! 105 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,759 - Help me carry my bags! - I don't even think about it. - Walk! 106 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:15,635 - Doctor, I'm here. What a car! - Do you work here? 107 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,832 Yes, I do the assistant porter, the lifeguard ... "Help-all"! 108 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:24,271 - Help me do your duty, otherwise I'll fire you! - Yes. Here. 109 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:28,552 - What's this? - The broom. - Look, I'll break your pupils! 110 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,034 No, with the unions you can't. 111 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,152 Unions I do not care! 112 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,273 Are you really against the unions? Nice scab! 113 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:42,518 - Remind me, I'll give you a raise. - Thank you Doctor. 114 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:47,239 - Who is it? - I wanted to remind you the increase. - Oh yes? 115 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,393 Alt! Of overtime let's talk another day! 116 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,192 Well, the hotel it is almost full. 117 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,800 For tomorrow, 15 rooms booked. 118 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:02,595 - Please, my brother will come with his students. - All right. 119 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:08,431 (CONFUSED SCREAM) 120 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:13,474 - Come and get me out of here! It hurts! - Yup! The suitcase... 121 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:18,833 (CRY OF PAIN) Hold on! I'm coming! Here it is! 122 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,229 Unfortunate, can you give me kisses too ?! 123 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,555 (CRY OF PAIN) 124 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:32,311 - Hold on! Here it is! - Remove the flow! - What current ?! 125 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,198 He knows you can die of these things ?! Unfortunate! 126 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:43,439 - Every time I come here, it happens a mess! - I'm going. - Walk! 127 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,836 - (Cocò) Give me a hand! - (Hercules) I'll kick you! 128 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,871 Always stay in the middle of the door. 129 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,674 - Welcome. - Yeah, shit! After we do the math! 130 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,314 For Paolo I booked 15 rooms. 131 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:59,069 You will also have made the rate of mid season, for your Paolo. 132 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:04,911 - No, I doubled the high one season. - Paolo can't stand him. 133 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:09,078 - Commendatore, they call you from Rome. - Are they looking for me already ?! 134 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,511 Must be the office, right? Remember to call the monsignor! 135 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,313 Hey, I'm not a boy! 136 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,353 I'm already pissed off on my own, if I get pissed off more ... 137 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,629 ..then passes me. 138 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,031 "Hello"? 139 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,908 Thank you. Do not get mad for a slap. 140 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,351 - I grew up with slaps. - You haven't grown much! 141 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:43,315 Come with me, I'll show you a good thing. 142 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:51,833 - Look what I made out of the hole of a cabin! - Mamma Mia... 143 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,031 She is not your mother. Look this! 144 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,031 Beautiful! 145 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,275 (Cocò) Look how beautiful this is. 146 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,472 - What fairy ... - What fairy? - What mouth ... - What mouth? 147 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,398 - What eyes ... - What eyes? 148 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,112 (in Roman dialect) But where do you see their eyes? 149 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,351 Who is this? 150 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:31,468 - There's a reservation in the name Lisa Colombi? - Control. 151 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,233 Hey, now I'll take care of it. 152 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,876 - The commendator booked Cubes. - Yes. Has it arrived yet? 153 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:44,357 Yes, I think he's on the phone. (GEMITES OF PAIN) 154 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,358 (NERVOUS LAUGH) 155 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,112 - The bags ... - He wants me to go to to take the luggage? - Yes thanks, 156 00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:01,314 - Cocò, go get your luggage. - Yes. - Run! Fly! - Flight! 157 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,357 Holidays are holidays for everyone! 158 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:13,315 You are already starting to break! Sorry, I'm not angry with you. 159 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,158 - (Secretary) There's the Tax Office. - Thing? 160 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:20,432 They are looking everywhere! Please come, Commander! 161 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,871 (Hercules) Woe to them if they find out the deal Bellavista! Hide everything! 162 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:31,268 No, not that! I do not feel like it! I can't, Commander! 163 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,792 So I come to Rome, just get it over with! 164 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:42,195 Huh? yes ... I come to Rome, so we fix ... 165 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,477 - See you later. - Yes later. 166 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:51,516 No, I don't know when I'm coming, it depends how the situation goes. 167 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:56,396 I would also come immediately, but I do not know. Arrival! 168 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,551 I arrived. 169 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:06,999 - You bet I know who he is? - Who is it? - A "ring". - No... 170 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,989 Know my father, he is a whoremonger, so he won't run away. 171 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,749 - Then we can all do it. - No, just me. 172 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,952 If you don't quit within 10 minutes, I grab you and stretch you. 173 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,470 Yes, it stretches me ... Maybe! 174 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,357 (Lisa) Come in, it's open. (EXPRESSIONS OF SURPRISE) 175 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,870 - Good evening. - I thought it was the waitress. 176 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,959 Actually they call me Cocò. Commendatore Cubetti sent me. 177 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,710 Ah, Commendatore Cubetti ... Now I understand. 178 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:46,117 I didn't think I'd start tonight. So they sent you back? 179 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,835 Well, I actually came ... (Hysterical laughter) 180 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:54,749 - How about we make two first Chatter? - If you need to... 181 00:15:55,040 --> 00:16:00,114 At first you will be disconcerted, I use a particular method. 182 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,230 Particular? 183 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:07,070 - It's a method I've learned a Paris: two hours a day! - Two? 184 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,795 Why? You would feel it to do more? 185 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,514 What are you doing? Are you crazy?! 186 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,917 Yes, my "ceciona", tear me to pieces! 187 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,839 - I'll just tear you apart, you know? - Yup! 188 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,871 No, no! Wait up! Stop! 189 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,310 (SHOTS ON THE DOOR) - Who is it? - Ssh! Who is it? 190 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,837 - A friend. - (Lisa) One moment, please. 191 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:40,032 - Where do I go? In the closet! - No, not in the closet! 192 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,834 - Then under the bed! - No! - Yup! 193 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,713 - In the bathroom! - Don't push! 194 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,229 If you told me, I went alone. 195 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,348 - Good evening. - Excuse me, who are you? 196 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:59,234 I'm ... the son of the owner of the hotel. 197 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,192 - Commendator Cubetti? - Yup. 198 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:07,514 - Then you are the one being delayed in French. -How do you know? 199 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:13,517 - So the other ... - Who, the other? - Nobody! 200 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,876 Where am I? (SHOUT) 201 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,630 I'm Lisa Colombi. I came from Milan to give you repetitions. 202 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,394 - But no! - Yes! 203 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:30,231 - Excuse me, seeing her arrive alone, I thought ... - I can imagine it. 204 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,319 Now that you know who I am, do you think you made a gaffe? 205 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,669 Well ... more or less ... 206 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,829 - (Lisa) Who is it? - Ercoluccio! 207 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:51,156 - And your father. - Yes, I come. 208 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,869 (SHOUT) 209 00:17:55,080 --> 00:18:00,074 You are beautiful, huge, big, soft! You are a silk! 210 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:06,354 - Where are you? - I'm here. - I didn't see you anymore. 211 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,398 How hot you are! Huh? 212 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,678 - (softly) Get down. - Down? Ah, you like Bermuda shorts. 213 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,873 - Look at the thigh how beautiful it is. - Bermuda shorts are beautiful! 214 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,639 I'm on top of excitement! 215 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,832 - Commendatore, please ... - Give me your "pointy bottles". 216 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,192 - You drive Me crazy! What a complexion smooth! - You leave me! 217 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:34,074 Your Commendatore goes crazy! (SHOUT) 218 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:39,753 - "I'll show you the vermicelli"! Give me the meniscus! - You leave me! 219 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,750 Give me your forearm! We are "horny" like 2 Pekingese dogs! 220 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,319 (SHOUT) (softly) What a pig ... 221 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,348 Why do you like this? 222 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,188 She made me come here to give repetitions to her son, right? 223 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:01,155 - A brilliant idea. - I want to help the boy! - The father too! 224 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,715 Yes but... (SHOUT) 225 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,271 - There is a misunderstanding! - I am "ingrippeto"! 226 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,108 - She is always "ingrippeto"! - You said it! 227 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,914 - Don't you remember in Milan ?! - He was dead drunk! 228 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,236 When I'm drunk, I become a kamikaze! 229 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,109 - They knocked! - It was me. (SHOTS ON THE DOOR) 230 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:31,110 - Who is it? - The maid. - God, I'm hiding! 231 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,790 - What are you doing ?! - That's fine with me! - Go elsewhere! - Under the bed! 232 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,400 No, no! 233 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:44,117 - And where can I ...? In the bathroom! - No, not in the bathroom! 234 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,311 - And where the fuck am I going? - In the closet! 235 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,954 I miss the air in here! 236 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,753 - I choke him! - Go inside! - I suffer from "castro ..." 237 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:01,549 We can't pass her there phone call, the phone is broken. 238 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,593 - If you want to go down to the cabin ... - Okay thanks. 239 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:19,917 Old mandrillaccio ... This time I burn you on time. 240 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,829 (GEMITI) 241 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,872 Where are you going with those "poppolette"? 242 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,673 Ah, there it is! 243 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,275 Yes, finally alone! 244 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,949 My beautiful "ceciona"! 245 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,958 What beautiful arms you have! (GEMITI) 246 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,111 What broad shoulders! What breasts! 247 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,757 What a beautiful hair! In conclusion... 248 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,156 What eyes! Ah, what a nice big nose! 249 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:36,353 What a beautiful mouth! Yup! I want to kiss you! 250 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:51,189 (NERVOUS LAUGHTERS) 251 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:58,472 (LAUGHS) 252 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,518 (SHOUT) Son of a bitch! Cursed! 253 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:08,589 Come to my bed, take it mouth ... You give me kisses in the mouth ?! 254 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:15,314 - Go sing to the unions! - Does your wife find out? 255 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:19,069 What's my wife got to do with it ?! (SHOUT) 256 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,830 - You want to blackmail me, right? - No! - (together) Yes! 257 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,073 Gastone, I miss you, it's a life that I don't see you. 258 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,635 (Gastone) Don't overdo it. Have you seen the Commendatore? 259 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,911 - Yes, just now. - Get busy. 260 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,430 I want to come to Rome to work, he can be useful to me. 261 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,473 You have to give me time, I saw it for a few minutes. 262 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:47,548 But at the first opportunity he does I speak. And I will be able to be convincing. 263 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,637 - I trust you. - Hello sweetheart. 264 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,635 (SUFFOCATED VERSES) 265 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,639 What are you doing? You get ready for the labors of Hercules? 266 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,434 Hey, "war fool", at your age I had a physique ... 267 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,075 ..that he would have killed Alain Delon heart attack! 268 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:10,113 As Sant'Oronzo said, think to study, don't be an asshole! 269 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,829 Alone or with that "wave" as a teacher? 270 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:20,192 I knew you would touch this argument, thug! 271 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,950 Remember that teacher I made her come for you, ... 272 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,959 ..to get you to give repetitions of French! 273 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,790 I don't want you as ignorant as yours father and as wretched as your mother. 274 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:39,312 I don't want to say: "The son of the enriched has stoned ". 275 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,875 Look into my eyes, when I talk to you, ... 276 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,356 ..if not me with the fuck that I give you the car keys! 277 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,517 I'll take away your house keys too! 278 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:54,680 I'll make you put on come on so you have to study for strength. 279 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,430 - (Mario) Are you finished? - Your father has "talk". "Augh." 280 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:04,237 Now I speak. You did that come for your convenience. 281 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,319 You want to do the "mandrill", like that famous evening in Milan. 282 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:13,229 - Who ... told you these bullshit? - I heard everything. 283 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:17,831 From today you pass me a congruous weekly, you give me back the keys ... 284 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,839 ..and you no longer break with the study, if not, I'll tell my mother everything. 285 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,512 - Is it blackmail? - Yes. "Augh." Your son has "spoken". 286 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,915 He goes to die killed! 287 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,919 - Hercules, look who's there! - Hercules! 288 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,073 Hey, mom, I want to tell you something about dad! 289 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,596 Unconditional surrender! 290 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,832 - Good morning. - Hi dear. - Come on. 291 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,236 - Good morning. - Hello dear. - Hi dear. 292 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,273 - Will I pass? - You are welcome. - Good morning. - Hi dear. 293 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,433 Hi dear. Why do you have told everything to my son? 294 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,711 - When you learn to make yourself your cocks? - I'm learning. 295 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:03,799 - Did you go to the post office? - Yes, too at the tax office and at the tobacconist's. 296 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,308 - Where am I going now? - To fuck off. 297 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,511 - Ercolino! - "Yes"? - What a slap ... 298 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,997 - Commendatore ... - "Oui"? - It is far? - Behind the corner. 299 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,079 - Who is it?! - What's up? 300 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:24,159 - Who's the girl who came in? - Did a girl come in? 301 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,909 - (Enrichetta) she greeted you! - (Hercules) To me? - Yup! 302 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:33,638 You must be ... the teacher that I made come for him. 303 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:39,118 - It must be the teacher French, huh ?! - Yes it's her. 304 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:44,109 She must be the one you have me recommended to take in school. 305 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,995 She recommended it to him Cocò, she is his girlfriend. 306 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,511 That's not true, dad, who is his girlfriend? 307 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,314 Now I guess. Yes, it is. After we do the math. 308 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:02,831 - But she is not my girlfriend. -Yes, she is your girlfriend. 309 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,954 - But that's not possible! - Why not do you want to confess it? - Really... 310 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,357 - (Ercole) It's your girlfriend! - Modestly, she is my girlfriend. 311 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,595 How, "modestly"? 312 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:20,078 You, Cocò, so elegant, so sweet, so cute, so young! 313 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,156 (NERVOUS LAUGH) 314 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,556 - I think it's also very romantic. - (Cocò) Well ... 315 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,673 -You could ask for a lot more. - I'm happy with her. 316 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,838 - Get her to come. - Get her here right now! 317 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,031 She is very shy, anyway I'm going to call her. 318 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,429 Then I'll break your intestines. 319 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:46,437 (Enrichetta) What will he find us in she? She has an unintelligent face. 320 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,235 - (Bice) she will be of extraction popular. - (Ercole) But she is good. 321 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:55,432 - (Bice) But Cocò who are you? - One of our employees. 322 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,278 The lady "commendatora" and the commendatore. 323 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,632 - I'm Lisa Colombi, her husband he must have told her ...- she told me! 324 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,435 - These two I don't know. - I'm your new principal. 325 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,869 - My lady. - Pleasure. 326 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,037 We are happy to have you with us this year. 327 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:17,392 - Cocò, take a seat. - Yes, I'm going over there. - (Hercules) Come here. 328 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,512 - What a lovely couple. - Awesome. 329 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:26,271 - What do you think about the engagement? - What matters is love. 330 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,199 - Commendatore ... - What is it ?! - On the phone, from Rome. 331 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,277 - It's the tax. I'll come right away. - Go. 332 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,710 - (Enrichetta) Be quick, "patatone". - Yes, "tall girl". 333 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,797 (Hercules cries) Excuse me, Commander. 334 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,473 - (laughing) she's good. - It's good? - Very good. 335 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,471 Street! 336 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,438 - Sorry, I need to make a phone call urgent. - Where are you going? 337 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,473 - Spigliatina, the teacher of French. - (Enrichetta) Too much. 338 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,435 - (Secretary) Commendatore! - Her again ?! I'm eating! 339 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,473 They are all checking invoices, year by year! 340 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,638 Holy shit! I don't have it with her. Have they arrived at the Bellavista? 341 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:20,834 No, I'm in 1975, the Bellavista it's at 1977! But we are there! 342 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,158 Make the cards disappear, I increase them the salary, 285,000 lire more! 343 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,112 Four months of vacation, holidays in "Calcuttola"! 344 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,392 I'm not scared! The mess she did it, make do! 345 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,638 If my wife finds out that instead of 100 million, I put back 500, ... 346 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,513 .. she makes me go back to doing the bricklayer! 347 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,836 I'll quit the office and leave! 348 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,589 Don't go away! What does he do?! Busy! 349 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,393 - Commendatore! - But, sorry ... 350 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,275 I'd do anything for her, her to me she is more than a principal! 351 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,518 But she's asking too much now! Commendatore? 352 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,677 -Commendatore, do you have a minute? - Also two. 353 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,759 I would like to talk to you about something urgent, alone to alone. 354 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,634 Tête-à-tête? Wait for me in your room, I'll come right away. 355 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,990 No, in the room I have a lesson with his son. 356 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:17,795 - So on the beach, I have to do the sandblasting to my wife. - All right. 357 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,913 Hello? Do you hear me? So what do I do ?! 358 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,988 Imagine if I don't want to come, I would like to come, but I don't know ... 359 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,430 - Personally? - Yes, don't worry. 360 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,470 - NO! - What happened ?! 361 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,354 (laughing) I'm done with your ass on the ground! 362 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:44,311 To learn a foreign language, we must first of all love it. 363 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,478 But one cannot love by studying it absent-mindedly about a grammar. 364 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:54,709 You have to know it deeply, understand all the secrets, do you understand? 365 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,754 - (Mario) Sure. - Otherwise the tongue is cold, unfriendly. 366 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:05,352 It is dry matter, with conjugations and exceptions to learn, ... 367 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,712 .. while if you love it, all this it will come as a consequence. 368 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:14,276 The important thing is to arrive to the essence of the language. 369 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,030 - Do you understand what I mean? You follow me, don't you? - Yup. 370 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,437 - I see you distracted. What are you thinking about? - A lot of things. 371 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,836 - And to her, a teacher outside from the municipality. - Is a compliment? 372 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:33,271 - Yes, but I find it strange, mysterious. - I do not understand. 373 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,472 A girl like her going next to my father? I saw her. 374 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,159 As soon as he left, he followed. 375 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,239 I had to talk to him, but it was not possible. 376 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:50,469 - Imagine. Very important things. - These are not your business! 377 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,116 - Pardon, as not mentioned. - Now let's think about your French. 378 00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:01,430 (Ercole) I tie it to a grain of sand. 379 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:06,713 - What does it take to cover me with sand?! - A tow truck. 380 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,548 I had to invite Monsignor, if I was expecting you ... 381 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,037 - We have to invite with the boys also the teacher. - All right. 382 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,995 I haven't understood that one yet. To me she is a "dead cat". 383 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,591 - (Hercules) For me it is a living tiger. - (Enrichetta) What do you mean? 384 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,156 (Hercules) I mean he's a guy in leg, indeed, "in legs"! 385 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,954 - (Enrichetta) Stop it, you are so stupid! - (Hercules) Yes. 386 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,869 (Enrichetta) As he did to catch that handsome boy? 387 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:43,233 - (Hercules) What boy? - (Enrichetta) The handsome boyfriend. 388 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,511 (Hercules, laughing) The crustacean! Handsome! 389 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,030 (Enrichetta) Sometimes fate is bizarre, ... 390 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,039 ..create couplings incredible, absurd. 391 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,116 (Hercules) I already know this. 392 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,550 (Enrichetta) Anyway for me she is a "dead cat". 393 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,996 - What are you doing? - Ssh! I am spying! 394 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,994 - Do you think ... - I did such a hole for the German! 395 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,477 I do not care! You have to stop playing the fool! 396 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,993 He takes advantage of it because I'm busy. 397 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,908 But what a wretch ... 398 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,557 - Come on then! - Love, one moment, let's do things calmly! 399 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,593 (Enrichetta) Move that shovel a little faster, right? 400 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,752 - I'm not a power shovel. - What do you want? 401 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,032 - Not in the face! - Sorry, love, it's the wind. 402 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,516 - Come on then! - Yes, yes... 403 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:58,076 Now I cover your head, so don't you get more sand in your face. 404 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:06,114 - Come on! - Here ... - Then you don't move from here! - Okay Love. 405 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:11,151 - Stay close to me, do not move! - I understand! 406 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:16,752 At the table tonight remember that you must not suck the soup! 407 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,234 - All right? - I got it?! 408 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,354 Fruit kernels go lean on the plate with your hands. 409 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,393 (Enrichetta) After the coffee, do not burp! 410 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:35,439 - Commander! - Are you here too? -Yes, but she hadn't seen me? - No. 411 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,792 - I have to tell you something, let's do it a ride together? - Also two. 412 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,830 - Seen? I made a hole in her ... - Shut up! - Ball? 413 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,957 - Where's the ball? - Here she is! 414 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:58,992 (CRY AND GEMITES) Oh, lady "commendatora" ... 415 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,988 Sorry, I tripped. You know, that woman ... 416 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,158 Since I was kidnapped, I am no longer master of myself. 417 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,149 - I would never have allowed myself ... - Someone like you can do anything! 418 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:18,116 - If I could afford ... - Yes, please, Cocò! 419 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:24,549 - Pepper! - Cocò! - Pepper! - Cocò! - Pepper! - Cocò! - Pepper! - Cocò! 420 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,989 (SCREAM) 421 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,631 - It's nice here. - How wonderful expanse. - Yes, wonderful. 422 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:43,310 - I want you! You make me Crazy! - What does he do? - I'm "ingrippeto"! 423 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,512 - You leave me! - You drive! - Why don't you look at this? 424 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,839 - What's this? - A picture. - It's a pornographic picture, huh? 425 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,635 You want to turn me on! Yes I like it! Wait, let me guess! 426 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:02,037 - There are two hills, right? - Yes. - Let me touch them! 427 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,872 - There is a pine forest, right? - A wood gorgeous. - A dense pine forest. 428 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,838 - What's this? - A project by the architect Gastone De Andreis. 429 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,670 - Who is it? - He's good, you two together you could do great things. 430 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:22,235 I didn't get it. What are you to him? 431 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,717 - I'm with him. - I understand: I, you and him, the triangle! Pig! 432 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,470 No, I was saying that it can be valid collaborator, is an architect. 433 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,829 I prefer the "architects". 434 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,834 - Come here, don't drive me crazy! - You leave me! 435 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:43,273 - You drive, I give you the commands! Drop the moorings! - You leave me! 436 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,473 - The boat is stationary! - "Fin that the boat goes, let it go "! 437 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,594 - He can't leave! - Stay still, please! 438 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,679 - You leave me! - But we really walk! 439 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,834 (CONFUSED SCREAM) 440 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,911 Don't run away! 441 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,111 (EXPRESSION OF ANGER) 442 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,197 Oh God! But who is this ?! 443 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,513 Hey! Cursed! 444 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:30,070 Stop! Don't go all left! 445 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,477 I am Commendator Cubetti! 446 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:41,274 (CRY AND GEMITES) 447 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,315 Who's this... (SHOUT) 448 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,311 Help! 449 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,917 Come here, mama's sweetheart. (SHOUT) 450 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,713 Help! To the thief! Stop! 451 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,472 - What are you doing ?! It's dangerous! - I came from the right! 452 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,114 Get up, it's dangerous! 453 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,800 Madonna! You wanna get hurt, huh? Go home to mom! 454 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,514 (SHOUT) 455 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,433 (SHOUT) 456 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:53,675 (HOLY SCREAMS) 457 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,188 Guys, no confusion! 458 00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:00,518 And moderate your language, otherwise I'll take you back! 459 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:10,549 (HOLY SCREAMS) 460 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,837 What is this mess ?! Stop! 461 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,991 Since when do you dare to wear this uniform? 462 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,952 The Commendatore made me an assistant doorman. 463 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,152 - Then give it a hand. - I'm the backup keeper. 464 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,431 As long as the goalkeeper is fine, I'm on the bench. 465 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,869 Look, it doesn't end like this! 466 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,072 I hope so too! One day or the other I become assistant director! 467 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:41,636 - God forbid too! - Sorry, who do I sleep with? 468 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,719 What do you care?! Come over there and eat! 469 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,035 Come, guys, let's eat! 470 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,680 (CONFUSED SCREAM) 471 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,396 "Tsè"! Oh, what a shame! 472 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:02,834 Ten past ten, twenty. Can I make a phone call? 473 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:09,394 A short phone call, I have to call a friend of mine. Sorry. 474 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,833 Ready? There's the teacher ... 475 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,149 - Is the French teacher there? - (Woman) Wait a minute. 476 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,955 (PHONE RING) 477 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,275 - Hello? - The teacher ... of French? 478 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,312 - Who's talking? - Commendator Cubetti. 479 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:41,638 - Ah, tell me. - Love ... listen ... 480 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:47,269 I'm at the florist, I'm getting you some flowers. I come to you, wait for me. 481 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,915 Beautiful beautiful... 482 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,874 I wait for you, but don't be late, I'm very tired. 483 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,275 No, "a milkshake". 484 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,351 To me? 485 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,751 But vaffan ... 486 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,078 - Commander! - What's up? - Huh? 487 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,630 - Why are you here? - I have to stay here! 488 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:35,879 - Is this the thing? - What thing? - Is the teacher in the room? 489 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,118 -She Is she in the room? -Is she there? - There is? - Is the teacher in the room? 490 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,995 Yes, she is in the room. Commendatore, I should speak to you. 491 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,716 - Now?! I have no time! - This is urgent! 492 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:54,959 You can't pester me since morning in the evening! Leave the jacket! 493 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,073 This pisses me off! You go to the porter's lodge! 494 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,471 That doesn't happen again. 495 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,956 I "tritolo" your forearms and put them in your eyes. 496 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,958 Do this with the master of the hotel ?! 497 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,152 Love, don't tell me that you are remembered our anniversary! 498 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,637 - Really ... - How beautiful! - They are not suitable flowers for you! 499 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,674 - You are a noblewoman, these they are poor flowers! - Beautiful! 500 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,237 - If you insist... - How beautiful, love! 501 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,671 - Go freshen up, I'll wait for you at dinner! - Yes my love. 502 00:43:55,720 --> 00:44:00,271 - Hi! - I go... - Loved it! - Unfortunate! 503 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,677 Ah, there you are. So I'm going to dinner. 504 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:38,559 (NOISE OF BREAKING GLASSES) Go, I'll take care of it here. 505 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,354 -She cheated me! - Then... 506 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,670 What is it ?! 507 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,997 - My onion! - No, it can't be! 508 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,830 - More flowers for me! - I'm not suitable for you, I bring them back! 509 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:22,916 - Beautiful! Beautiful! - I don't want them ... 510 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,794 Love! Dear! 511 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,635 I understand that you love me. Thank you very much. 512 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,992 - See you later. - Yup. - Go and freshen up. 513 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,793 - Are beautiful! - You like? - Thank you. 514 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:24,952 - My potato! More flowers! - Impossible! It is a conspiracy! 515 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,118 - I don't want to give them to you! Give me the flowers! - How beautiful! 516 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,153 - At the cost of breaking my arms! - Long live my flowers! 517 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,511 Love! 518 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,552 "Say it with flowers." 519 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:56,712 - Cuckoo! - Ah, that's her. - My wife she wanted the deck three times! 520 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,039 She-she Sit down. - The butt later, now let's do something ... 521 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,469 But what is she doing ?! 522 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,399 Where are you? I'm "horny" like an Eskimo kangaroo! 523 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,877 - What are you doing? - You know what I do. - Someone might be coming! 524 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:21,034 - Open everything! - No! - Let me breathe the mountain air! 525 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,719 Beautiful! Don't always rush! 526 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,471 Commander! He feels bad?! 527 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:40,030 Commendatore, open your eyes! How are you? Don't you recognize me? 528 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:45,279 - I see everything double! - Don't you recognize me? - It is you! 529 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,629 - Stop! - You leave me! - Why Do you always shell like an eel? 530 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,832 Be good, please! I'm not doing you anything wrong! 531 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,032 - What are you doing? - How, what do I do? 532 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,029 - Is he crazy? - Most handsome male from Confindustria! 533 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,629 What does he say? Please don't do that. 534 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,831 Has he gone mad? Your wife might be coming. 535 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,872 My wife is having dinner with the schoolchildren! 536 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,308 (SHOTS ON THE DOOR) - The balls ... - Who is it? 537 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,717 - Mrs. Cubetti. - His wife ... Wait a minute. 538 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,117 I'm hiding under the "persieno" carpet. 539 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,956 I'll come right away. Commendatore, wait. 540 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,276 Don't pull my underwear, otherwise he finds me naked. 541 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:44,679 - Where do I go? - Where it is possible to hide? - Under the suitcase. 542 00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,359 - What are you doing? - Ah, the pie ... 543 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:56,270 But what does it do? Under the table no! Go to the bathroom, hurry up! 544 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,915 (GEMITES OF PAIN) The jacket! Hold on! 545 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,394 Go inside! Street! Hurry up! 546 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,309 (SHOTS ON THE DOOR) I come! 547 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,869 Hurry up, dear, down they are all waiting. 548 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,869 - There are pupils, the professors ... - I'm coming, here I am! 549 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,878 Long last. Is she still like that? 550 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,276 - It'll take a moment. - They're all ready. 551 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,710 (GEMITO) -What is she? - Anything. How elegant it is. 552 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,196 - Thank you. Can I help you? - No. (GEMITO) 553 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:41,358 - I'm sure it's in the bathroom someone. - No there is not anyone! 554 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,439 - But I'm sure! - He owes me to believe! It's my room! 555 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,439 - She is very elegant. Helps me to dress me? - Where is the...? 556 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,189 (GEMITO) No, there really isn't anyone! 557 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:58,073 (EXPRESSIONS OF SURPRISE) - Who is it? - God, who is it? 558 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,429 -It's ... my aunt, she's a foreigner. - "Arghentina." 559 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,069 -I didn't know you had an aunt. - Me neither. - Like? 560 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:17,069 It is passing through. (HERCULES SINGS IN SPANISH) 561 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,999 -She always sings. - "Adios"! 562 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,350 - Nice. - Huh? Yes, nice! 563 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,674 Excuse me, at the concierge there was no one, she can tell me ... 564 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:41,030 (in Spanish) I don't speak Italian, I'm from Argentina. 565 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,837 (Monsignor) Don Giuseppe, go! She is ugly too! 566 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,914 Where are you going ?! 567 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,716 - (in Spanish) I'm from Argentina. - Like?! Come here! 568 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:04,153 - Hi! - Come here! - Go die am ... - Come on! 569 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:09,320 (Professor) There will be one at dinner teacher, guest of the hotel. 570 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:14,593 (Professor) It will be the teacher of French for next year! 571 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,509 (Professor) of her We praise hers of her beauty with a warm applause! 572 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:24,429 It's her, poor baby, so shy that she doesn't dare look at us! 573 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,189 Let's encourage her with a welcome! (APPLAUSE) 574 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:31,676 - What a toilet! - What an asshole! - Stop! 575 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,630 - Do you want to stop ?! Silence! - Cursed! 576 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:43,549 Do you want to stop ?! In short, who are you ?! 577 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,832 - I'm the aunt. - Whose aunt? - The niece's aunt. 578 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:53,318 - Yes, but whose ?! - About the thing of French. The teacher. 579 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,717 Ah, she is the young lady's aunt Lisa Colombi! Please, take a seat! 580 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,549 (Paolo) Are you Italian? 581 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,876 (in Spanish) Argentina. I do not speak Italian. 582 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,480 - You are welcome. - (in Spanish) Thank you. 583 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,354 - Please, take a seat. - "See you." Ah! Maria! 584 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,638 (in veneto) What a piece of a woman! 585 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:30,279 - Mrs? - Yup? - Would you like some wine? 586 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,154 (in Spanish) Thank you, sir. 587 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,711 (in Spanish) Thank you. 588 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:45,550 - Excuse me, "Argentina"? - Yup! 589 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,873 - Which city? - Canosa ... "Canosaires." 590 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,909 - Will you allow me a toast? - (in Spanish) Yes, sir! 591 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,395 To his health! 592 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,670 - Excuse me ... who do you sleep with? - Alone! 593 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,349 - (in Venetian) What a combination, I'm alone too. - Yup! 594 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:32,030 (in veneto) Why don't we do it a little company ... together? 595 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:39,835 (LAUGH) 596 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,713 - Ouch, ouch ... - Ouch, ouch, ouch ... 597 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,158 (Paolo) Finally, here our long-awaited guest. 598 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,431 Now they are "American cocks"! 599 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,950 (in veneto) Wait for me, my girl! Where are you going?! 600 00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:00,429 - But look what cu ... - Mamma Mia! 601 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:08,477 Let's toast to our teacher Lisa Colombi! 602 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,514 (APPLAUSE) 603 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:18,475 (in veneto) My girl, stop, I have so many things to tell you! 604 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,751 I only have one thing to tell you: fuck off! 605 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,156 It had to happen to me one more "cramped" than me ?! 606 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,475 I don't even know your no ... 607 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,638 I'll give you my name, surname, paternity and tax code! 608 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,716 (GEMITES OF PAIN) 609 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:40,151 (in veneto) Where are you? Not run away like a swallow! 610 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,478 (Man) Ugly "fagot"! Street! Get out of here! 611 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,671 I am the owner of the ... Holy shit! 612 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,311 Thank God. 613 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,836 You again, lady? 614 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:04,078 Since I don't know who to turn to, I wanted to ask if she ... 615 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,072 (in Spanish) I don't understand Italian, I'm from Argentina! 616 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,998 - But ...?! - I like it. 617 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,994 (in veneto) Beautiful and fat girl, I finally found you! 618 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,600 But go and die killed! 619 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,792 Wait, where are you going? Come back here! 620 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,314 I have to pee! 621 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,789 Don't deprive me too much of her beauty! 622 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,912 Go finish we do crap! 623 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,589 How can you not notice which one is a man ?! 624 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,235 Still, I'm not sick. 625 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,989 If you lose some weight on your hips ... 626 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,431 You are welcome. 627 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,391 "So long." 628 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,233 Now we are exaggerating with this feminism! 629 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,635 (in veneto) Madam! 630 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,710 (in veneto) Excuse me, madam. You are welcome. 631 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,678 (in veneto) Girl beautiful and fat! 632 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,393 I have to go to the cup! 633 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:41,468 (in Venetian) Let's hurry up, the others they will have finished eating! 634 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:47,072 I too have to finish about ... 635 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,479 (in veneto) How well he sings! It looks like a robin! 636 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,830 In fact, I'll break my feathers and even the bone! 637 00:56:55,200 --> 00:57:00,115 But look what the fuck I have to do because of a cursed asshole. 638 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:05,390 Either I throw myself out the window or me I catch this soup. What do I do? 639 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,158 (CRY OF PAIN) 640 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,911 Mamma Mia! The sacrum! 641 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,951 My mother was right, that she wanted me female. 642 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,912 Evidently, I have the face of a whore. 643 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,269 (GEMITES OF PAIN) 644 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,596 The "arthrosol ... loin ... sacrele". 645 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,394 Come, monsignor. 646 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,558 I have to do everything myself. Let's see if she's in the room. 647 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,796 - Oh, Cocò! - There's mo-mo ... - Yes ... 648 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,313 - There's mo-mo ... - Oh, yeah ... - There's mo-mo ... - Oh, yeah ... 649 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,715 There is mo-monsignor! 650 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:57,071 Monsignor, excuse the clothing! Please have a seat! 651 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,399 (THE MONSIGNORE THE VOICE CLEARS) 652 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,273 - Please, take a seat! - Come, monsignor. 653 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,028 - Dirty! - What do You know? 654 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:12,511 To the next hotel I build I put 112 emergency exits! 655 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:17,190 The toilet only on the ground floor. Self not good, if they make it on. 656 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:22,196 Cuckoo! (in veneto) I found you, beautiful and fat girl! 657 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,915 - (in Venetian) Run away with me! - You in Syracuse, I in Forlì! 658 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:30,192 - (in Veneto) We'll make a nice one Union. - Get yourself a dick. 659 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:37,670 - I'm happy, finally we are came to an agreement. - Yes but... 660 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,713 I'm talking to my husband about it tonight and tomorrow we sign the contract. 661 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:45,469 - I want to think about it. - Don't think about it, sign the blackmail! 662 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,717 And ... Erco ... 663 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:54,791 - Hercules, you ... - I wanted to get dressed but I didn't find ... - Co ... co ... 664 00:58:55,040 --> 00:59:00,592 -Take my wife, she's going to faint! - God, what's up ?! 665 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,315 The lady fainted, you have to call a doctor! 666 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,831 - (in Spanish) I don't speak Italian. - Call a doctor! It is bad! 667 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,395 - Go away! - Go die killed! 668 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:17,071 Let's hear if he breathes. Breathe? I hear a heavy breathing. 669 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,070 - Say "33"! - 33! - 33! - 33! - 33! 670 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:26,194 -He does not answer. - Is busy. - Poor wretch, it's my fault. 671 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:30,678 - Let's get her up, he suffers from "extrasinfonia". - About what? 672 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:34,156 "Extrasymphony" to the heart! Plan! 673 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,238 No, no! Damn, keep it! 674 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:42,079 - Let's get her to sit down. - When he faints, stretches out. - Mashed potato? 675 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,874 God, how white she is! Enrichetta, "onion"! 676 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,515 (LAUGH) What the fuck are you laughing ?! 677 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,872 - I'll use the unions! - Oh yes? Here! Now undress. 678 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,629 - Is he "fagot"? - "Ricchione" to me ?! 679 00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:01,879 - I was kidding! - Son of a bitch, I'll break your intestines! 680 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:06,876 If my wife comes to, you have to tell her that you were dressed as a woman, ... 681 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,480 ..that she had a hallucination. 682 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:13,030 You have to say: "I'm 'Argentinian'!". 683 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,638 - If you learn that Lisa does not she's my girlfriend ... - What does she have to do with it? 684 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:22,674 Why should you know this ?! You want to blackmail me, huh ?! 685 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,552 - Yes or no?! Reply! - Halt! 686 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,672 Ba ... ba ... ba ... yes. 687 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:34,555 I smash your skull and I'll put it in your ear! 688 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:40,960 - I'm appointing you deputy director. Who are you? - "Arghentina"! Olè! 689 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,636 - (in veneto) she's gone! - You gotta get over it. 690 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,595 Calm down, sit down. 691 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,996 (in veneto) I break everything, if I don't find it. 692 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,112 Let's leave him alone, take it easy. 693 01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,228 (in veneto) It's her! 694 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,517 (in veneto) No, it's not her! 695 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,031 Here she is. That's how she was tired, huh? 696 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,593 Hercules... 697 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,630 - Cocò! - Are you saying to me? 698 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,553 But how? You?! 699 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,234 But no, you are male! Man! 700 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:34,637 It is the drama of my life! Yes, it's all scene! 701 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,990 It is to hide this shame! 702 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:43,473 - You're not that beautiful girl's boyfriend teacher? - Whole scene. 703 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:48,116 I've never found a woman to lead me on the right path. 704 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:52,312 - There is still hope. - She believes? 705 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:57,229 -Coco ...- Who are you? - Cocò ... - Where are you? ODD! 706 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,679 - Miss Lisa. - Ah, it's you, Mario. 707 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,952 We meet often tonight. Why is she out here? 708 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:11,358 - I wanted to take a puff of air. - Yeah, some air. 709 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:16,678 I know, you think I'm the lover your father's, right? 710 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:22,269 Don't worry, you don't have to pay I'm counting on me. Don't you remember? 711 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:27,277 Yes, I know, but I would like you I understood, for the sake of truth. 712 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,915 I met your father in Milan, in a night. 713 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:36,592 He was drunk, he made me some advances, but nothing happened. 714 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,279 Then he phoned me to apologize. 715 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:44,075 I can also believe her, but not I understand why he is keen to tell me. 716 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,673 Because you are a good guy and I don't want you to judge me badly. 717 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,632 I wanted to apologize for what I thought of her. 718 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:56,310 What did you think? Don't you have the courage to tell me? 719 01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,510 Lisa! It's me, Ercoluccio! 720 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:06,509 - I understood why you were here, you were expecting my father! - No, Mario! 721 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,916 - I'm leaving, no problem! - It is not so! 722 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:16,869 - Well? - Waiting for you. Good night. - Do you have anything to say? 723 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:21,232 - No. - "Ubi pater son cessat." What a "fuck hunt"! 724 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,996 My beautiful Lisotta, I've been looking for you all day! 725 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:29,272 We go to the beach, and let's do some kamasutra. 726 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:33,074 - I'm starting to get cold. - My body will warm you. 727 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:37,272 In Canosa they call me "the radiator of pink light". 728 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,199 - I prefer to go inside. - Yes, it's better. 729 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,038 We will be a blanket, two bodies and one soul. 730 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:48,153 I'll come in the red pajamas, so we'll have a hell night! 731 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,193 I'll bring some champagne, we'll do it caviar and kamasutra, okay? 732 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,515 - Okay, I'm going. - Hi. 733 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,309 4, 50, 80 ... 734 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,630 - Where is the goalkeeper? - I sent him home. 735 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:07,798 - Who authorized it ?! - lo! As deputy director I can do it. 736 01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:12,311 - Deputy director?! - Yup. - Are we crazy ?! - No. 737 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:16,194 - Who told you that? - Doctor Cubes, an hour and 25 minutes ago. 738 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,391 He authorized you to be the deputy director ?! 739 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,750 I'll talk to him we'll see how things are! 740 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,315 Now I'm going home, tomorrow morning we will do the math! 741 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:31,912 If that's not true, what do you have said, you can consider yourself fired! 742 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,311 All right?! 743 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:46,552 - "Tsè"! - Piece of "bischero"! - And your grandfather's! 744 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,874 (CRYING AND GEMITES OF PAIN) 745 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,710 - Ssh! - I tell you! Do not shout! 746 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:04,669 (INCORRIBLE BUMP) Thing? Who? 747 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:09,430 - How did it go with my wife? - I prepared a service for you ... 748 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,758 Thank you. What a pain. Now you have to do me another courtesy. 749 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,519 (INCORRIBLE BUMP) 750 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,597 - Frozen. - But what? 751 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:25,791 - The champagne! - Ah! I got it! - Thank you. 752 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:30,868 - Commendatore, there are 20,000. - Okay, score. 753 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,639 Sign ... sign ... 754 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,511 "You are new, profession, you know how to be a whoreman "! 755 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:41,473 "You are dragon, you are mule, and we'll do a ... "What time is it? 756 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,830 (in Veneto) Wow, it's late. 757 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,040 - (in a drunken voice) Excuse me ... - You are welcome. 758 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,789 - No, you ... you ... you ... - Is busy? 759 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:55,799 - (in veneto) Beautiful girl! - Leave me alone! 760 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,515 (in veneto) You dressed as a man to deceive me! 761 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:04,315 - I don't know who she is! - Oh, the champagne! 762 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:08,148 Leave the bottle! It's my champagne! 763 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,713 - Damn... - (in veneto) she is uncorked! 764 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,548 (in veneto) To your health, beautiful and fat girl! 765 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,991 - "No ghe s'è" ... - It's champagne, it's "ghesè"! 766 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,033 - "No ghe s'è". - It was full! - "No ghe s'è". 767 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,671 "No ghe yes" ... 768 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:38,958 - "Ghe s'è" ... - (in Veneto) Dry off this shower. 769 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,798 And you get this "pissetta". 770 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:46,072 - Wait for me, I'll be right back. Another 20,000 lire. - Hi. 771 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,153 Calm! Eh ?! 772 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:59,276 I understand. Here it is. 773 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:04,909 - 40,000. - Increased? - Yes, the IVA, you know ... - Score! 774 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,913 Mark ... mark ... What a main beggar. 775 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,878 (in veneto) Girl beautiful and fat! 776 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:33,597 But that's not possible! Go away, damn! 777 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:41,235 Each time must do the same end! 778 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:45,717 (in Veneto) It has re-mapped. Alla health, fat girl! 779 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,869 - Oh ... - (together) "No ghe s'è"! 780 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:57,352 - "No ghe s'è" really ... - But it comes down to me! 781 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,589 (together) "Ghe s'era." 782 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,837 (in veneto) Poor thing, you caught the shower! 783 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:19,000 - And you the shotgun. I'll come right away. - (in Veneto) I don't move. 784 01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:31,349 Where are you?! 785 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,555 Commendatore, are you still? 786 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,837 - Another bottle? It hurts her. - Mind your cock! 787 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,998 - Does your wife know? - Not she will know. - But what if she finds out? 788 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:51,355 (CRYING AND GEMITES OF PAIN) 789 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:55,029 - I'll appoint you deputy doorman. - I already am. 790 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,868 - General manager then! - Well, here it is. - Thank you. 791 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:02,833 - Halt! 80,000! - Increased? - Withholding tax ... 792 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:07,556 Yeah, you work at night ... 80, plus 20, plus 40, makes 140,000. 793 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:14,393 - Let's say 200,000. How much do you have? - Wait, 10 ... 20,000, doctor! 794 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:18,513 You give these to me, you still owe me 180,000. Do you have something to say? 795 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,552 - Yes. - What? - Thank you Doctor. - Thank God. 796 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,479 What can I do, Gastone? 797 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:29,355 He had to reach me, but still Can not see it. He must have been busy. 798 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,597 Imagine that to wait for it I still don't undress. 799 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,315 But how ?! A dressing gown can work wonders! 800 01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:41,195 - You say? - If you get busy, you turn it around as you like. 801 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,198 Let's hope. I will do my best. 802 01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:01,791 - (in Venetian) My girl! - But this is a nightmare! 803 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,355 Go away! I am the host of this hotel! 804 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:09,279 - (in veneto) Do you want to dance? Let's Dance! - That's enough! 805 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:13,991 Hercules, what are you doing? I've been waiting for you all night! 806 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,157 - This drunk mistook me for a woman. -Who is she?! 807 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:22,320 - I do not know. He wants to kiss me. - Thing?! He is my husband! 808 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,510 This is my half! 809 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:28,997 - Don't raise your voice with my woman! -The thing about her ?! 810 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:34,319 - My love! - Stop it, he's my husband! 811 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:38,911 (in Veneto) She allowed herself to touch me ?! I do a massacre! 812 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:42,270 - No! No! - (in Veneto) I break everything! 813 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:47,394 I'm dead! How much blood flowing to me! 814 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:54,074 Champagne is good. Wet the headlands. 815 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:59,638 - Come on, I have to talk to you! - Do not leave! Do not leave me! 816 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:03,753 - Hercules! - I'll have you at any cost! 817 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:08,752 (in Veneto) Unfortunate! Cheating on me with a transvestite! 818 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:13,234 I need to speak to the Commendator Cubetti, hurry up! 819 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:17,558 - Yes, general. - I'm lieutenant! - Okay, captain, I'm calling him now. 820 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,910 They are all in a hurry, I don't know where to go ... 821 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:26,478 What are you doing, are you crying ?! Thank God that you are still a porter, if not ... 822 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,150 He takes his fingers off his nose! 823 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,198 Here is the monsignor with the escort. 824 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:37,518 - Good morning. - Good morning. I take it to the commendatora. 825 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:41,558 Stay here, now I call you. 826 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:46,597 (COLPl AT THE DOOR) -Who is he? - It's me, Mario. 827 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,791 - What do you want at this hour? - (Mario) I have to talk to you. 828 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,509 Why so early? Is it such an urgent thing? 829 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:05,872 - I was still sleeping. - Needs to having been a tiring night. 830 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:10,072 If you came to tell me about the stupid or wickedness, ... 831 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,190 ..you could avoid coming! 832 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:16,233 I came because she is mine French teacher, remember? 833 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,909 It would be good that you remember it too! 834 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,873 If the lesson is so urgent, I change and I am immediately with you. 835 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:28,675 I wanted to ask the meaning of some words that interest me. 836 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:31,871 If it's just that what do you want to know, let's hear. 837 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:36,152 - "Menteuse" what does it mean? - "Liar", and then? 838 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,192 - "Séduisant." - "Fascinating", what else? 839 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,630 "Tomber follement amoureux." 840 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,392 "Falling madly in love." Come on, keep going. 841 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:51,753 What else do you want from me, Lisa? You're driving me crazy! 842 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:56,040 I love you. 843 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,720 I thought you hated me. 844 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:09,437 - Look, it's not possible, you know. - You are right. 845 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:15,080 Up to now I have behaved just like an idiot. 846 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:46,670 (PHONE RINGS) 847 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,433 - Hello? (Gastone) Hello, dear. 848 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:54,598 - Ah, it's you ... - Why are you so cold? 849 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:58,519 Nothing, just right now I can not talk. 850 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:03,076 - Is something wrong? - But yeah, it's okay. 851 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:07,193 - Is there anyone? - It's not that... 852 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:12,549 - So, Lisa, aren't you talking? -The waitress was there, she went away. 853 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:17,188 Good morning, Commander! Did you sleep well, Commander? 854 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:21,392 - What's up? - The monsignor is there waiting for the lady. 855 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:25,228 Now it comes, listen ... (WHISPER) 856 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:29,751 - Huh ?! - The teacher! -I think you're in the room. - I go. 857 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:33,839 - There is the Tax. - Okay, I'll call Rome. 858 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:37,793 - No, I meant ... - Don't tell me anything more! 859 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,799 - But the Tax Authority ... - That's enough! - Forget it. 860 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:46,878 - How did it go with the "commenda"? - I didn't have time to talk to him. 861 01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:51,038 - You must have discouraged him. - Sounds well-intentioned to me. 862 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:54,311 It looks like ... It must be encouraged! 863 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:57,591 But he wants to take me to bed! 864 01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,792 Go there, right? You are not a girl. I had that secret weapon! 865 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:04,912 Fine, but I'm going to bed who I like! 866 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,714 - Lisa, can you hear me? Ready! - Cuckoo! - Commander! 867 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:13,311 - Madonna! - It is not possible! - We'll have a nice "matine", the two of us! 868 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:19,435 - After all, he deserves it. - I'm to the maximum of the "jamming"! 869 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:24,190 You must wait for me a moment, first I have a business to attend to! 870 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:28,354 I'm already "in position"! 871 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:38,311 How did you quickly! 872 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,030 With the pants down it is better. 873 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:46,835 - No, you pick them up. - What a big voice what do you have! "To talk to you better"! 874 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,155 That's enough! Clothes! 875 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,590 What a big hand you have! "To caress you better"! 876 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,076 You are my wolf, me your little red riding hood! 877 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,829 - Leave me! - Forward! - I'm the owner of the hotel! 878 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:07,270 - What a shit figure! - What happens?! 879 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:11,359 - Call the Pope. - Where can I find him? - In Castel Gandolfo, by the pool! 880 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,551 Does he go with them? Don't worry, I'll stay here! 881 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,308 Go, Commander! 882 01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:23,678 - Monsignor, good morning. - Good morning. 883 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:28,350 - I have to give you some bad news. - Oh, no. - What is it about? 884 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,436 Of a plot of land which belongs to the Curia. 885 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:36,598 Monsignor could sell it to make us a tourist village. 886 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:42,237 It is not possible. There is the bishop, he has to give approval. 887 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,797 And then there are associations of parishioners. 888 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,071 We close the contract, 10% is for her! 889 01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:52,590 If so ... Of course for works of charity. 890 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:57,191 Very good! Give yourselves your hand! "Bim, boom, bam"! 891 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:03,275 - I'm going to the office to prepare the contract. - Thank you, monsignor! 892 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:07,348 (GEMITES OF PAIN) Mrs. 893 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,995 What a man... 894 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,952 (CRYING AND GEMITES OF PAIN) 895 01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:28,196 - Mario! - What's up? - Why Did you run away like that? 896 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,835 Do you have the courage to ask me? 897 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:36,078 You made me nauseous! You disgust me! 898 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,795 I didn't talk to your father on the telephone! 899 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:44,470 But he was one that interested you. Maybe he was your boyfriend. 900 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,638 - You are engaged? - Now no longer. - No, huh? 901 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:52,639 Better this way, you can get yourself all the commanders you want! 902 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:56,070 You always have to behave like a child?! 903 01:17:56,120 --> 01:18:00,113 I will be a child, but you are a whore! 904 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,716 Whore! Whore! 905 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,031 Lisa! 906 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,475 Well done! Well done! 907 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:39,318 (APPLAUSE AND CRY OF APPROVAL) 908 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:43,394 (Enrichetta) my "Patatone", how are you? 909 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,989 (Enrichetta) I really owe you scold, you know? 910 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:50,430 Because you hid me that Bellavista thing? 911 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:53,074 In any case, I forgive you this time! 912 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:57,113 For that bishop thing ... we signed the contract. 913 01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:01,551 The tourist village will be built and Cocò will be the new director! 914 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:06,230 - Commendatore, we are the best! - For Mario you don't have to worry. 915 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:11,037 I'll take care of him studying, I won't leave him for a moment. 916 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:16,435 We come to see you soon. Hi. 917 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,835 Goodbye, Commander! 918 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:26,834 Take heart, dad. At bottom, 5 years go by soon. Hi. 919 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,270 Goodbye, Commander. 920 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,235 Let's go, Cocò. 921 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,993 (CRY OF ANGER) 922 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:09,713 (WHISTLE) Quite right. 923 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:12,792 (LAUGH) 924 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:20,070 "Five years pass quickly." Damn, I eat your heart! 925 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:26,070 - I'll break your bones! - Calm down. - They ruined my family! 926 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:31,556 - Let me kill them, then I'll be back! - You mustn't be angry. 927 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:36,754 - (crying) To me ... - Calm down. He must be good. 928 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:41,592 - What figures I make. - Needs to stay calm. - Sorry, I didn't mean to. 929 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:46,509 They put a friend in her cell. An intellectual "bomber". 930 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:51,554 - Is he a killer? -No, he's good. He cries, he misses his woman. 931 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:56,312 - He's so much in love, but he knows how It's the women ... - They're whores. 932 01:20:56,360 --> 01:21:11,594 (CRY AND CRY OF DESPERATION) 933 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:15,679 Mr. "bomber", don't take it, come on. 934 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:18,996 I just talked to my wife. 935 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,350 She betrayed me with a small finch like that. 936 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:26,678 I have dedicated my life to family! What a crap life! 937 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,473 - (crying) Yes ... - We better stay here. 938 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,592 (in veneto) I will not see anymore my girlfriend. 939 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:35,950 - Huh? You? - No ... no ... 940 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:40,390 (in veneto) My girlfriend! 941 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:50,590 (SHOUT) 82090

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