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[instrumental music]
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Mommy, look what I found
in the back of the broom closet.
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I thought I put that ol..
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Uh, I‐I mean, uh,
I thought you lost that.
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Well, anyway,
now I have my superpowers back.
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Ooh. Okay, baby.
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That cape
is super funky right now.
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‐ Uh, at least let me wash it.
‐ Nah‐uh. Capey stays with me.
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Up, up and away!
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Hey, look out, son.
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[chuckles]
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Whoo! Damn!
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Hey, Neesee,
you got any plans for tomorrow?
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‐ No. Why?
‐ Well..
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I was thinkin' about doin'
somethin' with Bobby.
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‐ Okay.
‐ So I figured, you know..
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We hop in the car,
take a little road trip.
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‐ Get somethin' to eat.
‐ Okay.
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Then, we, you know,
we'll slide by the hospital
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go see my Great‐aunt Telly
and pretend we're still married.
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Okay. Wait, what?
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Oh, yeah. Ha‐ha. I never
told her we got divorced. Cool?
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Yo, we gonna leave
around ten o'clock, alright?
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Ah‐ah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Why would you not tell
your Aunt Telly
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about our divorce?
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Because she's from
a different generation, Neesee.
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She doesn't understand divorce.
She's old‐fashioned.
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She thinks DVDs
are some kinda underwear.
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Well, you didn't have no problem
tellin' the rest of the family.
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Aunt Telly is different,
you know..
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She thinks I can do no wrong.
She calls me her prince.
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Prince that lies.
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‐ Robert, I'm not goin'.
‐ Come on, Neesee.
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I just got off the phone
with Cousin Shirley
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and she told me Aunt Telly
is not doin' so well
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and...she doesn't think
she has much time left.
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Oh.
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Robert! You're asking me to lie
to a woman on her death bed.
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You're gonna send me
to all kinds of hell.
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Alright, look.
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All you have to do is stand
next to me for a few minutes
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and smile. Come on, Neesee.
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Would it be so horrible
if we let her go
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thinkin'
that we're still together?
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Okay. I'll do it for Aunt Telly.
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But you pamper all my guests
all month.
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And I likes premium.
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‐ Done.
‐ Well, damn, wait a minute.
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‐ That was way to easy‐‐
‐ Ah, ah, ah, too late.
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A deal is a deal, baby.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Bobby.
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You remember the hospital rules?
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Don't stare,
don't point, don't touch.
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[chuckles]
Right. And, oh, no capes.
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Nice try.
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‐ Ha‐ha‐ha.
‐ Look who's here.
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‐ Is that my prince? Mwah.
‐ Ha‐ha.
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‐ Hey, Aunt Telly.
‐ Hey.
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‐ It's good to see you.
‐ Oh, it's good to see you.
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I brought you something.
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Your favorite flower,
sunflowers.
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‐ Oh, they're beautiful.
‐ Ha‐ha.
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And is this Bobby?
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How handsome you are.
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The last time I saw you,
you were a baby.
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Uh, I know, Aunt Telly, I've
been meaning to bring them, bu‐‐
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Mm‐hmm. That's alright. You know
I can't stay mad at my prince.
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‐ Ha‐ha‐ha.
‐ And, Neesee..
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Don't you look wonderful.
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How long has it been?
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Too long for family.
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Yeah.
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‐ Hi, Aunt Telly.
‐ Are you family?
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Nah, you just that Dirk boy.
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Come on over here
and give me some sugar.
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Hey, baby.
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How is my favorite lady?
Oh, girl.
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I didn't know
you like 'em so young.
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[laughs]
Girl, hush.
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Everyone, meet Nina.
The best nurse in the city.
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‐ How you doin'?
‐ Hi, Nina.
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This is my family,
and that Dirk boy.
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‐ Hey, Nina.
‐ Nice to meet you.
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(Telly)
Neesee, I wish we could see
more of each other.
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(Neesee)
But, you know, Aunt Telly,
I love..
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I dated her.
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‐ Oh, this..
‐ Aunt Telly?
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No, the nurse!
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Everything was cool, we was
walkin' down the street one day
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she tripped, I laughed,
she dumped me.
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Dirk, my aunt is in that bed,
sick, barely holdin' on.
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And I taught her how to do this,
and I say..
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♪ Do it Beyonce do it Beyonce ♪
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♪ Drop it drop it
drop it drop it ♪
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♪ Drop it outside
drop it outside ♪
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♪ Drop it drop it
drop it drop it ♪♪♪
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She just puttin' on
a brave face.
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[chuckles]
Let me go handle this, alright?
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It is so good to see
you're so happy.
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You guys stopping by
really made a difference.
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You see that shade
she threw me just now?
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Stumbelina probably still salty.
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[laughs]
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I'mma go apologize, again.
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Now, let me have a good look
at you two.
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Seein' you together
does me worlds of good.
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Neesee, I wish we could see
more of each other.
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But I understand the demands
of your church work.
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‐ Church work?
‐ Church work?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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That's why you haven't been able
to come with me to visit her.
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And when you're not busy
with your church work
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you're attending to my prince.
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You still make such a nice pair.
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Yeah, and now it's really great
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because mommy gets to stay
in our house.
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Uh..
Well, where else would she stay?
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‐ Ah..
‐ Robert, I know.
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You ain't let this beautiful
woman out of your sight.
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Boy, don't you know some man
will come and snatch her up?
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[both chuckling]
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I wish he'd hurry up.
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Oh, you, Mr. Funnyman.
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I know my prince
has found his princess.
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Isn't she beautiful, Robert?
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Uh.. Mm‐hmm.
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Say it then.
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I said it with my eyes.
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[chuckles]
Now give her a kiss.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Ah‐ha. Yeah..
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We did a lot of kissin'
this morning. It's..
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‐ My lips are numb.
‐ Ha‐ha, that's right. Ha‐ha.
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Kiss her.
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I‐I just don't think
I'm, uh, just..
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E‐e‐e! If you kiss me, boy,
I will bite your lip off.
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And I'll drop you
on your big‐ass head.
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I didn't see that, boy.
Give the girl a kiss.
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[sighs]
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[clearing throat]
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[chuckles]
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
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Oh, you laughin' now.
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But when you grow up, you're
gonna be just like your daddy
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with a ring on your finger.
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‐ Robert, where is your ring?
‐ Oh, you know what?
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Did Bobby tell you anything
about his superhero cape?
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Yeah, yeah, he's a superhero,
with a cape.
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‐ Oh, my goodness. Really?
‐ 'Yup.'
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I just found it. I thought
I lost it at mommy's house‐‐
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‐ "Mommy's house?"
‐ Yeah. Oh, man.
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It's time for somebody
to have a snack. Ha‐ha!
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Yeah!
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You know, this boy
just loves hospital food.
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You know, wait,
I‐I'll take him.
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Oh, no, baby. You stay here
and talk to your old Aunt Telly.
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Yeah.
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We're about to go downstairs
to the cafeteria
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to get somethin' to eat.
You wanna come?
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Yo. She doesn't remember me.
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You know what that means?
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You're gonna pretend
you don't know her
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and seduce her all over again?
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I like that even better.
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You know, I have the strangest
feeling I know you.
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Are you sure we haven't met
somewhere before?
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No, you're a good‐looking guy.
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I'm sure if we met,
I'd remember.
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Well, there's, uh,
a midnight showing of "Car Wash"
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tonight at the Cupertino
Theater. You think you wanna go?
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Oh, my God!
That is my favorite movie ever!
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[laughs]
No kiddin'.
I love goin' to the movies.
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My favorite thing is, uh
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mixin' in M&Ms with the popcorn.
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No way!
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I never met anybody else
who liked that.
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[chuckles]
It's like
you're reading my mind.
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I know.
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When's your anniversary again?
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Um, May, uh, 19th.
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And this will be how many years?
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It would be ten.
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But you know, Aunt Telly
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I love what you have done
with your hair.
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‐ Oh, this mess?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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No, child,
this is my hospital hair.
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I'm embarrassed to have visitors
see me in this.
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Oh, well, you want me to go run
and get one of your good wigs?
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Oh, no, no, no, baby.
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Hospital thieves.
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I'll be back in my good hair
soon enough.
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‐ Oh, okay.
‐ You know, Neesee..
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I never told you this
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but out of all my nephews' wives
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you were always my favorite.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, even more
than Cousin Shirley?
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Oh, please.
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Shirley did the bait‐and‐switch
with my poor old Charles.
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Let herself go.
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She big enough to be
his first and second wife.
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Oh. Ha‐ha‐ha.
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I'll give him credit
for stayin' together.
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Young folks today get divorced
so easy, it's a shame!
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Ooh.
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But I am so proud
of you and Robert
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stickin' it out.
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Yeah, uh‐‐
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I knew you two had
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somethin' special
from the first.
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'You're straight with people'
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honest, no BS.
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I have always admired you
for that.
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Aunt Telly,
I got to tell you somethin'.
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And I don't wanna
upset you, but..
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[sighs]
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Robert and I
are no longer married.
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We got divorced three years ago.
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I see.
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May I have a glass of water?
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Water? Yes. Of course, water.
Yeah, yeah.
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You know, I‐I think
Robert just never told you
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because he thought that you
might not understand and..
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I‐I‐I, I told him that,
you know
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t‐the d‐d‐divorce was the best
thing for everyone involved.
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Ooh. You know, I..
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I feel relieved
and I feel so much better.
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[chuckles]
You know, you were right.
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You know, it's always better
to just tell it straight.
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That way, everyone involved
can be totally..
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...at peace.
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Aunt Telly?
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Aunt Telly?
246
00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:01,061
[instrumental music]
247
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,202
[instrumental music]
248
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,807
Man, I can't believe
Aunt Telly's gone.
249
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,377
[chuckles]
Yeah, she would've been mad
if she missed this one.
250
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,046
You know
how much she loved funerals.
251
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,748
What are we gonna do with all
these leftover pork and bean?
252
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,383
[laughing]
253
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,286
She used to always say,
a funeral was food for a week.
254
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,354
She used to bring
her own Tupperware.
255
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,356
Talkin' about, "Child,
that way I ain't got to worry
256
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,792
about returnin' no plates."
257
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,160
[laughing]
258
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,698
What is wrong with you two?
Show some respect.
259
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,270
When it's my time to go,
I want to be cremated.
260
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,073
Have my ashes placed
in a man‐made reef.
261
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,777
Me, too! Oh!
You know what, Dirk?
262
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,113
I'm really starting to believe
we're soulmates.
263
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,314
[chuckles]
264
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,017
Hey, son, I just wanna say
265
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,152
how proud I am of you
for bein' a big man today
266
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,320
and leaving your cape at home.
267
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,888
I know it wasn't easy.
268
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,023
No problem.
269
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,494
Well, Superman wears his cape
under his suit.
270
00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:12,065
Yeah, Superman also wears
underwear over his pants.
271
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,869
I'll be right back.
272
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,807
Neesee, can you put this
somewhere, please?
273
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,877
Yeah. Look what they did to her.
274
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,445
They are burying her
in her hospital hair.
275
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,280
She would've been mortified.
276
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,015
I can't let them get away with
this. I gotta do somethin'.
277
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,051
Neesee, leave it alone.
278
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,219
They are not going
to even know, okay?
279
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,188
‐ Neesee, don't. Just..
‐ Uh.. Uh..
280
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,393
Neesee, have you lost your mind?
281
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,298
Oh, damn!
282
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,834
She really did need
those wigs, huh?
283
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,135
Neesee, put it back.
284
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,971
I cannot let her spend eternity
285
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,040
in hair that looks like
cheap cotton candy.
286
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,946
‐ It was too soon! Lord!
‐ Oh‐ho‐ho!
287
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:03,249
She didn't even get a chance
to shake her lap at a cafe.
288
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:09,122
Oh, Lord! She didn't get rich,
but she died tryin'!
289
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,994
Now, look, you need to go
by Aunt Telly's house
290
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,461
and get one of her good wigs.
291
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,131
And then stop by the house
and get my, um, curlin' irons
292
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,834
my bobby pins, my Ultra Sheen
293
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,136
and my Dippity‐Do,
'cause I got work to do.
294
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:27,140
[instrumental music]
295
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,375
‐ Neesee.
‐ 'Yeah.'
296
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,211
‐ Anyone else here?
‐ No.
297
00:13:34,515 --> 00:13:36,449
Oh. What took you so long?
298
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,984
Oh, I'm sorry, Neesee,
does Aunt Telly
299
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,153
have someplace she need to be?
300
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,622
She had over 20 wigs.
301
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,090
Okay, fine. Uh, sit down.
302
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,928
Why?
303
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,563
Because I have to style them
on somethin'.
304
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,865
Oh, hell, no, Neesee,
that's where I draw the line.
305
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,067
Okay, fine, it's gonna take me
a whole lot longer
306
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,002
without a head.
307
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,004
Okay, well, make it fast.
308
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,406
And nothin' fancy. Come on.
309
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:07,848
Ooh!
310
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,586
[chuckles]
Oh, my God!
311
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,223
You look just like your mama.
312
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,491
You know, when she dressed
like Rick James
313
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,027
for that Halloween party?
314
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,163
‐ That won't work. Okay.
‐ Thank you.
315
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,032
‐ Come on, Neesee, let's go!
‐ Alright, alright, alright.
316
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,001
I can work with this one.
317
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,006
Ow. Ow.
318
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,680
Whoa!
319
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,215
Now, this one really brings out
your cheek bones.
320
00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:45,018
Really?
321
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,021
Neesee,
will you get to it already?
322
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,155
Oh.
323
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,931
Uh, um.. Ahem.
324
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,333
Uh, her last wish
was to have her hairstyle
325
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,669
on a family member's head,
so that's right, I stepped up.
326
00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:04,638
‐ Yup.
‐ Alright?
327
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:09,109
What? You.. Uh, what?
Hey, I ain't no punk.
328
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,410
Hm.
329
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,247
Neesee, come on,
we got two minutes.
330
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,384
I‐I‐I just can't help but wonder
if she would look better
331
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,086
with something
with more length to it‐‐
332
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,222
Neesee, will you come on?
Come on!
333
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,724
Okay, okay.
334
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,126
You know,
it‐it just has to be perfect.
335
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,528
Neesee, why is this
so important to you?
336
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:28,995
‐ Because it just is.
‐ Why?
337
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,964
Because I killed her, okay?
338
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,934
‐ Uh..
‐ What?
339
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,102
Robert..
340
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,604
[exhales sharply]
I‐I told her
341
00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:38,739
that we were divorced.
342
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,141
‐ Neesee!
‐ I know, I know.
343
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,409
I am so sorry.
344
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,145
I mean,
she just kept going on and on
345
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,513
about how much she loved me
346
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,682
and how much
of an honest woman I am
347
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,051
and...how much our marriage
meant to her
348
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,755
and I...I couldn't take it.
349
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,489
I mean, what happened
to the good old days
350
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,192
when she used to just offer me
hard candy?
351
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,262
I'm so sorry.
352
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,636
I can't even talk to you
right now.
353
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,708
Just finish my bangs
so we can get out of here.
354
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,079
[instrumental music]
355
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,116
Goodbye, Aunt Telly.
356
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,351
Thanks for everything.
357
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,688
And tell Uncle Cyrus
I said, "What's up?"
358
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,691
I'm still alive, peach fuzz.
359
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:34,394
Oh, my bad, Uncle Cyrus.
I meant Uncle Cedric. What's up?
360
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,531
I just came to pay
my final respects.
361
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,635
You still owe me
two hundred dollars.
362
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,136
‐ Oh, Uncle Cyrus.
‐ Uh.. Ah?
363
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,671
‐ Her head is over there.
‐ Oh.
364
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:48,675
You still owe me
two hundred dollars
365
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,777
and it better be in the will.
366
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:52,679
Come on, Uncle Cyrus.
367
00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:55,415
Telly always said it straight
to people.
368
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,350
And she expected the same.
369
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,352
In that case..
370
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,387
...you reek of scotch.
371
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,024
That's just my aftershave.
372
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,696
‐ You ready to go?
‐ Uh, yeah.
373
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,064
I was thinkin'
we could get somethin' to eat
374
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,432
at that Thai spot
with the Thai Elvis.
375
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,602
Oh, my God! I love that place.
376
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:18,539
It's like you really know me.
377
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:21,675
Come on, Nina.
Even I'm not buyin' it anymore.
378
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,345
‐ What are you talking about?
‐ You really don't remember me?
379
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,380
‐ Should I?
‐ Damn straight.
380
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,150
I rocked your world.
381
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,653
We went out four years ago.
382
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,555
Well, could you be
more specific?
383
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:36,723
We had sex.
384
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:40,060
‐ Could you be more specific?
‐ We had amazing sex.
385
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,263
Could you be more specific?
386
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:47,568
‐ Ah! That was you?
‐ Holler at your boy.
387
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:50,303
You're the jerk who laughed
at me when I tripped.
388
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,437
Well, it was funny.
389
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,873
And all this time
you knew who I was
390
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,741
and you didn't say anything?
391
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,810
You're even a bigger jerk now
than you were then.
392
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,545
Lose my number.
393
00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,580
Well, wait.
I've changed since then.
394
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,548
I'm more mature, I grew up and..
395
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,750
[laughing]
396
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,586
Alright, it's still funny.
397
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,855
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
398
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:11,658
Well, wherever she is
399
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:15,228
one thing is for certain.
She looks good.
400
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,231
[chuckles]
Yeah, I was gonna ask you
401
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,233
where'd you put
all her other wigs?
402
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,536
I put 'em in there with her.
403
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,905
What?
Women like to have options.
404
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,873
[chuckles]
405
00:18:26,907 --> 00:18:29,843
[instrumental music]
406
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,748
You know, I want
to tell you again, Robert
407
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,917
that I'm really sorry about‐‐
408
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,852
No, Neesee.
409
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,888
‐ Thank you.
‐ For what?
410
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,824
For tellin' her the truth.
411
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,458
That's the way
she would've wanted it.
412
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,327
[exhales sharply]
413
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,563
Thanks. I needed to hear that.
414
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:56,870
What?
415
00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,173
Oh, nothin', I was, uh..
416
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,376
I was just thinkin' about..
417
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,479
When we were
at the cemetery today..
418
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,448
...we were probably standin'
on those plots we bought
419
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,150
when we first got married.
420
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,587
[chuckles]
Yeah.
421
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,323
You still plannin'
on using yours?
422
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,727
Haven't really thought about it.
You?
423
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,897
Ah, I don't know.
424
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,899
[chuckles]
Maybe.
425
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,370
Well..
426
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,806
If I never re‐marry..
427
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,709
...I wouldn't necessarily hate
spendin' eternity next to you..
428
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,615
...since you'll be dead..
429
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,651
[whispers]
...and quiet.
430
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:50,423
You will stop talkin'
when you're dead, right?
431
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,860
I don't know. You're brain‐dead
and you still talking.
432
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,463
[instrumental music]
433
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,870
‐ To Aunt Telly.
‐ Mm.
434
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,539
‐ Aunt Telly.
‐ Aunt Telly.
435
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,685
‐ Uncle Cyrus?
‐ Huh?
436
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,287
Did Bobby tell you doin' that
will give you superpowers?
437
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,723
Doin' what?
438
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,763
[instrumental music]
439
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,500
[theme music]
440
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,922
[instrumental music]
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