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[grunts]
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[indistinct chatter]
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This place is cool.
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That's why we signed you up
for karate class, son.
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Oh, look at this punk.
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Reckless eyeballin'.
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Step back.
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We're from Cresthaven Academy,
fool.
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Yeah!
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Show him the Crest Haven walk,
Bobby.
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Um, yeah, no.
We need to work on that.
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Anyway, bam‐bam!
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Bam! Bam!
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Ba.. Oh! Ooh.
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You're good at karate, dad.
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I know.
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Those were some
interesting moves.
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Oh..
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But you're probably gonna wanna
do it something like this.
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Yah! Yah!
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Yah!
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Yah!
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Forget what I said, dad.
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She's good at karate. You suck.
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I'm Instructor Kimmy.
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Hi, I'm Robert James
and I'm lookin' forward
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to takin' your class,
Instructor Kammy.
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I'm glad to hear that
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but this class
is for children under ten
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and you look at least eleven.
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Ha‐ha!
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Karate and jokes.
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You're just like
the female Jackie Chan, huh?
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This is my son.
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Call me Bobby, Instructor Kammy.
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Uh, Miss Sterling,
could you show Bobby
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how to tie his belt?
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Yes, ma'am. Come on, Bobby.
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What a charmer.
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He must get that
from his father.
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‐ I'm Elizabeth.
‐ Yeah, yeah, name's Bobby.
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I better go teach my class.
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I'll be watching your class.
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Alright, everybody, line up.
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♪ Often I wish that
we could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all of us
sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just all of us ♪
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♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪
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[knock on door]
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, uh, Robert's not home.
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I know, he doing
the "Karate Kid" thing
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with Little Bruce LeRoy.
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‐ I'm here to see you.
‐ Why?
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‐ I have a problem.
‐ Yeah. Me too.
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You in my house.
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Neesee, listen, I told this girl
I know how to cook, alright?
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But what I've been doing
is getting takeout
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from your restaurant
and passin' it off as mine.
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Now she wants to watch me
do my magic in the kitchen
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so I'm screwed
unless you teach me.
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‐ Eh.
‐ Please.
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‐ Mm.
‐ I'll pay you.
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I don't want your money.
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‐ I'll buy you jewelry.
‐ Nah.
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‐ Clothes.
‐ Nah.
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Exotic oils?
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I'm not helping you lie
to some woman.
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She's not some woman.
Her name is Claranetta.
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‐ Claranetta?
‐ Yeah.
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Oh, Lord.
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I'm telling you, Neesee,
she's not like any other woman.
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Just with me for the money
and the good looks
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and this diesel frame.
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Oh. Yeah,
you're datin' a blind woman.
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I'm serious, Neesee.
She means a lot to me.
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Oh...okay.
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‐ Okay, I'll teach you to cook.
‐ Yes!
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But, but follow my rules.
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‐ And ask no questions.
‐ Hey.
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‐ And simply behold my genius.
‐ Thank you so much.
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‐ Thank you, thank you‐‐
‐ You're welcome.
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You're welcome. You're welcome.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I hope that's your two‐way.
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Great class, everyone.
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Bobby did great
for his first class.
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That's because he has
a great instructor.
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The way you ah!
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And you ooh!
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[laughs]
You must be wiped out.
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Well, four classes in a row
can be a little tiring.
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Well, I know
what's good for that.
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Dinner with me.
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‐ Are you asking me out?
‐ No, I'm not asking you out.
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I'm taking you out.
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‐ Alright then.
‐ I'll call you later.
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[laughs]
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‐ That was fun!
‐ Thank you, Bobby.
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You're a really good student.
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Do you like frogs?
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‐ I guess I do.
‐ I knew you would.
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Let's talk more
about frogs tomorrow.
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Okay. I'll see you then.
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Ooh, yeah, you'll see me.
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Ooh‐hiyah!
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Okay, you gotta crack two eggs.
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‐ Two eggs‐‐
‐ Whoa, whoa.
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Do you know how to do that?
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Tsk. I don't know
how to crack two eggs?
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Hey. Uh.. Wha..
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What the hell are you doin'?
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You have shells in there.
Look at th..
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That's why you got the strainer.
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Are you sure you're a chef?
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Hey, baby.
How was karate class, puddin'?
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‐ You have fun?
‐ Mom, can I talk to you?
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‐ In private?
‐ Uh..
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Sure, sure. Uh, Dirk.
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Don't crack another one of
my good eggs until I get back.
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Nice apron, Dirk.
They make those for men?
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Hey, I'm tryin'
to impress this girl, man.
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When you meet her,
you'll understand why.
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I fell the second I saw her.
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Dawg, I know what you mean,
right?
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I met this honey at Bobby's..
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...karate class today
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and I really like her.
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Oh, well, that is so cute.
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‐ What is she like?
‐ She's..
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Fine as hell!
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And she's a karate master
so she can hurt me.
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[laughs]
What's her body like?
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Oh, man, she's got the biggest..
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...smile I've ever seen.
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Pretty eyes.
She needs to be my girlfriend.
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How should I ask her?
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[chuckles]
Well, you're too young
to have a girlfriend.
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But if you wanna show a friend
who happens to be a girl
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you like her,
then why don't you draw her a..
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Picture? I don't have a picture.
I just met her.
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‐ But we are goin' out tonight.
‐ Where are you goin'?
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I don't know,
but I gotta think of somethin'..
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...really cool to draw for her.
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‐ Mm.
‐ Maybe a frog.
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[chuckles]
You need to think about
what girls like.
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She likes frogs, mom.
I checked.
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Let me go upstairs
and get your crayons then.
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Thanks for everything, mom.
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Thanks for nothin', Dirk.
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What? Girls love going
to strip clubs on first dates.
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That's okay, I got the strainer.
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Hey, what's up?
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That was fun last night.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, I was, uh
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hopin' that we got into a fight
with that old couple
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so I could see you do
what you do. Wah!
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But I had a good time too.
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Hey, look,
I got a secret to tell you.
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But I have to whisper it.
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‐ Okay?
‐ Okay.
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I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
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‐ Could you tell me that again?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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‐ Nice sidekick, Bobby.
‐ Yeah, yeah.
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Look, if you don't tell me
why you're upset
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how can I help you?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Was it a girl from karate class?
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What happened?
She give you a shake?
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She didn't give me anything.
That's the problem.
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Well, did you tell her
how you feel?
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I was about to,
but someone got in my way.
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What? Somebody tried to hate?
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Aye, was it that
little corsage chump?
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He was definitely a chump.
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[scoffs]
Not nearly as good‐lookin'
as you either.
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Not even close.
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Yeah, well, you hang in there.
She'll come around.
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Just wait until you get
your yellow belt.
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I gotta get ready for my date.
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You hang in there, alright, son?
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Keep your head up.
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Alright? Alright?
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Yeah, right.
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Okay.
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And go.
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Alright.
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‐ Oregano.
‐ Mm‐hm.
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‐ Bay leaves.
‐ Okay.
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Black pepper.
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Sticky‐icky?
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Cilantro.
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‐ Mom.
‐ One second, baby.
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Dirk's in the middle
of an important marinade.
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‐ Now just a shimmy of salt.
‐ Okay.
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♪ Ooh shake shake shake shake ♪
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♪ Shake shake shake shake ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪♪♪
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‐ Done.
‐ Hm.
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Let's see.
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It's, uh..
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Mm, it's perfect.
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That's what I'm talkin' about
right there, yeah.
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That's what I mean, man.
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Sorry. Got a little excited.
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Yes, you did.
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Okay, baby, I'm sorry.
What's up?
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‐ Lady trouble.
‐ She didn't like the picture?
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I didn't give it to her.
She likes someone else.
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Mm, well,
any girl that doesn't see
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how great you are
doesn't deserve you.
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That's right, Bobby. Listen
to your mom. She's very wise.
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Aye, weren't you about
to give me a cookbook?
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Oh, right, I forgot.
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Alright, listen up.
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That stuff about your mom
bein' wise
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and me agreein', that's crap.
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‐ What do you mean?
‐ Listen.
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Some joker tries
to mack your woman
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you don't let that throw you
off your game.
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'Cause the game ain't over,
you gotta come back
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with a strong new play.
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It's gonna be hard
to top a crayon frog.
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That's true.
But you can do it, right?
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'Cause you're the alpha male.
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Now go in there and man up!
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Yeah, now if you'll excuse me
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I have mini pumpkin raviolis
to fill.
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I can't wait to see
how they turn out.
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Hey, y'all, I'm out.
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[Bobby coughs]
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[Bobby coughs]
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Hello, father.
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What's wrong with you?
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I'm really, really,
really sick.
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[coughs]
Ahem.
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You feel okay.
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No, I don't.
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Neesee, Bobby thinks
he's comin' down with somethin'.
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Oh! Well, don't you worry.
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Mommy will take very good care
of you tonight.
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‐ Hm?
‐ I want daddy.
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Excuse me?
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[phone rings]
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Hello? Yeah, what's up, Dirk?
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She's right here.
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How bad is it, Dirk?
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[alarm beeping]
Uh, the quickest way
to put out a grease fire is?
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‐ Not with water.
‐ Oh! Too late.
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Alright,
can‐can you come over, please?
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I can't. I gotta watch Bobby.
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Does mommy just love me
more than you do?
253
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,015
Uh, hey, Neesee, listen.
254
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,151
Kammy and I can do our thing
another night, alright?
255
00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:34,054
Okay, I can be there
in a minute.
256
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,056
Oh, bless you. Bless you.
257
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,024
Ugh! Not my ravioli!
258
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,463
Okay, uh, baby, you sure
259
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,265
you're gonna be okay
with daddy tonight?
260
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,834
I'm feeling better already.
261
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,970
(Neesee)
Aww.
262
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,938
Hey, Kammy, what's up?
263
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,175
Yeah, um,
Bobby's not feelin' well
264
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,844
so I think I might have
to kick it with him.
265
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,546
Really?
266
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,915
Yeah, that would be cool.
Alright. See you later.
267
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,553
‐ Was she mad?
‐ No.
268
00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:09,189
She's gonna drop by and she's
gonna bring you some soup.
269
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,992
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah, are you okay with that?
270
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,894
I guess.
271
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,195
[sniffles]
272
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,603
I don't know how to thank you
for bailin' me out.
273
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,470
You saved me
from gettin' busted.
274
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,907
Dirk, how do you just
keep lyin' to women?
275
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,042
Oh, it's surprisingly easy.
276
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,545
I mean, come on, doesn't
277
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,547
the wanna‐be‐a‐player thing
get old?
278
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,849
Hell, no!
279
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,151
I'm a P‐I‐M‐P for life!
280
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,222
Oh, you were serious?
281
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,157
Yes, Dirk. There's a reason
282
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,459
why you've been divorced
four times.
283
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,862
You might wanna try honesty.
284
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,296
Neesee, you know what happens
when you're honest?
285
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,965
‐ Hm?
‐ Pain!
286
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,067
Suffering. STD tests.
287
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,402
Nothing good comes from that.
288
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,872
Well, maybe you've been honest
with the wrong women.
289
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,440
And if Claranetta's so special
290
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,442
and with a name like Claranetta
291
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,978
she sure sounds special
292
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,614
she might be the woman
to appreciate that, huh?
293
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,584
You know what, you're right.
294
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,553
From now on,
I'm tellin' it like it is.
295
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,920
No more deception.
296
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,221
[doorbell rings]
297
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,923
‐ Damn, she's early. Hide.
‐ Yeah, uh..
298
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,224
W‐w‐wait, you just said‐‐
299
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,126
Damn what I said. Hide!
300
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,364
[instrumental music]
301
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:32,038
‐ Ooh, smells good in here.
‐ Hey.
302
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,339
Uh‐huh.
303
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,578
‐ Who is that?
‐ Who's who?
304
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,682
You call that hidin'?
305
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,217
I call it not helping
you lie anymore.
306
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,186
Lie?
307
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,554
About what?
308
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,359
The truth is, Claranetta,
I don't know how to cook.
309
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,128
And she does.
310
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,462
I've been passin' her food off
311
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,364
as mine since our first date.
312
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,968
Wow. So you make up
some stupid story about food
313
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,604
when you're really cheating
on me with this woman?
314
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,339
Uh, hold up, Claranetta.
You got it wrong, mama.
315
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,441
He and I are not sleepin'
together. No, ma'am.
316
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,644
‐ Hey, I'm tellin' the truth.
‐ Right.
317
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:14,615
Look, I don't like sharing.
Wolf Gang punk is all yours.
318
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,550
I'm not gonna tell you again,
Claranetta.
319
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,418
I should have seen this comin'.
320
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,921
Guess that's what I get
for dating a congressman.
321
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,192
‐ A congressman?
‐ Hey, that's on her.
322
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,493
She don't vote.
323
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,637
‐ Here you go.
‐ Thank you. I was so thirsty.
324
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:41,207
Mine's bigger and colder.
325
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,080
[chuckles]
You know what?
326
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,750
I think it's time
to get ready for bed.
327
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,718
‐ Goodnight.
‐ Goodnight, Bobby.
328
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,323
Bobby.
329
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,260
Oh, I thought you were saying
you were going to bed.
330
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,628
Since when have I..
331
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,030
Boy, go upstairs
and brush your teeth.
332
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,166
You should brush your teeth too.
333
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,704
Onions are not your friend.
334
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,338
Well, I'm gonna count to three.
335
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,608
I can count to a 100.
336
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,577
Okay, what's goin' on with you?
337
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,314
You're trying
to steal my woman.
338
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,083
‐ What woman?
‐ Kammy.
339
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,284
I caught her first.
340
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,451
‐ Excuse me?
‐ Say what?
341
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,187
But then I saw you kissin' her.
342
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,589
Okay, hold up.
343
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,591
The girl that you like
in class is Kammy?
344
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,458
Yeah.
345
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,762
You have to choose
once and for all. Him or me?
346
00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:40,801
‐ Bobby‐‐
‐ Yes!
347
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,570
In your face, old boy!
348
00:16:43,604 --> 00:16:47,373
In your face!
349
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,643
♪ Anh anh anh anh anh ♪
350
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,811
♪ Anh anh anh ♪
351
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,646
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
352
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,414
♪ Ooh ooh
do the roller dance ♪
353
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:58,084
♪ Uh‐huh uh‐huh she like me
don't like you ♪♪♪
354
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,188
Can you excuse me for a minute?
355
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,057
[grunts]
Put me down!
356
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,392
I know karate. Hiyah!
357
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,061
[indistinct]
358
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,296
Okay, I'm gonna give you a pass
359
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,065
because you have a broken heart.
360
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,601
But that's no way to be actin'.
361
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:18,071
I'm sorry.
But you stole my woman.
362
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,406
[sighs]
Well, why didn't you tell me you
liked her in the first place?
363
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,442
What good would that do?
364
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,077
Well, if you don't tell me
what's goin' on
365
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,547
I can't steer clear
of your territory.
366
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,181
You'd do that?
367
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,151
[sighs]
Of course, I'd do that for you.
368
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,787
Look, Bobby,
I'm not just your father.
369
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,858
We're boys, and boys don't mess
with each other's women.
370
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:41,695
So next time, tell your boy
what's up and I'll step back.
371
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,496
So you're giving her to me?
372
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,365
[chuckles]
373
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,535
Well, it doesn't
exactly work that way.
374
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,636
Why?
375
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,738
Because women make up
their minds
376
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,307
about who they like.
377
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,475
Well, that's not fair.
378
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,778
[scoffs]
Who you tellin'?
379
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,247
Well, uh, sometimes
you're gonna like women
380
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,217
and they're not gonna like you,
and it could hurt.
381
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,887
I hear that.
Like when mom left you
382
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,689
Tia left you, Andrea left you‐‐
383
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,324
Okay, so you get it.
384
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,394
But, look, the point is,
I'm okay, I got through it.
385
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,197
And you're gonna get
through this.
386
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,332
'Cause we're James‐men
and that's what we do.
387
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,737
Now let me see
that James smile.
388
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,707
[laughs]
389
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:29,142
That's right,
flex those dimples.
390
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,410
I'm about to call the cops
391
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,113
because there is a lady killer
in this house.
392
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,756
So you wanna go up
the back stairs
393
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,158
and I can explain to Kammy?
394
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,127
Nah, I got this.
395
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,573
I just want you to know
that I'm gonna get over you..
396
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,676
...because I'm a James‐man
397
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,645
and that's what James‐men do.
398
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,817
Treat her right, dad,
because if you slip up
399
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:12,786
I'm right behind you.
400
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,328
[gong strikes]
401
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,568
(female #1)
So Bobby had great affection
402
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,736
for his karate instructor.
403
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,706
Have you corrected his wisdom?
404
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,876
(male #1)
The young one knows
that words, like rocks
405
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,845
once cast cannot be retrieved.
406
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:41,347
But his dimples are mighty.
407
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,718
[female #1 laughs]
Of course, they are.
408
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,754
He comes from the stock
of many rivers.
409
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:49,690
[explosion]
410
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,693
[grunts]
411
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,862
(male #2)
You have dishonored
my cooking race.
412
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:59,533
I'm gonna make crack
of your good eggs.
413
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,603
(female #1)
Over my non‐moving corpse!
414
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:05,972
(male #1)
Evil Dirk‐san.
415
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,841
The only thing
that will make crack
416
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,710
is your head.
417
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,716
[gibberish]
418
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:33,900
[theme music]
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