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[instrumental music]
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‐ Uh, dad?
‐ Yeah.
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Is a spider a mammal?
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No, mammals are warm‐blooded
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and they feed
their babies milk.
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Have you ever seen a spider
feed his baby milk?
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Oh, no, that's private.
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[chuckles]
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Robert, why does
Cresthaven Academy
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wanna interview Bobby?
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I don't remember us
applying there.
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Well, maybe you forgot,
but us did.
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And us have been on the waiting
list for three years.
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Us need to quit butchering
the English language.
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And Bobby
already has a school.
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Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
But he could have a better one.
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Cresthaven is one of the best
schools in this state.
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I don't care. Best school is
filled with spoiled rich brats.
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My child needs to be
around real people.
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Hey, look, between you,
your brother and your mother
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he's seen more real people
than Jerry Springer.
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Don't talk about my family
when your sister
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cleans her ears with car keys.
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I don't wanna change schools.
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I like my school.
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Which is why
you're gonna stay right there.
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Maybe.
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Bobby, why don't you
go in the kitchen
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and finish your homework.
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But I don't have anymore
homework.
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See, Neesee, they're not even
challengin' the boy.
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Bobby, why don't you go
in the kitchen
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and get somethin' to eat?
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But I'm not hungry.
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Okay, why don't you go
in the kitchen
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and count somethin'.
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Oh, man!
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Look, Neesee, we're talkin'
about his education‐‐
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(Bobby)
'One, two, three..'
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That boy needs every advantage
that he can get.
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Robert, Bobby is happy
right where he is.
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I don't wanna uproot him in
the middle of the school year.
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I don't either,
but if we don't act on this now
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the boy is gonna spend
the rest of his life
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tryin' to milk spiders.
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What?
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Trust me,
I know my son.
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I know him too,
and he's learning everything
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he needs to know
right where he is.
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Twenty‐eight, twenty‐nine,
twenty‐ten!
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'Twenty‐twelve,
twenty‐thirteen.'
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Well, maybe
one interview won't hurt.
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Yeah.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Bobby, did you brush
your teeth?
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‐ Let me smell your breath.
‐ Ah.
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[exhales]
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Remind me not to ask you
that again.
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I still don't know why you
wanna change schools, Robert.
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I mean, one plus one is
the same everywhere you go.
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Not if you learn it
in the sixth grade.
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Well, you keep talkin' like
Bobby's not in a good school.
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Look, there's good
and then there's the best.
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Which one do you want
for our son?
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Because, if you just
want to settle for good
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we can leave right now.
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‐ Okay.
‐ No, no, no!
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S‐stop playin'.
Tell her about it.
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When you talk to Mrs. Thompson
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make sure you look her
in the eye.
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She just has one?
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No, that's just an expression.
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I need you to make eye contact
with her, okay?
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Make sure you grab her eyes.
Grab those eyes.
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‐ Here she is.
‐ Welcome to Cresthaven Academy.
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I'm Mrs. Samantha Thompson,
head of school.
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And I'm Robert James,
Bobby's dad.
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And thank you for inviting us
here, it is such a pleasure.
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You see that?
Eye contact, baby.
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You must be Bobby
and Mrs. James.
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‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
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Let me tell you a little bit
about our school.
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Oh, please do. Please do.
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Because we are so excited
to be here
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and we are lookin' forward
to hopefully becoming
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a part of the, uh,
Cresthaven family, right guys?
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‐ Mm.
‐ Mm.
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When you entered the school,
you may have noticed
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a blue ribbon
hanging on our wall.
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Well, it was given to us
by the president
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when we were recognized
as a school of excellence.
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President of what?
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The United States.
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‐ These United States?
‐ Yes.
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At Cresthaven,
we empower every child
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to reach his or her
greatest potential
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by building self‐esteem
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and by encouraging intrinsically
motivated activities.
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Well, you can't argue with that.
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But, um, unlike tuition,
talk is cheap.
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And ninety percent
of our students
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who stay with us
through grade 12
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matriculate to the nation's
top universities.
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Many with scholarships.
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Scholarships?
Oh, well, sit up, boy.
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Yeah. Ms. Thompson's talkin',
baby.
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Mr. and Mrs. James.
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Would you mind
if I had a word with Bobby
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alone for a moment?
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Are you sure? Because,
I mean, we could sit here.
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You won't even
notice that we're here.
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Flies on the wall.
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Uh, we prefer to do these
interviews one‐on‐one.
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Okay. Um, look if you need us,
we'll be outside, okay?
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Let's take another hit,
alright?
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And have fun, baby, okay?
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What's Bobby doin'?
I mean, does he look smart?
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Of course, he does.
He's my son.
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Oh, Lord! Yes, he is.
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Okay, what is he doin' now?
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Uh, it looks like
he's wavin' at me
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like he's trying
to tell me something.
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Where's Ms. Thompson?
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Oh!
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You can come in now.
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[chuckles]
Okay.
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Even though these interviews
are just a formality
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I'd like to say I really
enjoyed talking to Bobby.
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Despite his apprehension,
which is normal
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I can tell
he's a very bright child
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and we'd love to have him
attend Cresthaven Academy.
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‐ Yes!
‐ Yoo‐hoo!
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Isn't that good news, Bobby?
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Yeah. Wait until I tell
all my friends at school.
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Oh, that's right.
I'll never see them again.
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[instrumental music]
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[cheering on TV]
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(man on TV)
Next question?
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Focus groups are stupid.
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Why should we listen
to the opinions
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of twenty idiots who are only
here for the free pizza?
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Because it can help the show.
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Plus we're gonna get
our egos boosted.
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They're gonna all tell us
how great we are.
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‐ Watch.
‐ Yeah, alright.
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How 'bout that, huh?
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So you guys got to watch
one of the many
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fantastic episodes of..
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That's right!
"Get Real With James And Black."
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Any questions?
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Yeah. Uh‐huh.
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‐ Where's the free pizza?
‐ Yeah.
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[indistinct chatter]
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See? These people are morons.
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I think that Robert James
is sexy.
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‐ Oh. Okay.
‐ Morons with good eyesight.
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But that Dirk Black
is too skinny.
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There's always
one negative person.
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Probably a chubby chaser,
anyway.
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Yeah, he really is.
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Is there somethin'
wrong with him?
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Oh, does he throw up
after he eats?
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Because sometimes
I throw up after I eat.
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‐ What?
‐ Okay.
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We're really here to talk about
the concept in the show.
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The sooner we do that, the
sooner we can have our pizza.
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You know what? The little guy
can have my slice.
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Mine too.
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He looks like
a Tootsie Roll in a suit.
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Hey, I can buy
my own damn pizza.
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Oh, uh, Mr. Black,
you're really not
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supposed to participate in this.
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Earl, you supposed
to have my back.
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Oh, my god!
He's even skinnier in person.
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I'm not skinny,
I have a swimmer's body.
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Where? At home?
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Turn to the side.
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I will not turn to the side.
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Who are you
to focus on my flaws?
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The, the focus group.
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
Neesee, will you sit down?
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You're walkin'
the corns off my feet.
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Robert, it's his first
day of school.
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Neesee, the bus is only
eight and a half seconds late.
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Stop worryin'.
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[bus honks]
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Bobby's home! Bobby's home!
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Ah‐ah‐ah! Uh! Uh!
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Aw, there's my pumpkin. Mwah.
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‐ How was school today, son?
‐ It was great!
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I worked on the computer
in science class
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I looked at worm guts
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and I finger‐painted.
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Ooh, did you share those
friendship cupcakes I made?
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Sure did. And I made
lots of new friends.
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Ooh, the cupcakes never fail.
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Oh, and I even know
what I wanna be when I grow up.
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[both gasping]
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Ooh..
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What do you wanna be, son?
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White.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, Lord!
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My baby wants to be white.
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Let me see.
Maybe we misheard him, alright?
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Maybe he said
he wants to be bright.
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‐ What's up, people?
‐ Yeah.
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I need to borrow
your weight belt.
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‐ 'Why?'
‐ 'Cause of that focus group.
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The show thinks
I need to bulk up
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to increase my sex appeal.
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Like I wasn't Mr. March
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in the Lincoln High
badminton calendar.
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What's wrong with y'all?
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Bobby just got home
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from his first day
of school.
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Oh, how'd it go?
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He said he wants to be white.
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What the hell
kind of curriculum
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they got goin' on
at that school?
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It doesn't matter.
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First thing in the morning,
I'm pullin' Bobby out
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and putting him back
in his old school
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where there's more diversity.
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I can't believe I let you talk
me into that stupid place.
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Ah, no, on, no, you're not gonna
put all of this on me, okay?
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The minute you heard
the word scholarship
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you came home and started
bakin' those cupcakes.
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Oh, yeah, Robert, like
everyone knows,
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giving little black boy's
cupcakes
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makes them wanna be white.
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Well, yours must've made 'em‐‐
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It don't make 'em look like
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nothin' but what he is.
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‐ A chocolate cupcake.
‐ Now, hold up!
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‐ Wait!
‐ 'That's what he was.'
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Listen, just tell Bobby
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to be happy the way God made him
251
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,463
so he could grow up
and have a focus group
252
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,365
telling him he look
like a shoelace with teeth.
253
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,271
Look, Neesee, don't put
too much on this, alright?
254
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,306
Last year,
he wanted to be Batman.
255
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,242
Then he wanted to be
Spiderman, right?
256
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,980
Now he wants to be
the White man.
257
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:24,484
He's a kid. Nobody wants to be
themselves when they're kid.
258
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,320
Bobby, come downstairs, please!
259
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,957
♪ Oops I did it again ♪
260
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,794
♪ I played with your heart ♪
261
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,196
♪ Got lost in the game ♪
262
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,864
♪ Oh baby baby ♪
263
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,401
♪ Oops you think I'm in love ♪
264
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:45,305
♪ That I'm sent from above ♪
265
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,174
♪ I'm not that innocent ♪
266
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,475
♪ Phoo ♪♪♪
267
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,779
Oh, Lord!
268
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,014
[applauds]
That was hot.
269
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,349
[chuckles]
That was, that was hot.
270
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,785
Well, um..
271
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,755
Bobby, why do you
wanna be white?
272
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,223
Because all of my new friends
are white
273
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,991
and I don't wanna be different.
274
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,794
Well, did someone tease you
for being different?
275
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,530
No, I just wanna be white.
276
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,898
Everybody's doing it.
277
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,333
If everybody
jumped off a cliff
278
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,068
would you want to do that too?
279
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,303
Are they white?
280
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,039
‐ Bobby.
‐ Uh, listen, Bobby.
281
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,406
Bein' black is cool, okay?
282
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,875
You don't have to change
who you are.
283
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,043
You are beautiful
the way you are.
284
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,244
Let me show you something.
285
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,213
What's that?
286
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,415
This was my favorite game
when I was your age.
287
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,117
[blows]
288
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,986
Thanks to Black History game
289
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,822
you're educated and entertained
at the same time.
290
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,058
‐ How do you play?
‐ Well, I ask the question.
291
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,226
The first person to answer
the question gets a point
292
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,796
and then who has the most points
at the end of the game wins.
293
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,532
What did they get?
294
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:48,334
They get to be
rocking proud, baby!
295
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,174
‐ An‐and they get skittles.
‐ Skittles?
296
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:58,378
This is going to be my favorite
game in the whole wide world.
297
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,246
Alright, okay then, okay.
Alright.
298
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,248
First question.
299
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,552
Who started
the Back‐to‐Africa movement?
300
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:09,289
Um.. President Bush?
301
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,563
Order in. We have
our work cut‐out for us.
302
00:13:18,599 --> 00:13:21,535
[instrumental music]
303
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,237
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
304
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,072
Who built the first
stone structure?
305
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,373
Ah, you know this.
306
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,409
He built the pyramids.
307
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,311
Poet?
308
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,046
Philosopher?
309
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,548
‐ Imhotep?
‐ Yes!
310
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,216
Yes, baby!
311
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,284
‐ Not every child knows that.
‐ Uh‐huh.
312
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,558
Wow! Black people invented
a whole bunch of things.
313
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,960
That's right.
But not that dance.
314
00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:50,330
Hey, look, Bobby,
you should be proud of the skin
315
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,232
that you're in.
Do you know why it's that color?
316
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,499
No, why?
317
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,068
It's because of melanin.
318
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,469
It protects us against the sun
319
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,939
and it reduces our chances
of skin cancer.
320
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,406
‐ Really?
‐ Yep.
321
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,944
Mm‐hmm, and you know some
of the most beautiful people
322
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,111
in the world are black?
323
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,246
Oh, he knows that.
324
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,414
I mean, he sees me every day.
325
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,216
[chuckles]
326
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,053
Okay, now that you are
the black history champion
327
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,922
what comes to mind when
you think of African‐Americans?
328
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,057
Beauty..
329
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,325
...intelligence..
330
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,628
..and skills.
331
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,531
[chuckles]
332
00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:27,500
[instrumental music]
333
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,921
Yo, dawg, I ordered you
some chicken wings
334
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,355
but I see you brought 'em.
335
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,324
[laughs]
336
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,928
Man, what took you so long?
337
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,097
I was walkin' out the door,
saw my reflection
338
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,365
and lost track of time.
339
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,967
You should've seen, my trainer
got me on this work, man.
340
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,402
I'm startin' to get buffed.
341
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,439
[exhales]
342
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,211
So how's the white shadow
doin'?
343
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,013
Bobby's doin' fine.
344
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,114
Neesee and I talked to him
345
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,248
and I don't think he wants
346
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,983
to be white anymore
347
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,184
Dude, you're gonna fall
in the trap
348
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,653
if you keep
eatin' that crap.
349
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,589
You can't get cut
eatin' a donut.
350
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:26,527
Only way to get lean
is to get you some protein.
351
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,462
Who are you? The Jesse Jackson
of fitness now?
352
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,698
Hey, I'm just sayin',
get rid of those empty calories.
353
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,967
Get with the Muscle Mass 5000,
baby.
354
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,538
Dirk, do you really
notice a difference?
355
00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:40,173
Hell yeah! Look at this,
tell me what you see.
356
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,176
Right through you.
357
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,715
You blinded by jealousy.
358
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,452
Well, see baby girl
over there?
359
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,420
She's seein' clearly.
360
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,323
That little hot tamale
checkin' all this out.
361
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,693
She's only checking you out
because you look crazy.
362
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,162
[cell phone ringing]
363
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,066
Hello.
Hey, what's up, Neesee?
364
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,169
Alright,
I'll be right there.
365
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,739
Bobby's got some kind
of problem at school.
366
00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,107
I'm gonna go check him out.
367
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,441
‐ Alright.
‐ Alright?
368
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,543
‐ Later.
‐ Later.
369
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,044
[screams]
370
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,319
[exhales]
371
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,055
Girl, what took you so long?
372
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,259
[screams]
373
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,230
[instrumental music]
374
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,336
God only knows
what they said to him.
375
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,805
My poor baby's
gonna be scarred for life.
376
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,273
Neesee, you don't even know
what happened yet.
377
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,443
I know, that's why I called
the N‐A‐A‐C‐P
378
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,445
the J‐D‐L, the M‐A‐D‐D
379
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,581
and every other acronym
I can think of.
380
00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:00,220
I even called
Congresswoman Maxine Waters.
381
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,222
She's not even
in our district.
382
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,057
Well, she will be
when she gets here.
383
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,627
And when this is all done
384
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,161
I'm gonna own this school.
385
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,429
[laughs]
386
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,265
Neesee, what are you gonna do
with a school?
387
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,267
You can joke all you like
388
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,170
but what if this is bad
as I think it is?
389
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,772
What if they called him
what I think
390
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,075
they called him...huh?
391
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,077
Oh, then, we gonna own
this school.
392
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,648
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
393
00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,783
Can I get you anything?
Coffee?
394
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,618
Oh, you can get me
some answers.
395
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,554
And who are you callin' coffee?
396
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,222
I was merely offering you
397
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,524
a cup of coffee.
398
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:41,461
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Look I know you're upset.
399
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,697
But, please,
let me explain‐‐
400
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,666
Look, we don't need
any explanation.
401
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,634
We pretty much know
what's goin' on around here.
402
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,103
‐ We do?
‐ Ha‐ha, yes, we do.
403
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,573
And we're very disappointed.
404
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:54,741
We expect you to correct things.
405
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:57,578
I was rather hoping
that as Bobby's parents
406
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,412
you would correct things.
407
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,248
‐ I beg your pardon.
‐ No, no, no, no.
408
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,250
Don't you think
you ought to tell Bobby
409
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,119
why his behavior was wrong?
410
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,855
His behavior?
411
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:11,792
I mean, I, don't‐don't‐don't
be actin' like
412
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,760
Bobby is not the victim here.
413
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,265
Look, making all the children
feel inferior
414
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,634
because they are white
415
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,235
is not the Cresthaven way.
416
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,537
Exactly!
417
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,106
Wait, what?
418
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,409
Bobby told all the children
419
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,711
that his race was better
420
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,879
because they invented
everything.
421
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,915
Then he told them
they're all going to die
422
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,519
because they can't go out
in the sun.
423
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,522
You know what?
Maybe I should bring Bobby in.
424
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,831
Bobby, what happened
in school today?
425
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:54,735
I just told all the kids
how cool it is to be black.
426
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:57,604
And to avoid the sun
if they wanna stay alive.
427
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,778
Baby,
there's a difference between
428
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,613
being proud of who you are
429
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,950
and making other people feel bad
about who they are.
430
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,752
That's right.
Everyone is created equal.
431
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,620
And although we all
have different gifts
432
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,489
it doesn't mean that one gift
is any better than the other.
433
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:20,426
Sorry, I didn't mean
to make anyone feel bad.
434
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,296
Oh, baby, I know.
435
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:29,570
And tomorrow...we're gonna make
apology cupcakes.
436
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:35,542
I'm sorry, I‐I guess
437
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:37,410
the good news is,
is that we caught this in time
438
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,712
before it got out of hand.
439
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,681
[knock on door]
440
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,584
Hi, I'm Congresswoman
Maxine Waters
441
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,451
and my office got a call about
442
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,921
some kind of racial incident
at the school.
443
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,193
[instrumental music]
444
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,433
[bus honking]
445
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,335
Ooh, Bobby's home.
446
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,304
(Bobby)
'Hi, mom! Hi, dad!'
447
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,907
How was your day, son?
448
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,877
Great! Thank you so much
for sending me to Cresthaven.
449
00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:12,312
[laughs]
450
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,715
Oh..
451
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,851
[screams]
452
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,924
[instrumental music]
453
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,494
[theme music]
454
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,380
[record scratching]
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