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Okay, um, Canada is a country.
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It's north.
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‐ Is that it?
‐ Pretty much.
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I can't remember
this stuff, dad.
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I'm goin' to fail and be
in the second grade forever.
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You know what I used to do
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when I had to memorize a report?
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I used to rap it, alright.
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In my science class,
they used to call me Run DNA.
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But nothing rhymes with Canada.
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Ah, but it doesn't have to.
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What we can do is,
we just use all the facts.
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Check it out. Ahem.
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♪ Canada
is our northern neighbor ♪
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♪ Making maple syrup
is half their labor ♪♪♪
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Uh!
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Okay? Now you try it.
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♪ They have ten provinces
not nine or eleven ♪
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♪ And they became a country
in 1867 ♪
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Yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Spit that knowledge, son.
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♪ They say a boob but ♪
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♪ A butt is what they meant ♪
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♪ They have a dollar
but it's worth 80 cent ♪
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♪ Ottawa is the capital
it's right there on the map ♪
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♪ My name's Bobby James y'all ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's
my social studies rap ♪♪♪
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Yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Holla at the queen though.
You gotta holla at the queen.
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‐ You gotta holler at the‐‐
‐ Robert, Robert, Robert.
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‐ Give me $20 for gas.
‐ What?
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Neesee, are those my keys
to‐to my new car?
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I was gonna put gas in it.
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Okay, look, Neesee, alright.
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If you ever
want to borrow my stuff
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please just ask.
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Fine.
Robert, can I borrow your car?
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No.
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Well, that ain't gonna
never work.
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♪ Often I wish that we could
take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all of us
sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just all of us ♪
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♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪
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Hey, man, sorry, I'm late.
I was getting my oil changed.
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Jiffy, my ass!
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[laughs]
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Why your desk so clean?
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You just finished
having sex on it?
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My new assistant, Kenny,
just finished cleaning it off.
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‐ Kenny, huh?
‐ Yeah.
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She hot?
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What chick do you know
named Kenny?
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It could be short for Kendra.
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Or Kennethia.
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Man, I cannot believe
I went all this time
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without having an assistant.
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You know,
there was actually a time
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I opened my own mail.
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‐ Hey, Mr. James.
‐ Ah, Kenny, my man.
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What did I tell you?
Call me Robert.
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Oh, sorry, Robert.
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Yo, man, I got you all set up
to pay your bills online.
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I made hard copy of all
the numbers in your cell phone.
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And I brought you
a cinnamon roll
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back from the breakroom.
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Kenny, Kenny, Kenny.
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What would I do without you?
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(Kenny)
'Ah!'
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Oh, while you're at it,
can you get me a‐‐
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A second one?
You see, I figured
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you may like a midday snack.
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I'm gonna cry.
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My man.
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‐ Ooh!
‐ Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, Dirk.
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This is, uh,
my new assistant, Kenny.
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Hey, Mr. Black.
My pleasure to meet you.
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I'm sure it is.
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Well, excuse me, I'm gonna go
get me a cinnamon roll.
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You know what,
I ate the last one. My bad.
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Alright, Mr. J.
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[chuckling]
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See that?
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Now a chick wouldn't do that.
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She'd be worried
about her figure.
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Don't hate.
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‐ Oh!
‐ Oh! Oh, okay.
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I'm‐I'm a mother. I'm a mother.
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‐ Take what you want, please.
‐ Oh, no, it's okay.
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‐ My name's Ken‐‐
‐ Start with this pepper spray!
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Ah! So, listen,
I don't want, I don't want..
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No, no, no. Chill, ma.
This be my man's Kenny.
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Papa Duke's new assistizle.
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Boy, what in the devil?
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Why are you dressed like 5 Cent?
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Uh, um, um, he‐he got a A
on his Canada report.
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I'll explain it to you later.
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This is Kenny,
my new assistant.
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[chuckles]
Yeah.
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It's my pleasure to meet you.
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Boy, you better be glad
Robert saved you in time
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because I was gonna
give you something
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the brazine can't even cure.
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What were you gonna do?
Freshen his breath, Neesee?
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No, but I'm glad
you freshened yours.
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Did you empty the dishwasher
like I asked?
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‐ Uh..
‐ Yes, we did.
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Hmm.
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Did you pick up
Bobby's prescription?
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Uh..
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85 milligrams of doxycycline.
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Should clear my little man's
mucus up in no time.
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Clear right on up!
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What rhymes with mucus?
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Pucus.
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Is there anything else, Robert?
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Uh, no, that will be all, Kenny.
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Oh, thank you, man.
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‐ I'll see you tomorrow.
‐ Yeah!
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‐ Bye, Miss James.
‐ Hm.
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Be easy, nephew. Peace.
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Boy, who are you supposed to be?
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It's me, Lil' B.
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See, I threw the Lil' in there
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because all the cool rappers
have Lil' in their name
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and I added the B because..
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Your name is Bobby.
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Well, that makes sense too.
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Well, actually,
his B is for pimpin'.
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Oh, my bad.
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‐ Big pimpin'.
‐ When did all this happen?
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I'm goin' to be a rapper, mom.
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Everyone thought my skills
were so ill
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I decided that's how
I'm gonna make that paper.
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Yeah!
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Okay, Lil' B,
before you do any of that
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you're gonna take
your lil' booty upstairs
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and do a lot of homework. Yeah!
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I tried to get
my man's Kenny to do it
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but pop's was hatin'
on a player.
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Alright, well, you know what?
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You could be a player
when you stop wettin' the bed
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and blamin' it on a TT monster.
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What you gonna go on tourin' on,
an iced‐out diaper?
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Hater.
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I know I'm lactose intolerant
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but this cheeseburger
is worth the gas.
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You going to eat all that?
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Every last artery‐clogging bite.
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But don't worry, Kenny will be
here with your lunch soon.
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He's Mr. Reliable.
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Yeah, well, he is reliable.
I'm gonna call him again.
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Hello, Kenny, it's Robert..
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...again.
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Hey, man, look here, uh, um
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this is not even about food
anymore, man.
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I'm‐I'm‐I'm just wonderin'
if you're okay.
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Call me.
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It's Robert.
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Man, take half this burger.
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This is just sad.
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I'm not gonna spoil my appetite.
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I have faith in Kenny.
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Hello, emergency room.
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Is there anyone there
named Kenny?
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Black guy?
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Holdin' a bag of chili?
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I'll hold.
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Ouch!
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‐ Well, what is up with you?
‐ Have you heard from Kenny?
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I've been lookin'
all over for him.
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‐ Uh..
‐ Hey, what's up, Robert?
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You should have checked
in the kitchen.
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Hey, what's up, Robert?
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I mean, that's‐that's all I get?
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You're‐you're at my house when
you're supposed to be at work?
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Oh, calm down, Robert.
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Kenny was helping me
do a few things.
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Helping you do a few things?
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Ho‐how come you didn't answer
your phone?
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Robert, I knew I should have
checked with you
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but, you know, I figured since
I was doing work for your wife‐‐
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What? Who?
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‐ Your wife.
‐ My, uh.. Hold on one second.
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Will you excuse me?
Alright. Alright.
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F‐first of all,
she's not my wife.
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She is my ex‐wife.
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But I'm not gonna hold that
against you.
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I'm gonna hold that against her.
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Robert, why are you trippin'?
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So I used your assistant.
Whoop‐dee‐doo!
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Neesee, this is exactly
what I was talkin' about.
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You just use my stuff
without asking me.
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If you're not using my car
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you're usin' my television
in my room.
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Well, if you would have
taken my suggestion
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and put the good TV in my room
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we wouldn't be havin'
this conversation.
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Neesee, I already let you
move back in my space, alright
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and that was big, but now you're
pushin' me to the limit.
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Because my only responsibilities
are myself and my son.
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You don't have the perks
of bein' my wife anymore.
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We're not married,
so stop actin' like it.
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Okay, Robert,
I‐I, I see how you feel.
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I guess I owe both of you
an apology.
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Kenny, I'm sorry for puttin' you
in the middle of this.
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And, Robert,
I'm sorry if you feel like
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I'm still getting the perks
of being your wife.
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But just for the record,
if there were that many perks
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we would have
never gotten divorced.
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Muffin?
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Hey, baby. Come on, sit down.
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Let mommy give you a Pop‐Tart.
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Mom, please,
I don't roll with those.
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Kids food is bad for my image.
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Oh. You're right.
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Yeah. Mm‐hmm.
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You're still Lil' B,
the gangster rapper.
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You need a man's meal.
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You know, if you really
want to protect your image
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you're gonna have to give up
those stuffed animals.
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Psst. Okay.
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Hold up. Even Edgar?
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Especially Edgar.
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And you know, you're gonna have
to stop watching cartoons.
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I can't watch cartoons anymore?
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Not if you wanna keep it
gangster.
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Oh, man.
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Look, baby.
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It's okay
if you wanna be a rapper
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but it's who you are
that makes you special.
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So you can follow you dreams,
but don't lose Bobby.
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That's deep, son.
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Hey, son.
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Dad, does the creators
watch cartoons?
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I think it's a requirement.
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Awesome.
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, um..
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Uh, I just wanna say
I'm sorry about last night
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and I'm glad
we straightened out everything.
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Thank you, Neesee.
That's mighty big of you.
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What the hell?
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Oh, I didn't want to be tempted
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by any of your gourmet
selections.
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That half is yours.
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Oh, it's like that.
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Well, don't worry about me.
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I can have bread and jelly.
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It's a man's meal. Yeah!
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00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,897
‐ Uh, is everything okay?
‐ Fine.
252
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,504
Ain't this a smucker?
253
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,510
Mm‐hmm.
254
00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:25,078
Aha!
255
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,347
Aha! Now who looks stupid, huh?
256
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,749
Ah.
257
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,354
Neesee, can you grab me
a paper towel?
258
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,890
Oh. Oh, these are mine.
But you know what the story is.
259
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,893
[chuckles]
You can even take your car.
260
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,036
‐ What's up, kid?
‐ Hey. Damn.
261
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,237
What? You sleep in that shirt?
262
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,405
[scoffs]
263
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,407
Look,
Neesee usually iron my shirts
264
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,842
but she's still salty about me
265
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,477
gettin' on her
about using Kenny.
266
00:12:57,511 --> 00:13:01,047
Yeah, I'm guessing she usually
washes your shirts too.
267
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,816
You can stand in front of a fan
and blow the funk
268
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,118
in that direction.
269
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,419
Hey, look,
me and Neesee are at war.
270
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,856
You're either with me
or against me.
271
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,424
Hey, Mr. J, you need anything?
272
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,360
Oh, yeah. Can you take this
to the cleaners, please?
273
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,363
Um, yeah. Cool.
No, no problem.
274
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,700
‐ Uh, can‐can I talk to you?
‐ Sure. What's up?
275
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,873
Don't mind me, man.
I'm reading the tabloid.
276
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,009
[chuckles]
Look, man,
it's‐it's about last night.
277
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,443
I just feel like
I owe you an explanation‐‐
278
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,979
Unh‐unh‐unh‐unh. No need.
279
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,948
I know how manipulative
Neesee can be.
280
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,550
See. No, no.
See, that's‐that's the problem.
281
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,318
It wasn't her, it was me.
282
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,419
Man, I..
283
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,187
I took one look
in them hazel eyes
284
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,525
and my heart skipped a beat.
285
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,293
‐ Pure evil can do that.
‐ I'm serious, Robert.
286
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,095
I‐I can't stop thinking
about her.
287
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,363
I think I'm in love with her.
288
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,464
Ha!
289
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,469
You think I wasn't listenin'?
290
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,073
Hey, listen.
Uh, Kenny, look.
291
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,042
I hate to burst
your bubble, but..
292
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,914
Look, if you're gonna
get with her, alright
293
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,382
you're gonna have to act quickly
because you don't wanna
294
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,884
be the friend that didn't
make that transition.
295
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:11,918
You know what I'm sayin'?
296
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,353
Oh, so you think I got a shot?
297
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,089
What?
You're exactly what she needs.
298
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,925
You're young, gifted, black.
299
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,360
Right. You're right.
300
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,263
Of course, she wants me.
I'm a catch, baby. Yeah!
301
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,497
‐ I'm going for it.
‐ Go for it.
302
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,032
‐ I'm going for it.
‐ Go for it.
303
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,233
‐ Go! Go! Go!
‐ Yeah!
304
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,434
‐ Alright, Mr. J.
‐ 'Go! Go!'
305
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,304
‐ Ah!
‐ Alright. Go! Go! Go! Go!
306
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,873
[laughs]
307
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,910
You're wrong for that, Robert.
308
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:39,580
Hey, look,
no food, funky shirts.
309
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,983
She messed with me,
now I mess with her.
310
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,051
‐ And what about Kenny?
‐ Hey, look.
311
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,554
He's young, gifted and black.
He has a shot.
312
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,291
When Neesee get through
with him, he's gonna be young
313
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,559
gifted, black and blue.
314
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,394
[laughs]
315
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,535
Ooh!
316
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,604
You.. Wait, wait.
Don't‐don't, don't go in there.
317
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,238
Don't open that.
318
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,472
If you open..
Girl, if you open that
319
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,208
he gonna, he gonna.. Agh!
320
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,342
[knock on door]
321
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,611
...kill you.
322
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,184
Hey. Oh, hey, Kenny.
323
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,653
‐ What's up, Neesee?
‐ Hi.
324
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,688
You know, the other day
was amazin'.
325
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:24,324
Oh, yeah, we really did get
a lot accomplished, huh?
326
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,493
‐ Yeah. We sure did.
‐ Yeah. Come on.
327
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:30,496
But I would like to do
so much more for you.
328
00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:32,398
Oh, well, you're gonna
have to talk to Robert.
329
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,400
He's very, very touchy
about that right now.
330
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,271
Yeah, well, I talked with him
and, uh, he's cool with this.
331
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:43,309
Oh. Oh, so you can start
doing stuff for me again.
332
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,478
I would love to start
doing stuff for you.
333
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,681
‐ Hm.
‐ And to you.
334
00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:52,953
Do what to who now?
335
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,622
What the hell are you doin'?
336
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:57,758
I'm trying to give Stella
her groove back.
337
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,661
Stella ain't never lost
her groove, boy. Thank you.
338
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,265
That's not what I heard.
339
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,400
Robert said
I was exactly what you needed.
340
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,302
[chuckles]
Trust me.
341
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,071
Robert doesn't know
exactly what I need.
342
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,173
Never knew what I needed
when I needed it.
343
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,112
Okay. Well, um..
344
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,048
Okay, that's cool. I guess we
can start out slow a little bit.
345
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,384
Maybe we can just go to dinner
or somethin'.
346
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,086
Kenny, hey.
347
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,755
[laughs]
We're not going to dinner,
okay?
348
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:31,525
But, you know, you can stop by
Saturday morning
349
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,260
and help me organize
the attic, huh?
350
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,563
Oh, beautiful.
Then it's a date.
351
00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,431
It's really not, boo.
352
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,584
[grunts]
353
00:16:57,618 --> 00:16:59,252
Whoo!
354
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,521
‐ Hey.
‐ Damn.
355
00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,556
Oh, I know, huh?
Baby, call me Stella.
356
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,791
Like,
Stella got her groove back.
357
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,627
‐ Unh!
‐ Kenny?
358
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,294
Shh.
359
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,430
Shh. Keep your voice down,
Robert.
360
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,832
He's upstairs restin'.
361
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,569
I wish I hadn't given up smoking
'cause, child..
362
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,604
Unh‐unh‐unh!
363
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:19,405
He put it on me.
364
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,475
Little Kenny?
365
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,647
And I know you know
from experience, baby
366
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:30,483
from the past what he must be
goin' through upstairs.
367
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,720
‐ Okay, where's Bobby?
‐ Ooh. On a play day.
368
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:36,356
‐ You and Kenny..
‐ What can I say?
369
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,359
I mean, he's just so young,
gifted and black.
370
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,431
‐ I'm about to be sick.
‐ You should be.
371
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,669
For trying to use that poor boy
to get back at me.
372
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,672
You are so transparent
with your childish pranks.
373
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,339
What are you talkin' about?
374
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,708
You used him first
without asking my permission.
375
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,577
Oh, yeah,
but you don't seem to mind
376
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,679
when I clean your house
and cook your meals
377
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,446
and do your laundry
without asking your permission.
378
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,615
Yeah, but that don't count,
Neesee.
379
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,283
You like doin' that stuff.
380
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,486
No, Robert, I don't.
381
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,855
I only do it because
it makes our crazy situation
382
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:10,657
a lot less crazy.
383
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:12,292
I don't even get a thank you.
384
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,695
Neesee, you live her rent‐free
385
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:16,697
I gave you half the money
for your restaurant
386
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,331
and I still pay you alimony.
387
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,133
So who should be thanking who?
388
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,736
Okay, you're right.
389
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,671
We should be thanking
each other.
390
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,108
Ladies first.
391
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,244
On the count of three.
392
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,345
Alright.
393
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,882
‐ Count. Uh.
‐ One, two..
394
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,383
Hm?
395
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,852
Ah, see. See.
396
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,554
Unh‐unh. Unh‐unh, baby.
You think you slick.
397
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,722
Yeah, I'm slick enough
to know that
398
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:42,823
you wasn't gonna say anything.
399
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:43,890
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
400
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:45,458
Okay. Okay.
401
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,727
For real this time.
On the count of three.
402
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,695
‐ Okay.
‐ One, two, three.
403
00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:50,897
Thank you.
404
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,365
You're welcome.
405
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,669
Boy, I'm gonna choke you.
406
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,844
[hip hop song]
407
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,827
♪ Unh unh unh ♪
408
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,863
♪ I go by the name of Lil' B ♪
409
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,699
♪ And all the ladies love me ♪
410
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,301
♪ And I'm so so cool
showin' off these moves ♪
411
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,903
♪ Guaranteed to make
your body move ♪
412
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,972
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
413
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,675
♪ February 35th
drop that Lil' B ♪
414
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:35,776
♪ Drop that ♪
415
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,811
♪ A lot of guys try to beat me ♪
416
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,881
♪ But it will take them a
lifetime to step into the heat ♪
417
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,749
♪ Take a look around
and tell me what you see ♪
418
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:45,552
♪ I got a lot of little
heavy stash there with me ♪
419
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,293
♪ I'm a little baller
a court phone caller ♪
420
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:56,597
♪ When you see me comin'
you're gonna holla go Bobby ♪
421
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,965
♪ Go Bobby go Bobby ♪
422
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,500
♪ Go Bobby ♪
423
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,774
♪ I got major flows
my own limo ♪
424
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:10,310
♪ Got a Lamborghini
can't drive it though ♪
425
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,546
♪ And a uncle named Dirk
tryin' to steal my show ♪
426
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,814
♪ Pull the plug ♪
427
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,449
♪ Pull the plug ♪
428
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,419
♪ February 35th ♪
429
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,221
♪ Lil' B gonna come down ♪♪♪
430
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,593
[theme music]
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