All language subtitles for All.of.Us.S03E10.Creeping.with.the.Enemy.1080p.Hulu.WEB-DL.AAC.2.0.H.264-CHDWEB_track3_[eng]

[upbeat music]

Hey, Robert!

Ha‐ha! How was your day?

‐ Hm?
‐ What you want?

Now, see, I just wanna see
how my friend's day was.

So why don't you call him?

Oh, now, see,
you know, that hurts.

I mean, you don't think
after all these months

we've become friends?

Homies even.

Alright, you know, I‐I‐I never
thought I'd admit this

but, yeah, I do like the way
things are goin' between us.

[laughs]

Oh. Thank you, Robert. Mm.

‐ You're welcome, homie.
‐ Hey.

[laughs]

‐ Take what you want.
‐ Ah.

Now, Robert,
I don't need...to..

Okay.

I'll leave you a ten here.

[laughs]
Here you go. Uh..

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm‐hmm..

[chuckles]
You know,
could I ask you a favor?

I‐I wanna know if one
of my friends from high school

can stay here for a few days.

‐ Which friend?
‐ Gwenn.

Big‐ass Gwenn?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

See, that‐that woman,
she is obnoxious

she's a know‐it‐all
and she is nosy.

And she happens to be
one of my oldest friends.

She used to protect me
when we were kids.

This bully named Rhonda

she pushed me
out of the lunch line

because he man quit her for me.

You know how I was cute
back then, too.

Anyway,
Gwenn sloppy‐joed her ass

all up and down the cafeteria,
just boom, bam..

[laughs]
Neesee,
she wasn't protecting you

she was protecting
the sloppy joes.

You know how that girl can eat.

No. How can I eat, Robert?

Gwenn, what happened
to your other four chins?

What happened to your glasses?

Lenses so thick,
you could look at a globe

and see people wavin'.

The only people I saw
was you and your four chins.

Standing by the Red Sea
wishin' that it was Kool‐Aid.

‐ Oh, uh, uh..
‐ Oh, yeah!

Hey‐hey, you know what?
I knew you guys would get along.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

♪ Often I wish that we ♪

♪ Could take the time to see ♪

♪ The need there is to be ♪

♪ A family yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

♪ Time and seasons change ♪

♪ But we will still remain ♪

♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

Okay, subs are sneaky,
so I'm guessin'

that you hid it in the corner,
right?

Sorry, dad.
Loose lips sink ships.

Alright. C‐7!

Six!

Miss! G‐9!

Uh‐uh.

Cheating, dad?

This is the Connect‐Four
situation all over again.

Just play the game.
Play the game.

Ha, for what it's worth

you were right
to kick that guy to the curb.

Thank you. No man should have
longer finger nails than me.

[chuckles]

Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho, Battleship.

Okay, I haven't seen that
since I was a little girl.

What was it called back then?
Steamboat?

We're all the same age, Robert.

Don't y'all have
someplace to be?

Ooh. "Y'all," Robert?

You know, you should really
watch your slang around Bobby.

‐ He's at a crucial age.
‐ Are you serious?

I did minor
in Child Development.

Yeah,
but you majored in cupcakes.

See y'all later.

[knocking on door]

‐ Excuse me.
‐ Mm.

‐ Yo.
‐ Yo.

Hey, did I leave my, um..

...girlfriend over here?

Hey, how you doin'? I'm Dirk.

I know. We met
at Robert and Neesee's wedding.

No, I would remember someone
as fine as you are.

I was one of the bridesmaids.
We danced together.

No, I was dancing
with a fat chick all night.

Remember you kept calling me
the Goodyear Pimp?

That was funny. That was good..

[sighs]

That's you?

Oh, my God, you look amazin'!

Turn around.

Damn!

Doesn't she look amazing?

She alright.

You know, it's too bad
you didn't call me.

I lost your number.

You know what?
Let me get it again.

Y‐you know what, Dirk?

It's really tacky of you

to be hitting
on my girlfriend right now.

I hit on her
when she was fat, too.

Ask her.

Yeah, he did.

What do you want anyway, Dirk?

I left my iPod here.
Have you seen it?

‐ In the kitchen.
‐ Thank you.

And what's up with you
and Celine Dion?

[laughs]

Whoa, I can't believe
that's the same Gwenn.

I know!

Ooh, sexy woman..

...stayin' in your house.

Sleepin' in your sheets.

Ooh.

Probably naked.

I know.

Too bad you can't go there.

I know.

I mean, there's some lines
a man just can't cross.

I know.

She's your ex‐wife's
best friend.

I know!

But she is fine as hell!

I know.

[upbeat music]

And number three
on our list of things

that women think is sexy,
that men don't, rose petals.

Not in the tub, not in the bed,
not on the floor.

Nobody wants to have to sweep up
after getting down.

[laughs]

And number two.

Do not pet the back of our heads

while we are driving. Okay?

It's sweet. We're not dogs.

We're men. We don't like it.

And finally, number one..

Don't sing to us, ever.

Well I sang to my boyfriend

and he seems to like it.

Of course, he does,
you're Tamyra Gray.

Whoo!

(Robert)
'That's right,
ladies and gentlemen'

put your hands together

and give
a big "Get Real" welcome

to our surprise guest

Ms. Tamyra Gray!

[audience cheering]

♪ And I am tellin' you ♪

♪ I'm not going ♪

♪ I'm stayin' I'm stayin' ♪

♪ And you and you and you ♪

♪ You're gonna ♪

♪ Lo‐o‐o ♪

♪ O‐o‐ve ♪

♪ Me‐e‐e ♪♪♪

[audience cheering]

Hey,
if you don't sound like that

do not sing to your man!

'Alright, y'all,
that's our show.'

[audience cheering]

Hey, big fella.

‐ Ah!
‐ Hey.

‐ That was great.
‐ Keeps getting better.

‐ Mm. Thank you.
‐ I didn't love it.

Yeah, I mean,
pretty much everything you said

was from your limited
personal viewpoint.

Now we know
how she lost all that weight.

Flappin' her gums.

Bobby, what did you like most?

The part
when Gwenn pretended to snore.

‐ That was funny.
‐ Ha‐ha‐ha.

Boys and girls,
let's play nicely.

Come on, Gwenn,
let's go to lunch.

Sounds good, I need to get
the taste of local programming

out of my mouth.

‐ Ooh!
‐ Ugh!

She is so annoying!

But I still wanna hit that.

[clattering]

(Turtle)
Help, Robert, Dirk!

Tell him you know me. Tell him.

‐ Turtle?
‐ Turtle, hey!

Aye, it's good, man. He's cool.

Where the hell you've been?

Well, I‐I quit "Mr. LA"

and I sold everything
to pursue my dream.

‐ You joined a circus?
‐ No. No.

Apparently, my background check
didn't work out.

So I went to plan B.

I'm directing my first film,
it's like the "Three Amigos"

except, instead of three guys,
there are just two.

In other words,
it's "Two Amigos?"

You've heard of it. Heh‐heh.

Advance buzz, excellent.

Yeah, I just, I need to find
a little bit of money

for a, for a stunt donkey.

Oh, no, we're not puttin'
any money into your movie.

I'm not here for money.

I'm here to change
your small‐time TV lives

and put you
on the silver screen.

Now, I just have one question.

What size sombrero do you wear?

Who the hell would know
their sombrero size?

Thirty‐eight and a half.

Great. So you'll do it?

‐ We got your back, Turtle.
‐ Outstanding!

[chuckles]

Here's the location.

Now, bring you own water.
I have cups.

I almost forgot.
Um, tell Tia I said hi.

Oh, we broke up
seven months ago.

Awkward.

[upbeat music]

[groaning]

Put that down. It is not a toy.

Shoot.

Look like you about to play
dodgeball with Shaq.

[sighs]
It's my exercise ball.

I wanna get a quick workout in
before Neesee come back.

Oh. Where's Neesee and Bobby,
anyway?

Bobby's at a friend's
and Neesee's at the restaurant.

Ah, oh, I was just,
I was just thinking

you know, back,
you know, when your

when your butt used to be
the size of that ball.

[chuckles]

Well, you don't lose 85 pounds
just sitting around.

‐ You oughta try it sometime.
‐ Please, I do real sit‐ups.

Alright? What you're doing
right there is cheating.

You're already halfway
up the ball.

Do I hear a challenge?

Girl, you ain't sayin' nothin'.

[scoffs]
Heh‐heh.
What are you tryin' to say?

I mean, you know,
if a brother wanna do this

I can, I can always..

‐ Hold on. I got this.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

You ain't did nothin'
because if.. Hold.. Oh, shit.

[mumbles]
Alright.

‐ Can I help you?
‐ No, no, no, just back‐back up.

‐ Okay. This.. Alright.
‐ Alright here.

Now you gotta feel it
right here.

Oh, snap. Oh.

‐ Right here. Okay?
‐ Alright. Uh..

Yeah, is that the only place
I'm supposed to be feeling it?

‐ I'm feeling it in my back!
‐ Okay.

Then you're doing it wrong,
okay?

Now just align your head
with the ball.

[laughs]
Stop! That tickles‐‐

Would you just stop
being a baby?

‐ Let the ball help you.
‐ J‐j‐just stop!

T‐that..
I can do it on my own.

‐ I can do it.
‐ Okay.

‐ Alright.
‐ Just.. Here you go.

‐ Okay, that's not‐‐
‐ Oh!

Gwenn?

Yeah?

You wanna go upstairs?

[upbeat music]

Wow!

That was unexpected.

Yeah, see I've‐I've been, uh..

[chuckles]
...I've been workin'
on that move.

I've been doing
some yoga stretches

to get limber, you know? I'm..

[laughing]

I meant us. I mean..

Who would have ever thought
that you and I would do this?

Oh, wait, wait, wait,
n‐n‐not me.

I mean, it's not like
it was premeditated or anything.

It just happened naturally,
okay?

‐ Uh‐huh. Okay.
‐ Just so you know.

[Robert chuckles]

‐ What was that?
‐ Oh, yeah.

That's the James delay

so just‐just breathe through it,
just..

No, no, no, no.
I think someone is here.

‐ Nobody is here.
‐ 'Hello?'

Shh. That's Neesee.

‐ Snap. Neesee.
‐ I told you!

Ugh! That's my foot!

‐ That's my..
‐ That's my leg.

‐ Don't.. Hey.
‐ Okay.

Hold on, hold on, wait a second.

Wait a second. Alright?

We're adults, alright?

We'll just tell her
what's going on

and she's just gonna
have to do deal.

Deal? Come on, Robert.

That's my girl, but she is a few
fries short of a happy meal.

Okay? She is one taco short
of a combo plate.

You know what I'm sayin'?
She‐she‐she's not Burger King.

She got to have it her way.

Sorry, I‐I‐I think of food
when I get nervous.

‐ You know what I do?
‐ 'Hello?'

I put my clothes on.

Wh..

[clears throat]

I don't think
pink is your color.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

Neesee.

Neesee, calm down.

Who's upset, Robert?

[grunts]

You all set.

If you need to call a cab

do it from the curb.

Neesee, it wasn't like
this was planned, okay?

‐ We didn't mean to‐‐
‐ Oh! You a "We" now?

Neesee,
she didn't mean it like that.

Ah‐ah‐ah. Be quiet.

I'm gonna get to you,
until then shut up.

Shut it down and be quiet.

Now, you,
I'mma need you to go out there

pick up your little things
off the lawn.

I didn't know
your suitcase opened so easy.

Wait, wait.

[sighs]

Neesee, don't you think
you're overreacting

just a little bit?

[scoffs]

Are you still breathin'?

Then I'm not overreacting.

Wow, I just, uh.. Robert, I..

I can't believe you.

I mean,
out of all the women in LA

you couldn't find
somebody else's best friend

to sleep with?

Okay, now you're being
a hypocrite, alright?

This is no different

than when you hooked up
with my boy, Johnny.

Oh, no, sorry. Uh‐uh.

A, we were both friends
with Johnny in college

and I met him before you.

B, when we first hooked up

it was just a kiss.

C, Johnny told you what was up.

You didn't just walk in on it.

And D, we were restoring
a real relationship.

And E, just go back to C.

Which one was C?

Boy, I'mma choke you.

‐ Look, Neesee‐‐
‐ Hey, Robert, hey!

Give me 50 feet.
Yeah, yeah, huh.

Excuse me.

Hey, Gwenn

bounce your ass
back to Cleveland on this.

[door slams]

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

"Bounce your ass
back to Cleveland." Ha‐ha‐ha.

‐ Neesee got jokes.
‐ It's not funny, Dirk.

Y‐yes, it is,
'cause I told you not to do it.

What'd you think
was gonna happen?

I don't know,
I tried to explain it to her.

She just wasn't havin' it.

That's because it's not
an explainable situation.

It's right up there
when I accidentally pawned

your engagement ring and
didn't mean to slap your mama.

Uh..

Buenos dias, muchachos.

I just wanted to drop off
the new script.

I've been doing some rewrites.

Studio is really on my back.

‐ What studio?
‐ My mom.

[upbeat music]

Neesee?

Neesee, Bobby.

Hm.

Damn.

[doorbell rings]

Hey, son. hey, Neesee.

Hi, dad.

Robert.
I forgot a couple of things.

Yeah, I got your note. Um..

Also got you some flowers.

Casablanca lilies,
your favorite.

Thanks, they'll make
the trash smell nice.

[sighs]

Your mom's
a little worked up, huh?

Yeah, she hasn't been like this
in a while.

Look, I know your mom moving out
is gonna be a big change

but I promise you, everything's
gonna be okay, alright?

Yeah, but I really liked

all of us
being in the same house.

I'm going to miss that.

It's okay.

[sighs]
I guess this'll do.

Uh, baby, take this
and put it in the car

and I'll be right there.

Okay. Hm.

See you later, son.

Bye, dad.
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

So..

...we're back on schedule?

‐ Yup, just like it used to be.
‐ Look, Neesee.

I know I did something stupid,
but I told you I was sorry.

I don't know
what you want from me.

Not this.

Feeling betrayed by two people
I thought cared about me

going all the way back
to square one

after how far we've come..

And you know what
the worst thing about this is?

Even though
we're not married anymore

I at least thought
we'd become friends.

‐ We are friends.
‐ No.

Robert, we're not friends.

Now we're just like
every other divorced couple.

[door shuts]

(Gwenn)
Robert?

Robert?

‐ Gwenn?
‐ Yeah?

Please get off me.

What?

‐ Oh! Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Yeah.
‐ So you know..

‐ That's how it's done.
‐ Right.

[mumbles]

And, uh, I'mma go take a shower.

‐ I'll be right down here, okay?
‐ Okay.

[sighs]

‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, Neesee, you're early.

Yeah.

Where's Gwenn?
Did you choke her?

[laughs]
No, we did alright.

Okay. And thank you
for lettin' her stay here.

I really appreciate it.

You're a really good friend.

Don't even worry about it..

...homie.

[chuckling]

[upbeat music]

Big boss gonna be very angry.

Yeah!

You only stitched
a 100 decorated sombreros.

‐ Yeah!
‐ Our deal was for a 102!

(Dirk)
'Yo!'

[horse neighing]

I got your sombreros right here,
biatch.

I hope you're hungry 'cause
I'm about to serve you a..

...knuckle taco!

(Turtle)
'Yes! Yes and cut!'

'Cut!'

Hello..

...Oscar.

[upbeat music]

[theme music]