All language subtitles for All of Us S01E14 Boxing 1080p Hulu WEB-DL AAC 2 0 H 264-CHDWEB_track3_[eng]

(man on TV)
'Stay tuned for tonight's
classic heavyweight fight.'

'The Thrilla in Manila,
up next.'

That's what I'm talking about.

Yo, Dirk, remember
back in the day

when they used to call me
the master jabber, huh?

‐ It was the jibber‐jabber, bro.
‐ Oh.

‐ Hey, Jonelle.
‐ 'Mm‐hmm.'

Taste
my tofu meatball casserole

and tell me
if it needs anything.

‐ Go on.
‐ Mm.

I just think...flavor.

Crazy. Hey, everybody, eat up.

Tia, if you want us to leave,
just ask.

You didn't have to threaten us
with a casserole.

[doorbell rings]

Ah.

‐ Dad!
‐ Hey, what's up, big fella?

‐ 'Oh, hey, y'all.'
‐ Hey, how you doin'?

Oh, oh, Bobby,
no running in the house.

Hey, hey, hey,
he can run in this house.

How about you stop runnin'..

...your mouth? Hey, Tia.

Neesee, think of a comeback
in the car and call him, right?

Come on, we're gonna be late
for the auto show, girl. Come‐‐

Oh, you in the market for a car?

No, I'm in the market for a man

who could buy me a car.

Oh, good luck.

The only women that men
check out at the auto shows

are the ones with the bikinis
and high heels on

that's draped all over the car,
right, bro, like this.

‐ Yeah, like this.
‐ Oh, could you cut it out?

Ah, so you see me
at the auto show then, right?

‐ Daddy, are these for me?
‐ Yeah.

I figured you could play with
these while we watched a fight.

Robert, you know
boxing is too violent.

Actually,
that's a common misconception.

You know, my dad used to box
in the navy.

You know, and he taught me that
boxing is a game of strategy.

You know, like, chess. Yeah.

Yeah, if you're gonna hit
somebody over the head

with a chessboard.

Look, Neesee, Tia's right.

Boxing is not only a sport,
it's entertainment now.

That's right, that's why
your boy is interviewing

"Sugar" Shane Mosley
on his show this week.

You know, some of the biggest
pay‐per‐view events

on TV are boxing matches.

See, and this one right here,
this is perfect

because it's a legendary match.

This fight right here
made history.

History.
And both fighters were black.

So that makes it..

‐ Black history!
‐ Black history!

And Ali is such a smart fighter.

He took Frazier out
with eight rights.

‐ Eight right hands.
‐ No.

Actually,
it was nine right hands.

‐ Nigga dig in nine right hands.
‐ Nine right hands.

Okay, okay, okay. Don't woo me
with all the sports trivia.

You know I don't like fighting.

Good. Then you'll leave
without a struggle.

See ya. Come on, girl.

♪ Often I wish that
we could take the time to see ♪

♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's all of us
sometimes it can be rough ♪

♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪

♪ It's just all of us ♪
♪ It's just all of us ♪

♪ It's just all of us ♪
♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪

‐ Oh, no!
‐ No!

And down goes Frazier!

[chanting]
Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye!

Ali, bomaye! Ali..

‐ I move like a butterfly.
‐ Sting like a bee.

(both)
Rumble, young man, rumble.

[screaming]

Yeah, that is right, Joe. You
were smokin', now you chokin'.

You had to hoop,
but you got hooked.

Your jaw was glassed
and he whooped your ass!

[laughs]
That's why it's a rub‐a‐dub,
baby, ah!

And, hey, by the way

Ali, bomaye,
that's from Ali and Foreman

Rumble In The Jungle.

What? Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

Did other people had commentary

they wanted to share
with the group?

Uh, they gonna stop smokin'
any time soon?

Hey, Dirk, let's teach Bobby
how to box.

Oh, okay, well,
I guess it's about bedtime.

Here, girl, let me give you
your mail before I forget.

‐ Here.
‐ Thank you.

Uh, Jonelle,
this stuff is weeks old.

And, by the way, where are my
"Essence" and "Vibe" magazines?

I haven't finished
reading those yet.

‐ Jonelle!
‐ What?

Uh, you know,
since I've sublet your apartment

this whole thing
where I deliver your mail

it's a tad bit inconvenient
for me. Okay, cha‐cha?

Clearly, you need to fill out
a change of address form, okay?

Gotta go, love ya. Bye, guys.

‐ Peace to you.
‐ Bye.

Oh. "Past due?"

"Pay rent or quit."

Baby, I can't believe it.
Jonelle is late on her rent.

You mean, your rent.

I warned you not to sublet
your place to a friend.

Dad, dad, look at me.
I'm the greatest!

Nah, you look like a crazy boy
running from bees.

Let me show you how it's done.

You gotta get your custom model
peekaboo, see?

So, look, you got your jab.

Right? You got your uppercut.

And then you got your cross.

Oh!

You got your dad..

...right in his tofu meatballs.

[chuckles]
Alright, Bobby.

Alright, that's my little man
breaking it down.

You've got my rhythm.

I'm the greatest.

And you got my personality too.

Reggie, can you hold the pillow
for me like this?

‐ Hmph!
‐ Hey, you punch too hard.

‐ What are you doing?
‐ We're having fun.

There's nothing fun
about punching my good pillows.

But I'm Ali
and no one greater than me.

[scoffs]
Well, I'm your mama
and I'm ending this drama.

My name is Reggie.
I don't like this, this..

Oh, man,
nothing rhymes with Reggie.

Uh‐huh? Wedgie.

‐ Just shut up.
‐ You shut up.

[grunts]

Ooh! Oh, my vase.

I mean, babies..

...what are you doing?

You went from my good pillow
to my good vase.

And for future reference,
everything in here is good.

He started it.

[squeals]

Well, you know better.

‐ No, I don't.
‐ Well, you're about to.

Both of you
ought to get a time out.

Can I go to the bathroom first?

Yes.

Anh‐anh‐anh‐anh.

But it doesn't count
as your time out.

Shoot!

Bobby, I'm gonna say this once.

Fighting is wrong.

You are never to lift your hand
against anyone.

My daddy lets me box.

It's more fun over there.

Well, you're over here now.

Then I wanna be over there.

I wanna go and see my daddy.

That makes two of us.

This is "Sugar" Shane Mosley
and I'm Robert James

Mr. LA, saying peace to you.

(male #1)
'And cut.'

Oh, Shane.
That was a great interview, man.

‐ Yeah, thanks, man.
‐ I got one more question.

How old were you
when you first started fighting?

‐ About five.
‐ Good answer!

‐ That's all I wanted to hear.
‐ But, uh‐‐

Ah! I think I hear
your town car honking.

Good luck
with your next fight, champ.

‐ 'Robert!'
‐ Oh, man, that's my ex‐wife.

Good luck
on your next fight too.

Oh, you got jokes.
You got jokes. I'll..

Robert, I need to talk to you
for a few seconds.

Oh, that reminds me.

I got an appointment
with security

to ban my ex‐wives
from the studio.

[chuckles]
What's on your mind, Neesee?

‐ The $75 you owe me.
‐ For what?

For turning our son
into Baby Ali.

He been dancing and rhyming
and punching things

all over the house,
like my $75 vase.

Shoot, if I knew
you paid $75 for a vase

I would have punched you myself.

Look, Neesee, you're trippin'.

All I did was encourage the boy
to like a sport.

Really? Because on the
kindergarten activity list

I saw tetherball,
tee‐ball, kickball.

And if it doesn't have
a ball on the end

then it's not a sport.

You should have seen
where he hit me.

Look, Neesee,
you're overreacting.

And in case you hadn't noticed,
he's a boy.

In case you haven't noticed,
I'm his mother

so don't tell me
what gender he is.

I was there when he as born.

Well, I was there too.
And I had a better view.

How much could you see
from the floor?

For the umpteenth time

I was lightheaded
because I hadn't eaten dinner.

Now, look, the boy
is with a woman half the time.

He has to learn how to be a man
all the time.

‐ And that's where I come in.
‐ Well, you need‐‐

Excuse me, I, I know
this isn't any of my business‐‐

‐ No, it's not.
‐ Sure ain't.

But I would like to interject
that I agree with you, Neesee.

Oh, well, yeah.
Go on, go on ahead then.

Now my parents raised me
to believe in love, not war.

Growing up in a commune,
we couldn't even play patty cake

because it was too violent.

All the parents, they considered
it a gateway activity

that would lead
to fighting and killing

and perhaps
even rock and roll.

I thought you grew up
in a circus.

No, I ran away to the circus.

Then I was traded
to a carnival for a freak.

Thank you, Turtle. Thank you.

[chuckles]

I, I still agree
with Neesee though.

♪ Yay yay‐hee ♪♪♪

Look, Neesee,
I think you're overreacting.

I'm trying to raise a man here,
not a wimp.

Well, I'm trying to raise a son,
not a bully.

Well, fine, you do what
you wanna do in your house

I'll do what I wanna do with
my son in my house, alright?

He's still my son
when he's in your house.

And I still don't agree with you
teaching him to fight.

Yeah, well, I don't agree
with you teaching him

all the names of the malls.

Look, Neesee, just because
the boy is learning how to box

doesn't mean he's gonna fight.

‐ Your mama.
‐ Your mama.

‐ Your mama's mama.
‐ Your auntie.

Your auntie's mama.

My auntie's mama is the same
person as my mama's mama.

Okay, then grandmama then.

That's still the same person,
Reggie.

Ugh!

Nice coat. Is that new?

‐ Yeah, it is. Thanks.
‐ Looks expensive.

Must have cost as much as,
oh, I don't know, rent?

What are you talkin' about?

That pay‐rent‐or‐quit notice.

‐ Oh. You got that.
‐ Uh‐huh.

Oh, see, I was trying
to take care of that myself.

I know you can afford the rent
because you make what I make

and I paid the rent there
with no problems.

Yeah, you're right. I can afford
to pay it, no problem.

But I'm not. Not until
my landlord fixes my dryer

my toilet and my leaky pipes.

Alright,
so when is he gonna fix it?

He said not until we pay.

You really need to kind of
stop saying we, okay?

Because you're the one
who owes the money.

Look, he doesn't make it easy.

Every time I see him
in the courtyard

he's always giving me
the evil eye.

Jonelle,
the man has a glass eye.

Oh. Oh.

‐ So you're gonna pay it, right?
‐ No, wrong!

No. I don't care if he has
a wooden leg with a hook.

I'm not paying it
until he fixes it.

End of argument.

[children shouting]

‐ God!
‐ Oh, my God!

Teacher!

(Tia)
Hey, stop it. Stop it.
Get off. Reggie, get off him!

Stop that.
Bobby, are you alright?

No. I'm not the greatest.

[bell rings]

Hey, babe.

Turtle left me a note,
said you wanted to have

a meeting in the classroom.

Where we at? Up over here?

No, baby, come back. Come back.

Oh, right here, huh?

I gotta tell you something,
alright

and I don't want you
to blame yourself or me.

‐ Are you‐‐
‐ No. No.

Bobby got in a fight today
with Reggie.

‐ Oh, that's awful.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Did he win?
‐ Robert!

Dad!

Oh.

[doorbell rings]

Hey, where you guys been?

And what's up
with the sunglasses?

We're the men in black.

♪ And we're ba‐a‐a‐ack ♪♪♪

Okay, enough fun and games.

You're inside.
Take off the sunglasses.

Grandma gets to wear sunglasses
inside.

Grandma has cataracts.

Hey, grandma's got a cat?

I thought she was allergic.

‐ Robert, what's going on?
‐ Nothing.

Look at him. He's so cute.

Lookin' like Little Stevie.

[chuckles]
You know,
grandma loved Little Stevie.

[Robert laughing]

Yeah.

"Fingertips Part II." Shoot.

You know what,
we need to get Bobby a piano.

Hey, Bobby,
why don't you go to your room

while we decide
your musical future?

Okay.

Dad, when I'm in my room,
can I take off my sunglasses?

‐ Sure, son.
‐ Good.

Because it's starting to hurt
my black eye.

Your, y‐y‐your black what?

He said his black thigh.
His black thigh.

Hey, look,
I'm gonna leave y'all to..

Oh, my God, you're hurt.

What happened?
Oh, whoa, whoa, ha‐ha‐ha.

‐ Huh?
‐ Robert, what happened?

Um, what ha‐happened was

um, he, he, like, sort of got
into a fight with Reggie.

‐ Bobby, go to your room.
‐ I tried.

Don't back‐talk me.

Just so you know,
it's not my fault.

I know, it's your father's.

Look, Neesee,
if you're looking for an apology

you're not getting it.

Now I'm sorry
that the boy's got a black eye

'but I'm not sorry he fought.'

Little boys need to know
how to fight.

Now if you want, when I pick him
up to take him to school

in the morning, I'll have him
apologize to Reggie.

No. Bobby and I are going over
to Alex's right now.

Lord knows
what Reggie looks like.

Yeah. He's probably
jacked up, right?

H‐his face probably look like‐‐

Robert, Robert,
this isn't funny.

No wonder Alex didn't return
my phone call.

She must be livid.

Alright, look,
is there anything I could do?

No, you have done enough.
Why don't you just leave?

[scoffs]
Why did I know
you was gonna say that?

You are so predictable, Neesee.

Oh, really, Nostra‐dumbass?

Then you must have
predicted this right here.

Okay, T,
look at those big bold words.

"Paid in full."

Alright.
He finally fixed everything.

No, he didn't fix anything.

But I realized something
very important.

Our friendship means more to me

than dry clothes
and a working toilet.

Jonelle, that is the sweetest
thing you've ever said to me.

But, girl,
you didn't have to come

all the way over here
and tell me that.

You could have just called
and told me that.

Yeah, well,
I needed to dry my clothes.

And I gotta use the toilet.
Excuse me.

Get that cottage cheese
out the refrigerator.

‐ No, you didn't.
‐ Looks like I did.

[groaning]

[sighs]

‐ Come on.
‐ Hello.

In here.

Alex, I'm so sorry
and so is Bobby about the fight.

Yeah.
Uh, fight? W‐what fight?

[gasps]
Oh, my God!

The one he had with Reggie.
How's he doing?

I'll go out
and play with the dog.

At least
that heifer likes to run.

Reggie, get in here!

‐ Did you have a fight today?
‐ I wouldn't call it a fight.

Oh, really?
What would you call it?

Quick and funny.

Reggie, do not be rude.
You already beat him up today.

Baby, what happened?

You told me not to fight.

So when Reggie hit me,
I didn't hit him back.

Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.

‐ I'm not.
‐ Shut up.

‐ Just stop it.
‐ Just stop it.

Now did you get hurt today?

Only my hand.
Bobby has a rock for a head.

You keep it up
and you're gonna wish

you had a rock for a bottom.

‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Hey, what's up, big fella?

Can I have some milk
and cookies?

‐ Yes.
‐ No.

How about one cookie
and a half glass of milk?

‐ No.
‐ Yes.

[scoffs]

Forget it,
I'll just have a carrot.

‐ Hey there, Bobby.
‐ Oh, Tia, I'm glad you're here.

I actually wanna talk
to both of y'all.

‐ Oh, sure.
‐ Hey, Neesee, look.

‐ I already apologized once‐‐
‐ Robert, I was wrong.

‐ Say what?
‐ I was wrong.

Baby, did she just say
she was wrong?

She did.

‐ Go get the camcorder.
‐ Come on.

I'm not saying
into no camcorder.

I was wrong.

The fight that Bobby had
wasn't his fault or your fault.

He got a black eye
because of me.

Because of you?

Baby, let her confess.

[clears throat]

Bobby didn't fight back
at school today

because I told him not to hit
anyone or anything.

I sent him out there
like a declawed cat.

And I think
we should explain to him

when it is and isn't okay
to fight.

Well, maybe you two
need to explain it

to yourselves first because..

You know, I'm just gonna go.

‐ No, no. I want you to stay.
‐ Okay.

I think Bobby's confused

because there's different rules
in each house.

Yeah, well,
I'm sure there's something

we can all agree on, you know?

Like, no feet on the furniture.

Oh, yes, I agree with that rule.
Mm‐hmm.

Okay, okay, okay, I get it,
but you have to stop

letting him stay up
past his bedtime.

Yeah, that is a problem
because then he gets up

too early and then he wants
to have some kind of junkie food

for breakfast, then he goes
to school all sugared up and‐‐

Tia, Tia, Tia, Tia.

Don't make me regret
asking you to stay.

So now we both need to agree

that he never fights
unless he's defending himself.

So can he still spar with me?

‐ Yeah.
‐ Aww.

Look at all of us
cooperating and everything.

Oh, this is just beautiful.

I finished my carrot.
Can I go watch TV now?

‐ Yes.
‐ No.

‐ No.
‐ Yes.

Forget it.
I'll just go do my homework.

‐ Good idea.
‐ Good idea.

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah.

‐ Your mama.
‐ Your mama!

Your mama's mama.

‐ Your auntie!
‐ Your auntie's mama.

My auntie's mama is the same
person as my mama's mama.

Alright, well,
then your grandmama.

Still the same person,
"Sugar" Shane.

[grunts]

I'm out of here.

Shane, come back!

Shane, don't go!

Bye, Shane!

[theme music]